Guy 1: What'd you guys do over the weekend?
Guy 2: Not much. Shopped.
Guy 1: For what?
Guy 2: (pauses) Jenny wants to get new curtains for the powder room.
Guy 1: Huh.
Guy 2: (pause) It's more challenging than you'd think.
Guy 1: Is this before or after she got you a lobotomy?
-- Overheard in: Commuter Train, Harrison NY --