do prosthetic legs cost a arm and and leg?
if richard simmons was a insect would he be a fruit fly or a lady bug?
if pinnocchio had a coke problem and lied about it would that only make it worst?
why do we men ask for a womens hand in marriage when its not her hand that were after?
why is it sexy for your g/f to wear your boxers to bed but she comes from early from work one day and your wearing her panties she gets all mad and breaks up with you?