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| | A joke I heard today. |
| created @ 02/1/2007 11:53 am |
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A boy was playing with his train set while his babysitter was in the kitchen. As he was playing, he said, "Okay all you sons of bitches, this is your conductor. The next damn stop is at 12:15 so don't any of you bastards fall asleep and take your damn luggage with you when you get your ass off the train."
His babysitter immediately yelled out, "I don't ever want to here that language come out of your mouth! Go to your room and stay there for 2 hours now! And if you do it again, I'm telling your parents!"
He did what he was told and went to his room. Two hours later, the boy came back to his train set and began playing. "Ladies and gentlemen, we are aboarding our final destination in five minutes. We hope that you've enjoyed our service here on the train and please don't hesitate to ask if you need assistance with your luggage on the way out. Please stay in your seats until the train has come to a complete stop and be careful when exiting the door. Once again, thank you for using the train and if you want to complain about the two hour delay, talk to the bitch in the kitchen. |
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