As for your child, I don’t recommend this, a small and fluffy dog.
With brains far too thick, too lazy for sticks, they tend to eat like a hog.
They’ll give you a bath, after blazing a path, through the cats that piss on your stoop.
Puking on rugs after eating the bugs that come out in his liquefied poop.
Please don’t mock when he eats all that chalk that come out in little white bombs.
Stepping around all the crap on the ground like snow all over your lawn.
So keep this in mind whenever you find your child asking for this.
The bombs in the house, the crapped out mouse and your yard smelling like piss.
05/27/12
