Lo's blog: "Goddess"

We clasped hands. I tightened my left and then my right. So thankful for this moment. "Who's turn?" I murmur. "It's Emma's turn. You went last night." Shane declares I look at Emma. Her small hands are clasped in my own and her brothers. Her cheeks pinken, and she shakes her head vehemently. "I can't go...I can't do it." She whispers. I smile at her. And know that everything inside of me, that was ever beautiful is in this little girl. Her eyes flash at me, such a light blue. Her hair waves in the innocent way of children. I turn my head to her brother. "Shane." He shrugs his shoulders and begins. "Dear Lord...Thank you for this food we are about to devour.." I smile at his words, keeping my head bowed. I peek between my lashes, simply to look at them. As he speaks his deep dimples flash. The light shines off of his glasses and my hand tightens involuntarily on his. He is tall and beautiful like his father. His hand squeezes mine, and he peeks at me. His shoulders are broad, and his heart is so good. "...Amen." He nods his head and does his best to devour his food. For a moment i simply watch him. It is amazing how much and how quickly he eats. We discuss our days, and they laugh over Mickey getting play dough stuck in his ear. "Mom. Do you need my fork?" Emma says quietly. "No baby, why?" She stares at me and I do not know why...so I stare back smiling. I laugh and she smiles. "Mom always eats her vegetables with her fingers." Shane says between swallows of mass quantities of food. I look down and I hold a green bean. I bring it to my mouth, looking at Emma. "what? It just tastes better like this." I shrug and smile as she tries it herself. "Green beans still taste yucky." Her lips frown and my heart melts. "You don't have to eat it Em...course you don't...if you don't like it." I smile as Shane leans over and eats forkfuls of her green beans. Shane is done first and he stands to clear the table. I hand him my plate as he walks by. I sit there. I sigh. "Well...that was nice and healthy." they nod their heads. "Who wants sundaes?" "ME!" "MEEE!" "Lord knows i do!" I say and I grab my keys. I work all day simply to have nights like this.

I love the rain. I love the cool wind on my lips and the feel of the mist softly slapping my face. My cheeks. My eyelids. It kisses me and caresses. I love the fog. It comes down from heaven and wraps its cool arms around me. Just to simply embrace me. Ony me. The sound of drops hitting the ground is musical. These drops of rain that have gathered and gathered until they are too plump to stay on that small branch anymore and so these drops hurl themselves to the ground. Coming to land on my head. I often wonder where that small drop of rain once was. What it was before it evaporated. Where it had been. The grass that pops up is new. It is shaggy like a newborn babies crown. It waves and bobs in the wind. I love it. I want to lean down and with my fingertips warm from my pocket, I want to graze it with just the tips. I want to pluck out a strand and keep it in my pocket. The clouds up above are so thick and so fluffy that you can hardly see any sky. It is a grey day. My favorite day. A day to stay in or walk out. A day to enjoy a cup of coffee. A cup of hot coffee that billows with heat. You pucker your lips and blow your breath because you want a taste so bad, but first must pay omage to the cup of coffee. You must first pour and measure and stir. You must pick out your happy cup and fill with thick hot coffee. Warm and brown and rich. Your tongue itches for a taste even before it's done brewing. At the first hot swallow it burns its way into your belly. You can feel the hot trail and almost the splash as well. Your tastebuds thrill. They exclaim. They yell in happiness and clamor for another taste. You smile because your tummy is warm and you quickly puff out your cheeks and blow blow blow for another small taste. These days are also the days for warm socks. Thick socks that mate with your feet. They hug them and when you take them off to shower or bathe, your feet mourn their loss. I love these days.

I was taking pictures on my cam a few months back...and my sister pushed record instead of snap. I look completely and utter doofy, which really makes me happy, cuz thats what I am. Highpitched always...and i miss my sister. I have never laughs as much since she left. Enjoy my dorky video if you wish.

So i loooove RedBox, cuz really. Im broke. And new release movies for a dollar just cant be beat as far as im concerned.

http://www. redbox. com/home. aspx heres a link to find one near you.

Its a little machine in alot of stores. You pick your movie and its a buck each. You have to return them by 9pm the nextnight.

So anywhoodle...i peeked over someones shoulder the other day and i saw them enter this code: DVDONME and they got one free movie.

So i did it today and it WORKED! woop!

1) Would it hurt seeing your best friend make out with your ex? IF SHE DID SHE WOULDN'T VERY WELL BE MY BEST FRIEND WOULD SHE? PLUUUUUUUS I MIGHT LAUGH AND OFFER TO WIPE HIS SWEAT OFF OF HER AFTER....SO SWEATY! 2) Who do you tell everything too? DAWN, MELANIE, BEAST 3) Where do you live? I LIVE IN A LIL HOUSE WITH A BIG BACKYARD AND TONS OF FLOWERS...SOMEWHERES IN CALIFORNIAAAA 4) Whats the weirdest spot you've hooked up with someone? HOOKED UP? LIKE HAD SEX WITH OR WHAT? I'M SO CONFUSED. UMMM UNDERNEATH A HOUSE. 5) How many friends do you have? TRUE FRIENDS? UMMM. A FEW. 6) Did you speak to your mother today? UH! NO! 7) Do you prefer bottled water or tap? DOESNT MATTER LONG AS THERES ICE IN IT AS WELL 8) Star wars or star trek? STAR WARS. I LOVE EM ALL 9) At this very moment what should you be doing? THIS. ITS WHAT I WANNA DO AND I DONT HAVETA GO TO WORK TOMARROW SO I MIGHT STAY UP ALLLLL NIGHT, JUST CUZ I CAN! 10) How many months until your birthday? 3 MONTHS...WAIT..WOW! 11) Where is your sister right now? IN A COUNTRY HICK TOWN WITH LOTSA FISH AND HILLBILLIES. 12) Last person who called you? MY SISTER 13) What are you listening to? REALISE 14) What color is your hair? DARK BLONDE 15) What is the last movie you watched? UMMM 'BECAUSE I SAID SO' IT WAS GOOD. 16) Are you mentally disabled? SOMETIMES I THINK SO 17) Who's bothering you right now? THE PEOPLE CALLING ME ASKING FOR MONEY. IF I HAD IT ID GIVE IT TO YOU BITCHES!!! 18) What makes you happy? MANY THINGS. 19 Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? HELL YES I WOULD. 20) When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings? AN HOUR AGO OR SO 21) Are you happy? UMMMM. UMMMM. IM TRYING TO GET THERE. 22) Do you miss someone? UNFORTUNATLY 23) Have you ever dated a cheerleader and for how long? NO I HAVENOT. 24) Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months? COURSE I COULD. 25) Who was the last person you gave your number to? I HAVE NO IDEA. 26) Is Coca Cola good? DIET CHERRY ONE IS 27) Where is your number one right now? DAWNDINGA? PROBABLY HAVING SEX WITH SKINNY JESSE ERDMAN 28) How old are you? 30 YEARS OLD 30) Do you have a dry erase board in your room? IN MY ROOM? IN MY CLASSROOM YES 31) What does it say? HOWEVER MANY BEASTS I HAD ON FRIDAY PROBABLY 32) How was your day, what'd you do?: GOT ALL PURTIED UP AND WENT TO MEET DAWNDINGA FOR A SHOWER...BUT BETWEEN MY HOUSE AND HER WE DECIDED TO DITCH IT AND GO BACK HOME. I HUNG OUT WITH MY KIDS AND HAD A FABULOUS DAY. 34) Are you hungry? NOT AT THE MOMENT 34) What is on your desk right now? LOTS OF STUFF. A BOOK IMMA GO READ, HEADBANDS, BOBBYPINS, PICTURES OF SHANE AND I, IPOD SHUFFLE, BILLS THAT I TRY TO IGNORE, SHANES CAMCORDER, A PEN AND ALL KINDSA CORDS 35) When's the last time you cleaned your room? TODAY 36) Last compliment you received? MY BEWBS 37) What's your favorite animal I LOVE ZEE GREAT BIG LIONS 38) Are you mad at someone right now? MAD? NO DISSAPOINTED MMMYES 39) Are you taking anyone for granted? NOT AS FAR AS I AM AWARE. MY WORD. 40) Where do you hide your money? IN THE BANK 42) How did you wake up this morning? NEEDING COFFEE BUT SMILING AT ALL THE KIDS IN MY HOUSE 43) Which is more romantic sunrise or sunset? DEPENDS ON THE ONE YOU'RE MAKING LOVE TO BENEATH IT. 44) Last time someone surprised you? CHRIS SURPRISES ME ALL THE TIME, BUT NO HAPPILY 45) What's the last bone you broke? NONE AS OF YET!!!!!!!!! 46) How many letters are in your last name? 7 47) What book did you read last? A VAMPIREY ONE. I LOVE EM 48) What are you excited about? ITS TAKING ME A BIT TO THINK OF SOMETHING. WHICH IS JUST WRONG. 49) Do you live near your best friend? KINDA AND WICKED FAR 50) Do you have any tattoos or piercings? NOSE EARS PIERCED. NO TATS 51) How do you walk? WELL. UM. HOW DO I WALK? UPRIGHT. 52) When was the last time you danced with a boy/girl? WHEN WE WENT TO THE CLUB. SO MUCH FUN 53) what happened to 53? ITS RIGHT HERE DOOF 54) Do you curse a lot? NOT TOO MUCH 55) Do you hate your ex boyfriend/girlfriend? NO. 56) Do you drink bottled water? SURE 58) Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? COURSE THEY DO...BUT A THIRD? THAT'S KINDA ON YOU 59) Most hated food? SEAFOOD AND BEEFY THINGS, AND PORKY THINGS, AND MEATY THINGS. 62) What's your favorite song? OF ALL TIME? FRANK SINATRA CHEEK TO CHEEK.OR SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE...OH I LOVE IT! I LOVE MOST ANYTHING FRANKY. THE MUSIC IS JUST...MMM IT PLAYS AROUND THE LYRICS AND MAKES PICTURES TO ME. ALL ZEE HORNS ARE JUST HAPPY. 63) What's something you wish you could understand better? THIS ONE MAN, . I ALWAYS THINK I KNOW WHATS GOING ON, BUT IT TURNS OUT I SO DON'T! 64) Would you say you date smart people? I DON'T DATE. 65) Have you lost friends in the past years? OH SO MANY 66) Is life over for you? WELL...HELL NO. 67) What's the last thing that made you smile? MY SISTER AND REMEMBERING LAST SUMMER. 68) What are you doing tonight? NOT GOING TO SLEEP UNTIL I WISH TOO! WRITING AND JUST...AHHHH BREATHING! 69) Something good that's happened this week? MY SONS BIRTHDAY, HIS PARTY, SPENDING TIME WITH HIM 70) Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now? OHHHH I REALLY RATHER DOUBT IT UNLESS A MIRACLE OCCURS.

Shane is just about my favorite person in the world. He really is the funniest person that I know. His humor in life is so adult and at the same time...so clean..so honest. I am proud of that. He knows me better then anyone. He can tell when I am upset or when I need to laugh. He will smile at me..his twin dimples charm me, and he somehow talks me into hopping on the trampoline with him, simply because he says I need to laugh. "It has been entirely too long since I have heard you laugh Mom..You USEDA laugh all the time, But now you seem worried alot." My son is also wise. Did I mention? As I left from work this evening Dawns murmured to me as she was writing.. "Are you ganna be grumpy Beanie...cuz you always are so grumpy when you plan things." 30 minutes later I was buckled up, Party list in hand. I looked at my son and figured it was worth mentioning. "Look son, I know you have never planned a party with me before...but im kinda known as a party nazi." He looked at me. Smiling. His eyebrows raised over his glasses. "reeeeeeeeeallllly?" He shrugged and patted me on the shoulder. "I think I can handle it, and if I can't my birthday presents will console me...LET'S Goooooo!" I laughed and backed out of the driveway. What started out as a way too long day turned into one damn good date with my son. In the car I had the music blasting to a song I like. My body was moving. I kept leaning over and singing to him. The music stops. "WHAT the HELL!" I say as I look at Shane. He smiles. Glaring at him, I turn the music back on...only a tad louder. "Mom...MOOOOM!" I sing to him "You are my sweetest dooooownfaaaaallll...I LOVED YOU first...I Looo" He hits his head against the window. "HEY! What are you trying to say!" I frown at him. "Is my singing booooothering you Shane? Ohmygosh I'm so offended!" "Mom...MOM No.." he rubs my hair. "Turn off the music and sing without it." "WHY!?" "I hate music in the car. It annoys the hell out of me!" His eyes are wide. "FINE!" and i lower the music. "There. It is low but not off...not loud..okay? Compromise." "Okay Okay. Thats good....wanna see me transform my FACE??!!" "Of course I do, how silly of you to think i wouldnt." He made me laugh so hard at one point I went into a coughing fit, it was then that he offered to drive me if i was no longer fit. He says this lazily and with his left arm thrown behind my seat. His ankle rested on his knee...Relaxed. I smiled at him, gulped my water and said that I think I had it...but thanks. "Look mom...Im ganna be honest with you." He says after a few moments of rare silence went by. Looking both ways before pulling into traffic I say "Shoot." He stretches his back and then relaxes against the seat again. "I get boners at the oddest times." I looked over at him and smile. "Do you?" "Yuuuup" "Are you looking at someone cute or something?" "Nope...just whenever...I just get one." "WHYYYY?" I squeal in the 'i don't have a penis im so confused' kinda way. "Well...how the hell do I know? It just happens!" ".....Like....when your thinking about sex or something?" I am thoughtful "No...like when I'm just about doing anything." "Awwwwwwwwww! I think thats normal, but I am unsure since I have a vagina. We should Google it!" He shakes his head. "You are entirely too happy about my issues." "Awwwww. I love you say boner. Thats so Jr.High." He pats my shoulder and doesn't state the obvious...that he IS in Jr. High. During dinner we built towers out of cream. I laughed at him when I built mine higher with the salt. He laughed louder when He used the pepper and topped it off with another cream. I spent months...MONTHS worried about the things that I no longer have in my life.Things I have absolutely no control over. Guilt and heartbreak...worry and Bill juggling, but as we pulled onto our street tonight...he had just finished telling me of another memory that he had of us when he was a baby. I smiled. "I have hundreds of them. Maybe thousands." "Thousands of what?" I asked.I couldn't see him in the dark car...only the refection of light off of his glasses. "Thousands of wonderful Memories." And that damn near made my heart melt.

I will never forget the moment that I realised I was pregnant with my son. I had missed a few periods, but I never for a moment suspected that I was pregnant. I had the golden "I'm an invincible teenager" halo about me doncha know. or so I thought. The father and I had already broken up and after a morning of gasping and turning green, but never puking. After a third trip to the local market for caramel to pool over my ice cream my Dad kiddingly said "You act like your pregnant." He laughed and walked away. I followed him. My eyes wide. Shock settling deep. "Dad." "What?" He turned "I think I am." He stared at me for a second then lightly punched my arm. "You. dinky-dou are funny." My father and I have never ever felt comfortable around each other. Even while I was young. "Shit." I whispered to myself as I closed the door to my room. I plopped on my bed and started to cry. I have never felt so panicked. So scared. So completely alone. "What the fuck am I going to do." My hands drifted down to my belly and I stood up and looked at myself in the mirror. My tummy was flat and toned... It has never looked the same since. I had no idea whom to tell. No idea who to confide in. I called Amo and whispered it to him. He laughed and "refused to listen to my lies." I remember I held the phone away from my ear. I would have punched him if he was near. Days turned into weeks. I snuck out of school one day and Amo took me to the nearest town to the family planning. One stick to pee on and 20 minutes later I called the clinic. "You are pregnant." The voice said into my ear. "I am?" I squeaked. "Yes." "Say again?" "Yes. You are pregant." I wanted to puke. Better yet I wanted to puke on Amos white shoes. But I didn't. I couldn't. I may have tried. I wasn't sick too much with my son. As the months went by and I watched my body change. My waist thicken. My breasts became heavy. Stretch marks appeared on my body. Friends stop calling. I was 7 months pregnant. And as I sat down in my sisters car an asshole made a remark about my son being a bastard. He sneered as he said it, my sister was pulling away. I threw my purse down on the floor of the car and opened the door. My sister started screaming and she slowed the car to a stop. I was out of the car before It stopped completely and I made my way over to him. "YOU are a pussy bastard talking shit about an unborn child. I may be 7 months pregnant but I could still kick your ass.Do you have an issue with me?" His friends laughed and he lowered his head. I have never been so angry. The very next week Amo had an issue with him. Finally. I found my happy during my pregnancy. I came to peace with myself and my decision to have sex way to young. "You were meant for me." I would whisper to my belly. He would always kick my hands when I sang. And I never felt alone watching my tight belly roll with his movements. I named Him Shane. My stepmother announced that she hated that name. It sounded too much like Shame. I told her that it may be shame to her, but he was my heart. I fended off repeated offers from my parents to adopt Shane. Adoption information was placed beneath my dinnerplate each night. "At the least" they said "Give us guardianship over him." I shook my head and cried every night over my decision. Hearing from most every person how I couldn't give him the life he needed. Since the day he was born I have sang to him "You are my sunshine" And to this day he asks me to sing it to him. it relaxes his body and puts him to sleep. I was given 6 weeks with him after he was born. And i was told that was it. He would be cared for my someone else and I would get a job. I remember holding him to my breast and watching him eat. His eyes stared into mine. And I prayed that I would be able to find a way to stay with him. And I did....precisely what I had too. I have watched him grow and grow until he now stands taller then I am. His feet are bigger then mine. I watch him eat and I am in awe of it. He makes me laugh with his wicked wit. And quick Quips. He is intelligent and gifted with a heart the likes of which I have never seen. He is brutally honest and walks around the house naked, and with NO SHAME. He is everything that I ever dreamed he would be...only more so.

"Beanie...I just want to know..." She starts the conversation off. And instantly I smile. My body floods with happy feelings and I wait to hear her go on. "..Do you really go to hell for masturbating because...really? I'm going to hell." I laugh into the phone so hard I feel my body shake. "No! Who the fuck told you that?!" "No one..." she sounds serious with a side of giggle. "...but I you know there's crazy stuff in the bible." I laugh. "Do you want me to go on about the bible?" "Beanie...have you read the bible?" "I have read a whole hell of a lot of it." I laugh "...im just saying...im home aloooone, don't wanna watch Tv...what the hell else am I supposeda do...really?" "Well I have absolutely no idea." "I know Beanie...cuz If im going to hell for masturbation you are too...and really would that be so bad?" Sometimes when I meet people. I get an instant feeling of a certain color.I cannot explain why or what the hell the color is for. But most people in my life have colors. Dawns is yellow. Not bright yellow. But a light, pure, soft yellow. I met Dawn 4 years ago or so at a play date for mommies.My first impressions were good ones. I was quieter then. Out of my element. We met each other a few times, but never talked much. I don't know when precisely we became as close as we are now. It was just natural...as is breathing..or eating pie. Very quickly we became close. It started with a Red Hot Chili Pepper concert.And it has never ended. Really I knew she kinda stalked my blogs. She was my biggest fan. *smile* When I opened my self and became just me asking odd questions and stating odder facts she would giggle and laugh. Never once did she gasp and shake her head at me. I cannot count the times I have heard her laugh and end it on a "I love my beanie" Each time it makes my heart smile. Quickly we opened up to one another, which only strengthened the friendship that we had formed. I had never told another soul how unhappy I was in my marriage. I had never uttered one word about how I had dreams of my own. And If it had not been for Dawn, most likely I never would have.I knew that I could tell her anything. She never judged me. Her eyes never wavered. She would nod and agree and open up a little more with me. Until I was nodding and agreeing with her. We did everything together. We giggled together, planned our getaways together. We became the others solace.And usually we did it over pecan supreme pie. We have since lost the pie weight that we gained sneaking out and meeting each other at Bakers square. SO much has happened this past year. And lately our friendship is a ricochet field. I cry and can't do this. And she picks me up, dusts me off and puts power behind me once again. She cries and I lean against her..just to let her know I am there. I give her my words and my belief in her. And It helps. I know it does. I need her in my life. I would sputter and fail without her.

"mmmmhmmmm." I murmer into the phone. "so we have been adding rooms and building a garage...we've been so busy." "Wow. You have." I leaned my back against the trampoline in my backyard and raised my eyes to the sky. I smiled at the stars and relished the breath of air that cooled me..inside to out. "you seem so happy. I am happy for you." "Thank you...I am. So...keep in touch okay? I love you." I paused at those words. They should mean everything before you utter them. "I love you too.." I mumble. My eyes prickle. Which makes me mad. "Okay. goodbye." "Goodbye mom." As my phone slides shut I stare at it, in my palm and shake my head. I am dissapointed by so many it seems. Almost every day my children ask me about their grandmom. They want to walk barefoot to the lake and pick wildberries that tangle along the roads. They want to pet kittens and ride horses. It breaks my heart to tell them "I don't know when baby." Or when they ask "Why doesnt Uncle Bobby talk to you anymore mom." I shake my head and find myself stuttering...in time I always answer..truthfully. "Because he does not agree with mommies decisions. But I am glad you get to see him still at your daddies." I want to tell them that I wish they would never ask me about my mother or my brother. I want to tell them that it breaks my heart and it makes me doubt myself. But I never do...or would. It is cool out this evening. I sip my coffee and watch the steam tendrils rise and disapate. I light a cigarette sit on my steps. "Hello Laurie." I turn my head and see Maria. "Hello Maria." "You okay?" I nodd and force a smile. "Of course." "You sure?" Maria works on my yard. She is much more then that. So much more. She has helped me out entirely more then she can imagine around here. I sigh. "Did you see anyone here today Maria?" "Yes matter of fact I did. I saw your brother, an older lady and a man." I nod my head. She looks at me, but not for too long. "I heard your family...you know...I wouldnt assume...But I have heard.." "Yeah. They are having a harder time with my divorce then I am it seems." "Thats not right. Uh uh. Not right at all." Maria stands at least 5'11" Her face is marked with age, hard work and many years of picking at it. Her hair is always up in a ponytail. She wears shorts year round and muscle tanks. With no sleeves. She's a pot smoker and every once and awhile dabbles in the hard stuff again. I wont see her for a few days, and when I finally do..she won't meet my eyes. When she does. I smile into hers and tell her I missed seeing her around my place. She is amazing. And I tell her that she is ...often. "You...girrrl! workin hard and bustin ass at school..You keep your kids with you...You are doing mighty fine..Damn fine." I smile at her and thank her. And I mean it.

1. Have you had any fun this year? HMMM. YES I SUPPOSE I HAVE 2. Have you had your birthday yet? NOPE. NOT AS OF YET 3. Kissed two people in the same night YES 4. Been on a diet? EW. I HAVE AND THEN I REALISED HOW MUCH I LOVE TO EAT FOOD AND HOW FABULOUS I AM REALLY. 5. Pulled an all nighter? I HAVE ACTUALLY AND IT WAS FABULOUS 6. Drank Starbucks? MMHMM FOR SURE. 7. Went Camping? NOPE. BUT MY SON WANTS TO GO THIS YEAR...AND SO WE SHALL (AND I SHALL SQUEAL AT LIL SQUIRMY THINGS IM SURE) 8. Bought something(s)? WELL...SURE 9. Met someone special? VERY SPECIAL. 10. Been out of state? YI HAVE NEVER BEEN OUT OF THE STATE. CEPT ONCE WHEN MY STEP MOM MARRIED MY DAD AND I WAS IN RENO FOR A DAY. SAD HUH? 12. What are you thinking about? MANY THINGS. SAD THINGS. REAL THINGS. ___________________________________________________________ 1.) Hugged someone? WELL OF COURSE I HAVE. SHEESH. 2.) Slept in someone else's bed? YES. 3.) Got a job? YES I HAVE, HOW DID YOU KNOW...SO PHYCHIC! 4.) Loaned out money? HELL NO IM BEEEEEEEEROKE. 5.) Gotten in a car accident? EEEK NO. *knock knock knock* 6.) Gone over your mobile phone bill? HELL YES. 8.) Done something you regret? I DO SOMETHING I REGRET ALMOST DAILY. ___________________________________________________________ Last Person you hugged? UMMMM. I HUGGED LOTSA PEOPLE TODAY. I ROLL THAT WAY YA KNOW? When was the last time you felt stupid? EVERYTIME HE BLINKS AT ME Who did you last yell at? ONE OF MY TWO'S FOR CALLING ME A MUTHERFUCKER What did you do today? WOKE UP, DRANK COFFEE ON MY PORCH, CHECKED MY EMAIL, WORKED, ATE ENTIRELY TOO MUCH FOR TEACHER APPRECIATION WEEK, WENT TO LUNCH WITH DAWN, GIGGLED OVER BOYS, CAME HOME, MADE DINNER, READ THE BEASTS SURVEY, SIGHED ALOT, CRINGED A BIT, AND NOW THIS. TEN FACTS : ___________________________________________________________ 01. Hometown? DON PEDRO CALIFORNIA 02. Natural hair color? BLONDE 03. Initials? L.J.T 04. Hair style? LONG AND WAVEY 05. Eye color? UMMM BLUEISH GREYISH. THEY CHANGE 06. Height: FIVE foot three inches. 07. Pets: A DOG. JUST THE ONE. 08. Mood: KINDA SAD 09. Where would you rather be: IN A PASSIONATE EMBRACE 10. What was the last thing you drank? ICE WATER TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE: 01. Have you ever been in love: YEP 02. Do you believe in love? WELL YEAH I DO SHEESH 03. Why did your LAST relationship fail? HMMM. I AM NOT SURE HOW TO ANSWER THIS. SO I SHANT. 04. Have you ever been heartbroken: UNFORTUNATLY 05. Have you ever broken someone's heart: I HAVE 06. Have you ever fallen for your best friend EW NO. 07. Have you ever loved someone but never told them? THAT IS COMPLICATED AND MANY WORDS. ILL SAY YES. 08. Are you afraid of commitment? A LITTLE YES. 10. Have you had more than 5 different serious relationships in your life? NOPE 4 EMOTIONS ___________________________________________________________ 01. Are you missing someone right now? I AM 02. Are you happy? I AM CONTENT 03. Are you eating anything? NOPE 04. Do you like someone right now? I LIKE ALOT OF PEOPLE. 1. Do you bite your lip? I DO ALOT. WHEN I AM NERVOUS OR EXCITED 2. do you have pictures on your walls? SURE I DO 4. do you like country music? NOT REALLY NO 5. how do you peel your orange? I DONT. I CHOP IT AND EAT THE PEELS TOO. 7. could things be better in your life at the moment? OF COURSE. 8. have you ever tried to put a huge puzzle together? MMHMM 10.have you ever tried to cut yourself? EW NO. 11. do you like clowns? HAHA. IM KINDA SCARED OF THEM. THEY HAVE RED NOSES...ITS ALMOST ALWYAS ASSOCIATED WITH ALCOHOLISM AND REALLY WHATS WORSE THEN A DRUNK CLOWN? 12. have you seen the movie Jaws? YES. I LOVE IT TOO. 13. how do you feel about show offs? I DO NOT LIKE PEOPLE WHO BRAG ABOUT WHAT THEY HAVE OR HOW IT IS BETTER THEN EVERYONE ELSES. INSTANT TURN OFF. 14. do you go to the library? NOT LATELY. BUT I LOVE THE LIBRARY. THE SMELL IS JUST AMAZING IN THERE. SO MANY BOOKS TO READ. MAKES MY MOUTH WATER. 16. what¡¦s your favorite type of energy drink? ROCKSTAR PUNCHED. COULDNT HAVE GONE THROUGH SCHOOL WITHOUT IT. 17. what do you put on your hamburger? I DONT LOVE HAMBURGERS 18. do you wish you were older? WELL NO I DO NOT. 19. do you wish you had magical powers? IV'E BEEN TOLD...WELL...*smile* 20. if so, what powers? I WANNA BECOME INVISABLE AND SPY ON PEOPLE. HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE REALLY? 21. do you eat teddy grahams? I HAVE. THE CINNIMON ARE MY FAVORITE 22. does anyone hate you? UM. I THINK MOST EVERYONE LIKES ME. 24. have you ever believed in fairies? YES 26. do you have your nose pierced? YES 28. do you know how to divide? I CAN DIVIDE MANY THINGS, EVEN MYSELF 30. what is your favorite number? 3 31. would you rather have braces or glasses? GLASSES 34. have you ever seen Coronation street? UM NO. 35. are you missing anyone right now? YEP 36. who? 37. do you have a job? YES 39.have you ever stolen something before? WHEN I WAS LITTLE I DID. What holiday is coming up next? FOURTH OF JULY I THINK. What are you doing this weekend? MANY THINGS What is the last thing that you ate? GARLIC BREAD Do you watch a lot of TV? NOT REALLY. I TIVO HOUSE Are you feeling uncomfortable? A BIT. When is the last time you laughed a lot? TODAY AT A TEACHER Would you rather get your lip or nose pierced? ID PIERCE MY EYEBROW AND MY NIPPLES Love or hate? LVOE OF COURSE Why did you last smile? I DONT KNOW Have you ever locked keys in a car? YES. I HAVE. IT SOOOOOOOO SUCKED! What was the last movie you went to? UH. I THIIIIIIIINK....I AM LEGEND. ITS BEEN AWHILE Who did you see it with? MY SISTER How are you feeling? HAHA. Are there any plants in the room you are in? NO. Do you believe that women should be able to have man jobs? WHY NOT. WOMEN ARE LOADS SMARTER Do you hate people? I HAVE. Do you hate your parents? I HAVE. Do you like the color black? AS AN ACCENT ONLY Friends or family? MY FRIENDS ARE MY FAMILY Is your heart currently hurting? ITS BEEN THAT WAY FOR AWHILE. IM KINDA USED TO IT Have you ever been to L.A.? YES. DISNEYLAND IS PRETTY MUCH PERFECT. Do you still have an obsession with something that you loved as a kid? EWOKS? MMHMM How is your hair? IT DRAWS FINGERS AND LIPS TO IT...THANK YOU FOR ASKING Do you think people talk bad about you? OH I KNOW THAT THEY DO. Have you/do you go to shows? NOPE. NEVAH BEEN Have you ever had stitches? YES. I GAVE BIRTH. MY POOR VAGINA. UMM AND I HAD SURGERY Are you cold? I LIKE BEING COLD, HATE HOT. Do you like the current season? I LOVE IT Where is your heart? BENEATH MY BEWBS Seven Deadly Sins Survey Wrath Who did you last get angry with? TOPH. What is your weapon of choice? SARCASM Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? I HAVE NEVER, BUT IVE WANTED TOO How about the same sex? IF I HAD TOO Who was the last person who got really angry at you? TOPH. HE WICKED HATED ME AND WOULD DRINK AND CRY LAST SUMMER. What is your pet peeve? THERE IS NOT ROOM LONG ENOUGH. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I GRUDGE FOR A SMIDGE AND I ALWAYS REGRET IT. Sloth What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? FILL OUT MY THINGY AT WORK. What is the latest you've ever woken up? I DUNNO Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? MY STEPMOTHER What is the last lame excuse that you made? HAHA. ID RATHER GO WITH THE TRUTH AND JUST SAY IT OUT THERE. NO EXCUSES NECISARY Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? YES. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? NONE Gluttony What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? IM BROKE. NONE, PLUS I HATE THE WORD YUPPIE REALLY. Are you a meat eater? I EAT BONELESS SKINLESS CHICKEN BREASTS ONLY What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? IM NOT A DRUNKARD REALLY Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? SURE Do you enjoy candy and sweets? MUCH MAS Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? SALTY Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? EW...NOOOOOOO Greed How many credit cards do you own? NONE. DONT HAVE THE MOOLAH WONT BUY IT. THANKYOUVERYMUCH If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? HUMP IT Would you rather be rich or famous? ID RATHER BE WORRY FREE. I DO NOT ASPIRE FOR NEITHER. Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? NOPE. Pride What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? STANDING UP AND LIVING FOR MY SELF. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? HAHAHA. I AM NOT SURE THERE IS ONE. What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? ID LIKE TO ROLLERBLADE MY GREATGRANDCHILDREN TO THEIR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? NOPE Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? I HAVE NO IDEA. Have you ever cheated to get a better score? NO What did you do today that you're proud of? MOST EVERYTHING Lust How many people have you seen naked MANY How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? HMMMMM 7 Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? I DO IT ALL THE TIME. What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? BELLY Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? NOT AS OF YET Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? UM NO. Envy What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? DAWNDINGA If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? MYSELF. I THINK IM PRETTY AWSOME Have you ever been cheated on? NOT AS FAR AS I KNOW Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? EVER? SURE WHEN I GOT BELLS PALSY THAT WAS HARD TO DEAL WITH. BUT I DID. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Sure, there should be an answer here. <-- I KNOW RIGHT? What deadly sin... Do you do the most often? LUST Do you do the least often? GLUTTONY Is your favorite to act on? LUST A ( against... HUNTERS. I JUST CANT STAND IT. B ( better than ...UMMM C ( caring person... MELANIE ANN D ( Dangerous Obsession... BEAST E ( easy to listen to... CHILDREN GIGGELING F ( food that reminds one of a love...HOMEMADE FRENCH FRIES G ( Great Writer...EMMA HOLLY, BEST EROTICA EVER. H ( Huggable Blogger... THE BROOKLYN RAKE...REALLY WHERE DID HE GO? HE EMAILED ME BUT...LESIGH. I ( Intelligence you desire...OF THE MATHEMATICAL PERSUASION J ( Jester who brings you peace...PEACE? UH. K ( Keen desire... DESIRE...MMMM L ( Love able Teacher you had...MS.SPENCER M ( Meditative Image...WIND BLOWING THE LEAVES N ( New song for you... O ( opening in your mind (recently)... LOVE P ( Person who supports you... DAWN Q ( Quest for this year...TO SMILE EASILY AGAIN R ( restful Memory... WAKING UP NAKED ON SUNDAY ENTIRELY TOO LATE S ( sexy song for you... TOUCH MY BODY T ( Top Childhood friend...MELANIE U ( Understanding Uncle or Aunt...N/A V (Victorious moment .. A NEW BEGINNING W ( wondrous event...THE BIRTH OF MY CHILDREN X ( your most important vote...HMMM Y ( Youthful feeling...GIGGELING UNTIL I FEEL LIKE I WILL PASSOUT Z ) ZZZZZZZZZZ thing that tickles your heart... ZIPPERS. THEY ALWAYS GET ME. SLOW PLEASE. 1. Do you ever wonder what your ex is up to? I KNOW WHAT MY EX'S ARE UP TOO. I SEE THEM ALL THE DAMN TIME. 2. Have you ever been given roses? YES I HAVE. BUT NEVER BY MY EXHUSBAND. ONLY FROM KING WHEN MY DADDY DIED. 3. What is your all-time favorite romance movie? REALLY...I LOVE THE OTHER SISTER. 4. How many times have you honestly fallen in love? HONESTLY TWICE. 5. Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? I BELIEVE THAT WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE THERE CAN BE THAT SOMETHING. YOU CAN MELD YOUR LIVES TOGETHER BEAUTIFULY IF BOTH ARE OPEN TOO IT. I DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE MYTHICAL SOUL SEARCHING FOR THE OTHER. THAT IS ENTIRELY TOO SHORT SIGHTED FOR ME. 6 What's your current problem? I DONT LIKE SO MUCH COMPLAINING, THANKS. 7. Have you ever had your heart broken? YES. ITS LIKE TORTURE BUT WORSE. 8. Have you had a Long Distance Relationship? I HAVE. 10. Do you believe the statement, once a cheater always a cheater? YES. 11. How many kids do you want to have? I HAVE THE TWO. 12. What's your favorite color(s)? HOTPINK 13. Where do you shop the most? TORRID 14. Do you believe in love at first sight? Lust at first sight can be amazing, but I don't think you can comprehensively love someone just by seeing them. <---WHAT HE SAID 15. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? I DO BELIEVE SO 16. At what age did you start noticing the opposite gender? VERY YOUNG. 5 OR SO 17. Are you happy with your love situation? I AM...DEALING WITH IT 18. Do you know someone who likes you? I KNOW OF A FEW 19. Do you like anyone? I LIKE...ALOT OF PEOPLE. NOT EVERYONE. 20. Do they know you like them? COURSE THEY DO A to Z: All About Me A Age?: 30 Available?: DEPENDS ON FOR WHAT Annoyance?: WICKED SKINNY PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW FAT THEY ARE WHEN IM LEANING AGAINST THE COUNTER EATING ANOTHER CHEESE DANISH LISTENING AND SNORTING. B Birthday?: AUGUST 10TH Best Friend?: DAWN MARIE Bar?: I HAVE NO IDEA C Crush?: NO Car?:A BLUE MINIVAN Cat?: EW NO D Dad's Name?: LAURENCE Dog?: ZOE THE WONDERDOG Dead Pet's Name?: AMBER E Easiest person to talk to?: THE BEAST. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY Eggs?: SCRAMBLED WITH CHEESE, BUT AFTER THE LIQUID CHICKEN COMMENT I AM UNSURE. Email?: MMHMM F Favorite Color?:PINK I SAID Food?: MEXICANISH Favorite Band?: CANNOT SAY ONE G Gummy bears or worms?: NEITHER Goal for this year?: TO KNOW I DID WHAT WAS RIGHT. Gold Digger?: I WOUDLNT HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA HOW TO BE H Hair Color?: DARK BLONDE Height?: SIGH....SOOOOOOOOO REDUNDANT 5'3" Happy?: I CAN BE. I Ice Cream?: UM CHOCOLATE WITH CHOCOLATE CHUNKS AND CARAMEL INSIDE Instrument?: THE GUITAR. ALWAYS MAKES THE NIPPLES HARD Idol?: I AM UNSURE J Job?: TWOS TEACHER Juice?: CRANAPPLE Joke?: I DONT LIKE JOKES. PLANNED JOKES. I ALWAYS FEEL ON THE SPOT AND I NEVER LAUGH IF ITS NOT FUNNY. K Kids?: YES Karate?: HIIIIIIIIIIYA Keep Secrets?:THE BEST L Love?: MMHMM Longest Relationship?: 13 YEARS Longest Car Ride?:MODESTO TO LA M Milk Flavor?:EW BEAST! JUST TEH REGULAR KIND Major?: CHILD DEVELOPMENT Movie?: 200 N Number of Siblings?: 1 FULL, 2 HALF, 2 STEP Names of Siblings?: CYNTHIA, ROBERT,KATHLEEN, MICHELLE, WILLIE Number?: 3 O One Wish?: TO BE SUCCESFUL AT BEING WHAT I AM. Order of Birth?: SECOND TO THE BABY Obsession?: I AM OBSESSED WITH.. P Phobias?:BUGS, COWS AND SEAFOOD Parents: Married or Divorced?: MARRIED DIVORCED, MARRIED DIVORCED MARRIED AGAIN Pizza Toppings?:cheese and lots of it, mushroom, tomato ,peppers and cheese again. <---WHAT HE SAID BUT WITH OLIVES Q Quiet or Loud?: LOUD SEX Quote?: When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca Quitter?: I SUPPOSE I QUIT MY MARRIAGE R Reason to Smile?: THERE ARE MANY. MOST BEGIN AND END WITH A SIGH Right or Left?: RIGHT Reality TV Show?: HELLS KITCHEN S Song Last Heard?: REALISE COLBIE CALLIET Sexual Orientation?: I LOVE THE PENIS Season?: SPRING AND FALL T Time woke up?: 5 AM Tattoos?: NOT AS OF YET Type of Music?: GOOD BEAT AND FABULOUS WORDS U Unknown Fact?: I FALL ASLEEP EACH NIGHT TO DINSEYS CARS. University?: Ugly?: PEOPLE WHO NEVER SMILE FOR THE LOVE OF LIFE V Vegetable - like/dislike?:I LOVE ARTICHOCKES AND I HATE SQUASH. IT IS SLIMEY AND HAS THE WORST NAME EVER Vacation (last)?:COACHELLA Valentine?: I WAS BROKEN THEN W Worst Habit?:TALKING TOO MUCH Where are you traveling next?:I HAVE NO IDEA Want to be when you grow up?: PROUD OF MY CHOICES X X-Rays?:SCARE ME X-Rated?:THE DRINK? REMINDS ME OF SEX AND SUMMER X-mas or Thanksgiving?: BAD TIMES LAST YEAR. I HARDLY REMEMBER IT. Y Your current mood?: SAD Yankees or Red Sox?:I HAVE NO INTEREST Yearning for Someone?: DONT I ALWAYS Z Zodiac Sign?:LOE Zoo Animal?: GORRILAS Zzz time?: WHENEVER I FALL INTO BED Would You Rather Pierce your nose or tongue?:NOSE Be serious or funny?: FUNNY Die in a fire or drown?: DROWN Are you? Simple or Complicated?: I DONT KNOW. YOU TELL ME Honest?: UNFAILINGLY Do You Prefer Sunrise or Sunset?: SUNRISE M&M's or Skittles?:M&M . Being hot or cold?: Cold. Having many aquaintances or a few best friends?: FEW OF THE BEST About You Do you like anyone?: SIGH Do they know it?: SIGH Name?:LAURIE Any Nicknames?: LO, BEANIE Where do you want to live?: SIGH How many kids do you want?: SIGH Kids names?:SHANE, EMMA Any nervous habits?:BITING MY LIP Can you roll your tongue?: I AM FABULOUS AT IT Do you shower daily?: OF COURSE Favorite Drink?:ICE WATER, COFFEE, VODKA Favorite Restaurant?:. MIMIS Last Person That Saw you cry?:DAWN You went to a movie with?:CYN You called?:DAWN Called you?: JEFF Texted?: JEN You hugged?: MY KIDS You thought about?: DAVID. I MISS HIM 1. What would you take from your house if you knew it would be flooded tomorrow: MY CHILDREN, MY DOG, MY PICTURES, MY BAG OF TOYS...WHAT?!! 2. If you could erase anything you ever said to anyone, what would it be? NONE 3. Your stuck in a room for an hour with a chalk board, what do you draw on it? NAMES, HEARTS, MUSHROOMS, SPARLY LOOKING THINGS, RAINBOWS, PEOPLE WITH BOOBS AND PENISES 4. The theme song for your life is called? YOUR SO VAIN 5. If your life was a movie, what category would it be in? PORN 6. Something you wish to accomplish before the end of the year: SCHOOL DONE! 7. How much does it take to make you laugh? DEPENDS ON IF YOUR FUNNY 8. How many sheep do you want on your farm? NO FARM 9. Which wizard of Oz character are you most like? TOTO. CARRY ME AROUND BITCHES 10. You learn through mistakes, what mistake are you glad you made? ALL OF MY BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES 11. Would you ever run naked in the rain with your love? IS THERE CUPPYCAKES? 12. Do you think Giant anacondas really have a purpose on this earth? SURE. 13. Which is worse¡K15 pounds underweight or overweight? 15 LBS ISNT MUCH EITHER WAY. GET OVER IT PEOPLE. 14. Do you like eating ice cream out of the carton? NO 15. Do you find it gross to share drinks with family or friends? ID REALLY RATHER HAVE MY OWN THANKS. 16. Does the world revolve around you? NO. MY KIDS AND THEN ME 17. Is everyone equally important to the world? EVERYONE IS AS IMPORTNAT AS THEIR CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE WORLD ARE. 18. Do some people truly deserve to die? I WOULDNT ASSUME TO ANSWER 19. If the world comes to an end¡Khow do you think it will go? HASNT IT? 20. Will artificial intelligence help better or destroy the world? I DUNNO SOOOOOOOOO BORING. 21. How long does it take you to get out of bed in the morning? I JUMP UP AND HEAD FOR COFFEE 22. How important is it for us to find other planets, resources and life? SIGH 23. What do you think we'll use other planets for in the future? SIGH 24. Do you think emptying our trash, pollution, and waste on the moon is okay? WELL HELL NO. 25. What do you think about California? We can empty our trash, pollution, and human waste there. I'm fine with that. *FROWN* I THINK CALIFORNIA IS A LOVELY PLACE AND MY HOME. 26. Is it important to you to always stay(live) close to family? STAY CLOSE TO THOSE WHO EMPOWER YOU. 27. Why are slasher films entertaining? I DUNNO. 28. Do you think it would be a good idea if dinosaurs were reborn? THERE IS A REASON THEY ARE DEAD. 29. What do you think about Tennessee? NOT MUCH 30. What kind of animal do you think the world could live without? I WOULDNT PRESUME TO THINK OF THAT. 31. If someone invented glasses that can see through things, would you buy it? YES. 32. If you were a spider where would you crawl away and live? SOMEWHERE LEAFY 33. What do you think about pop ups? I DONT THINK ABOUT THEM AT ALL 34. Would you prefer to be emotionless, so you didn¡¦t have to feel a heartbreak? NEVER. 35. When you die, and if you become an angel, who will you watch over? WHO EVER GOD TOLD ME TOO DUH. 36. If when you die, you become a ghost, would you try to contact your loved one's? YES. I WOULD AND SCARE EM TOO. 37. Would you want to haunt anyone? Who? HAUNT SOUNDS SO UNPRETTY 38. What does everyone live for? (could it be love)? THE LOVE OF SOMETHING. WETHER IT IS CHILDREN, MONEY...WHAT HAVE YOU. 40. Are emotions what make people desire to thrive and live? Desire is the embodiment of emotion. HMM SOUNDS SO SMARTISH. ILL GO WITH THAT. WRITE EXACTLY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND...DON'T CHANGE IT SO IT'S COOL!!! 1. Your ex and you = DONE 2. I am listening to = DOGS BARK 3. Maybe I should = JUST STOP 4. I love = THE BEAST 5. My best friend = THE TALL REDHEAD 6. I don¡¦t understand = WHY I DO 7. I have lost my respect for =..... 8. I last ate = CHEESE 9. The meaning of my display name is: A BEAUTIFUL POISON 11. Someday = ILL STOP ALREADY 12. I will always be = LOVING 13. Love seems to =THRIVE 14. I never ever want to lose = MY CHILDREN 15. My myspace is = BORING BUT IM THERE 17. I get annoyed when = MY CHILDREN ASK TO SLEEP ON THE TRAMPOLINE WHEN WE LIVE IN THE GHETTO *eyeroll* 18. Parties = ARE SUPER FUN 20. Simple Kisses = ARE WHAT YOU GIVE WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 13 YEARS AND YOU DONT REALLY MEAN IT 21. Today I = DO NOT WISH TO SAY 22. I wish IS YOUR/ARE YOU 01. is your hair wet?NO 02. is your cell phone right by you? YES 03. do you miss someone? YES 04. are you wearing chapstick? NO 05. are you tired? NO 06. are you wearing pajamas? YES 07. are you mad? NO 08. are you upset? MAYBE TODAY HAVE YOU: 01. have you cursed? HAHA YES 02. have you gotten mad at someone?NO -RANDOM- Q: is there a person who is on your mind right now? Yes Q: do you have any siblings? YES I SAIIIIIIID Q: do you want children? THE ONES I HAVE Q: do you smile often? I SMILE MORE NOW THEN I DID A MONTH AGO Q: who¡¦s bed others than yours do you sleep in?: DAWNS, HOTEL Q: what color shirt are you wearing? WHITE Q: what were you doing at 11pm yesterday? I HAVE NO IDEA Q: I can¡¦t wait until: SIGH 1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? YES MY FATHER 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? TODAY 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING I SUPPOSE 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? TURKEY IF I HAAAAAAAAAVE TOO 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? YEP 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I SO WOULD 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? YES 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Sure , unless they were stolen while I slept. 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? NOPE. I DONT FACY PEEING ON MYSELF 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? CINNIMON LIFE 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? NO TIES 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? NOT AS STRONG AS I COULD BE 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? THE WAY THEY CARRY THEMSELVES. THEIR SMELL 15. RED OR PINK? PINK 16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I WILL NEVER TELL 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? MY SISTER 18. DO YOU THINK ANYONE MISSES YOU? YES 19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? BLACK PANTIES 20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? SIGH 21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? MUSIC 22. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? HOUSE 23. FAVORITE SMELLS? RAIN, SPRING, CLEAN COOL SHEETS, A MANS SKIN 24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? I FORGET DAMN! 25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR BODY? ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH IT? I AM 26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? UM 27. HAIR COLOR? BLONDEEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS IS SO LONG ITS TORTUOUS 28. EYE COLOR? THEY CHANGE 29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No. 31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy Endings.