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Granny's A Hooker?! 
 
A girl was a prostitute but didn't want her grandma to know. One day, 
The police raided a whole group of prostitutes and the girl was among 
Them. 
 
The police had all the prostitutes line up in a straight line. Along 
Comes the grandmother and sees her granddaughter. Grandma asks her 
Granddaughter, "What are you lining up for?" 
 
Granddaughter, not willing to let her grandma know the truth told her 
Grandma that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was 
Lining up for some. Grandma wanted some oranges too, so she went to the 
Back of the line. 
 
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from the 
Prostitutes. When he got to the grandma, he was bewildered and asked, "You 
Are so old, how do you do it?" 
 
The grandmother (thinking he's asking her about how she can eat 
Oranges) replies, "Oh, it's easy, I just take off my dentures and suck them 
Dry!"