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PLEASE RSVP. THANK YOU. BET I GET THIS BACK. This is the sacred angel You MUST pass this angel on to at least 3 people within the hour of receiving this email.. After you do, make a wish. If you have passed it on, your wish will come true and love will come your way shortly. You're... My friend, My companion, Through good times and bad, My friend, My buddy, Through happy and sad, Beside me you stand, Beside me you walk, You're there to listen, You're there to talk, With happiness, With smiles, With pain and tears, I know you'll be there, throughout the years! You are all good friends to me and I am grateful to you. Send this to all your good friends online to show them you are friends. Remember, no man or woman is a failure who has a friend! If I could sit on the porch with God, the first thing I would do is thank him for you

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph.' Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'& nbsp; 'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. ' Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Ralph. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell..... 'Ralph! Wake up. You shit the bed!'

An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, Where are you going?'< /o:p> He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.' She says, 'Why, are you sick?' He says, 'Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.' Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat. He says, 'Where the heck are you going'? She answers, 'I'm going to the doctor, too.' He says, 'Why, what do you need?' She says, 'If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a Tetanus shot.' & nbsp;

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. Life Is a Gift Today before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak. Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to GOD for a companion. Today before you complain about life - Think of someone who went too early to heaven. Before whining about the distance you drive Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet. And when you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job. And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and think: you're alive and still around. ========================== AND PRAY THIS MOVES AROUND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE...

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. 'Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?' he asks. '$100,' she replies. In broken English he says 'Do you do Immigrant Style?' 'No' she says. 'I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style.' 'No', she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is. 'I pay you $300.' 'No', she says. 'I pay you $400.' 'No', she says. So finally he says, 'OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.' She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Immigrant Style be?'. So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style'?' The illegal immigrant replies 'You send bill to Government.'

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.' 'What do you mean?' says the pirate, 'I feel fine.' 'What about the wooden leg?' the bartender asks. 'You didn't have that before.' 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.' says the pirate. 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?' asks the bartender. 'We were in another battle.' replies the pirate. 'I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. But I'm fine, really.' So the bartender asks, 'What about that eye patch?' The pirate replies, 'Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of sea gulls flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.' 'You're kidding, ' says the bartender, 'you couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit.' The pirate responds... 'It was my first day with the hook.'

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Faith in You Keeping dreams while they last trying not to live so fast in this world we live today keeping faith with time to pray Spreading love is what we do taking the time to love me too getting through from day to day seeing people pass and saying hey Inspiration is what makes us live never thinking of how much to give we put our hearts in everything we do always thinking of our future too Never giving up inside our mind walking with our souls so we're never blind always knowing where your path will lead will always give you the things you need

Rainbow Love When I told you I'll love you forever did you not know, it came from my heart? I gave you all my love, from the very start! Could you not see, What love means to me? It's the kind of love, that won't let you down, the kind of love, turns a smile out of a frown.. But you gave yourself to others, thinking nothing of what I would feel. Your rainbow love of many colors, is painted on, and not real. So now I close my heart once more, I'm feeling tired to the bone, and come to the understanding, I must live my life alone....

A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming,she made her daily trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked home from school and she herself feared that the electrical storm might harm her child. Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming sword, would cut through the sky. Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. As she did so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile. Another and another were to follow quickly and with each the little girl would look at the streak of light and smile. When the mother's car drew up beside the child she lowered the window and called to her, "What are you doing? Why do you keep stopping? The child answered, "I am trying to look pretty. God keeps taking my picture."