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Sweet Cheeks A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matt er. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! ; All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty. One day he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

ASS IT ON PLEASE Proof of abuse by our Troops. NOT ..things the media missed.... Armed American Troops Force Iraqis to Seesaw Until They Talk! Iraqi Child Bites GI In Self Defense After Obvious Torture! GI Falls Asleep On Duty While Using Iraqi Child As Body Armor! GI Overheard to say 'Talk or I'll tickle you till you pee!' More Evidence Of Failed US Intelligence Policy. Soldier Attempts to Eat Iraqi Child! Clear Evidence of Forced Labor by Troops! Iraqis Grateful That American Forces Did Not Open Fire During Soccer Game! Soldier Caught At 'Tickle-Torture' To Extract Intelligence! GI Forces Iraqi Child To Hang By Fingertips! No comment here? There's nothing funny about this one. May the good Lord bless every one of our troops wherever they are! I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD , INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING, EVEN IF YOU HAVE PASSED IT ON BEFORE!! 'Dear Heavenly Father, Hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless Acts they perform for us in our time of need. This can be very powerful..... Just send this to people in your address book. Do not stop the wheel, please !!! ASS IT ON PLEASE Proof of abuse by our Troops. NOT ..things the media missed.... Armed American Troops Force Iraqis to Seesaw Until They Talk! Iraqi Child Bites GI In Self Defense After Obvious Torture! GI Falls Asleep On Duty While Using Iraqi Child As Body Armor! GI Overheard to say 'Talk or I'll tickle you till you pee!' More Evidence Of Failed US Intelligence Policy. Soldier Attempts to Eat Iraqi Child! Clear Evidence of Forced Labor by Troops! Iraqis Grateful That American Forces Did Not Open Fire During Soccer Game! Soldier Caught At 'Tickle-Torture' To Extract Intelligence! GI Forces Iraqi Child To Hang By Fingertips! No comment here? There's nothing funny about this one. May the good Lord bless every one of our troops wherever they are! I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD , INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING, EVEN IF YOU HAVE PASSED IT ON BEFORE!! 'Dear Heavenly Father, Hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless Acts they perform for us in our time of need. This can be very powerful..... Just send this to people in your address book. Do not stop the wheel, please !!!

Thanks for being my friend!!! I like you because of who you are to me...A true friend. And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint. Please send to 5 people in 5 minutes Proud to be your Friend!

Proof that Men Have Better Friends... Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.