Why is it that every time I meet someone new and I am attracted to them I have to fart so badly? Ok so yeah all my friends know I can be a gassy girl since I am lactose intolerant, and I am ok with farting around them. In fact I love farting around my friends, it makes me laugh.
But anytime it's someone new I get all fart shy. I will literally hold in a fart until I have a stomach ache. I will try and go away from them to release the pressure of my gas but then it won't come out. But the second I am back in their presence I have to fart again. Then you try and do the slick spread the cheeks so it wont make a noise trick. It always works when you practice it at home, it goes off without a hitch, but anytime you actually need it to work it always fails you. I think I am cursed with I'm attracted to you fartitious.
Am I alone with this, are there other people who suffer from this horrible condition. I also can't poop around new people, I one time went on vacation with someone and could not poop for a week. Is this normal, or am I some kind of freak?
