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Reassurance
Please touch me since I can't touch you. Pick me up I'm feeling blue. Lay me down with gentle hands. Touch the fever in my glands. Our eyes meet, they touch, caress I feel my heart skip a beat But for thoughts of inadequacy Exposed will my soul feel my love? Kiss me with your loving lips, Nestle in my neck, Explore my body's mounds and dips But keep yourself in check. Let me snuggle in your arms. Let me sleep there, tight. Quell my blues and mounting qualms. Tread lightly over my fright. Make me feel I'm wanted. Am I good to kiss? Do I seem intelligent? Can you feel my bliss? When I'm in a room with you, When I know you're near, You make my soul thrill Through and through - I hold your presence dear. Make me feel I'm wonderful. Help me find some peace. Help me lose the quaking feelings. Make the aching cease. Help me find my right to life

2007 Reasons To Hate 2006 (not Really But Sorta)
Tis the holiday season, and the heart is warmed with thoughts of family, Christ, love, happiness, and joy...and as I've mentioned, I humor the thoughts of each of us doing something positive to promote respect for our fellow man this year... But then I see the usual: crazy bitch, pimp420, juggalette, hot4u, xxrazorxx, hottie, cutie, babygurl, playa, xforelornex, morbid darkperson, well hung sexybacks.... and I have to think that the perfect gift this year might actually be a coat hanger. (Well, some of you got it, and that makes you as crude as me.) Then of course, clinging to the giving spirit, it finally meets its' demise when I log in and have 30 messages from bands, rappers, and website pushing models who’ve added me. They’ll want me to join a fan appreciation group that was started by them, not fans (uhhh, LAME), or they will send me a message like: "Hey INSERT NAME HERE, we are cutting and pasting this message to say Happy Christmas, and if you have time be sure to come by

A Reason, A Season Or A Lifetime...
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a god send and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you a

11 Reasons Why Beer Isnt Better Than A Woman!!
This for nik!! 1. A beer bottle doesn't look any better with its labels off. 2. Peeling off beer labels isn't as much fun. 3. You can suck a beer at only one spot. 4. Enjoying a beer involves a positive calorie intake. 5. The bottom of a beer can isn't very interesting. 6. You can't eat a beer. 7. You can't buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday in some states. 8. There's a law about driving after having too many beers 9. You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer. 10.Beer never complains when u come home late drunk. 11.A beer doesnt taste better as it gets warmer

9 Reasons Y Beer Is Not Better Then Women!
1. A beer bottle doesn't look any better with its labels off. 2. Peeling off beer labels isn't as much fun. 3. You can suck a beer at only one spot. 4. Enjoying a beer involves a positive calorie intake. 5. The bottom of a beer can isn't very interesting. 6. You can't eat a beer. 7. You can't buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday in some states. 8. There's a law about driving after having too many beers 9. You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer (or 19 in canada)

9 Reasons Beer Is Not Better Then Women
1. A beer bottle doesn't look any better with its labels off. 2. Peeling off beer labels isn't as much fun. 3. You can suck a beer at only one spot. 4. Enjoying a beer involves a positive calorie intake. 5. The bottom of a beer can isn't very interesting. 6. You can't eat a beer. 7. You can't buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday in some states. 8. There's a law about driving after having too many beers 9. You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer (or 19 in canada)

10 Reasons To Have Lotsa Sex....
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ==================================================================================================2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ==================================================================================================3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ==================================================================================================4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! =========================================================================================

The Reason I Fail
I can't see Out...Side.... The Windows have all been painted Black... I've been here for so long... I'm not even sure where it is I'm At... This is my Home...it's my Hell...my Church...and my Jail... My need to succeed and the reason I Fail. This is what its like, Inside the Rooms in my Mind... Silent Halls, Silent Walls... And a Phone that always rings..... Though nobody...calls... The air gets heavy....as I fall to the floor, "Whats that noise!" I scream, but again I'm ignored... It's only me, and the Pictures in my Mind... And as I fall to the floor... I Cry.... I've been crying for weeks... Or has it been Years? I know its been awhile... 'Cause...I'm Drowning In My Tears. Lost in an Ocean... Lost out at Sea... Lost in my Own Haze... Lost In Side of Me... I remember hazy Pictures... Of Times I Felt Alive... Wait.. Thats another song... One I already tried... But I'm s

Reasons To Date A Horse Rider!
Reasons to Date A Horse Rider! 1 - We can mount with ease 2 - We can go the distance 3 - We have good hip control 4 - When we fall, we get right back on and ride harder 5 - We'll ride for hours 6 - We are good with our hands 7 - We get a lot of practice 8 - We know how to post 9 - We're always on top 10 - We get off easily 11 - We have lots of stamina 12 - We dont mind being bucked around 13 - We like to be in control 14 - We ride until we score 15 - We love to try new things 16 - We have great legs

Reason For Me To Block You....
First both of these are examples of how to get deleted, don't ask me to put I love you on your page if you don't ever talk to me and I don't know you, actually don't ever ask me If I want too I will....and I don't really care about your camping gear :) lmao seriously I don't.... And this is just random from another site, but that same theory will still get you blocked on here.... Now if anyone else doesn't like being on my list feel free to follow above examples and I will remove you....and the ones that do like being on my list you guys know I think your all awesome... I hope everyone has a great weekend!

Reasoning Love
The day I saw you, You left me speechless. The day I heard you You gave me reason. Now that I know you I love you more. And without you, My life's a joke. You say your living, But might comeback. And I just cant wait, Until that day comes. You might say, That I'm crazy. But if you saw her. You would want her...

Reason
Received this in my email and thought I would pass it along.... People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, becaus

A Reason, A Season...or A Lifetime
I just met someone who needed a friend....and I was reminded of this...It is from an email that was sent around...I have no idea who the source is, but it rings so true that I thought I should share it with all of you.... People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our de

Reason Why
RACHAEL YAMAGATA LYRICS "Reason Why" I think about how it might have been We'd spend out days travelin' It's not that I don't understand you It's not that I don't want to be with you But you only wanted me The way you wanted me So, I will head out alone and hope for the best And we can hang out heads down As we skip the goodbyes And you can tell the world what you want them to hear I've got nothing left to lose, my dear So, I'm up for the little white lies But you and I know the reason why I'm gone, and you're still there I'm gone, and you're still there I'm gone, and you're still there I'll buy a magazine searching for your face From coast to coast, or whatever I find my place I'll track you on the radios, and I'll sign your list in a different name But as close as I come to you It's not the same So, I will head out alone and hope for the best We can pat ourselves on the back As say that we tried And if one of us makes it big We can spill our regret

The Reason I Never Seem To Be Around....
Is because I got a new job. Previously I was a phone support tech for a company called Teleflora. It's the largest flower wire service in the country. You may have heard of FTD we are actually bigger than them just not as widely known, probably we because we are privately owned. If you haven't heard of either of these places you need to send more flowers!! :) So anyway I was a computer tech for one of Teleflora's point of sale systems. I loved it and I had a ton of time to be on the internet in between calls. So my CherryTAP addiction was sufficiently fulfilled AND I could get my homework done since I go to college online. It was fantastic but I wasn't so fond of my bosses, or the direction the department seemed to be going in. So my previous boss whom I really respected and enjoyed working for let me know there was a new job opening in his department. I applied and got the job. I am now a Pre-Install Coordinator. Doesn't that sound important? It's a fabulous title, an

Reasoning With An Apple
we played for hours under the willow pulling switches and flagellating eachother with smirks and toe-stomps the autumn sun grew orange and low in the sky eventually we sat beneath the crab apple tree begging eachother to stop but there are seldom miracles in New England after the leaves start to turn. The first fruit zipped past my hat-covered head the next bit below the rose of my bottom lip. No matter how I begged them, they laughed like the promise of another unwanted kiss. The sun was growing large and I was getting smaller as I realized it is better to negotiate with an apple than beg a friend for mercy

7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children
7 reasons not to mess with children 1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." 2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the gi

14 Reasons For Being Fired From Toys 'r' Us!
14. Every time you're passed over for a promotion, you stick your head in an Easy Bake Oven and threaten to "end it all." 13. You got caught adding a garage to your house using embezzled Lego bricks. 12. Numerous parental complaints about your "Tickle Me Carl The Stockboy" display. 11. You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding the Tonka truck full of fertilizer. 10. Cross-dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls and telling kids they're the new "Jerry Springer" edition. 9. The "My Little Taxidermy Kit" (with starter squirrel) is not selling. 8. Impromptu demonstrations of why Malibu Ken is not anatomically correct. 7. Got caught doing your Dolly Parton impression with basketballs again. 6. Source of reefer smoke finally traced to "nostrils" of Geoffrey the Giraffe. 5. Jaws of life needed to pull your knees out of your chest after you jackknifed a Big Wheel. 4. Caught hocking phlegm into tykes' hands and telling them it was "homemade Gack."

Reason Why I Write.
Sometimes I am asked why I write what I write. Love, death, Suicide, rape, Hope,and so many other things. Thats easy. My life truely has been no bed of roses. I have had much bad for each one thing good that has come into my life. I wirte because I know there are ppl out there who are going or have gone through what I may have gone through or may even go through. SO to them I try and reach out. Help and maybe be helped. I have been so far as to plan my own death. Because to me Life as a teenager was not worth it. It sucked. Its amazing ow hard kids can be on one another. I wanted to die because of it, but a voice spoke to me I guess you can say. Maybe it was my imagination. Or maybe something in side me exspected a change. I can not say. But I walked away from that that day. It was not much later that I met someone. That made such an impact on my life that. I could not help but love her. She changed me. Froma man play the roll of everyone. to a man that knows and loves who he truely

Reason, Season Or Lifetime
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime. Send this to every friend that you have on-line, including the person who sent it to you. If you get: 0 Replies - you may need to work on your "people skills" 2 Replies - you are nice but probably need to be more outgoing 4 Replies - you have picked your friends well 6 Replies - you are downright popular 8 Replies or More - you are totally awesome (and that's probably why you're on MY list

The Reason I Asked
WHY ARE YOU MY FRIEND was an effort to get some of you to talk. NOT because I am insecure. Since there is now a mumm about my little blog.I know who my friends are. I don't beg for rates or comments. I try to be nice and help everyone. I know i am a good person. I do not need validation. If you have an issue with me say so. And kindly remove your self from my list. BYE NOW!

Reason I Am Being So Damn Mean Latley
My daddy passed away on january 24th 2006 so the one year mark is in 2 days It is hitting me pretty fucking hard It kills me that he isnt gunna be here for my LIFE Im still REALLY young and he isnt gunna be able to see the rest of my life, The last time I saw my dad was about 3-4 years ago and the last thing I said to him was "I hate you" And now that heis gone I wish I would of been a different person to him My dad was never really there my mom and my dad devorcied when I was 2 and we moved away from the state I was born in [North Carolina]when I was 3 For the dumbest reason......I am so done talking about this opn here If you have any questions feel free to ask but please be careful and I am saying this for your own good IM REALLY PISSY right now Thanks for reading this it shows you care!

The Reason My Life Is Hell
I have finally figured it out. My car is the Anti Christ. My life was excellent until this car came into my life. Now, Some may ask, "Why not just get a new car?" I try... it wont let me. Each time I have almost enough money... The Tempo causes legal issues which sap all that money away. And if I leave it, I have worse problems. The only help can truely come from god. Cause this car is the Devil Incarnate

Reasons To Smile....
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for President and over fifty for Miss America? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!" I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why is it that our children can't read a B

Reasons
25 reasons you know you have grown up 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16.

25 Reasons To Know You Have Grown Up!
25 reasons you know you have grown up 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. Y

10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked
TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED... 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 5. You want to see if it's like the dream. 6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 10. No one steals your chair.

The Reason I Hate Cam Talk
The following message went on in my shoutbox. I have put it in reverse order to make it an easier read, as well as changed the name identifier. Read it and let me know what you think..... "R"...: hi ->"R"...: Hi! Welcome to CT. I hope that you have had some fun exploring with the site. :) "R"...: no can we have fun??? ->"R"...: but of course.... once you get past the initial shock of it being slightly overwhelming.. :) "R"...: no i mean to say can i see you on cam???? ->"R"...: oh no.. sorry... (1) I am at work... and (2) I have no cam (even at home).. "R"...: then how are we going to have some sex chat???? ->"R"...: no..... I am a little more substantive than that... :) "R"...: why???? QUESTION -- Do you have any idea "why" I should answer that???

12 Reasons To Smile.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!" I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk" Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they c

Reason, Season, Or Lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, season or a lifetime. When you know which one that it is you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a reason it is usually to meet a need that you have expressed. They have come to assist you through difficulty to provide you with guidance and support to aid you physically and emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are there for the reason you need them to be. Then without wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end sometimes they die sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand there is never a good reason for anything in life. Life is hard it truly is But in life there are many reasons for everything like breaking up of relationships the reason could be so that each one can see what the other means to them in their life and that they may find that happiness in life together eventually repairing what

21 Reasons A Cucumber Is Better (thanks Alisa)
1) A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't matter. 2) A cucumber won't need to be sucked off. 3) A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is. 4) A cucumber won't lie to you about having a vasectomy. 5) A cucumber won't want to come on your face. 6) A cucumber won't fall asleep too soon. 7) A cucumber won't fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow. 8) A cucumber won't make you sleep on the wet spot. 9) You won't find out that a cucumber is: married, on penicillin, or trying to screw your sister. 10) A cucumber won't grab cash from your purse while you're asleep. 11) A cucumber won't come home late, stinking of beer. 12) A cucumber won't run off with a cheerleader or an ex-nun. 13) All cucumbers are fresh and juicy. 14) You can keep as many cucumbers as you want. 15) Your mother won't flip out finding a cucumber in your house. 16) Cucumbers don't jam the freezer with food you don't like. 17) Cucumbers don't stay up until 4 and then deman

45 Reasons To Reenlist
1. Yesterday sucked, today sucked, tomorrow is going to suck, and this seems to be a pretty solid forecast for the rest of my enlistment. 2. Spending 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year training for something that there is a 99.9% chance that we will never do. 3. WWWDWOA? (what would we do without acronyms?) 4. Taking simple daily tasks and breaking them down into nuclear physics before doing them. 5. Having to attend a brief prior to carrying out any task more complicated than picking my nose. 6. Being a personal servant (that's basically all I am) to any one of the 300 thousand people in the military who out-rank me. 7. Being an adult and having somebody inspect me everyday to make sure I put my clothes on properly, and put my shoes on the right feet. 8. Having to wear a "cover," or hat, every time I want to go outside. 9. I love cleaning the same places over and over and over until either the paint comes off or my hands are bleeding. 10. Without the mili

Reasons To Smile
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building? Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells g

Reason.....
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or l

The Reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!it Will Explain Alot
Goooooooooood Afternoon Cherrytap people!This is Boondock Saint comming to you live from where i was before!lol.Now u all must be wondering where the hell i have been.....welllll......a few weeks ago i found out that my hours at work have been cut because of our sales...not that got me really really really pisssed off!but its good now so im ok...........the reason why im not on anymore is because my roomate decided to move her computer all the way down to the liveing room so therefore i cant go on the internet anymore and im defently not goin back to wireless(i tell ya it has a conspiercy theory for me!).and the only time i get to go on is when shes not home!Soooooooooooooo im not dead,im just not on 24/7 like back in the old days.So im goin to say my Hey and hello's now and i miss you all:(:(:(:(:(:(:( For Lia-"How i wish,how i wish u were here!:(:("..............."Hello there the angle from my nightmare....................Well i was down at the new amesterdam staring at this yello

12 Reasons To Smile
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!" I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Wou

Reason
There was always a reason, There was always something to be gained, Now there are only bones to be broken, And ankles to be chained, There was always a matter, There was always a cause, Now there is only pain, And agony after the wars, There used to be conquests, There used to be prisoners that would never die, Now there are only slaves, Those run to their cells and curl up and cry, There used to be honesty, Now there is nothing but greed, That gives way to hell, As the filthy riches spread their seed, There used to be life, But now there is nothing at all, There used to be a majestic kingdom, Now it’s ready to crumble and fall, There used to be a reason, A way for us all to live, But we have stolen everything, And now there is nothing to give.

21 Reasons Why Cucumbers Are Better
A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't matter. A cucumber won't need to be sucked off. A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is. A cucumber won't lie to you about having a vasectomy. A cucumber won't want to come on your face. A cucumber won't fall asleep too soon. A cucumber won't fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow. A cucumber won't make you sleep on the wet spot. You won't find out that a cucumber is: married, on penicillin, or trying to screw your sister. A cucumber won't grab cash from your purse while you're asleep. A cucumber won't come home late, stinking of beer. A cucumber won't run off with a cheerleader or an ex-nun. All cucumbers are fresh and juicy. You can keep as many cucumbers as you want. Your mother won't flip out finding a cucumber in your house. Cucumbers don't jam the freezer with food you don't like. Cucumbers don't stay up until 4 and then demand that you take care of them when they get sick. But on the other hand, cucumbers stay up A

10 Reasons To Get Absolutely Fucking Plastered Tonight
10. Word on the street is the booze has been trash talking you all day. 9. Dude, after what you did last time, you gotta go back out there and explain yourself. 8. Churchill and FDR got drunk, Hitler didn’t. So what are you, some kind of Nazi? 7. If you don’t you’ll wake up in the morning all bright eyed and bushy tailed, and who the hell wants to go through life acting like a goddamn squirrel? 6. Your friends can’t have a good time without you. 5. Your friends might have a good time without you. 4. You’re under a lot of stress and if you don’t get crazy drunk you might do something crazy sober. 3. Hemingway shot himself after being sober for two months. 2. When your coworkers ask "What did you get up to last night?" you can smile all cool like and say "Maaaaaan, you don’t wanna know," instead of chirping "I alphabetized my DVD collection and found out I have two copies of The Truth About Cats and Dogs! Two!" 1. It’s so much easier to ring up those o

5 Reason Why Dating Isn't Fair For Men
5 Reasons Why Dating Isn't Fair For Men >NOTE: Nothing you do can have as much impact on dating success as getting your "Inner Game" together. By this, I mean your self-image and self-confidence. If you want to learn how to overcome fear and dramatically increase your inner confidence, then check this out: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/DeepInnerGame/ This week I want to talk about one of my favorite topics. I want to talk about the fact that Dating isn't a "fair" game, and what to do about it... First off, I want to mention that LIFE isn't fair. In case you haven't noticed, almost NOTHING is fair. Fairness is an idea that people have created. I think we probably created the concept to torture ourselves, in fact. Here are a few ways that life isn't "fair", as the concept relates to women and dating: 1) Some men are taller, and some are shorter. Women tend to prefer taller men. How unfair. 2) A very small portion o

A Reason, A Season Or A Lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share,

Reason Behind My User Id
It's all about the frogs. My sons started me collecting frogs in 2001, and I've collected them ever since. It also has to do with the little saying "Forever Relying On Gods Strength." "F.R.O.G.S." That is my True Strength. Please feel free to leave a frog or 2 behind anytime, They will truly be welcome into my home.

10 Reasons To Masturbate (as If You Needed Any)
1. Masturbation lets us explore our body and discover the sensations and caresses that excite us the most. We learn more about our sexual needs and the way to satisfy them. Of course, we can then share this knowledge with our lovers... 2. Masturbation procures a real relief, physical and emotional. It relieves the tensions born from our sex impulses and helps us go to sleep. No more need for sleeping pills!! 3. It makes us more realistic by teaching us to separate sex from love. Having an orgasm does not mean being in love! 4. If you are lonely, you might still not resist that chocolate bar, but if you masturbate regularly, you (probably) won't crave sex so much that you go and have it with just anyone. 5. Masturbation gives you the opportunity to concentrate on your own pleasure without being too worried about your partner's. 6. Masturbation helps fight certain sexual dysfunctions: great difficulty reaching an orgasm for some woman, premature ejaculation for some m

Reasoning.
To be able to properly reason in a situtaion, the human brain relies on emotions and memory. When an especially stressful event happens the human brain responds by not only sending signals to release adrenaline but to also release other hormones that make attention to detail greater so that when placed in the situtaion again, or one like it, you can properly respond. If memory is flawed, then reasoning cannot be properly relied on in any situation. If emotion is flawed, then reasoning cannot be properly relied on in any situation. I have a horrible memory. And I guess my emotions are someone more eratic than others. Is memory to blame for my poor choices? If I can't help myself...then why is my advice and reasoning for others much greater then advice and reasoning for myself?

The 4 Reasons Why Women Reject Men
The 4 Reasons Why Women Reject Men >Most men have never learned to develop their "inner self confidence"... and become the kind of guy that is literally BULLET-PROOF. If you would like to learn some of the best tricks, techniques, and concepts for building a rock- solid self-image and massive self-confidence, then take a minute and read THIS: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/DeepInnerGame/ Most men HATE the idea of "rejection". I'm not talking about "don't like the idea" or "wish it didn't happen"... I'm talking HATE here. The idea of walking up to a woman and having her REJECT you causes most men to instantly feel sick in the pit of their stomachs and literally feel a horrible combination of nervousness and confusion. A guy can psych himself up for an hour to go talk to a woman, but when the moment comes to actually DO IT, EVERYTHING changes. The heart rate shoots up, breathing quickens, eyes dart back and forth, thou

26 Reasons Why A Man Should Have A Dog And Not A Wife
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 6. A dog's parents never visit. 7. Dogs do not hate their bodies. 8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. 10. Dogs seldom outlive you. 11. Dogs can't talk. 12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 15. Another man will seldom steal your dog. 16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 18. A dog wil

Reasons To Smoke Pot
Reasons to Smoke Pot1) Nobody has ever died from smoking pot.2) Marijuana users report less depression 3) Marijuana does not cause emphysema, unlike tobacco. 4) Marijuana does not cause cancer (and if you smoke it you are actually slightly less likely to get cancer)5) THC actually helps cleanse the lungs, preventing tumors 6) Daily marijuana use doesn’t damage your brain.7) There has never been a study to link marijuana with psychological problems, though it’s not for a lack of trying.8) Marijuana is NOT a gateway drug.9) Marijuana fights hardened arteries10) Marijuana has both stalled the growth of and eliminated brain tumors in rats. Such an experiment has yet to be done on humans.11) Not that herd mentality is a good reason, but you’re not alone. Marijuana is the US’s number one crop. 12) Sex gets a whole lot better13) 15 million people smoke it a month (US only).16) Marijuana can prevent blindness.17) Marijuana can prevent migraines.18) Marijuana is less addictive than caffeine.

Reason
Despite promising her sexy neighbors that their night of wicked fun wouldn't be a one-night affair, Kerri had studiously avoided them for the last five days. Not that steering clear of them had been all that hard. The photo shoot they were working on was keeping them out late, and she'd actually succeeded in getting up early in the mornings to go to the gym. Allen had left her a message a few nights ago, but she'd made sure to call when she knew he and Nick wouldn't be home. She'd fantasized about sleeping with the two of them for months, and the reality had been even better than the fantasy. So why wasn't she hanging out on their doorstep as soon as they got home each night? The thought of being with them again made her heart flip flop. She felt different about them since they'd slept together. She'd always found them desirable but now . . . she was afraid she might be falling in love with them. And they were clearly in love with each other. She didn't know if she could bear to

13 Reasons To Smile
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!" I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in sc

Reason I'm Not Here Lately...
JUST THOUGHT I WOULD LET YOU ALL KNOW WHY I HAVENT BEEN HERE LATELY. I HAVE BEEN SPENDING MOST OF MY TIME WITH MY FAMILY. MY GRANDMOTHER HAS BEEN PRETTY SICK SINCE JANUARY 29TH, RIGHT AFTER SHE FELL. THE SICKNESS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FALL, IT JUST KIND OF TURNED OUT LIKE THIS... ANYWAY, SHE HAS HAD PROBLEMS WITH HER KIDNEYS, AND HAS BEEN LIVING WITH ONLY ONE WORKING. SHE HAS BEEN IN KIDNEY FAILTURE AND WE ALMOST LOST HER ABOUT A MONTH AGO. SINCE THEN, ON FEB. 24, SHE DECIDED TO QUITE ALL IV TREATMENTS AND THE DOCTORS TOLD US THAT SHE COULD LIVE ANYWHERE FROM 12 HOURS TO 2 WEEKS. SO FAR SHE IS HANGING ON, BUT WE DONT KNOW FOR HOW LONG. WE THINK SHE IS HOPEING THAT HER OLDEST SON WILL COME HOME, BUT HASNT BEEN ABLE TO YET. WE RECENTLY FOUND OUT THAT THE REASON MY UNCLE HASNT BEEN BACK YET, IS THAT HE JUST HAD SURGERY FOR PROSTATE CANCER AND IS SUPPOST TO START TREATMENT TOMORROW. THE SOONEST HE IS ABLE TO COME HOME IS MARCH 13TH. WE ARE HOPEING THAT MY GRAMMA WILL BE AB

Reason
Welll yes I have not been in much at all for a few weeks. I am selling my house and a couple is going to buy it so I am now heavily looking for a new place so I can move. Only have a few weks to get things done so I am kinda under the gun atm. BBS

Reason
I don't want this, not anymore, I don't want to feel lost, I don't want to feel like, there is something I am missing. I'm too old for this and way way too angry with this turn of events. I can change this, I know I own this, I know I know I know. is knowledge enough? I rely so much on fierce intellect, and it leaves me empty. Truth shouldn't feel hollow, because I love it, and love should never be cold, I feel the science of the world, the reason, don't freeze me out here, Remind me of the warm heart of it all, remind me that science means knowing how the heart beats, how and why we cry, remind me that reason has a meaning.

Reason
In my sober, during the day mind, it doesn't make sense to me at all. Why I keep on doing what I'm doing. But night falls, a few tv shows pass and it all makes perfect sense. This is what I've been waiting for since the alarm clock woke me up this morning. In any life a reason to go on is required. You simply can't live for nothing. There are all kinds of hopes and reasons the mind will fabricate. Because life is self-perpetuating. Somewhere hidden deep in the DNA of every living thing is a gene that triggers the brain to seek out and or configure such reasons. Because life was created to be life. To die eventually, but ultimately, first and foremost to live. Nature designed us that way and we grapple with that responsibility every second our heart ticks away. Some use god, heaven, religion. Others mates, children, grandchildren. There are those who seek meaning in their careers. And others who find it in art or literature. But reason is not for all. Reason is essentially the l

9 Reasons Why It Sucks Being A Super Villain
1. Costumes never fit right They are always tight around the crotch area. This is a problem for both the heroes and villains. In the old days they used to take time outs from fighting each other to adjust themselves. You just don’t find that kind of common courtesy anymore. 2. It’s hard to find decent help Regardless of how many background checks you run, you will always be surrounded by inept fools. It doesn’t take much schooling to get a good job in the henchmen racket. The upside is they are all going to get killed anyways, so you don’t have to worry about any of them being around long enough to get on your nerves. The downside is that for the short time they are alive they will manage to screw up every key point of whichever evil plan you are using that day. 3. All the good themes are taken Some of them are even done to death. Good luck trying to find anything original that is actually respectable. Animal and skull themes got played out 15 years ago. Go with anything too c

Reasonably New
Ok so im reasonably new to this site.. thanks to a few friends i know who got me into this site..so i dont really know wat im doing just feelin my way through..so if i dont reply straight away bare with me i am after all only an Aussie gal with a nice set of well i think yall get the drift.. anyways have fun

2 Reasons Women Cheat
2 Reasons Women CHEAT >Hey, if you want to read the story of how I learned to meet women, plus watch video clips from each of my different programs, then go here and check this out: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/ >>>DATING QUESTION FROM A READER: A success story with a question and lessons learned the hard way. Question: perhaps you have addressed this before, but why do women choose unstable "losers" over stable, "good guys" like me? One may noticed this and labeled it the "SPCA" syndrome: "Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals." In other words, the woman goes for the "stray," not the "well- bread." I think it goes to the issue of challenge, which has two aspects. One is "benign": the man has to be a challenge in the sense that he is not too available. Another, which is negative, is the man is so "damaged" that he presents a challenge in another, less benign way: the woman wants to "fix" him. I heard Dr. Laura

20 Reasons Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. 8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 16) Good chocolate is easy to find. 17) You can have as many kinds o

A Reason,season,or Lifetime
I found this and yes I know,Im cheesy :D I value my friendships more than most people and I have a hard time letting people walk away. I'm one of those people that believes that you make efforts to maintain your friendships and don't allow them to die because of time, distance, etc.. In re-reading this piece, it does put it into a different perspective and makes it easier to believe that the age old concept that all things are for a reason. People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one that is, you will know what to do for that person or you will understand what that relationship was meant for while it was a part of your life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ""When people come into your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem

40 Reasons To Ban Handguns ;)
Courtesy of fellow 2A Absolutist Pat McHugh of MPI Outdoors. 1. Banning guns works, which is why New York, DC, Detroit & Chicago cops need guns. 2. Washington DC's low murder rate of 69 per 100,000 is due to strict gun control, and Indianapolis' high murder rate of 9 per 100,000 is due to the lack of gun control. 3. Statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control but statistics showing increasing murder rates after gun control are "just statistics." 4. The Brady Bill and the Assault Weapons Ban, both of which went into effect in 1994, are responsible for the decrease in violent crime rates,which have been declining since 1991. 5. We must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting spree at any time and anyone who would own a gun out of fear of such a lunatic is paranoid. 6. The more helpless you are the safer you are from criminals. 7. An intruder will be incapacitated by tear gas or oven spray, but if shot with a .357 Magnum will get a

10 Reasons To Date A Military Man
1. BY BEING IN THE MILITARY, YOU KNOW THEY HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIFE TO MAKING THE LIVES OF OTHERS BETTER. 2. WHEN THEY ARE OVERSEAS, YOU CHERISH EVERY E-MAIL, IM AND PHONE CALL. EVERY SECOND OF THE TIME YOU SPEND WITH THEM IS SPECIAL. 3. THEY HAVE TO STAY IN SHAPE, SO THEY ALWAYS HAVE A GREAT BODY. 4. ALL THE BUILT UP ANTICIPATION WHILE WAITING FOR THEM TO COME HOME. 5. YOU LAY IN BED AT NIGHT LISTENING TO THE VOICEMAIL OF THE ONE CALL YOU MISSED FROM HIM. 6. GIRLS, MAN IN UNIFORM... YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. 7. HAVING A STRONG, BRAVE MAN WHO SHOWS HIS FEELINGS TO ONLY YOU. 8. SEEING THE SMILING FACES OF THE LIVES HE HAS CHANGED IN IRAQ, THOSE ARE PRICELESS PICTURES. 9. HAVING A REASON TO ACTUALLY WRITE A LETTER AGAIN. AND WANTING TO HUG THE MAILMAN WHEN HE BRINGS YOU A LETTER FROM HIM. 10. KNOWING THAT YOU HAVE AN AMAZING MAN LEADING AN AMAZING LIFE. WHEN HE STEPS OFF THE PLANE, FINALLY COMING HOME TO YOU, WORDS COULD NOT DESCRIBE THAT FEELING.

7 Reasons Not To Mess With Kids
7 reasons not to mess with children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl repli ed, "Then you ask him ". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her dr

10 Reasons Eve Was Created...
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. 7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself. 6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb. 5. God knew if the world were to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. 4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools. 3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. 2. As the Bible says, it is not good for man to be alone! 1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said,

Reason Were Here
Hello my friend, I'm here for a REASON I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their comments.Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. Wh

Reason, Season Or A Lifetime
Hello my friend, I'm here for a REASON I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their comments.Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. Wh

36 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Woman..so Don't Complain !
1.Free drinks. 2.Free dinners. 3.Free movies (you get the point). 4.You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you’re gay. 5.You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU’RE gay. 6.You know The Truth about whether size matters. 7.Speeding ticket? What’s that? 8.New lipstick is entirely a new chapter. 9.You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned in high school. 10.If you have sex with someone and don’t call them the next day, you’re not the devil. 11.Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex. 12.If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud. 13.You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark 14.You don’t have hair on your back. 15.You don’t have to fart to amuse yourself. 16.If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it’s because you’re being emotionally neglected. 17.You’ll never have to decide where to hide your nose-h

10 Reasons Why...not!!
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong 1. Homosexuality is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if homosexual marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren

Reason For Being
She's sexy, uninhibited, unafraid and never shy in what she wants. But we have to look deeper to find out what exactly makes the perfect woman. What makes men and women alike go weak at the knees when she enters a room? What, in this stumbling scribe's opinion, makes you want to spend the rest of your life with Veronica? I saw her after many years apart in a pokey living room, wearing a brown pullover hanging from her just so, as to accentuate her figure without being clingy or slutty. She might have been wearing some other clothes as well, but I couldn't tell you because as she saw me she smiled in recognition. Nothing amazing about that, except that you weren't there. That smile lit up her eyes, the room, and very possibly could have kept a large-ish town in light for a decade. I was dazzled, and thought what everyone who is privy to this experience thinks (sadly, its not just for me but that's ok because it would be like depriving the world of sunlight). I thought, I will do

6 Reasons To Drink Green Tea
The steady stream of good news about green tea is getting so hard to ignore that even java junkies are beginning to sip mugs of the deceptively delicate brew. You'd think the daily dose of disease-fighting, inflammation-squelching antioxidants - long linked with heart protection - would be enough incentive, but wait, there's more! Lots more. CUT YOUR CANCER RISK Several polyphenols - the potent antioxidants green tea's famous for - seem to help keep cancer cells from gaining a foothold in the body, by discouraging their growth and then squelching the creation of new blood vessels that tumors need to thrive. Study after study has found that people who regularly drink green tea reduce their risk of breast, stomach, esophagus, colon, and/or prostate cancer. SOOTHE YOUR SKIN Got a cut, scrape, or bite, and a little leftover green tea? Soak a cotton pad in it. The tea is a natural antiseptic that relieves itching and swelling. Try it on inflamed breakouts and blemishes, sunburns

The Reason I Have Been Mia (missing In Action) From The Cherry Tap Lately For Those Of You Who Care...
Ok Folks, I know a few of you may or may not have noticed that I have not been around lately. Well for those of you who care about me and bother to read my damn blogs you might have known that I took a trip to Niagara Falls for a few days but that is not the only reason I have been away. I am burned out. I have been facing some very hard times emotionally, mentally, spiritually, and physically. I just cannot go into personal details right now because my emotions are too raw right now but I am taking some much needed "ME" time right now so my Cherry Tap friends and family will just have to understand that I just do not have it in me to return comments, ratings, votes and silly stuff like that right now. My life as I know it is in jeopardy right now so the non-essentials like that have to take a back-seat to everything else. I hope you all will understand. I will say this though I am keeping an eye on my page from time to time so all love shown is appreciated and will be returned in d

A Reason, Season, Or Lifetime!
am sending this to you to see how many actually read their comments.Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire

3 Reasons...
Why I should bother with CT.It's not like I make a difference.it's NOT like the mumms are gonna get any less stupid.And I'm in a loving relationship,so I'm NOT trolling for ass.So the question,my friends,is 3 reasons why I should remain on CT.I hate ta ask...but fer the life of me,I canna think of even one.

The Reason
i'm not a perfect person. there are many things i wish i didnt do but i continue learning. i never meant to do those things to you. and so i have to say before i go, that i just want you to know i've found a reason for me, to change who i used to be a reason to start over new, and the reason is you i'm sorry that i hurt, its something i must live with everyday and all the pain i put you through, i wish that i could take it all away and be the one who catches all your tears, thats why i need you to hear i'm not a perfect person, i never meant to do those things to you and so i have to say before i go that i just want you to know i've found a reason for me, to change who i used to be a reason to start over new, and the reason is you i've found a reason to show a side of me you didnt know a reason for all that i do, and the reason is you

21 Reasons I Love You....
Reasons Why I Love You ! I can be myself when I am with you. Your idea of romance is dimlights, softmusic, and just the two of us. Because you make me feel like,like, like I have never felt before. I can tell you anything, and you won't be shocked. Your undying faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive You and me together, we can make magic. We're a perfect match. Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling. Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead. You never give up on me, and that's what keeps me going. You are simply irresistible I love you because you bring the best out of me. Your terrific sense of humor Everytime I look at you, my heart misses a beat You're the one who holds the key to my heart You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect). You have taught me the true meaning of love. Love is, what you mean to me - and you mean everything. You are my theme for a dream. I have had the time of m

6 Reasons...
6 reasons not to mess with children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her

A Reason, A Season, A Lifetime
A reason, A season, A lifetime People come into our life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you will know exactly what to do. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They come to assist you a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spritually. They may seem like a Godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die, Sometimes they walk away, Soometimes they act up and out and force you take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fullfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on. When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because your turn h

Reasons
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss some one is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9 Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened 11

The Reason For My Question
The reason for my question is because I have not once rated anyone under a 10 and I have gave all my friends' stashes a thumbs up. I'm getting agravated and I can't help that because I am human. Any way from now on only people that I'm sure didn't give me anything but a 10 will get it in return.

Reason,season Or Lifetime
See below!!! I hope to get this back. PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their e-mail. Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they

7 Reasons Not To Mess With A Child
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6 Reasons Not To Mess With Children.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "T

Reason, Season, Lifetime
When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong -doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on. When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They may bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. Th

The Reason
Hello my friend, I'm here for a REASON. I am sending this to you to see how many actually read thier comments. Your responce will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have caome to assist you through a difficultly, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physidally, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and the are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconventient time, this person will say or do sometimng to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must real

The Reason For Life
a midnight sudden twilight... fell down beyond the ovean beach.. im reaching farther than i ever have befoere. leavingall who broke upon the shore. yea i may be some sort of carzy we may be some sort of crazybut i swear on everythign and morethat together we make the sound of pulling heaven down.. but u brought the rains romantic pour. i said together we make the sound of pulling heaven down. thankyou for bring this rains romantic pour.thankyou

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Here are some reasons why government schools are prone to failure and can't be fixed. See John Taylor Gatto's web site for more indepth discussion and analysis (www.johntaylorgatto.com)... (Gatto was the 1991 New York state teacher of the year.) ...You're my hero, John! (1) Critical thinking skills are basically omitted. When's the last time you remember seeing a school offer a basic course in elementary logic or had an in-class debate on important questions of life? (2) Failure to discuss any of the big questions of life, as though they are irrelevant or unimportant. When is the last time any school class involved any discussion of concepts such as evil, life after death, man's purpose for existence, the foundations of ethics, and ethical choices are justified, etc? In fact, when is the last time the whole purpose of education was ever discussed? These types of questions are at the very core of man's inner being, yet are never discussed. Why not? Maybe producing independent-th

A Reason
If I listened long enough to you I'd find a way to believe that it's all true Knowing that you lied straight-faced while I cried Still I look to find a reason to believe Someone like you makes it hard to live without Somebody else Someone like you makes it easy to give Never think about myself If I gave you time to change my mind I'd find a way just to leave the past behind Knowing that you lied straight-faced while I cried Still I look to find a reason to believe If I listened long enough to you I'd find a way to believe that it's all true Knowing that you lied straight-faced while I cried Still I look to find a reason to believe Someone like you makes it hard to live without Somebody else Someone like you makes it easy to give Never think about myself

Reason
I don't want to create a fuss. My heart is in a state of who, what, when, where... I'm dazed by the impact losing you has caused. Your smile shielded so much of the extra and your arms distracted my everything else. I crave you. My lips aren't as soft as when against yours. I crave your smile which soothed every ailment my heart has known. I'm ready for the surprises being in love brings. I want to love you as completely as forever is long. I want to inhale the exhaust of your heart and let you breathe my spirit. You make me the man that my destiny has told me that i am. Because of you I am the words that give love description. Now I ask you to let me be more then you ever imagined. Let me be your more then love. Let me be to you as you are to my life. Let me be your reason...E.D.M.L.

10 Reasons To Love Your Curves
10 reasons to love your curves: 1. You can wear blue jeans the way God intended: Filled out. 2. You never need to show your thong to get people to notice your precious ass-ets! 3. The truth: Men love women who eat fried food. 4. Love handles are for your enjoyment. You know why you have them; let him know. 5. Love handles are also for his protection. Your hips are so powerful, he might fall off and get hurt without something to hold onto. 6. Your underwear does not come with its own bodyparts. You don't need a Wonder-bra because you've got a wonder-bod! Some women spend hundreds of dollars on panties with silicone butt cheeks, girdles with thigh padding, bras filled with water and other strange things. They should simply read number 3. 7. You boldly defy the laws of physics. Only curvy girls can move from left to right and up and down at the same time when they walk. 8. Curves bring balance to the universe. Big boobs balance out a big heart, big hips balance out

Reason To Leave Myspace.whats Happened To A World That Refuses To Protect Children ?
MySpace won't give names of sex offenders Online networking site says proper legal processes weren't followed By Elizabeth Dunbar Updated: 2 hours, 52 minutes ago RALEIGH, N.C. - Citing federal privacy law, MySpace.com said Tuesday it won’t comply with a request by attorneys general from eight states to hand over the names of registered sex offenders who use the social networking Web site. MySpace’s chief security officer said the company regularly discloses information to law enforcement officials but the federal Electronic Communications Privacy Act says it can only do so when proper legal processes are followed. “We’re truly disheartened that the AGs chose to send out a letter ... when there was an existing legal process that could have been followed,” the security officer, Hemanshu Nigam, said in an interview. In a letter Monday, attorneys general from North Carolina, Connecticut, Georgia, Idaho, Mississippi, New Hampshire, Ohio and Pennsylvania asked MySpace to

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01-> We Got Off The Titanic First 02-> We Can Scare Male Besses With The Mysterious Gynecological Disorder Excuses 03-> Taxis Stop For Us 04-> We Don't Look Like A Frog In A Blender When We Are Dancing (Well, Most Of Us) 05-> No Fashion Faux Pas We Make, Could Ever Rival The Speedo 06-> We Don't Have To Pass Gas To Amuse Ourselves 07-> If We Forget To Shave, No One Has To Know 08-> We Can Congratulate Our Team Mate Without Ever Touching Her Rear End 09-> We Never Have To Reach Down Every So Often... Just To See If Our Privates Are Still There 10-> We Have The Ability To Dress Ourselves 11-> We Can Talk About The Opposite Sex Without Having To Picture Them Naked 12-> If We Marry Someone Twenty Years Younger, We're Aware That We'd Probably Look Like Idiots 13-> We'll Never Regret Piercing Our Ears 14-> There Are Times When Chocolate Really Can Solve All Your Problems 15-> We Can Make Comments About How Foolish Men Are In Their Presence Because We

13 Reasons To Smile..
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!" I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever

7 Reasons Not To Mess With A Child
7 reasons not to mess with a child A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher: asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him". A Kindergarten teacher: was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl: replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher: paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her dr

45 Reasons To Re-enlist. Ahaha Its Funny
1. Yesterday sucked, today sucked, tomorrow is going to suck, and this seems to be a pretty solid forecast for the rest of my enlistment. 2. Spending 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year training for something that there is a 99.9% chance that we will never do. 3. WWWDWOA? (what would we do without acronyms?) 4. Taking simple daily tasks and breaking them down into nuclear physics before doing them. 5. Having to attend a brief prior to carrying out any task more complicated than picking my nose. 6. Being a personal servant (that's basically all I am) to any one of the 300 thousand people in the military who out-rank me. 7. Being an adult and having somebody inspect me everyday to make sure I put my clothes on properly, and put my shoes on the right feet. 8. Having to wear a "cover," or hat, every time I want to go outside. 9. I love cleaning the same places over and over and over until either the paint comes off or my hands are bleeding. 10. Wit

Reason I'm Out Of Town : )
Well everyone it's that time again. I'm goin home to be with my family. Everyone wish me luck. I have a lot of problems to back home too. My mom, dad, aunt, and gramdma are sick. My aunt is slowly dyin but we are tryin to keep her happy. She is in the ICU right now. My dad is a heart patient. He is also sick right now and he isn't able to lift over 50 pounds. It's a hard thing to see my dad go from bein one of the strongest people i knew, to what he is now. My grandma is still sick from where she had her surgery for her cancer. It has been a hard time for me and it's now time to go back and face everything goin on. If you want to show your boy some love please leave it. I'll be back and make sure to return all the love as usual. Thanks to all my real friends for bein there : )

A Reason, A Season, Or A Lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person. When someone is in your life for a REASON . . . It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part, or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realise is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered. And now it is time to move on. When people come into your life for a SEASON . . . Because your turn has com

Reason, Season, Or A Lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person. When someone is in your life for a REASON. . . It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part, or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered. And now it is time to move on. Then people come into your life for a SEASON.... Because your turn has come to share, grow,

A Reason To Smile
It takes all I have to get out of bed Knowing everyday is full of dread I can only hope for the best For everything puts me to the test I had closed myself off Given up on being soft A glimmer of hope though, is in my sight I think about it every night It’s been so long-I couldn’t say When last it was I felt this way A simple voice that puts a smile on my face Leaving me longing to be in his embrace I wonder if it’s right That I want to be with him each night I will take each step in stride No longer my feelings will I hide Only time will tell If this will turn out well I’ll cherish every smile Hold each soft word for just awhile This may sound cliché or sappy But all I want is to be happy

13 Reasons A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman
13 Reasons a Handgun is Better Than a Woman 1) You can buy a silencer for a handgun. 2) You can trade a .44 for two .22's. 3) You can have a handgun at home and another for the road. 4) If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. 5) Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. 6) Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo. 7) A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 8) Handguns function normally every day of the month. 9) A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?" 10) A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it. 11) You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems. 12) A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is. 13) A handgun won't tell all of its friends if you are a "little fast on the trigger."

17 Reasons To Become A Lesbian
After having some very bad experiences with various boyfriends I have compiled the following list of reasons to transfer to the "other team": 1. When having sex he avoids kissing my lips. 2. He grabs and touch my breasts like they were bread dough. 3. He bites my nipples and thinks I scream of pleasure. 4. The 30 second foreplay. 5. He thinks it is OK to have sex with his socks on. 6. He asks if I have got an orgasm yet. Repeatedly. 7. One time when we were doing it doggystyle, he tried to slip it into my ass. I got angfy and he told me it was "an accident." 8. He asks if he can take nude photos of me with his new digital camera. 9. Biting my clitoris. He thought I would enjoy extreme pain in the most sensitive area of my body. 10.Insisting on putting my legs behind my back when having intercourse.My limbs are not made of jelly! 11. The toilet seat. 12. Not shaving his face before giving oral sex. Ohh.. bleeding from inside my thighs.. 13. He co

The Reason Why I Pick The Name Blackheart
from day one my life as been black i have a mom who left me when i was born beat me from age of 2 thu 4 and tell this day treats me like a kid she is a coldhearted self center bitch who dose nothing for no one i have a half brother and a half sister my sister is useing drugs and she is a whore really she is she is 16 and have a baby following her moms footsteps my brother never calls me and the only time my mom dose is to tell me abount my brother or sister . a dad who is there but in a way he was never really there a aunt who killed her self a grandmom who has cancer plus the being of parkins i never been truely happy in my life never really smile much no its not a trand this is how i really feel. iam a very depressd person who dose hate the sunlight becuse to me its meaning there is light to everydarkness not true i found that out everytime something happens good in my life its takeen away i no god hates me iam his forsaken son it dont matter how much you pray he dont do nothing and

6 Reasons Not To Mess With Children.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him '. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

Reasons
I guess this is more for a update to those that are close to me. Last week I got a horrorific phone call from one of my sisters. She informed me that one of my other sisters had died. Though I have not been real close with either of these sisters it was still a shock. She was only 39. So now here I am at work when I get this call which now instead of being calm and collective I become hystirical. So now this is wed that I get this call. The sister that died lives in georgia so now its time to figure out how to get there. Thank God I work for 2 great people. They loaned me 300 bucks to get to georgia. So Sat comes and hubby and I get in the car and start driving. 2 tanks of gas, 10 hours later we arrive on my brother in laws brother's door step. To be greeted by my neice, nephew and other sister. We stay for 3 days in georgia and then headed home tues. My sister died of phneomonia with a thyroid problem that weekend her heart and caused her to have a heart attack. The viewing is thurs

Reason To Host A Passion Party!
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8 Reasons Why Anti-americans Suck
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The Reasons.....
I keep getting messages asking why i turned HTML comments off on my page...there are a few actually so here we go. 1-I keep getting music and videos on my comments, they conflict with my song i have playing and then my page sounds like shit. I like the songs i play and if you dont please just hit the pause button. 2-I get alot of NSFW picture comments, although i am rarely on my profile page i dont need my kids seeing these comments if they happen to walk by. Besides that i really dont want to see them either. Some of them i like, others are over the top. I dont want my account deleted for a blowjob gif when i am not here to delete it before a bouncer sees it. 3-Say something original when you visit me, i love comments but i like them even more when they are something you have thought of yourself, and not copy n pasted from every other profile you visit. I realize its a pain in the ass to say hello rather than hit ctrl v. And in all honesty it angers me when i go to leave

Reason For Being Sick
MY DADDY ONLY HAS 5.8% OF HIS ONLY KIDNEY LEFT WORKING AND IT IS GETTING WORSE..HE HAS BEEN SICK FOR A WEEK AND CANT HOLD ANYTHING DOWN...NOT EVEN WATER! I TOOK HIM TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEY ARE KEEPING HIM...I AM SO SCARED BECAUSE IF HIS KIDNEY DROPS ANY LOWER HE CAN FORGET PEOPLE PLACE AND EVEN SIMPLE THINGS LIKE HOW TO MORE GO TO THE BATHROOM OR WORSE HE COULD GET VIOLENT BECAUSE HE WOULDNT EVEN KNOW ME... I AM SO SCARED AND SAD THAT IF THEY DONT FIX HIM SOON HE WILL DIE...I CANT LIVE WITHOUT MY DADDY SO PLEASE PRAY FOR HIM!!! THANKS EVERYONE! OXOX'S NIKKI P.S I GOT A PIC UP OF HIM AND ONE OF ME WITH HIM BEHIND ME..PLZ GO RATE IT AND LEAVE ME A HOPE FILLED COMMENT ..--THANKS--

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ." A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,"They will in a minute." A Sunday school teache

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I hope these 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read by the majority of Americans. Then they will have something to yell at their U.S. Congress members. 1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year. http://tinyurl.com/zob77 2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens. http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html 3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens. http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html 4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English! http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.0.html 5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.0

14 Reasons To Deport
(I got this from a circulating bulletin) I hope these 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read by the majority of Americans. Then they will have something to yell at their U.S. Congress members. 1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year. http://tinyurl.com/zob77 2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens. http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html 3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens. http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html 4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English! http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.0.html 5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies. http://

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no matter what the situation is, it can be traced to one of those reasons. i will list them as follows with details: 1. if you are a step up from his normal "type/style/what he's used to" , he will do damn near anything to maintain the bond between you. since most women want a man shoved up their ass 24-7, he would naturally think a woman as hot as you would want a man crammed up there too. he will be "extra" considerate and sensitive. he will probably be very "touchy feely", as in, even you are just sitting on the couch in winter clothes in front of three clergymen and two nuns, while jesus himself is juggling bowling pins...........he will probably be trying to lay his hand on you arm or shoulder at the very least. 2. this is a hybr id of reason one. if being with someone of your "looks/attitude/presonality/etc" makes him look better, he will try to be forcefully shoved up your ass at all times, especially in public places where you can be seen together. guys functioning on th

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The reason's I dislike Mystical are very simple. 1.Her fake pics. 2. SHE LIED ABOUT BEING IN THE MILITARY. She is a con-artist. She uses guys for all they are worth. She isn't even good looking n the RL. I've seen pictures of her and I have some. She says she never used her pictures because of an accident??? There was no accident. Your ugly bitch face it. If you are a dude and your involved with her your an idiot I'm sorry. Wake the hell up Ski. I'm not gonna bash Ski to much though cause after all he is my brother in arms. He's being played like a fiddle right now though. Then there is this other guy. I don't know much about him "x_wolf_x" or whatever his name is. Dude seriously do you trust a girl that was talking you up while her "So Called" hubby was in Iraq??? Or maybe you just didn't care which would also make you a fucked up person. If she would play him while he is in Iraq she WILL play your ass. The funny thing is I guarantee that she is talking to someone else besi

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Why guys fall in love with a women! 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight any

Reason
Came to the conclusion That I dont even need him Just bored with life Searching for a reason A reason to wake up A reason to get out of bed My reasons for caring Believing the lies i'm fed Is the love lost Has that feeling gone away If so whats my reason My reason to stay Am I so use to drama, pain and dismay That I can't let go That I refuse to stray Maybe I still love you Maybe I still care Lying to the world A fake smile I bear Torn up inside Not knowing which way to go The hurt I've learned so perfectly not to show So my last lingering question Burried deep in my heart...... Whats my reason for still loving you When your tearing me apart ~KarNi~

Reason
God Has Kept Me Here For A Reason Repeat after me: God has kept me here for a reason. I survived because He has a plan for me. All my bad relationships, the addictions, the consequences, the bad credit, the repossessions, the death of my loved ones, the back stabbing from my friends, the negative thoughts, or the lack of support; I made it because I am blessed! I release and let go of all past hurts, misunderstandings and grudges because I am abundantly blessed! I recognize them as the illusions they are, and sent from the enemy to kill my spirit, steal my joy, and destroy my faith; For God is all there is. All else is a lie! Now give yourself a hug, wipe your tears away and walk in victory!!!!!!!! I love you, but more appropriately God loves you BEST! Be blessed and know that you are at one with THE SPIRIT OF THE LIVING GOD! And may the Lord keep watch between you and me when we are away from each other. Genesis 31:49. Amen! Now since you are a t

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I thank God everyday. For bringing you into my life. Teaching me that there's more to me. Than I have ever known. That there are others out there. Who are just like me. For the blessing he has given me. Not once but twice now! I finally understand why. We were brought together. To change each other's worlds. Making me unafraid. I'm now ready for whatever is to come! I Luv you with all my heart my friend!

The Reason
Do not ask me now while I am drunken on the juice of our first kiss, suspended on "what if" between yesterday and forever. Do not ask me while the orange sun sets just beyond your perfect gaze - words will betray me. Oh, but if you ask me while your hand is slipping from mine and you are falling away, returning to your sadness, I will tell you: the reason we are here is to feel, to learn, to hurt, to heal; to make the most of senses while senseless and in love; to love so completely that it hurts while you are near and hurts the moment you leave - not to die complete, but completely spent. © All rights reserved

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>>People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. >>When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. >> >> >> >>When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. >> >> >> >>Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to

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----------------- Bulletin Message ---------------- Thanks: HumptyDumpty was pushed Date: Sep 6, 2007 8:45 PM THE DAY ITSELF - EVIDENCE OF COMPLICITY 1) AWOL Chain of Command a. It is well documented that the officials topping the chain of command for response to a domestic attack - George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, Richard Myers, Montague Winfield - all found reason to do something else during the actual attacks, other than assuming their duties as decision-makers. b. Who was actually in charge? Dick Cheney, Richard Clarke, Norman Mineta and the 9/11 Commission directly conflict in their accounts of top-level response to the unfolding events, such that several (or all) of them must be lying. 2) Air Defense Failures a. The US air defense system failed to follow standard procedures for responding to diverted passenger flights. b. Timelines: The various responsible agencies - NORAD, FAA, Pentagon, USAF, as well as the 9/11 Commission - gave radically different explanation

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. It feels good! You know how gross those jeans and bra straps feel on a hot sticky day? Or that wet swimsuit when you come out of the water! No more! Trade it in for the feeling of wind on your back and the sun on your body! Cool Be yourself! You can express your individuality! Everyone accepts you as you are, whether you have a disability, are overweight, dyed your hair purple, or have a great tattoo that your friends hate. People are attracted by your personality! Everybody's different, and that is respected! You can be you! It's so refreshing to be someplace where nudity is not sex, unlike ads, movies or TV. You don't have to look like an actor or actress from Baywatch! Nobody's staring to see if you have a great body or if you're overweight or too thin! Nobody is checking you out at all! It doesn't matter if your belly button is an inny or an outy! It's OK! NO TAN LINES! BONUS!,It doesn't cost a lot! You don't put out the big bucks for a fun time,No laundry when back from Vacat

Reasons To Go Nude Ii
When swimming nude, you won't get sand in your suit Fewer washings reduce wear and fading, which in turn reduce how often you need to buy new clothes. Sleeping Nude is Better By allowing air to travel freely over the entire body, the body is better able to distribute heat. This allows you to actually be warmer in the winter (under blankets of course) and cooler in the summer. VERY RELAXING , RELIVES STRESS ANY OTHER REASONS YOU CAN THINK OFF???

10 Reasons To Have Sex
1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don’t need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex

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Reason,season,lifetime
PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a god sent and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, beca

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44 Reasons To Be Happy
1. Falling in love.(I know about this one!) 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry ). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you

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I don't need to give either. I am doing so because I love you guys and apparently you can't figure them out on your own. The reason most pictures are marked private now is because no one bothers to rate anything that helps me. Now, you can bitch and whine saying that I don't rate you, however... you also don't tie yourself up and put clothespins on your balls so that i can masturbate to your pictures. You want to tell me I don't put effort into it? Go ahead, put on a waist cincher and drip hot wax all over your body and then tell me it was effortless. I do rate and fan when I get a chance to, I have been going back to rate and fan friends that I have previously missed. If you feel shortchanged, you are more than welcome to leave my circle of friends. You are also more than welcome to post in the stash item that I posted for that EXACT reason. I spent the first few weeks here mainly accepting requests and taking PICTURES FOR YOU PEOPLE. So if you feel NO effort was put in,

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"It takes the reason of the mind and wisdom of the heart to create peace and understanding. The interactive learning around the 'green blanket' engages both the minds and hearts of the children." - Mary Gordon, Founder/President, Roots of Empathy

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Reason #1
The Shadow of Low, Low Prices Almost every dollar spent super-shopping immediately leaves town for corporate headquarters out-of-state, never to re-circulate again in the local economy. Life blood lost. Wal-Mart is so powerful, it usually gets its way through sheer economic force. It can under-price local businesses because it coerces suppliers to cut their costs in order to get the contract with them. As a result, manufacturing jobs fly to places like China, where girls and young women in sweatshops slave under horrific conditions for next to nothing, so Americans can buy cheap clothing & widgets 10,000 miles away. What a deal! The local hardware store, bookstore, sporting goods store, bakery, electronics store, music shop, toy store, food market—all closed through lack of local support because Americans chase those guaranteed lower prices. The local factory—you know, the one that used to manufacture widgets, that used to employ 100 local people at family wages with benefits; the

A Reason To Smile
Smile because your mom didn't have an abortion. Some kids can't smile because their mom did have an abortion. Smile because you never have to worry If your water is clean or if you'd have enough to eat. Some kids smile even though they don't have clean water And rarely have enough to eat. There are many reasons to smile these are just a few. They're good enough reasons for me to smile I hope you will too. done by christine

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Well, most of my pics are gone because the phone I took them on was lost and they retracked everything that was taken on the phone and delete everything which meant my pictures too. So I'll have to either get me a cam or just wait until I get pictures and then scan them on here. I know it sucks but I'll get some of them back soon hopefully.

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im pissed off that ppl were flagging my pics NSFW>>THE FOLDER CLEARLY SAID NSFW>>U RETARDS..soooo in closing ive removed allll my NSFW pics,and what the fuck is not safe about daffy duck?..IF U WOMEN r doing this shit..be warned it WILL bite you in your jealous ass..ty for the rest of you im sorry i had to delete my pics because of others stupidity

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Here are 6 reasons why you should think before you speak . Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls. THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we

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you find out interesting things when you have sons, like... 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already t

Reason - Season - Lifetime
I posted this to a few close friends not too long ago, and was chatting with a very special friend tonight. And this poem came up in our conversation. I want to thank you, David for reminding me of this and for being in my life. Whether your a REASON, SEASON or a LIFETIME... I thank YOU for being a part of mine! You will hold a special place in my heart always. **************** People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to

Reason, Season Or Lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. The

The Reason We Love Yall
Ok yall, I will keep this one short sweet and to the point. Why is it when yall dial 911 at 2-3am you expect everyone responding to help you to always be happy and exstatic to see you. I am constantly being told by people that when EMS arrives at the door at night they are never in a good mood or may ot be quite as nice as expected. Well folks let me give you an insight into our brains....WE ARE HUMAN. Now put yourself in our shoes its 2am you have been running all day and yet another call comes in waking you from your 2min nap to risk your life running lights and sirens cross town, through the weaving and careening morons to finally arrive at a house you have been to ten times before. Oh wait the fun doesn't stop there because now its time to play the guessing game. (Thats right yall called us but god forbid you be able to tell us why) So now after 20 mins of questions and drunken answers we arrive to the conclusion that you have no idea why you called so we start treating for a

10 Reasons Sex Is Good For You
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities

Reasons People Wear Band Shirts.
People buy and wear band shirts for several reasons: 1. They want to support the band. Last time I checked, bands make music, not clothing. You're not supporting CKY, you're supporting American Apparel. I support birth control, but I'm not going to walk around all day with a condom on my dick. People download songs for free off the internet then spend the price of an album on a shirt with the band's logo. I know bands don't make much off album sales, and if you're really that fixated on supporting the band financially, just send them a check for $25 and dodge the production cost of the shirt. 2. They believe musical preference is a large factor in determining one's personality. My opinion: Musical preference has nothing to do with who someone is. The coolest people I know listen to the strangest crap. One of my best friends is totally gangstered out and he listens to Enya every night. What music do you think Maddox listens to? If you said Brazillan jazz,

Reason, Season Or Lifetime
People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then. wihout any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Somewtimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn

Reason, Season, Lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or le

7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children.
1) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." 2) A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." 3) A Sunday

10 Reason To Have Sex!!!
1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don’t need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safe

10 Reasons Y Trick-or-treating Is Better Than Sex
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex 10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again. 8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you. 6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months. 4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging. 1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!

10 Reasons Why Trick Or Treat Is Better Than Sex !!!!!!
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. You'll feel less guilt the next morning. 1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!! don't keep the fun to yourself... make sure you pass the giggles on!!

10 Reasons
1o reasons trick or treating is better than sex 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6. It's okay if the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you actually are. 5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. There's a lot less guilt the morning after. 1. You can do the whole neighborhood

10 Reasons Halloween Is Better Than Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives it to you. 6. It's OK if the person you're with fantasizes that you are someone else, because well... you are. 5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. Less guilt the morning after. 2. It doesn't matter if the kids hear ya moaning and groaning. And the No. 1 reason why trick or treating is better than sex is............. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!

10 Reasons Holloween/candy Is Better Than Sex?
Read from BOTTOM to TOP: 10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again. 8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you. 6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months. 4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging. 1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more

10 Reasons To Have Sex... Thnx Irish Princess
10 reasons to have sex.......... 1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. Itâ€™s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you donâ€™t need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfum

Reason Not To Flirt
A husband and wife were scheduled to attend a Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by her not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a lit tle kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his

16 Reasons Why You Should Date A Horse Rider*
1.We have 4 speeds and many positions 2.We wear tight pants and tall boots 3.We love getting dirty 4.We know how to ride our mounts 5.We perform well with animals 6.We like to be in control 7.We’ll ride it for hours 8.We know how to handle a big girth 9.We get off easy 10.We’re always on top 11.We like it rough 12.We have our legs spread all day long 13.We love using whips 14.Stradling is our natural position 15.We don’t mind being bucked around 16.Endurance riders do it longer

10 Reasons To Have Sex
1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex

10 Reasons To Have Sex!!
1.Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2.Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safes

232 Reasons To Love The Marine Corps
November 10 is our birthday. Semper Fi to all my Marine Brothers. Pass this along to any Marines you may know and wish them a Happy Birthday! They'll know you know! Some of the "terms" used you may not understand, but that's OK. You will get most of the rest! 232 REASONS TO LOVE YOUR CORPS from the MARINE CORPS TIMES On Nov. 10, the Marine Corps turns 232 years old. Ever since it was formed in a Philadelphia bar in 1775, the Corps has given Marines countless reasons to take pride in the heritage of their organization. There is no shortage of instances in which Marine units and individuals have distinguished themselves in battle, but the bragging rights earned over the past 232 years weren't all born on the battlefield. The Corps' culture sets it apart from other branches of the military in ways that those who have never earned the eagle, globe and anchor find difficult to fully understand. But what is obvious to even the most casual observer is that Marines disti

Reasons
I know things happen for a reason and there is a time for it all but when one is unexpecting it very hard to get thru and I know alot of you my friends has been rating my page and pics and sending me comments and showing my page love the reason I havent been returning all the attention is the lady I took care of passed away Tuesday night and I have been dealing with handling everything as soon as I can move on with this I will return all rates...Hope everyone is all safe and has a wonderful weekend.

10 Reasons To Have Sex!!
10 reasons to have sex!! Body: 1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive

A Reason, A Season, A Lifetime
PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come t

The Reason Why I Sometimes Dont React
I had a surgical treatment on my finger, but it still isnt over an I have to go to the hospital again on thursday. The pain is sometimes so bad, that I cant type or use my mouse. So Im just hanging around here when that happends. So please dont be angry when I dont react or give a very late reaction. This is what my problem is (also on my right hand and Im right handed): A trigger finger occurs when the motion of the tendon that opens and closes the finger is limited, causing the finger to lock or catch as the finger is extended. The Cause: Tendons that control the movements of the fingers and thumb slide through a snug tunnel of tissue created by a series of pulleys that keeps the tendon in place. The tendon can become irritated as it slips through the tunnel. As it becomes more and more irritated, the tendon may thicken, making its passage through the tunnel more difficult. The tissues that hold the tendon in place may thicken, causing the opening of the tunnel to become

Reasons To Love Men
They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep. They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness. They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we're not. They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall. Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly shaved cheek. Bravery around snakes, waterbugs, bats and flat tires. Their ability to solve problems simply by throwing a ball around. The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backward. How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it. What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action. They make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys. They really love their moms. They don't mind accompanying a woman to a party even though she looks like a movie star and they look like the chauffeur.

Reasons To Allow Drinking At Work
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol. 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. 8. It encourages carpooling. 9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care. 10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 11. It makes fellow employees look better. 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forg

Reason
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste t heir time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how

Reasons To Be Thankful!
1. I am alive and survived the 5th year after the death of my late husband! 2. I have a beautiful daughter who has a loving hubby who both have a beautiful daughter (my first Granddaughter) born this year! 3. I have parents who will share a 50th Wedding Anniversary this year! 4. I have two adoring cats -- Gibson and Moobaby! 5. I have a loving family, although I do wish I could see them more often! 6. I have caring friends who aren't all into football! 7. I love my advocacy work that I do, although (of course) I would wish that it would pay better! 8. I am grateful that I don't have significant health problems that would impair my dexterity or sight or hearing abilities. 9. I am grateful that when I walk into a dining room, I am not feeling that I am walking to a whole new world! 10. I am grateful that when I look into the mirror, I am not seeing anyone other than myself! What are you thankful for today???? Being Grateful for the Gift of Today

3 Reasons Why I Was So Angry
Dear Clara, You're angry right now ... very ANGRY! It's understandable. When the person you love and trust most in the world betrays you, lies to you, and cheats on you, the natural response is to feel angry You have every right to your angry feelings. I would be angry too. Perhaps you find yourself blowing up at your spouse almost every time you see him or her. You feel like you can't help it. The rage you feel about being betrayed is too much and you explode in a fit of hurtful words and actions. Perhaps you start unloading on your spouse when he or she does one minor thing that offends you and the offensive behavior sets you into motion- berating your spouse, not just for the current offensive behavior, but for an endless chain of other misbehaviors that may or may not be related. I refer to this as "throwing in the kitchen sink," or "kitchen-sinking" your partner. Or maybe your style is to conceal your anger.

A Reason
When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong -doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on. When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They may bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usua

Reasons To Allow Drinking At Work :
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol. 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. 8. It encourages carpooling. 9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care. 10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 11. It makes fellow employees look better. 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will

100 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Bloke ...
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A week's holiday requires only one suitcase. 5. Match of the Day. 6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives. 7. Queues for the toilet are 90% shorter. 8. You can open all your own jars. 9. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight. 10. Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind. 11. When channel surfing, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying. 12. Your arse is never a factor in a job interview. 13. All your orgasms are real. 14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex. 15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you. 16. You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go. 17. People expect you to masturbate. 18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. 19. Your last name stays put. 20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade. 2

The Reason For Christmas
> The month before Christmas > > Twas the month before Christmas > When all through our land, > Not a Christian was praying > Nor taking a stand. > > Why the Politically Correct Police had taken away, > The reason for Christmas - no one could say. > The children were told by their schools not to sing, > About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. > > It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say > December 25th is just a 'Holiday'. > Yet the shoppers were ready with cash,checks and credit > Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! > > CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod , > Something was changing, something quite odd! > Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa > In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. > > But as Targets were hanging their trees upside down > At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. > At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears > You won'

25 Reasons I Owe My Mother
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother

The Reason Carl And I Wont Ever Be.. K There You Want The Truth There Ya Go
so he had the odasity. to say i blocked him b4 he could read this.. hrmm whats this pic.. look like.. thought so asshole.. try lying again some poor sap might believe you

10 Reasons Why Hockey Is Better Than Sex
10 Reasons Why Hockey Is Better Than Sex 1. Its legal to play hockey professionally. 2. The puck is always hard. 3. Protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it. 4. It lasts a full hour. 5. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds. 6. Your parents cheer when you score. 7. Periods only last 20 minutes. 8. You can count on it at least twice a week. 9. You can tell your friends about it afterwards. 10. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.

Reason [1 Of My Favs]
Came to the conclusion That I dont even need him Just bored with life Searching for a reason A reason to wake up A reason to get out of bed My reasons for caring Believing the lies i'm fed Is the love lost Has that feeling gone away If so whats my reason My reason to stay Am I so use to drama, pain and dismay That I can't let go That I refuse to stray Maybe I still love you Maybe I still care Lying to the world A fake smile I bear Torn up inside Not knowing which way to go The hurt I've learned so perfectly not to show So my last lingering question Burried deep in my heart...... Whats my reason for still loving you When your tearing me apart

Reason Of Changing Seasons.
Everything I touch turns to be tha way I dont want it to be. Is that my fault? Or is that I'm not in contol of a nother beings feelings. Tha way shortie feels for me is questionalbe. She want me to stay when i want to go. When i want to stay she wants me to go. For that I'm not sure of what she whats out of life. Tha way I can be thankful and kind for having reason with myself to be patient.

10 Reasons To Date A Fireman!
10. DAMN, that uniform! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!-lol 9. They find it hot and leave it wet 8. They're good and trained in mouth to mouth 7. Anyone that can carry their hose over their shoulder has something going for them 6. They can quickly and efficiently solve any problem 5. They always maintain their umm . . . . apparatus 4. You know he is in damn good shape 3. They run in for you when everyone else would run out 2. You know they can sweep you off your feet 1. Not many can say they're dating a HERO!!!!

27 Reasons Why I Love Her
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour

11 Reasons For Going To Work Naked
11 Reasons for Going To Work Naked 1. Your boss is always yelling "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources. 4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 6. You want to see if it's like the dream. 7. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned. 10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 11. No one steals your chair.

Reason,season,or Lifetime
A friend sent me this a few years ago and I kept it because it does have great meaning to it. People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up

Reasons
The soup has gone cold Tired old lines made new Take a sip of this shit It’s meant to make you fly Turkey without gravy Ain’t so hot tonight Last time I checked the time Melted desires pleasure no one Candles burn and flicker The alter built for you Worship this for a change Last time I checked God died Sing me another lullaby To dull my good sense Sultry sexy siren’s slip by Defenses not made to hide Guess its time to mend fences Last time I checked it was all lies.

Reason For This New Blog
Since joining Deviant Art, I have run across many wonderful Artists--all who work in different mediums; different styles of art and so on. And I've done it in the past -- and recently -- made a post concerning one of my fave artists with links to the site, their gallery and or their profile. This is to help them get exposure -- not they need it :) and to maybe open some eyes to all kinds of artwork that is available. Most of all of the art on Deviant Art is available for sale. I hope you enjoy the artists that I will feature --the goal is to feature one or two artists a week. Have a blessed evening!

Reasons I Haven't Been On In Awhile
First of all I just completed my school for the latest quarter and want/need a break. I am sick as hell, i want to spend time with Tom and our son and daughters (and the rest of the family). I want to cook dinner, help with the homework and just have a normal life for a few months till I start back to school in March. I am enjoying it already. I have been so busy with school keeping my 4.0, I don't even have time to watch a movie with Tom and Jacob. So I just want everyone to know. Jami

Reasons
I love making you smile I love hearing you laugh I love looking in your eyes I love listening to your voice I love watching you sleep I love stroking your hair I love holding your hand I love kissing your lips I love laying beside you I love standing near you I love all about you I love you

Reasons Why Girls Like Guys
Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys: 1. The way they always wear their favorite cologne (which happens to be the one that you bought them for their birthday). 2. The way they run their hands through your hair. 3. The way that they look at you and you want to die right then and there. 4. The way that they casually put their arms around you. 5. The way that they kiss away your tears. 6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away. 7. How they always know just what to say to make you blush. 8. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make you feel better, even if you think that it is the worst thing that they could say. 9. The way they hold you close when you are cold. 10. How they look at you when your mad at them and all your angers melts away. 11. How they always smile when you are together. 12. The way that they always let you win any game that you play together. 13.... and the

Reasons Why I Left
Well with the probs here on and off with the site, i got my dander up and wound up andno way to vent my feelings but to post on the here in my blogs...but..to no avail no one said much exceptr a measely few who just said ok lol. so i mummed it and was told several times by several weird and rude pereps if i didnt like what was goin on to leave....after debating over and over i thought i would do a shock thing since i couldnt find a way that i could just hide my profile so when im gone for abreak i can hide mebbe just let my friends see me no one else lol. i just got fed up and delete my old profile and start over. So for those who knew me as Highly you still can....just for Xmas im Humbug...lol Scrooged. errr scrooge

20 Reasdons To Date A Girl That Rides Horses
20 Reasons to Date a girl that rides horses 20. We Mount with ease 19. We can to the distance 18. We have good hip control 17. We know how fast or slow to go 16. We can ride in many different positions 15. We ride until we score 14. We dont mind getting bucked around 13. We will ride for hours 12. We will use whips 11. We love to try new things 10. We are good with our hands 9. We get a lot of practice 8. We know what we are doing 7. We do it in lots of places 6. We are always on top 5. We get off easily 4. We are use to something between our legs 3. When we fall, we get right back on and ride harder 2. We have lots of stamina 1. We like it dirty

A Reason!
Why it is hard for me to see, what it is I really want to be? Always kind of hard to start the day, with nothing really good to say. I feel frustation,anguish and guilt; as if my brain is going to tilt. Surrounded by so much strife, and all I want is a brand new life. Need to start out on another foot, digging through all the ashes and soot. No matter what other people think, I know I cant pick up that drink. I dont know what life has in store, but there is one thing I know for sure. I have been shown a different way, and have learned what it means to pray. So no matter what it is that I do, I need to walk with you. Even through all the memories I kept, you were by my side with every step. So now I have a reason to live, and I know what I have to give. Thank you GOD, for showing me the light, and I will serve you with all of my might.

26.2 Reasons To Run A Marathon
1. You have something to look forward to. When you register for the marathon and have it on your calendar, you have something exciting to look forward to. As the marathon gets closer and closer, excitement and anticipation build. You'll probably be a bit anxious, as well, but the anxiety is part of the excitement. 2. Emotional release. Angry? Frustrated? Stressed? Go for a 5-mile run and I guarantee you that those problems will just melt away. You'll feel so wonderful when you're done that you will temporarily forget what you were so upset or stressed about. 3. It's a good conversation topic. When someone asks you how you spent your weekend, you can say "I did an 18-mile training run". It's likely that the person will be in awe of you and you'll have something interesting to share rather than "oh I just relaxed and watched TV". 4. Runner's high. After about 4-5 miles (perhaps a bit more depending on the person) endorphins are released into your system giving you a pleasant

10 Reasons To Dance
10 Reasons To Dance by DJ Muzik-AL This is a demo from my CD entiteled 10 Reasons To Dance and is a collection of electronica tracks featuring genres chillout, hiphop, latino, tecno, trance & hardcore. http://www.esnips.com/doc/0abf8b08-bd24-41d5-a704-99e074b4ab26/10-Reasons-To-Dance_demo

Reason, Season, Or Lifetime?
People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON...They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON... because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season .

The Reason For The Season....
I hope everyone is having a great holiday (or at least a relaxing break, however you want to look at it). And I also hope that you got a lot of good gifts this year. But as I say that, I wonder about this time of year. How we all get so worked up about shopping for the "perfect" gift for so many others. How we set all these high expectations on what we think we're getting in return. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of the holiday? Don't get me wrong, and I'm not trying to take away anybody's joy or bring anybody down, but it seems we have lost the meaning of all of this. The fact that it takes a calendar to tell us when to act kind and be generous to others. The fact that we can only act a certain way at a certain time of year like it's in our genes to only be this way in December. The fact that a lot of us (including me at times, I'm just as guilty of it too), put on this fake front of being so giving and courteous because the time dictates it, but once new year's passes us, we retu

The Reason
I'VE SHED SKIN AND WOKE UP A DECADE LATER. I STILL HAVE AN UGLY IMAGE. I STILL SEE THE SAME REFLECTION. I'VE SHED SKIN AND WOKE UP A DECADE LATER. ONLY TO FIND I HAVE AGED AND STOPPED LIVING A DECADE AGO. I HAVE NOTHING TO SHOW FOR. I HAVE NOTHING TO GIVE. I'VE SHED SKIN AND WOKE UP A DECADE LATER... REALIZING I'VE WASTED MY WHOLE LIFE. I'VE SHED SKIN AND WOKE UP A DECADE LATER, NOTICING I'VE DIED TEN YEARS AGO. -Anna

Reasons Why
Our love is the long lasting kind; We’ve been together quite awhile. I love you for so many things, Your voice, your touch, your kiss, your smile. You accept me as I am; I can relax and just be me. Even when my quirks come out, You think they’re cute; you let me be. With you, there’s nothing to resist; You’re irresistible to me. I’m drawn to you in total trust; I give myself to you willingly. Your sweet devotion never fails; You view me with a patient heart. You love me, dear, no matter what. You’ve been that way right from the start. Those are just a few reasons why I’ll always love you like I do. We’ll have a lifetime full of love, And it will happen because of you.

10 Reasons A Teddy Bear Is Better Than A Man
Ten Reasons A Teddy is Better Than A Man ----------------------------------------- 1.They're soft n cuddly 2.They dont talk back to you. 3.They listen to your every word n never interupt you. 4.You dont have to talk to it when you wake up every morning. 5.They dont leave dirty laundry laying around. 6.You dont have to worry if they put the toilet seat down. 7.They're never late for a date. 8.They're always there for you no matter what time of day or night it is. 9.You dont have to worry bout them not phoning you. 10.Finally, they get along with all of your friends and you dont have to worry bout them cheating on you.

...reasons Why I Should Never Spawn...
IM AN UNCLE! WOO nothing like using your friends kids to pick up on the ladies. It also give me an excuse to call the liquor store the candy shop. And in a few years ill never have to move from the couch to get a beer! I cant wait till he can walk, im going to load him up with pop rocks and pixie sticks then suit him up in a batman costume and let him reign terror upon his parents. muhahahaha.

222 Reasons To Love The Marine Corps
222 Reasons To Love The Marine Corps 1) Best haircut. Hands down. You can't have a bad hair day with a high and tight. And you spend less on shampoo. 2) Dress blues. They're the coolest uniforms in any military worldwide. 3) Bloused trousers. Another distinctive Marine look that sets the proudest service members apart. 4) The rest of the Marine sea bag. From the Alphas to the camouflage utilities, uniforms just look better on a Marine than any other service member. 5) Marines don't wear dungarees. 6) Most respect I. When the Marines pulled out of Haiti and Somalia, the media reported the U.S. military was pulling out -- as if tens of thousands of Army troops weren't still in the country. Now that's respect. 7) Most respect II. When the Corps came back to Haiti after 60 years, an old man on the Cap-Haitian beach said "Welcome back!'' 8) Toughest mascot. The Marine Corps' is a bulldog. The Navy's: a goat. 9) Esprit de Corps. Even if you can't spell it

The Reason
Men wonder why women cheat or turn gay They should wonder if they made it this way? Put yourself in a womens shoes One can only take so much abuse I was hit by an arrow by cupid had me thinking narrow and stupid Its funny how a guy can get us everytime without a single thought just some lame line They holla shorty your a dime or simple ask to go out sometime They call us gold diggers and whores We dont care weve heard it all before So you used to work at Taco Bell But quit cause the job was hell Naturally you couldnt support your player habits So you found me and became my baggage You argue with us all day long and hit us when we are wrong You come in late at night with a plan to make it alright You used to live with your granny til she kicked you out on your lazy fanny So keep in mind and never forget that history tends to repeat itself I mean for real what is this? You call yourself a man or is it a wish? A man is with his family whenever he can He works f

37 Reasons Why Men Have It Better Than Women
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work .. more pay. 11. Wrinkles-add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17. One mood, ALL the damn time. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own jars. 21. You get extra

10 Reasons To Have Sex
1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than running 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex i

101 Reasons
People always ask me to give them one reason why they need a Life Events Legal Plan from Pre-Paid Legal. Now I'll give you 101 reasons. 1. You don't have an up-to-date will. 2. You don't understand the difference between a trust and a will. 3. Family members challenge your parent's will. 4. You don't understand your health insurance plan or the new Medicare Prescription Act. 5. The IRS selects you for an audit. 6. Your parents die and leave you executor of their estate. 7. You are tired of hidden fees at your bank. 8. You have a retirement savings plan. 9. You change jobs. 10. You receive a speeding ticket. 11. You are buying or selling your home. 12. Your driver's license is suspended. 13. Your landlord raises rent in violation of your verbal agreement. 14. Your teenager is accused of shoplifting. 15. You decide to change your name. 16. Your new washing machine doesn't wash. 17. Creditors threaten to take action against you for your ex-spouses debts. 18. A neighb

Reason For Absence!!!!!!!
Howdy to all. I havent been on here for a while as some of you may have noticed. I have been renovating a 1,500 sq ft house all by my self with no help and roughly working 4-6 nights a week at my current job. I put in about 8-12 hours a day on my days off from work in this house that i am renovating. There are pictures in my photos page if you would like to take a look. Please by all means I am not ignoring anyone. The only way to reach me during the day is to call my house phone and they will come and get me. after 7pm by all means call my cell phone if u want to talk to me. I really have tunnel vision when i am doing the work and dont think to call anyone right off the bat. When i get time i will go and rate your profile but as of right now i dont have the time to rate. Please bare with me on this and thanks for understanding. Ray "DJ Booger"

A Reason, A Season Or A Lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, g

The Reason I Need A Vip!
I am trying to post the comments I make so that people can use them, I have ALOT of comments, so I need ALOT of picture Space, hence my request for a VIP. So if Anyone can help me out, I would appreciate it, and would do something for them in return. I do personalized Graphics. And we can work out a trade. ~~BW da Reaper

Reason Why I Love You
Your smile always brightens my day, While your words just blow me away. You make me feel like I can fly like a dove, There's no one else I adore, no one above. You love me when no one else is, When it feels like my life is over, you say I LOVE YOU and it all turns to bliss. You give me the confidence to go on...making no more sadness, Loving me...throwing away all of the badness. You're always there by my side, When I fall, your arms are open wide. Your love sets me free, So finally you can see the real me. Your heart lets me wish on stars, That someday I can be wherever you are. Late at night when I look up at the moon, The only thing I seem to think about is you. There's only one thing that I will never forget, And that's the day we finally met. When I gaze into your eyes, I know your the one that will never tell me any lies. I hate those nights when I'm trapped in a cell when all I can do is think about you, But then I feel free when I know y

Reason And Passion
Your soul is oftentimes a battlefield, upon which your reason and your judgment wage war against passion and your appetite. Would that I could be the peacemaker in your soul, that I might turn the discord and the rivalry of your elements into oneness and melody. But how shall I, unless you yourselves be also the peacemakers, nay, the lovers of all your elements? Your reason and your passion are the rudder and the sails of your seafaring soul. If either your sails or our rudder be broken, you can but toss and drift, or else be held at a standstill in mid-seas. For reason, ruling alone, is a force confining; and passion, unattended, is a flame that burns to its own destruction. Therefore let your soul exalt your reason to the height of passion; that it may sing; And let it direct your passion with reason, that your passion may live through its own daily resurrection, and like the phoenix rise above its own ashes. I would have you consider your judgment and

Reason For Leaving
subject: what has happen ? i have thought long and hard on this i may still not made a decision ever since the new feature on the bartab there has been alot less traffic on my blogs i have enjoyed reading comments on my blogs now some dont see when i have posted their bartab is scrolled so fast they missed it this has made it more boring to be here i dont know if this is a goodbye or not i have tried reading mumms more now and these have been changing too many have noticed the slow down when ever you post your pictures your friends dont know you did so your picture doesnt get rated so you post a mumm to announce i'm still experimenting with other things maybe there is a way to rid the boredom what has happen to lost cherry what has happen to cherry tap what has happen to fubar f-u-b-a-r must stand for something tired also of all the hate that has developed i dont know what it is ? jealousy if it is the fighting about ratings its fighting about

The Reason I Have Been Mia
missing in action. I am sorry for those who thought I was around when I wasn't. My grandmother died, she was 89 years old, her late husband was in WWII fought on the beaches. He passed a few years ago. She passed away in her sleep. So I had to go spend time with my family. My grandmother wasn't in my book like other grandparents she was very lade back and cool. Loved to ride on the back of a harley and drink dark beers. she is now in a better place.

A Reason I Havent Been Here Lately....
Hi everybody...... I Know i havent been around lately but have had so much peronal shit happen it was a pretty shitty christmas... then i broke my heel bone and snapped a stack of ligaments in my ankle, and am currently typing this on my lap at my mothers with my half a leg in plaster...as i broke it i had to move back in with my mum..then to top it all off get a load of this.... well i dont know what it is with me and the men i pick... my now ex who cheated on me with a 15 yr old is currently in a relationship with her now...the the stupid shit rings me to tell me his great news.....WHAT A WANKER!!!!!!!!!!! thanx to fubar i found out he cheated and he denied it over and over so when he rang and said he was with this 15yr old i just thought i knew he cheated thats why i ended it... little does he realise all i have to do is call the cops and let them know he is screwing a minor (the age of consent in Oz is 18 yrs when the other person is 30yrs and over) and get him arrested..

16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work...
1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It leads to more honest communications. 3. It reduces complaints about low pay. 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear. 5. It encourages car pooling. 6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, youdon'tcare. 7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 8. It makes fellow employees look better. 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar. 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas. 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break. 15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up. 16. Sitting "Bare a$$" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross

Reason, A Season Or A Lifetime
People come into your life for a Reason, a Season or a Lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person.. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow

The Reason Im Sad...
Im sad because of Stevie, his fubar name at the moment is "No One". I feel that I have to post this blog as a warning and also a cry for help. A lot of you probably have already had brief encounters with him as he hates me talking to any guys.. Let me get this straight, im single. He doesn't own me. But he likes to think he does. He controls a lot.. He is nasty to me, talks to me worse than anyone else ever has. He is (VERY) aggressive to me and swears and shouts at me if I don't pay him every bit of my attention. I guess you're thinking, why don't I just block him and have done with it? He threatens me. He says he will kill himself and he blames me for that, I don't want that.. I don't want to be a cause of that. But then he has said that he will haunt me. It's scary and I feel trapped. I don't care if he gets angry with me and turns into my ex.. for posting this, he needs to be exposed now because he thinks the way he treats me is acceptable but I disagree. Thanks to everyone who has

21 Reasons Why You Love Your Sweetheart
21 REASONS WHY YOU LOVE YOUR SWEETHEART * I can be myself when I am with you. * Your idea of romance is dimlights, softmusic, and just the two of us. * Because you make me feel like,like, like I have never felt before. * I can tell you anything, and you won't be shocked. * Your undying faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive * You and me together, we can make magic. * We're a perfect match. * Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling. * Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead. * You never give up on me, and that's what keeps me going. * You are simply irresistible * I love you because you bring the best out of me. * Your terrific sense of humor * Everytime I look at you, my heart misses a beat * You're the one who holds the key to my heartkeyheart.gif * You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect). * You have taught me the true meaning of

A Reason, A Season, Or A Lifetime
People will come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON, or a LIFETIME. When it becomes clear which is it, you will understand what to do for that person. For a REASON: it is usually to meet a need you have expressed, maybe to assist you during a difficult period in your life, to provide guidance and counsel, to assist you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. After a period of time, the person will end it or you will bring it to a close. The mission has been fulfilled and life contiunes for the both of you down seperate paths. One day, these paths may cross again. For a SEASON: the person allows you to share, grow, and learn, bringing a sense of peace or laughter into your life. They provide you with joy and you get to share pains together when the heart is broken and in need of repair. Two lives have become close and that memory will live on for the both parties. This continues to grow and can move on to a more personal stage between the two. A LIFETIME: relati

The Reason For My Name
Yo. My screen name was NOT TURNED to numbers by STAFF. I did it. Okay? I like it that way. Wanna talk about me now? WRITE down my screen name. YEESH! Do you have a PROBLEM with me being NUMBERS? Agh. Take it up with the DA's office on Monday!

The Reason
i'm not a perfect person there's many things i wish i didn't do but i continue learning i never meant to say those things to you and so i have to say before i go that i just want you to know i've found a reason for me to change who i used to be a reason to start over new and the reason is you i'm sorry that i hurt you it's something i must live with every day i know the pain i put you through i wish that i could take it all away and be the one who catches all your tears thats why i need you to hear i've found a reason for me to change who i used to be a reason to start over new and the reason is you and the reason is you i'm not a perfect person i never meant to say those things to you and so i have to say before i go that i just want you to know i've found a reason for me to change who i used to be a reason to start over new and the reason is you i found a reason to show a side of me you didn't know a reason for all that i do and the reason is you

Reasoning
I guess that since I am pretty good at it , I am going to start putting my poetry in blog form . I don't know if anyone will ever read it , but I am going to post it just the same . Here shortly , I'll post my first origional poem as a blog entry , with many more to follow .

A Reason, A Season, A Lifetime
A REASON, A SEASON, A LIFETIME People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they wal! k away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has

The Reason Girls Are Stupid
I've realized why most (not all) girls are stupid. It's the same thing that causes dumb children and might even explain what's wrong with retards. So what could tards, ankle biters and non retarded adult females have in common? Simple – they all scream. A frightening situation happens – you wake up every morning to find you're naked in middle of the street again – this may generate a little fear in some people. When men are scared (not that I'm ever scared...oh hell no, I'm a mans man) we...they....us...go into 'Fight or Flight' mode. Meaning we either kick ass, or run so we don't get our asses kicked. In order to make this quick life or death decision, our body starts pumping adrenaline, our heart rate increases, and we take an immediate quick gasp of air. The extra oxygen improves our eyesight and quick judgment. Within the first second or two we are either swinging our fists at our bastard brother who just jumped out at us, or we're running towards the nearest e

12 Reasons Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents. 2. Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with. 3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names. 4. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 5. Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft. 6. No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal. 7. You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene. 8. If you have to pay for your chocolate, it's not too expensive. 9. Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober. 10. A big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying. 11. You can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers. 12. It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!

Reasons To Forgive
Somebody out there likes me I can see it in your smile. Every time I think of you I know it’s only a matter of time. Before I’ll be looking into those deep sincere eyes And out of this masquerade. You reasure me everything is gonna be fine. I hung no boundaries I feel my spirit shine. I’ve glanced over the precipices Your presence pulls me back. All the good in me Is finally set free. Though I’d love to hold you Give you my affection It’s only right to share this beautiful air without despair. Somebody out there knows me You reflect it in your mind. Something that I may forgive The times when I don’t try. I focus on the positive Remember why I live. Thank you for reminding me Reasons to forgive

Reason
life and reason Glory of lord Rama speaks why he took the form of a human being on being an absolute or unqualified Brahma. Though it is clear as any thing that he assumes form on for the welfare of his devotees but still virtues names stories and forms of lord are all unlimited, innumerable and immeasurable. The cause of his descent can not be precisely stated as lord is beyond the grasp of intellect, mind or speech: such is conviction of saints on for life. Saints, seers, sages and intellects have given their version with laud on the glory of lord with cause of his assuming different form and all have same essence their in that whenever virtues declines and vile and haughty demons multiply and work uniquity that can not be told, when ever Brahmans, cows, gods and earth itself are in trouble, the gracious lord assumes various transcendent forms and relief the distress of the virtuous. Killing the demon acts and reinstates the fairness to life on the verge of truth in all

The Reason
I have gotten myself a job. Yes I said it, A JOB! Sadly I work from 6 am to about 4 pm, and I don't get on the comp in the afternoon/evening... So the only time I will be getting on here is prolly Saturdays. Seeing how Sunday is my computer sabbath. So yeah. Peace, Love, and Monster. Straight from the Church... ~The Ministry of Lost Souls~ aka Kris

Reasons For Sleeping And Waking Up Early.
Reasons for sleeping and waking up early. Evening at 9 - 11pm: is the time for eliminating unnecessary/ toxic chemicals (detoxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This time duration should be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If during this time a housewife is still in an unrelated state such as washing the dishes or monitoring children doing their homework, this will have a negative impact on health. Evening at 11pm - 1am: is the detoxification process in the liver, and ideally should be done in a deep sleep state. Early morning 1 - 3am: detoxification process in the gall, also ideally done in a deep sleep state. Early morning 3 - 5am: detoxification in the lungs. Therefore there will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time. Since the detoxification process had reached the respiratory tract, there is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal process. Morning 5 - 7am: detoxification in the colon

10 Reason To Go To Work Nekked
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 5. You want to see if it's like the dream. 6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 10. No one steals your chair.

The Reason Why I Love You
Your smile always brightens my day, While your words just blow me away. You make me feel like I can fly like a dove, There's no one else I adore, no one above. You love me when no one else is, When it feels like my life is over, you say I LOVE YOU and it all turns to bliss. You give me the confidence to go on...making no more sadness, Loving me...throwing away all of the badness. You're always there by my side, When I fall, your arms are open wide. Your love sets me free, So finally you can see the real me. Your heart lets me wish on stars, That someday I can be wherever you are. Late at night when I look up at the moon, The only thing I seem to think about is you. There's only one thing that I will never forget, And that's the day we finally met. When I gaze into your eyes, I know your the one that will never tell me any lies. I hate those nights when I'm trapped in a cell when all I can do is think about you, But then I feel free when I know y

6 Reasons Not To Mess With Children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without

25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother....
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 2. My mother taught me RELIGION . 'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.' 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . 'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!' 4. My mother taught me LOGIC . ' Because I said so, that's why.' 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . 'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.' 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT . 'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.' 7. My mother taught me IRONY 'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.' 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS . 'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.' 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM . 'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck

10 Reasons To Have Sex
1.Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It?s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don?U dont need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7

10 Reasons Gay Marriage Is Wrong.
10 Reasons Why You May Think Gay Marriage is Wrong 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay. In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all. Women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and t

A Reason, A Season Or A Lifetime
Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.

The Reason That George Bush Was Allowed To Be President...
okay.. waiting for the hate mail.. but tbh, I couldn't give a crap, I thought this was funny (I know not all americans are this unbelievably stupid.. but it's amazing they picked people at random and managed to get so many totally ridiculous answers.. ) Anyhoo.. - those people are the ones that check when you tell them "gullible" isn't in the dictionary. hooray for youtube.. =D

17 Reasons They Should Serve Alcohol At Work...
1.It's an incentive to show up. 2.It leads to more honest communications. 3.It reduces complaints about low pay. 4.Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 5.It encourages car pooling. 6.Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care. 7.It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 8.It makes fellow employees look better. 9.It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 10.Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 11.Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 12.Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at bar. 13.It makes everyone more open with their ideas. 14.Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break. 15.Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked. 16.Employees no longer need coffee to sober up. 17.Sitting "Bare assed" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross.

Reason Behind Contacting Me
hey well if you have ideas or a hidden agenda in coming to FUBAR to precure new souce of potential leads to giving your site details to register to vote, see you, or what ever and involves in the use of Credit /Debit Card Details forget It right now This is One guy that no matter what photos you use or text what ever I will not be Interested in ,in doign so so look for another potential sucker - fool This Guy Is not at all interested in what ever story line ya feed to me OK ya waisting ya time YES i may seem a old fuddy duddy to you but ya dont interest me what so ever ,I have My interest i that i keep personal and only one person here shares that knowledge about me SO in closing this Blog THANKs But NO thankyou

The Reason I Ahve Been Absent
In November I found out the only way I could have children is by doing IVF so I have been emotionally turned upside down.My inlaws paid for the IVF which we do have to pay back.I have started my injections and getting ready for the second set of injections.looking to trasnfer our embryos the first week in may.I will be on bedrest for a few days so will be on more..take care

~ Reason And Passion ~
Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics ~ Reason and Passion ~ Your soul is oftentimes a battlefield, upon which your reason and your judgment wage war against passion and your appetite. Would that I could be the peacemaker in your soul, that I might turn the discord and the rivalry of your elements into oneness and melody. But how shall I, unless you yourselves be also the peacemakers, nay, the lovers of all your elements? Your reason and your passion are the rudder and the sails of your seafaring soul. If either your sails or our rudder be broken, you can but toss and drift, or else be held at a standstill in mid-seas. For reason, ruling alone, is a force confining; and passion, unattended, is a flame that burns to its own destruction. Therefore let your soul exalt your reason to the height of passion; that it may sing; And let it direct your passion with reason, that your passion may live through its own daily resurrection, and like the phoe

A Reason A Season Or A Lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When some one is in your life for a reason, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into our lives for a season, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring

Reasons Why Medieval Times Makes My Rear End Tighten.
Yesterday, being Mother's Day, my mom decided that she wanted to go to Medieval Times with the family. The family includes my adorable grandparents, my favorite cousin and my sister and her dad. I hadn't been to Medieval Times since I was my sister's age, It's been about 15 or so years. I know why I stayed away so long. All I can say is, thank God the bartender took pity on me and had a heavy hand with the Fat Tuesday. I think I killed about 3 drinks in the first half hour and I wasn't buzzed. On to reasons: 1 - The use of phrases like "Good Sir" and "M'Lady" and the fact that their staff is referred to as "wenches" or "squires". The use of these words does not offend me, I just think it's ridiculous. 2 - It seems like a DisneyLand for Dungeon and Dragons buffs. I think I saw enough customers in costumes to re-staff the entire cast, should the need arise. Some people got a little TOO into it. 3 - Half the cast was large and slow. And the girls that were large

The Reason Why "nice Guys" Finish Last
I've been doing some thinking lately, and I've come to a simple conclusion but I stretched it out into another long rant, The reason why it's a long Rant is because You hear it all the time: "He was such a NICE Guy, and she's such a Heartless Bitch for dumping him." I've heard alot of stuff (Including from myself) complaining that women must WANT to be treated like shit, because THEY, the "Nice Guy" have failed repeatedly in relationships. This is akin to the false logic that "Whales are mammals. Whales live in the sea. Therefore, all mammals live in the sea." I was thinking and I realized something: If you have one bad relationship after another, the only common denominator is YOU. Think about it, What's wrong with Nice Guys? The biggest problem is that most Nice Guys (Myself included) are hideously insecure. They are so anxious to be liked and loved that they do things for other people to gain acceptance and attention, rather than for the simply pleasure of giving. You n

The Reason For My Name
hammered people often see double (and i am talking seriosly drunk here) kage bushin no jutsu is a move that is i the anime naruto where the kid makes instant clones of him so let's all get hammmered and fight ninjas WOOT

Reason For Not Accepting New Friend Requests
Lately I have been feeling a lot of stress and because of it my health is being affected. Besides now being really sick I have become really depressed. So because of this I will be on long enough to use my 11s, DJ and return comments then will be logging out. I'm not sure how long this will last but for now better to NOT add new friends to the mix

Reason #9
Because you play along with my silly ideas :P Bottom to top :P ->Darth Goat...: Why, you gonna kiill me? Darth Goat...: well...my hearing ISNT typical, i dont think screaming woudl be necessary, until LATER, that is, heh ->Darth Goat...: I suppose I could scream and make you hear me. Darth Goat...: only if ear shot was a singular qualification; space, and time are the major factors in determining vicinity ->Darth Goat...: However, those qualifications, at this time, do not quite exist, as I am currently on the phone with the IRS, as far as fairly far out of earshot. Darth Goat...: depends on the exact qualifications of vicinity. Within ear shot and less than 5 seconds arrival time form my position, i think WOULD be in my vicinity ->Darth Goat...: But I'm NOT in the same vicinity as you, therefore, the answer is??? Darth Goat...: now this is an interesting perspective, lol. Kina creepy. I only fool around, if j00 were to get your ass in the same vicinity OF

1 Reason Why He Deserved The Pulitzer
When you're sad and when you're lonely and you haven't got a friend Just remember that death is not the end And all that you've held sacred, falls down and does not mend Just remember that death is not the end Not the end, not the end Just remember that death is not the end When you're standing at the crossroads that you cannot comprehend Just remember that death is not the end And all your dreams have vanished and you don't know what's up the bend Just remember that death is not the end Not the end, not the end Just remember that death is not the end When the storm clouds gather 'round you, and heavy rains descend Just remember that death is not the end And there's no one there to comfort you, with a helpin' hand to lend Just remember that death is not the end Not the end, not the end Just remember that death is not the end Oh, the tree of life is growing Where the spirit never dies And the bright light of salvation shines In dark and em

Reason, Season, Or Lifetime
What are you??? Are you a Reason a Season or a Lifetime? Pay attention to what you read. After you read this, you will know the reason it was met for you to read ! People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person. When someone is in your life for a REASON. . . It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part, or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The pray

Reason #8
Because you are saving my life as we speak; and do so on a daily basis. Many times have existed, where your words have turned me back from going through with the process. THAT....is another reason i Love You...

Reasons Why?
Reasons, everyone always wants reasons why I am the way I am. Honestly, I would like to know myself. So I write about what hurts, what feels good, what makes me cry and what makes me feel. I want to know why: I cry. I'm screaming silently inside. I'm happy for a moment and then I lose it. I'm free but I hold back. I hate myself every time I look in the mirror. I drown in my self-pity. I eat a tub of ice cream, then feel so much guilt that I can't move. I am ashamed. I hide from everything. I feel more than I can take. And I just really want to know why I am unable to be whole. Was I born with a failure inside of me that doesn't allow me to change? I spend my days scared. What if I never change? What if there are no reasons at all? What if I am the way I am forever and there is nothing I can do about it. So I look for an answer to make the confusion go away. Everyday I wake up searching with only the hope that someday something will be found that will make this endless longing go away.

The Reason I So Appreciate Those Who Read My Profile.
In e-mail: Skirt Fetish: Thanks for the photo rates! :) Country1982: you welcome sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do u do any private shots?????????? Skirt Fetish: Have you read my profile? Country1982: yes i did but i believe in saying what is on my mind and u are sexually hot and i love giving oral and have the means to travel so i say what is on my mind. sorry if i offended u . have a great wkend! Skirt Fetish: i understand. and im not trying to be rude, but i highly doubt that we will ever be sexual together. :) you have a great weekend as well. Country1982: yes i doubt it 2 but life takes many wierd roads so i never say never. u r still very attractive and sexy good luck in learning golf Skirt Fetish: my answer is still no. please respect that and stop pushing the issue. thank you. THEN In ShoutBox: country1982: i'll stay in touch and who know we might just bump uglies some night! Skirt Fetish: probably not country1982: never say never/ have a great wkend Skirt Fetish: im

20 Reasons Why A Quickie Beats Marathon Sex
1. No repetitive-stress injuries. 2. Knocks out insomnia faster than two tabs of Tylenol PM and a Bud tallboy. 3. Two words: less sweat. 4. On deadline? No problem! 5. Saves on batteries. 6. No guilt associated with saying, "I think it's time for you to go home now." 7. Two more words: stress reduction. 8. Makes for an interesting elevator ride. 9. Won't ruin your lipstick. 10. Great way to kill time while stuck in traffic on the way to the beach (if you don't mind rubberneckers). 11. Sometimes you just don't want your toes sucked. 12. You don't have to worry about remembering your partner's name. 13. Performance anxiety? What's that? 14. It's something to do while talking to your parents on the phone. 15. Doesn't give you enough time to notice he or she smells bad. 16. You don't have to suffer the embarrassment of having an orgasm in front of someone you hardly know. 17. You can have your after-sex cig in the cab. That is, after having s

The Reason I Choose To Stay Single!
This guy, on a different website BEGGED me for head on a daily basis. Even went so far as to ask if he was just too ugly for me, saying things like "What can I do to make you like me. You're so far out of my league, I just want to be with you one time then I'll leave you alone." I turn him down explaining to him that you dont approach a woman for sex that way. Its disrespectful and completely ridiculous, and he should try talking to a woman to get to know HER before he goes trying to get sex from her. So he says.... "well, truth is, the only reason i propose this to you is because your really fat and unattractive. if i were attracted to you, id be nice, charming, kind, funny. but im not interested in going that route with a girl that looks like you. and people tell me that fat whale girls are really good at it. and i just wanted to find out personally." My retort.... "Oh I see. Well Us fat bitches are quite good at everything. But ya see, some of us have a little thing

25 Reasons I Own My Mom Lmmfao
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION . "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL ;. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC . " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

Reason #20
Because you still love me, even though I have a kok. ->Darth Goat...: Again? Fuck, I've been waiting for it... you never do it. Darth Goat...: dont make me sodomize you again ->Darth Goat...: LMAO... only cuz you are one. Darth Goat...: hah, THIS status...is kewl

The Reason The Ocean Is So Salty!!
DYK: the reason why the ocean is so salty is due to whale sperm? yea i said it WHALE SPERM!! Every time a male whale does his woman. about 20gals of sperm misses the target there for making the ocean salty. Every time you accidently drink ocean water- your drinking whale sperm. Some may see it also getting a facial. Any who i wanna say hey to my closest friends for still being there even tho i'm twizted at times!!!

Reason I've Been Gone
Coming back from grand rapids on sunday june 15th a tire blew out on my truck, car went airbourne rolled about 4 times, lost my mom due to the wreck, kids got alot of bumps, bruises. me, i broke my left arm, bruised from head to toe was in icu until wed june 18th then released on thur then had to go to my moms viewing then buried her on friday :( please keep me and my family in ur thoughts and prayers. ty

The Reason Why Me And Xavi Love Eachother So Much...coz We Are Perfect!here Is The Proof
Raluca, your Heart's Desire is 12/3 You love a good time. You are generally happy, friendly, and outgoing. You have a gift for gab. You are very witty, creative, and playful. You inspire and entertain people. You are considered by many a great companion. Many outstanding comedians have this Heart's Desire. You have a good mental and emotional balance and there is little that gets you down. You have a gift for self expression and are drawn to the verbal arts -- writing, acting, singing, and poetry. You may have a great talent in one of these areas. If your creativity is blocked or suppressed, you tend to daydream and fantasize. Your imagination needs a constructive outlet; otherwise, it may run away with you. At the same time, you may have great difficulty expressing your deeper feelings and important personal thoughts. You prefer to stay on the surface, entertaining people with your wit. If you fail to deal honestly with your inner nature, you may succumb to compulsive ta

Reason For Restricted Areas Ffs
AUSTELL, Ga. - A teenager was decapitated by a roller coaster after he hopped a pair of fences and entered a restricted area Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said. ADVERTISEMENT Six Flags officials are uncertain why the unidentified 17-year-old from Columbia, S.C. scaled two six-foot fences and passed signs that said the restricted area was both off-limits and dangerous to visitors, spokeswoman Hela Sheth said in a news release. Authorities were investigating reports from witnesses who said the teenager jumped the fences to retrieve a hat he lost while riding the Batman roller coaster, said Cobb County police Sgt. Dana Pierce. Three security guards were keeping visitors away from the ride on Saturday. Police said the ride was going full-speed when the teen was struck. The ride's top speed is 50 mph, according to the Six Flags Web site. No one riding on the roller coaster was injured, Sheth said. The teen's friend also entered the restricted area but w

56 Reasons To Have Sex
56 Reasons to Have Sex It's not just for tickling your taco. Getting it on is good for the whole enchilada Nicole Blades Do the nasty. Knock boots. Bump uglies. Shag. Schtupp. Boff. Boink. For every silly nickname we use for sex, there's a totally legit reason why you should be having more of it. To prove our point, we've pulled together a comprehensive list of the mind-boggling benefits of hitting the sheets. From boosting your immune system to releasing aggression, here are the many ways it pays to play dirty. 1. Shag your guy's ticker into shape. According to a study at Queens University in Belfast, men who have sex three or more times a week can cut their risk of heart attack in half. 2. According to that same study, regular romps will also halve your man's chances of suffering a stroke. 3. Work off that Rice Krispies Treat without hitting the treadmill. One 30-minute roll in the hay burns about 200 calories. 4. Avoid going postal at work. Nooky helps the brain

Reasons Why
Received a email asking why I have been so un sociable. Well here it is. I am not one to out my buisness, problems let alone talk about them. Very few selected people I feel I can just vent on. So here is the story. My 20 year old son has struggled through problems with drugs and alcohol since the age of 13. I didn't know this until I put him into rehab at the age of 16 that it started out so young. He stayed clean for a year and a half, then he turned the big 18. He figured since he was an adult he wouldn't have mom riding his ass about his drinking or pot smoking. I don't have a problem with partying (occasionally) but when all ur income is being used to support the habit it becomes a problem. I am not here to judge those of you that are users, this is my son I am talking about. Anyways, it has become more of a problem recently that has led to stealing from me etc.... So he was contacted by a army recruiter. Of course all they care about is the 2,000 $ bonus per person that joi

10 Reason's Chocolate Is Better Than...
1. You can get chocolate. 2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 3. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 5. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 6. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good. 7. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 8. With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 9. Good chocolate is easy to find. 10. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

Reasons To Party
REASONS TO PARTY Because it's Friday. Because it's exactly one week later than it was this time last week. Because you want to annoy your neighbors. Because you're tired of playing 'Charades' with yourself. Because you're carrying a party gene. Because you're afraid your lifestyle is too healthy. Because the bank made an error in your favor. Because it hurts too much when you stop. Because the phone company lost your Internet bill. Because you're supposed to be the irresponsible one.

Reason, Season Or Lifetime
I got a very interesting message in my e-mail, sorry its so long, but it touched me so I wanted to share, here goes: People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. So

25 Reasons I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.' 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . 'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!' 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. ' Because I said so, that's why.' 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.' 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.' 7. My mother taught me IRONY 'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.' 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.' 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!' 10. My mother taught me about

Reason For My Poetry (you)
Reason For My Poetry (You) by BlueWolf51© You’re the reason, of my poetry The true meaning behind words True love developing it’s wings Reaching high beyond the birds. I love you for who you truly are For nothing less, For only more Love, A ocean of true emotions Joined together from it’s shores. You’re the inspiration to poetry Even though love, goes beyond The distance words can explain In a poem, prose, or even songs. I love you every step of the way For who you’ve made me today The love I feel, within my heart No words cannot express to say.

Reasons Why Farm Trucks Are Never Stolen
* They have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat, break down or run out of gas. * Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out. * It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab. * It takes too long to start and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision. * The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean. * They're too easy to spot. The description might go something like this: The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc. * The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren't cracked and covered with duct tape. * Top speed is only about 45 mph. * Who wants a truck that needs a year's worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in bodywork, taillights and a windshield. * It's hard to commit a crime with everyone

Reasons I Am Voting Democrat.. Or Rather The Reasons I Personally Am Not..
Reasons I am Voting Democrat- I'm voting Democratic because an inexperienced US Senator gives great speeches that make me feel good. I'm voting Democratic because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. I'm voting Democratic because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't. I'm voting Democratic because I believe three or four elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution through judicial fiat every few days to suit some idealists who would otherwise NEVER get their agendas past the voters. I'm voting Democratic because I don't want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me. I'm voting Democratic because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. I'm voting Democratic because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give

15 Reasons Why Mr Rogers Was The Best Neighbor Ever
This is a really kick ass story I saw on CNN.com earlier today. Here are 15 things everyone should know about Fred Rogers: 1. Even Koko the Gorilla loved him. Most people have heard of Koko, the Stanford-educated gorilla who could speak about 1000 words in American Sign Language, and understand about 2000 in English. What most people don't know, however, is that Koko was an avid Mister Rogers' Neighborhood fan. As Esquire reported, when Fred Rogers took a trip out to meet Koko for his show, not only did she immediately wrap her arms around him and embrace him, she did what she'd always seen him do onscreen: she proceeded to take his shoes off! 2. He made thieves think twice. According to a TV Guide piece on him, Fred Rogers drove a plain old Impala for years. One day, however, the car was stolen from the street near the TV station. When Rogers filed a police report, the story was picked up by every newspaper, radio and media outlet around town. Amazingly, within 48

34 Reasons To Have Sex
34 Reasons to Have Sex Sex and Health: Do the nasty. Knock boots. Bump uglies. Shag. Schtupp. Boff. Boink. For every silly nickname we use for sex, there's a totally legit reason why you should be having more of it. To prove our point, we've pulled together a comprehensive list of the mind-boggling benefits of hitting the sheets. From boosting your immune system to releasing aggression, here are the many ways it pays to play dirty. Shag your guy's ticker into shape. According to a study at Queens University in Belfast, men who have sex three or more times a week can cut their risk of heart attack in half. According to that same study, regular romps will also halve your man's chances of suffering a stroke. Work off that Rice Krispies Treat without hitting the treadmill. One 30-minute roll in the hay burns about 200 calories. Curb irritability. "Tactile stimulation soothes nerves," says Evelyn Resh, M.P.H., certified nurse midwife and director of health services at

Reasons Why
1. She knows how to make me smile and laugh 2. Loves me for who I am 3. Shows me how much she loves me 4. Cares about me 5. Shows me compassion 6. Shows me respect 7. Is trustworthy 8. Doesn't let her fears take over 9. Supports me in all my dreams 10. Wants the best from me 11. Knows when I am in a good mood or bad mood 12. Knows how to cheer me up 13. Wants to make us work 14. Willing to start a family and be a family 15. Goes after what she wants 16. Understands me 17. Wants me to go after the best in me. 18. Makes me feel wanted 19. Makes me feel loved 20. Makes me feel needed