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Funny Thing About Love Is......
Its like when we... when we fall in love, we take a chance that we might get hurt... but we choose to do it anyway. ~ Quote from a movie Its true... ever think about that.. when we take that chance and let ourselves fall in love, we take a chance of being hurt, being hurt so much that we cant see past the pain that it is causing at that moment. You might feel like your whole world is coming apart and you cant stand to hear or speak to that person again, but those that have been there... take a deep breathe, wipe away the tears and make your heart cold and shut off all over again. When you have felt that pain for the last time and you promise yourself that its going to be the last time you feel the pain ever again, never love ever again and just live life without love... it can open your eyes to the fact that... that maybe love was not meant for you... or not meant to be at all...

Funny
It`s funny how hello always ends with a goodbye, it`s funny how good memories can start to make you cry. It`s funny how forever never really seems to last, it`s funny how much you`d lose if you forgot about your past. It`s funny how friends can just leave you when you`re down, it`s funny how when you need someone they`re never around. It`s funny how people change and think they`re so much better, it`s funny how many lies can be packed in one "love letter". It`s funny how people forgive even though they can't forget, it`s funny how one night can contain so much regret. It`s funny how ironic life turns out to be but the funniest part of all, none of that`s funny to me.

Funny
Barak Obama meets with the Queen of England.He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?""Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Obama frowns "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent? "The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please sendTony Blair in here, would you?"Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brotherand it is not your sister. Who is it?"Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me.""Yes! Very good," says the Queen. Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president, the same question."Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your

Funny Shit
Oil Change Instructions For Women: Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometers since the last oil change. Drink a cup of coffee , read free paper. 15 minutes later, pay bill leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $40.00 Coffee: $2.00 Total: $42.00 Oil Change Instructions For Men: Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a cheque for $50.00. Stop by the Bottle Shop and buy a slab of beer, write a cheque for $40, drive home. Open a beer and drink it. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. Find jack stands under caravan. In frustration, open another beer and drink it. Place drain pan under engine. Look for 9/16 box end wrench. Give up and use crescent wrench. Unscrew drain plug. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Curse and swear. Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off face

A Funny Joke :)
Bill is a nice guy who has a great job, a nice house, and is generally a happy guy. Everything is going along fine, until one day as he gets out of bed, he hears a voice in his head… “Quit your job. Sell your House. Go to Las Vegas.” He kind of shakes his head and ignores this voice, finishes getting ready, and heads for work. The next morning at the exact same time, he hears the voice again… “Quit your job. Sell your House. Go to Las Vegas.” He again shrugs it off and ignores it, and heads for work. This continues every day that week, over and over. “Quit your job. Sell your House. Go to Las Vegas.” The next week, this voice comes every hour… “Quit your job. Sell your House. Go to Las Vegas.” “Quit your job. Sell your House. Go to Las Vegas.” He’s getting a bit worried and beginning to doubt his sanity, but continues to ignore it. The week after that, the voice comes every minute. “Quit your job. Sell your House. Go to Las Vegas.” “Quit your job. Sell your

Funny One Liners
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A closed mouth gathers no foot. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. A day without sunshine is like, night. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. All generalizations are false, including this one. All men are idiots, and I married their King. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Always try to be modest and be proud of it! Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.Assassins do it from behind. Atheism is a non-prophet organ

Funny Questions And Thoughts
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?What is Satan's last name?Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?Do they bury people with their braces on? How far east can you go before you're heading west?How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just

Funny Status Messages I've Used...
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time..... Just been to the Doctor's to find out why I have some grass & a tree growing out of my head.Turns out I have a beauty spot... I was walking home last night when some imbecile threw cheese at me.I thought to myself, that's not very mature...! I went to the airport, walked up to the desk and started flapping my arms like a bird and making clucking noises.The woman behind the counter said to me, "No sir, this is 'Check-in'"...!! I came home one day to find my missus dressed up in a French Maid's outfit.I was really disappointed...the house was still in right mess..! I got a new job answering the phone in a clinic that treats people that suffer from jaundice.When people ring up I say, "yellow?"...!! I just rang Pizza Hut and ordered a Thin 'n Crusty Supreme for delivery.When I opened the door they'd sent me Diana Ross...!

Funny City Names
I am bored, and this is a subject everyone can have fun with... so I looked up funny city names on google and what do ya know, theres a site dedicated to just this... Funny city names from around the world...heres a few, some of which are well known already 1. Fucking (Austria)2. French Lick (Indiana, USA)3. Boring (Oregon, USA)5. Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)6. Why (Arizona, USA) I am bored, and this is a subject everyone can have fun with... so I looked up funny city names on google and what do ya know, theres a site dedicated to just this... Funny city names from around the world...heres a few, some of which are well known already 7. Blowhard (Australia)8. Fart (Virginia, USA)9. Climax (Michigan, USA)10. Truth Or Consequences (New Mexico, USA)11.Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (Wales). The translation of the name is ' St. Marys Church in the Hollow of the White Hazel Near to the Rapid Whirlpool of Llantysilio of the Red Cave'.The name was gi

Funny...
> The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation. > > The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rear. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. > > It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. > > Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall. > > Please pass this important

Funny Shit + A Shitty Person
Watch out for this member. Apparently if she doesn't get her way, you can fuck yourself! Pathetic!!! http://www.fubar.com/1990913 Go to my funny folder to see the convo. It's short, but funny lol

Funny Guy
My 15 year old son is cleaning off the top of my dresser in an attempt to kiss up to me so I will give him my Razor phone to use since his is messed up. He found some Campho-Phenique and yells "Hey mama, you still need this camp a hoe stuff?" He makes me laugh like no one else can

Funny Stuff
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.Upon her Return, her Father cussed her. 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line?Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what yer put yer old Mother thru?'The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute....' 'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a Disgrace to this good Catholic family.''OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a £5 million savings Certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club.......................... (takes a breath).............And an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and......' 'Now, what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. Girl, crying again, 'Sni

The Funniest Damn Dream I've Ever Had
So it started off by me getting my hair done in a really weird way... like it looked like i had bunny ears coming out of my head and a bowl cut in the middle with a second poofed up bowl cut above it... Then i had to fight crime? I don't really remember that part.I got back home and Max was with Mike setting up a stage in my garage, which was empty. If you've been in my garage you'd know it couldn't be further from empty. Anyway they were setting up a brand new wood stage and getting ready for a small concert in my garage. While simultaneously taking care of someone's baby. I don't know who's it was but it was a little baby girl and they were taking turns playing with her until her mom came back. I was watching all of this from a couch toward the end of the garage just about on the driveway. I was also being really lazy and not helping. So then the focus went from them setting up to what I was doing with my computer. I decided to sit back and watch this porn I had picked up somewhere.

Funny Email Fw:
omg, this is one of the funniest thing iv read in awhile enjoy From: Jane GillesDate: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Overdue accountDear David, Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding. Yours sincerely, Jane GillesFrom: David ThorneDate: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pmTo: Jane GillesSubject: Re: Overdue accountDear Jane, I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter. Regards, David.From: Jane GillesDate: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07amTo: David ThorneSubject: Overdue accountDear David, Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confir

Funny Jokes
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch' MAKES ME LOUGH EVERY TIME ENJOY

Funny Stuff
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one was caught in the SGV Tribune the other day. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No crap, really? Ya think? Police Begin Campaign

Funny Quotes.. Got More You Want Added Mail Me..
SO feel free to flood my inbox if u have a funny you want added to this list.. I found this as someones status on facebook and crackd up.. Whoever came up with the ad, "Have a happy period!" needs to be force-fed Midol, taken outside, & shot with tampons!!!"

Funny How ..
funny how .. you were so nice yesterday .. when you are trying to get something so kind , so sweet then today you act like a totally differet person .. even if were not together any more ,theres no reason to cuss at me like im ur dog .. no reason to try to boss me around .. it only makes me more sure in the long run , i made the right decision.. were both hurting yet i choose to be as kind as i can .. i understand your angry , but you have no claim on me now ... you have power to coherse me in any way .. quit messing with my head .. a big sigh ... i just shake my head for now .. at loss for how to make the situation better .. good luck X .. let you find someone who suits you much better theni ever did ...

Funnies
DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGSTwo guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, andFamily values.Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'___________________________________________A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did myIntelligence come from?'The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother,Cause I still have mine.'___________________________________________'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce CourtJudge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,''That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now andThen I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'___________________________________________A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room,Took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wifeAt all.''Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a

Funny!
WHY I'M DEPRESSED Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised Land!" Nearly seventy-five years ago (when Welfare was introduced), Roosevelt said "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a Camel, THIS is the Promised Land!" Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, Taxed your asses. raised the price of Camel's and mortgaged the Promised Land I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care plans, the failing economy,the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Securityretirement funds, etc...I called a suicide hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....

Funny
I'm a modern man, a man for the millenniumDigital and smoke-freeA diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction who's politically and anatomically ecologically incorrectI've been up-linked and down-loaded, I've been in-putted and out-sourcedI know the up-side of down-sizing, I know the down-side of up-gradingI'm a high-tech low-lifeA cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal, multi-tasker and I can give ya a gigabyte in a nanosecondI'm new-wave but I'm old-school and my inner child is outward-boundI'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customerI'm voice-activated and bio-degradableI interface in my database, my database is in cyberspaceSo I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactiveBehind the eight-ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelopeI'm on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugsI got no need for coke and speed, I got no urge to binge and purgeI'm in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top but

Funny Story
A Great Senior Moment! Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent inter-action between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a D. C. airport. There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets, on the evils of America . I politely declined to take one. The elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice the young lady said, "Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq?" The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in Vietnam. All three died so a bitch like you could have the right to stand here and badmouth our country. If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it." GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!

Funny Kid Experiences That I Often Have
June 30, 2008 Today while walking back from Target when I was in the street next to The Habit a 3 or 4 year old girl inside The Habit was eating and then she put down her food, turned her head so that she was looking straight at me thru the window, lightly tapped onto the window glass a few times, and then waved at me. I looked around and I didn't see another living soul (human or animal) out in the open in my general direction so it's clearly that she was trying to get my attention. Her dad was looking at me and at his daughter with the "What the f*ck?" look on his face.When I was working at Sears when I was going onto my break kids around 3 or 4 years old would go out of their way to give me attention by saying "Hi!" or saying something else. Alot of them didn't even see me and they would turn their heads to me so they'll be looking straight at me and start saying "Hi!" to me. 1 guy on the escalator was looking back and forth at me and his son with the "What the f*ck?"

Funnies My Boys Say!
last week my youngest asks his brother.. do you ever have headaches? The oldest says..not much. The youngest says..I do..must be because I have a larger Brain! 2nd story..just done tonight.. we were watchin national lampoons vacation...theres a part in the movie where the boy is in his cousins room..they are looking at playboy magazines.. the cousin says..These magazines come in very handy..i use the alot The boy says.."how" anyways..my oldest who is 12 says.. how do they come in handy? how does he use them? Youngest says.."he reads them..duh!" as for me..other than laughing..I just went along with the youngest..I mean..seriously..how do you explain? LOL. Oldest is getting of age..but still clueless! :D

Funny Cat... Oct 31st, 2008...
Jameson my crazy cat October 31st, 2008... I woke up last night because I heard a noise. I looked over at where the noise was coming from and I saw Jameson, my cat, pulling my socks out of the drawer and dropping them into the small trash can below. He had about 9 pairs of socks pulled out of the drawer. He was trying to build a nest in my sock drawer. LOL... I was annoyed but it was pretty funny. Dumb cats. I guess I just have to make sure I close my drawers all the way next time. Bad lazy Al!

Funny How..
...much you can accomplishment when your efforts will reward you with more personal time. Such was the case with this trip. Touched down and checked in last night without complication. Even the rental car company had no mishaps to offer. The hotel gave me a location most atop the hill, with a lil better view of the valley, the very end room top floor in fact, so I wound up with a bay window sitee because the balcony ends at my door. The matre'd remebered me, and loaded me up with vouchers for dinner and drinks, or I guess thats why, because I didnt get that treatment loast stay. Nice. It was pretty cool meeting with vendors that Ive interfaced with considerably, who have become acquainted with me only in a text spoken or phone environment. Interesting for them as was me. Im quite sure I was nothing like the image they had conjured from my business personality lol. Whatever it may have been, they seemed at ease by what I turned out to be, and things went really smoothly. There wer

Funny Shit
This is for those that think they can start shit .go ahead and be a hater because with out you haters,life wouldnt be interesting.So please do continue trying your best because me and my hubby are just gonna set back and relax.so please do injoy looking at my profile and try to do what ye will . but lifes a bitch and eventually karma will come for you.

45 Funny Thoughts On Life
More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. That’s enough, Nickelback. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you m

Funny Story(stolen From Dee)
This is so funny... Have some tissue near by, you may need it This is long, but worth the read.....too funny...Why do men have to be so macho!? ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I

Funny Story(stolen From Dee)
This is so funny... Have some tissue near by, you may need itThis is long, but worth the read.....too funny...Why do men have to be so macho!?ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THISJust try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversarysubmitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparkedmy interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking fora little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no longterm adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time toretreat to safety...??WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought ithome... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed thebutton. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if Ipushed the button and pressed

Funny Shit
A fly was flying along when he saw a stream wth a rock. He thought if i land on that rock i will have me a good rest, but he didn't see the fish in the water . The fish said if the fly comes down and lands on the rock i will have me a fly supper, but the fish didn't see the bear behind him. The bear said if the fly goes down, the fish will come up and i will have a fish supper, but the bear didn't see the man behind him. The man said if the fly goes down, the fish will come up and the bear will go down and i will stand up and shoot the bear and i will have a bear skin rug, but the man didn't see the rat behind him. the rat said if the fly goes down, the fish will come up, the bear will go down, the man will stand up and the cheese sandwhich will fall out of his pocket and i will have a cheese sandwhich supper, but the rat didn't see the cat behind him. The cat said if the fly goes down, the fish will come up, the bear will go down, the man will stand up, the rat will go down and i will

Funny Stuff!!
Last May, Boudreaux married an attractive woman, Lola, half his age. After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Pierre Part.The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Momma and Daddy would fan a cow with a big towel that was having any difficulty breeding. This would cool her down and make her relax.So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, and then climax.So the couple hired a strong young man from the big city of Houma to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.After many efforts, Lola still had not climaxed! They w

Funny How Everyone Feels This Way At Some Point
This is for the Broken Hearted.......I know how you feel....Empty, Btrayed and no Happiness what so ever. You dont want to laugh cause you know its not going to help, But you dont want to cry, Because you know it will make you feel worse. You feel Like your Heart is falling apart, But Not only that, You know soon your life is going to feel like its falling apart too. You dont think it will ever end, and no matter what this person has done to you, it feels impossible to stop loving them. And everyone wonders, why if they hurt you, do you still love them so much. Thats the confusing part, You dont know why, You just do. " The Person who has the best capacity to make you the happiest, May give you the worst heartache you can imagine." YOU were the BEST and WORST thing for ME. And then after a few weeks you feel a sense of relief, Like your getting happy again, But you know inside your just going into denial. I keep telling myself that i dont miss you, I dont love you, May

Funny Time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw "lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin" I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. name was Russell.Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Well I find it's quite a thrillWhen she grinds me against her willYes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls li

Funny Thing Son Said, Then I Went Off Topic Complaining
so my son's teacher emailed me to tell me that my son said " sometimes when my mom is too tired after work, she just makes us macaroni and cheese with cat food in it" and the teacher put LOL. I told the teacher it was spam!! the teacher replied said ..."I know what he was talking about, this is NYC" lol I tell ya...now a days things can get blown out of proportion lol...imagine if CPS knocked on my door to see if i was feeding my kids cat food lol...I am a single mom of 3 and it is not easy!!! I do not qualify nor do i want assistance of any kind, I work my butt off and every cent I make is for them. Living in the city aint cheap...AT ALL....you know what sucks even more? is the after school program...they could stay until 5:30 but I dont qualify it is only for low income families. HELLO - if they are a couple and only 1 is working why cant the one that isnt working get their kid from school on time??? I think that single working moms should get a chance for that!! cause i have to pay

Funneh Me. *shrugs*
It's gotta be me. I just has to be. I scare them away, or something. LOL. I always thought I was pretty rad...I have a huge heart and a huge ass...whats not to love? LMAO. Meh, Ya win some... Ya lose some. Tis life.

The Fun Never Ends As Long As I'm Buying.
So, I recently set out to prove a point to myself, that fubar, and 90% of the so called friends I and everyone else ahve on it, only notice if you got bling, and notice I put 90% I have found a few wonderful friends on fubar that I wouldn't change for the world or trade for millions of dollars. but... Amazing right after you purchase that god mode bling, and you look at the blue circle with the lightning bolt and wonder... wtf happened to the cross? Probably some religious freak bitched and moaned until it got changed... but anyway, I remeber saying to myself do I really, really want to spend this money on this? And that is the biggest thing to me, this is actual money that I could be shoving in my pocket and scratching my nuts with, but hey I bought it, I was cool with it, and I set out to have my fun. And i was right, the minute I turned it on, my bar tab lit up again like it used to all the other times, and I was liked, and I was rated, and I ahd beggers in my shout box, "I am

Funnies
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound-mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go

Funny
A few days ago someone asked me who I thought was the funniest commedian ever. Since I love to laugh, almost all commedians are funny to me. But I put a list of top 5, it's purely subjective but in case I'm ever asked again, I can just give them them the link. 1. Richard Pryor. This man, hands down, is the funniest commedian in the history of the profession. Black, white, yellow, red. No matter what he did or said, it was funny to the point of hurting stomach muscles from laughing so hard. 2. Jonathan Winters. He simply just cracked me up. 3. Bill Cosby. By far he is the greatest story teller ever. I remember listening to his albums when I was a kid and smiling so hard my cheeks would hurt. Doesn't hurt that he's also a huge supporter of child education. 4. Robin Williams. "Lunatic" 5. Louis Black. Satire, sarcasm, a true comedic genius with the intensity of a psychotic serial killer. Like I said, it's truly subjective and many of you probably will just say "ok, they'r

Funny
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Indiana...If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Indiana. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Indiana. If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Indiana. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who di.........aled a wrong number, you may live in Indiana. If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Fort Wayne for the weekend, you may live in Indiana. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Indiana. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Indiana. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked

A Funny New Years Eve Conversation
i was in the midst of revelry, you know, catching up with old friends, drinking copious amounts of libations, when a woman walked up to me, and asked me if i knew that my ex was getting married? it had to have been the expression on my face, because she immediately starting offering apologies for having broken such an impacting item. " don't be sorry for me', i told her, "feel sorry for that poor dumb sob!!"

Funnies
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon."Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked."Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?""No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?""No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."

Funny How Shit Goes After You Break Up
Well I know I have not done a blog in a long time but no one really reads this shit anyway. This is more for myself than anything. Do not expect it to be really read as most people on here are not real friends anyway, even any of the over 1,000 people on my "friends list". What a fucking joke that is. Hardly anyone on my "friends list" even talks to me. Everyone is so worried about leveling and all kinds of other stupid shit than actually getting to know you. Man I sure do miss the old fubar back when it was CherryTap. At least then I may of only had a couple hundred people on my friends list but most of us actually talked to each other. Been thinking about just deleting a ton of people that I never talk to or who never talk to me or just deleting my whole account and just keeping my Facebook account. At least I have real friends on there...plus most of my family on there as well. So broke up with my long-time girlfriend and it is funny how now I am bei

Funny
A guy went into an antique shop. he found a brass rat.. asked the clerk, how much for the rat? the clerk said $10 for the rat, $200 for the story. he said forget the story, I'll just take the rat. as he was walking down the road he noticed a rat following him, soon that rat was joined by dozens of rats and eventually hundreds and thousands of rats. the guy started to run. he ran to the sea and threw in the brass rat as far as he could throw it. the multitude of rats all jumped into the sea too and drowned. the man returned to the shop. the clerk said, soooo, you want the story now? no said the man, but do you have any brass Democrats?

Funny Shit
I find it funny how others can run their mouths about other people instead of going to them and asking them. Also what i find funny is last thing i checked this was an adult site and not a high school site. If you want to be a person back in school then i suggest that you go back to school and leave the adults alone. This bs of talking shit about someone doing shit in real needs a reality check real is real online is just that online and its all out of fun but when you act like a fucken kid then you should find something else to do with your life and stop talking shit about others or making them chose who the fuck they are gonna hang with grow the hell up and act your age and not some paranoid baby who needs a tit all the time.

Funny Email I Got
The "Middle Wife" by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacherI've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is prettytame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.She holds up a snapshot of an infant. "This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.""First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and

Funny Story...
So I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the

Funny Jokes N N Phrases..
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.Ron WhiteRead more athttp://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html#hbUjqcczlAoUEDM0.99 By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.Richard DawkinsRead more athttp://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html#hbUjqcczlAoUEDM0.99

Funny But True
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your ca

Funny Face - Donna Fargo
Funny face, I love you Funny face, I need you My whole world's wrapped up in you When the road I walk seems all uphill And the colors in my rainbow turn blue You kiss the tears away You smile at me and say "Funny face (funny face) I love you" Funny face, I love you Funny face, I need you These are the sweetest words I've ever heard Funny face, don't leave me Funny face, believe me My whole world's wrapped up in you And when I hurt your feelings as I sometimes do And I say those mean things that we know are not true You forgive my childish way You hold me close and say "Funny face (funny face) I love you" Funny face, I love you Funny face, I need you These are the sweetest words I've ever heard Funny face, don't leave me Funny face, believe me My whole world's wrapped up in you Funny face, I love you Funny face, I need you FADE These are the sweetest words I've ever heard Funny face, don't leave me

Funny
I think it's really funny that someone who doesn't know me or attempted to say at least hi, blocked me.. I didn't do nothin and don't bother people on here but that's cool. No sweat off my back. I know there's been several other people on here who's gone through the samething. Everyone's got a right to pickand choose, some are more free with it than others.

Funng
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Funny
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well,

Funny As Hell
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, thatI grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...But there you are, another lie,I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dreamShould have known there was no Anaconda lurking in thoseJeans!Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!I will survive! I will survive!Cuz as long as I have batteries,My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex,With a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,Now I'm savi

Fun On The Road
fun on the road from hether in wi When my husband and I travel I like to tease him when it gets later at night and he is starting to get tried of driving. I carry my vibrator in the glove compartment, when it would get dark I would pull it out, lay back the seat and masturbate for him. This would keep him awake and me ready for when we got to our destination. Last year we were traveling with a couple of friends, Megan and James. We were on our way to a conference, after we were heading different directions so we took two vehicles. At one of the stops along the way to get a donut and coffee we decided to switch partners. Megan joined me in our van, while James and my husband took their car. James being a faster driver they were soon out of sight with a couple of hours of driving yet to our destination. We gabbed and laughed as the sun started to go down. Over the hum of the road I heard a gasp from the passenger seat; I looked over to see the glove box open and Megan holding my

Fun On The Weekend!
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me." Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling finally started going down just enough where he could see her a little bit out of the corner of his left eye.

The Fun Of It All....
Games have come along way since Twister and Monopoly...Thx to technology we can game with others from far far away....Im a online gamer...I play just about any game there is..I personally prefer FPS or RTS...Im glad online gaming exist cause if it dindt I wouldnt have much of life...sad to say I know but fact!...Anyone who reads this and is a online gamer contact me and lets hash out what games you play...Im looking for some gaming buddies...I also play online chess for those of you who play...I hope to hear from someone soon...Thx for reading GAME ON!!!!! Gochief

The Fun Of Getting Old.
I came to the realization today that I'm no longer able to bounce back from getting bucked off horseback. That just busted my youthful feeling bubble. Wouldn't have been so bad, but he had the thoughtfulness to graze my back twice with his hooves, while I was under his belly. Yes, when I got up I was rather pissed to the gills. So much so that I didn't feel any pain. It's been 3hrs since it happened and the pain is starting to set in for the night. I don't think I was hurt bad, but mostly it was my pride. Now to wait for all the pretty bruises to pop out and shine for all to see. Next time I'm feeling like a teenager, I'm gonna get in my car and just cruise up to town with my music up loud. Hopefully that will help me remember not to get pitched off the back of a horse again.

Fun Or Not
WHEN U JOIN SOMETHING LIKE FUBAR U HOPE TO MAKE FRIENDS PEOPLE U CAN TALK TO AND HAVE FUN WHY THERE BRING THERE REAL LIFE DRAMA HERE WHO KNOW I DONT NEED TO KNOW UR LIFE OR WANT TO HERE FOR FUN THEN U HAVE SOMEONE WHO HAS NO BALLS TO TELL U SOMETHING EVEN OVER THE INTERNET THAT HE HAS TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE DO HIS DIRTY WORK THEN THE PEOPLE U THOUGH WERE UR FRIENDS STAB U IN THE BACK AND WONT TALK TO U THINK U NEED TO LOOK AT THE PERSON U STAND BEHIND BECAUSE HE`S NOT BEHIND U AS U CAN SEE OTHERS HAVE FOUND OUT TOO OH DONT TURN UR BACK ON HIM HE`LL TRY TO FUCK U

Fun Or Money...
Well...I *WAS* supposed to go out to the swinger club tonight but I was called in to work. So lets see...money or fun...money or fun...hmmm??? MONEY! I need money more than I need fun. So my weekend free pass was worth nothing because I have to work Sunday afternoon too. I do need some fun...but I need money more. Maybe I can see about Tuesday or Wednesday. I dont kno. Just bummed. Very bummed.... I hope everyone else enjoyed their weekend. Just kno there are people who couldnt have a good one. LOL. Yes I am bitching. Yes I kno its my own fault for answering the phone, but I have to bitch damn it! I need some fun. Been asked to go out on Tuesday...we shall see. Plus there are alot of other things going on right now. Lets just say I hit a depression rock. I feel worthless, useless and a piece of shit. I often wonder why I even bother to exist sometimes. Why I am taking up everyone elses oxygen? I am not my normal self thats for sure. I need to do something f

Fun Or War?
OK, I just had something really..... odd happen to me. I am still quite in shock, and I honestly do not understand it. Since I have been on Fubar, I have visited many lounges and I am even a member of a few. OK, here is what happened. I went into Studio 54. I have went in there many times. BAM, I get booted. I am like what the heck? I get a message from the owner Achilles, stating I am not welcome in his lounge because I am a member of Dirty Little Secrets. Wow! I mean Wow! I am like totally in shock! Anyone who knows me, knows, that I am the kind of person who goes into lounges for fun and enjoyment, NOT DRAMA! So to all my friends who are members of Studio 54, I just want you to know why you won't see me back in there again. I was told I am not welcome because I work for DLS! It was always great chatting with you, but at ACHILLES wish, I will not go back..... now nor would I think I would want to! Hugs, Dee

Fun On The River
We would have made a great lunch for the devilish beast, but gods willing this wasn't to be our fate. It was a beautiful day for playing in the water, especially near the sandbar by Pineda Causeway. This was a special time in a special place. When the tide was just right and the weather was nice, the sandbar would have a great length above the water. It was almost like a tiny beach with little baby sized waves crashing gently on its shore. I always loved exploring this little treasure trove of childhood adventure land. We used to play Swiss Family Robinson and Robinson Crusoe. It was a place where imagination had a wonderful boost from nature to kick things into high gear. One particular adventure was in our old canoe. During low tide the water could get so shallow in spots that even the canoe could run hard aground. My sister and I were out with our dad just enjoying the beauty of the day on the water. Dad seemed nervous at one point and started rowing a little more earnestly tha

Fun Of Wife And Friend
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Fun-----parties!
Are you ready to get the girls together for a fun night? Hosting your own ADULT-FUN-PARTY! It is simple and it's FREE! I'll send you a hostess packet with invitations and then you just have to invite eveyone that you know. You will be so amazed at how many of your friends will say yes that they will come right away! That shows you how much fun these parties really are. I will bring the party to you. You just have to let me know the date and time and the place and I will be there ready to show you and your friends a good time! I will set up a table with some of our products that we offer. You and your friends will get to sample some of our wonderful products, you will get to taste, touch, smell and feel some of our products. Also I will have lingerie set up as well for you and you guest to look threw and even try on.We will play a game or two, Hey who knows you might learn a thing or two or maybe I will! Ordering is done discreetly in private so no one has to know wha

Fun @ Pinkies!
Join DJ SexyPinkMilf in Pinkie's... You are invited to join the Hottest Upscale Lounge on fubar. Be sure to click the banner below Join us Have fun Get Wet!! (repost of original by 'Phenomenal Woman/Pinkie~.:.~Owner of Pinkie's WET Lounge~.:.~' on '2007-11-03 16:34:52')

25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met. 2) Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people kind of almost drown today. 3) Ask people if they have seen your pet shark. 4) Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys. 5) Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim. 6) Hit strangers with your flutter board. 7) Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you. 8) Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....'' 9) Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move. 10) Swim near someone and go ''Shoot! I knew I shouldn't have had so much lemonade before I came here.'' 11) Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool. 12) Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!'' 13) Scream as someone is jumping off of a diving board. 14) Laugh at fat people in swimsuits. 15

Fun Party Bears To Give
I couldnt help but share this terriblly funny find. It would make a great gag gift, or over the hill gift or just a good gift from one smart ass to another. LOL http://www.ballsybear.com/ Ballsy Bear® says: "I've got a stiffy that just won't quit!" "Kiss my %$*@ing ass!" "I swear. She told me she was 18!" "Squeal like a pig!" "I got your warm and fuzzy right here!" "You know what they say, baby. The bigger the belly, the sweeter the juice!" "Whoa! Acid flashback!" "What part of f&#k off don't you understand?" "Squeal like a pig!" "Blow me!" ...and over 10 more lewd things! Bitchy Bear® says: "Go f%$k yourself!" "My dog's got a bigger dick than that!" "Until they make diet semen, I refuse to swallow." "I've got PMS and a gun. Any questions?" "Oh, eat sh#t!" "On your knees, boy!" "I've got a strap-on. Let's see how you like it." "F%$k off and die!" "I smell pussy-whipped!" "I've got PMS and a gun. Any questions?" "Are you in yet?" ...and 11 more nasty

Fun Quiz
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100%Bondage100%Biting92%Blood75%Whips67%Blind Folds42%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Fun Quizzes
You Are Grape You are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that. People know you as a straight shooter. You're very honest, even when the truth hurts. You are also very grounded and practical. No one is going to sneak anything by you. People enjoy your fresh approach to life. And it's this honesty that makes you a very innovative person. What Color Purple Are You? Men See You As Desirable Men often find you immediately attractive and sensual You're honesty is refreshingly beautiful ... it draws guys in You are also able to be open with your feelings with no emotional baggage Packing light means you enjoy new relationships easily How Do Men See You? You Are a Feminine Beauty! You make any guy feel like a man, simply by standing next to him You have a classic womanly appeal - and you've got a look for every occasion This doesn't mean that you can't kick back in (designer) jeans and sneakers You just prefer to be girly and sweet a

Fun Questions
Another list of questions answered Tks (Naomi) 1. last beverage? cherry Pepsi 2. last phone call ? my sista Lala 4. last cd played? Its been a while since I listen to my IPod all the time hummmmmm...... 5. last time you cried? Thursday 6. last text message to? lala, ridge, robert and who ever else I could SIX HAVE YOU EVERS: 1. dated someone twice? yes 2. been cheated on? yes More then once 3. kissed someone & regretted it? yes 4. lost someone special? yes my brother will miss him always 5. been depressed? yes um duh 6. been drunk and threw up? Even after being so damn drunk on my birthday nope LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: 1.Green 2. black 2. red THIS MONTH HAVE YOU: 1. Made a new friend: yes 2. Fallen out of love: no have to be in love to do that 3. Laughed until you cried: Yes with my mom about something so stupid it was funny. 4. Met someone who changed your life: He just might 5. Found out who your true friends were:

Fun Quiz : Which Mummer Are You??
Question 1. Someone posts a MuMM like all "My boyfriend left me and our kids for some other broad and now he wants to come back, only he hits me and that, should I let hium come back? lol". What's your response? a) "Grrrrrr" b) "Shut up Bo$$" c) You cut-and-paste a poorly thought-out "Picture/Big Word/Little Words That Are A Joke", or a cartoon that you maked of yourself. d) "Go as a Frankenstein, that's a traditional costume that everyone gets a kick out of" e) "STFU Usted" f) "Bless your [insert appropriate adjective here] heart" g) "Shut up Bo$$!" h) "LOL, morning everybody!!" i) You post a disturbing hom0-er0tic picture of Hoehunter, yourself or sometimes kins. j) "poop" k) "Your's an asshole. STFU and GTFO" Now tot up your scores, and see how you did!! Mostly a's : You are Illusion, and you need more coffe Mostly b's : You are Usted Mostly c's : You are kins. You used to be quite funny, but it gets old Mostly d's : You are Locu

Fun Questionaire
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me:

Fun Ruiners
LOL.............there is a radio station here in Texas, 106.1 they have funruiner.com (not sure if it's a real site) but my advice to anyone who has issues on this site with being jealous or being too stuck up to allow comments on pictures or on your profile, is to go see if the funruiner site is real, and JOIN IT NOW!!! ~Much Luv~

Fun Reading For My Friends.....merry Christmas Everyone....
> The month before Christmas > > Twas the month before Christmas > When all through our land, > Not a Christian was praying > Nor taking a stand. > > Why the Politically Correct Police had taken away, > The reason for Christmas - no one could say. > The children were told by their schools not to sing, > About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. > > It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say > December 25th is just a 'Holiday'. > Yet the shoppers were ready with cash,checks and credit > Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! > > CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod , > Something was changing, something quite odd! > Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa > In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. > > But as Targets were hanging their trees upside down > At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. > At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears > You won'

Fun Run
I am joining the family fun run which is organized by the newly elected members of the student council Dominic, my gay friend is joining too. I am very pleased with the first project the new officers have for us, graduate students. We are thriving in a very stressful world and we need this. ** Love my new friends. Shane, Lyn and Ruth are the coolest girls in the grad school. I love hanging with them.

Fun Silly Stuff Regarding Moi
Your date of conception was on or about 20 January 1965 which was a Wednesday. You were born on a Wednesday under the astrological sign Libra. Your Life path number is 8. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22. You should get along well with those with the Life Path number 6. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1 & 5. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 7 & 9. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2439046.5. ____ The golden number for 1965 is 9. | The epact number for 1965 is 27. |-[What's | this?] The year 1965 was not a leap year._| Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/2/1965 and ending 1/20/1966. You were born in the Chinese year of the Snake. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Raven; your plant is Ivy. You were born in the Egyptian month of Choi

Fun Stuff
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I: I committed suicide: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I stole something: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: Personality: Eyes: Hair: Family: WOULD YOU: Be my friend?: Keep a secret if I told you one?: Hold my hand?: Take a bullet for me?: Keep in touch?: Try and solve my problems?: Love me?: Date me?: HAVE YOU EVER: Lied to make me feel better?: Wanted to kiss me?: Wanted to kill me?: Broke my heart?: Kept something important from me?: Thought I was unbearably annoying?: AND MORE... 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 6. Describe me in one word. 7. What was your first impression? 8. Do you still think that way about me now? 9. What reminds you of me? 10. If you could give me anything what would it be? 11. How well do you know me? 12. When's the last time you saw me?

Fun Stuff
So today after the kids actually let me sleep in we decided to go ahead and go fight the stores n go shoppin. The kids loved it..they picked outta few Christmas things for people and wha not...we came home and decorated the inside for Christmas, ne thing and everything tha could go up did! Tomorrow we're gonna do the yard n the outside..yippee! Tonight we went Christmas light lookin after dinner, not to many were up yet but muh favorite spot is open and it appears to be muh lil guys favorite as well! As it gets closer I wanna take the kids further n further away lookin at lights, somethin we do every year..Austyn has informed us tha next yr he wants his own Christmas tree in his room, so for his B-Day Ima get him a lil tree and all the special ornaments from his Daddy can go on tha tree, each yr we'll add somethin to it..Welp I gotta long day ahead of me so Ima lay down n watch some tv before I go to bed...

Fun Survey!
01.Your name plus a Y? Suzanney 02. Two feelings at the moment? cold, bored 03. What are you listening to right now? Serendipity on TV 04. A part of a song lyric that's in your mind? To the left to the left, everything you own in a box to the left, in the closet, that's my stuff, if I bought it, please don't touch! - Irreplaceable by Beyonce 05. Last person you hugged? my mom 06. The highlight of your week?: Probably Wednesday night seeing a bunch of my friends 07. What are you craving to have right now?: Ice cream:) 08. Any unforgettable childhood memories? a lot... I was a fun kid 09. Any not-so-good childhood memories?: I'm not sure 10. What are your nicknames?: Suz, Suzy, God Hopkins, suZANNN! 11. Your plans for tomorrow?: drive back to college 12. Your plans for today? plan a trip to spain 13. Are you thinking of someone right now?: not really 14. Do u like/love someone on your this site? no 15. Would you say you're in love

Fun Stuff... Huh?
hey everyone online on for a sec... had clincals last night.. ended up laying down after 3, but have an advisory board meeting at 11am. fun huh? tried to let my hair air dry- and woke up with it still wet lol. But got asked by the program directors to be on this board because they need student opinions. well off i go... not sure what they have gotten me into exactly lol.

Fun Survey
1. What is your best friend's grandma's name? -for some reason, I don't know. And I really should. 2. Where is the weirdest place you have a birthmark? -my lower back 3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? -hmm...Mr. Smith was pretty hot when I was in 7th grade. 4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? -yup 5. What body part do you wash first? -my face 6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? -only if it's really gross 7. What's the strangest talent you have? -nothing really, I'm lame 8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? -innie 9. What's your favorite flavored pringle? -regular 10. Have you ever been tied up? -yes 11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? -oh man...talking back I think and I was like 12 12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? -both lol 13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? -yes 14. How many times have you been cussed out? -a few 15. Which shoe do you put on

Fun Sex Survey
Name or Nickname Age Gender Zodiac Sign Do you consider yourself... Straight Gay Bi-sexual Tri-sexual (will try anything ) Transexual confused about your sexuality exploring your sexuality a swinger Have you... lost your Virginity? had sex with more than one person watched porn went into a sex shop video taped yourself having sex taken any nude photo's flashed anyone before had sex with a stranger What are you into...(yes or no ?s) Exhibitionism Voyerism S & M Bondage Do you like... having rough sex watching others have sex (porn counts) anal sex oral sex Tell us... Do you have a fetish What is it Are you a master or a slave when did you have sex last how often do you have sex Are you a top/bottom/switch/neither Do you have any toys Do you prefer to fuck, have sex or make love

Fun Schtuff
today was a crazy day. was gonna go to the movies with Ma and Luvy, but I then remembered I had to take my sister to AAA to get her liscence renewed, which didn't really work cause they closed when we got there. So we just did a little shopping and I took her back to Ma's house. Anyway I felt bad about her going straight back home so I decided to give up the movie and me and her had a sister day. Which consisted of my shopping and her trying to control the babies. LOL fun, fun! anyway now i'm at her house listenting to her and ma talk and Sibi giggle behind me uncontrollably. What a day! =)

Fun Stuff
provider. you like that they provide the security and luxury while all you have to do is enjoy it. because spoiling you is what make them happy. they love to show you off and to make you happy. they work hard play hard and fall in love hard. they would walk to the end of the earth for you. tresure this love! Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

Fun Stuff
1. Your Name:? 2. Age:? 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Have sex on the first date? 15. Would you kiss me during sex? 16. Do you think I would be good in bed? 17. Three sum? 18. How many times would you like to cum? 19. Would you use me as a booty call? 20. Do you like fore play? 21. What is fore play to you? 22. Can we take pictures of the act?

Fun Stars 5-13-07
Some changes are coming your way when it comes to this funny thing called love -- especially regarding those rules you thought were etched in stone. This is a great thing: You can kick old habits that were holding you back. hmmmmm, I seriously wonder what all this could mean for me

Fun Stars 5-14-05
Figuring out what makes you happy is tough, but figuring out what makes someone else happy is next to impossible -- and will drive you nuts. So put down this task and do something that is easier and more enjoyable.

Fun Stars 5-15-07
A mentor helps you discover a previously unexplored path when it comes to your professional ambitions. Make sure you listen with an open mind when they offer you advice -- but remember, in the end, the choice is yours.

Fun Stars 5-16-07
A goal that seems fairly unlikely suddenly becomes eminently possible, so don't put those dreams on the curb just yet. The stars say that you're likely to get a thumbs-up very soon if you keep your eyes on the prize.

Fun Stars 5-17-07
You know how goldfish can grow infinitely large if taken out of a bowl and put in a lake? Think of your life as a goldfish. What setting can you put yourself in so you allow yourself to grow to your full capabilities?

Fun Stars 5-18-07
Go on, rediscover your inner child. How long has it been since you've done something for the heck of it? It's time to do something totally silly. Pointless fun will refresh your soul -- which is, after all, the point. have no clue what this all entails but i'm looking forward to anything that may actually come my way as is, I have a job interview today folks so cross your fingers and i'll give an update later

Fun Stars 5-19-07
Everyone has a secret, a burden, something they feel strange about, so stop being so tough on yourself. Try to do at least one nice thing for yourself today. You'll find that it gets easier to be kinder to other people too.

Fun Stars 5-20-07
Good relationships move to the next level under this celestial influence. However, that means one that's faltering is on its last legs. Be open to change, and you'll see results. Fight it, and it'll get more difficult.

Fun Stars 5-21-07
A sly someone could talk you into something that's really not to your benefit -- or your checkbook. No matter how persuasive this person is, don't buy what they're selling. It's time to protect your best interests.

Fun Stars 5-22-07
The stars say it's about time you drop any lingering doubts that you're not good enough or that you haven't somehow earned this current bout of enjoyment. It's time to revel in all the love and luck coming your way.

Fun Stars 5-23-07
An old flame heats up your life when you least expect it, but perhaps not in the way you'd expect it. Now the sixty-four million dollar question is: Do you even want them back? Be honest with yourself -- and them. raises eyebrow.....old flame?.....what old flame.......if someone remembers me having an old flame plz remind me because i certainly don't remember any

Fun Stars 5-25-07
Your professional life gets a nudge that will get (and keep) your ambitions on the right track. You've got what it takes, and most importantly, you know how to get it across to the powers that be. Compromise is key.

Fun Stars
You and a loved one may be smack in the middle of a rough patch, but that's to be expected. Both of you are becoming more vocal about what you need. Believe it or not, you'll get through this and things will improve. raises eyebrow............ummmmmmmmmmmm, what? think this one is so way off base here its not funny.......loved one? what loved one? only loved ones i have are my twins and well....they don't talk yet oh, and my sister but that's not the same thing either..............so go fig on this one, i'm lost if anyone has an idea plz enlighten me

Fun Stars 5-27-07
A bigwig could do you a major favor, but you need to bring up the topic when you're at your most persuasive. Right now, you're passionate, but not super diplomatic. Marshal your arguments now, but present them later.

Fun Stars 5-28-07
Something's causing a few waves, but not to worry -- your boat's in no danger of capsizing. Luckily, your loved ones are around; they'll take the oars and handle the steering for a while. Soon you'll be safely on shore.

Fun Stars 6-3-07
A gesture doesn't have to be empty if you understand the significance it holds for the other person. So, yes, this may seem a little silly or strange to you, but through their eyes it takes on a whole different light.

Fun Stuff For Sure
Well, hmm.. Things have been ever so interesting for me.. I bought myself a PDA yesterday hurrah Blackberry... It should be here on wednesday or something like that, or atleast I am hoping... In other news I went to the beach yesterday. Didn't get there until after dark. Went through the arcade and got mad at a claw machine... God, they are such a waste of money... it makes me sad. I also went walking on the beach and found a pillow that had been floating in the ocean for god knows how long.. It was fun. I wish it were darker at the beach so that I could lay there and watch the stars... Secondly I wish I had someone to do that with..

Fun Sex Facts
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. - THiNGS MEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW - 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer

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Fun Stuff!!!!
I just occurred to me, in less than a week Persia and I get to go harrass Jordan again!!! More likely though, he'll harrass us, lol! The boy is just too quick, even when he's drunk. Every Time I Die is one truely awesome band! Great music and a fun, cool bunch of guys!

Fun Stuff W/out Mom And Dad To Stop You
I have always been something of a smartass. So what do you get when you add a mechanic + smartass + engineer = a lot of really dangerous stuff that your mom and dad would have kept you from building if they could. I rented a house with a couple of other guys in Daytona Beach, where spring break comes to you. We were all mechanics of some sort, and we all had the wiseass streak running through us. One day a friend brings over a potato canon. He shows how it works, shoots a street sign, shoots a trash can, fires one straight up and we run for cover while it drops down and disintegrates on the drive way. Great fun. He leaves and my friend William and I head into our shop where we have a chalk board. Yes the chalk board. Now William and I loved building cool shit, we built a lawn mower that would munch 2x4's, a 35' long boat made from plywood and fiberglass that we sent out into the Atlantic Ocean unmanned while on fire. When we set out to draw up plans on anything it would turn in

Fun Sex Facts
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding onto him.................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Diff

2 Fun Sex Positions
Position: Head to Toe Difficulty: Easy Type of Intercourse: Vaginal Description: The man lies on his back on the bed with his legs apart. Initially, the woman sits on his penis as if she was going to do a traditional woman-on-top position, then she falls backward between his legs until she is as flat as possible without his penis slipping out of her vagina. The man moves his pelvis in order to thrust his penis in and out of her. Why It’s Hot: If you’re looking for hot, deep penetration in a position, this won’t do it. However, if your female partner needs manual stimulation in order to climax or if either of you has a foot fetish, this could be a great position for you to try. Because of the position of your bodies, the man can easily reach your vagina in order to stimulate your genitals and/or clitoris with his fingers or with your favorite sex toys. In fact, you might enjoy leaning up so you can watch him work hard to bring you to an orgasm. If either of you lo

A Fun Site That Pays You To Start Discussions You Choose
Hi, I found a site that pays you per post about anyting you want to post about. It is completely free to join and is very fun to use, I am there everyday, If you are interested copy and past this link to your browser http://www.mylot.com/?ref=francisco81 check it out, it is really fun and pays you too:)

A Fun Short Story
Here is a quick story about me and one of my brothers friends…. "Yeah, is your brother home?" this tall kid standing at the front door asked...this wasn’t one of the unsual punks my little brother hangs with… "Who are you?" "Oh, me? I'm Josh," he said. "JASON! JOSH IS HERE!" I called down the hall. "He'll be with you in a second, Josh. I'm just cooking a quick bite... Have you eaten yet?" He grunted something that sounded like yes, so I continued on with my preparations. As I cooked, I could feel Josh's eyes on me. I was wearing a T shirt, jeans and sandals, not particularly alluring, but he seemed to be quite taken with me. I tried to engage him in some small talk, and got the usual one-word answers one normally gets from my brothers friends. I decided not to press the issue any further. Jason bounded into the room. "Hey, Josh, 'sup?" "'Sup, Jason." "I gotta eat first…Dinner ready Sofie?" "All set" I said and put the plates on the table. "Josh, are you sure you don't want

A Fun Site....check It Out!
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Fun Sex Positions
Auxiliary Sex Position – Also known as bag piping, in reference to the underarm manner in which bagpipes are played. This position is a sexual variant where the penis is inserted in the woman's armpit. The woman has control of the pressure exerted on the penis and often exerts variable pressure to the man's thorax with the elbow. Foot Job Sex Position - This is simple the woman uses her feet to stimulate the penis. Nasal sex Position – The nose has a function in the sex life of some people. As a probe it can be inserted into the vagina, the anus, the navel, the mouth, the ear, the nostril or even the mouth of the urethra of a partner. It possesses nostrils and can itself be probed by the tongue, the penis, the clitoris, the nose, or an artificial probe such as a nasal vibrator which can cause multiple and intense or Intercrural or Interfemoral Sex Position – In this position the man places his penis between the woman's thighs often with lubrication, and thrusts to create fri

Fun Survey
I would like to know your interest on some things so if u have the time please take a moment to fill out this ll short survay for me copy and paste it in a message for me wit the answeres thank you in advance Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: ___________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible_ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ List three positions u like: 1.

Fun Stuff :)
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i pick my toes 2. i'm a musician 3. i always wanted to be a stay-at-home mom. now i'm not so sure.. haha 4. i tried to kill damon's fish once 5. i'm indecisive 6. i take frequent mind vacations 7. my favorite place in the whole wide world is the beach!!! 8. i long for romance and romantic little things 9. i want to hurt the dog behind us, he barks non-stop. seriously 10. i like to be alone sometimes i tag.... Miss Dee, Deacon Blue, Celena, Rootbeer Float, and Big Daddy Will!

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Fun Stuff
emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma. Once a bull has impregnated a cow, it will never impregnate that same cow again. So once a bull has had his way with your herd, he is useless. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by a lightning strike. 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. Back in the mid to late 1980's, an IBM-compatible computer wasn't considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while he was host of "Lorne Greene's Wild Kingdom." Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its original size: "L.A." NASA spent 8 years and $12 billion developing a pen that could write in space. It neede

Fun Survey Woo Hoo
Where does the last person you kissed go to school?he's done with schoolWhat was the first thing you did this morning?got a showerDo you care of what people think of you?sometimes I doWho was the last person you took a picture with?dirkLast person you went to the movies with?Caity today to see New MoonWhat are you looking forward to right now?sleeping in tomorrow and the holidaysDoes your crush like you back?he betterHow many people have you liked in the past 8 months?a couple because I was single for a litlteWhat did you do today?had a great day movies and lunch at chillis with Caity, went to dirks took a nap when he watched tv went out shopping and out to dinner than party at my brothersDoes anyone hate you for no reason?I dont think soHave you ever kissed someone who's name starts with the letter C?yesHas anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it back?oh yeahToday did you hug a person you have feelings for?yesIs the person you like older or younger than you?older

Fun Stuff - Urban Dictionary
Ok. New game. Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your name. Then in a comment, tell me what it says about you :P Ellen- The coolest person on the planet....you think she's a dork but really she is the most AWESOME, INCREDIBLE girl EVER....no one can top this girl! Pretty, 'girl next door', type of females, who are intelligent and rational. Ellens are fun filled, giggly, characters who provide others with endless amusement when in their best moods and/or intoxicated. Very self critical, and appear to be tall brunettes who sometimes act like blondes. Name given to a girl who is the best in the brothel-working business, yet she doesn't give it away for free, as she is classy. Also a name given to one of the prettiest girls in school. Ellen is absoultly hot, sexy, lovelable, and the perfect girlfriend.Ellen is funny and loves to be around friends.Ellen is a common name in GreeceEllen always is looking for a "good time" (wink)Ellen is the well rounded, saint and sinner, beatiful and

Fun Situation Simular To Experiance... ;)
I was sitting at home bored and lonely when I received a phone call from Rick. He is what I would call a friend with benefits. Sex with Rick was great and lasted for hours, however the tone in his voice this time was much different. He told me to come over for a good fucking which I gladly accepted. Rick is 5'10 with brown hair, blue eyes, baby face, well defined body and thick 6 inch cock with a slight curve to it. So I was thrilled to get the call to go over his house for a good fucking. I took a quick shower to freshen up, put on a jean skirt no panties a low cut top with a black bra and headed out. The whole 30 minute drive to Rick's house had my pussy throbbing thinking of what he was going to do to me this time. I loved how rough he was and the convulsions I would go into when he was eating my pussy. I knew the tone in his voice he had something planned and it was going to be amazing. I pulled up out front of his apartment and gave him a ring to let him know I was there. He met

Fun Stuff
So i broke up with the sober challenged person I was dating... after he just couldn't recover from his month long drunken stupor. :-O ~~~~~ Bought a new vehicle only to have it break down...>:-( ~~~~~professor at school is just an arrogant d**k. ~Takes pride in embarassing my classmates and thinks its jokes. I just walked out one day. Everyone else standing around his desk hoping for him to change his mind and not fail our essays. WTF ever. ~~~~Taking off to Tampa for a week, an old friend is coming back and is thnking of moving back and wants to start a serious relationship. ( yes with me) Which is cool I like him and he is employed, has no drinking problems, he is a good guy...love can come later I suppose. ...tg. ooo was feeling like its the last straw but actually my life is pretty damn good. I am doing good and can't wait for Halloween. Thinking I should egg someones house...lol JK I wouldnt do that. ;-/

Fun Stuff
On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" And God saw it was good.... On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God, again saw it was good. On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about

Fun Stuff To Read....
my readers know the most of my writings is some true stories, and most are just a feeling comes over me like a dream... I step off the moon and write away... going over hills of love not knowing painting will be gone don't talk to me nobody's here with her all is gone what still working on that no boogie man here my fan/// bY cHristine if you really look I used my recent post for this blog you can look and see fun stuff to read,,,

Fun Size (2012)
Fun Size is one of those teenage comedy / love stories. The main story is basically about a kid that stopped talking once his father died a year ago, but is totally off the wall with everything else he does. During holloween somehow he ditches his sister and her bestfriend and has an adventure of his own with a lot of different people along the way. The second story line is a nerdy boy in love the hot but nerdy sister of the little kid. It was a normal teenage movie and was made by nickelodeon so it isn't as vulgar and dirty as I like my movies, but if you like fun loving teenage comedies then this is okay for you. 2 out of 5.

Fun Times With A Permanent Marker
so last night since i was wearing a tank top while we were drinking, my roommate wanted to color the stars on my shoulders in. the first marker she tried didnt work so we found a turquoise/teal-ish permanent marker and colored them in! haha i got some pics... it actually looks super cool! and i still have blue-ish stars today lol even tho they have rubbed off a bit. ok i gotta go back to work now.

Fun Things....
Winning Monopoly with over $13,000.... Farting in Walmart toy aisles.... Listening to heavy metal when someone growls out "Blah blah blah" to the chorus..... Seeing someone 9 times your size walk in front of you and your friend says " Hey, help me hug him! " Having your daughter attempt to pick your nose while eating lunch at a restaurant because it "looked like it wanted to be picked".... Trying to sleep past 9am on a saturday with the landscaping crew just outside your window with a mower, edger, weedeater, and blower.... Opening a Coke expecting the refreshing flavor to hit your tongue to only be discouraged by the taste of flat syrup.... Cleaning your apartment and finding a broken piece of glass with your finger... Sitting at Ihop watching drunk people.... - Marty -

15 Fun Things To Do At Walmart
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your shopping buddy is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares ..... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he kn

A Fun Thing To Do.....
I dare you... to tell me the truth.. The first thing you noticed about me 1. Four things you wonder about me 1. 2. 3. 4. Three things you like about me 1. 2. 3. Two things you don't like about me 1. 2. My best feature 1. Three things you want to do with me 1. 2. 3. One word that describes me 1. One question for me 1. I dare you to repost this see how many people do this to you.

Fun Things To Do At Walmart
* Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. * Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. * When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down narrow aisles. * Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. * Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." * Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come Robin--to the Bat cave!" * Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. * Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." * Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. * When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

Fun To Do!
You have 2 minutes to repost this!!....If you don't u will be single until you're 45... =O No joke! . . . P u t . . . Cherry - (if you're taken by someone & truely happy w/ them) Strawberry - (if you like someone) Kiwi - (if you're single) Orange - (If you're a stripper) Banana - (if you're confused) Watermelon - (wish you can go back in time) Raspberry - (if you're in a relationship, but like someone else) Apple - (if your single and loving it) Grape - (if you're a ninja)

16 Fun Things To Do At Wal_mart
: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudl

Fun Things To Do At Walmart
Fun Things To Do In Walmart Fill shopping carts with strange combinations of items and leave them parked at strategic locations. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Ride a display bicycle through the store. If questioned, claim you are taking it for a test drive. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. Play with the automatic doors. Act as if you are trying to figure out what strange magic makes them work. Set the display alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. If they notice, turn around and look innocent. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." Watch them try to remember who you are. Re-accessorize the mannequins. Make up bizarre nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. Play with the calculators so that they all spel

68 Fun Things To Do In Wal-mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13

Fun Times
So me and my Broseph Jimmy Popp were conversating about driving long distances in my truck during the summer when i say damn my truck would over heat and break down ... knock knock ... woman answers the door ... My Truck Broke down , Can i eat you out ... now i got to thinking if a woman's car broke down and she knocked on my door and asked can i suck your whang ... what would i say. well the answer to that would probably be yes, and im totally laughing my ass off at this because of 2 reason's first of all its fucking weird, second of all i'm telling you all this, soo how many would allow me to eat them out to use there phone... it would have to be one of those weird days where my cell phone is dead or has no reception and i would have to be driving through the desert to get somewhere , granted i love to drive; but i hate driving distances. just a thought throw me some love on this one and admit it was funny to read much ♥love to all♥ Zach A.K.A Sach, zachagewia

Fun Times.
I was thinking last night that it won't be long til I get to see Jason!!! *Lil Bruder* I have to remember to tell him a little story from Friday night and I have got to get him drunk! He's fun when he's drunk. =) Just a little rambling cause I'm excited to see lil bro. =)

A Fun Test...
> > First Question: > > You are participating in a race. You overtake the > second person. What > position are you in? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: > > If you answered that you are first, then you are > absolutely wrong > > If you overtake the second person and you take his > place, you are > second > > > > Try not to screw up in the next question. > > To answer the second question, don't take as much > time as you took > for the first question. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Second Question: > > If you overtake the last person, then you are... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: > > If you answered that you are second to last, then > you are wrong > again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person? > > > > > > > > > > > > >

Fun Test
My score on The Do You Have Skills in Bed Test: The Sexologist(You scored 75 desirability, 86 skill, and 90 open-mindedness!)You're a freaking expert your soo good. I mean can you give me some pointers? Link: The Do You Have Skills in Bed Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Fun Things To Try
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he

Fun Things To Do At A Drive Thru
1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for. 3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands. 4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight. 5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels. 6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in. 7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on. 8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup. 9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box. 10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on. 11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your

Fun Time With Xero
OKAY, I WANT TO HIT LEVEL 20 OR 21. I WANT BULLETINS POSTED AND EVERYTHING..I JUST WANT MY ASS PIMPED THE FUCK OUT! I WANT TO SEE WHO WILL PIMP ME OUT THE MOST AND GET ME TO WHERE I NEED TO BE AT. MY RIFAL HAPPY LEVEL 20. THERE WILL BE THREE WINNERS..IF THERE IS MORE THEN THAT IS FINE. 1ST PERSON I SEE KICKING ASS TO GET ME TO THAT LEVEL WILL GET OF THERE CHOICE A HAPPY HOUR OR A 30 DAY BLAST. CARRY ON AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS SHOULD BE DAMN EASY. Click the link below to begin! MASTER XEROMANCER666*ACE CAFE DJ*@ fubar

12 Fun Things To Do At Wal-mart
Run up to an employee, 'preferably male, while squeezing your legs together and yell,' "i need some tampons!" TRY ON BRAS OVER YOUR CLOTHES While walking around the store, sing' in ''your voice "sex and candy" [by marcy playground] Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone,'"i'think'we've got a code three in house wares, and see what happens. WHILE WALKING THROUGH THE CLOTHING DEPARTMENT ASK YOURSELF LOUD ENOUGH FOR ALL TO HEAR, "WHO BUYS THIS CRAP ANYWAY?" Put m&m's on layaway. Move "caution: wet floor" signs to ''carpeted areas. RANDOMLY THROW THINGS OVER NEIGHBORING ISLES When two or three people are walking ahead of you run between them yelling, "red rover!" Dart around suspiciously while 'humming' the theme to mission impossible. FILL AN ENTIRE CART WITH BOXES OF CONDOMS AND EVERYONE'S JAW DROP WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO BUY THEM. Two words: marco. polo.

Fun Times
To those who actualy read this....... After much decsion and thought, I have decided to delete my profile. My dumb V.I.P. that I couldn't catch while on vacation is over on 9-20. After that time, I will delete my entire profile. I am NOT doing this to make u all beg me to stay and or gain points and all that crap. It is just I am on here too much from work. I have to refocus myself here. My boss knows I am on here, but that's not the point. I very rarley get on from home, so it makes more sense to just give it up. I am also so sick of the drama. Everyone hates someone new once a week, then they make up then they hate each other again. I tried to ignore it, but I can't when it is all over the site. I started deleting my pics as well. They are almost gone. To those in my family, you guys have made me laugh on days I wanted to cry. Have been there for me in ways I could never explain or express. I love you guys immensly and most of you have my yahoo, that I am keeping.

Fun!!! Times!!!
looking for women that would love to get there freak on. love pussy and everthing?? looking for some freak's to set on my face, and love forplay?? i have veay high sex drive. and love getting freaky??

Fun Things To Do At Wal-mart
Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart * Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. * Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. * When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down narrow aisles. * Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. * Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." * Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come Robin--to the Bat cave!" * Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. * Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." * Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. * When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

35 Fun Things To Do While Driving
This Driver's Ed teacher is a comedic genius. I know we're all bored of lists. But honestly, this one is hilarious all the way through. 1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged. 2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang. 3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling. 4. Two words: Chicken suit. 5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better. 6. Pay the toll for the car behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries to explain to next driver. 7. Laugh. Laugh a lot. A whooooole lot. 8. Stop at the green lights. 9. Go at the red ones. 10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance. 11. Eat food that requires silverware. 12. Put your arms down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put sneakers on your hands, and lean the seat back as you drive. 13. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car

60 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 7. Shave. 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to cal

50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator 1. Make race car noises when people get on and off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!" 4. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies. 6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 7. Shave. 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?" 9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet Willy?" 13. Greet everyone get

Fun Times With Chiefy Boy!
here is just a sample of the "threats" this poor little fire boy likes to throw at a woman, along with the names he likes to call me, ALL because when he approached me to join the hotties, i was voted in, and then I NICELY declined..he decided to show his true colors. So keep checking back, I have much more to post..Threats or NO threats, nobody tells me what to do. He is trying to run the group I jointly run off of fubar, for reasons? who knows??? I guess he thinks there is only one group allowed on here. I have had several ladies approach me with simular stories, but I am not about to involve them, I can more than handle this "little man", who comes to my page or my groups page and wont leave me alone. After all his Choice words to me, he cowars like the bitch that he is and blocks me..!! I believe i was told that the block button is just for ladies?? Well i dont believe that... I wont block him, because he will burn his own bridge. He has messed with the wrong lady on here.

Fun Time
ok i have a boyfriend and he makes me so so happy ... we love doing everything together ... and i get a long with his friends and his family and all that so it is all great .... the only problem is my sister doesn't like when we spend time together ... because she doesn't have a boyfriend she doesn't like when we kiss in front of her. I try to include her as much as i can in the things that we do but she tends to bring things down cause she get moody and all so i don't know ... either way (if she goes with or stays home) i get to hear it when i get home ... i know she just wants to spend time with me and i am trying to do that for her ... so on monday the 24th we are spending the entire day together and no phones or anything just the 2 of us ... it will be fun i hope ... and i really hope i have my car by then ... if i can find the money for the insurance and registration ... i don't know ... but i cannot wait to have cause then i can get up and go if i want no waiting on ppl or anyth

A Fun Thing
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to come on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls -if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've jus

Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. low your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 4.Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 7. Shave. 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to ca

Fun Things To Do At A Wal-mart! Or When You Are Drunk!!!!!!!!
Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it! Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming!" Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Hold indoor shopping cart races. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute in

Fun Times On Hump Day
Sometimes you just need that break in the week that breaks up the first part of it and the last part. I found My break. In fact, think I broke My new toy! Needing to curb the craving of a red ass high in the air begging for some more strikes of My whip, I dressed myself in my Sunday best. Although I can't imagine that my Sunday best would be allowed in any church courtyard. I could just picture the Reverend staring down my cleavage and his wife mumbling 'Harlot' under her breath from the front pew as the bulg in her husbands pants continued to grow. Knowing she had no control over it, and that he would keep the sermon short for obvious reasons was shear delight in My eyes. But that would be another fun endeavor.... I dressed in my best and strutted out to another Hole-in-the-Wall pub on the opposite side of town. I was sure that I wouldn't bump into anyone that knew me there, and if it was a dark enough bar, not many would even know the torment that I was thinking with a sly and

20 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
20 Fun Things to do in an Elevator - Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" - Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. - Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?" - Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. - Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. - When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. - Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. - Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" - Meow occasionally. -Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. - Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. - Make explosion noises when anyon

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-mart
50 Fun Things to do at Wal-Mart - Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and standing them at strategic locations. - Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. - Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. - Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. - Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. - Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. - When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially on thin, narrow aisles. - Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. - Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10. - Play with the automatic doors. - Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!" See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. - While walking through the clot

Fun Things To Do In A Bathroom Stall......
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!" 6. Say "Darn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters. 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick

Fun Times...
As I seek out your voice My ears are overcome with noise Enraged mind starts to smoke Lost my temper again Sorry about your broken reflection I've told you so many times So tired of the same old words (threats) If it takes breaking you to get through, so be it I can't take this anymore This Jokers smile can only cover so much Push my buttons and see how long it takes Force me over the edge and we'll satisfy ourselves Always been curious to see your pain Living with you has damn near killed me Are We Having Fun Yet...?

Fun Timeez!
Doug's band played yesterday, and it was really fun. Everything was great, but went to this stupid bar, where he accused me of being an asshole and a snob. All because I didnt want to mingle with a drummer's gf. I met her after the show, and her and her friend tried talking to me, but...I have this thing where no matter how nice people are to me, if I dont enjoy the convo, I'll slowly move away and steer clear,lol THats what happened, and Doug was like ..."she was so nice! And you acted like such an asshole! ANd then you complain that you have no friends and nobody likes you!" I reminded that I have 300 Fu friends, hehe. Ok, I do have friendsm, but a very limited amount, since...I just can't keep a convo I dont care much about. Ughh...He is no Mr Sunshine either, and pretty much expresses it every day.

Fun Times
It is so funny how small the world actually is when it comes to meeting people! Anyhoo I went out drinking last night with a friend of a friend. Had some good times met some cool people. Went to a few different bars and a club. I had a liquid cocaine shot, long island ice tea, mud slide, 2 tequila jello shooters, a irish car bomb, and a kama kazi. I was beyond trashed but I had a ton of fun. The guy I went out with is having a birthday party and invited me back to that. So it should be some more good times:D

The Fun Times Of Life
If We Had Sex....(Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out).1. Would you be in control?2. Would you whisper in my ear?3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?4. Would you say my name?5. Would you go down on me?6. Would you let me give you a hickie?7. How many rounds would we go?8. What would you wanna do afterwards?9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?10. Would you lick and bite me all over?11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?12. Would you want me to take my time?13. Would you want me to go fast or slow?14. Where would you wanna "do it"?15. Would you be loud or quiet?16. Would you mind if i licked you?17. Would you do it today?18. Would you do it tomorrow?19. Would you call me in the morning?

Fun Times
I met with my new landlord yesterday, she is about 40 or so and has a cute lil ass, oh I know I shouldn't be thinking about that but can't help noticing cute asses lol ;) Anyway I am paying less than I was b4 and have much more room. Maybe if i get a new gf I can have her live with me or I can get a roomie and make her my gf hehehehe. Anyway, my new place is in the country so I can enjoy the peace and quiet and maybe get to shoot my gun out there too and don't have to worry about anyone wondering who I am sleeping with! I went out afterwards with my friend and saw a movie, we were going to go to theater but decided instead to go to drive in. We were just relaxing watching movie, well ok we were teasing each other also hehehe. I wanted to something to eat and went to concession stand, in line while waiting a old classmate of mine got in line in back of me, we never really hit it off in school, but since then we been friendlier. Anyway, we talked some and she said her bf was being

Fun Task 2
Fun Task......Go into your local toy store...pick up the nearest store paging phone...in a very serious tone and without laughing..page an employee to the TOY department..repeat the page until someone comes over to you or they drag you out..whatever comes first.

Fun Times And Hard Work
Ok, I know the blog is late…do you know what I have been doing? Well basically loads of shows and high jinkery at night here at the Edinburgh Fringe! Right, so we had to cancel the kids show as Ashley got a virus and the rumour that I stood on a baby wasn’t true in the least! But the show was great fun and people brought in babies everyday…just babies…and a few smaller kids, so it was hard to entertain kids when babies were wandering the stage. Ashley ended up on the floor every day with small sticky babies crawling all over her. The kids show got good reviews and MY ONE WOMAN show The Godley Hour has had two FIVE star reviews and ONE four star review! Though am happy doing my thing it has to be said that Edinburgh fringe has changed…dramatically, it’s no longer about people going to see a wee show in a small venue, its all about EVERYONE going to see people they have watched on telly. It’s heartbreaking as many small theatr

Fun Times
I've been drinking all weekend. It's been so much fun, but I think it's going to take a few days to recover my bearings. I really have to return my bottles to the store for mor alcohol too. WOOOO Party!!!

Fun Times
Alright so springs pretty much about to hit and then summer im pretty much happy winter is over well almost over but it wasnt a bad winter here could of been alot worse Oklahoma didnt get hit hard with snow this winter so I cant complain i'm just hoping we dont have lots og bugs and crap now becasue of it but the good news about summer is I can go swimming again skate some pretty much just have fun when I can and not be cold warm night outside and just being able to enjoy the outdoors I miss swimming and tanning I tan pretty well so yeah ill probably get really tan again so yeah im pretty happy. I have a feeling though this year in football is going to be OU's year though Landry Jones is back with some badass WR's and a badass Tight End and with Mike Stoops coaching the defense things couldnt be set up better for OU to run the table be in the NC and win it the sec is going to be weak this year alabama is all freshmens now along with LSU and Florida is still very young to I would have t

Fun Things To Do??
paint my self with a woman period blood after she is done with the period blood and to have a glass full to drink along the way as long as the smell of the period is arouseld to my teast buds then my tummy will be pleased anyway bottoms up and can i have anouther opps have to wait untill next month i need 31 women that appel to my teast buds because must have a drink a day to keep the doctor away

Fun To Read..
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 ye

Fun Time For Asura
The night is late...It would not be long before dawn was upon her. So much to do and so little time. Red eyes glow brightly as she walks around the room lighting candles one by one. Pale skin glowed a golden honey color in the candle light. Turning around she grins maliciously at the site before her. Three figures all tied helplessly before her. Two on matching wood alters carved with satanic runes and hieroglyphics. The third tied to a rather ornate obsidian throne. All were gagged as well as blindfolded. All were unconscious as of yet, but that would soon change. Walking across the room to a large ebony podium she pulls out different items and tools. Herbs, a jeweled dagger, as well as many tools used for torture. Looking up into the full length mirror on the wall before her she smiles. Standing at five foot seven inches she was a vision in black lace. A corset cinched her waist pushing up her mass amounts of breast causing them to look even larger than before. A short black skirt fl

Fun Times
I remembered why I used to love this place. I can turn on some dance music and just hop around and rate and like pages. Some things haven't changed from the last time I was here. There seems to be a bit more of a push for points but other then that it hasn't changed.

Fun Under The Stars
A longing stare. A simple touch. Who ever knew I would want you this much. A beautiful smile is all it takes, to draw me into your warm embrace. As I sit patiently blindfolded in the seat next to you, my thoughts reel to and fro of the adventure we have set out to find. A brief scent of your essence brings me back to reality, and suddenly I feel my breath deepen, my heart racing, and the space between my thighs start to throb. Damn, I can't lose it now. We have the whole night to get to that place that I desire for this moment. I feel the car slowly draw to a stop. A little nervous with fear and anticipation, You take my hand and carefully help me out of the car. You ever lovingly place your hand on the small of my back to lead me to my destiny that you have choosen. I feel a slight warmth overwhelm my being as you guide me torward happiness and desire. Slowly we stop. I hear the sounds of waves crashing into rock. The sounds of water making love to land forever more. You reach for the

Fun Until...
Happy Memorial day I went to Bourbon street last night and hit a few bars, hit a strip club, had some pizza and was having a blast...then my friend gets a text from our ride. Dude was in the car and leaving... wtf? so yeah not only did we get stranded by a "friend" he decides to tell the girls he took their purses out of the car and left them in the parking lot!!! yeah... needless to say after getting to when he parked, no purses and no car... I had to catch a cab home @ 430am... for some reason every time i go to bourbon street or the french quarter i get seperated from the party, but never got stranded, but what kind of asshole leaves peoples shit in the parking lot? I think he deserves a special kind of ass whoopin for that...but I really hope he just "said" he took their purses out of his car and left them cuz you ladies keep a lot of crap in them

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 1~*
nelson_willson1: hello i need info piercedqt: You need to fill out your profile, is what you need to do! What do you need? nelson_willson1: pls can u give me info of credit card number piercedqt: You're fucking retarded if you think ANYONE is going to give you their credit card number! Are you on glue? nelson_willson1: the problem is that i want 2 use it in ship Diamond Neckless that i hav here with me piercedqt: Awe how sweet! You bought me a diamond necklace! nelson_willson1: Actually i'm Henry from England but presently in Nigeria. i got an info on Diamond Neckless ,which will make me travel after finishing the Deal. i wish if u could kindly be my partner piercedqt: So what do you need me to do? nelson_willson1: my Dear i stongly believe that this won't get us to problem nelson_willson1: well what i need from u is to give me u'r Address and phone number and name fro the shipping of those Diamond neckless piercedqt: Ok so you will send me the necklac

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 2~*
oyeahcomon: Hi piercedqt: Hi - Who is this? ohyeahcomon: I'm Victor ohyeahcomon: Victor for Barcelona piercedqt: Oh hi - How the hell did you find my name on Yahoo? ohyeahcomon: Oh don't worry, close you eyes and wish a star. oyeahcomon: i closed my eyed and my wish came true piercedqt: Ok I'm closing my eyes and wishing for a hundred bucks oyeahcomon: well ook oyeahcomon: something happened piercedqt: I don't see 100 dollars yet oyeahcomon: well may be u r not seeign the brightest star piercedqt: It's daylight..... oyeahcomon: ok oyeahcomon: u might get it one day piercedqt: If I looked for the curliest butt hair on my friends butt - will that suffice? I mean will that be like wishing upon the brightest star? oyeahcomon: inteasd of wishing that ...........u can go can check out for urself oyeahcomon: u mean gy or gir? piercedqt: It's a girl of course. Women in the United States all have hairy butts... it's like law or something.

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 3~*
piercedqt: Hi ANONYMOUS: u kt umah k piercedqt: english ANONYMOUS: opss soie ANONYMOUS: u r at home ANONYMOUS: arent u?? piercedqt: Yes I'm at home, in the basement torture chamber. ANONYMOUS: waaa ANONYMOUS: r u serious gurl piercedqt: Yep - my girlfriend likes to lock me up when she goes to work. She's weird like that,,,, but at least she lets me have a computer down here... and I've hidden a couple of her vibrators up my butt so I can have some fun whilst she's away from home. ANONYMOUS: u r a male /female piercedqt: I'ma sexy bitch! ANONYMOUS: hooh ANONYMOUS: so u r a les?? piercedqt: Sometimes. ANONYMOUS: erm ANONYMOUS: so why she doin dat 2 u ANONYMOUS: she jealous piercedqt: Well, probably because I have a habit of chipping my teeth on her vibrators whilst she's working. She doesn't like me to have too much fun... and this one time, and band camp, I tried to screw myself in the ear with a vibrator! ANONYMOUS: ermm ANONY

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 4~*
mu_2007go: hi imu_2007go: h r u piercedqt: Hi, I could be better. piercedqt: Do you know what PMS is? piercedqt: ANSWER ME NOW!!! imu_2007go: wana chat with me? piercedqt: (Sorry - that's an effect of the PMS) imu_2007go: no imu_2007go: pakistan mental serveice piercedqt: Well PMS is like a disease, only worse... because I am forced to suffer monthly. imu_2007go: r u mental piercedqt: Yes, Pakistan Mental Servive... I'm clearly Pakistanian. I'm clearly mental... I'd have sex with you for a bottle of extra strength midol. piercedqt: PMS can make me mental, yes. piercedqt: Homicidal, too. imu_2007go: ok zaa koni piercedqt: Speak english, you fuck... piercedqt: Or my PMS will take over! imu_2007go: matha english nee razi piercedqt: I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do... if you continue to talk like a fucktard. imu_2007go: the english waya ooooo za ba pushto wayam imu_2007go: ok piercedqt: What the heck is o

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 5~*
utsav_bm: wnt tlk to cute guy? piercedqt: Where!? Where!? piercedqt: I can't believe there is a cute guy on the internet! Now I am truly intrigued! utsav_bm: so where r u from? utsav_bm: hey wana chat/ utsav_bm: r u there? BUZZ!!! BUZZ!!! BUZZ!!! piercedqt: Eat my ass... quit buzzing me. piercedqt: It's more annoying than a vibrator with dead batteries utsav_bm: ok but u werent repling? piercedqt: So what? Maybe my hands were busy doing something else. piercedqt: Like choking my pet donkey as I pretend it's you. piercedqt: Did I sign a contract that I'm unaware of? A contract tieing me to the deed of replying to your ever so unwitty and boring questions? utsav_bm: sorry piercedqt: Are you paying me the nominal $9.99 per minute fee required to converse with me? piercedqt: Why are you sorry? Where are you from? utsav_bm: no ways? utsav_bm: from ind utsav_bm: mum piercedqt: Did you just call me 'mum'? piercedqt: I prefer to be

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 6~*
stevernixon: hi piercedqt: Fuck off, please and thanks. stevernixon: oh really stevernixon: how about me fucking u off piercedqt: How about ya just fuck yourself? stevernixon: well i just did that ..i about me and u together fuck each other off stevernixon: but ill pay u, how much piercedqt: If I were a whore - I'd consider it - but I'm not - and even if I was whore - you couldn't afford my talents, kid. stevernixon: ha ha just tell me how much sweetie. just open ur mouth and say it ill take care of the rest. piercedqt: Ok, sure. What are you - twelve? stevernixon: ya. how much piercedqt: Seriously - go shove a screwdriver up your ass and fuck it... mmmk? stevernixon: well ill do that.......just tell me if can lick ur toes.....for how much piercedqt: Go go Gadget tongue... Freak. stevernixon: wateva how much u charge for licking ur thighs piercedqt: That's free for those that are worthy - however, if you pay me, I'll cu

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 7~*
availme04 (10/29/2005 3:04:40 AM): how u piercedqt (10/29/2005 3:05:01 AM): Good, yourself? availme04 (10/29/2005 3:05:15 AM): great... but fully drunk.... piercedqt (10/29/2005 3:05:38 AM): Special... availme04 (10/29/2005 3:05:52 AM): im really very horny too..... availme04 (10/29/2005 3:05:55 AM): just not able to move from my bed availme04 (10/29/2005 3:08:47 AM): i wanna see your sexy eyes.... availme04 (10/29/2005 3:08:54 AM): could you please enabel your webcam hun? availme04 (10/29/2005 3:09:17 AM): lemme see our cute smile piercedqt (10/29/2005 3:10:02 AM): NO! availme04 (10/29/2005 3:10:29 AM): understand and help me... piercedqt (10/29/2005 3:10:34 AM): NO, NO, NO, and HELL NO! availme04 (10/29/2005 3:11:03 AM): im really horny and moving now.... availme04 (10/29/2005 3:11:14 AM): i wanna think about you now.... availme04 (10/29/2005 3:11:20 AM): imagine about you now... piercedqt (10/29/2005 3:11:31

Fun With Trica
Fun With Trica by kinky_n_cali © The weekend was coming up. I always looked forward to the weekends. I loved having extra time with my Master. We were able to play more and enjoy each others company. It was Thursday evening, and We were sitting down and eating dinner. “My pet, I have some very special plans for the weekend." You said to me. “Will You tell me what they are?” I asked just hoping for a bit of information. “All I will say right now, is that the two of Us are going to have a very enjoyable time, and I am going to make one of your fantasies come true. Don’t ask anymore questions right now, it would be pointless, because I will not say anymore." You said to me with a grin that I have grown to love. We spent the rest of the evening watching TV and relaxing. We went to bed that night, had some fun play time before it was time to get some rest. The morning came quickly. The alarm went off, very early as usual so You could get to work. I was about to get up with

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 8~*
pal_yr: Busy hun? PiercedQT: I'm always busy when it comes to you! pal_yr: jus back from work pal_yr: feeling tired... PiercedQT: Why tell me, go to sleep. PiercedQT: I'm about to, I think. pal_yr: i have important thing do before sleep pal_yr: i dont know about you??? pal_yr: do you have anything important before you go to bed ??? PiercedQT: Nope, nothing. pal_yr: you are so good girl is it??? pal_yr: im not... pal_yr: i am very naughty pal_yr: and bad too PiercedQT: You're a naughty girl are ya? I'd venture to say you're quite redundant also. pal_yr: nope pal_yr: enable your cam???? PiercedQT: Nope. Enable my ass. pal_yr: WOW pal_yr: i wish PiercedQT: Wish in one hand and shit in the other.... pal_yr: it should be nice PiercedQT: Shitting in your hand is nice? pal_yr: nope the wish pal_yr: to see your ass PiercedQT: You, are sad. pal_yr: ofcourse i am pal_yr: i never get angry hun... pal_yr: there's nothing pal_yr: jus take

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 9~*
SERIOUSLY - This was a good one. I suggest you read the entire thing. You might be entertained. I know I was. shrunkenguy121: help!!! PiercedQT: What? shrunkenguy121: I have a pantyhose fetish PiercedQT : And theeeeeeeeen? shrunkenguy121: My fantasy is being 1/2 inch tall and being trapped inside them PiercedQT: So you wish to be an elf then? shrunkenguy121: Yes... at first, i ask to be put inside, but after a while, I want to come back out, but I get told I am not allowed. shrunkenguy121: Can we role play? PiercedQT: I only role play with The Jolly Green Giant. I like my boys tall... and to not smell like feet. shrunkenguy121: I am trapped inside your pantyhose. Please let me out of here! Help me! PiercedQT: Damn, if there was ever a time for me to have athletes foot - it would be now! shrunkenguy121: Let me out! NO NO Not the spandex!! PiercedQT: I wear wooden clogs - You're gonna get a sliver up your ass. shrunke

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 10~*
alx jalf: hello Justine PiercedQT: Hi alx jalf: would you become my cyber mistress Justine ? alx jalf: today i'm not available but tomorrow i'm alone in my home... alx jalf: i want to become your little thing i want to be humiliated on line alx jalf: so i hope for tomorrow... on the same hour maybe ? alx jalf: what do you think Justine ? PiercedQT: Uhm yeah, that's exactly what I want to do tomorrow.

Fun Weekend!
Yea.. I didn't get to take pics in the forest so I might take them in the morning when the sun comes up in the back yard. I saw the coolest thing ever... an Albino Deer! Yea.. I wanted to take a pic of it so damn bad!!!! I drove a lot. I drove 40 mins home.. and about 25 mins there. I've been doing really good too. It makes me happy! Keeva was naughty.. but she's in a good mood now. She'll be up all night but that's ok. I want to take pics outside anyway. I think my period is gone already. Another weird one. It either means I'm preggo.. or my body is gunna take a while to adjust. I have a gyno apt tomorrow so I might go. All depends if my period is actually gone ya know. Gah.. I had so much fun at my mom's. I got to see the dogs which made me very happy! I miss them a lot. I keep on tryin to move out there. Reason being.. more job oppertunities.. and it's a lot better there. My parents always said that if I stayed there that they'd build a house and I could have the

Fun With My Boyfriends :)
(This was actually written on Monday, hence the reference to tomorrow being Tuesday) I just posted part of this in the "ass-to-mouth" xPeeps group based on what happened with me this past Saturday. I realized that I just haven't been keeping my Blog up properly, but that is mainly to do with time!! I have been so busy, both with "work" and especially with "play". I have been keeping an extremely busy sex life lately, probably busier than it has been in years! I have been fucking and sucking 2 to 3 new young guys every week for the past 2 months! I have developed a real passion for young guys, and the oldest guy I have been with in the last couple of months was 24 (the youngest, 18, on his 18th birthday). I just love them all :) I'm not going to talk about them all, that's just way too much, but I will start with this past weekend. On Friday, we went to our local bar as we always do and met up with our friends. A guy I met months ago on xPeeps, who lives in Montreal, finally

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 11~*
fraroro76: hy! do you like cybersex? PiercedQT: I think I might. I have heard a lot about it but I just haven't done it before. I'm not quite sure how to I guess. fraroro76: You right, You have to try it fraroro76: do you want? fraroro76: I free now PiercedQT: Oh, does it normally cost me money? fraroro76: it is notcoast nothing PiercedQT: Oh, well you said it was free. PiercedQT: Or free now fraroro76: I am FREE for YOU! PiercedQT: Ok teach me how! fraroro76: I give yoy my webcam, and I will excited you fraroro76: simple! PiercedQT: What else do I have to do? I don't have a webcam. PiercedQT: Will it matter that I have my period? I heard it wasn't good for girls to have sex on their period. fraroro76: It is not a problem, just watch me if you like to watch a nud men PiercedQT: But where does the sex come into play? fraroro76: sweety you have to masturbe yourself PiercedQT: Oh. So cybersex is just masturbation then? fraroro76: YOU RIGHT

Fun With Yahoo
Okay, I don't usually do this, and I felt kinda bad about it afterward. But reading it afterwards made me laugh! And ala my friend Justine Thyme I decided I'd post it. Besides, it reminded me of the 7 women who tried to get me to cash money orders and send them back the money so they could come back to the States and fulfill my wildest fantasy! (That is, IF the money orders weren't fake and I didn't go to jail cashing them!) Now, I had made a mistake and not only left YIM open, but I left it totally available while I went for dinner. When I returned, I found: vickky_gea_cute4coolman: helllo vickky_gea_cute4coolman: vickky powell I am looking for a man who truly knows how to love,for me this is important.I am a dreamer and a romantic woman I believe in true love. I believe that I can have a best friend in the man I love.I also will work hard for that person. I enjoy making dinner for the man what I love.I enjoy buying gifts and I enjoy making the person I love the most important

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 12~*
Nemisis: I'm hungry...and horny... PiercedQT: Well then, kill two birds with one stone. Eat... And jerk off inside your sammich. Nemisis: you want i should fuck my food? Nemisis: then eat it? Nemisis: want to watch? PiercedQT: Hahaha. Uhm, that would be interesting... to say the least! Nemisis: the only thing i have i have, to cook so forget it ...unless you want to watch me fuck and eat a raw porkchop PiercedQT: Hahaha! OMG... That was fuckin' funny man.

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 13~*
h_balls2000: hi PiercedQT: Hi h_balls2000: how are u? PiercedQT: Good you? h_balls2000: fine h_balls2000: u asl plz h_balls2000: male or female? PiercedQT: 32/F h_balls2000: well do u like to be my mistress? h_balls2000: like a nurse to me and examin my dick and big balls PiercedQT: Sure - bend over and say "AHH" h_balls2000: ok ill show u my dick and balls and tell me what to do to examin them h_balls2000: i have a ruber bands and ropes and a tupe which inside the pen h_balls2000: ok for you my nurse? PiercedQT: You have all that inside your cock?!? h_balls2000: i did not try it h_balls2000: have u ever see anyone do it? PiercedQT: Yeah I'm sure guys just shove ropes and pens in their weenies just for fun and stuff... like all the time. h_balls2000: is't it dangourse PiercedQT: I'm sure it is - but good sex is dangerous... or so I am told. h_balls2000: ok u can see my cam? PiercedQT: Yeah I see it h_balls2000: ok u like to start

Fun Way Of Losing Weight..........
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 392 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth........................85 cal Put on Protection hard ...........................6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..................358 cal Doggy...................316 cal lying........................286 cal stan

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 14~*
HOTT CARL: i want to spread ur peirced labias and have u piss ur sweet nectar down my throat PiercedQT: OH baby - that makes me wanna puke in your mouth and karate chop you in the nuts. HOTT CARL: omg, besides bodily fluids, women who know martial arts and can kick my ass is the next biggest turn on... willu also please let me filthy ramierez you? if not a portugese breakfest then? HOTT CARL: after thatthen u can give me a hot carl and i'll return the favor with a coney dog PiercedQT: Oh darling, I wouldn't be kicking your ass for sexual purposes... and the last thing I'd wanna be a part of, if your being turned on. But what the fuck is a Portugese Breakfast? HOTT CARL: a portugese breakfest is when a man fucks a chic in the ass, she leaves a terd on it and he is nice enuff to put some peanut butter on it before he feeds it to her off his cock HOTT CARL: a filthy ramirez is just minus the peanutbutter PiercedQT: I dunno man, I think I might be too busy cho

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 15~*
Sometimes we grasp at straws, trying to come up with that special present we want placed at the very top of our Christmas wish lists. That one gift that would make you forget about all others. This 30 year old man knows exactly what he wants... And he's determined to get it. th_devils: hello Goddess th_devils: how are you ? th_devils: you are beautiful PiercedQT: I'm great and yourself? th_devils: im alright .. i would be better if i had a Goddess to serve . lol PiercedQT: Well it's almost Christmas... *Sings* I want a Mistress For Christmas th_devils: lol ... yes i think i really do .. lol PiercedQT: LOL Good luck with that. th_devils: awww ... that doesnt like you will let me serve you .. PiercedQT: Serve me a cheque for like 200 dolla! th_devils: well ...thats possible .. th_devils: a check huh ?? PiercedQT: Yeah - sorry - Cheque = Canadian for check th_devils: ok th_devils: 200 th_devils: and what do i get ?

Fun With The Sister-in-law
I was out doing some shopping the other day when I ran into my sister-in-law Caley. She was my soon to be ex’s older sister by about three years, and the opposite in many ways they never really got along too well, and only saw each other at Christmas. Caley had an average body type, not fat or voluptuous but average. Pretty blue eyes, chestnut brown hair, worked in a bank, married to a fairly regular guy in a normal marriage I thought. My wife Silvie had b cups but she had big c’s, maybe even d’s and dressed very conservatively. We stood talking outside the mall for a while, she let it be known that the family still liked me and thought what she did was wrong, and hoped I would still stay in touch. She also let it slip that she had a crush on me when I first started dating her sister, said she watched Silvie and I screw a few times. Said she would masturbate while watching. A startling admission from someone I thought was pretty wholesome. We got married, then she married Rober

Fun With No Strings Attached
Just got back for Hedonism in Jamaica. Had a blast getting that all over tan. Sun was hot and the activies were hotter. LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO GO ALONG ON JAN OF 2008. We had 72 people that went with our group FUN IN THE SUN CREW and 22 booked for 2008 because thay stated it was the most fun they ever had. So If your interested in having what we call the most fun you can without your pants on drop me a line. WYLD CHILD

Fun With Food.....lol
As I lay here with my legs spread Like hot butter bleeding on stale bread. The warm insides of my cantaloupe thighs cry out in extasy as you eat my cherry pie. Visions of cucumbers often enter my mind and sometimes hot dogs, the plump when you cook'em kind Whipped cream all covered with goo slurping green jello in the tub with you You are my world my little cupcake, I want to lick your cream filling until you ache. Your Juicy Avacadoes so plump, and so ripe. Lets just do it in the kitchen tonight!!

Fun With My Zoom H4
So, I bought this here Zoom H4 which.. lets call it a portable digital audio recording devices. It was, for me, a major investment. And um.. well it came in the mail this morning.. so its still very new to me and very exciting to me... I bought this thing.... well mainly for my podcast, I guess.. to try and make it better.. And I think it's ideal for that purpose.. and so I feel as if I'm going on a whole new adventure as far as this goes.. so allow me to tell you of my new adventure.. So you got this recording device.. and what you do is.. you carry it around with you, and you record your self speaking when you feel inspired to say something.. like if you feel you have something worth telling the world.. Or you just play with recording stuff.. and its like.. you tell this story.. and you create all these little bits of recorded moments.. and you explore the sounds of the world around you.. and you capture stuff... At the end of the day you have a hell of a lot of these l

Fun With Satellites And Your "privacy"
On Saturday, 15 January 1994, technicians in satellite earth stations around the Pacific were busy tuning their equipment to a new satellite. The first of the new generation of Intelsat 7 series satellites, it had been launched several weeks before, from the European Kourou air base in French Guyana, and then manoeuvred into position far out in space above the Equator at 174 degrees east, due north of New Zealand above Kiribati. The 20 Intelsat (International Telecommunications Satellite Organisation) satellites that ring the world above the Equator carry most of the world's satellite-relayed international phone calls and messages such as faxes, e-mail and telexes. The new satellite, Intelsat 701, replaced the 10-year-old Intelsat 510 in the same position. The changeover occurred at 10 pm New Zealand time that summer evening. At the GCSB's station at Waihopai, near Blenheim in the north of the South Island, the radio officer staff were just as busy that evening, setting their spe

Fun Weekend
Well, Saturday, my best friend turned 20 and her boyfriend and I had a surprise birthday party for her. I can't believe she never figured it out and she ended up crying when she walked into the house and saw everyone standing there and me with the cake. We ended up getting totally shitfaced and it was awesome.

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 16~*
randomman816: may i ask u something PiercedQT: What's that? randomman816: suppose u are in a bath room stall smoking a cigarette suddenly a penis comes through the hole and the voice on the other side says "surprise me?..what would u say through the wall and what would u do about it?? PiercedQT: I'd put my cigarette out right on the tip of it. randomman816: ouch are u serious PiercedQT: Completely serious. randomman816: wait youd just calmly and innocently reach out and put the cig on his unsuspectinig penis PiercedQT: If a guy has the audacity to shove his cock in a bathroom, which is suppose to be private, I'd assume the jerk-off would expect the worst. randomman816: youd only graze him with the cig right nothing too serious PiercedQT: Nope - I'd put it completely out - I'd use him as an ashtray. randomman816: wow you do havea little mean streak dont ya PiercedQT: You say that as if I wouldn't be justified in the matter. ran

Fun Weekend
ou — Sunday, May 20, 2007 So how's it going? I've had a fun weekend so far. My step brother's birthday was yesterday. My parents had a nice bbq at their house. My mom wanted to have a water fight and stuff with kids there. It was part of his birtheday part, but not really for his birthday. It was a side agenda of my mom's. My mom wanted my ex and her daughter there, so I went and got them before comeong over. It was kinda inconvienient for me, but whatever, it was for my mom. I played 21 with some people. I am sore everywhere now. About every part of my body, except my fingers and toes hurt. Especially my anke, walking is not fun. I did win though. So that's cool. I hadn't played for a long time, it was fun. I think I partly won because ai was a little taller than the other two people. The were pretty good though. I didn't think was going to win. One of the things I do, is touch the other pesons hands with the ball. That way it's expected, and con

Fun With Sex
As I lay here with my legs spread Like hot butter bleeding on stale bread. The warm insides of my cantaloupe thighs cry out in extasy as you eat my cherry pie. Visions of cucumbers often enter my mind and sometimes hot dogs, the plump when you cook'em kind Whipped cream all covered with goo slurping green jello in the tub with you You are my world my little cupcake, I want to lick your cream filling until you ache. Your Juicy Avacadoes so plump, and so ripe. Lets just do it in the kitchen tonight!!

A Fun Way To Help Raise Funds For Horse Rescue
From: FoReVERescueDate: Jul 8, 2007 7:12 PMI AM WRITING THIS PLEA SO THAT EVERYONE WILL UNDERSTAND A BIT BETTER WHAT THIS CONTEST IS ABOUT.FIRST OF ALL YOUR POETRY NEED NOT RHYME, AND THE FREE~STYLE CATEGORY DOES NOT NEED TO BE ABOUT ANIMALS. sECOND WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRST...WE ARE TRYING DESPERATELY TO RAISE FUNDS FOR 2 HORSE RESCUES, ONE ON EITHER SIDE OF THE OCEAN. LAST ANGEL RESCUES HORSES AND LACKS THE LAND AND FUNDING FOR THE LAND NEEDED SO THEY CAN RESCUE MORE HORSES AND PONIES...SHE TIRELESSLY EVERY MONTH WITHOUT FAIL HOLDS THE SUE BUNDRICK EMERGENCY RESCUE FUND FOR ANIMAL RESCUERS IN NEED, AND DOES NOT KEEP ANY OF THIS MONEY FOR HER RESCUE EFFORTS. IF SHE DOESN'T GET THE MONEY SHE NEEDS TO AQUIRE THE LAND SHE WILL BE HELPLESS TO HELP THE HORSES. HORSES ARE IN DANGER EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD, SO LETS GET TOGETHER AND HELP OUT!REALIZE THAT WHAT IS RAISED HERE IN ANERICAN DOLLARS TURNS OUT TO BE ABOUT HALF THAT AMOUNT IN GBP....SO IF I ONLY RAISE 100.00 USD AND WE SPLIT IT..S

Fun With Pizza Hut
I just tried the online ordering at Pizza Hut. Everything went well, created my online account, found a coupon and placed my order. That was easy, but what I didn't know was that the store would call me to confirm my order. When I got the call I knew who it was because I have the # programmed into my cell phone and it came up on caller ID. I answered the phone "West Salem Pizza Hut, how may I help you?". Dead silence for about 5 seconds then the girl says "Sorry wrong number" and hangs up. Wanting my pizza I called Pizza Hut back. The guy that answered was laughing so hard I could hardly understand him. I told him who I was and confessed to my little prank. When my order got here the delivery guy smiles at me, says "That was a good one" and hands me my pizza with a free order of bread sticks, compliments of the Manager. LOL

Fun With Style Sheets
I wanted to add something to my profile page that nobody else has. I wrote a short javascript image-rollover script and inserted into my 'About Me' section. You might have come across one of these scripts on other sites. Whenever you move your mouse cursor over an image it changes into something else. Didn't work, CherryTap filters out any javascripts. Not wanting to be denied I decided to try it using style sheets. CSS style sheets are what's used to create user skins. If you want to see what I came up with go to my profile page and scroll down to my 'About Me' section. Now put your mouse cursor over the eyes and see what happens. If you have a slow connection it may take a little while for the images to load. Anyone interested in learning how I did it can send me a message or shout at me whenever I'm On Tap.

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 17~*
Leonthegreat: i'd lick those rite off you PiercedQT: Pardon? Come again? Lick what off of me? Leonthegreat: your tattoos bitch PiercedQT: Wow, you must have some super tongue there, Casanova. I thought they were permanent. Leonthegreat: are you doubting my skill? PiercedQT: No, I'm not doubting your skills. However, I am doubting your pick-up lines... and perhaps your intelligence. Leonthegreat: you don't need a phd to be good in bed. PiercedQT: You're correct, but you need a PHD to GET INTO my bed. Leonthegreat: thats fucking shallow PiercedQT: How is THAT considered to be shallow? Leonthegreat: your judging me on my brains PiercedQT: No, Leon, I'm judging you on your LACK of brains. Leonthegreat: your a fucking bitch PiercedQT: And you, my darling, are DENIED! Leonthegreat: denied what Leonthegreat: i said denied what Leonthegreat: bitch

Fun Way To Get Off Food Lists For Parties
Want to be forever eliminated from the guest list? Just take this to your next "pot luck" dinner!!! Kitty Litter Cake" This is *no joke* READ THE INGREDIENTS AND STUFF FIRST AND THEN LOOK AT THE PHOTO.. TRUST ME.. DON'T LOOK AT THE PHOTO FIRST, BUT LAST... This is for all you cooks out there looking for something a little different........ WANT TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY? PREPARE THIS RECIPE! COMPLETELY EDIBLE, BUT YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT THINK SO! On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I found this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After recovering from hysterical laughter, I obtained a copy from the office staff so that my wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats. The pictures below show the results of her work. It doesn't look very nice, but it's actually quite tasty, so I decided to pass it along. CAKE INGREDIENTS: 1 box spice or German

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 18~*
crzyb: hello PiercedQT: Hi PiercedQT: Uhm, your weiner is hanging out in your picture. It looks like it's about to attack! *Runs for cover*. crzyb: oh I know lol crzyb: I have got to be honest. I want to play with you PiercedQT: What do you want to play? Pin the tail on the donkey? Can you be the jackass? I'll the be pinner. crzyb: works for me crzyb: can I drive down there in my sexy car and meet you PiercedQT: Sexy car? Sounds more like you'd rather screw your tail pipe than me. I'm sad now. crzyb: ummm lol I should say fast car crzyb: how would u respond if I went down on u? PiercedQT: I'd be all like "Hello, I love you, Won't you tell me your name." crzyb: haha you are cute/sexy crzyb: can I go down on you>> PiercedQT: Go Go Gadget Tongue! crzyb: I love using my tongue crzyb: can I meet you now? PiercedQT: No, I have my period. That would put a damper, no pun intended, on the situation. crzyb: oh

Fun With Food
As I lay here with my legs spread Like hot butter bleeding on stale bread. The warm insides of my cantaloupe thighs cry out in extasy as you eat my cherry pie. Visions of cucumbers often enter my mind and sometimes hot dogs, the plump when you cook'em kind Whipped cream all covered with goo slurping green jello in the tub with you You are my world my little cupcake, I want to lick your cream filling until you ache. Your Juicy Avacadoes so plump, and so ripe. Lets just do it in the kitchen tonight!!

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 19~*
stu...: hi PiercedQT: Heya stu...: wat u up to PiercedQT: Not much, was just about to head to bed I think. stu...: alone? PiercedQT: Yes. stu...: do you sleep naked PiercedQT: No, I wear a snow suit. stu...: i wanna fuck u.. PiercedQT: Well then... What's a girl to do! stu...: u tell?? PiercedQT: You're not very good at this. Am I suppose to be laughing? stu...: u can try me and then say anything...laugh or watever!! PiercedQT: You'd really be satisfied being with a girl that laughs at your attempts to be sexy? stu...: yeah... PiercedQT: Scale of 1 to 10... what's your desperation level at? stu...: 11 PiercedQT: Well, I'm definitely not flattered that you got desperate enough to contact me - nor am I turned on. stu...: if u don wanna meet me....u can chat here.. PiercedQT: Whoa Nelly - slow down there chap. Meet you? I won't even have cyber sex with you - let alone meet yo

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 20~*
black_kid_atl2005: my mom hate when white women like u fart by her and said she wud hit them if they did. Wat wud u do to her if she hit u for farting? PiercedQT: Fuck off black_kid_atl2005: mmm, its roleplay black_kid_atl2005: ur probly stronger and smarter than she is black_kid_atl2005: wud u walk up to her in a store and fart in front of her face just to insult her? black_kid_atl2005: that wud be hot PiercedQT: You must be some kind of retard to roleplay using your mom as a character black_kid_atl2005: mmm, a hot girl dominating and punishing her black_kid_atl2005: thats hot...she doesnt let me talk to girls at all black_kid_atl2005: you're just a pussy then if ur not into violent weird roleplay black_kid_atl2005: ur super conservative, bible-carrying christian bitch, arent you? PiercedQT: Do you understand the fact you're trying to role play using your FUCKING MOTHER as a character - do you see how that's fucking gross? You fucking incest

Fun With Flickr
Well as Yahoo is going to sut down their photo service, they moved all mine to flickr. Now I had a quick look around at first and thought hmmm yeah there are some good pics here, well they put mine to shame LOL. Then I had to do it, search for naughty stuff. Oh yes its there! Well I found one collection where the owner has ripped pics from different sites. Now the groups area can provide some surprising results :D Just try it and see what you can come up with.

Fun With Food
Fun With Food As I lay here with my legs spread Like hot butter bleeding on stale bread. The warm insides of my cantaloupe thighs cry out in extasy as you eat my cherry pie. Visions of cucumbers often enter my mind and sometimes hot dogs, the plump when you cook'em kind Whipped cream all covered with goo slurping green jello in the tub with you You are my world my little cupcake, I want to lick your cream filling until you ache. Your Juicy Avacadoes so plump, and so ripe. Lets just do it in the kitchen tonight!!

Fun With Karen
Fun with Karen by mh7654 © "You have a really beautiful cock," she said. I looked up at her and felt myself start to swell again. She was so beautiful. Her name was Karen. We'd been seeing each other for just two months, although I had been quietly lusting after her for almost a year. "I love the way it looks after you've cum, when it starts to go soft but it's still so thick and long. The little veins make it look so muscular." I smiled at her in the dim light. "Thanks," I replied. "But it would be nothing without your inspiration." "You've got that right." She giggled at her own comment and blew me a kiss. I pretended to catch it in my hand and plant it on the end of my cock. "You pig!" she said, giggling again. I felt so happy, so lucky that she was here. I watched her rub the last few drops of cum into the skin of her belly. She liked doing that, liked having me unload on her stomach, liked watching it fill the recess of her belly button and spill down her a

Fun With Fear
Every other day of the year we hear news of terror and terrorists, and how much our President thinks we should be afraid, but on Halloween we have fun with fear. It can be fun because the fear is real only to the extent that we are willing to suspend disbelief in whatever supernatural concept is contained in a movie, story, or costumed friend. Real terrorists try to instill fear of something real, something that could conceivably happen to anyone. How they do that depends on what result they hope to achieve, and what they have to work with. The small groups desperately trying to resist exploitation by powerful nations may kill a number of people, hoping to scare many more. It usually doesn't work very well, because it causes anger as well. Then, we have the opportunistic politician who uses someone else's terrorist acts to frighten his own people, who he promises to protect, if only the people will give him more power. This seems to work all too well, as we in America have

Funwords
Some words are just so fun to say, even if they are not so useful. They just roll off the toungue in a pleasing manner. Here are some of my favorites: colloquialism antediluvian blasphemy flatulence serenity oblong procrastinate multipath asyncronous

Fun Ways To Loose Weight... :)
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX! REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent 12 Calories Without her consent 2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 812 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories ORGASMS: Real 112 Calories Fake 1,315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed huggi

Fun With My Food
I am up early, and I was thinking, Hmmm the taste of pure light, and empowerment. I am sanguine for thoughs of you that do not know me. I love the taste of flesh, and the dribble of blood. I live on it. Yes I know I will get some heads turned, but that is how I am. Interesting, and never boring. Ha, at least I try. Anyhoo, I was just thinking about something that would make me smile, and well my nature caught my mind. To find a donor, is quite hard. So one day I will make that bond. I find in blood letting that one can fully explore the other. I am true to my nature, and if that bothers you then I understand. Go hang out were it is safer, if not I would love to say hello. I am a very loving creature, yet I find that I can also be dangerous. (Smiles)....well I had better get ready for bed. I look forward to hearing from everyone. Sleep well.

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 21~*
b_j: are you into dendrophiliaism? PiercedQT: Uhm, no... I don't think so.. b_j: well i wish u were, i'd want you to let me smother ur sap all over my limb PiercedQT: Come again? WTF am I - a Pine tree? b_j: i wish u were into dendrophiliaism b_j: no but in the role playing u could be, or a maple cuz i bet u taste good b_j: maybe u could wear a squirrel costume i had for an ex of mine and eat my nuts PiercedQT: Well that sounds fun - I love me a mouth full of nuts! b_j: i bet u do b_j: can u be a menustrating squirrel though? i mean that arouses me, the smell and sight and all like ur an animal in heat PiercedQT: Ew... Damn... I wanted to be a male squirrel - you could screw my tiny squirrel ass b_j: maybe u can be a beaver and chop down some of my wood? PiercedQT: Why can't I just be a dog - hump your leg, shit in your shoes - and call it a day? b_j: now that i would like, but i could be a blind squirrel and still do the sam

Fun With The Alphabet
Attentive, Bashful Caring and Daring. Excitable, Friendly Goofy and Helping. Intelligent ,Jovial Kind and Loving. Methodical, Needless Obsessed and Practical. Quarrelsome, Reliable Stubborn and Talkative. Unusual, Vivacious Wacky and X-treme. Young and Zealous.

Fun W/ Ut3
Well I got a little bored today so I re-rendered this video to upload to myspace. If you're into gaming, like to jam to the tunes or are bored you can catch it on youtube and watch in high quality. It makes a huge difference. http://youtube.com/watch?v=2KzAYs44NLQ

Fun With Sis
Take my hand and we run, Splashing mud everywhere.... I fall and take you with me, You even have mud in your hair. You pick up a handful, and throw it at me. I ducked and laughed, as it hit the tree. My turn now, I pick up some, I cannot see, mud on my face. I swing my arm and throw, Hoping my aim is to the right place. I hear your laugh and know I missed. Just to hear that sound makes me smile To know that this time spent with you Was the best and so worthwhile. I hope you had as much fun as me, Laughing and mud throwing all day I know we don't spend much time together but know in our hearts, all day we could play...

Fun With Twixtor-surf At Currumbin
I love the city in the background of some of his shots. Fun with Twixtor - Surf at Currumbin from Geoff Charters on Vimeo. -- Producer says, First light at Currumbin Gold Coast Australia. Used Twixtor to slow down segments of surfing. This program is the best time remapping software I've used. Shot on the Sony EX1. Music by me.

Fun Weekend
whoot... party.. harder this weekend... drank a whole whakc of booze then went to shooters got barred for 60 days from a bar for fighting 5 minutes before close ..lol... and got so drunk don't even remeber when i wen thome...hhaha was still going saturday woot just party aniomal.. hah i thought i would write something ppls can read

Fun With Elements
In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?" Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher nodded and called on little Susie. Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette" The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon." The teacher said, "Why Johnny?" He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"

Fun With Me
Would you makeout with me?[ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have ;)Would you sleep in the same bed as me?[ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] MaybeAm I attractive?[ ] Heck no [ ] Hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly!Do you think I'm a virgin?[ ] Yes [ ] NoI look like..[ ] A player[ ] a wife/husband[ ] One time thing[ ] Next bf/gf[ ] A friend[ ] A friend with benefits[ ] A possibility[ ] A loser[ ] A hottieIf you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?[ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybeWould you rather...?[ ] Hook up with me[ ] Cuddle with me[ ] Date me[ ] Friends[ ] Friends with benefits[ ] Marry meOn a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me...[ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10What would you want me to be to you?[ ] Friend[ ] Girlfriend/Boyfriend[ ] Friend with benefits[ ] Husband/WifeWould you give me a lap dance?[ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe

Fun With Fruit - The Plantain
My wife's been in the hospital for a bit. I've had urges and, being the ethical slut I am, I decided to take care of them myself.Or at least with a quick visit to the produce section...So starts my journey into - Fun With Fruits. (This first episode took place on June 29, 2009.) I remembered seeing something about people masturbating with plantains, so I decided to start with this. They were only 57 cents a pound and I just needed one, so it seemed like an easy decision to make. The first thing I did was to cut it in half.Then I scooped out the insides of one of the halves, leaving it hollow. I also cut a small slit near the closed end to allow for air flow.I watched a porn (Transexual Babysitters) while using the skin to masturbate. Unfortunately, the skin split, making it more difficult to use. So I threw it out and started using my hands. The plantain goop was a decent lube.Anyway, here's a couple of "after" pics of the skin. Notice the split.PROS: Feels pretty smooth and

Fun With Fruit - The Cantalope
(This episode took place on June 27, 2009.)Well, after my first foray into the Fruit Kingdom of Love, I wanted to try something new.The store where I bought the plantain also had cantalopes for sale for $1 each, so I got one.The first thing I did was to cut a hole and, again, scoop out the flesh behind it, and cut a slit in the opposite side.I watched another porn movie (The Liars Club), grabbed the melon, and went to town. Due to problems encountered, though, I once again stopped using the fruit and used my hands.Here's a picture the finished product.PROS: I loved the weight and shape of the cantalope. It made it feel like I was holding a woman's head while she was giving me a blowjob. The flesh gripped my dick pretty well.CONS: There's a big hollow space in the center of the melon. In addition, I kept hitting the back side of the melon. Afterwards, there was a dimple there.If I were to use a melon again, I might choose a small, seedless watermelon or else fill the cantalope wi

Fun With Names Vol.1
Russian Foxx: lmao, asshole; i was about to get mad->Russian Foxx: so you like my new name?->Russian Foxx: pfft... save that for dr.black and get on your knees whoreRussian Foxx: w/ a strap on->Russian Foxx: :PRussian Foxx: lmao!!->Russian Foxx: and you would so fuck me and you know it!->Russian Foxx: :DRussian Foxx: dyss!->Russian Foxx: one more wrong answer and i am cutting your tits off->Russian Foxx: i'm not that much of a fagRussian Foxx: Dr Black?Russian Foxx: gdammit->Russian Foxx: (bh) i hate you->Russian Foxx: don't make me rape youRussian Foxx: lamo, who are you??->Russian Foxx: cunt!Russian Foxx: Jen?->Russian Foxx: pfft!Russian Foxx: BH?->Russian Foxx: (h)->Russian Foxx: i love you nat ->Russian Foxx: and while i am on the subject->Russian Foxx: no try involved everyone knows you are nothing but a twobit hookerRussian Foxx: nice try->Russian Foxx: you'd probably fuck for foodstamps even->Russian Foxx: i so could only cost about $20Russian Foxx: just cause you didnt get into

Fun With Names Vol.2 Rio My Pimp
as sexy pricilla here and in like a minute... i got.. 32 friends request and 6 fuckers in my shout box trying to fuck me... i shit you not... i am gonna kill that bitch... *damn* how desperate are these guys if they see this pic and jump?

Fun With Names Vol. 3... The Tranny
so with all the friends request due to rio's pimp i decided i wanted to make an example out of these whoreish guys... and amuse myself in the process so i changed my pic to an ugly tranny and the name to IvannaEatYourMeatBigBoys... and accepted 34 people in all... it seems like a fubar walk of shame doesn't it? all these losers so desperate for attention... i think if Rio's up for it i shall do this every day what do you think?

Fun With Words
Did you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"? Did you know that "eat" is the only word that, if you take the 1st letter andmove it to the last, spells its past tense, "ate"? And if you rearrange the letters in "so-called tea partyRepublicans," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Shut the fuck upyou freeloading, progress-blocking, benefit-grabbing,resource-sucking, violent, hypocritical assholes, and face the factthat you nearly wrecked the country under Bush." Wow! How weird is that?

25 Fun Ways To Pamper Your Body And Increase Vitality. (repost)
Taking great care of the body relieves stress, increases vitality and feeds the soul. In this article we will cover 25 recommendations will leave your body (and mind) prr-ing like a cat. By integrating the following tips your body will feel loose and fertile, and be on its way to becoming the well-oiled machine you know it can be! 1. Drink at least 30 oz of Water every day Water is the elixir of life. Too many of us walk around de-hydrated and over the long-term this can hurt our vitality. Make it a habit to drink at least 30 oz of water every day. 2. Scrub your Skin After a shower, take a wash cloth and literally scrub your body from head to toes. This removes dead skin cells and enables the skin to excrete toxins and “breathe” easier. Plus, you will look fantastic the next day. I highly recommend 1) scrubbing outside of the shower and 2) performing this routine 2x a week. 3. Wear comfortable Shoes The feet are the workhorse of the body, a

Fun With Joe
I've actually been hanging out with friends during winter break it's awesome!Realized I never hung out with My friend Joe 1 on 1 today. He was worried my ex would want tobeat him up. He's the kinda guy that thinks every guy just wants to get in my pantswhich ok I'm not gonna say that no guy has ever tried befriending me to get in mypants but Joe isn't one of em. I think the real problem is that Joe is just one of thosepeople that is very comfortable to be around. He's been hurt badly by women in the pastand for that reason has been single for going on 8 years...crazy.So we ended up going out to eat then watching a B horror movie called"beware! children at play". It was horrible and I ended up liking it more then hedid but it was almost on the verge of bad bad.He owed me a drink so I got some really tasty beer that he bought thats really expensive.It's raspberry flavored and oh so yummy. I was also invited to the New Years party he's having, don't know if I can go yetbut it sounds like

Fun With Dick And .....
Were a thirtysomething couple that just happen to be total pervs I (Kelly, 37 m) love watching a woman give head and i REALLY like watching Jenny (my 35yr old high school sweetheart) give head. Whether its my cock or not, i love watching her get a mouthful. But she wants more than to just give head. She really needs to be able to lick some pussy as well. Ive never been with 2 women before but she and i have had a stunt cock join in time or two, but we need a couple from indy to experiment with....much more to cum as our search goes on serious inquiries only please

31 Fun Ways To Entertain Yourself Aka. 31 Ways To Annoy Those Around You
1) Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 3)Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." 4) If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 5)Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 6) Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 7) Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." 8) Practice making fax and modem noises. 9) Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. 10) Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 11) Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 12) Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. 13) Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 14)Holler random numbers whi

A Fun Work Tale
Two black guys (don't call me racist, how else can I put this into context?) came in to my work today and put a huge smile on my face. Once they walked in the one looked at me awestruck and said "so you're telling me I can come in here to get a tan and then send some mail?!" I laughed and replied "yep, do you want to tan after this.. you're looking a little pasty". Perhaps somewhere else this would have upset someone but State College is a strange little community. He then pointed out that people tanned because they're trying to obtain his skin tone. Touche sir! They came in to send a phone back and had everything they needed but no clue what to do with it. We found the shipping label, put the phone in the box, I slapped a piece of tape on it with the shipping label on top and said that's all there is to it. I told them if my boss was there I'd have to charge them $1 for 'packaging services' but I frankly think that's obscene for a piece of tape and 3 minutes of labor. Just a typical

Fun With Flag Poles
One night down at the town swimming hole a some friends and I decide to climb the flag pole. Person A climbs up and yells in triumph. Now of course there was booze involved so the rope was soon grabbed and pulled on vigorously. Since there was now about 160 pounds of extra weight on the top of the pole it was soon swaying very nicely. What fun! I soon was yelling “I want to try it!” Ok, up I go. It was pretty exciting being about 20 feet up in the cool night air on top of a flag pole. Top of the world Ma! Shortly the rope was grabbed again and off I went! Wow! This was better than an amusement park ride and the laughter was intense from all involved. Things were starting to get out of hand because it was getting harder and harder to hold on as the pole swayed more and more violently. Then, just when I though I was going to fly off, the pole bent! Of course the rope was pulled more until I was standing on the ground still holding the pole! Ever seen a flag pole bent to the ground? Stra

Fun Yet Serious
Boy, I want to tell you I had loads of fun yesterday, but it ended on a serious note. Traci, Jason and I were invited to a friend named Kevin's birthday party today. It was a birthday/swimming/barbecue party. Everything went fabulous and I had a blast, which is a first in about 7 months. After everyone left about 9:30 p.m, the 9 adults of us left decided to all crowd in the hot tub for awhile. It went great and we all had a pretty good time, drinking and just talking. The last nine adults were, Kevin, Laurie, Julie, Ron, Jack, Jason, Traci, Garrett and me. Well considering Jason had to go to work early we decided to leave about midnight. Traci and I were drenched to the bone and ran inside to change into drier clothes. We took Jason's cigarettes and lighter in there with us and he asked us if it was in there with us and we said yes, but he nevertheless had to wait to get them. Next thing we know, Garrett's daughter, Alley, came running in there to Traci and me and said there was a

Fun...yea!
EMAIL Responses, please! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Do you like anal pleasures? 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Funzioni Importanti Di Cellulari
Il BlackBerry è uno smartphone di grande potenza con la capacità di elaborare e memorizzare i dati più velocemente di gadget normali telefoni cellulari. La maggior parte di questi telefoni sono utilizzati per scopi diversi, ma l'obiettivo principale è la comunicazione e l'elaborazione dei dati e il trasferimento. Questo tipo di telefono cellulare assicura una elevata qualità di elaborazione dati e consente un abbonato abituare a usi diversi. Ad esempio, la maggior parte delle organizzazioni utilizzano i telefoni cellulari per essere in grado di comunicare con il mondo esterno (ad esempio clienti, parti interessate e agli investitori) e anche permettere loro di condividere internamente che esternamente molto facilmente le informazioni. Questi dispositivi in ??tali dispositivi mobili anche garantire la precisione nella consegna informazioni e sono sempre molto veloce. -android 4.2 Questi smartphone sono anche sostituiti i PDA e computer come una modalità di comunicazione, perché questi

Fu-orphan
FU-ORPHANAGE LOBOSHEWOLF FOUNDATION I THINK THE AUCTIONS ARE COOL IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY TO GET IN ONE AND OFFER HAPPY HOURS, VIPS, OR BLASTS TO HAVE PPL BID ON YOU, BUT SOME OF US CAN'T AFFORD TO DO THAT.....SO HERE IS THE THING I WAS THINKING I WOULD DO ... I WILL PUT MYSELF AND OTHER FU-ORPHANS LISTED BELOW UP FOR ADOPTION IF ANYONE WANTS TO ADOPT ME OR ONE OF MY FU-ORPHANS AND BUY THE FU-ORPHAN OF YOUR CHOICE A HAPPY HOUR, BLAST OR VIP YOUR FU-ORPHAN WILL RATE ALL PICS AND STASH AND ADD ADOPTED BY * ADOPTERS NAME *FOR ADOPTING THEM OTHER THAN THAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK THE FU-ORPHAN OF YOUR CHOICE WHAT ELSE THEY MAY BE WILLING TO DO *WINK* IF YOU ADOPT A FU-ORPHAN & BUY THEM A HH, VIP, OR BLAST PLEASE BE SURE TO ADD IN A MESSAGE THAT YOU HAVE ADOPTED THEM FROM HERE..ALSO SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE LETTING ME KNOW AS WELL.. IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO ADOPT AN ORPHAN AT LEAST SHOW UM SOME FU-LUV ADD,FAN,RATE YOU WILL BE HAPPY YOU DID THEY ARE SOME OF THE BEST FUBAR HAS

Fu Over The Kid Pt 2
subject: fuck her again lol received: 06/7/2010 09:16 am replied: no block this member received: 06/7/2010 08:37 am replied: no block this member incredible, you dont even know my situation.im in africa hahaha, anyways, you can think what you want.all i know, is that what kerry is about to do with her friends is disgusting.those convos with kerry, you sure she did not change any of my words?as for johnny, i told him i said crap about him, lots of crap.i was upset, i had left him due to thinking he was chatting with kerry again.. eg the fake drink.im sick and tired of all of thisso do what you have to do, just as i am.as i said, and will say again but in caps.NOONE CAN SEE ANYTHING THEY ARE HIDDEN=== 'NOT so PRECIOUS' wrote the following at '2010-06-07 08:34:16'..>> I never brought your child up, YOU did! I would have never of even known about that, Just like all this stuff about to go down...It's all in YOUR own words as for talking crap about you, yes 7MOS ago...

Fu-own Me????
WOOOOTTT THE X-MAS AUCTION IS NOW OPEN!! BIDDINGS CAN BE BROUGHT TILL WEDNESDAY THE 12TH OF DECEMBER. JUST REMEMBER THE BIDDING HAS TO BE HIGHER AS THE PREVIOUS ONE!! UNDERNEATH MY PIC YOU'LL SEE WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER. JUST CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND LEAVE YOUR BID IN A COMMENT. Hot Marina 30 minute private video on request or a 1 hour live camsession 10 nsfw pics in which 2 are personal salutes rate all their pics 11. rate all stash. and a phonecall "Owned by" in name for 1 month

Fu Ownage (part Deux)
WHY ONLY HAVE 1 FU WHEN YOU CAN HAVE 2? *** NOTE*** ONLY SEND YOUR BID PROPOSAL TO RAIN'S FUMAIL. YOU MAY BID ANYTHING YOU LIKE, RAIN AND I WILL DECIDE HOW TO SPLIT WINNING BID. RAIN AND I WILL POST UPDATES ON HIGHEST BID . YOU MAY BID MORE THAN ONCE. ALL WINNING BIDS MUST BE PAID BEFORE EXCHANGE OF OWNERSHIP!!! YOU WILL ONLY OWN US FOR 2 WEEKS. EVERYTHING IS KEPT SFW . THIS IS OPEN TO MEN & WOMAN BOTH !!! BIDDING ENDS Jan 5th! & WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED!!! Highest bid so far is 500,000 FUBUCKS (as of 01/01/08). W.Y.K.D Storm Radio

Fu-own Me!!!
~&hearts~Wanna Fu-Own me????~&hearts~ Well If you do come and check me out This is what I'm Offering: If the Highest bid Is a 7 day blast will offer to rate all Pix and Stash on HH up to 200 4 the week, Add to top Friends # 1, Fu-Own by on scream name, 1 gift, pimp out, An day comment for a week If the Highest bid Is a 30 day blast will offer to rate all Pix and Stash on HH up to 300 a week, Add to top Friends # 1, Fu-Own by on scream name, 2 regular gift, Big pimp gift, pimp out blogs, An 2 times a day comment, add to family, Link there profile on mine for One month SFW salute. If the Highest bid Is a HH will offer to rate all Pix and Stash on HH up to 400 a week, Add to top Friends # 1, Fu-Own by on scream name, 2 regular gift, Big pimp gift, pimp out blogs, An 2 times a day comment, add to family, Link there profile on mine, 1 SFW/ 1 NSFW salute, a 20 min call SFW for two month . If the Highest bid Is a HH 30 DAY BLAST or higher will offer to rate all Pix and

Fu Own Cherry In Ppp Auction Ends 5/2 So Hurry!
OWN A CHERRY!! CO-OWNER OF PU$$YCAT PLAYMATES IN PU$$YCAT AUCTION! ENDS MAY 5TH @9PM FUBAR TIME! GET UR BIDS IN NOW B4 SHE GETS SNATCHED UP! FU OWN CHERRY IN THE LATEST PU$$YCAT PLAYMATE AUCTION! SHE'S WORTH EVERY PENNY!!! IF U OWN CHERRY THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE PERKS: OWNED BY IN NAME ALL PICS RATED DURING HH ALL STASH RATED DURING HH 2 SFW PICS OF CHOICE LINK ON PAGE WEEKLY PIMPOUTS BLOG PIMPOUT DAILY PROFILE COMMENTS DAILY GIFTS ADD TO FAM ADD TO YAHOO PERSONAL ALBUM ON PAGE 2 SFW SALUTES THE HIGHEST BIDDER OVER $1 MILLION FUBUCKS AND/OR BID BLINGS, BLASTS, OR HAPPYHOURS WILL RECEIVE A PERSONAL PHONE CALL FROM CHERRY TO WORK OUT THE DETAILS OF YOUR OWNERSHIP THAT ARE NOT REVEALED IN THIS BULLETIN! IF U EVER WANTED TO OWN A PLAYMATE THIS IS UR CHANCE! GET UR BIDS IN NOW FU

Fu Owner
This is a blog.. regarding my owner... Ring Of Fire. He won me in the auction..although I do not think hes getting a great deal! LOL. He is a great guy..and awesome friend. Always treats me with respect.. and gives me lots of attention. Thank You Ring.. hugs!

Fuowner Needs Help...
She needs 50,000 comments in 6 weeks...this is going to be very hard to do but I know it is possible...If you can just leave 100 comments I would much appreciate it and if you do please tell me and I will do something for you...FuBucks, bling, gifts, something...I will even take special request on anything you want...just let me know..

Fu Owned By Bigsexy-show Him Sum Good Luvin!!!!
imikimi - Customize Your World I AM NOW FU OWNED BY BIGXEXY!! MAKE SURE YOU SHOW HIM SOME GOOD LOVIN!!! ~~BIGSEXY~~Cherrypye's FU-MAN~~FU OWNED by CAREBEAR.FU OWNER OF LEAH@ fubar HE WAS TOP BIDDER FOR ME IN MISH1'S MARS VS VENUS AUCTION, HOWS ABOUT SHOWIN HER SOME LOVE TOO!!! MishNumber1 ♥ FubarWorldCruise & WISEUKF Owner~SUP, ClubFAR, ShadowLevelers, SargesBadGirls@ fubar

Fu-own Me,micki-blue-eyes=im Worth Owning ;)
Emanon's never ending Auction--ends when i accept a bid :P Come bid on me...Ill do all I say..I promise~! Click on this pic and it will take you there owned by Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Just ask he'll tell ya Im good on my word~!

Fu-owner Etiquette?
So what exactly if fu ownership etiquette? What are the rules of being owned? Can you have more than one owner at a time? (I think yes If the deals you make a different although I at this time only have one owner) Can you enter another auction if it ends after the owners ownership period? (I think yes) How long do you have to complete your offers has the bought one? (I say you have till end of ownership period however long that maybe) Does anyone know or do we make this up has we go? Comment and tell me what you think.

Fu-owed/slave???
I want to be owned! Do u want a Slave? The things i can offer u,"Owned by" in my name for a month, link to ur profile on my profile, 11's during HH on all ur pix everyday until the jobs done, Stash rates on everything u got stashed! A Bling once a week, To keep ur drunk up, Make u a SFW or NSFW salute and pix made by me,To promote my closest of friends to shower u with just as much love as possible, if u think of something i did not feel free to post it here! i want spoiled, don't u? xoxo waitin to hear from u!!! Now let's start the bidding!!! BeeBee

Fu Owner - Scarecrow (pimp Out #1)
Scarecrow He is kind hearted, sincere, giving, good looking and has an awesome sense of humor! He enjoys writing poetry (ya really need to read his work!), as well as, writing music. He also does amazing graphics! If Scarecrow isn't already on your friends list...you need to go add him! Don't forget to tell him Gem sent ya!! Scarecrow *owned by ♊aGEM4life♊ owner of ♊aGEM4life♊*Spankers Club*Shadow This bulletin brought to you with love by... ♊aGEM4life♊ [Shadow Leveler]ღOwned By/Owner Of Scarecrowღ

Fu Owned Auction!!!
Im for sale in the fu-owned auction!!! Pls come bid on me.... hehehehe i'd love my first blast/bling pack/ happy hour or renewed VIP mine is over in 4 days!!!! So please stop by.... rate my pic.... and bid on me!!! ^^Click The Pic!!!!^^

Fu Ownage
What is fu-Owned? fu-Owned is a game where members are bought with fuBucks and considered owned by the buyer. The buyer is gauranteed to hold onto their new purchase for at least 5 minutes. After 5 minutes, others may purchase the member out from under the owner at an increased price, the profit being split at varying percents between the member being purchased, fubar, and the previous owner (if applicable). After 30 days of being owned by the same person, ownership will expire and the member's value will be reset. Every consecutive purchase will result in increased worth of the user being bought. The number of members one can fu-Own will vary depending on what one's user level is on fubar. you can find the link to own someone here Your owner will post here Whoever bids on you, you get half the fubux, btw 8-p WAIT 5 Min for the SERVER to give your money back to you Your Ownage Page Viewing your page Fu Owned Un happy??? To you

Fu-ownership And The Drama It Ensues! New Update!
Well kids, it looks as though we have a new feature on Fubar. The ability to own each other just by clicking a link. And, as with all fu-changes or fu-updates, we have some new fu-drama to go with it. Some people like this new feature, like me! Some, do not. The ones that do not, their arguements are that they want to be asked permission, or that they are losing fu-bucks. OH NO!! Say it ain't so!! Come on people, it's virtual money you are losing, not real money. Get a freakin grip!!! And as far as being asked permission?? For WHAT?? If you don't want to be fu-owned, put that in your name. If you think it will bring out the stalkers, then just don't participate. Don't buy anyone! Update: I have now seen people getting blocked over this. OMG!! This is a FUCKING computer game! Nothing more! If it bothers you SO much that someone wants to "own" you, then GTF off the computer! Who cares if someone wants to "own" someone by clicking their mouse. OMG! Calm down!! Facebook d

Fu -owned
ok i get that all the other sites such as face book and myspace have some version of this and its fun to buy and sell people virtually and that the game has to be different than the other sites, but here is my bitch - i bought Baby Jesus for 161,051 fuBucks,and he was purchased from me for 500,000 fubucks, ok here is where it gets twisted Baby Jesus gets 250,000 fubucks on this sale and i get 50,000 fubucks on this transaction for a grand total of lets do the math 300,000 fubucks being split up for this and 200,000 fubucks diapering into thin air, i understand its virtual money and this is a game but this whole site is geared around point whoreisim with people buying happy hours and bling packs etc to level and earn virtual money and points so my question is this who else thinks this makes any sense?

Fu-owned
as a part of the fun of the whole Fu-Owned thing: anyone that currently owns me when I get on the computer I will rate them as much as I can until and get them drunk until ownership is changed!! If you want a salute or something else..lemme know I am apparently your fu-bitch lol

Fu-owned
fubar rather pissed me off tonight! I posted a MuMM fubar wide about buying your friends… the part they do not tell you or I just missed. Did you know that if you buy someone say for $10,000 and that person is bought from you for $10,200 you do not recoup you initial $10,000 ? You only get 10% on the %200! So, some people will go broke real quick buying friends. I learned this from a “bouncer -expert”. For those that do not want to play you can turn it off in your settings as I did LOL. Well I MuMM’d it and it was not there 5 minutes before “the shop” deleted it… LOL

Fu-owned: What We Know, And What We Don't...
Originally posted on 11/19/2008. Fubar's new feature, fu-Owned, launched this week. It is a feature that allows fubar members to use their fubucks to buy other members. As with any new feature, there appears to be some confusion as to how this works and what to do to get the maximum enjoyment out of it. For the purpose of education, this blog will show what we know so far about the feature, what we don't know, and hopefully serve as a forum to discuss either. As always, your input is appreciated. What We Know What we know about the feature can be summed up in the following outline. Members must be at least level 10 to be eligible for purchase. Members can be purchased by clicking on the "own me" link on their public profiles. This will bring up that person's "fu-Owned" profile, where you can also see a list of the members that person owns (and, consequently, go to their profiles and buy them). The starting price of a member is fu$10,000 (as of 11/18/2008), but you can

Fuownership
Feel free to buy me if you're interested in this whole FuOwned thing. I'll happily accept the FuBucks I get from it. HOWEVER, do not expect me to thank you, bling you, add you to my family, show you my private pics, or anything else as a result of your purchase of me. Also, I'm not interested on FuOwning anyone. What a waste of FuBucks that I could spend on other things!

Fu-owned
I am noticing it isnt worth buying people in Fu-Owned and then having them bought from you you dont even get close to the amount of fu-bucks you have invested in the friend or person you bought back when someone buys them from you.I bought a few ofmy friends and others have bought them from me but when they were bought from me i may have only gotten like 2 or 3 thousand FU bucks back after spending any where to 10 or 12000 FU-Bucks on investing on the newly FU-Owned... I am thinking maybe someone should check into seeing what is going on and if this is the plan that no one makes any money or anything or whats the deal on it i know i am not buying anyone until this is fixed or i am reimbursed the 25000 fu-bucks for the people that i bought and were sold and i wasnt at least reimbursed that amount that i bought them for!!

Fu-own Me
If you decide to Fu-Own me. You will be placed as my #1 in both my friends and family. Have your name placed in my nickname: Military Veteran Fu-Owned by__________. I will make you my crush. And you will get your picture placed in My Fu-Owner folder.

Fu _ Own Me !!
I recently noticed I been getting Fu - owened. And I think its kinda cute and funny. SO for all who are interested get into the game. And try your best to make me yours. Thats right, FU - OWN me. Lets see the fun and games begin .

Fu-owned Auction 5 "happy Valentine's Day" Auction
Want to own Lizzie? Now's your chance to bid on me!!!! I’ll buy you a drink every other day (whenever I’m online basically) and I’ll rate all pics and stashes during HH! If I get a Bling Pack, I'll make sure to bling you! IF I get a VIP I’ll rate you 11s!!! Also the person with the highest bid, will get to fu-own me! How easy is that??? If Cash value is upped, then there will be more to add ;) Fu-Owned in my name for a month Rate all pics during HH One SWF Salute/Shout Out Everyday I log on there will be a 2-3 drink minimum if not already drunk Add as a top friend get my Yahoo s/n If VIP everything else the same except with 11s. If bling pack is bought, then will also bling. **will add to family for one month if VIP & Bling pack** click below :) Brought to you by: TώåunεVålêntïnô™ *§näke Ëyeš ®ädïð *!!!! Fu-Owned Auction™ 5 "Happy Valentine's Day " !!!! bully posted by: Lizzie Doll ~GrEeTeR~ at ViPeR's DoLL HoUsE@ fubar

Fu Owned Valentine's Auction!
I am in serious need for a Valentine's owner! I have some great offers and more to be added, maybe even some special incentives for my bidders ;). I need to be able to spoil someone on Valentine's Day and all through the next month, so come bid on me and let that someone be you!! Here is the link to my auction page: Please repost for me! Thanks

Fu-owned Auction 5 - "happy Valentines Day!"
Fu-Owned Auction 5! "Happy Valentines Day!" Wanna be my Valentine? Well now you can have me as your Valentine for 30 days! Click the tag to place that ridiculous bid or just to rate it since rates count big too! XOXOX *muah* TY! =)

Fu-owned Auction 5
Bidding Ends Feb 14th @ 11 pm est Click on the pic of me to make a bid! :) Own by in my name #1 friend/family for one month Pimpout on my page Bulletin & Blog Pimpout Gifts/Drinks Galore 2 SFW Salutes Rate all pics 10s or 11s if VIP is bid Rate all stash/blogs throughout the month If big bling pack is bidded will give you an auto11. More will be added depends on bids Auction Brought To You By: TώåunεVålêntïnô™ *§näke Ëyeš ®ädïð * Bulletin Brought To You By: ♥SinfulBrat♥ RL Wife2~BigDaddy + Owned By Sayhey2008

Fu-owned Auction 5 ~ You Can Own Me~
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN... THAT'S RIGHT... I'M UP FOR AUCTION! CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO OWN ME FOR A MONTH! YOU WON'T REGRET IT!! DON'T FORGET TO LOVE ON THE AUCTION HOST AND HOSTESS: A/R/F/CRUSH AND BLING THEM!! TώåunεVålêntïnô™ *§näke Ëyeš ®ädïð *@ fubar PebblesinAZ@ fubar

Fu-owned Auction 5 Final Results
Final Results (Trixxy) (Starry : 800k fubucks ) (Sinfulbrat) (Terbear : 25 fu bling pack) (JLYNN) (dejaview469 : 3 Auto 11's and a 30 blast) (Blakkie) (Lovely lady :1 million fubucks, a 1 month Vip and a 3 Day Blast ) (Wills) (TNDreamer :1 month vip and 1 million fubucks ) (Ctgirl) (Fan/Rate/Add : $300 mix and match) (Pleasurable) (Abn Da Boss : $2,500,000 Fubucks) (BURG) (Your Ultimate Desire :$120 his way + $500k fu bux) (Sweetie Pie Sandra) (Essence :$50.00 your way)

Fu-owned Auction 6 Final Results
Final Results Serendipity Yanni5 : with 350 bling pack NYC Nurse Jerry G with :1HH, 1 auto11, 1 Cherry Bomb, 350 BLING PACK!, 30 DAY BLAST!, and 4 million FUBUCKS Steffy HOLY SMOKE with :3 million fubucks, 1 happy hour, and 1 cherry bomb bling Jezebelle Samael with : 1 Happy Hour Little O HD Fatboy with : 1 Happy Hour and a 135 credit bling pack. Jennicense montanamountain with :2 hh, 350 bling, 30 day blast and a two bombs or autos her choice FukFace Submissive with : 1 happy hour and 350 bling pack Cllgegrl Texas Guy with : auto 11 and cherry bomb

Fuowned Auto11/cherrybomb Raffle *more Chances This Time*
*Notice..the close date for this is going to be a week later..I have really not pushed it what with the death of my beloved little Gabriel..* There are some slight differences this time! So pay attention..min BID is higher this time..and MORE CHANCES TO WIN! Higher priced FuOwned Entries are worth more entries! ALSO..with the NEW FuOwned Rules..you are GUARANTEED to get back half your Entry fee! Ok...I am going to raffle off an AUTO11/Cherrybomb. Entry to the raffle will require you buy a FuOwned from me. To show that it is an Raffle Entry you will buy them for an amount ending in 422. For example 1,000,422 Fubux... Or 50,422 FuBux. There is no bottom limit to the FuOwns price to Qualify. The Lowest possible bid accepted for an entry will be 50,422 FuBux. In other words if the Min bid is only 12,000 fubux..you have to change the bid to 50,422 fubux. I will pick the winner by using a random name generator called Mad Hatter. I will attempt to video the draw. If you don't trus

Fu Owned Read It Understand It
Ok i find it funny when people bitch piss and moan about who owns who and who doesn't i make it very clear no matter who owns who if your in a relationship with someone that is bought from you it does not mean your other half wants there new owner sure some are hot and some clame that there owner is fake and you may or may not notice that there owner look's a hell of alot like there EX and that may or may not bother you but it's just a game here on fu world you are all special in your own way and no one but you can ever own the person you are

Fu-owned Me Baby!
I'm up for auction come and make me yours for a month..I'll make a good fu-slave baby!!! Own in my name for 1 monthAdded 2 Top Friends/FamilyPimpout on my About MeRandom Gifts each week100 11s for 4 weeksIf 25 Dollars All Above Plus:1 SFW 15 Phone Call (if wanted)Random Gifts or Bling If I Have AnyOracle Pimpout Daily for 4 weeks1 Custom Skin for you or a Friend200 11s for 4 weeksIf 50 dollars or Over All Above Plus:Oracle Pimpout Daily for 2 months2 Custom Skins for you or a FriendRandom Gifts or Bling If I Have Any500 11s for 4 weeksAdd to Yahoo (if wanted)1 SFW Salute Anyway you want it (within reason)I Love Blasts, Bling Packs, would love a HH hehe *muahz*

Fu-owned Auction November Update
Just want it give a big shutout to everyone for checking out last month auction . (Fu-Owned Auction 9) Also want it to thank SLDC for her help on awesome photoshop graphics, and Minou for co-hosting with me . Have A Great Weekend ! Twaune Valentino

Fu-owned
I like the Fu-Owned thingy....it tells me who appreciates me enough to want to own me, and feature me on their page....I just get irked when dudes wanna get into a pissing contest over a chick that they know they couldnt have in R/L anyway.......I got called a prick this morning......I usually dont take offense to what people say on here.....but ...FUCK YOU!!!!!(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) that is all

Fu Ownership
Im not sure what most people do when they own someone on here as each person has their own personal limitations Financially Im not able to buy bling and all that crap and prolly wouldnt even if i could. I will not buy anyone that has not bothered to ever say "hi" to me or that I do not care to say "hi" to. Heres some of the things I do for my "pets" (fuownees): 1. I will try to keep ur buzz meter full. 2. I will try to keep at least 1/2 ur pics..if not all (depending on how many u have) rated. 3. I will leave u comments when I can. 4. If u are close to leveling I will try to help u out. As a "pet" in good standing I try to mantain at least some form of convo, even if its only through the gifts n drinks I set or through messages. Those that can peak my interest could then be added to my family list, allowing for a whole new set of perks. Those on my family list have the right to use the SB to talk to me and they have the right to view n rate any family only pics I might put up as

Fu Owned....point Whoring...and Freebird?....
Well, now that the point fiasco has subsided for me I can get back to blogging some. Don’t mind me there are times, just like anyone else that we go through “point phases.” Going from Level 28-32 in one week was a little crazy but it was fun. And I can see how people get addicted to it. Me ahh, barring any more unforeseen fu kindness I’ll be stuck here for awhile again. Lol. So let’s play some catch up…fu owned. Well, you can’t make billions and millions anymore that’s for sure. As a matter of fact you actually LOSE money now in some cases. I guess you will watch the prices of people PLUMMET like crazy. Commence mass fu-expiration. Those billion dollar fu owned people will be a thing of the past, very, very soon… It will also bring back the “value” of the fubuck.

Fu Owned....point Whoring...and Freebird?....
Check the blog below and to the left with the same title...don't forget to rate , tell your friends and post your comments as always and please don't forget to rate it a 1, 3, 6, 10 or 11..:D

Fu Owned
just letting you all know that i am not buying you back because every time i do it looses me money. no offense. as soon as the glitch is fixed i will gladly buy you all back but for now it is a waste. just didnt want anyone thinking it was something i had against them.

Fu Owned.
Okay, I'm not entirely sure what it means to be 'Fu-owned'. I could look it up or find a member of Fubar staff to ask, but it's just too much effort - as much as i'd love to know what it involves, I'm not quite interested enough to do cutting edge research into 'Fu-ownership' ... So, could someone please explain to me a few things... 1. What happens to you on here when you're Fu-owned? 2. What does the owner get out of owning you? 3. Can you actually refuse to be owned, if you really wanted to. - and that's all, I'd love some answers as I'm kinda puzzled... thanksandbye :)

Fu Owned Auction
Come and bid on me and rate me! My first Fu Owned auction!! http://www.fubar.com/fu-owned-auction-17-pirates-of-fuisland-open-this-sunday-8pm/photo-429545-2303901-253924657#twinnie-bid-staring-off-at-500k-fubucks/photo-429545-2303901-3861899542

Fu-owned Auction 18
Want to own your own pair of boobies? Now's your chance to bid on me!!!! It's easy peazy =) Bids 1mill-5mill:rate pics, stash, buy gifts of choice 2-3x or more per week Bids OVER 5mill:same as above, but will add to top friends, give yahoo messenger, SFW salute, owned by in my name CASH BIDS:(incl. fubucks, and VIP, bling packs, etc)rate pics, stash, comments, bling owner (if given Bling Pack), top friends, yahoo messenger, top family, owned by in my name, 1 SFW salute, 1 NSFW salute, Pimpout every day for 30 days IF I get a VIP I’ll rate you 11s!!! Also the person with the highest bid, will get to fu-own me! How easy is that??? click below :) Brought to you by: TwåunεVålêntïnô™ Fu-Owned Auction™ 18 "3 Year Anniversary" (running from Sunday, June 12th - Saturday, June 18th"!!!! bully posted by: Boobalicious aka Shiny Eyed DoLL@ fubar

The Fu-ownership Experience
Ok i know i've seen some of the Girls on here r mostly Bought at 10,000 or more n some stick that way n i'm tired of seeing it like that!!!!!!! Folks if u buy a hot girl make sure you observe your pricing before you make a fu-purchase since the person might buy the person for more or for the same price! Ie. Vevet Vixen i bought her first time t 1,200,000 i had her secured for awhile till someone bought her same price then i re-bought her t 1,400,040 and i have her fully secured for the rest of the fu-ownership Experence! And I know sometimes I've bought at 20,000,000 and 66,666,666! But now I'm currently listed a 10,000! Think of the fu-owning experience as real estate the higher the profile price the more valuable the profile is and so forth

Fuowned
Yet another idiot on FuOwned. Who among you fails to realize that this site is a social networking GAME and one sub GAME on this site is FuOwned? It seems as though some people feel they have a real world claim on other players~ as if you can ever own another human being! Get real... I don't give a squirrel's furry nut sac if you have get bent because I buy someone from you in FuOwned. I don't do it to be a psycho, I don't do it because I feel I have some claim on any other person, I don't do it to be territorial~ or ay other lame`arsed reason you true nut cases come up with. The ONLY reason I buy people is because it's one of the sub GAMES I like to play. It's part of the GAME. If you can't afford it, find something else or play the game of Fubar more and make more FuBucks. If you can't handle competition, get offline and read a BOOK (can you even read?). If you're a jealous freak, seek a mental health professional for your issues~ daddy issues? abandonment issues? attachment

Fu_pastor_requirements™
Fu-Pastor_RequirementsAre you interested in being a Fu-Pastor? Please read the following fu-Pastor_Requirements below.This process is currently known as Fubar's Traditional Fumarriage. These requirements are in place to set quality and assurance that no member will be left abused, angered or fu-single.Requirements to be considered:Must have profile at PG-13 setting. If you have any nsfw they need to be locked away in a friend or family only folder properly marked..Must always be on call/available.A fu-Pastor should ALWAYS be respectful to any and all members on Fubar. Any drama started by a fu-Pastor will be grounds for removal and non-acceptance back into the fu-Pastor Program.All fu-Pastors must abide by all Fubar Rules and be in compliance with the TOS (Terms Of Service). Any deviation can result in removal and non-acceptance into the fu-Pastor Program.Main Requirements to become a fu-Pastor:Step 1: Self proclaim yourself a Pastor,Step 2: Fu-Marry

Fu Party In Rowlett, Texas May 31st
The Traveling Sistas' FU Party will be in Rowlett, TX on Saturday, May 31st!!! Deb ~Blueroses~Sarge's Bad Girls~@ fubar Amber Sexy Green Eyes@ fubar Shari ♥ Brown Eyed Girl ♥™@ fubar Kris Texas Cowgirl UP!!@ fubar Will Wild 'Tang@ fubar weldingangel ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. ( Space Hottie )@ fubar Terry terryljohn-ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.-@ fubar Amanda ♥I AM WHO I AM™♥YOUR APPROVAL IS NOT NEEDED♥@ fubar BIGMULE@ fubar ~~~ Barb is TRYING to make it! Tu

Fu Party! Dfw/rowlett 08
The Traveling Fu Party will be in Rowlett, TX on Saturday, May 31st!!! We will also be out there on May 30th on Friday. Tables will be reserved, so come on out. Deb ~Blueroses~Sarge's Bad Girls~@ fubar Amber Sexy Green Eyes@ fubar Shari ♥ Brown Eyed Girl ♥™@ fubar Kris Texas Cowgirl UP!!@ fubar Will Wild 'Tang@ fubar weldingangel ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. ( Space Hottie )@ fubar Terry terryljohn-ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.-@ fubar ~~~ Barb is TRYING to make it! Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR's Team LOVE Captain / Sarge's Bad Girl / RisingStar ~@ fubar Bev is TRYING to make it! "tarnishedhalo"~Sarge's Bad Girl~Owned By "Texas Camaro Nut" Sign my guestbook;

Fu Party Sept 27th, Saturday, Dfw Area!
We are planning another FUBAR party on September 27th, Saturday !!! Come on out and get your groove on with us at WEEKENDS PARIDISE BAR & GRILL, at Bayview Marina in Rowlett. Everyone always has a blast, and no matter what music you like, there is something for everyone! Pool, rock music, dance, country (next door) and great food and booze to boot! Lol (We will probably hang out a bit on Friday the 26th as well, same place… If you can handle a double! lol) ~~~ WEEKENDS is at Bayview Marina and is conveniently located just 15 minutes east of Dallas with easy access from Interstate 30. South of I-30 at Dalrock Road. Weekends 600 Cooke Drive, Suite 300 Bayview Marina Rowlett, TX 75088 972-475-6438 Google the address for directions!!!