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Go Join This Contest Site?
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Go Join Dammit!
A SALUTE TO HAPPY COUNTRY GIRL CONTEST!!!! **Your picture must include a salute to me, Happy Country Girl!!! **All pictures MUST be SFW!! **The contest will begin when I have 15 entries. **NO DRAMA!!!! If you start drama, you will be deleted, no warning and no questions asked!! **This is a comment bombing contest. Self bombing is allowed and encouraged. **If you aren't going to participate until the end, please don't waste time by entering. **This is a CONTEST.....So, have fun!!!!!!!! *****PRIZES***** 1st Place: 2 Bling Packs & a 7 day blast 2nd place: 150,000 Fu-bucks The person with the most pic rates will receive a Bling Pack. This contest is being brought to you by the ever so friendly: Happy Country Girl~~Shadow Leveler~~@ fubar

Go John Mccain Woohoo
McCain was on the offensive throughout the 90-minute encounter. He rebuked Obama for his frequent claims that he is too close to the policies of President George W Bush. "Senator Obama, I am not President Bush. If you wanted to run against President Bush you should have run four years ago," McCain said in the final presidential debate, held at Hofstra University in New York. Obama, 47, said he sometimes had trouble spotting a difference between the two.

Goldrush
have just now able to start on the AOL GoldRush game. Have been in hospital and have 2-3 weeks before I have to return for treatment. On round 1 with AOL's scrabbler #3: "polariod shakers"...stuck! any replies will be greatly appreciated. realist64@hotmail.com KFrothingham@aol.com Best of Luck to everyone!!!

Golden Mushroom Roast
Golden Mushroom Roast 1 (4 to 5 pound) beef roast 1 large can mushroom stems pieces, drained 1 can golden mushroom soup 1 envelope Lipton onion soup mix Place roast in crockpot. Mix together remaining ingredients and pour over roast. Cover and cook on LOW for 8 to 10 hours

Gold
GOLD © Ellen Strauss A heart of gold will never rust It is too precious and too fine Those who know it think it to be Sweeter than the sweetest wine. More valuable than any treasure Shining brighter than anything known It's love is stronger than any weapon Those who know it are never alone. Nothing else like it on this earth Hearts of brass and silver cannot compare To the beauty and warmth it offers each day And with it my soul shall never be bare.

Golden Solitude
Golden Solitude A lonely star brightens the night sky. It's solitary glow, so gold. It never believed Frost's poem, Thinking the gold would always stay. Life has shown it that the world is not so bright. Aside from it's shining in the midnight, Nothing gold can stay, The gold will fade away

Golden Gate Bridge.
Golden Gate Bridge--- On Wednesday three buses of European tourists had come to Golden gate bridge complex. Tourists are always coming to the bridge and creating lot of confusion and din. But European tourists were quite disciplined and they observed everything silently and with dignity. Since I have become a citizen of San Francisco, I helped them understand many things and short brief of history of Golden gate. Indeed I would act as a tourist guide or better still I would write a movie story on the lines of Guide, with backdrop of San Francisco. He he he he. I have started a new idea of going to the end points of certain bus routs. So I have gone to the end of route no. 44 and rout no. 18. the bus no. 44 starts on California street near our home and on O’shaguan road near postal head quarters. A very long journey indeed. The bus passes two BART stations and gigantic forest of Glen valley and of course our famous Golden Gate Park. Sandhya w

Golden Rice Cakes With Sweet Potato-ginger Sauce
"These rice cakes are absolutely delicious and have crunchy crust with light, moist interiors. The ginger, coconut milk, and sweet potatoes make the sauce absolutely yummy. You can replace the orange juice with water if you like." Original recipe yield: 6 servings. Prep Time: 15 Minutes Cook Time: 30 Minutes Ready In: 1 Hour Servings: 6 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 3 tablespoons canola oil * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 2 cups dry jasmine rice * 2 1/2 cups water * 1 teaspoon salt * * 1 sweet potato * 1 (14 ounce) can coconut milk * 1/2 cup orange juice * 1 tablespoon minced fresh ginger root * salt and pepper to taste * 1 carrot, coarsely chopped * 1/2 red bell pepper, chopped * 4 green onions, chopped * 2 eggs, beaten * 2 green onions, thinly sliced DIRECTIONS: 1. In a saucepan with a tight-fitting lid heat 1 tablespoon of the canola oil with the garlic over medium heat

Goldfish Grave
Goldfish Grave Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."

Golden Years
Golden Years package slightly worn extra bagage and years upon years Youthful vigor gone...or is it the old adage snow on the roof but fire below rule Lover's sexual prowess friend's choice friend 18 his girl 45 buddies pick..how ignorant we were oh divine lover Experience and skill Your touch soft and methodical My body, mind and soul under your spell Oh Great seducer my lips melt wiht desire Your kiss deliberate and hot Take me..I want You Oh how stupid we were Age is a number youth is a state of mind MMM I Love ym Golden years Lover Your sweet sex warm, wet, aptivating massage and swallow my manhood captivating my love and sexuality Teach me Golden lover Your instructions clear The right touch, kiss, caress maximum orgasmic quakes All day and night you pleasureme, teach me to please you Our bodies totally as one insync with each others desires and needs tongue, fingers, my Sex You teach me to use them all My who

The Golden Rule
I collected these for a few months, and put them in one of my last books. I hope you find meaning in these as I do. Bahá'í World Faith: "Ascribe not to any soul that which thou wouldst not have ascribed to thee, and say not that which thou doest not." "Blessed is he who preferreth his brother before himself." Baha'u'llah "And if thine eyes be turned towards justice, choose thou for thy neighbour that which thou choosest for thyself." Epistle to the Son of the Wolf Brahmanism: "This is the sum of duty: Do naught unto others which would cause you pain if done to you". Mahabharata, 5:1517 Buddhism: "...a state that is not pleasing or delightful to me, how could I inflict that upon another?" Samyutta NIkaya v. 353 Hurt not others in ways that you yourself would find hurtful." Udana-Varga 5:18 Christianity: "Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them." Matthew 7:12 "...and don't do what you hate...", Gospel of Thoma

Golden Rule.. Do Us Well To Listen!
Reposted by Mike It hurts me to see all of the nasty bulletins around here. Please, try for a few days to live by the adage, "if you have nothing good to SAY, say nothing at all." You will feel better. ;-) I collected these for a few months, and put them in one of my last books. I hope you find meaning in these as I do. CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE ON MY BLOG Bahá'í World Faith: "Ascribe not to any soul that which thou wouldst not have ascribed to thee, and say not that which thou doest not." "Blessed is he who preferreth his brother before himself." Baha'u'llah "And if thine eyes be turned towards justice, choose thou for thy neighbour that which thou choosest for thyself." Epistle to the Son of the Wolf Brahmanism: "This is the sum of duty: Do naught unto others which would cause you pain if done to you". Mahabharata, 5:1517 Buddhism: "...a state that is not pleasing or delightful to me, how could I inflict that upon another?" Samyutta NIkaya v. 353 Hurt not other

Gold Digger?
You Are Not a Gold Digger You go out of your way to take care of everything in your life. Including money - which you've got plenty of, thank you very much. And you have no intentions of being a trophy girlfriend for some bald guy. Just make sure that hottie you met isn't scheming to be your boy toy! As a successful woman like you knows, gold digging goes both ways these days. Are You A Gold Digger?

Goldfish Reincarnation
I am beginning to think that in a previous life i must have been a goldfish as my memory is becoming more and more shocking, i have the attention span of a newt and i suffer from shiny toy syndrome. Anyway here is a goldfish joke before i forget. The Dead Goldfish Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?” “My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn’t it?” Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your goddamn cat.”

Golden Crusted Pork Chops With Green Beans
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 40 min Makes: 6 servings 1 pkg. (6 oz.) STOVE TOP Stuffing Mix for Chicken 3 Tbsp. MIRACLE WHIP Dressing 3 Tbsp. GREY POUPON Dijon Mustard 6 bone-in pork chops (2-1/4 lb.) 3 cups frozen green beans 2 Tbsp. KRAFT Zesty Italian Dressing PREHEAT oven to 425°F. Prepare stuffing as directed on package. Combine Miracle Whip and mustard in small bowl; set aside. ARRANGE chops in 13x9-inch baking dish; brush with half of the mustard mixture. Turn chops over; brush with remaining mustard mixture. Top chops with stuffing; cover dish with foil. Bake 10 min. MEANWHILE, place beans on large sheet of foil; drizzle with Italian dressing. Fold foil over and seal edges to form packet. Uncover chops; place bean packet in oven. Bake an additional 20 min. or until chops are cooked through (160°F) and beans are heated through. Sprinkle with chopped fresh parsley, if desired. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Substitute You can use your favorite froze

The Golden Screw
Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it. All the years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends. One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami in Tibet that could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal. After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its mist, a golden sc

10 Golden Rules Of Cherrytap
ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "aren't i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you hate other people b/c you are not on in the TOP 10. who really cares, i mean get over it! SIX Who really gives a crap if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?", "Will you

Gold Wrapping Paper
I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. She fell on he

"gold Wrapping Paper"
I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and pu

Gold Wrapping Paper
The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around her little girl, and she begged her forgiveness for her thoughtless anger. An accident took the life of the child only a s

"gold Wrapping Paper"
"Gold Wrapping Paper" I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The

"gold Wrapping Paper"
"Gold Wrapping Paper" I received this from a friend who had a choice to make.It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Chris tmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crush

Golden Wings
GOLDEN WINGS Sleep precious, close your eyes let your heart be as light as the feather flies Put down your burden and rest your head be as content as the Flower Spring I read Drift peacefully into a blessed void to a place where all is perfect and none destroyed For in dreams we find escape a world our own to mold and shape To dance, to play, to sing songs sweet to fill the yearning and be complete Where rules and laws do not apply let Golden Wings adorn you and question not why Know that the cares of the morrow are not meant for the nights borrow So ease your heart and sleep wake with smiles, please do not weep Place your sorrows in my perfect hands know dear one, someone understands I pray all good things without number finds you safely in joyous slumber.

Gold Wrapping Paper
"Gold Wrapping Paper" The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around her little girl, and she begged her forgiveness for her thoughtless anger. An accident took

Gold Wrapping Paper
Gold Wrapping Paper I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. She

Golden Wrapping Paper
Gold Wrapping Paper" I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. Sh

Gold Wrapping Paper"
I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and

Gold Paper
I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and

The Golden Saloon
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands. "At this new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the urinal's gold!" The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story. "Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone. "Yes it is," bartender answers. "Do you have huge golden doors?" "Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?" "Most certainly do." "What about golden urinals?" There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!"

Golden Earring:radar Love
I’ve been drivin’ all night, my hand’s wet on the wheel There’s a voice in my head, that drives my heel It’s my baby callin’, says: I need you here And it’s half past four, and I’m shifting gear When she’s lonely and the longing gets too much She sends a cable comin’ in from above Don’t need no phone at all We’ve got a thing that’s called Radar Love We’ve got a wave in the air Radar Love The radio’s playing some forgotten song Brenda Lee’s "Coming on Strong"? The road’s got me hypnothised and I’m speeding into a new sunrise When I get lonely, and I’m sure I’ve had enough She sends her comfort, comin’ in from above Don’t need no letters at all We’ve got a thing that’s called a Radar Love We’ve got a line in the sky Solo No more speed, I’m almost there Gotta keep cool, now gotta take care Last car to pass, here I go And the line of cars drove down real slow And the radio played that forgotten song Brenda Lee’s "Coming on Strong"? and the newsman sang his same ol

The Golden Path
Take my hand this way we'll go, Said the man above, I'll take you to a place of joy, Where you will find true love, If you let go, go on your own, But mistakes you will make, For many other ways there are, Which you are sure to take, When you feel that you are lost, All you have to do is pray, And I'll be there once again, To help you on your way, I did pray and just as said, He shined his light from above, That showed me the way down the golden path, That led me to your love.

Gold Don't Rust
I know you worry everytime I go away you wonder will these sweet sweet feelings shine or fade but that's a question you won't have to ask whatever makes you've always next to last (chorous) Gold don't rust love don't lie I'll be true till the day that I die trust in me you will find baby your the gold in this heart of mine and that gold will shine for a long long time I wish that I could give you what you need from me but what good is a promise or a guartene love is still a simple lack of fate and a faithful heart is always worth the wait (repeat chorous) Love is still a simple lack of fate and a faithful heart is always worth the wait (final chorous) God don't rust love don't lie i'll be true till the day that I die trust in me you will find baby your the gold in this heart of mine and that gold will shine for a long long time baby your the gold in this heart of mine and that gold will for a long long long long long time

The Golden Rule - Multi Faith Perspectives
Buddhism - Hurt not others in ways that you yourself would find hurtful. --Udana-Varga 5, 1 Christianity - All things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye so to them; for this is the law and the prophets. -- Matthew 7:1 (not my favorite translation) Don't pick on people, jump on their failures, criticize their faults-- unless, of course, you want the same treatment. -- Matthew 7:1 (better translation) Confucianism - Do not do to others what you would not like yourself. Then there will be no resentment against you, either in the family or in the state. --Analects 12:2 Hinduism - This is the sum of duty; do naught onto others what you would not have them do unto you. --Mahabharata 5,1517 Islam - No one of you is a believer until he desires for his brother that which he desires for himself. --Sunnah Judaism - What is hateful to you, do not do to your fellowman. This is the entire Law; all the rest is commentary. --Talmud, Shabbat 3id Taoism - Regard

The Golden Years
Here's something to cheer you up. The Golden Years The Golden Years have come at last... Ican not see.. I can not pee.. Ican not chew.. Ican not screw.. My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sence of smell I look like hell My bodys drooping I got trouble pooping The Golden Years have come at last.... The Golden Years can KISS MY ASS!!!

Gold And Silver Waltz
Shakespeare wrote: If music be the food of love, play on, give me escess of it. I wrote: In beautiful music there is no sin, only beauty and happiness. From a very early age, I wanted to play the violin and become a conductor. But my parents could not afford to buy me a violin or pay music lessons for me. So, I never played the violin and did not become a conductor. But I spent hours, in my house, standing near the record player and conducting the music with a stick. And when I went to parties at my relatives’ place, for Christmas, New Year and for Birthdays, the music that was always played at that time, was the music of the Strauss family and that of Franz Lehar, especially the waltzes. Instead of dancing with the pretty girls, I stood all night near the record player, conducting the music. I was not at all shy; I just had to do it. This passion for conducting has never left me. I am still doing it today, when I watch music on the television or my music videos

The Golden Bird
In olden times there was a king, who had behind his palace a beautiful pleasure-garden in which there was a tree that bore golden apples. When the apples were getting ripe they were counted, but on the very next morning one was missing. This was told to the king, and he ordered that a watch should be kept every night beneath the tree. The king had three sons, the eldest of whom he sent, as soon as night came on, into the garden, but when midnight came he could not keep himself from sleeping, and next morning again an apple was gone. The following night the second son had to keep watch, but it fared no better with him, as soon as twelve o'clock had struck he fell asleep, and in the morning an apple was gone. Now it came to the turn of the third son to watch, and he was quite ready, but the king had not much trust in him, and thought that he would be of less use even than his brothers, but at last he let him go. The youth lay down beneath the tree, but kept awake, and did not le

The Golden Goose
There was a man who had three sons, the youngest of whom was called Dummling, and was despised, mocked, and sneered at on every occasion. It happened that the eldest wanted to go into the forest to hew wood, and before he went his mother gave him a beautiful sweet cake and a bottle of wine in order that he might not suffer from hunger or thirst. When he entered the forest he met a little grey-haired old man who bade him good-day, and said, do give me a piece of cake out of your pocket, and let me have a draught of your wine, I am so hungry and thirsty. But the clever son answered, if I give you my cake and wine, I shall have none for myself, be off with you, and he left the little man standing and went on. But when he began to hew down a tree, it was not long before he made a false stroke, and the axe cut him in the arm, so that he had to go home and have it bound up. And this was the little grey man's doing. After this the second son went into the forest, and his mother ga

The Gold-children
There was once a poor man and a poor woman who had nothing but a little cottage, and who earned their bread by fishing, and always lived from hand to mouth. But it came to pass one day when the man was sitting by the water-side, and casting his net, that he drew out a fish entirely of gold. As he was looking at the fish, full of astonishment, it began to speak and said, listen, fisherman, if you will throw me back again into the water, I will change your little hut into a splendid castle. Then the fisherman answered, of what use is a castle to me, if I have nothing to eat. The gold fish continued, that shall be taken care of, there will be a cupboard in the castle in which, when you open it, shall be dishes of the most delicate meats, and as many of them as you can desire. If that be true, said the man, then I can well do you a favor. Yes, said the fish, there is, however, the condition that you shall disclose to no one in the world, whosoever he may be, whence your good luck has co

Golden Years Prayer
With every breath I take,I say a little prayer. I pray that I'll be old and wise with silver braided hair. I pray that I'll have lots of friends from young to very old. and one of them will haved learned from me something more valuable than gold. I pray I will have been of help to someone I hold dear and that my eyes stay good for at least another year. most of all I pray to live a long and healthy life and to make some old man a very happy wife.

Golden Band....
There is not way to describe the way I feel for you. Not enough words in out vocabulary to say what i need to. The only way I think you could ever understand, will be the day we say "I DO" and I give you your golden band. Everlasting cirle of gold. Makes you mine forever to hold With love always till the end of time. This golden band stands with our hearts intertwind. I will give you this band as a sign of our love as God and the angels smile from above. Sending down blessings of love so divine, as I become yours and you become mine. And when or if darkness falls upon us one day, know that our love will light the way. Through the shadows of night when the moon is bland, remember we r always connected with and by this golden band... Courtesy of MsTags.com

Golden Harvest
Well, at the pass of the vernal equanox, the bounty is plenty... In much the same situation as always... but I finaly have been able to learn from this...and a way to sum things up, Why am I trying to break through a wall when I am standing infront of a door? It seems I had a few things to learn about myself, before I can truly move forward, and its funny because now I feel just plain silly... leave it to a capricorn to expect everything to be difficult Any one who has ever read anything ive written should have been able to indentify the fact that I was in a bit of a rut... a big one, but hey, no one is perfect... On the eve of the First day of srping, I seem to have been blessed with a bounty that yelded untold delights, and lets just say Saia is VERY satisfied!!! Plenty of work left to do but on the tail end of a few heath issues, I obviously needed to take a little time off per say... So, If you see me, know that Im just enjoying the ride!!!!!!

~golden Chain~
Friendship is a golden chain the links are friends so dear and like a rare and precious jewel it's treasured more each year... it's clasped together firmly with a love that's deep and true and it's rich and happy memories and fond recollections too... time can't destroy it's beauty for as long as memories live years can't erase the pleasure the joy that friendship gives for friendship is a priceless gift that can't be bought or sold but to have an understanding friend is worth far more than gold and the golden chain of friendship is a strong and blessed tie binding kinded hearts together as the years go passing by. I will miss you my friend. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com

10 Golden Rules For Taying Happy W The One You Love
First & foremost, love each other. Realize how lucky you ate to be in love with someone who loves you. Say "I love you" often & in different ways. Surprise each other with gifts of praise to show your love. Remember that love grows in an atmosphere of freedom & trust, not from restraint and obligation. Do things to keep your love and romance new & alive. Don't take love for granted, ever. It's such a blessing… Listen objectively to each other, as you would to a friend. Acceptance is a key to understanding & a buffer for tension & resentment. Don't take things personally; give each other the right to have different opinions, the right to disagree. You don't want anyone to control your feelings, so don't try to own someone else's, not even the feelings of the one you love. Never stop treating each other like sweethearts. This is important! Talk to each other as sweethearts. Do things that sweethearts do. Share the chores around the house. Work together in achieving your goals. Do

Gold's Gym
I just want to share with everyone how EXCITED I am. Yesterday I went to the gym with my neighbor, Brandy. I went with NO intention of joining, but I've really wanted a gym membership for a LONG time. However, I started thinking about it and, at some point, your own well-being has to take precedence. So, I asked Ryan if we could sacrifice a little so I could have a membership and he went and got me one for mother's day!! His mom helped too because she paid for the 1st month...how cool is she?! Anyway, I'm really excited because I love working out when I have a gym membership. The last one I had was in 1999 and I lost A LOT of weight. That was a long time and a couple kids ago, so I have a long way to go to get to my goals, but I really feel like I'm taking a step towards them. So, YAY for me and a big, huge thanks to Ryan and his mom, Cheryl, for being awesome and to my neighbor for getting me to go in the first place! :)

Gold
Gold is the universal symbol of purity and wealth. The acquisition of gold may be a display of power or wealth. The source of the acquisition as a conquest, gift, or discovery is important. Equally important is the sacred element that comes into play. How is the gold used and what kind of wealth or power does it represent in the dream? It may be that you get a golden helmet, similar to Don Quixote's. This is an archetypal form of sacred power for completing a mission or hero quest. Did you find, lose, give, or receive an article that is made out of gold? Did the object make you feel better or worse?

Gold Wrapping Paper
"Gold Wrapping Paper" > > > The story goes that some time ago a mother punished > her five year old > daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold > wrapping paper. Money was > tight and she became even more upset when the child > used the gold paper > to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. > > Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box > to her mother the > next morning and then said, > "This is for you, Momma." > > The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over > reaction, but her anger > flared again when she opened > the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her > daughter in a harsh > manner. > > "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a > present there's > supposed to be something > inside the package?" > > She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's > not empty! I blew > kisses into it until it was full." > > The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and > put her arms around > her little

Golden Petals...
Ive Often Wondered if there's a perfect family. Ive always longed for undevidedness and sought stability.... A flower taught me how to pray, But as I grew, that flower changed she started flailing in the wind .. like golden petals scattering. I gravitated towards a patriarch so young predictably.. I was resigned to spend my life wit a maze of misery... A boy and a girl befriended me.. we we're bonded through despondency I stayed so long but finally I fled to save my sanity... so many i considered closest to me. turned on a dime and sold me out dutifully ..... Although that knife was chipping away at me They turned their eyes away from me and went to sleep.........

The Golden Number
The Golden Number: There is sun-moon period of 19 years. This covers all of the phases of the moon, after which the new moons fall on the same cycle of dates as defined by the sun. So every 19 years the very same thing happens over and over as the Earth goes around our Sun and as our Moon goes around our Earth. This is known as the Metonic Cycle, after the Greek Sage Meton, who first described it. Each year in the Metonic Cycle is give a number from 1 to 19. > This is known as the "Golden Number" or "Prime." The Golden number is determined by a fixed simple equation. To determine the next Golden Number (the first year of a 19 year cycle) do this: 1. This year is 1999. 2. Add one year to 1999. 1999 + 1 = 2000 3. Divide 19 into 2000. 2000 / (divided by) 19 = 105 with a remainder of 5 4. If the year 2000 was a Golden Year the answer would have been an even number without a remainder. The recent years for the Golden Year are 1976, 1995, and upcoming is 2014. D

Golden-crusted Chicken-asparagus Lasagna
Lasagna lovers, here’s a new one for you. It’s creamy and delicious! Prep Time:30 min Start to Finish:1 hr 25 min Makes:8 servings 9 uncooked lasagna noodles (9 ounces) 2 pounds asparagus, cut into 2-inch pieces 1 tablespoon olive or vegetable oil 1/2 teaspoon lemon pepper seasoning salt 3 tablespoons butter or margarine 1/4 cup Gold Medal® all-purpose flour 1 can (14 ounces) chicken broth 1/2 cup milk 2 teaspoons fresh marjoram leaves or 1/2 teaspoon dried marjoram leaves 2 cups diced cooked chicken 1/2 cup roasted red bell peppers, from 7-ounce jar, drained and chopped 3/4 cup shredded Parmesan cheese 2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese (8 ounces) 1/2 cup whipping (heavy) cream 1. Heat oven to 350ºF. Grease rectangular baking dish, 13x9x2 inches. Cook and drain noodles as directed on package. 2. Heat 5 cups water to boiling in 3-quart saucepan. Add asparagus; heat to boiling. Boil 3 to 4 minutes or until crisp-tender; drain. Place asparagus in bowl. Toss with oil

Golden Rule
GOLDEN RULE Succulent She-Devil, Sword Drawn in Her Masters Defense, Awaiting the Word to Strike a Lethal BLOW, Poised Like a Huntress Tiger, Arms and Legs Tensed. Ten Red Daggers Stained by Devotion, Baptized on Her Masters Back, Prowling on Her Hands and Knees toward Her Prey with Eyes Feral, Upon Her Masters Command She Attack. Leash Taunt between Masters Knuckles, Snapping to Attract Her Disobedient Gaze, Unchallenged Desire, Refusal to Blink, a Warriors Heart and Soul Ablaze.Hormonal Frenzy Held in Check, Teeth Gritted, Thoughts of Biting the Hand that Feeds, Hair Gripped, Head Snapped Back, as Master and Beast Both Snarl, Proving Who It Is Who Leads. Leash Shackled to Her Studded Collar, Her Arms Forced Behind Her, Leash Wrapped Around Her Wrists, Slack Cinched Tightly and Attached to the Lock Beside the Clip on Her Throat, Rage Clenching Her Fists. Master Stands Superior Eyes Narrowed in Disgust, Her Warrior Born Heritage Stripped Aw

A Golden Chain
Friendship is a Golden Chain, The links are friends so dear, And like a rare and precious jewel It's treasured more each year... It's clasped together firmly With a love that's deep and true, And it's rich with happy memories and fond recollections, too... Time can't destroy its beauty For, as long as memory lives, Years can't erase the pleasure That the joy of friendship gives... For friendship is a priceless gift That can't be bought or sold, But to have an understanding friend Is worth far more than gold... And the Golden Chain of Friendship Is a strong and blessed tie Binding kindred hearts together As the years go passing by. ~Helen Steiner Rice

Gold Digger Friends And Family
Gold Diggers Category: Friends Well I dont know where to start. Ive been around the block I guess you could say and I aint the new kid on the block anymore. But Ive noticed that friends and family seem to be the worst gold diggers there are. I got some family that when my grandfather died they took everything my grandmother owned that they could get. My oldest daughter seems kinda the same way at times she tries to take all she can from everyone she can take from. I guess she gets it honest from her mother ( my ex lot lizard material ). Then I have had some friends who always seem to be your friend when you have some thing they want but when its gone they dont seem to know you .We thank god I only have a few of them left around. But I just wanted to say to my friends that arent gold diggers that Im glad to have friends that are as good as you. As for all the friends and family members that have taken from me and then turned there backs on me. Well here it is for you Your never

Golden Chain
Remembrance is a golden chain Death tries to break but all in vain; To have, to love and then to part Is the greatest sorrow of one's heart. The years may wipe out many things, But this they wioe out never- The memory of those happy days When we had time together

The "gold Box"
Subject: Gold Wrapping Paper Just shows that we shouldn't sweat the small stuff..... Gold Wrapping Paper I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her Anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. Sh

9-11 Gold Heist Story
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: nierika Date: 15 Sep 2007, 03:05 9-11 Gold Heist StoryPosted by: "ChrisJVA2000@aol.com" Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:22 pm (PST)Precious Metals Stored Beneath the World Trade CenterOne of the less noted of the possible motives for the attack was thecreation of diversion in order to steal hundreds of millions of dollars worth ofprecious metals.By September of 2003, 9-11 Research had published the following story aboutthe discrepancy between the value of precious metals reportedly stored in theComex vaults beneath WTC 4 and the value reportedly recovered in late 2001following the attack. (The September, 2003 version of the page is archived on_archive.org_(http://web.archive.org/web/20031015152356/911research.wtc7.net/wtc/evidence/gold.html) .)Missing GoldA King's Ransom in Precious Metals Seems to Have DisappearedThis image is found on the PBS.org website companion for thetelevision documentary America Rebuilds under the section Unc

Golden............
The love of our neighbor in all its fullness simply means being able to say to him: "What are you going through?" --Simone Weil Love is listening to our friends and really hearing what they have to say. Sometimes we find it hard to listen because we are so full of ourselves. We don't hear well when we stop listening and start thinking about our own responses. We feel most heard when someone doesn't try to fix us or give us all the answers. Mostly, we need a friend to let us pour our hearts out, to tell our stories to. In giving another the same attention we'd like to have, we live by the Golden Rule, and we allow ourselves the rewards of true friendship. Today let me bring a friend my undivided attention

Golden Gifts
"you disappoint me in the way that you behave, and how you treat me." And I'm greeted with a slamming door. "Happy Father's day" I mutter as I walk away. My mind stumbling back across the years. Tripping flat. . . across each disappointment. The week before Christmas, Thrown out into the cold. No shirt. . . no shoes. . . no respect. What a disappointment I was, I survived. Even though you told the neighbors, And the police, That I ran away. What a disappointment. Every stumble, Every fall, And I can't seem to land on my face. And through this haze of resentment I wonder, Does the Chrysler building resent it's foundation? Does it dream of marble instead of concrete? Can this skyscraper admit. . . That without it's base, however flawed, It would crumble. Happy Father's Day My gift to you is silence. No retort to your slammed door. The last word is yours. It's over, you win. I'm the disappointment. August

Golden Retriever Nurses Stray Kitten
Golden retriever nurses stray kitten Dog starts lactating to nourish Precious after feline is brought into home The Associated Press Updated: 5:47 p.m. ET Oct 8, 2007 STEPHENS CITY, Va. - A stray kitten has found a new mother in a golden retriever, who began producing milk for the little feline after hearing its cries. Honey hadn't given birth in 18 months, but after her owner, Jimmy Martin, brought home the kitten, she suddenly found herself playing mom. "She started licking her and loving her. Within a couple of days, Honey started naturally lactating," said Kathy Martin, Jimmy's wife. "The kitten took right to her, and she started nursing her." Jimmy Martin noticed the kitten, which the family dubbed Precious, about six weeks ago, when she ran in front of his concrete truck. After following her and realizing there was no mother cat in sight, he took her home. The kitten refused to drink from a bottle, and Jimmy's mother, Ruth Martin, feared Precious would die. T

The Golden Mean
Our digital camera also has video recording function, and Mary used that judiciously when she was babysitting Sarah, Jeffrey, and their cousin Josceline while Martha and I and her sister Margaret were at work. Last night while I was on the bed folding clothes to put away, I got to see these videos myself, and they're really great! I'll see what I can do about posting one of two of them soon; there's one of Jeffrey seated on the couch and gradually leaning over and stretching out on it as well, one of Sarah and Josceline in their Halloween costumes running amok or amuck, one of Sarah setting out "punky" (her exclamation for a pumpkin) . . . I could go on, but for some of this you just have to be there! Griffin and Sabine, the two souls who first met by postcard from half a world away, have this problem too. The third novel of Nick Bantock's epistolary novel series, "The Golden Mean" (ISBN 0811802981), finds Griffin back at his London house where Sabine has supposedly been staying, bu

Gold Diggers
Read this ad I found on Craigslists.. What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all. Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level? Here are my questions specifically: - Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me speci

Gold Collar Worker
gold collar workers. You may ask yourself what the hell is that? Well there a class of workers.Workers that make between 7 and12 bucks an hour. They work in malls and as waiters.The difference between a gold collar and a blue collar is this while they make the same cash a gold collar worker is normally is in debt but not for the same reasons that a student in college or a family of four would be.There debts are class induced debts.Such as leasing fine cars,buying overpriced clothing and going to posh clubs.giving them this false sense of high class.when they are no better then you or I.they just have allot less cash and allot more dept.thats all till next time.workers unite!

Gold And Silver Wattz
Would anyone care to be my pen pal? If so, please be nice and write to me on email address, which is: Gabrielfc@inbox.comn This is me: Gold and Silver waltz by Franz Lehar Shakespeare wrote: If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it. I wrote: In beautiful music there is no sin, only beauty and happiness. From a very early age, I wanted to play the violin and become a conductor. But my parents could not afford to buy me a violin or pay music lessons for me. So, I never played the violin and did not become a conductor. But I spent hours, in my house, standing near the record player and conducting the music with a stick. And when I went to parties at my relatives’ place, for Christmas, New Year and for Birthdays, the music that was always played at that time, was the music of the Strauss family and that of Franz Lehar, especially the waltzes. Instead of dancing with the pretty girls, I stood all night near the record player, conducting the mu

Gold Wrapping Paper
"Gold Wrapping Paper" I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. S

Golden Compass This Is True.
We need to get the word out about this movie - it is coming out in December - an atheist produced it, it is marketed for children and in the end they kill God. Send this to everyone you know. It stars Nicole Kidman. According to Snopes.com this is True. http://snopes.com/politics/religion/compass.asp

Gold, Common Sense, And Fur
My husband and I had been happily married (most of the time) for five years but hadn't been blessed with a baby. I decided to do some serious praying and promised God that if he would give us a child, I would be a perfect mother, love it with all my heart and raise it with His word as my guide. God answered my prayers and blessed us with a son. The next year God blessed us with another son. The following year, He blessed us with yet another son. The year after that we were blessed with a daughter. My husband thought we'd been blessed right into poverty. We now had four children, and the oldest was only four years old. I learned never to ask God for anything unless I meant it. As a minister once told me, "If you pray for rain, make sure you carry an umbrella." I began reading a few verses of the Bible to the children each day as they lay in their cribs. I was off to a good start. God had entrusted me with four children and I didn

The Golden Compass
So anyway, Mehdi tells me tonight that there are emails going around telling people not to take their kids to The Golden Compass because it indoctrinates them into atheism. So let me get this straight.....atheism is the lack of faith, but you can be indoctrinated into something which is the lack of anything...interesting concept. I just think about The Wizard of Oz, and how it too was written by an atheist. Actually, Baum was a humanist, but the point is that he wasn't a christian. Look it up if you don't believe me. In fact, the whole story is about people looking for something outside of themselves, asking a higher power for the things, and finding out in the end that they had these things in themselves all along. Then there's the higher power who turns out to be a fallable human....and the evil entity who melts as soon as she has a bucket of water thrown over her... I've decided what I'll do if I get one of these emails. I'm going to send one back to whoever saw fit to

The Golden Compass
Everyone - Please take the time to read this and pass along to anyone you know who may be considering taking their children to see The Golen Compass or even going themselves. I have heard quite a bit recently about the underlying content of this movie and even checked the allegations on snopes.com; it's all true & disturbing! READ THIS!! !!! Body: HELP US STOP THE MOVIE ABOUT KILLING GOD!!!! THE GOLDEN COMPASS, a new movie targeted at children, will be released December 7, 2007. This movie is based on a the first book of a trilogy

Gold
THE DEEPEST KIND OF LOVE,I LOVE YOU CAUSE THE WAY YOU FILL ME AND THE WAY YOU KNOW I AM THERE THE TRUEST OF FRIENDS, I WOULDN'T WANT TO CHANGE YOU, YOU DON'T NEED CHANGING, YOU'RE FRIENDS SO CLOSE TO YOU LIKE FAMILY, THE TYPE OF PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO, WHEN YOU CAN TOTALLY CONFIDE YOUR HEART UNCONDITIONALLY,AND NOT JUDGE YOU, AND STILL LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE,... THAT IS GOLD.

The Golden Compass
So, I just got back from watching The GOlden Compass, and I have to say something: ALL THE OVER-RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS WHO SAY THIS MOVIE HAS ATHEIST OVERTONES NEEDS TO GO ROT IN THEIR OWN PERSONAL HELL! I am sick of reading all the crap on the internet about how the Catholic church saying this movie is going to teach atheism to little kids! They should just sit down, and watch the damned movie, and get their own opinion, instead of what someone tells them! Isn't that what this country was formed on? People need to quit listening to other people for their beliefs! Granted, some things need it, but a MOVIE?!?! Give me a fucking break! They zealots wouldn't know a good movie if it bit them on the ass! These are the same people who said that Harry Potter was going to teach them 'the evils of witchcraft'. Me being Wiccan, I take severe offense to that. We do nothing like what is in the Harry Potter series. End of story. So, in closing, "The Golden Compass" is an awesome movie, and it has

'gold Wrapping Paper'
I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her fiv e year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, 'This is for you, Momma.' The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. 'Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?' She had tears in her eyes a nd said, 'Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full.' The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and

Gold Paper
I just got this from my Mom , And wanted to share it with everyone , You may repost this if you wish . Gold Wrapping Paper' The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, 'This is for you, Momma.' The mother was embarrassed by her earlier overreaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. 'Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?' She had tears in her eyes and said, 'Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full.' The mother was crushed.

Gold Paper
I copied this from my friend Tom. And wanted to share it with everyone. You may repost this if you wish. Gold Wrapping Paper' The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, 'This is for you, Momma.' The mother was embarrassed by her earlier overreaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. 'Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?' She had tears in her eyes and said, 'Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full.' The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around he

A Golden Day
I found you and I lost you, All on a gleaming day. The day was filled with sunshine, And the land was full of May. A golden bird was singing Its melody divine, I found you and I loved you, And all the world was mine. I found you and I lost you, All on a golden day, But when I dream of you, dear, It is always brimming May.

The Golden Compass
Saw this yesterday. The movie is a fantasy story that reminded me quite a bit of Fellowship of the Ring, the first of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. It deals with oppression of the government and necessity of freedom as told through a number of characters as this group is developed for future stories. The books are a trilogy, and this story is certainly told as the first of many. The daemons add a unique effect as additional characters in the movie. And the Icebears are impressive, being very large polar bears. Its the size expectation I had for Aslan in the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. This movie is not for small children, and has a couple of very dark scenes that are pretty intense. Overall I enjoyed it, and look forward to the future sequels if this did well enough in the box office to justify.

Golden Ticket Part 2
So Everything Is going well In Fu-Wonka Land...But I know everyone has not gotten there GOlden Tickets . So what are you waiting for????Dont BE left out.....Come buy one or two or Heck some have bought hundreds.. ITs fun...And Its easy to make the Fu-Bucks back...So If you have already bought your Tickets Check The Oompa Loompa Ladies Pics for your tickets...And watch for a special Lollipop for your numbers...Dont be shy.. GET YOUR TICKETS.....YOUR GOLDEN TICKETS.... Oh yea and I have one more thing to say before I add These Lovely Folks...If you would like some tickets....Go too Southerndelightts Page and click the FU-PAL button and put how ever much* Hint Hint.* that you want to buy on there and the number of tickets and if its for you say so...IF its for a friend we can do that also...Enjoy...And Most of All... Hope to See you IN Oompa Land...AND HAVE FUN........... ~slave~@ fubar $50,000.00 ((100)) Tickets Bought by Jak JAK~Faery Dragon's FUh

Golden Tickets Questions And Answers
******NOTE FROM THE OOMPA LOOMPA'S********* We have had an overwhelming response to the Golden Tickets. Our Oompa Loompa's are working overtime to get to every order. Please be patient with us as we are working as fast as possible to get your numbers to you. Also, at the end of the month, when it's time to draw the numbers, Southerndelightt will be drawing the winners. She is new to the site and doesn't know everyone, so this makes it a lot more settling for many. If we can answer any questions, please...feel free to ask. The drawing will be done in the Forbidden Lounge and the numbers drawn will be done live on cam, for any that would like to view that. What do we gain out of it? Of course we gain fu-bucks, and after purchasing the million dollar mansion, the lollipops we send out, thank you cards, etc. That will be split between four..but aside from that, we gain the new friendships, and fun from being able to give these wonderful prizes to 10 lucky people. Please ke

Golden Tickets Part 4
WE need OOMPAS...............We are Working our LITTLE White Gloved Fingers To the BOne......HIRING STAFF...LOL......Just kidding I think we can Do this....ONly 28 Days to go....Please Make sure to Read All Blogs and Bulletins.....And Dont FOrget to add these Lovely ladies thats working....Thanks And GET your Golden Tickets.....Buy more......Please............We dont mind getting Shit faced while we work so feel free to buy us drinks ...No tickets Can be bought for us...SO feel free to SPEND MONEY ON US ALSO...And we love Fans and rates and Crushes are nice...Please be PATIENT...WE CAN Only work so fast......LETS have FUN....... Heres More Great FUn People Who are INvolved..... Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Promoter/Sisterhood/FuBombers Owned by Lonestar/SgtRaider's Bad Girl@ fubar $ 25,000.00 ((50)) Tickets Bought By Lonestartxcowboy 2,500.00 ((05)) Tickets Bought By Sweet Mel BrokenWings@ fubar $ 500.

Golden Tickets Part 5&6
We would Just like To Thank Each and Everyone of you for Sharing In the FUn...The Oompas are having a wonderful time...They Love making people smile..And Thanks Again for your Patience and we hope you keep up with THe progress through the blogs and bulletins...LOL..THe Oompas Do Have real life jobs and families..YOu all know what that means...So Get Your Golden Tickets and Just enjoy your time....Dont forget TO Rate/Fan/Add and Even Crush these WOnderful exciting and Fun Oompa Ladies... Heres Another Example Of People Who Love to have Fun........ lover4fun4u~co-owner/head enforcer of Witches Brew/RL B/F to Dj Lil Devil Angel~@ fubar $ 100,000.00 ((200)) Tickets Bought By DJ Lil Devil Angel Thcknluvit@ fubar $ 25,000.00 ((50)) Tickets JAK~Faery Dragon's FUhubby/Stephylishus'CThubby/FU owner of Slave Princess, MISH, Angel With@ fubar $ 50,000.00 ((100)) Tickets Bought By Slave ~slave~@

Golden Ticket Part 8
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Golden Tickets Part 9 And 10
Hey There FOlks.........Good to see you Still Buying these Golden Tickets....Hope you are all keeping up with your numbers from the LOllipop lady..ANd the daily blogs and bulleins that are running also...Thanks From The Oompas.. DONT FORGET THE WEEK LONG SPECIAL....BUY ONE AND GET ONE FREE.... Freak of the Irish~Evil Bitch~G.M. of Greeter/Enforcer/Lounge Toy of Lilith\'s Lair~@ fubar $ 50,000.00 ((100)) Tickets ((100)) Tickets (( Week Long Special)) Gypsy18519***Liliths Chief Bouncer and Lone Wolf Wandering***@ fubar $ 5,000.00 ((10)) Tickets BOught By Freak of The Irish ((10)) Tickets (( Week Long Special)) *Mamasita*Mija*Personal Assistant To DJ.LOC @The Blue Lounge*FU-GF to DJ MAD@ fubar $ 20,000.00 ((40)) TIckets Bought By Angel Bad Girl ((40)) Tickets ((Week Long Special)) ♥Angel &#

Golden Ticket Week Long Special
GET YOUR GOLDEN TICKET TODAY!! *****GOLDEN TICKET SPECIAL***** Starting tonight (Jan.7th) at midnight fubar time, until Friday at midnight, we will be running a buy one get one free special. For every ticket you buy, you will recieve another one free. 50 tickets bought = 50 free tickets!!!!!!!!! Take advantage of this great Golden Ticket special and most of all....Have fun! :) ************************************* From December 30th to January 30th we will be holding a Golden ticket contest. Each golden ticket costs 500 Fu-bucks and counts as one entry. You can purchase them for yourself or for others. When doing a Fu-pal to pay for your ticket(s) Please make sure and put how many tickets you are buying as well as the name and link to the persons profile. We will update the results daily. For every ticket you purchase, you will be given a number. Now although you won't get a seperate ticket for each individual entry..you WILL recieve your numbers for every entry.

Golden Tickets 11 &12........
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Golden Cadillac
1 1/2 oz Stoli® Vanil vodka 1 1/2 oz white chocolate liqueur 1/2 oz Galliano® herbal liqueur 1 1/2 oz white creme de cacao 1 oz cream 1 splash sugar syrup Add all of the ingredients in a cocktail shaker half filled with ice. Shake vigorously. Strain into a large chilled champagne flute. Garnish with shaved dark chocolate

Golden Goose From Within
Look after your Golden Goose. Never Mistake the Egg as the Gift. We have become a society that values things more than people. It is often joked, tongue-in-cheek that you are only as good as your last accomplishment. That is the ultimate lie. We are not a collection of the things that we do, the sale that we make, or the goal that is conquered. You are the gift. You are the Golden Goose. The egg is just the last thing you created. Wherever you are right now in your life, please stop for a moment and hear this truth. The true gold lies not in the outcome or accomplishment, it is in the process of creating. When you give yourself a little space and care for the Golden Goose inside you, you will once again lay a golden egg. Don’t worry, there is nowhere to go, you have everything you need for the blissful life you desire. You just forgot where the true gold lives — inside of you. Financial independence is a journey. And like any journey, if a person wants t

Golden Chain
Friendship is a Golden Chain, The links are friends so dear, And like a rare and precious jewel It's treasured more each year... It's clasped together firmly With a love that's deep and true, And it's rich with happy memories and fond recollections, too... Time can't destroy its beauty For, as long as memory lives, Years can't erase the pleasure That the joy of friendship gives... For friendship is a priceless gift That can't be bought or sold, But to have an understanding friend Is worth far more than gold... And the Golden Chain of Friendship Is a strong and blessed tie Binding kindred hearts together As the years go passing by.

Golden Baked Chicken And Asparagus
2 Boneless Skinless Chicken Breasts 4 teaspoons soft butter 1-2 Tablespoons minced onion 1/2 teaspoon garlic 1/4 teaspoon paprika 2 Tablespoons snipped parsley Heat oven to 425. Place Chicken in 8X8X2 or 9x9x2 baking dish. Spread one teaspoon of butter on each piece; sprinkle with onion, garlic salt and paprika. Bake uncovered for 30 to 35 minutes or until tender. Sprinkle with Parsley. This dish is great served with cooked Asparagus. Here are some ideas of different ways to serve Asparagus: -Sprinkle with lemon juice and bread crumbs. -Top with hollandaise sauce. -Top with a mixture of mayonnaise and crumbled hard-boiled egg. -Season with mace, allspice, dill weed, marjoram, or savory. -Toss with butter and sliced pitted olives.

The Golden Screw
THE GOLDEN SCREW Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it. All the years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends. One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami in Tibet that could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal. After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. The man was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night while he slept, a purple fog fl

The Golden Rule
The Golden Rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Let me repeat that for you. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Or better yet, do unto others better than you ever expect anybody else to do unto you. Go the extra mile. Don’t stop at satisfactory when it comes to life. Just because we are suppose to care about each other and love each other, doesn’t mean we do. Just because we are suppose to have basic human kindness and respect for each other, doesn’t mean we do. Just because we are suppose to value each others opinions and right to privacy, doesn’t mean we do. Just because we are suppose to put our loved ones feeling above our own, doesn’t mean we will. It is too easy to assume people know how we feel. We take for granted that just because we love them, they KNOW we love them. We automatically assume people know how important they are to us and how much we care for them, but they don’t. Just because you said it once, or once a week, doesn’

Goldies Putting Us In The Asylum
OMG GOLDIE IS LOCKED INTO THE ASYLUM AND PLAYING THE TUNES THAT WILL DRIVE YA INTO THE ASYLUM FOR LIFE! OK, The Asylum is now hireing Staff members. If your interested in being a DJ please contact me for more information. Thanks bonnie aka Devil Witch-DJ manager for The Asylum. **There is potential for pay here as well. (fubucks)** *other positions available also* ~*PLEASE REPOST AND COME TO THE LOUNGE, GIVING GIFTS OUT TO ALL THAT COME IN AND JOIN*~

Golden Sweetheart Comment
From a Very Beautiful and Wonderful Friend..Golden Sweetheart! Seen this poem and thought I'd share it w/ you in hopes to brighten up ur Friday! Hope you have a wonderful weekend also!!! :D Today I saw a butterfly, as it floated in the air; Its wings were spread in splendor, Unaware that I was there. It was such a thing of beauty, It was a sight to see; It was the perfect masterpiece, Full of grace and majesty. I found myself thinking, to what can this compare? And then, of course, I thought of you, And I wished that you were there. God sure was extra careful, When He formed and fashioned you; You too, became a masterpiece, Yet God is still not through. He's daily making changes, that other folks can't see; You're already true perfection, At least you are to me. Thank You so very much Golden Sweetheart!

Gold At $1,000 On Weak Dollar, High Oil
Source: Associated Press NEW YORK (AP) -- Gold futures hit $1,000 an ounce for the first time Thursday, pushed past the benchmark by the sinking dollar and record crude oil prices. The dollar fell below 100 yen during Asian trading Thursday, its weakest level against the Japanese currency in 12 years. The dollar also dropped to all-time lows against the euro. After reaching $1,001 on the New York Mercantile Exchange, gold for April delivery dropped slightly to $999.70 by midmorning Thursday. The price still doesn't match the all-time high of $850 in 1980, if that price is adjusted for inflation. An $850 ounce of gold then would be worth $2,177 in today's dollars. The $1,000 an ounce price, though, is still a milestone and a telling sign that investors are continuing to abandon the dollar. Gold has been pushing up against the $1,000 an ounce mark for weeks, mainly because of the weaker dollar. Interest rate cuts -- and the prospect of more on the way -- have weakened

The Golden Years
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars' One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.' Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to

Golden Flame
Golden Flame CUM see lots of sweet wet pussy lips and extra large 40DDD tits. I am a BBW dressed in a sexy yellow nightie just for you. Spreading my thick legs so you can CUM and see everything very clear. There are around 70 photos in this set, 1834 total photos and 11 video clips on your members SEXtion. I now have 10 very hot videos on SCVideos. CUM check out the newest ones: Sexy Wet Flame, Taking a HOT Load, and Balloon Banging. If you want a custom set or video done just for you let me know. I all-ways enjoy fan mail. It gets me so wet. As always let me know what you want to see more of. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm

The Gold Medalist
THE GOLD MEDALIST Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke." The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps." The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell us about your husband." She thought for a moment and said, "My husband's like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler." "How so?" "He's got his time down to under 40 seconds."

Golden Sunset
The golden sunset shines on your supple lips, & the brilliant sunlight brightens your golden locks, I look into your eyes & see life at it’s purest, I want to kiss you, but I am completely paralyzed in your beauty.

Goldfish Have Rights Too...oh And Don't Forget To Shower Your Pig..
Well now I have heard it all. This apparently will be coming to a nation near you. Let’s just say animal rights activists are just going a little overboard. Good Morning… The world's most extensive array of animal "rights" took effect in Switzerland in September. Dog owners must take, at their own expense, classes in pet care. I agree with the Swiss on this however…dogs are animals that more likely then not get treated badly by neglect. Fish come on…What ever happened to give a man a fish he will eat for one day, teach him to fish he will eat for a lifetime. Now the Swiss want us to have anglers take a class in humane treatment of fish. Ok Edith you had me at hello! But isn’t the fish going to be a meal? I am against gill-netting and fishing with Dynamite but how do we treat fish humane gas them to sleep? It is a food source…what next the hand picking of grapes and corn and apples this will certainly be more humane then using machinery to harvest the crops…… Ok where was I? Ah yes…A

Golden Years. Whop Bop Pop
Tro: Interessant. Men nei. Den vekker ingen minner. Og om den handler om Hitler tviler jeg meget på. "If the black hadn't pulled her off", er det svartskjortene han tenker på tror du? Hahaha! Jeg kan også en sang av Bowie. Vi du høre? BZ: Nei. Men la gå. Tro: (synger) Golden years, gold whop whop whop Golden years, gold whop whop whop Golden years, gold whop whop whop Dont let me hear you say lifes taking you nowhere, angel Come get up my baby Look at that sky, lifes begun Nights are warm and the days are young Come get up my baby Theres my baby, lost thats all Once Im begging you save her little soul Golden years, gold whop whop whop Come get up my baby Last night they loved you, opening doors and pulling some strings, angel Come get up my baby In walked luck and you looked in time Never look back, walk tall, act fine Come get up my baby Ill stick with you baby for a thousand years Nothings gonna touch you in these golden years, gold Golden years,

Golden Onions
Golden Onions 3 tablespoons butter or margarine 3 Spanish onions, sliced 1 tablespoon curry powder (more or less) Heat frying pan to 320 degrees. Melt butter, add onions. Cook turning often and breaking into rings until tender and pale golden. Sprinkle with curry powder to taste before serving.

The Golden Moment
The Golden Moment Welcome The Golden Moment Arrived at last Ah, to hold… But not another Oh no! For then, Oh, for then I am sure Of the blithering idiot I shall become Instead I hold Here I hold the Golden Moment Blessed bliss 4-99

40 Golden Tips For Better Life In 2009
1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, Smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant. 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to. 3. Buy a DVR and tape your late night shows and get more sleep. 4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, 'My purpose is to __________ today.' 5. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy. 6. Play more games and read more books than you did in 2008. 7. Make time to practice Meditation and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives. 8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6. - Appreciate their genuine nature, strength, and innocence. For real! 9. Dream more while you are awake. 10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants. 11. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan Salmon, broccoli, almonds & waln

Goldmine Of Divine Grace
SEARCHING I walk and walk the many miles for you. I give and give until I have nothing more. I go on and on until I drop or fall, But I’m searching deep because I search for it all. Every day I die more inside. Eaten alive by myself inside of my core, Because I’m left alive with life that only I can sort through! I just want to see the Sun rising up so full and so high. I want to see the Sun set so huge with shadowing bits that glow. So I’ll just believe in this strength that comes through you to me. I search for you but why should I be the one who has to be one that believes? Everyday I’m alone and it’s nowhere that I go, Even when it’s my thoughts that I clearly identify! I just want to see the Moon so round and so high beaming me into the glow of light. I want to see the Moon peering through the lighter of my brightest day. I keep seeing all of these cushioned visions of just you and me. Searching for you gives m

Gold Diggerto
TO ALL TRUE LOVE; COMES AS WHAT YOU WANT TO MAKE IT. FOR SOME REASON ALL THE WOMEN I MEET THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO LIKE ME BECAUSE OF MY CARS MY HOUSE AND MY MONEY.... THE REASON WHY I THINK WOMEN LIKE ME IS BECAUSE OF MY BODY.. YES LADIES THIS BODY THAT I HAVE TAKES A LOT OF TIME TO GET LIKE THIS. .. I SIT AND THINK WHEN IS THE GIRL OF MY LIFE GOING TO COME MY WAY.. I'M STILL YOUNG I PLAY BASKETBALL FOR GT.... I DRIVE A 2008 BMW AND I OWN MY OWN HOME BACK IN NEW YOUK... AT THE AGE OF 22... TO ALL LEAVE A COMMENT TELL ME WHATS THE BEST WAY TO MEET NICE AND HOT WOMEN WHO CAN LOVE ME THE WAY I SHOULD BE LOVED....

"gold" Evans Blue
Hello, I'm your martyr, will you be my gangster can you feel my trigger hand, moving further down your back when you hide, hide inside that body but just remember that when I touch you the more you shake, the more you give away cold, but I'm still here, blind, ‘cause I'm so blind, say never we're far from comfortable this time cold, now we're so cold, mine, and you're not mine, say never we’re far from obvious this time wait, another minute here, time will kill us after all now can you feel its second hand wrapped around your neck so fall into my eyes and fall into my lies but don’t you forget the more you turn away, the more I want you to stay cold, but I'm still here, blind, ‘cause I'm so blind, say never we're far from comfortable this time cold, now we're so cold, mine, and you're not mine, say never we’re far from obvious this time you’re so endearing, you’re so beautiful, well I don’t look like they do, and I don’t love like they do but I don’t hate

The Golden Rules Of Manhood By Staff Writer Jd Rebello From Point In Case.com
"I wouldn't be the man I am today without these rules. You too would be weaker without them." -Arnold Schwarzenegger, Governor of California and former World Bodybuilding Champion Introduction: In my 20 years of existence as a member of the male species, I have learned certain rules, nay, guidelines, nay, shit you better do or get your ass beat. Unlike girls, who backstab, cry, scream, produce delirious drama, and lead lives as if they were muses for Dashboard Confessional, men operate under a certain code. That code is as follows. I. Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone. II. Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK. III. If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time: A. Was an ex-girlfriend. B. Your friend specifically t

Golden Showers
My dear squishy Hugh and I were discussing creating an enertaining blog about Golden Showers, we even discussed how Hugh enjoyed them and I despised them. After much deliberation on the blog I started typing and realized that I have nothing. Absolutely nothing worth posting about Golden Showers. I turned to my cute cuddly friend and told him that golden showers werent really funny and that unless his mouth was opended during the last shower I couldnt see the haha in it. We then discussed foods and what disgusting food have you eatten. I reminded him since im greek i eat lamb that turns on a spit with his eyes still staring at you.....So Im asking for help, my mind has gone and im drawing a blank. Entertian me dammit!

'golden Girls' Star Bea Arthur Dies At 86
celebs: Bea Arthur FILE - This Aug. 29, 1988 file photo shows actress Beatrice Arthur accepting her Emmy award at the 40th annual Emmy Awards ceremony in Pasadena, Ca. Family spokesman Dan Watt says the 86-year-old Arthur died at home early Saturday, April 25, 2009. He says Arthur had cancer, but declined to give further details. (AP Photo/Reed Saxon, File)Associated Press LOS ANGELES - Beatrice Arthur, the tall, deep-voiced actress whose razor-sharp delivery of comedy lines made her a TV star in the hit shows "Maude" and "The Golden Girls" and who won a Tony Award for the musical "Mame," died Saturday. She was 86. Arthur died peacefully at her Los Angeles home with her family at her side, family spokesman Dan Watt said. She had cancer, Watt said, declining to give further details. "She was a brilliant and witty woman," said Watt, who was Arthur's personal assistant for six years. "Bea will always have a special place in my heart." Arthur first appeared in the landmark c

Gold Watch
"As a symbol of our gratitude, we have created this special gold watch to serve as a reminder of your many years with the company. It needs a lot of winding up, is always a little late, and every day at quarter to five, it stops working."

Gold Dragon: S81 Chevalier Teaser
A teaser from the storyline of Gold Dragon: S81 Chevalier In A.U. 0127 on January 3rd, a protest in the space colonies aimed at bettering the unbearable and oppressive treatment the colonies were receiving from the World Government is dealt with harshly by troops sent out by the Blue Typhoon Task Unit. The commanding officers of the Blue Typhoon task unit, Erwin and Samantha Rommel, are disgusted and appalled by their subordinates actions and attempt to find and purge the oppressive side of the task unit. When their efforts are discovered by the World Government's corrupt leadership, they are told "Stop what your doing or your careers are history." In response to the message from the President of the World Government, Erwin and Samantha Rommel quit their jobs as the Blue Typhoon task unit's commanders then informed Gneisenau Electronics about the circumstances involving their leaving their command, not expecting 95% of the over 250,000 Gneisenau Red Aces employed by the Blue

Gold Dragon: S81 Chevalier Teaser 2
A second Teaser for the S81: Chevalier storyline With the full power of the S81 Chevalier now known and the Blue Typhoons forced to retreat to their last bastion of defense at the Gate of Heracles, the Resistance joined forces with the Arielian Empire and started Operation Seraph (This name was chosen because the resistance warships were aligned in the shape of a Seraph's wings above the command tower of the Vaalbara's Heart, and to honor the S80 Seraph used by Arielian Empress Chana Proudmore) to capture the renegade Blue Typhoons and the World Government President who had named himself Commander of the Blue Typhoons in a desperate bid to hold onto power. The Blue Typhoons attempted to hold the allies off at Jörmungandr and Fenris on May 16th. They failed and Fenris was destroyed by the super beam cannons mounted on the Vaalbara's Heart, destroying the Blue Typhoons' Headquarters and also a great deal of their forces. A month later on June 18th the forces of the allies met t

The Golden Ticket
Every couple of years -our family of dealerships picks a salesman from each location to attend a 3 week intense auto sales training program put on by national caliber consultants/trainers. It's unofficially known as 'the golden ticket'. I've been picked from my dealership - start it next week, looking forward to it.

Golden Chain
A Golden ChainFriendship is a Golden Chain,The links are friends so dear,And like a rare and precious jewelIt's treasured more each year...It's clasped together firmlyWith a love that's deep and true,And it's rich with happy memoriesand fond recollections, too...Time can't destroy its beautyFor, as long as memory lives,Years can't erase the pleasureThat the joy of friendship gives...For friendship is a priceless giftThat can't be bought or sold,But to have an understanding friendIs worth far more than gold...And the Golden Chain of FriendshipIs a strong and blessed tieBinding kindred hearts togetherAs the years go passing by.- Helen Steiner Rice -

The Golden Rule........
I THINK NO MATTER WHAT OTHER "BIBLE" RULES THERE ARE SET...THIS SHOULD BE A PERSONAL RULE FOR EVERYONE......CAUSE WHAT GOES AROUND WILL ALWAYS COME BACK AROUND TO YOU........ you always remember those who helped you no matter what it was...you always remember them.....and i dont mean only the ones who bomb u and chuck bling at you cause they may posess the power of the almighty dollar.....i mean the ones who will sit on your page and rate and rate and rate day in day out just to show they support u..even in the most difficult ways (fucking bouncer checks lol)...the ones who come out of the blue and just totally rape a whole album or your entire stash even tho u havent even said two words yet that day....just because maybe they saw u scrollin or noticed u uploaded a new pic....those are the friends u must always remember the ones who will come rate you even if you dont have on those ever popular auto 11's

Goldie
I can’t be anything other than I am. That seems to be problematic as of late.You see it’s like this …I’m changing my name to Goldie.It seems to fit me better.Kind of ironic since I don’t seem to fit anywhere at the moment.I’m too talkative for you.Too quiet for her.I’m too aggressive for him.I’m too reserved for them.It seems lately I’m always too tall, too short, too fat, too pale, too whatever it is you don’t want.Too far away …Too close to your heart …But I remind myself that Goldie needed what was right for her as well …Your porridge is too cold.Your chair is too small.Your bed is too soft.It’s all about the “just right.”

Gold Diggers
I have a hobby, which is fucking with people that deserve to be fucked with. My latest prank is going to be as follows: I posted a craigslist ad, which states that I am an older man looking for my princess to spoil. She must be hot, willing to spend all my money , and consider herself a princess. I got some chick respond already, and after several convos back n forth, I have her pics and her phone number. The plan: to set her up on a date at a Starbucks by my house, and tape it. I will describe myself to her, and then post another ad lookin for a man that fits that description (or vice versa). Then when she shows up, and he does, they will see each other in person. She will think he is her Sugar daddy, and he will think she is a whore that will bang him for 20 bux. Perffecto! I might post the vid on here.

The Gold Standard
“And Bezaleel made the ark of shittim wood: two cubits and a half was the length of it, and a cubit and a half the breadth of it, and a cubit and a half the height of it: And he overlaid it with pure gold within and without, and made a crown of gold to it round about.” The thirty-seventh chapter of Exodus opens with God-gifted Bezaleel making the ark (of the testimony, more popularly known to us as the Ark of the Covenant) and receiving from Moses the written instructions to do it. We’ve already seen those in chapter twenty-five, verses ten through twenty-two. Verses one through nine describe the efforts of Bezaleel himself (his assistants aren’t mentioned here, the ones working on the tabernacle itself in the previous chapter) to make the ark forty-five inches long, twenty-seven inches deep, and twenty-seven inches high. A cubit is eighteen inches. The gold that the children of Israel brought for the tabernacle and its furnishings (minus the earrings; thos

Gold Rush Baby Cum On!
so i just realized something while watching a commercial for yet another cash for gold company and in lite of glen becks Goldline connection, What if these cash for gold companies (which target broke ass mofos with shitty 10k gold that is worth next to nothing in that state, BUT melt it, refine it and BINGO you have very valuable 900$+ an ounce 24-28 kt gold.) are subsidiary companies of Goldline? SO they manage to collect all this gold from the welfare riche for pennies on the dollar then refine it and resell it to the rich republicans that listen to that fear mongering monster Glen Beck, who gets rich of his kick backs from Goldline. Viva la Capitalism !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Golden.
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partner's mouth while you get off is hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after a while. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it's time to actuall

Gold For America
It turns out that Evgeni Plushenko is as gracious after the men's figure skating competition as he was before it. Despite the fact that it was Evan Lysacek who had the gold medal around his neck during Thursday night's, Plushenko says Lysacek is not the champion because Lysacek didn't attempt a quad jump. “Just doing nice transitions and being artistic is not enough because figure skating is a sport, not a show,” he said. It's true that Plushenko completed a quadruple jump, but Plushenko probably should have looked at the score sheets before commenting. If he did, he'd see that he earned the exact same score as Lysacek in program components, the score that meansures artistry. Both skaters scored 82.80. It was the technical component score that won it for Lysacek. You know, the score that measures things like jumps. What won the gold for Lysacek was execution and strategic choreography. He executed his jumps near flawlessly, earning high grades of exe

Golden Rule Pledge 2010
Golden Rule Pledge 2010 Posted on February 25th, 2010 The Day of Silence is being observed on Friday, April 16 this year. On the Day of Silence, many young people around the nation will remain silent at school in order to bring attention to name-calling, bullying and harassment of gay and lesbian students in schools. When other students ask about the reason for their silence, many will hand out a card with the following message: Please understand my reasons for not speaking today. I am participating in the Day of Silence (DOS), a national youth movement bringing attention to the silence faced by lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people and their allies. My deliberate silence echoes that silence, which is caused by anti-LGBT bullying, name-calling and harassment. I believe that ending the silence is the first step toward building awareness and making a commitment to address these injustices. Think about the voices you are not hearing today. DAY of SILENCE – Wha

Golden Age Of Rock N' Roll
REMEMBER ALL THESE SONGS ? Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo"as if it were yesterday. They include:Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

The Golden Rule
http://fubar.com/blog/328015/1121489 Please read this carefully. This is not a joke. I see this happen daily and you come to support frantic and expect us to put out your fire. DO NOT GIVE ANYONE ACESSS TO YOUR ACCOUNT! This means DO NOT give anyone one your login info, password, etc. If you do, you are asking for trouble. DO NOT GIVE ANYONE YOUR PASSWORD OR LOG IN! You are the ONLY one that should access your account. This is in our terms of service and is for your benefit. Read 1 and 2 until it is CRYSTAL CLEAR! This is some of the stuff you open yourself up to. -that dude you were fuengaged to who bombed for you while you were at work. He will give your password out to his other girl and she will get jealous and you two will start war. If you are stupid enough to allow someone into your account, then you are probably stupid enough to allow that person to buy bling. That dude will buy his sanchita some bling packs, and you will come crying to support that you were

Golden Gate Bridge
Teen survives plunge off Golden Gate Bridge | US National Headlines | Comcast.net http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-nat... SAN FRANCISCO - Authorities say a 16-year-old high school student is hospitalized after surviving a plunge off the Golden Gate Bridge. Officials say the student from Windsor High School in Sonoma Coun

Golddiggers
I have a part-time housekeeper named Maria. I have been single now for a few years. I am fortunate enough to have come from a wealthy family and now have had my share of incredible success in a very tough industry (Thanks to God always) As a result, I must deal a lot with golddiggers. Maria comes in a few days a week and is a single mother. She is Latino and quite attractive. She has a good heart and I know she would do anything to make a better life for her son. Well, one evening I drive back from NYC after a long day doing very boring things (ie listening to my agent negotiate with mid-level production co exec) and I see Maria's car in the drive, but when I come in, the house is almost completely dark. I went upstairs, where i could hear music and see some dim lighting to find Maria in my bed bare naked. I run on almost pure testosterone, so temptation was too much. She went down on me and I was feeling wrong about it, but yet, feeling so right. when she emerged from beneat

The Golden Rule
THE GOLDEN RULE: Every major religion in the world has a Golden Rule. Here they are: Christianity: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Judaism: What thou thyself hatest, do to no man. Islam: No one of you is a Believer until he desires for his brother that which he desires for himself. Hinduism: Do naught to others which, if done to thee, would cause thee pain; this is the sum of duty. Buddhism: A clansman (should) minister to his friends and familiars ... by treating them as he treats himself. Confucianism: The Master replied, "...what you do not want done to yourself, do not do unto others. Taoism: To those who are good to me, I am good, and to those who are not good to me, I am also good. And thus all get to be good. Zoroastrianism: Whatever thou dost not approve for thyself, do not approve for anyone else. Greek Philosophy: Do not do to others what you would not wish to suffer yourself; treat your friends as you

Gold!
My husband just called me from the ranch. He found a Glory Hole in the river and is pulling out a lot of gold right now. Oh, I wish I was with him right now! Dang. I had to come home to be within am hour of home for jury duty. Jury duty was canceled so I could turn around and head up there NOW but....grr! I JUST came home last night.

Golden Key
She holds the golden key within her hand, she places it within his palm like a band. Glowing brightly, it melts and fades. Their eyes lock and their soul's walls eroded away. No longer a need for words like, I; myself; me or mineShe no longer needs a trinket or a key, he's stolen the darkness and set her free, their dreams have become their reality. No longer lost or all alone, she once vowed she'd carve her love for him in stone.She reaches for the iron that's searing white hot, he needs to only pick his spot. For upon her heart he had tattooed his name, but now it's her soul that's his to claim!

Gold Diggers...
It amazes me the number of women on here who lead men on with false pretences. Yes, I love getting bling, I like having credits to spend, but I have NEVER once told a guy/girl anything more would EVER exist. Friends on here are fun, and I enjoy the laughs, but if fu ever interfered with any aspect of my personal life, I would be gone in a second. I have had a few friends on here who have spent thousands of dollars on women who promised them this and that. Atleast I can go to bed at night without a guilty conscience. I hope you can too. Thanks, KiKi

Gold
To you I would give my heart if it is what you need to keep on, to me you have shown your heart and I thank you love isn't gone. We may never meet and greet but what we share together is really more, we didn't know what we encountered would work into something of forever this isn't sore. With no pain its like new no longer am I a ragdoll I can live, with the joy only from you with every night full of love and all you can give. Gold can never tarnish, and your love is gold you hold the harness. I know you won't let go, so I am not scared gold says I love you loving me and I know you know.

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Goldman Sachs Completes Economic Takeover Of Europe
“Surprise” BoE pick Mark Carney attended Bilderberg meeting earlier this year Paul Joseph WatsonInfowars.comNovember 26, 2012 The “surprise” announcement that Canadian Mark Carney is to be appointed Governor of the Bank of England means that the 2012 Bilderberg attendee completes Goldman Sachs’ virtual domination over all the major economies of Europe. Carney’s appointment has come as a shock to many who expected current BoE deputy governor Paul Tucker to get the nod, but it’s not a surprise for us given that we forecast back in April Carney would be headhunted for the position. Carney is a former 13-year veteran of Goldman Sachs and was involved in the 1998 Russian financial crisis which was exacerbated by Goldman advising Russia while simultaneously betting against the country’s ability to pay its debt. Carney’s appointment arrives just six months after he attended the 2012 Bilderberg conference in Chantilly, Virginia, an a

Goldman Sachs Made $400 Million Betting On Food Prices In 2012 While Hundreds Of Millions Starved
Michael SnyderEconomic CollapseJan 24, 2013 Why does it seem like wherever there is human suffering, some giant bank is making money off of it? According to a new report from the World Development Movement, Goldman Sachs made about 400 million dollarsbetting on food prices last year. Overall, 2012 was quite a banner year for Goldman Sachs. As I reported in a previous article, revenues for Goldman increased by about 30 percent in 2012 and the price of Goldman stock has risen by more than 40 percent over the past 12 months. It is estimated that the average banker at Goldman brought in a pay and bonus package of approximately $396,500 for 2012. So without a doubt, Goldman Sachs is swimming in money right now. But what is the price for all of this “success”? Many claim that the rampant speculation on food prices by the big banks has dramatically increased the global price of food and has caused the suffering of hundreds of millions of poor families around the planet to

Golden Fashion Louis Vuitton Bag Enduring
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Gold
I awake the morning to her eyes staring down on me and her hand touching my face in a soft gentle way. I smiled and said "heey beautiful" in my weak morning voice and just remained to lay there and stare in her eyes. Then, 2mins later, she takes a deep breathe as her smirk turned into an amazing smile she said to me "I just love you so much baby" she moved closer, kissed me, looked into both of my eyes once more then got up to head to the bathroom. While i stay put in the bed we share. I think to myself. If thats what I'm blessed to wake up to for the rest of my life then I wish for immortality. I don't ever want this to come to an end. She touched my very soul with her hands and lips, froze my heart with her gaze and thoughtful words. When she left my side to get up I wanted to reach for her. Pull her back and just lay with her in my arms for just a few minutes more. At that moment, I looked to the left of me and saw the pillow she lays her head on next to mine. One this day, at this

Gold
I can feel your heart of gold And it makes me wonder It makes me wonder You make me wonder What you're looking for I can see your smile of glass And it makes me wonder It makes me wonder You make me wonder What you're waiting for And then I taste your fear of thunder And I watch you wander I watch you wander And I sit and wonder What you're running from

Golden Dawn Arrests Take Greece Into Uncharted Waters
[Cause I hate having to explain things in mumms Josef will surely bring this up in just to annoy me. ] By Helena Smith Before his untimely death at the age of 34, Pavlos Fyssas was a hip-hop rapper popular on Greece's anti-fascist scene but little known beyond the frontiers of that music genre or the borders of the country itself. On the night of 17 September all that changed. In lightning fashion, after becoming embroiled in a row over a soccer game beamed from the big screen of a cafe in a gritty working class Athenian suburb, Fyssas and his friends were set upon by thugs dressed in the combat pants and black T-shirts worn by supporters of the country's far-right Golden Dawn party. Cornered by the mob, the bearded singer was soon lying in a pool of blood with stab wounds to his heart and chest. Within minutes he had died. And within hours the killer, a self-professed member of Golden Dawn, had been arrested. Murkiness may still surround the circumstances of the murder, but what

Golden Dawn Leader Charged With Heading A Criminal Gang
The leader of Greece's Golden Dawn, widely viewed as Europe's most violent political force, appeared in court on Saturday night on charges of heading a criminal gang after police mounted an unprecedented crackdown on the neo-fascist party, arresting Nikos Michaloliakos and other key members of his organisation. After a high-stakes police operation in which anti-terrorism officers stormed the homes of Golden Dawn politicians across Athens, Michaloliakos and five of his MPs were seized. Fourteen other senior Golden Dawn activists were taken into custody accused of fomenting violence as members of a criminal organisation. The prime minister, Antonis Samaras, held emergency talks with his public order and justice ministers after the raids. Emerging from the discussion, the justice minister, Charalambos Athanasiou, insisted that those who had been arrested will face "just justice". "Justice has moved with decisiveness and transparency," he told reporters gathered outside the prime minist

Golden Sand Resort And Spa Hoi An
Located at Cua Dai Beach, Golden Sand Beach Resort & Spa Hoi An is an ideal place for visitors because of the beauty of Cam An Beach. Looking at a remote, visitors will see a luxury and palatial building of Resort cringing at romantic seaside with a dreamy blue. If somebody has a chance to come here, they must have a great relaxing time. See more pictures of Golden Sand Resort Golden Sand Resort includes 212 hotel rooms and apartment. All are air conditioned and equipped with all the modern amenities and facilities. With a spacious balcony, visitors can sip a hot coffee glass and enjoy faintly of cool air from green garden in Resort which help you relax and dispel fretting. Come to Golden Sand Resort, visitors shouldn’t miss out-door buffet with Vietnamese and international menu. Besides, seafood from Danang’s beach will satisfy all diners. Golden Sand Resort & Spa is the only one five star resort in Hoi An with professional s

Golden Apple.
Singing in a tube.The smell of wet pavement and dirty water strolled through my nose and loitered in my lungs.Power was still on. Third and final notice. The radio refused to yield.Can't find my shoes.Shirts are all matted with footprints outlined in dog hair and dust.I'd smoke outside if it was coming down just a little lighter.Steps make a skidding of refuse and remnants.There might've been a note in all that.Only we never said goodbye.Is it true that I have to?What gets out when I do?What remains?An experience and softness for someone a little less withered.A lot less hollow.The kind of caricatures of happy people you see smiling and haunting the places we think they should be.A painted-on toothy grin and a glassy stare.As loud as any whimper for help.

Golden Sand Resort & Spa Hoi An - Dream Vacation For Families
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Gold Jewelry Stroili The New 2013 Collection
A chic and elegant collection A collection chic and stylish with a sober design and trendy(long necklaces) Glamour , elegance and style these are the flow characteristics that distinguish the new 2013 collection of jewelry Stroili Gold . A collection that combines gold and silver, diamonds and precious stones from the stunning and alluring design. Rows of diamonds adorn smooth curves and sharp lines , renewing the eternal beauty of pearls. Gold worked with high-quality enhances the light of the valuable collection of Swaroswku Zirconia Gold Emotion and Gold Lace collection is renewed with forms moride and diamond surfaces . Stroili gold also offers Gold shine, bold and bright collection that with its new rings(cute rings) opens the horizon to unusual forms animated by pavé crystals. Then there are the crazioni silver Stroili Gold, researched and fascinating , perfect to make every woman feel unique.

Golf Laws
" Golf Laws " LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and eventually, a lifetime. LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former. LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water. LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down. LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe. LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himse

Golf!
Golf is supposed to be the great equalizer & the perfect way to ruin a good walk. I'm a "whack-fuck" golfer...I address the ball, hit it "whck" "FUCK!!!!!" Golfers yell "fore" before driving the ball. I think it must have something to do with the fact that its foreplay on the course...... Let's face it, we know at least one ball's gonna get whacked

Golf Buddies
Two guys are hitting the links at their local country club. Luckily, it's a beautiful day, and there's hardly anyone on the course, so they've been breezing through the holes. Up around the seventh tee, they spot the first people on the course other than themselves, two ladies who, from the guys' perspective, are having trouble on the green. In fact, they've each five-putted it. The first guy says "Christ. I hope they just had a bad hole, I don't want to follow these broads for the next eleven holes!" The second one goes, "Well, maybe I'll go talk to them, and maybe they can let us pass them. I'll be back in a sec." So he trots off, about to go and ask to let them pass. Suddenly, about a hundred feet away from the women, he stops, turns and runs away from them as fast as he can. When he comes back, he exclaims, "Jesus! That's my wife and my girlfriend! They're both here! Golfing together! I'm sorry, man, but I can't say anything to them. I'm liable to be killed if they saw me.

A Golf Joke
Two guys were golfing on a long fairway and on the other fairway facing them a woman hooked a shot. The ball made one bounce and hit him right where it hurts. The woman rushed over and asked if she could help him, He said, no it hurts too bad. She asked, unzip your pants, take it out and I'll examine it. He said no. She said but I'm a nurse. Ok he said, She massaged his dick and rubbed it and asked, Is that better.. He said that feelsgood. . She said I think you'll be ok. He said yeh that felt good.. BUT my damn thumb still hurts

Golfing News
golf transplant A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?" "The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm. I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant." "Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again." The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon. "Just great," says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved." "That's great," said the surgeon. "Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved

Golf Caddies
Bob approached the clerk behind the counter in the pro shop and said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie." The clerk behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is this. We just got 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take one with you out on the course and if you will come back and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me today." Bob anxiously accepted the man's offer. He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said, "I think my driver will do the job." The robot caddie turned to the man and said, "No sir. Use your #3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole." Hesitantly, Bob pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the green. Delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his assistance. As Bob pulled out his putter, he s

Golf Book
I'll be using this on Thursday - playing in a scramble tournament with my biggest customer. . A Truly Useful Golf Book Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9 am Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent Chapter 1

Golf
Here is (supposedly) an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona: 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. WELL DONE. NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.

Golf
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"

Golf Any One?
Rules for Bedroom Golf -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to

Golfer In Ireland
An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him. "Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked. "I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball," the golfer says. "Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?" "Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't want anything. I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize." And he walks off. "What a nice guy," the Leprechaun says to himself. "I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want ... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life." A year goes by (as it does in stories like this) and the American golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into

Golf Joke!!
A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have > sinned." > > "What is your sin, my child?" The priest asks back. > > "Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I > feel absolutely terrible." > > "When did you do use this awful language?" Said the priest. > > "I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was > going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was > hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after > going only about 100 yards." > > "Is that when you swore?" > > "No, Father." Said the man. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the > bushes and grabbed my ball in his mouth and began to run away." > > "Is THAT when you swore?" Asked the priest again. > > "Well, no," said the man, "You see, as the squirrel was running, an > eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and > bega

Golf
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked abo

Golfing In Bad Weather
Every Saturday morning an avid golfer gets up early to catch his morning tee time and spend the better part of his day playing golf. One Saturday morning, as is his schedule, he gets up early, eats a quick breakfast and heads out to the course. The weather is terrible; there’s a torrential downpour with snow mixing in and a 50 mph wind. Defeated, he packs it in early and decides to return home, deciding he can go back out later if the weather improves. He comes back into the house and turns on the TV to the weather channel, which informs him it’s only going to get worse. He puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses, then slips back into bed with his wife. “The weather out there is terrible,” he whispers. “Yeah,” she replies, “can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing?”

Golfing With The Lil Woman
Golfing with the Lil Woman A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end." "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey honey, this looks like yours!'" "I don't remember much after that."

Golf Mishap :d
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments then asked, "How does that feel?" He replied, "It feels fantastic, but my thumb still hurts like c

Golfs Worst Foursome
1. MONICA LEWINSKI 2. O. J SIMPSON 3 . TED KENNEDY 4. BILL CLINTON WHY YOU ASK? Well, you're going to love this! 1. MONICA IS A HOOKER 2. O. J. IS A SLICER 3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER , AND. 4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST

Golf Lessons
A foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time, when finally the last lady is ready to hit the ball. She hacks it 10 feet; goes over to it, whiffs it; and then hacks it maybe another 10 feet; and then hacks it another 5 feet. She looks up at the men who are watching and says apologetically, "I guess all those Fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "Well, there you have it lady. You should have taken Golf lessons instead."

Golf Genie
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, bu

Golf Balls
A man stepped onto the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.Finally,after noticing her many glances,he said,"it's golf balls." "Oh,"she said."Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee. The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend - "Hey, why don't you try this ball." He draws a green golf ball out of his bag. "Use this one - You can't lose it!" His friend replies, "What do you mean you can't lose it?!!" The first man replies, "I'm serious, you can't lose it. If you hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound, if you hit it into the water it produces bubbles, and if you hit it on the fairway, smoke comes up in order for you to find it." Obviously, his friend doesn't believe him, but he shows him all the possibilities until he is convinced. The friend says, "Wow! That's incredible! Where did you get that ball?" The man replies, "I found it." (Think about it... it'll come to you :)

A Golfer's Story
A Golfers Story An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he discovered a little Leprechaun flat on his back, with a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him. "Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked. "I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball," the golfer says. "Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?" "Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't want anything, I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize." And the golfer walked away. "What a nice guy," the Leprechaun said to himself. "I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life." A year went by quickly (as it does in stories like this), and the American golfer came back. On t

Golf
Last Friday I went golfing for the first time this season..it was close to 80 degrees, and a little wind...well I started my round off pretty well..I was hitting the ball well..I was hitting close to 300 yard drives which I was really happy about. but then I had to use my irons...things went well for the first few holes..then all hell broke loose..just like in the cartoons I would go to hit the ball and stick my club dead into the ground right behind the ball..I felt like a complete ass..now granted things get better as the season progresses, but damn that round was dis heartening...I have not had a round like that in a long time..the whole time I was out there I was putting notes on my score card like..."hey dumbass hit the ball" or "And you actually play this game for fun?" I know that my friends will get some cheap chuckle out of this...and they should because I am laughing about this. My total cost for my first round of golf is as follows...$35 for the round, $45 for golf balls,

Golfing - Tea Party For Guys.
Ok, So...I had this discussion with a good friend of mine a couple of days ago about my opinion of golf. This is how it comes off to me. Golf is somewhat of a "sport", but honestly it's an excuse. I mean where else can a group of guys get dressed up and stand around chit chatting while walking around occasionally hitting a ball with a stick? You don't have to have any special abilities to play the game, no jumping, running, or intelligence is required. Just some khakis and plaid shirt and your set. Grab a couple of other gentlemen and TADAH you got yourself a gossip group tea party. Let's take a look at the similarities minus the tea and biscuits of course. Group of women - group of men. Formal attire - golfing attire. Gossip - Gossip. Special China - Special Equipment. My ultimate goal with this blog? Eh, just to tell ya that you guys are foolin' anybody, we know it's a social event. Enjoy. Not that golf isn't a great way to get out in the fresh air and unwind with some buddies, but i

Golf
dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again

Golfing With The Wives
The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivees?" Ole demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear." Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She to

Golf Tonight
Grrrr I wrote a nice long story and forgot to give it a title, and so it vanished! darn darn darn. I will write it again later. I don't much feel like doing anything right now. Went golfing today and had fun. Only 3 of us went, the regular game is Tuesday but we were rained out. The other 2 ladies are not good golfers so it made for a long game. I did okay, I shot 104 and that is good for me for so early in the season. There were a lot of rude golfers on the course today ... shooting on our fairway, skipping holes, shooting into us, walking across the fairway while we were playing, shooting off of the green where errant shots landed. It was really bad golf all around us! Oh well, I had fun!

Golf Widow
A WIFE comes home to find her bags packed by the front door and her husband sitting on the couch polishing his golf clubs. HUSBAND: "You gave me the choice, either you or golf." Golf can be addicting. It is hard NOT to play golf once you become addicted. This is one of the causes of marital problems. The husband spends a lot of time at the golf course leaving the wife home with nothing to do. If you are a wife who is left alone much of the time while your hubby is playing golf, or, if you are a wife ignored for golf, then you are what we call a 'golf widow.' There are several instances when golf widows get mad at their golfing hubbies. One is, the husband is not around during important functions and family gatherings because of golf. Another one is, coming home late at night because of the awards ceremony, and the drinking that comes after playing. Third, a golf widow just can't get over the fact that her husband can wake up as early as 4am to get ready for a golf tournament,

Golfaholics
HELLO golfing friends. Before anything else, I would like to make a slight correction in last week's article. It was stated, under my name, that I was a golf widow. I felt like pulling someone's hair--someone from the newspaper who was responsible for that error! I am not a golf widow! In fact, I am not even married and have never been married. BUT, I am thankful though, about the "golf widow" error. It gave me a reason to let everyone know that I am still single…and available. (hahaha!) A golf widow? I don't think I will be one, but, I will probably make someone a golf widower someday. Okay, okay, serious talk now. What is a golfaholic? My definition of a golfaholic is a person who is obsessed with golf, one who is a golf addict, one who is crazy about golf, one who plays golf often, and one who dreams and thinks of golf all the time. Last week, in my column, I asked a question--"You are a golf addict if..." I mentioned that I will publish the answers in my next article

Golf’s Raffle Division
Competitive golfers look forward to golf tournaments. The handicap determines what class they will enter. Class A, B, C, D and the Ladies’ Division. But there’s another division that people forget to mention--one special division in which everyone is a part of—The Raffle Division! Yehey!!! Usually, trophies and prizes are given to the Over-all champion, the Gross and Net champions and the 1st – 3rd runners-up for each class. If you count how many win in each tournament, including team competitions, that’s around 30 players or less. Only 30 golfers or less get to bring home a trophy or a special prize. Let us say that there is an average participation of about 120 players per tournament. So what happens to the rest? What happens to the 90 other golfers who joined…better luck next time…again, and again, and again... hahaha! So you ask them, why they keep joining even if they have a very small chance of winning…it’s because of the ‘Raffle Division!’ You don’t have to play wel

Golf’s Aches And Pains
In a previous article, I mentioned the advantages of playing golf. If I got you interested and you want to take up the game of golf, you need to know the kinds of pain that are connected with golf. Back aches, muscle aches, head aches, occasional stomach aches, blisters on the feet, blisters on the fingers—these are some of the body aches that you will experience. Body pains. After excessive swings, too much bending and twisting—these will lead to back aches and muscle aches. Make sure you do some stretching before you head out to the golf course or practice at the range. The older you get and/or the heavier you get, the more frequent the pain arises, I think. There is a golf work out that you can do. It is very helpful. You need to contact a good chiropractor or a physical therapist, just in case you feel some pain and it becomes unbearable. You also need a good supply of medicine for muscle aches in your golf bag. Headaches. Playing golf under the excessive heat of the s

Golf Attire
What is the proper golf attire? I will start out by saying what NOT to wear. Do not wear blue jeans. Do not wear sleeveless shirts, unless you’re a woman. Women are allowed to wear sleeveless shirts. Collarless shirts are allowed in some courses, but to be on the safe side, especially if you plan to play in a private and exclusive golf course, wear a shirt with a collar. And if possible, tuck your shirt in. The starter may not allow you to tee off if you don’t wear the proper golf attire. You will be forced to buy a golf shirt or a pair of golf pants at the pro shop, and we all know that pro shops almost always OVERPRICE their items! Women are always concerned with fashion. The style of clothing in golf often changes for women. Therefore, they are not very strict with women when it comes to golf attire. But, ladies, please, wear decent and proper golf clothing. Wearing a pair of shorts is allowed, yes. How short it is, well, I have not seen any rule against wearing ver

Golf
Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation, and Ed fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship. "It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed said to his lady friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now." Dorothy responded, "If we're being honest with each other, here goes. I'm a hooker." "I see," Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."

Golfing
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up?" "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man,"was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window." "Wow, I can see my

Golf And Sex After Death
A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word he made contact, "Mina? Mina! " "Is that you, Gene?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, and I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun, and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud of me - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again." "Oh, Gene, you surely must be in Heaven!" "Not exactly. I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona". *haha

Golf Ball Hunt
Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball. After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an eight iron in hands of a skeleton! Joe immediately called out to his friend, "Jack, I've got trouble down here!" "What's the matter?" Jack asked from the edge of the ravine. "Bring me my wedge," Joe shouted. "You can't get out of here with an eight iron!"

Golf Shoe Design Contest
If you have a moment, would you go here >>> http://www.golfballs.com/MyJoysContest.aspx?userID=2291366 and scroll down a bit and see the pink and baby blue golf shoes and put a FIVE STAR rating on them. I am trying to win a $1000 gift certificate for my husband with the contest. Thanks!

Golfing Agony
2 women golfers were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror >>>as her ball headed toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The >>>ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at >>>his >>>groin, fell to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in agony. The >>>women rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please >>>allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I can relieve your >>>pain if you'll let me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll >>>be >> >>>fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying >>>in >> >>>the fetal position, still clasping his hands to his groin. At her >>>persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took >>>his >>>hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her >>>hands >>>inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long >>>moments and asked, "How does that feel?" He replied, "It

The Golfer
On their honeymoon the new blonde husband said to his bride "I have a confession that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship." "What is it?" she asked. "I'm a golfer," he said. "What's the big deal about that?" she asked. He replied, "When I say I'm a golfer, I mean that I'll be on the golf course Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday afternoons, and any & all holidays. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf -- golf wins." She pondered a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. In the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that you should know about." "What's that?", he asked. "I'm a hooker." "No problem," was his response, "just widen your stance a little and overlap your grip, and that should clear it right up."

Golf Anyone?
Rules for Bedroom Golf -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to

Golf In Ireland
An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him. "Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked. "I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball," the golfer says. "Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?" "Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't want anything, I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize." And the golfer walks off. "What a nice guy," the Leprechaun says to himself. I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want ... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life." A year goes by (as it does in stories like this) and the American golfer is back. On the same hole, he again h

Golf Language
Golf Language A man goes to confession, sits down and tells the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "What was your sin, my son?" the priest asked. "Obscene language," the man replied. "That's a terrible sin," the priest replied. "Do you swear often?" "No," answered the man, "but do you know the local golf course?" "Indeed I do," said the priest "I play there often. When I was on the tee at the fourth hole, the long par three, I hit one of the best drives of my life. It must have gone 220 yards on the fly, straight down the middle, took one bounce, and then hit a sprinkler head and bounced off into the bush." "I'm not surprised that you swore," said the priest, "If that had happened to me..." "No, I didn't swear then. The shot I had hit was a great one and the bounce was just the luck of the game. When I checked the position of my ball, I realized that I still had a chance of making par. The ball was on a hardpan lie, and there was a small gap through th

Golf Game
what a mess... I need lessons. We didnt even keep score after the fifth hole... absolutely terrible... lost one ball into the water. Lost another one down a gopher hole. Hit trees all over the place and it was FREEZING. but it was fun (and frustrating) Now I may play a round with my son on Sunday. I bet he beats me too. LOL

Golfing Nun
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that is hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards." "Is that when you swore?" "No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away." "Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again. "Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!" "Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun. "No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."

The Golfer
A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?" "The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm. I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant." "Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again." The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon. "Just great" says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved." "That's great," said the surgeon. "Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how

Golfers
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot way to the right. Ralph walked over to the deep rough, found his ball, and proceeded to beat the hell out of wild buttercups with his pitching wedge. Mother Nature appeared and said, "Since you destroyed all of my favorite buttercups, if you ever taste butter, smell butter, or even think about butter you will become deathly ill and die." Ralph walked out of the rough toward Charlie with a big smile on his face. Ralph then told him his story with a big grin on his face. Charlie says, "That's not a good thing! Why are you smiling?" Ralph replies, "I almost hit the pussy willows."

Golf Terms
Just for golfers..... some new terminology .... * A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole * A *Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read * A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't. * A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution * An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim * An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker * A Saddam Hussein - from one bunker straight into another * A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand * A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect * Glen Miller* - didn't make it over the water * A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed * An *O. J. Simpson* - got away with it * A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver * A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver * A *Michael Jackson* - gradually fading * A *Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems * A *condom* - safe but didn't feel real good * A *circus tent* - a BIG top * An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to g

Golf Deduction
Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, a priest and three other men of the cloth swapped their clerical garb for polos and khakis and time out on the golf course. After several really horrible shots, their caddy asked, "You guys wouldn't be priests by any chance?" "Actually, yes, we are," one cleric replied. "How did you know?" "Easy," said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language!"

Golf Accident
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken

Golf Weekend
golf weekend. Well last weekend I had a golf outing with the guys. So friday we took off to play the course and see what it was like before the main outing. The course was great and so was one of the beer cart girls. Well I had to flirt with her and she started flirting back. well we all went back in to the club house for a cold drink after and she was there. I kept my eye on her as she walked around. young lady great body. Well I wrote down my room number and cell phone number and was able to get it to her. That night I didn't get a call but had fun with the guys. The next day at the course it was a cold start and yes my little beer cart lady showed up for work. I didn't talk to her just watched her and I have to say she was cold by the size of her nibbles. Well as wwe golfed she drove up and I got a drink and ask what she did last night. Oh just stay home with my girl friend. well ok but you still have my numbers yes with a smile. Great maybe tonight we can hook up at a local b

Golf Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." The wife teed up and shacked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost." They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied. "No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes-I'll give you each one wish, and I'll

Golf Markers
A Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers. The golf pro says, "Yes, they are just $1.00 each. " The guy gives the golf pro a dollar and says he'll take one. The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in the tray and with a big smile hands the guy a quarter.

Golfing
Slow golfers are ahead of us Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about half of the way there stops and jogs back. His boss asks what the problem is. "Well one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress," complained Joe. Phil just shook his head at Joe and started toward the women determined to finish his round of golf. Preparing to ask the ladies to speed up their game, he too stopped short and turned around. Joe asked "what's wrong? " It's a small, small world Joe, and you're fired"

The Golf Incident
It was a relatively pleasant day and my brother and myself were obscenely bored. We decided given the weather we had to do something outside. After significant deliberation we decided on tennis. Upon further discussion we decided that neither of us knows how to play tennis and more importantly neither one of us owns the necessary equipment to play tennis. After some quick price checking it was determined that tennis is not worth 50 dollars. The next possibility was golf. Neither of us knows shit about golf either but my brother claimed to have a set of golf clubs putting golf miles ahead of tennis in terms of being realistic. I drove to my brothers house and he meets me at the door with this eclectic selection of golf clubs held in a bundle with red wire ties. I'm no expert but I would put the vintage of these clubs somewhere in the mid 20th century. We decided that getting laughed at, at the driving range was cheaper than getting laughed at, at the country club.

Golf
I don't have a lot of experience with the new Taylormade Tour Burner, but I have hit it. It felt amazing and gave me confidence to just swing the dang thing. Played with 18 holes, and it performed very well. When I was looking to replace my R7 SuperQuad with the new Tour Burner but I am not sure about where I can find it so easy. I know if you google your first club from internet, they have a website(online store) where i believe it has the locations throughout the country. Luckily for me, even when they dispatched the item from Asia, where the Taylormade factory locates, I got it within 3 days. First things first, I get it directly from an online store called ebayoyo. Usually, I placed bids from ebay to get those clubs for junior competitive price. As many have stated, it is a very often to get those non-US equipement golf clubs, (OEM product, japanese domestic whatever) from internet. You know what, when I unpacked the box, nothing strange to look at while addressing the head, th

Golf Vs Sex
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. 'Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt,' the golfer mumbles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, 'Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?' Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says, 'Sure' and sinks the putt. Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, 'Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one.' The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, 'Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?' Shrugging, the golfer replies, 'Okay.' And he makes an eagle. On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says, 'Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?' 'Definitely,' the golfer replies, and he makes

Golf Caddy
"Well." says the driver, "It has everything. It has power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel. 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all a 8.8 liter V12 engine." "Wow," says the attendent, thata be something." "How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver. Thata be $30.17" says the attendent. The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a $10 bill. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are golf tees. "What dem little wooden things?" asks the attendent. "Thats what I put my balls on when I drive," says the driver. "Wow" says the attendent, "Dem Cadillac people think of everything."

Golf
Golf Accident Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?" He replied, "It feels great ......b

Golf Balls In Heaven
Golf Balls in Heaven From Chicken Soup for the Soul: Tales of Golf and Sport BY: By Mark Donnelly My dad first taught me how to golf when I was three years old. He was an accomplished golfer and had a room full of trophies to prove it. Unfortunately, I can attest that golf skills aren’t always passed on genetically, though it wasn’t for lack of trying. Dad would take me out to the driving range on most Saturdays in my childhood, and he eventually started taking me out on the course with him as well. And while our driving range experiences felt to me like forced practice sessions, the days I spent with him on the course were the ones I looked forward to. Since Dad ran his own business and worked long hours, he didn’t have a lot of spare time, so it meant a lot to me when I would have him all to myself out on the course for nine or eighteen holes. So much of the best of our relationship, from the mutual encouragement to sharing the little victories together, was forged on th

Golf Friendless
"Bob, why don't you play golf with John anymore?" asked a friend. "Would you play golf with a guy who moved the ball with his foot when you weren't watching?" Bob asked. "Well, no," admitted the friend. "Neither will John," replied Bob.

Golf Lesson
This fellow's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf. Finally, one morning he relented and off they went. The first hole was a par 3, 179 yards, and very pretty. The husband stepped up first and said, "Now watch me, and do the same thing." He hit a beautiful shot and landed on the green with about 30 feet to the cup.The wife stepped up, drilled her ball, causing it to hook, ricochet off a tree, bounce off a rock and roll up onto the green - dropping into the cup. The husband looked at this, and said, "OK, now you know how to play, let's go home."

Golf Quitter
Two men were chatting casually at work over the water cooler. The conversation turned to golf and one asked the other, "Do you play?" "Yes, the younger man replied, "I used to, but I quit because I wasn't very good. I consistently shot in the lower seventies." There was a long, low intake of breath, then the other man said, "Lower seventies, huh?" "Yes," his coworker said. "Consistently?" "Yup, Every hole," the younger man said with a sigh.

Golf Challenge
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Tiger turns to and says, 'How's the singing career going?' Stevie replies, 'Not too bad. How's the golf?' Woods replies, 'Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right, now.' Stevie says, 'I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right.' Tiger says, 'You play GOLF?' Stevie says, 'Yes, I've been playing for years'. Tiger says, 'But -- you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?' Stevie Wonder replies, 'Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice.' 'But, how do you putt?' asks Tiger 'Well', says Stevie, 'I get my caddy to lean down in front of t

Golf
Two lesbians were out playing golf. They tee off, one drive goes to the right, and one drive goes to the left. One of them finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process, she hacks the hell out of the buttercups.Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag, looks at her, and says:"I am Mother Nature, and I do not like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea."The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.Shaken, the woman calls out to her partner, "Hey, where's your ball?""It's over here in the pussy willows."She screams back, "WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T HIT THE BALL! DON'T HIT THE BALL!"

Golf & Genies
A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said"Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix!" The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said"I told you to watch out for the houses! All right, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost." They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said"Are you the people that broke my window?""Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied."No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me! I'm allowed to grant three wishes, and I'll give you each one wish and keep the last one for myself."

Golf Club. Woods Shot
ATLANTA -- Jeff Samardzijas splitter baffled the Atlanta Braves. NaVorro Bowman Jersey . Again. Samardzija had a career-high 11 strikeouts, Luis Valbuena hit a tiebreaking three-run double in the seventh and the Chicago Cubs won 4-1 on Monday night. Samardzija (6-7) yielded one run and four hits in seven innings, rebounding from a rough June. The right-hander was 0-4 with a 12.27 ERA in his previous four starts, allowing a season-high nine runs during a 17-1 loss to the Mets on Wednesday. "Its about time, you know?" Samardzija said. "I just thought I took my time from pitch to pitch. I thought I made the right pitch selection based on the previous pitch." Samardzija began the night with a 5.05 ERA. But he also was sharp in his first start against Atlanta this season, tossing seven solid innings in a 5-1 victory at Wrigley Field on May 7. "Both times Ive faced him, hes had unbelievable stuff," Atlanta pitcher Tommy Hanson. "He throws hard and has that good split and starts throwing thos

Golf Holidays In Spain
Fuengirola in Costa del Sol, España, has the highest number of golf courses in Europe. It is a perfect place for golf holidays in Spain. You will find not only reasonably priced accommodation with a series of discounts, advantages and special prices in Fuengirola but also competitively priced golf arrangements and installations. This location is considered a delight for amateurs as well as the perfect training ground for golf professionals. The warm winters and mild weather conditions of the location have earned the sport immense popularity here. Mijas Golf is one of the many sought after golf courses in Costa del Sol. It has two 18-hole courses Olivos and newly re-designed Lagos initially created by Robert Trent Jones Senior, golf course architect par excellence and world renowned for his work that spreads from the Mediterranean to the Pacific. Trent Jones believed that “every hole should be a hard par and easy bogey”. The designer golf courses here are different in their

Golf Tips: Backspin: Common Mental Mistakes
1. Getting Easily Distracted.There's a lot of downtime in golf, which allows our minds to wander. Some players begin to think of the holes that are coming up, while others are thinking of the phone message they just received from work. These are distractions that will take away from you being focused on the current shot. Instead, ask better questions of yourself to stay focused. How is this lie of the ball going to affect my shot? What angle do I want to come in from to this hole location? What's my intermediate target on this chip shot? Questions like that will change your focus and get you to stay focused on what's relevant for the present shot. 2. Obsessed With Score.Yes, we keep score and it's an important aspect of the game; however, if golfers only focus on their scores, it will create a major distraction. Thinking of score too much creates anxiety and added tension. Instead, focus on the process of each shot. Use a mental routine, breath deep, and survey the

Golf Club Philippines
KC Filipinas - http://www.kcfilipinas.com/ has an 18 hole main course and rapidly becomes one of the best golf courses in the Philippines. Golf Course Philippines - Experience a course like no other. That will surely make you come back for more. Golf Club Philippines - Be in awe with the Beautiful, Serene and Luscious landscape.

Golf Tips: Backspin: Common Mental Mistakes
1.Getting Easily Distracted.There's a lot of downtime in golf, which allows our minds to wander. Some players begin to think of the holes that are coming up, while others are thinking of the phone message they just received from work. These are distractions that will take away from you being focused on the current shot. Instead, ask better questions of yourself to stay focused. How is this lie of the ball going to affect my shot? What angle do I want to come in from to this hole location? What's my intermediate target on this chip shot? Questions like that will change your focus and get you to stay focused on what's relevant for the present shot. 2.Obsessed With Score.Yes, we keep score and it's an important aspect of the game; however, if golfers only focus on their scores, it will create a major distraction. Thinking of score too much creates anxiety and added tension. Instead, focus on the process of each shot. Use a mental routine, breath deep, and survey the shot at hand. Check f

Golf Course Philippines
Golf Course Philippines - Experience a course like no other. That will surely make you come back for more. You can check in our Pro-shop for your golf needs. You will find the latest selection of golf equipment, apparel, accessories and gifts that suits for everyone.

Golf Etiquette
The Golden Rule..."Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"...is a good basis for golf course etiquette: treat fellow golfers and course property just as you would like them to treat you and your property. Proper golf course etiquette, for the most part, involves just plain common sense, courtesy and respect. Serious golfers, in fact any of us who play the ball "as it lies", become very upset when we find a course in bad condition because of negligence by previous golfers. Divot holes, footprints in the sand traps, trash on the fairways or greens can ruin a great game fast. So can the lack of basic courtesy towards fellow golfers. So, along with enough balls, remember to take The Golden Rule to the course with you each time you play. If in doubt...askIf you are unfamiliar with the course you're going to play, it's always a good policy to check with the Pro Shop in advance of your tee time to ask if they have special regulations you should be aware of before you hit the lin

Go Light A Candle To Help Our Abused Children
show you care about abused children and enter this room and light a candle , it takes 3 minuets of your time , this petition will be used to put preshure on goverments, polititions, financial institutions, internet service providers, technology companys and law inforcement agencey to work together meny children are slipping thro the net and stuck in the catch 22 system and meny more sites are opening for phedopyles and child ponography help to try put a stop to this repost plz go to the link below http://www.lightamillioncandles.com

Golisano Sends Letter To Bettman
Golisano Sends Letter To Bettman Brad Riter - Saturday, February 24, 2007 - 6:15 PM Following is the text of an official letter that was sent by Buffalo Sabres owner B. Thomas Golisano to NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman today. http://www.wgr550.com/sabres/fullstory.php?id=2195 ---------- Gary B. Bettman, Commissioner, National Hockey League, 1251 Avenue of the Americas, 47th Floor New York, NY 10020 February 24, 2007 Dear Gary, I am deeply concerned with the standard the NHL has adopted that seems to allow violent hits to the head. In light of the most recent injury to our captain Chris Drury, I am calling on you to address this issue immediately before another player is seriously injured or worse. In our recent game with the Ottawa Senators, an opposing player skated half the width of the ice surface, approached Chris Drury from his blind side, and delivered a blow to his head which dislodged his helmet, severely lacerating the area around his e

Go Look At What New And Fun
ok i was wondering if u read my 1st blog maybe some of u could copy n paste it into a blog of ur own and /or post a bulletin to register at www.yahvengeance.net,,if u do let me know so i can know who i owe favors to ty so much those who help ,oh 1 more thing if u go to the site and u r a visitor u cant see anything thats on the site so its better if u registewr its free,and if its not for u u dont have to return,,but ull like it theres stuff for everyone and if u have suggestions plz pop em in the forums ,,we try to keep everyone happy BUT I LOVE CHERRY TAP AND ALL OF YOU ON IT HAVE A GOOD DAY :) :)ok i was wondering if u read my 1st blog maybe some of u could copy n paste it into a blog of ur own and /or post a bulletin to register at www.yahvengeance.net,,if u do let me know so i can know who i owe favors to ty so much those who help ,oh 1 more thing if u go to the site and u r a visitor u cant see anything thats on the site so its better if u registewr its free,and if its n

Go Lovely Rose.
Go, lovely rose� Tell her that wastes her time and me, That now she knows, When I resemble her to thee, How sweet and fair she seems to be. Tell her that 's young, And shuns to have her graces spied, That hadst thou sprung In deserts where no men abide, Thou must have uncommended died. Small is the worth Of beauty from the light retired: Bid her come forth, Suffer herself to be desired, And not blush so to be admired. Then die�that she The common fate of all things rare May read in thee; How small a part of time they share That are so wondrous sweet and fair!

Go Love Sher... She's Lonely! :(
Sher needs 6200 to level and she has plenty of boobs to show you, if you need the extra incentive. 8-p Get cracking!!! I've rated everything rateable... your turn! Check her stash, see her boobs, send some blingies. She LOVES blingie (addicted) and she loves spam. Spam her page. You'll make her happy. If you don't know her yet, what the heck are you waiting for?!?! Go! Get moving!!! Run! Don't walk! Have a great evening! *Hugs* ♥Sher~~You don't have to like me cause your man does!@ fubar

Go Love Up Hard On Troy..auto 11s On!
Happy Holidays Fubarians! Troy is always helping everyone out, go show him some major Holiday love, his auto 11s will be activated Sat the 20th @ 3PM CST. Ur not only helping him out, ur making some killer points yourself. Ty in advance 2 all who helps! ~THE ORIGINAL PONYBOY1966~~ FU_OWNED BY BRATT ~~@ fubar Brought to u by the one and only..... ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~ Fu Wife 2 "DJ Satyrgodd" ~*Dirty South Crew*~@ fubar

Go Love On Her
Yet another, sweet and very sexy owner...the gorgeous Jen....one of the biggest pair.........of beautiful eyes I have ever seen...Love ya babe....go show her all the love she deserves!! Jºη ◊ Manager & DJ @Bad Habitz Radio@ fubar

Go Marines
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other Sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, Wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine,>"I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, one of the Arabs Picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, The Marine slipped his feet into his shoes And knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long mu

Go Maxine!!!!!!!
My candidate for President in 2008 For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the best solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. My choice, and I hope yours as well, is a very special lady who has all the answers to our problems. PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment... MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!!! Very eloquently put..........don't you think? Maxine on 'Driver Safety' 'I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.'....... Maxine on 'Housework' 'I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.' Maxine on 'Lawn Care' 'The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.' Maxine on 'The Perfect Man' 'All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, cha

Go Mad
Not that its interesting at all that I was happy and now happier.....but my new Gomad dock arrived today. And of course like a kid I couldnt wait and check it out tomorrow. I virtually ripped it out the package tonight and hooked it up. Now my new uber techified phone can dock with the car stereo, and I can listen to all the music collection on there as well free satelite radio. Plus because its reading whatever is coming out of the phone, its auto-fades when a call comes in, and I can take it or hit send to VM, and also listen to messages, etc thru the car. I haz a technological woody.

Go Me!
so i called a doctor's office at Vanderbilt today. I have a consoltation on 17 October to get my playboy bunny removed. yeah its going to suck bc it has meaning behind it, but it was a stopid place to put it. I will have pictures of the removal process. my mom made a good point that if i keep it it will make it hard for me to get a great job as a teacher. oh well, More later i think. Oh yeah! david bought me a wireless keyboard and mouse today for my computer! YAY!!! i love him so much! ~Dark Queen

Gomez
I went to see them last night at the Hammy apollo. they were absolutely fantastic, I couldn't remember one of their songs, but i liked it a lot. Then with about 10 minutes left they played a couple of songs that were really popular about 6 years ago, which is where I remembered them from and agreed to go to the gig in the first place. But it was at this point that i realised I had been thinking of a different band for the first hour and a half and it was no wonder they sounded different. I thought i was going to see Gene. Dumb ass

Go Me
You scored as Tongue Piercing. You're a naughty person aren't you? Being with you is probably lots and lots of fun. You're probably totally pimpin' too. Good for you, good for you.Tongue Piercing90%Earlobe Piercing90%Dirty Piercings90%Belly Button Piercing80%Labret Piercing70%Cartilage Piercing50%Nose Piercing50%Nipples50%Lip Piercing50%What Piercing Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

Go Me
You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.Unipolar Depression83%Borderline Personality Disorder33%Schizophrenia33%Antisocial Personality Disorder17%Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder0%Eating Disorders0%Which mental disorder do you have?created with QuizFarm.com

Go Me!
omg what a fab night i had!! went out to the student union for georgies bday and we were all dressed up a bit crazy (ill get more photos up soon!!) in the club upstairs, radio 1 dj scott mills was a guest dj and was ace, he even signed ma tshirt and gave me a kiss!! woohoo :)

Go Me!
*shameless self promotional pride here* Yes! I took the first two exams on my online classes for Berlitz and I got 100% on both. Yes, I know my mother would just say "of course you did, I never expect less" but I still freaking get a thrill when I ace something anyway. Yay me.

Go Meet My Daughter
OK YOU GUYS GO CHECK HER OUT AND PLEASE TAK TIME TO RATE HER PICS HELP A LADY OUT.BUT GUYS WITH PHOTOS OF THEMSELF PLZ CAUSE THIS IS DADDY EXECUTIONERS LITTLE PRINCESS SO HE'LL BE KEEPING EYE OUT LOL.GUYS YOU TAKE TIME TO LOOK SO TAKE TIME TO FAN,RATE,ADD AND DO PICS PLZ SHOW HER MAD FUBAR LOVE ALL PRINCESS@ fubar (repost of original by 'SEXYSISSY~CHOPPERS FIANCEE & CT WIFE~RIP RAY~I WILL MISS U SWEET FRIEND-RIP DJ ISIS' on '2007-08-16 17:46:31') (repost of original by 'EXECUTIONER/Owner of the Bikers Clubhouse Bar And Grill/Can you feel the throbbing between your legs' on '2007-08-16 17:48:29')

Go Me!
What the FUCK! Could things be any FUCKING worse!!!! I slave all fucking day for a small bit of respect. I have no job and I want one. My boyfriends having more legal problems than even he can handle. I just want things to stop being shitty for like 5 minutes...I have all this crap I have to do and not enough hours in the day. I hate this. I have really had enough..well I have vaccuming to do and dinner to get cooking. Good Luck all I will write again soon.

Go Me!?!?
I'm all about being selfish and shit, and figured I'd self advertise... I'm activating my Auto-11 Bling. ♠In A Van Down By The River♠Owned By SherryMH♠@ fubar Go, molest me..... If not, well, fuck you too. I'll remember when you ask me to rate your shit :)

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Go'n Breakdown
Quieres chigaso, conmigo, tu lo tienes Por vida y por muerte holmes! Breakdown a motherfuckin' breakdown Breakdown ain't that a bitch! If you like magic, here's a trick Snap my finger, now I'm a lunatic Ain't no threat straight out fact go head up you'll get jac- ked! Went to school at u. of hell, favorite course was kill and tell Gratuated head of class, majored in kickin' ass Did hard time to get my master, wrote the book on personal disaster I don't need to phd to be a doctor of fuckin' misery Psycho's insane, they say I lost my brain, but I gave it away If my mind's gone bad don't go off feeling sad cause I chose it that way Cause it's a breakdown, I'm go'n breakdown, I'm gonna break Ain't no you can do Cause it's a breakdown, a motherfuckin' breakdown, gonna Break you in fuckin' two What you got, come and show me Think I won't, you don't know me Live or die, it's all the same, life or death, it's just a game Make you an offer you can't refuse, pull out the

Gone Until Friday!
I will Be gone on a business trip until Friday. So I wont be able to be on. WAH WAH WAH lol newayz. I'll promise to return messages and comments on Friday the latest Saturday! ttyl BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gone
My sister moved out today, its hard for me... she has been my best friend all my life... always there for me... always supportive... now I'm stuck here with my judgemental parents... its gonna be so much harder without her here... she promises she will visit often... but thats what my other sisters said when they moved... I will miss her most... Manda was my favorite sister... I know ur not supposed to choose favorites when it comes to siblings... but its true... we get along better than all my sisters... whenever anything happened to either of us we would sit and talk... she was the only one that ever stood up for me... she is the only one that knows me... the only one that really paid attention to me... really listened to me... when we were little we were together so often that people assumed we were twins... but when her tits grew they stopped askin... lol... anyways... yeah... Imma miss her so much!!!

Gone For A Few
Just wanted to let everyone know going to be gone for a few. Flying to LA 5am tomorrow and then driving back.. Not sure how long will be gone.. Have a great week and keep licking those cherries. kisses Jo

Gone Forever
Three Days Grace Gone Forever (dedicated to WHA) Don't know what's going on Don't know what went wrong Feels like a hundred years I still can't believe you're gone So I'll stay up all night With these bloodshot eyes While these walls surround me With the story of our life. I feel so much better Now that you're gone forever I tell myself that I don't miss you at all I'm not lying, denying, that I feel so much better Now that you're gone forever. Now things are coming clear And I don't need you here And in this world around me I'm glad you dissapeared. So I'll stay out all night Get drunk, get fuckinfied Until the morning comes, I'll forget about our life. I feel so much better Now that you're gone forever I tell myself, that I don't miss you at all. I'm not lying, denying that I feel so much better Now, that you're gone forever. First time you screamed at me I should have made you leave I should have known it could be so much better I

Gone For ???
Hi to all my LC friends and family, I'll be going into the hospital on Wed. for a heart cath. and ???. Hope to be home by the weekend if not sooner, just depends on what need to be done. I would like to Thank everyone who has made me feel welcome and at home here on LC. I hope you all have fantastic days and nights while I'm gone. Take care and have lots of fun, remember, Don't worry be Happy. Catch ya all later. Starr

Gone As Of Tomorrow
well friends as of tomorrow ill be gone to Ohio for a couple days to meet a guy that ive been talkin to for a bit....we have been talkin a few days and he has yet to see me but i have seen him and WOW what a cutie!!!! he is a single dad of 3 beautiful kids and cant wait to meet him and his children!!! he knows my situation as of now and being very supportive of me....hes a GREAT dad and i just love to listen to him talk to his kids when we are on the phone and i have talked to his kids a couple times and what sweeties they are......

Gone
Well, I am just a little too occupied to come on here very often. I will be gone atleast a week at a time. I am pretty much over Steve. I went through that stage where I just wanted him to come home but I am past that now. If he wants to go forever more power to him. I love him but I am not wanting him to come home as bad as I was once. I am greatful for all of your support. Like I said if he wants to go then he can go and if he wants to come home then he knows where home is. I am pretty much numb right now. I probably would only let him come home to pay the bills. But he is doing that anyways. So whatever he wants to do. I just want to get on with my life, which I am starting to do. I made some new friends this weekend, I went over to her house and lots of other people came over and they are all great people. She said I can come over anytime. and they live really close to me so if I get drunk I ain't got far to drive to get home!HAHAHA! Any way I will go for now I will

Gone Gone Gone
every day it's the same... i wake to find i didn't sleep. i didn't sleep, because my mind won't shut up. i scream inside for peace and quiet that never comes. for just a moments respite. i think that is all i do... i think of the friends i haven't seen in years, i think of my kids and how i can keep them safe for just a little while longer. i rage at the things that have been done to innocents, i weep for the things i have lost. i hate my dreams anymore they are forever sliding down the dark side of life, hah that is if i even dream at all. i just want to rest my mind, to have it quiet again... to not have so many things to think about or do, and just a little time to do nothing at all... the electricity moves through me constantly, just can't seem to rest. when will it slow down? does it? gone... gone... gone...

Gone For Awhile
i am thinking about leaving lc. it seems to be a site filled with assholes and bitches. im getting tired of all the fucking drama rumors and backstabbing. im here to have fun not to hear about other peoples personal business. so if yu would like me to say hit me up on here or yhoo. and whoever reads this will stay on my friends list. all others are GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!. take care, john

Gone
ill be gone the weekend and when i get back ill give out comments show love and i and i hope you all like the new pic that one was taken this morning and i am going to see my son i thank it scard him the last time i went to see hime was couse he had never seen me with a beard and i thank that why he said what he did so ill try to see if this works but send love out to all famely frends and the fans thank you all for the 10s and the comments and i will do my best to vote on all your pic's when i get back take care send hugss and kisses just show luv your frend out-law thomas

Gone Without A Trace / All Too Real
She came to me in a intimate dream I`d almost swear I could feel her cream I open my eyes to discover she`s not there, (who?) my dream lover I close my eyes to return to my dream like state and again I can feel her sweat, her moisture, her motion, & weight I open my eyes & ask myself what am I tripping on, slipping on, Pondering, "WTF is going on!?" I close my eyes & she`s with me again Riding me, committing carnal type sin We share a sh*t eating grin Me and my dream twin She begins to move too fast I grab her *bleep* and tell her, "Gently baby let`s make this last!" As she comes for the umpteenth time, letting out a sexy moan She whispers, "I want you for my own" It feels so good almost as if we`re one in the same I want to know as well as speak her name as I tear it out the frame She interrupts me as I begin to ask her name, saying she`s tired of riding stack She asks that I bend her over and hit it from the back In to what we were doing I had to comply (besides I

Gone.
as i looked up to the sky, i saw your eyes, shadows of yesterday as i smoked my last ciggarette, memories flooded in. I shouldnt judge, for i am not you, i did not walk with you, and for that i am truely sorry. The lost dreams of a shattered future, reborn in her eyes.

Gone Fishin
Howard County Sheriff Jerry Marr got a disturbing call one Saturday afternoon a few months ago. His 6-year-old grandson Mikey had been hit by a car while fishing in Greentown with his dad. The father and son were near a bridge by the Kokomo Reservoir when a woman lost control of her car, slid off the bridge and hit Mikey at a rate of about 50 mph. Sheriff Marr had seen the results of accidents like this and feared the worst. When he got to Saint Joseph Hospital, he rushed through the emergency room to find Mikey conscious and in fairly good spirits. Mikey, what happened?" Sheriff Marr asked. Mikey replied, "Well, Papaw, I was fishin' with Dad, and some lady runned me over, I flew into a mud puddle, and broke my fishin' pole and I didn't get to catch no fish!" As it turned out, the impact propelled Mikey about 500 feet, over a few trees and an embankment and into the middle of a mud puddle. His only injuries were to his right femur bone which had broken in two places. Mikey ha

Gone Like The Rest
Some wonder why I'm still single. I don't, it's not that I don't have options, it is because being single is better then any options that I may have. For instance, I was just about to take this one guy serious, but he has too many red flags. No biggy, he's single like me, but all of a sudden I see a picture of him kissing a woman and he's telling me there's nothing between him and this girl...I think not. He responds telling me that he kisses his friends..key word FRIENDS. To each their own, but I don't go around kissing my friends, and if I did, the line between friendship & more becomes blurred. All he had to do was tell me ok fine, there is something between me and her. Dayumn but don't try to make something less then what it is. Yet this individual had the audacity to become upset with me because I was in the process of moving and one of my ex bfs pics were left out in the open on a dresser, whoa, youre slippin playa! I've been doing this single thing a long time, I kno

Gone Innocense
She walks in a drunken stuper. She has just left a awesome party. She feels herself fall to the ground. Someone has forced themselves on her. She screams and none hears. As the pain seers through her body,tears fall from her face. When it is all over he hits her unconcious thinking she is dead. She wakes in so much pain. She tries her best to drag herself to the street for someone to help. The lights come fast and in an instant she is dead. Hit by a semi truck. Even tho she died, they found the rapist who sent her to her death, But the odd thing was they never found her body. Some say she still drags herself across the highway searching for help. This was a dream wierd huh. till next time

Gone Away
GOOD MORNING JUST A BRIEF NOTE TO ALL MY FRIENDS ON HERE THAT I WILL BE AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER TODAY (GOIN OUT RIDIN!) THE REST OF THE WEEKEND (BABYSITTING MY GRANDKIDS) AND ALL OF NEXT WEEK (GOIN TO KENTUCKY TO PICK UP MY DAUGHTER’S BELONGINGS) HOPE ALL OF YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEK, WILL MIS YA ALL. KEEP THE LUV COMING HUGZZ

Gone Forever
I can still hear you calling my name But you are not there I see you face but your face disappeas I can hear you saying everything will be ok But I know you are not there and everything is not going to be ok Because you are gone

Gone
By Toby Mac "Gone" I told the girl that you should treat her like a lady and She told me all the things you did and it was shady, man She said that what you say and what you do are different things While you were telling me that you were checking out them blingy rings She said she's had enough Well, it sounds to me like you're straight out of luck And she said she's all through And life's not blowin' her kisses thanks to you I wanna know, wanna know what you were thinkin' I can't imagine why it didn't even sink in They say you never know what you got till it's gone (Never know what you got till it's gone) I wanna know, wanna know what you were thinkin' I can't imagine why it didn't even sink in They say you never know what you got till it's gone (Never know what you got till it's gone) She said she's had enough So, it sounds to me like your still out of love And she said you weren't true And life's not blowin' her kisses thanks to you She said it's gon

Gone To Bed!
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Gone
you were once here but now your gone. all that is left behind is a void. trying to fill that void is like trying to regain a lost memory. you reach out for it -and for a moment you feel the tingle of recognition- then it slips out of your grasp.

Gone But Not Forgotten
As Christmas approaches, I think more and more about my best fiend Tracy. She was a beautiful woman with a wonderful smile and a huge heart full of love. She was like a sister to me and we did everything together. She made me laugh, and our kids were even best friends. Tracy died from a heart attack last year leaving behind three lovely children and many others that loved and cared about her. I didn't get to say goodbye to my sister because of circumstances out of my control. I miss her so much. Sometimes I feel like part of me is no longer here any more. The sad thing is that we never really appreciate the special people in our lives until they're not there any more. If I could go back in time, I would tell Tracy just hho much I really love her and appreciate everything she was to me. Rest in peace my beloved sister. I hope you're having a good time up in heaven. I hope that you know that just because you're gone I will never forget you.

Gone But Not Forgotten!
Gone But Not Forgotten Do not stand at my grave and weep I am not there, I will not sleep. The clouds will move on and so will you The days will get better and that's the truth. I am the wind that blows Can you feel me touch your face? I am the diamonds in the snow Can you feel my warm embrace? I am the sunlight, I am the rain And I will guide you through this pain. God decided he needed me and At his side I will always be! I took a piece from each of you And this will help me to get through. Until we meet again dear loved ones Just know I am happy, what's done is done. Please remember these words of wisdom For I have died and gone to Heaven. Dream as if you'll live forever Live as though you'll die today. In memory of my Best Friend's Hero!

Gone But Never Forgotten
Chassidy passed away on Friday Dec. 01, 2006. She was a beuatiful, sweet and full of life. When she left this world she was just 28 years old. Chassidy had a long and hard fight with leukemia. She had been placed in the hospital on Nov. 24th due to blood clots. To know Chassidy was only to love her. She touched the lives of all of those that she had ever meet. Even during her sickness she always tried to smile and keep everyone happy. She thought of others before herself. We had laughed together and cried together. She was there to always pick me up. I know she is in a better place now. That she will never hurt again but still its hard to accept that she is gone. I am dedicating this blog to her and to all of those that have leukemia. Light a Candle Light a candle for those we mourn. Into a new life they will be born. Do not look for them at the gravesite. They are somewhere else radiating their beautiful light. They have gone to a new world where there is no dark

Gone And Forgotten
my tears of blood are falling now. i cant stop crying, i dont know how. i lay and wonder what i did. this time i can not forgive. when i hear what happened it hurt inside. i think a part of me has died. so im moving on now but don't forget you and me equals shit

Gone
Gone Dark stormy nights in my soul, Whirlwind desires going out of control. Heavy hearted, pained and confused, Lost and tormented, no one to turn to. My mind keeps racing, My heart has lost its way, Lost and abandoned, Don't know what to do or say. Love is lost, Love is not real, Love has no hope, For a soul that refuses to heal. Shackled to the walls, Of this inner prison cell, Alone in the dark Death tolls the bell. Salvation is naught, Hope is all but gone, Nothing left except Sweet pain song.

Gone Til End Of January
Hi to everyone.. i will be gone til end of january.. therefore am unable to respond to emails or messages of any sort.. i certainly will take my time for them when i am back.. also will try to get online while away but there is no certainty in that.. wish everybody a great month.. cyth

Gone On Tuesday
Hello Everyone, just wanted to post a blog to let all my new friends, and those of you checking out my profile know that I will not be on for a while. I am packing everything up today and tomorrow, because I am leaving on Tuesday or Wednesday for Afghanistan. Once we get settled in over there, we will have internet in our rooms and all. But for the first week or two, I may or may not be able to get online. So I hope you all have a wonderful year back here in the states. Please enjoy yourselves, and hopefully it wont be too long until my unit and I are back here in the states enjoying it with you all. Take care, and I will be on when I can be. Later. Bobby

Gone For The Weekend
Ok, i am going home to alabama tonight and wont be back until sunday! I have to go find an eveningn dress for the military ball...fun fun lol..anyways, i will be back sunday everyone!! and, i wont be leaving until tonight!! So, maybe i will talk to some of you before I go!! Take care and have a Great Weekend!! Lost

"gone" 01/29/07
We all live with our choices broken homes and distant voices I sit here in this dark room close my eyes and think of you Oh my God it's too late now to ever stop this breakdown I've closed that door walked that hall burned that bridge and left it all It's too late we'll never get this back this damn train done left that track.

Gone Drinking
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his rear end. That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke, and the broken glass carved up his buttocks terribly. But, he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt. A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up something terrible. Well, he repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed. The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom.

Gone....but I Am Back Now
...So i have been gone for awhile...like a few months....i saw shooting a video...in spain...but i am back in the us now...i had fun in spain...it was really hot and the beach was fucking great...and my babies really loved the sand and the ocean...it was my daughter's first time on a plane and in water and sand...it was funny watching her react to the sand and the waves comign at her...but we all had fun...my best friend Molly and my sister came with me to watch the babies when i was shooting...but they were happy to come...even if they had to watch the kids alday...lol!!!! but the trip was a blast and i got really close to my friend...in a relationship way...i am not sure if i am bi or i just like having someone there that doesnt treat me like crap...like most guys do...but whatever...i am living my life the way i wanna and living day by day...so today i am with a girl...but i could be with a guy tomorrow...who nows...but whatever...later hugs & kisses Tiff

Gone
Images in my eyes Stories of our lives Trickle down the wall Ignoring reality's call In a distant place With no time or space Only gentle memories What a painful tease Making me think That in just one blink I could maybe return Have; for which I yearn Have no more wishing Have no more missing To attain my desire Put out this fierce fire Burning in my heart It is tearing me apart All those times are gone And it feels so wrong

Gone
Gone I held a crystal in my hand, So perfect and sparklingly clear... With a sweep of a hand Broken, shattered into pieces... I held a diamond in my hand, A perfect cut, So beautiful... In an instant, snatched away... I held a rose in my hand, With petals so delicate and fragrance so sweet... Days passed, its petals turned brown One by one, they fell to the ground... Life is consistently inconsistent, Nothing definite... With a snap of a finger, everything stops In a blink of an eye, everything's gone.

Gone But Not Forgotten
by Kelsey Y. Sheppard Gone but Not Forgotten You were so full of life, Always smiling and carefree, Life loved you being a part of it, And I loved you being a part of me. You could make anyone laugh, If they were having a bad day, No matter how sad I was, You could take the hurt away. Nothing could every stop you, Or even make you fall, You were ready to take on the world, Ready to do it all. But God decided he needed you, So from this world you left, But you took a piece of all of us, Our hearts are what you kept. Your seat is now empty, And it's hard not to see your face, But please always know this, No one will ever take your place. You left without a warning, Not even saying good-bye, And I can't seem to stop, Asking the question why? Nothing will ever be the same, The halls are empty without your laughter, But I know you're in Heaven, Watching over us and looking after. I didn't see this coming, It hit me by surprise, And when you left this

Gone
When the night opens its arms to receive A wanderer otherwise deeply lost Something within him begins to believe That it was worth it whatever it cost That whoever he is will be all right Being embraced in the arms of the night A good night's journey and a good day's rest Although he is not going anywhere The wanderer looks to the flaming west At dusk and then the burning east at dawn But he has already been here been there And more than anything likes to be gone Just to look up into the sky and stare To the night's dark heart where the bright stars shine And see he has been granted his request "What lies in-between dusk and dawn is mine" You never know when you get home until The scattered things gather and then you feel The rightness of it and he always will Find home in the dark which the stars reveal He prefers midnight to the dusk and dawn And more than anything likes to be gone

Gone 2
As long as I have the sky Let all the rest of it go For if the sky is in my Eye at least I always know I have a roof over me And I will never feel jailed A fantastic view and free What if the world says I failed? The truth is I don't care That was then and this is now I left it all back there And I will get by somehow I packed up some books in this old backpack I don't give a damn and I won't look back

Gone Out
I'm goin out for the evening. Girls night out. I'm also picking up my ring. I will get pictures of it later and post. I dont know what time I'll be home tonight....but I'll be gone most of the night, I'm assuming. I'll be here till a little after 5pm (EST).

Gone Away
why did it all succome to the will of the defiant,just to show the depth of pain or the spirit of hope. could just be whatever side your on.slipping away from your own heart makes the hurt inteseify the pain,inbrace the warmth of a friends wish, let the pain fade into flight and out of your hearts sight.

Gone
One minute the world is in front of you. The next it is gone. Life is funny that way. We go all our lives in hope to find someone we can be close to and then when we are given the chance we take it for granted and then before we know it is gone. I have felt this. Now it is to late. I never had the chance to tell him how I felt. I want to telll him I never stopped caring and now it is to late. I was scared to feel. Afraid of getting hurt. I didn't know what I wanted. Maybe it was our personalities were to similar and it was our stubborn streak or other people's meddling that kept us apart. I know this much I never lied to him and he to me. His secrets are mine till I die. I just wish....... I miss him so much.

Gone Fishing
Gone FIshing We had been talking online for weeks before we decided to take our fantasies to the phone. I've lain in bed several nights with you on speakerphone as I rubbed my clit and squeezed my breasts, wishing it were you. I knew you were stroking yourself as I described how I wanted to suck you and make you cum in my mouth. How badly I wanted to taste you. We always managed to get each other off, no matter if we were online or on the phone. We were talking one evening about you going fishing over the weekend. You told me where you were going and told me about your lucky fishing vest. When we first starting talking online, we had described ourselves so we'd have some sort of visual for our fantasy masturbation. I woke up early Saturday morning, gathered a few supplies and set out for my drive. I was nervous, we had never met each other, or even considered it. I arrived at your fishing spot and went looking for you. You had told me that you'd be on the boat for a couple hou

Gone Back To Work
Hello all...I know I haven't been on much since the weather has changed..I miss each and everyone of you. I am returning to work tomorrow and will be gone most of the time. Will try My best to show My love when Im online.. LOVE TO ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!!! evil mean and nasty

Gone But Not Forgotten ....hopefully
hey all haven't been on very much lately, got a lot of bs goin on and just haven't been up to it . what time i have been around haven't felt much like being real sociable ...i'm still around though and hopefully thangs will start to chill some and i can get back to bein the ass i normally am lol. ya 'll be good and if that ain't possible then be good at it anyway.

Gone
I said hello i think i'm broken And though i was only jokin' It took me by surprise when you agreed I was tryin' to be clever For the life of me i never Would have guessed how far the simple truth would lead You knew all my lines You knew all my tricks You knew how to heal that pain No medicine can fix And i bless the day i met you And i thank god that he let you Lay beside me for a moment that lives on And the good news is i'm better For the time we spent together And the bad news is you're gone Lookin' back it's still surprisin' I was sinking you were rising With a look you caught me in mid-air Now i know god has his reasons But sometimes it's hard to see them When i awake and find that you're not there You found hope in hopeless Your made crazy sane You became the missing link That helped me break my chains And i bless the day i met you And i thank god that he let you Lay beside me for a moment that lives on And the good news is i'm better For the

Gone
The anticipation is over. She really left. She took the kids, she took the phone. Here I sit as I have all day surrounded by photos of our past with no positive thoughts of the future. Was our life a lie? The smiles and happiness I see are they fake? How I miss you. How I want you here. Man I am pathetic. When did I get this way? Will it ever go away. Can either of us really move on without running into failure. Can we enter a relationship and really believe it will work. Did we not think we would work? We would last forever? I did. I thought we would be old one day. You and I. I dont want to be bitter. I dont want to be mad. I hurt so bad it is hard not to be. I thought you might atleast let me know somehow you made it safe. I hope you did. I just need to vent and let it out. THis whirlwind of emotion that I am swimming in. If your reading this and thinking poorly of me cut me some slack. Today I lost what to me is everything. Over eight years of life pissed

Gone For Awhile
Sorry To Inform You All But I Wont Be Online For Awhile :( I Got Shut Off TOday For Bullshit Reasons We Wont Talk About And I Jus Dont Have No Other Way To Get Back On Right Now So Until I Can Get Back On Ill Be Thinking Of Ya's n Missing Ya's Do The Same Please Cuz Im Gonna Be Really Upset For Awhile Not Being Able To Get Online. Take Care Love Yas ~Stacy~