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Bluetooth
So I got this blue tooth thing or is it bluetooth when i talk on it i know it looks like i'm talkin to myself , I'm ok with that my problem is that I feel like i'm talkin to myself. There is a little voice whispering in my ear saying things and i talk back to it am i the only one this happens to?

Help Me Out?
I'm maxed out with my photo limit again. Anyone willing to buy me a Blast or help me raise my level again, please? I'm not one to ask for this kind of stuff a lot, but I'd like to be able to post more photos.

I Wanna Love Like This!!!
"Ive kissed a guy... Ive kissed guys. I just havent felt that thing.... That thing... that moment when you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy, and the only thing in focus is you and this person. And you realize that that person is the only person youre supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. And you wanna laugh and you wanna cry, cause you feel so lucky that youve found it, and so scared that itll go away all at the same time." Drew Barrymore; from the movie "Never Been Kissed" "But still sometimes, when the wind is warm or the crickets sing, I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for." Sally, from the movie "Practical Magic" "We are who we are, how we got here doesn't matter. What matters is- what do we do know?" from the movie "Deep End of The Ocean" "I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you." John Smith, from the movie "Pocahontas" "I guarantee

All C.t.a.f Members Plz Read And Repost!!!!! Muahzzz
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Hugs For Everyone
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Dear You.
I see you. Standing all alone over there. I know you’re crying. Maybe not on the outside But you are, crying. Let me help you. I want to take your hand Lead you to the safe places. So you can find your peace And learn to smile again. I do want to protect you from all the hurt. Sweet you. Know you’re not alone Not now, not tomorrow Never. I care for you.

Friends Of Night
When the evening lights are out, the sound of laughing is getting loud. Two friends talk till moon is shining, when the wind is softly whining. But when the sound of wind is dying and the moon rests her eyes for sleep. The friends of night are softly dreaming, about a friendship they want to keep.

Bad Examples Of Moms (from The News)
This is why I don't watch the news too often: In Cleveland a mother was charged with child endangerment. Her apartment caught fire. When asked by the firefighters if there was anyone else in the house she said no. It was disocvered that her two or three children (I don't remember how many she has) were in the house. Apparently the woman had been passed out drunk. The story disgusted me so I stopped listening to it. A woman in Lorain County (I think)was supposed to be on trial for neglect. She had 3 kids...a 3yr old, a 1 and a half year old and a 6wk old. The younger two children starved to death. The oldest survived by eating raw macaroni and rice. So this woman was found mentally incompetent to stand trial and has been sentenced to time in a mental health facility. Now, I don't know about anyone else, but you've got to wonder what these women were thinking. True it was found the second has a mental condition. But didn't family or friends think something was wrong? If some

Happy Groundhog Day
Phil Says Spring is Right Around the Corner! Phil's official forecast as read 2/2/07 at 7:28 a.m. at Gobbler's Knob: El Nino has caused high winds, heavy snow, ice and freezing temperatures in the west. Here in the East with much mild winter weather we have been blessed. Global warming has caused a great debate. This mild winter makes it seem just great. On this Groundhog Day we think of one thing. Will we have winter or will we have spring? On Gobbler's Knob I see no shadow today. I predict that early spring is on the way.

Three Minute Management Course
THREE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom,! her &n bsp;husband asks "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor" she replies "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2 A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and

Wishing Well...
Wishing Well... > > I was given an acre of land, > and in this field a wishing well did stand. How lucky could I be, > to have this all just for me? > > So I went to take a peek, > but found this well had sprung > a leak. > > The rocks along the outer wall, > turned to rubble and waited to fall. > All the water soaked in the ground, > grants of wishes no longer found. > > So I saved my tokens from this pit, > for this wishing well wasn't worth a shit. > > Kept my thoughts for a Genie in a lamp, cause this hole wasn't even damp. > Desperate and broke, I needed to sell > this worthless acre and valueless well. > > So I leaned over the edge to look inside, my mouth dropped open and my > eyes grew wide. > Much to my surprise, was a pond of gold, a treasure I surely couldn't wait to hold. It was dropped by dreamers of the past, all hoping for some miracles to be cast. > So I found a rope and climbed to

Help Win Me A Rolex
£ÃÐ¥ ØF KÃØ§ (K.0.T.member)&cofounder game family..sex games adviser@ CherryTAP Graphics & Layouts THIS ISNT A CONTEST ITS A GIVE AWAY.. MY CHOISE OF GIFT WAS A ROLEX.. I NEED 5000 COMMENTS ON THE LINK BELOW TO WIN THIS GIFT.. THERE IS NO TIME LIMIT AND I AM NOT COMPETING AGAINST ANYONE ELSE. SO WONT YOU HELP BLING MY PAGE AS I HAVE HELPED MANY OF YOU.. WITH BOMBING RATING PIMPING.. EXT THANKS YALL LADY KAOS

Superman,batman Etc.
There is not a Site like this anywhere.Where else can u go,an see Superman,Batman,wonderwomen,Green Hornet,robin,Hulk,speedracer,Hulk,Catwomen,Lone Ranger,Tonto.Plus thousands of Vampirers,Werewolves,warlocks,witches,Ghouls.This is the place u can be anybody your heart desire's.The Grown men whom still have Fantasy's about Superman or Batman .the List goes on + on.Pretty Damn Creepy world we all live in.I myself would like to be the Highlander,going around chopping off heads for eternal Life,Screwing women from all over.Seems the Highlander has it easier than the vampire's.What would Happen if the Count sucked the Blood from an Aids person? Would he suffer Chronic wasteing Desease,would it be like getting caught in the daylight.Must be a Bitch hideing that Coffin everywhere.An the werewolf could lead a normal life as long as he didn't have to work on full moon nights.This is where Grown ups come an unwind after a hard days work.Instead of going for a few Beers they stop at the store ge

Collide
Collide Lyrics by Howie Day The dawn is breaking A light shining through You're barely waking And I'm tangled up in you Yeah I'm open, you're closed Where I follow, you'll go I worry I won't see your face Light up again Even the best fall down sometimes Even the wrong words seem to rhyme Out of the doubt that fills my mind I somehow find You and I collide I'm quiet you know You make a frist impression I've found I'm scared to know I'm always on your mind Even the best fall down sometimes Even the stars refuse to shine Out of the back you fall in time I somehow find You and I collide Even the best fall down sometimes Even the wrong words seem to ryhme Out of the doubt that fills your mind You finally find You and I collide You finally find You and I collide You finally find You and I collide

Hi All
Thanks to all of you who left comments I have been having problems with my account. It was nice when I got back in to see the love from all of you. So give me time to coem back and rate y'all. see ya have a great weekend cherry lovers.

Three Things To Think About
Subject: Three Things to Think About 1. COWS 2. THE CONSTITUTION 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. THE CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall No

Yippee
Ok... I more than likely won't be on much at all this week-end. I have my mini vacation up to Madison today and tomorrow. Dinner with some friends that I haven't seen in years tomorrow night, and Sunday... Sunday is of course when the Bears will win the Superbowl... just for my birthday... that is all I want... my Bears to win on Sun... so I hope all of you have a great week-end and I hope to check in sometime! *luv* ~Mrs. Wright~

Grrrrrr
Currently up to my arse in recycling at work. Nuff said. Might have to go and live on an island somewhere for a bit (quick note to the smart arses, yes, I know Britain is an island. I mean one with no one else on it). Is it possible to be a curmudgeon in your twenties? People are really starting to annoy me. I need to gather up a few people I like (send your names if you wanna be on the list) and sod off somewhere quiet. Then again, I am reading The Stand, and that tends to make me think in terms of wiping out 99% of humankind. You know, just for the funnies. I haven't done anything evil for at least I week. I must be losing my touch. Here endeth the ramble.

About Me
hmm whats up everyone ? i decided id write my first blog ya . my name is jessica , i have 3 kids two boys and a lil girl there ages are 7 for my son thomas and 5 for my son dillin and 4 for my daughter desiree . i am married i ahve been married for almost 5 years hmm want to know anything else just ask me i dont bite i just nibble thats it

The Gift Of Love
Ever so often we are given the gift of being able to feel love. I got to experience that. Although it is over, I am gratful I got to feel that. Every day is a new day, we make of it what we choose. I choose to make the days ahead of me brighter days. He showed me that. I am gratful that he showed me so many things in life. Am I hurt? yes. Do I hate him? never. I will always love him on some level, but I know life must go on, and I will be rolling right along with it. So thanks to him for showing me how wonderful life can be, and how i can be given a WONDERFUL gift even for a very short time.

Opticon
Let's fake an answer for the curious Let's fake it all for the fame They'll think delivering was easy Living the fairy tales and the lies, lies Message from Opticon blessed from the fashion bomb so helpless guess what you're out of time New alien spawn we reinvent the dawn and no one's style compares those neon eyes make mom and dad think that we've lost our minds They're just terrified of all new things Opticon is here to lead us Opticon is in control So quick to change us And imitate us

More News
I was involved in a hit and run car accident last night.I was hurting real bad and was taken to the hospital.Thankfully the accident didnt cause any damage to my incison and no internal damage.Just left me real sore.I was given a pain shot and sent home.Michael and my mom were also in the car.We are all ok just a bit sore today.They didnt get the guy who hit us since he left the scene.

Mhm
I'm tired, bored and very lonely. It's friday, all my friends from home won't be around to chat with and my loser ass gets to stay home all night. Lucky me. I'm sick of this shit. I need to go back to the states.

The Whys Of Men Lol
1 WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3 WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6 WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7 HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEATDOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And my personal favorite: 8 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart.

Wanna Bet On The Game?
I just wanted to invite some friends of mine to bet a blast on the game. I am only taking 2 or 3 Colts fans on this bet. Seven day blast for the winner. So if you are interested hit me up and let me know. Hit me up!!!!! DeWayne Fifthwarrior06

I Want A Little Sugar In My Bowl
Nina Simone I want a little sugar in my bowl I want a little sweetness down in my soul I could stand some lovin' Oh so bad I feel so funny and I feel so sad ~ I want a little steam on my clothes Maybe I can fix things up so they'll go Whatsa matter daddy Come on, save my soul I need some sugar in my bowl I ain't foolin' I want some sugar in my bowl ~ You've been acting different I've been told Sooth me I want some sugar in my bowl I want some steam on my clothes Maybe I can fix things up so they'll go Whatsa matter daddy Come on save my soul I want some sugar in my bowl I ain't foolin' I want some - yeah - in my bowl

2nd Of Feb 2007
Finaly its Friday, its soon 17:00 or 5pm. So its time to start getting the music ready for tonight club music, Theme for tonight 80's Synth. We have out 10th anniversary. and 3 livebands too. 3 Dancefloors with diffrent music and 4 Bars, so its a bit to gear up. Hope that everything will work out fine. And still its just a small club. hope that we get around 800 people tonight. I will miss you all. Cheers and have a good night. /Ray

Ground Hog Day!!!
Well, the day has finally come and our beloved Phil didn't see his shadow. Yippee!!! So that means and early spring. Which means its time to get back in shape people, everyone has enough stress in their life, dont we all deserve to see something sexy or attractive when we walk out the door??? So ladies, dont wear the low rise or short shorts if you have a firestone around your waist, or thighs that look like they were walked on by cleats or even if your boobs hang down to your belt when you dont wear a bra!!! Put down the oh so easy fast food, have one less bear, one less body shot, more sex which burns calories and get ready for spring!! Yes, I'm taking my own advice and have been hitting the gym on a regular basis!! Have a great SUPERBOWL WEEKEND all, GO BEARS!!!!!!

New To Cherry Tap
Alright i thought i would meet some kool people on here that actually want to talk about meaningful things...I'm not here to do web cam or anything like that just so all of you know..actually i don't even know if i like this site seems like it's full of perverted ppl.. I am a model that's it...There are other things other than sex ppl disturb me...expect me to be deleting this account soon unless i can meet some decent ppl Dar

Show Tonight!
If you live in the DFW area.. come out to the Liquid Lounge in Deep Ellum tonight to see Determination play. You can check them out at http://www.myspace.com/determinationband The music is great, they are a metal band from the DFW area. They are even better live!! So if you don't have any plans tonight, or you are going to be downtown anyways.. come on out and say hi when ya get there!! I'll definitely be there! They go on around midnight! Keep it metal! Stefani

Have You Ever?
Have you ever been in love so deep that you couldn't see the light of day? so deep you couldn't eat? or breathe? or even find the word's to say? so deep that you couldn't quit smiling? or so high that you felt like you was flying? if you do then you know how i feel cause being in love give's me a thrill

Hope Hurts
Grief dominates like emotional smog Streetlights of past emotions still exist Orange incandescence wrestling with the gloom I meander through avenues of existence Familiar but darker now The shadow of your passing changing every moment into an eternity of wondering why? They tell me “Hope never hurts” When living without you is a pain that surpasses all description But life must continue with the memory of your laughter as the dawn that follows the darkest night The spring that warms the coldest winter The light beyond this darkness I must survive till then Until the time comes when I can speak your name and smile at the contentment of your soul

What Is Missing???
What is this need that begs to be filled This thirst that needs quenching Vacant eyes Empty hearts A constant search for something People around then what is missing What is it that each is looking for Why these self made prisons hiding behind the masks restrictive lonely What holds us back Just one caring word or thoughtful hand a drop in the ocean Why is it flooding our eyes Such a phenomenal need in each heart How are we missing this reaching out right beside us An aching emptiness This need for a soothing touch yearning hopeful maybe chimeric Strange warmth so familiar filling up corners unknown to us Are we so incomplete A lifetime of pain barely held in What are we doing to one another Each person incomplete left wanting Why are we closing our hearts like this Is togetherness suffocating when did we forget to grow Has love become an unending search just out of reach

Untitled
We live in a kind of world where morning comes way too soon I was a simple girl you were just a man under that neon moon Our eyes meet from across the room you held my gaze with your hungry desire in my chest I feel a *BOOM - BOOM BOOM - BOOM BOOM* Damn you have a sexy smile and it looks like tonight it's just for me I'll just sit here for a while So I can watch you walking to me ~* Let's dance you and I Let's take up the dance flor Show me your moves and I'll show you mine ^MINE - MINE MINE - MINE MINE^ Mmmm dance with me ^dance with me^ I wanna feel you move with me ^move with me^ Stop whispering in my ear All your sweet nothings is not what I wanna hear All I want from you right now is your body, touching mine Move it to the rythm Swing your hips oooh I like that ~* Let's dance you and I Let's take up the dance flor Show me your moves and I'll show you mine ^MINE - MINE MINE - MINE MINE^ Mmmm dance with m

Dont You Hate It?
When someone tells you how you should be? Its really not that big of a deal you know? Yet, they just cant drop it?.....People piss me off i swear. Buuut...this made me laugh, i dont know why, it just did..read it from bottom up..And yes, she caught me at a bad time, but still.... HER: I dont "trip" ME: ive been out of there for awhile now, so dont trip HER: We dont mind guys coming in and chatting but its customary to say hi HER: I spoke to you 2x's and you didnt reply and the rules dont take that long to read ME: so sorry you thought that ME: first off im a guy, and second off i gotta get to work anyways ME: wasnt "lurking" and i read through the rules and just left HER: THe lounge is NOT for lurking HER: If you arent going to say hi why are you in our lounge (her rules discouraged guys from trying to join and said that they much rather keep the lounge for females, so i bowed out without a word, and i get called a damn lurker and told i NEED to say hi?) "SHE" shal

Political Correctness
Political Correctness (one of the best definitions I've seen) Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Why Most Are Against Marriage!
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. >Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? >Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a >little sausage. > >Men are like.... > >1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. >2. Men are like.Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. >3. Men are like .......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. >4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. >5. Men are like ......Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, & they usually >head right for your hips. >6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. >7. Men are like Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. >8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to >mature. >9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of >emotion. >10. Men a

I Want.......
I want you here so bad Everyone knows it I want to be able to cry on your sholder No matter what has happened I want to hear your voice say,"I'm here and everything will be alright" Even though you are not sure everything is ok I want o feel you thumb run across my cheek Making it feel like you swept away my fears I want your love to dry up my tears even if im crying cause I love you so much I wan you to live forever To never leave me I want you to never let go Protecting me like no other I want you here so bad And everyone knows it.

Happy V. Day
happy valentines day since catch 27 works no more i guess i'll start blogging on here. i was going to go with myspace but they blocked some of my words (wtf with the filters blocking my f__ing words??? ) so i thought maybe i'll just find a site where i don't have a "blog mommy" and blog there ..... that sux to filter something out of someone's blog. if they don't want people to go to other sites they should make it so that their site doesn't suck.... n'neway i'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy off topic right now.... ok switching gears...... back to the topic valentines day makes everyone feel special for once out of the year. the only day where everyone seems to be a bit more sappy and sweet.... or bitter and sour dependant on who you are and whether you are getting anything. despite this you all have a virtual hello from me and a hug and kiss virtually as well( if we go any further online std testing may be necessary... so we'd better stop there- for my own good) and i

Orange Joke...(made Me Smile)
Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as They took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the Street and was so ashamed. Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!" The policeman fainted

Running Around In My Head
wow...things have been crazy for me...got in a car accident havin issues with some credit people because of the stole credit card issue.....workin my ass off at 2 jobs to make shit....I haven't been online a lot lately and I have a feeling that I'm still not going to be able to get online a lot. I miss all my buddys but well, life is tryin to bite me in the ass and I won't let it...so off I go to fight for my right to acctually enjoy my life..*sigh* I wish I was 10 again and could playin the mud all day.

My Wife Smokes -- I Want An Annulment
VATICAN CITY (Reuters Life!) - Smoke got in his eyes. Too much of it, so he asked the Roman Catholic Church to annul his marriage when his wife refused to kick the nicotine habit. That is just one of the, well, hazy cases that wound up before the Vatican's Sacra Romana Rota, a top court which hears the most complicated of marriage annulment requests. Others included women who wanted annulments because their husbands were "mammoni" (mamma's boys) who were not able to cut the psychological umbilical cord with their mothers even though they are in their 30s or 40s or beyond. The cases have been reported in the Italian media since last Saturday, when Pope Benedict delivered an address to the court's judges asking them to be more careful in granting annulments. An annulment in the Roman Catholic Church is an official ruling that a marriage was never valid, that it effectively never existed. Among other reasons, annulments can be granted because of psychological

Minn. Farmer Charged After Chasing Thief
CAMBRIDGE, Minn. - A farmer who chased down a thief and held him at gunpoint until authorities arrived now faces a more serious charge than the thief himself. Kenneth Englund, 74, was charged with second-degree assault, a felony. The thief, who the sheriff said admitted stealing about $5 worth of gasoline from Englund's neighbor, was charged with misdemeanor theft. Sheriff Mike Ammend said people can't take the law into their own hands, and that Englund's actions were "an invitation to a shootout. There's so many things that could have gone wrong here." On Oct. 15, Englund pointed a gun at Christian Harris Smith, 28, and a woman at the vacant farm next to Englund's place in Bradford Township. He then chased their vehicle at speeds of 70 mph, according to the criminal complaint. A 3-year-old child was in the vehicle. During the chase, Englund used a cell phone to call the sheriff's office and asked if he should "blow them away," according to the complaint. His shotgun turne

Some Thoughts On Hell
SOME THOUGHTS ON HELL.. God recently remodeled hell. He replaced the flames of eternal damnation with a microwave. Now, instead of taking forever, His revenge is complete in seconds. (The only hard part is hanging on while the plate rotates.) - E.T.B.

I See It Now
The most spectacular Work of art Isn’t drawn on paper Or carved on stone It’s engraved in your heart It isn’t the picture of your life Or the feelings that rush blue And come out scarlet At every heartbeat It’s the picture of the God In each one of us Even the non believers It shows through Every act of kindness In each scar of self sacrifice And when realised It creates the most Breathtaking portrait

Black Rose
Beautiful roses One to a dozen Lovely As ever In a crystal vase But only one Captures my eye The black rose Standing proud Looking elegant Outrageously gorgeous Amongst the red And the snowy white The sunshine yellow That burn bright The only rebel Amongst all beauty I look around And pull it out I get a vase Just simple glass In goes this beauty Its black magnificence Seen purer In something plain I smile and think Even different Could be Downright amazing

Take Me
Take me beyond a starlit sky Take me away from my deepest sorrow If you reach out i can try To reach out to you in turn tomorrow Take me to the ocean bed Take me down into its depths Remove all my feelings of dread It's life i fear not death Take me to a forgotten land Show me its unique magnificence Teach me to explore its sands And show me curiosity's brilliance Take me to a place in your heart Show me how much love means to you I'll rid it of all its hurt And replace it with happiness long overdue

I Need Strength
There's this feeling of dread As each moment passes And its all about you Its all about me too It's all about us I need strength for what comes How many more times Do you have to assure me For me to believe your words How could scars be so cruel How could all of them say it all And then just leave You gave me strength when i was falling apart It was like a rush of wind Into silence and then the silence came again with me dreading it this time i feel like You'll cause the silence again and leave Just like everyone else i need strength i'm choking I get more attached And after a while it comes back It hits stronger this dreaded feeling That i'll be all alone In my own little vaccuum where you won't exist Where i can't breathe And Tears fall into darkness As i wonder if You'll be here tomorrow who will give me strength if you leave? the answer? no one

Dead Trees.
you carve a heart into the tree. you tell me like this tree will never die, as will our love. but as you carve, you kill the tree. but not on purpose, deteriorating, wasting, withering. an unintentional death. the brings unexplicable life. simple acts of love that make me realize, what you do it dumb.

What Planet Are You From?
You Are From Neptune You are dreamy and mystical, with a natural psychic ability. You love music, poetry, dance, and (most of all) the open sea. Your soul is filled with possibilities, and your heart overflows with compassion. You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone. If you don't get carried away with one idea, your spiritual nature will see you through anything. What Planet Are You From?

The Dream
Because of my blindfold, I cannot see them; I do not even know who they are. I just can feel them rustling slowly around me. How many are they? How many men? Are there any women? They do not speak; I just can sense their presence when they hide from time to time as the faint light filters through my blindfold. I feel hot, so hot and offered to their lust, to their sexual desires, ready to surrender, ready to give them my whole body, ready to let them touch me, ready to… I know that soon their hands will strip me, will bare me naked, that I will be fully naked in front of them except my blindfold. I crave that moment; I crave their hands touching my skin, their mouths kissing my breasts, their tongues licking… I imagine their hands caressing my silky secret places, their mouths sucking on my aching nipples, their teeth biting me tenderly… I crave their hands, I crave their mouths and I crave their teeth. I know I am safe, I know that they will not do anything I do

Save Me Please
I'm thrashing in the water Lost and scared The waves doing with me As they please The waters are dangerous they're drowning me The sea is harsh Its heart's angered Its surface bleak And all i can whisper Into uncertainty While facing this quagmire Is Lord save me please

Glow;
it moves towards me, floating, thundering. & i can/t take my eyes away. i look to you for strength, see also: courage see also: laughter see also: love i can/t control your gravitation in all of your loveliness. stop shining so bright i/m helpless as a moth to flame.

Spells
Before performing any spell, first ask yourself these questions: Can I achieve the same result without magic? Magic should always be your last resort, not your first. There are often more practical ways to achieve the same result! What is the purpose of this Spell? You should be very clear on what you are looking for. Write it down, in the form of the outcome. Do not write, for example 'I want a lot of money'. You may find that what you end up with is the desire for money, and not the money itself. Instead, phrase it thus 'I have all the money I need.' This is the desired outcome - to arrive at that state. Be clear in your mind of the outcome, and the outcome will be more likely to occur the way you want it. Is what I am asking for impossible? Contrary to popular belief, spells (and prayers for that matter) cannot break Universal Law. They can appear to, by producing an improbable outcome. But that is not the same as an impossible one. Remember the effectivene

Trial
Life is one of those things that we dont choose it just kinda happens. So when it does we just do what we can. Well do we realy need to stop at what we can or is there alittle more in us? I say there is, by one example i know this to be true, when i watch CNN I see our Freinds and fellow countrywomen and men on the frontline giving everything they have and will ever have just so we can have what we have. This includes our problems. So i say to hell with the petty bellyachin and move on be strong for them couse they sure as hell are being strong for us!! I love all of you Thank you for your time..

Gun's V Women
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell HIM so, HE will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo. #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month. #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN. . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun Only a guy would come up with something like this.

Truth? Or Dare?
So here's the deal you get to ask me THREE questions no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random they are. And I promise to answer it 100% truthfully and they stay between us. [Thats the truth part!!!] Reply to poster..... Now! I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you! [That's the dare part!!!]

Lolol ... Virus? (repost) Too Cute Not To Post!
subject: LOLOL ... virus? (repost) date: 2007-02-02 10:45:42 If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" Delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave th

Comment Bombers Really Appreciated!!! I Will Give Gifts To Those Who Help!
10,000 Comments and I win a blast! I can't afford one at the moment, and I've been wanting one for awhile, so please help me out! And I will help bomb anything you post also, like I try to always do! Thank you!!! If you bomb that photo, I shall give you a gift in scale to how many comments you leave!!!

Iraq: Fourth Downed U.s. Helicopter In Two Weeks
Iraq: Fourth Downed U.S. Helicopter In Two Weeks --U.S. Probes Helicopter Crash Near Baghdad 02 Feb 2007 An American helicopter crashed north of Baghdad Friday morning, the fourth one lost in the past two weeks by the U.S. military and private companies. An Iraqi police official, Major Hatem Al-Dulaimi, said the aircraft was brought down by a shoulder-fired anti-aircraft missile. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/02/AR2007020200347

Nothing
It’s the nothing we all become The dark we all face The pain and fear that hides within our hearts The feelings that hits us all All the dreams that disappears in the morning And the hope that stays in our hearts waiting to break free And no matter how many tears I cry Nothing can change the past It’s just like another knife in my hand And it feels like just another knife in my heart

Poor Poor Guy!!!!!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Two Iraqi Generals Suspected Of Complicity In Attack On Us Gis That Killed 5 Veterans
Two Iraqi generals suspected of complicity in attack on US GIs John Byrne Published: Thursday February 1, 2007 Print This Email This Citing Pentagon officials, Fox News Channel is reporting that two Iraqi generals are suspected of complicity in a Jan. 20 attack in Karbala, Iraq that killed five US troops. "There are 2 senior Iraq generals that US officials say are now suspect of involvement in an attack against American forces in Karbala on Jan. 20th," a Fox News host reported on air. "A number of people were killed. These gunmen apparently stormed an Iraqi security dressed like American soldiers and driving SUVs. So again, US officials are saying that 2 senior are suspected of taking part in an insurgent attack that killed 5 American soldiers." The fake US military convoy that kidnapped and killed 5 soldiers had previously been blamed on Iranian elements. "We have Pentagon officials telling us this was incredibly sophisticated orchestrated attack, at tro

100 Bucks For Sex
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." but the girl said, "NO." Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up the money very fast... he won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!" Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it

Guess What Im Gonna Be...read The Blog To Find Out
AS OF JLY 13 IM GOING TO BE AN UNCLE, MY LIL SIS IS HAVING A BABY YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY IF U CAN COME UP WITH ANY KOOL BOYS NAMES (FIRST AND LAST) LET ME KNOW AND GIRL NAMES TO, THANKS

Still Crying
When you wake in the morning And still your crying When you haven’t a clue what to do How to cope and see life through Knowing that it's without you Was it something that I had done Is there someway I could have won And had you alive My Beautiful Austin

Blasphemy
Venomously I scream out in Blasphemy At the god who claims to love Only those good enough. Yet he says in his words so holy. "Everyone will know me" Give me a break! I can take no more. You, my made up "god" Are just a week metaphor. An excuse for other's to act this way or that. To scare children into thinking they'll burn if they're bad. I chose not to believe long ago. That life is nothing but a terribly written show. I see everything the way it is. Some would say I dance with the devil became his mistress. That I am a satanistic bitch The angel's undergarment itch. I don't care for I live in hell. A world full of hate, And "sin" breeds and dwells. Where is "God" I ask you, Where is he? When you are broken down, On bended knee. Does he hear your cries? Does he give a damn? He creates then destroys... What's the point in man? Pollute my ears no more With your lies and make believe. And don't say I don't have faith. For my faith is in me. I liv

True Friendship
"True" Friendship None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? like this? www.hostdrjack.com Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how muc h worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

Hopelessly Depressed
The following poem my friend esme wrote when he was depressed and it described my feelings right now and i want you guys to know.. this is really how im feeling.. and its not a joke... Hopelessly depressed, I slowly fall, My mind is jaded, Why do I bother at all? There's something wrong, Deep inside my core, These thoughts are crazy, Yet they're growing into more. Do I truly feel this way, Or are my feelings going to pass, I just want so bad, For the happiness to last. How can I feel so different, From one second to the next, How can I even think this way, My mind is truly a mess. I can't tell anyone These feelings I hide, For fear of hurting others With what's in my mind. I want to die, And fall from this land, But I'm too chicken To die from my hand.

Falling Slowly
This one was also written by esme but again its how i feel... i just love that he knows what im going though and that his poems help me voice whats wrong... falling slowly, step by step, no one loves me, so be it, truth or not, it feels so real, alone i watch, from so far away, watching and wanting, slowly, eternally, i fall...

Destined To Be Alone
Another by Esme deep down, i know what i want.... but i look at the world around me, and suddenly i feel completely alone... the world around me is nothing like i want... what makes me happy on the inside, is unattainable in the outside world... flawed and alone, i sit and wait as the clock counts the time down and slowly seals my fate... forever alone, this anguish inside it stabs through my soul and brings tears to my eyes.... i turn away, as you try to look in my eyes; this pain is mine alone, i can't let you see me cry; you reach out and touch me, but i pull away; this burden is mine, it's been sealed in my fate... the clock chimes three, as i walk out the door; these streets are comforting, memories of happiness and more... but the time has come, and the hour has passed; i am all alone, maybe it's for the best... flawed from birth, i am way too much; i feel forsaken, i hurt others with my touch... this pain, this anguish is min

Struck....!
A picture paints a thousand words, but few can hold the brush and paint the right picture... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A tree of light, a tree of spark. Light, then sound, paints the dark. A beautiful work of natures touch. the power to grasp, a bit too much. The other side of this beauty's burst lightning's force stabs at the earth can stop a life or start fires anew as rain surrounds the horizon's view. But writers can have a similar spark a lightning thought light's up their dark the words appear with a muses touch the literary challenge a bit too much. The other side of this writers lament the struggle for words to help cement the meaning behind the story to tell sometimes lost in the brain from hell.

Until You
I didn’t know what it felt like to be beautiful Until you I didn’t know what it felt like to be needed Until you called me just to hear my voice I didn’t know what it felt like to be wanted Until you I didn’t know what it felt like to be special Until you promised me forever I didn’t know what it felt like to be loved Until I met you

Big Pimpin Giveaway
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Tightrope
Why does being with him feel so right? Why can't I sleep at night? He fills my thoughts and he fills my head I remember every word he's ever said He's a sweet talker A tightrope of life walker But that's why I'm drawn to him Not a lot of money goes through his hands The riches of his heart outweigh a hundred grand He knows me so well I can trust he won't kiss and tell I steal a moment to be in his embrace The clock is winning this race Never enough minutes for us to be alone Never enough loving before going home He's a sweet talker A tightrope of life walker And I'm in love

Thoughts (i Think Too Much)
had a phone call earlier...and this is what was going on in my head... There must be an angel with a smile on her face, When she thought up that I should be with you. But it's time to face the truth, I will never be with you.

Poetry
Lying here with my head on my pillow, I wonder what it is your doing. I lie here and wonder are you thinking of me? Only you know that answer On these cold and lonely nights I close my eyes wishing you was here, lying next to me keeping me warm and safe Tho in my dreams you always keep me warm and safe I feel a great sense of wonder come over my body when I think of you I ask the lord above each and every night to bring you home to me safe and sound I see everyday couples holding hands cuddling together and kissing wishing that was us Knowing that we will be together forever, but we both know in time, that one day the time will come that we must say goodbye And when that day comes we will have shared many memories and good times together Until then we will cherish and love one another forever and always

Redneck Mens Pick Up Lines
1) Did you fart? 'cause you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? 'cause I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? 'cause I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

Belly Button Contest I Was In (scam)
subject: Belly Button Piercing Contest Voting Has Begun post date: 2007-01-03 18:02:48 At long last, voting has begun for my Belly Button Piercing Contest. The winner of the contest will be calculated based on Comments, Ratings and # of Comments. The winner will receive at MINIMUM a Silver Motorcycle. All the other lovely ladies who entered will receive a very nice prize just for entering. Voting will run until 9:00 PM EST Wednesday, January 10, 2007. I would like a minimum of 10 entries to get started and voting will not begin until at least 10 entries are received. Here are some rules and suggestions. -Absolutely no NSFW allowed. -The pic should be as close as possible, the better to show off the jewelry. Don't forget the salute part. -One winner will receive AT LEAST a SILVER MOTORCYCLE. This prize could increase depnding on the number of entries and amount of response. -The winner will be determined by a combination of highest rating and number of ratings. The

Incipient Posthuman
Incipient: Of, relating to, or occurring at the start of something; beginning, inceptive, initial, initiatory, introductory, leadoff Posthuman: Persons of unprecedented physical, intellectual, and pyschological capacity, self-programming, self-constituting, potentially immortal individuals for more info see Incipient Posthuman

What Every Woman Wants!
What every woman wants is to be Loved and cherished like she is the only one that matters and is important to him... like a touch, a kiss, holding hands, watching a movie, going out to dinner, just being together, doing things together doesnt matter what! the feeling of meeting a new person, the look in his eyes when he looks into yours, is it kismet ment to be, I dont know but just being with him makes her heart race, longing for his kiss. his touch, the anticipation of what is yet to come. ah a new romance is blooming like a flower opening up for the first time, the sweet smell is enticing as a new love is enticing to think about it makes you smile with the wonderment of something new...

Life's Twists - Something I Posted On Poetry.com
Perhaps all was well yester morning as I woke. Yet now that has changed, my anger has been provoked. As I wonder too often over my painful loss. Where one must go, for resolve often lost. I look in the eyes of friends, yet nothing. I look in the eyes of family, yes, something. Yet not enough to give me inner satisfaction. Turning at night, sleepless with inner reaction. Tell me then of this Lord's bigger purpose. Where we all have a reason, for living out, although a surplus. For when we leave, many tend to forget. How beautiful we were, the meanings we represent. Yet here we are, within one of life's twists. As I frustrate myself, searching, for what does not exist. A reason why I now face this wicked loss within my strife. Though many may die everyday, this was part of my life. Don't understand, perhaps I never, ever will. So I just put down these thoughts, in hopes of emotional spills.

Best Family Contest Updated
~ Okay Family Contest ~ I want to have a family contest on CT and all the familys enter there Logo and then everyone votes and comments on it the family with the highest wins. Also a good way for people who aren't in family to join the familys. Just really to spread the news out! Contest will open today at 2:oo pm and run until 2/8 at 2 pm central time! so i'll be taking family logos send to my inbox and i will add the family! and may the best family win! 1st Family is...... with 1961 comments 2nd Family is...... with 702 comments 3rd Family is...... with 453 comments You can Comment Bomb your own pic in my contest! thanks maria ~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

It Finally Works..
Hey Friends and Fans and Family..I'm Sorry For bugging you.. But If it don't work this time.. im counting myself out..lol I'm in a Contest done by my friend who's kick Ass!! 'LatinoHeat//Sincity Enforcer' Check him out!! He's doing a contest for the girls that he's made CherryTap Magazine covers for. WHich i'm in one.. So I need your help to Win a Blast.. It would be Awesome!! Press The Pic and Vote and Comment as Much as Possible!! Lot of Love SexySherry xoxoxo

Fucktards I Swear!!!
I am so FUCKING tired of people trying to ruin my happiness!! All I have ever asked of anyone was to be honest with me...not hard, right? Well so you would think! All of the people closest to me this past week have found it neseccary to lie to me for god knows what reasons. I dont think I am a hard person to get along with. I consider myself a pretty easy person to talk to. Yes if something is told to me that I think is wrong, I will say so. But how fucking hard is it to just tell the truth!!!! And for those of you out there who are trying to fuck up my happiness, you might as well just get on with your life! I am no longer going to take what I see on this stupid screen to heart! The person I have in my life right now, no matter what our relationship status is, he makes me happy and I am pretty sure I make him happy as well. Fuck anyone who thinks they are going to try and take that from me. GET OVER IT!!! I am so fucking tired of stupid home wrecker females who think that they have

The Cowboys
THE COWBOYS (ouch) Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Cowboys. Q: What do the Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q: How do you keep the Cowboys out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in Dallas, Texas, in case of a tornado? A: Cowboy Stadium - they never get a touchdown there! Q: What do you call Cowboys with a Super Bowl ring? A: Thieves. Q: Why was the Tuna upset when the Cowboys playbook was stolen? A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q: What's the difference between the Cowboys and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do the Cowboys and opossums have in common? A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road.)

Whatever You Call Yourself
can you not handle this anymore ot have you really had enough? i think this time ill have to call your bluff your lies have caused the treets to flood youve left an endless trail of blood your words still speak pain with every letter i still dont think your getting any better your silence has merley been broken your feeling are still the only things youve spoken everytime you talk you breathe fire sometimes you can be such a liar everything is bruised, no where near broken our hatred has long since been woken your laughter is nothing but decieving i think you're the one who should be leaving maybe one day youll get a clue and see that the only person youre kidding is you im sure you can see it in my eyes that faint little rddish hue this time the joke is really on you

A " Love " Poem
My Gift To You > by Lonely Shadow > > I live through my dark existence > only to bask in your beauty > your eyes that shine like sapphires > your smile that brightens even my sad existence > I envy the wind that runs through your hair > that touches your lips > I long to touch you > to hold you in my arms but I cannot > for your heart belongs to another > so, I can only love you from afar > your friendship means more to me > than anything this world provides > but like an angel you touched my heart > in a way that I've never felt before > cause I've never known what love is until this day > I know that we are only friends > but my heart wishes it to be more > so I will still hope and dream > that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine > to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you"

$100 For Sex
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." but the girl said, "NO." Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up the money very fast... he won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!" Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it

In The Brightest Day----
and in the Darkest Night", if you are a Comic Book fanatic as I am, you will know that this is a part of the oath the Green Lantern speaks when, once every 24 hours, he re-charges his Power Ring! I am a depression sufferer as I know many on CherryTap are, times when people spend more time together such as weekends, holidays and special days can be difficult for depressives! The upcoming 14th of this Month is also such a day. If you see someone struggling mightily in this pre-Valentines period, offer an extra smile, linger longer over a compliment you want to pay them! Seemingly a very small action, but it is a mightly was to let love's light pierce the often false belief of " why don't I matter to anyone"!

All About You Babe
ive realized your not what i wanted and definatley far from what i thought your deciet and lies were so ealisy bought adding more to this hopeless depression that lies beneath your broken soul your only digging yourself a deeper hole ill give you props, youre good at this game but youre way too caught up in personal blame you found your purpose in a dark place it left scars on your pathetic face youre drowning in your sorrow not much of a waste how is your hearts bittersweet taste? this one is for you babe its all about the shit i had to go thorugh its all about the shittie picture you drew this one is for you babe and its all about you about how not even once you were true i think i sense some low selfesteem be realistic babe things arent always as fuckt up as they seem lay off the "woe is me" trip I think youve gone and fuckin flipped quit treating this like a sin in the end no one wins this aint no highschool soap opera flick quit the act you ignorant pric

Night Darkness
Night Darkness Night in all its darkness and glory, is beautiful. The sky with its bluish-purple tint, is a wonderful cover. The stars, a million miles away, are comforting. The creatures that stir, no matter how big or small, are my family. I feel more alive in my heart than any other time. The night is who I am. It sounds like a fantasy world, welcome to my reality. Everything is peaceful under darkness.

Death (night's Army)
(Death)-Night's Army In the dark of the night You hear whispers from afar You hide your fear Hoping you will be passed by You continue walking forward With the feeling of being watched As the whispers grow louder A heavy voice is heard The captain of death Come my minions Come by the billions Arise from your slumber Souls are waiting To be added to the numbers Of night's army

Rainy Day
its been drizzlin all dam day here, im sooooooooo sick of workin at sears, i need a vacation! i have saturday off, thanks the Lord! now i just needa find sumthin to get into... yea rite, like i have a life. work, work and work some damn more. i need a date, or at lest a meaninfull overnite relationship ;)

Black Rain
Black Rain Alone in my bedroom The clock rings midnight I'm crying again Lonesome tears are falling I look out the window As I watch the rain fall My mind screams black rain I lie on the bed Waiting for sleep to come When it finally does I dream about the rain I look out the window As I watch the rain fall My mind screams black rain Look out the window Black rain Watch the rain fall Black rain Mind screams black rain Black rain Black rain

To All My Family, Friends, And Fans!!
"THIS IS A HUG CERTIFICATE ! ! Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug (Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You) ! ! You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really make them stop & Think!!! If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them! If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends If you receive this back 2 times . You're off to a good start, unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating! If you receive this back 3 times. You're a good friend. If you receive this back 4 times. You are truely loved as a friend!! _____8888888888____________________ ____888888888888888_________________ __888888822222228888________________ _888888222I2222288888_______________ 888888222222222228888822228888______ 888882222222222222288222222222888___ 88888222222222LUV22222222222222288__ _8888822222222222222222222222222_88_ __888882

More Soap On Panties
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!!"

How To Properly Place New Employees
HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES 1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room. 2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. 3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. 4. Then analyze the situation: a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department. b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing. c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering. d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning. e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations. f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security. g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology. h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources. i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales. j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketi

Imbolc Lesson
The holiday of Imbolc is also known by the names of Imbolg, Oimelc, the Feast of Brigid, and in post-Christian times, Candlemas. It is celebrated either on one of the first two days of February or on the day the sun reaches fifteen degrees in Aquarius. Imbolc is a holiday sacred to the goddess Brigid in her maiden aspect. Brigid is a highly influential goddess holding sway over subjects as diverse as blacksmithing, poetry, the hearth, and childbirth. It is explained that Brigid is a name shared by three sisters who act almost as a triple goddess. Important to the discussion of Imbolc, Brigid is often associated with cattle, milking, fertility, and the return of spring The word "imbolc" literally translates as "in the belly." This is a reference to the season of spring, which shall soon be born. Although February is considered a cold winter month, the seeds within the soil are at this time beginning to awaken and grow. This parallels the growth of the animals still in the womb who wi

Whats Your Style??
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Forever Young...
Life has been going at full speed for me in the last few weeks..I have put my business aside to work a normal job once again ..Yeah!! I will still pick up studio stuff and hired gun stuff but as far as touring unless Im offered something I can't turn away Im done....Why many ask? I want to settle into a normal life since I was 16 I have been living this life out of suitcases and airports..I've missed so much life with family and friends to be normal for once would be nice. I know this will be a huge change for me if it dosen't work well then I'll figure what to do then. I would love to settle down and get married maybe stay at home but still have a little of my music life ....I will NEVER give up playing. It might just take me away from the main stream of things but Im ok with this for awhile I can always go back if I need to.. I have been told by many I had a great run and the life was a blast..Everytime I write something like this I swallow my words and end up hitting the road again.

2.2.07
Eadarainn cadal daoine eadarainn, c`ail p`ogadh ci`uin nas `aille bardachd focalize crindhe be`o leam be`o a nochd sleeping man between us, anything kissing calm more beautiful than poetry open heart alive with me alive tonight g.w.b. Forever Yours waiting on a snowy afternoon child forever yours still warm though separate space and time bearable glowing in the miracle standing at last born again from knowledge that pain and fear are only a memory lost lovers a lesson, each content in Virgo’s grey harmony tears are for joy and relief home is where the heart is and love brought us inside g.w.b.

A Wild Afternoon
We put up our macrame hammock, that's been sitting in the box in the cellar for over a year. "Why- I asked over time have we not used this"? "Time was just not right, you said" so in the box it stayed till today. When you went into the house to get your strat. Guitar to play later with some cool drinks, I tried to lug it out of the cellar and put it up for our relaxation. We set it up together between the trees nice and tight, as not to ever fall. You pulled out your Strat. Guitar and played for hours to the sweet tune of Stormy Monday and slow ballads on this cool breezy day, what pretty tunes you shared in ears distance to anyone around. I laid back for awhile and enjoyed the attention at that moment. Sipping on my tall cold glass of ice-tea filled with many ice cubes. I kept circling the ice with my tongue, while you played for me. The excitement started building up between my groin, the more I saw your expressions turn coyly in my direction. Remember- how I sat up and reached ov

The Night She Wanted To Dance
Its August, in the heat of the night where passion is uncontrollable. Heat so thick- you stick to the sheets and fits of passion and lust take over...Or did it? The evening in the backroom-It happened! It shouldn't of but it did...The excitement was too intense.Let me tell you about Samantha and Brian and their long fateful night. One night in the backroom an intense passionate look by Samantha,while her and Brian ate a summer lunch of grilled chicken and cold potato salad. Samantha finished her dinner and decided to straighten up the rooms, while she was bending over the couch picking up books, her skirt started to rise up. Brian was walking by and stared and Samantha smiled and straightened herself out.They decided to do dishes and clean up for the evening, Brian washed and Samantha dried them and put them away. Brian noticed Samantha kept leaning over the counter a little more than usual, once she was rushing around and he rubbed up against her breast. She jolted upright and mo

When Do I Get A Weekend?
i would really like to know this. i've tried asking her to alternate weekends so i can go out and you would have thought i asked her to take a shower naked in subzero temps! she is so selfish and so self centered when it comes to herself and her husband that if it doesn't benefit them she won't do it. obviously me wanting a weekend doesn't benefit her so she won't do it. there is no solution. not even murder because i'd be in jail and he'd probably run off with the kids just to be an ass. i'm to the point where if i don't get out to release some stress i'm gonna take it out on her and it won't be pretty by any means!

Let In
I let her into my heart, and my head. I gave her all I could give, almost letting her touch my soul, she said I could bare it all. Understand me, when I rise, catch me when I fall. To stay by my side, when I rise, when I hide and die, when I catch all of that ride. A start and an end, you know who you are, you've been more then just a friend and I must admit in spite of any tension and shit I'll try not to let you fall or slip. Don't hate me, if theres a change or another shift.

Heart
Broken heart, aching heart. I kept you by me, even when it felt useless for me to try and start. Battered and busted, tired and treacherous, I used the last bit of strength in myself that I could muster. On and off, it will hurt and break, whats the answer, only time knows and only time could take. What happens next only I can handle, only I can stomach, overcome and shake. If I gave it to you ,would you keep it in a safe place or smash it like a vase,watch it shatter and break?

Signs That She Is Going To Dump You
There comes a time where the woman you think you love will rip your heart out, stomp on it, feed it to her dog, and tell friends that you have a small dick! These are the signs that the bitch will be dumping you, so you'd better find a way to dump her first and save your ego!She's been wearing an engagement ring for the last 2 months, yet you've never proposed.Her weekly "girl's night out" has changed to Friday Fuck Night and it includes the sole company of Jeff, Todd, Vinny, Marcus, Mike and Rico. She comes home from a long day at work with her blouse inside out, her hair all over the place and several white stains on her short black skirt.Her friends do nothing but point and laugh everytime they see you.A box of Trojan Magnums has replaced your box of Extended Pleasure condoms. She's moving on to bigger and better.They always do. Her business trips with her boss include cruises to the Carribean and month long trips to Paris.You start noticing men's underwear in your dresser that does

Lost
My heart is filled with so much love and yet its not yet corresponded.. I feel like everyone has a piece of my heart but yet its still not fullfilled.. I'm lost in my own thoughts and my own feelings.. Someone pinch me cause I think I'm dreaming.. The ones that I once had interset in have return and those that still have my interset are still here.. but then there is that one individual that wants me to stay near.. What do u do when your scared of what might come.. You just don't know if that is that special someone.. Do you go after the person that has interset in you more then you have interset in them or do you fullfill your fantasy's and let it all end there.. I know one thing is I don't want to grow old alone.. as time goes on I find it getting hard and hard to hold on.. My life has never been perfect and has been filled with shattered dreams. As this point iono what to do but run with my head between my knees.. Scared is a cat from a dog is what I feel.. Lost in my own emotio

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Learning The In's And Out's Of An Online Community
This is my first exposure to an online community, it has been quite an experience. I was overwhelmed at first, learning overload. I am relatively new to computer world, so I have been still learning the basics. But with each step I take and each new lesson learned, it fills me with awe. A few months ago, I was at the library and the computers were down, a sign said it would be a couple of hours before they went back online.I decided to use the time to search for something in a book. When I approached the librarian and asked him where I could find the desired material, he got a confused look on his face. I asked him what the problem was. He told me he was at a loss as to how to find the reference materials I wanted without the computer to tell him where it would be found. I thought to myself, how dependant we have become on computers in such a relatively short period of time. I had waited so long to start my education in the cyber world, until it was beginning to concern me.

Screams In Silence. Poem. 2005
MY MIND SCREAMS IN SILENCE. AS MY HEART AND SOUL JOIN IN THE CHORUS. SHALL I BE RESURECTED WHOLE, OR JUST A MEAR SHELL OF A MAN? AS I WATCH THE WORLD GO RUSHING PAST. I ASK, CAN ANYONE HEAR MY SILENT CRIES, MY SILENT SCREAMS. I PRAY THE MUSIC AND ART FROM WITHIN, SLOWLY AS IT TRICKLES OUT, BECOMES A LOUD RUSHING WATERFALL. BATHING THE SOUL AND ALL THOSE CLOSE TO ME, FILLING ME MAKING ME WHOLE ONCE AGAIN. TURN MY SCREAMS OF SILENT AGONY, INTO SCREAMS OF JOY AND HAPPINESS, THAT CAN BE HEARD BY ALL, THE LIVING AND THE DEAD THE SILENT AND THE VOCAL. I PRAY TO BE RESURECTED WHOLE, SO MY SCREAMS CAN BE HEARD, AS JOYFULL MUSIC TO ALL EARS. TO ALL WHO HAVE TOUCHED MY SPIRIT. NO MORE, SHALL MY SCREAMS BE SILENT. COPYRIGHTED 2005. FIRST VEIWING JANUARY 2007 SCOOTER BLACK aka S.F.P.

A Man's "camper"...
A "MAN'S" Camper WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD WANT TO LOOK LIKE THEY WERE CAMPING IN A GARBAGE TRUCK???!! Until you look inside! Click here to see the "Man's Camper" photos inside and out QUESTION: What is wrong with those pictures, though? I have yet to meet a man that is THAT organized and clean!! ;)

Dreams Do Come True....
I never thought that one day my dreams would really come true , To fall from the heavens into the clouds Into a relationship as beautiful as ours- We share our lives together breathing each other’s air, Sharing each others thoughts, Your touch is so tender, Your heart is so dear, Life feels so safe when I share it with you Your words are always so comforting, Your heart is always so sincere, Life would not be so special, If I didn’t have you to share it with Everything you do for me Shows me how lucky I am to have you To talk too, To Love, To turn to, You catch me when I fall Always help me get back on my feet… I hope I show through my actions, Through my words, How special you are to me, How I appreciate you and love you, How much joy you bring to me, My heart is full of love and appreciation Because without I wo

The New Superbowl Shuffle For 2006/2007
SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE '06-'07 - THE REMIX We are the BEARS, the NEW shufflin' crew. Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you. 13-3 is how we get our kicks Blowin' your mind like in 86 You know we're just struttin' for fun Struttin' our stuff for everyone. We're not here to start no trouble. We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle. Brian Urlacher Urlacher here, I'm the heart of the D You wanna get to the endzone, gotta go through me I'm a hit with the ladies, they love my style But putting hits on Favre is what makes me smile We've known all season that we're number 1 The new Monsters of the Midway, we're having some fun We didn't come here to look for trouble We just came to do the Super Bowl Shuffle Rex Grossman Well they call me Sexy Rexy and I'm young and tough Had a couple rough games, but I know I got the stuff I'm an Indiana boy, at home on a farm, I like throwing it deep and showing off my arm Staying cool under pressure, is the

Thinking Of You
As the sunrises never forget how much I love As the sunsets never forget how much I love you As the moon shines bright in the sky above with the beautiful stars that surround the heavens .. ------------------------------------------------- Even when i'm not home I can still see your beautiful eyes, your soft hair, your warm smile and your sweet voice. I can hear your voice whispering in my ear saying, I love you Never forget how much I love you As the sunrises never forget how much I love As the sunsets never forget how much I love you As the moon shines bright in the sky above with the beautiful stars that surround the heavens Never forget how much I love you Your love lives inside me Your love goes wherever I go. I love you always and forever.

To My Darling Husband
To my darling husband, Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XXX P.S YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLED!!

A Drean 4 Us
Night time... Sweet beddy-bye hour When Life is finally calm; I snuggle up closer to you, Soft nibbles on your skin In hopes of a sweet treat. I know I caught you dreaming Of the peace and quiet That eluded you during a day Spent chasing after kids, Cleaning up messes, Kissing boo-boos and ouchies Along the way. Even so, let me offer you An even better dream Of tickling each other's fancies And turning this winter night Into our own personal tropics. Let that delicious thought simmer While I go and soothe the baby Whose nightmare upset him, Disturbing his peace and ours. Once I've returned, And gathered your once-again Sleeping form into my arms, I will keep the dream For both of us.

As My Heart.....ding Dong
When I awakened dear And found you close to me I kissed your tender lips, As my arms enveloped thee. My day is now complete As you nestle in my arms. And whisper that you love me With all your lovely charms. No more could I ask for Than this love you gave to me. I love you oh my darling And my heart I give to Thee.

From Sheri
SIGNS OF GOOD HEALTH.... Keep a SUPPORTIVE network of friends and family. Keep POSITIVE EXPECTATIONS about all things. Spread episodes of GRATITUDE and GENEROSITY. Maintain SENSITIVITY for the feelings of others around you. Keep an OPEN MIND so you can adapt to changing conditions. Have a persistent sense of HUMOR. Do the RIGHT thing for the RIGHT reason. FOR THAT IS MY DEFINITION OF GOOD HEALTH. YOUR LIFE IS NOW.... LOVE LIVIN IT.... SHERILYNN WILLIAMS

I Cant Find My Camera
my heart is broken....i cant find my digi camera ANYWHERE!....that was my 21st b-day present from my mom...and i loved it....excuse me while i go break down in the nearest corner...sigh....

Shake The Hand Of God……
So you want to go mule riding, m’lady? Here’s a mule: his name is Rip. He is older with few vices but still full of fire and heart. He knows how to put fire and heart into his work. So now you’re mounted and settled; I must say you’ve a fine seat…on that mule. Rip’s showing you the best of his best this morning. He knows that you make him look good. We trot up the track to the south pasture then north to the old Get-A-Long Trail then a mile and six furlongs to the great cross roads. Now the choice is before us: Where shall we ride? We can ride the shores of the deep southern ocean Or thru Texas down to the isles of the Caribbean Sea or west cross the prairies and the Rockies to the peaceful ocean and ride cross it on mule back to lands new found and ancient that lie bounded by that great ocean and it seas. We can ride where we will for we are poets full of heart and fire, imagination and desire… We can ride the high ridges and coulees

I'm Dying To Dream
On March 7, 1956, Mother of our Twins, Joan died ... it is at long last, my turn; my Brain whispers these words into my aching ears ... Love 'n (one more poem), RHEY ... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I'M DYING TO DREAM When from my arms, to underground, her body slid from view, alone again, I dreamed inside sobbing for my Love that died. Alone again, I dream inside, wanting to hear that I have died. Wanting to know we both are free to share sweet Love eternally. Alone again, I dream inside waiting to hear that I have died so WE can dream our lovers' dream ... together ... again! ~ ~ ~ RWH, Feb 2, 2007 ~ ~ ~

Lee Roy Mercer® Gone Racin'™ - Cd Press Release
NEWS HEADLINESLEE ROY MERCER® - GONE RACIN'™ - CD PRESS RELEASEFOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: 01-14-07"It Ain't Nothin' For Lee Roy Mercer To Whoop A NASCAR Driver's Ass!"Bristol, TN. WARHEAD RECORDS™ is pleased to announce the release of the new Prank Call Cup Racing album from LEE ROY MERCER® entitled GONE RACIN'™ on February, 13, 2007. LEE ROY MERCER® GONE RACIN'™, (The Album Formerly Known As "NASCALLS". Not Approved By Or Affiliated With NASCAR®). Celebrating his 13th Anniversary, the infamous Tennessee prank call comedian teamed with former NASCAR Driver Rick Mast to open a Tallboy can of Whoop-Ass on today's top name NASCAR Drivers, Crew Chiefs and Owners. The album features Mercer's famous claim to "Whoop a Man's Ass" delivered to several well known drivers and racing personalities including Tony Stewart, Rusty Wallace, Bobby Labonte, Dale Jarrett, Jack Roush and many others.Produced by Jon Holtz, this forward thinking, comedic effort, is an ambitious prank call

Broken
Broken by Lindsey Haun Wake up to a sunny day not a cloud up in the sky and then it starts to rain my defenses hit the ground and they shatter all around so open and expose but I found strength in the struggle face to face with my troubles (chorus) when your broken in a million little pieces and your trying but you can’t hold on anymore every tear falls down for a reason don’t you stop believing in yourself when your broken Little girl don’t be so blue I know what your going through don’t let it be you up hitting walls and getting scars only makes you who you are only makes you who you are no matter how your heart is aching there is beauty in the breaking yeah yeah (repeat chorus) Better days are gonna find you once again every piece will find its place when your broken oh when your broken ah ah (final chorus) when your broken in a million little pieces and your trying but you can’t hold on anymore every tear falls down for a reason don’t you stop believing in yourself

Forget Him
Forget his name forget his face forget his kiss his warm embrace forget the love that you once know remember he has someone new forget him when they play your song remember when you cried all night long forget how close you once were remember he has chosen her forget how you memorized his walk forget the way he use to talk forget the things he use to say remember he has gone away forget his laugh forget his grin forget the dimples on his chin forget the way he held you tight remember he's with her tonight forget the time that went so fast forget the love moved it's past forget he said he'd leave you never remember he's gone for ever

A True Passion
Sometimes a woman needs a hero out of time. There are bogus pledges out there in this great big world. Hedges placed around the flower of love, while unfeigned passion is hurled. Cast Into the broad space of the spirit world, a heart lies broken by a lurking troll. His true image masked by a token smile void of any true compassionate goal. Her souls blindness was bolstered by her need to be loved through sordid taste. Wasting inside, the trolls outer case hides narcissistic human waste. The trolls image has the appearance of an angelic man. Brutally handsome, yet his eyes reveal a latent clan, harboring a perverse plan. All is not lost, for our new hero makes haste, crossing the mirrored bridge of mystic embrace. No man must venture across with doubt, for a honest heart will always win out, so with a great shout our hero, famed Michael, dismounts his horse; venturing forth with a

----- Non-lumens Vivat -----
The darkling Hours where walks the Night, in feeble lumes where Shadows Bite, Where walk in safety Innocent. and swift Death Meets the Evil-bent, The Shadows are not still, you see, and watch the night unendingly, for Innocence doth walk abroad, and breathing folk enact their fraud, The Life that's Lived no legend, here, and the Loved are those who let it near, Their Hearts, their Souls, their Passions-filled, with Love-Unending, Ever willed, By Those who Walk and Guard the Night, From beings who the world enfright, And yet Protect the Innocent, From Other realms where Hell is bent, On things unHoly, Deeds and fells, On tearing Souls and rending veils, For such existence as they have, those ne'er-do-wells of nameless grave, So give your Thanks ye mortal Kine, The Kindred Live - Protecting thine, And that ye pay with blood and Love, is simply Price - the Kindred Prove, That fickle tho' the humans Be, The Kindred Live Eternity,

On And Offline For A Bit !!!
I will be on an offline for a while just thought i would let people know that i am not being stingy or nothing just not on as much i would like to be and stuff so that is why i am not voting and rating...Will be back on soon i hope...Lots of Love My friends, fans and family...

Finally
So after a 3 year waiting list I got the letter today that my home state wants me to be a motorcycle safety instructor! Craziness because I dont need to work (Already financially secure) and I would do this job for free. They also want to pay me a nice salary, crazy crazy. I always wanted to be an instructor or teacher and there is almost nothing about bikes or riding I dont know. Bikes are my 1st love, I was on my 1st bike when I was 4. I am extremely happy and I cant wait to teach people how to operate a bike safely. I really want to make the difference and hopefully save someones life! Keep the Rubberside Down.

Just Words I Wrote...
Fast in love, slow in life, from doer to done, lover to wife. At the end of the game and what have you won? Anothers dreams, anothers name. Ante up, feed the pot, play your hand, my advice; bluff, a lot! Stay true to your soul but play to win stand firm in your goal, don't give in! II A tapestry of branches woven in the sky. Like a sad song, when lovers kiss goodbye. Summer dusk falls in blues and grey, to sleep and dream at the end of the day. Hope fills the wells of swollen eyes looking, fast at my future, steady, I rise. You are my life ant the reason I wake, my children, my soul, my heart and my fate

Turds
CHERRY TAP,YOU CAN EAT THE PEANUT'S OUT A MY SHIT UNTIL YOU KICK ME THE FUCK OFF HERE! I HAVE NEVER BEEN A MEMBER OF ANY WEB SITE THAT MAKES IT DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO LEAVE!!! I WILL FUCKING CUSS AND DO WHAT THE FUCK I WANT UNTIL SOMEBODY COMPLAINS!!! IT'S FUCKING SHIT EATIN SHAME THAT I HAVE TO DO THIS,...BUT THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT,...A VERY DISSATISFIED CUSTOMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOW CLOSE THIS FUCKING ACCOUNT AND CUT THE BULL SHIT BOY OR GIRL OR WHAT EVER THE FUCK YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank You So Much !!!
I want 2 thank u so much 4 allowing me 2 feel the greatest feeling I have ever felt, and I promise 2 cherish it. Do u know how much I crave u? I know at night u fill my dreams and fantasies. The thought of being in u'r arms, or u between my thighs. No 1 can command my body or destroy my will like the touch of your skin. 2night, as every night, I will be dreaming about u, u'r lips on my neck, u'r hands on shoulders, u'r waist resting on my thighs, and all the while u'r eyes on my heart. I am grateful 2 destiny and the curiosity that we are familiar. 4 our short correspondence I have understood, that it will not b the last. Want u 2 know that I will never say anything I dont mean, u might not always like what I have 2 say but rest assure it will always b the truth . Im so glad I had a chance 2 chat with u 2day b4 I started my weekend. I needed 2 start it with the great big smile u always seem 2 put on my face....u'r great !!!!! stay that way....

When All Is Not Right
I don't know how you do it, when everything's not right. You....Just being there, makes all things clear and bright. When all is falling down and everythings gone to hell. All you have to do, is look at me and cast your spell. The Gleam in your eye. The touch of your caress. The sight of your smile. Drains all the daily stress. I don't know how you do it, but you surely know the way. And I thank the day I met you, Each....and Every.....Day! James L. Gardner 02-02-07

The Awol Senators Who Are Running For President
By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN February 2, 2007 -- Is it too much to ask those U.S. Senators who are presidential candidates to continue to show up for work at the Senate jobs they're paid for? Apparently some Senators think so — particularly Sam Brownback (R-KA), who is running on a pro-values platform that apparently doesn't include doing the job he was elected to do: being a U.S. Senator. Absent Sam has been AWOL for more than 50 percent of the roll call votes this year. Are hard work and responsibility to one's constituent's part of his core values? His poor attendance record comes despite the fact that he's already had almost 11 weeks off between the time Congress adjourned last year on October 4, 2006 and its new session that started early in January. During that period, he only had to show up for a few days in November and December, but, even then, he skipped two of the five-day December session. Then, even when the session started again, Brownback missed all of

For Starters....
Well I have an EMS "poem" on my page and after recent events in the field I am starting to feel drained, I was told by a colleague that reading information on the internet about others in the same field and other expiriences would help i've decided to post them here ... please comment them i will most likely post them in bulletins as well just give me some feed back especially if you're an EMT/Medic. thx :) so to start off heres a fwd from another site .. I Want To Tell You Lies >>What EMS, Fire and Police people have to deal with everyday... Makes one thankful we have our faithful civil servants! Thank one today! >>I want to tell that little boy his Mom will be just fine >>I want to tell that dad we got his daughter out in time >>I want to tell that wife her husband will be home tonight >>I don't want to tell it like it is..... I want to tell them lies. >>You didn't put their seat belts on, you feel you killed your kids >>I want to say you didn't ... b

Lapdance.
When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley Blue denim, spiked wrists and crombie Lap-screws and tattoos that's all me Two guns, both arm's feelin' like Fonzie You can find me drunk, whip it it might crash Or find me chillin with crackers, who like Clash Find me in court smokin' that nice grass Burnin' the flag, all in the name of white trash It's Harvey baby, Christ on the arm I'm gnarly baby Fuck with me? Not hardly baby And you know the flow, I'm Godly baby So lets party baby Chicks nick-name me pilot, they get high off my dick I take 'em to my home, they call it the cock pit Time for take off, their panties they drop quick Now that's first class fuckin, and that's some fly shit.

Friday Again Already??
How in this world does time slide so quickly through our fingers?? Blowing away like mists of forgotten dreams........slipping out of sight sometimes before we can actually grasp that small lesson that may have been meant for that day. In the last few months there have been so many lessons that I have learned, and this place has been a true eye opener also. What I took as a place to make friends and talk to folks from all walks of life has shown me its' truest side, most likely you too have observed the GAMES and Charades played here.....Seems that honest people are a thing of rarity here & true friendships are a priceless commodity found only occasionally........such a shame.......I choose NOT at this moment to do a salute, just to see if or how long it takes to be completely ignored in this social experiment. That is all this is actually, testing ones activities if given free reign in the public internet universe...Some choose to become actors and actresses in this farce and play r

By The Way
the only ppl aloud to see my pics r ppl on my friends list so if u have a problem w/ them u can tell me u dont need to try and get me into truble w/ the nsfw thing i missed one sorry i hadnt gone in that folder sence befor the nsfw thing started and it would never hurt my feelings if u told me u thought something should be marked that wasnt i would mark it even if i disagreed just because to u whomever u r thought it inapropriate

How's Your Karma
You Have Fantastic Karma You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! How's Your Karma?

Sexiest Valentines Contest
Hi to everyone. So Sexi Sweet is hosting this contest. She has entered one of my pictures so I guess that makes me a contestant OMG. Please visit the link below to her page and click on the contest heading in her photos Some very beautifull women there place your vote. If you vote for me thankyou I think I will need all the votes I can get..... but I will leave it up to you Good luck to all the beautifull ladies and men ~*~SooSeXXiSweet~*~CRUSH ME PLZ~¢¾~ SaSSy!*~HI WELCOME TO MY SITE ~*~ My flight is

You Are A Romantic
You Are A Romantic You life your life like a fairy tale... or at least you try to. Living for magical moments, you believe there's only one true love for you. Love is the most important thing in your life, and you don't take it for granted. Your perfect match loves to be in love as much as you do! Are You Romantic or Realistic?

Tired Of Being
Listend up peeps. I am tired of having comments from white people. I dont need assurance that I look good. I look fantastic and Just DONT COMMENT. I Dont want your comments. I am interested in STRAIGHT BLACK MEN ONLY. NO OTHA RACE. Now that I got that outta my system be avised...I mean every word. I dont want comments.

None
I like to use cuffs and chains and some ropes for play time., intime you will learn what outfits you have work more than others. I never judge a slave/sub by thier clothes. its how well they serve and how well they take punishment that gits my blood to boil. standard one must have a dress you are confortable driving it. standard two no panties. and standard three looks normal when in public. Also bring any toys you like. If your current master wishes he is welcome to acompany you. You will need to give me a time and date so I will be home for your arival. I am a little dull to most people becuase I am shy but that is only a wall I put up to keep people I am a fun loving movie fan I am a happy person with a controling personalaty I do not git jelous of other people but do envy some I am a bit of a smarty when I do not know some thing I usaly fake that I do and put my foot in my mouth but I like to be honest even when it hurts people I try not to hurt any one's feelings b

40 Feet Below
War dividing Tectonic boarders sliding Slam dance in a vat of nitrogen Still the beat in a slumber of cryogenics Biomechanize the innocent Discharge the discorporate, comatose, and apathetic Loaded rifles for all cattle in attendance Blunt force suppressant Chemical burn oppression Brand new utility belt decked out with all the latest weapons Jacked up with enough fire power to burn down the heavens String them out on hate and doubt You give them guns and they take clout Tiles are falling; you put them up with mud and not with grout Lack of structural integrity Collapsing under the pressure that mounts You’re going to get found out They see you cowering behind the dust cloud When the smoke and mirrors blow away and crash You’ll go from king to bitch in a muzzle flash Make a mad dash to get your bitch ass under cover The fools have started thinking and the laymen have learned to read The holly men have turned to drinking, and the faithful are on to the deceit W

Just Read It
the surgeon came out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might he

A Life's Dream
A LIFE'S DREAM To be famous I have no wish to be. With movie stars and politicans, Well, thats just not for me. I believe in freedom. Believe me, that's true. But free from what? I haven't a clue. I crave a simple life, with family and friends. With all its ups and downs and life's little bends. A cabin in the mountains, A lady by my side. Out in the wilderness, That's where I'd abide. With clean, clear creeks And trees, old, straight, and tall Living up in Alaska, Boy, could I have a ball. o sit on my cabin porch and watch nature's strife. To live with nature, To live that life! With fishing and hunting and living off the land. In front of my cabin door, I think I'd make my last stand. James L. Gardner 02-02-07

Consume Be Silent
THE LAST ONE TO CARRY HIS CROSS TO THE HILL IS A ROTTEN EGG***TELEVISION COMMERCIALS ARE DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF***BUY NOW AND SAVE-SHOP AS USUA LAND AVOID PANIC BUYING*** ITS MUCH WORSE THEN YOU THINK-DONT WORRY BE HAPPY***EXCESSIVE THINKING MY CAUSE DEPRESSION***TAKE ME HOME - EAT ALL YOU VEGETABLES AND TRY NOT TO HURT ANYONE***42***WHERE YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHO YOU VOTE FOR***WELCOME TO AMERICA, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! C.O.C

Alien Ant Farm-attitude
Maybe I act on confused behavior. Maybe waves crash like semi-trailer. Maybe I’ll spend my off time without you. It seems like we need our own space. And all this time I wasted away; Do not feel good unless you stay stay stay. And all this time I chased you away, Simply to catch back up with, Your solitude is welcome welcome. Your attitude is welcome welcome. Your solitude is welcome, welcome Your attitude is welcome. All you see is red lights behind me, Maybe this isn’t what you wanted baby. And I don’t blame you falling backwards, No one’s ever quite confused you this way. And all this time we wasted away; We don’t feel good unless we’re gray gray. And all the times I chased you away, I simply don’t feel good. Your solitude is welcome welcome. Your attitude is welcome welcome. Your solitude is welcome welcome. Your attitude is welcome. You are welcome. You are welcome. You are welcome. You are welcome. All this time, We heard, Alarms, Come

50 Things You Didn't Know About Me
How tall are you barefoot? 5'11 or 6' 2. Is your hair naturally curly? nope 3. Do you own a gun? hi..have we MET???? Check the pictures...lol 4. Did the Elephants On Parade sequence in Dumbo give you the heebs? i never saw Dumbo 5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents" ? no..at the point where I don't care who likes me and who doesn't...yes, I'm getting crank in my older years 6. What do you think of hot dogs? Don't ask, Don't tell 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? the night Santa went crazy 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Full Throttle Blue Demon 9. Can you do push ups? I can eat push-ups...does that count?? 10. Is your bathroom clean? Yep 11. Is the Rocky series overrated? Yes 12. Do you like painkillers? With my back and kness damm skippy!!! 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Ummm......pity?...LMAO 14.Do you own a knife? I cooked for 12 years, what do you think? 15

Smile Bitch
The room smells like blood, sweat, and tears I think it’s my fault Smells like the end of a busy day at the slaughterhouse Or a room full of poking smack addicts, minus the smell of cooking up The most dangerous game When I ante-up on myself I can’t recognize self inflicted pain It’s nothing more then a tickle at the back of my brain Only in hindsight is the price paid Holly shit I ripped myself I ripped a hole I my shit Not a trickle, just spotting, so I think I can handle it I swallow a mouthful, and realize it’s not spit I go to the bathroom, turn on the light And find blood on my lips I dislodge something from a bicuspid Spit it in the sink That’s human flesh if I ever saw it Inspect my tongue and find a chunk missing So now that’s two muscles torn and bleeding I consider going for the hat-trick and ripping off my penis In another twenty minutes I feel the skin at the base start to give What the fuck am I doing? This isn’t even masturbation I’ve been

Sex
HOW SEX STARTS Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you

3 Years!
Well the time is approaching faster then i wanted, the 3 year mark is here. Come monday early morning, it will be 3 years from when i got the phone call i never wanted to get. I will never forget that morning, waking just a few minutes before the phone rang with the heaviest feeling i had ever felt in my heart, as i answered the phone all i heard was my older sister trying so hard to hold it together say " Dee, moms gone." At that moment in time everything stopped, and dead scilence fell across the hpone line between me and her. then i heard her sniffle and i began to cry. I realised the woman who gave me life, just lost hers. the next few weeks till the funeral seemed to drag. i have never felt as lost as i did then. i remember being mad cause i didnt get to talk to her 1 last time, being mad i didnt get to tell her i loved her again, and being so pissed feeling she left me. I remember my friends telling me she would always be with me. then that seemed like the right thing to say

Somedays I Wish I Didnt Have A Phone
Somedays I wish I just didnt have a phone because it just wont stop ringing acutally it just wont stop ringing with unhappy people or at least they could all just have the same problem then i could just say the same to every one of them and it would go alittle something like this "I 'm sry yeah that really sucks but it'll get better " followed immediatly by the sound "click" I could get caller i d but i dont wanna pay for it when it comes to phone service i can see where the amish are coming from . Dang cant someone happy call me just once . cause it's getting to where i want to do one of the following instead of ansewring my phone 1.Learn to purify and drink my own urine 2.Slit my wrist join a cult and worship satan 3.Puke on myself roll around in dirt then scrape it off and eat it 4.Or what i'm actually gonna do unplug my phone

Exercise
Just a reminder to get back in shape after the holiday season... The Holidays are behind us, with constant invitations to eat too much, drink too much, and not enough exercise . To help get those extra pounds away, the ACPA* recommends the following safe and sane routine. Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program! SCROLL DOWN... NOW SCROLL UP.. That's enough for the first day. Great job. Have a Beer ... Want some chips?

Your Love Is All I Need
Your Love by BlueWolf Your love is like sunshine Pouring through a dark room Illuminating all Giving such joy to me. Your love is like candy It’s sweet and hits the spot Careful caramel kisses So good, almost unreal. Your love is like spring rain Pouring all over me Drenching me in its bliss Causing me to blossom. Your love is like midnight That late peaceful hour When all busyness halts And my cares drift away. Your love is like incense That calm, relaxing scent Seducing all inside And encompassing me. But above all these things Your love is a beacon Guiding me into bay And bringing me to you..........

A Scuba Story
One day I was working the counter at my friend’s scuba shop when a Latin couple came in. The guy was this kinda short, extremely ripped, and very macho type. Later I found out he was a Puerto Rican Golden Gloves boxer. He asked me about teaching him how to dive I gave him the price and a brief summary of the classes. When his lady fired off "Donch jou let my Poppies die". I said ”Whoa Hun I haven’t lost anybody yet”. At this, the guy gave her his very best “get back in the car Bitch” look. Well I signed him up and gave him the class schedule. Now one of the problem Athletes face when it comes to water is they have very little body fat and since fat floats they unfortunately sink like rock, unless they swim real fast. This guy thru years of near drowning had developed a kinda Mach 1 doggie style, not that he swam real fast or anything, it’s just that his arms and legs moved at the speed of sound as he sank to the bottom. Luckily for him in scuba diving you wear a inflatable vest which s

Just Here
well, I'm here. I don't have a clue how to edit these things... or add stash or any of that, but I managed to upload pictures. Oh well, I suppose I will figure it out over time. Tonight is one of those nights when I feel like I'm just here... Not really existing, just kind of in limbo here.... Ready for tomorrow to get here, yet anticipation is overwhelming at times. Glad yesterday is gone, but often wishing you could do it over again. Hard to tell where I really am.....lol... so I'm just here......

My Day
my day was cool i went to my moms house today spent some time with my siblings and my neices and then i set back and chilled with my sister i spent most of my day with her didnt get home till about 9 and god it was freaking freezing out it was 12 below and my sister in laws van window decided to come off tract on middle of the high way couldnt fix it so lets say going about 65 mph with the window down and it 12 below can i say it was a ungratfuly cold ride home i was frozen so iwent to take boiling hott bath to warm me up and i ended up crashing out and now here i set bored as hell and everyone is sleeping lol

Golden Earring:radar Love
I’ve been drivin’ all night, my hand’s wet on the wheel There’s a voice in my head, that drives my heel It’s my baby callin’, says: I need you here And it’s half past four, and I’m shifting gear When she’s lonely and the longing gets too much She sends a cable comin’ in from above Don’t need no phone at all We’ve got a thing that’s called Radar Love We’ve got a wave in the air Radar Love The radio’s playing some forgotten song Brenda Lee’s "Coming on Strong"? The road’s got me hypnothised and I’m speeding into a new sunrise When I get lonely, and I’m sure I’ve had enough She sends her comfort, comin’ in from above Don’t need no letters at all We’ve got a thing that’s called a Radar Love We’ve got a line in the sky Solo No more speed, I’m almost there Gotta keep cool, now gotta take care Last car to pass, here I go And the line of cars drove down real slow And the radio played that forgotten song Brenda Lee’s "Coming on Strong"? and the newsman sang his same ol

What I Want In A Guy
I want a guy who surprise you with a romantic dinner on the table by candle light when you want through the doors then has rose petals all on the floor leading you to the bedroom where u will find it lit by candles and red satin sheets on the bed with rose petals on it so if you are that type of guy let me know

Styx -rockin The Paradise
Hey whatcha doin' tonight? Have you heard that the world's gone crazy? Young Americans listen when I say there's people puttin' us down I know they're sayin' that we've gone lazy To tell you the truth we've all seen better days Don't need no fast buck lame duck profits for fun Quick trick plans, take the money and run We need long term, slow burn, getting it done And some straight talking, hard working son of a gun. So, whatcha doin' tonight, I got faith in our generation Let's stick together and futurize our attitudes I ain't lookin' to fight, but I know with determination We can challenge the schemers who cheat all the rules Come on and take pride, be wise, spottin' the fools Big shots, crackpots bending the rules A fair shot here for me and for you Knowing that we can't lose And we'll be rockin' in Paradise Rockin' the Paradise tonight Rockin' in Paradise Rockin' the Paradise tonight Tonight, tonight... [guitar solo...�go sparky go�..

True Friend
What is a true friend? Well a true friend will stick beside you no matter what decision that you make. A true friend will pick up the phone everyday to see how you are doing and a true friend will not judge for the decisions that you make, no matter how boneheaded the decisions is...and we all know that all of us have made a bone headed decisions... A true friend will not lie to you no matter if it is going to hurt you or not they will always tell you the truth. You are prolly asking why I am writing this blog...well give me a min I am gonna answer that. I myself have found that I keep making bone head decisions and listenin to people that say they know how to be a true friend will in reality they prolly don't know the meaning of it at all. I can say one thing I have only come across 2 ppl in my life that I can say are true friends to me and they...as far as I know...have never lied to me the tell me the truth no matter what and well although it has hurt my feelings I have gotte

Bbw
For those of you who don't know what BBW stands for... It means Big Beautiful Woman...On some graphic sites you can find a section for pics of BBW. Some of them I understand, but some are nowhere near being BBW.Here are some BBW, where I can see the BIG and the BEAUTIFUL... Brought to you by Dragonfly Graphix Brought to you by Dragonfly Graphix Brought to you by Dragonfly GraphixSexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Aqua Teens Rule, Bostonians Suck!
This story makes me laugh every time I read it. Grow the fuck up Boston!! BOSTON -- More than 10 blinking electronic devices planted at bridges and other spots in Boston threw a scare into the city Wednesday in what turned out to be a publicity campaign for a late-night cable cartoon. Most if not all of the devices depict a character giving the finger. Highways, bridges and a section of the Charles River were shut down and bomb squads were sent in before authorities declared the devices were harmless. "It's a hoax -- and it's not funny," said Gov. Deval Patrick, who said he'll speak to the state's attorney general "about what recourse we may have." Turner Broadcasting, a division of Time Warner Inc. and parent of Cartoon Network, said the devices were part of a promotion for the TV show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force," a surreal series about a talking milkshake, a box of fries and a meatball. "The packages in question are magnetic lights that pose no danger," Turner said in

Dreaming
Dreaming Searching for a loving touch Silky passion I missed so much Dreaming of the souls that meet To walk upon a moon light beach Wishing for a kiss so fare Fresh and crisp like the winters air Heated like two candle lights With harts beating throw out the night Waking with the morning sun Making me feel like I’m twenty one I hope and dream that thing come true I don’t want to speed my life searching for you One hour missed is way to long I opened my eyes and poof you were gone. Scott baker

Plies- Ms. Pretty Pussy
Artist: Plies Album: Ms. Pretty Pussy 12" Song: Ms. Pretty Pussy Typed by: dchance@CLEMSON.EDU * * send corrections to the typist She got a pretty little pussy And she can get it hot and gushy Ms. pretty pussy (pretty pussy) She can get it hot and gushy (hot and gushy) Ms. pretty pussy (pretty pussy) I like the way you twerk it for me, Ohh ( X2 ) You got the pretty set of pussy lips I've never seen If I want to eat you, I can eat you cause your pussy clean I thought it was all hair, that pussy sat up in those jeans But now I got you naked I can see how that pussy hang I better snap out this shit, or I'ma do the wrong thang I wanna fuck you raw that pussy like is everything Now all I wanna know, that pussy get real wet You got a soaker I got to run my tongue cross your chest Or I can rub on your clit and just play with ya neck And let me slide my finger in that pussy just to check Ain't bout who spendin the most money, its bout who fuck the best I'm a hi

Sore
so i wish i had never let myself get out of shape, lol. i was jogging today for the first time in a few months you know i quit smokin a couple days ago now im bustin ass to get back in shape well anyways i over did it today to the point where my ankle tried to give out on me, lol but i got back up and kept going then i decided i gotta work on my ass so im running up and down the steps and my legs are so fucking sore right now they feel like their gonna fall off, lol what a predicament

Nickelback- Figured You Out
NICKELBACK LYRICS "Figured You Out" I like your pants around your feet And I like the dirt that's on your knees And I like the way you still say please While you're looking up at me You're like my favourite damn disease And I love the places that we go And I love the people that you know And I love the way you can't say no Too many long lines in a row I love the powder on your nose And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out (Now I did, you wonder why) And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out (Now I did, you wonder why) I like the freckles on your chest And I like the way you like me best And I like the way you're not impressed While you put me to the test I like the white stains on your dress And I love the way you pass the check And I love the good times that you wreck And I love your lack of self-respect While you passed out on the deck I love my hands around your neck And now I know w

Nickelback- How You Remind Me
NICKELBACK LYRICS "How You Remind Me" Never made it as a wise man I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing Tired of living like a blind man I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling And this is how you remind me This is how you remind me Of what I really am This is how you remind me Of what I really am It's not like you to say sorry I was waiting on a different story This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking and I've been wrong, i've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle these five words in my head scream "are we having fun yet?" yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no it's not like you didn't know that I said I love you and I swear I still do And it must have been so bad Cause living with me must have damn near killed you And this is how, you remind me Of what I really am This is how, you remind me Of what I really am It's not like you to say sorry I was waiting on a different story This time I'm mis

Aphrodisiac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boredom is an aphrodisiac. Don't ask me how, but it is. Not all of the time. Of course, not when you're in a room full of guys. But if you're alone, with the one you love and bored, you notice things about her that make her that much more appealing. One thing leads to another, and you get the urge to be playful. Then playfulness, leads to the desire for more. Aaand so on and so forth. I guess being bored doesn't have to be all bad. So, get good and bored, but only when the time is right. Me, I'm bored right now. Is it the right time? Hell, no... I'm listening to dumb people complain incessantly about their cable being cut off because they didn't pay the bill. Not a time to be bored. Atleast, not in that way. That would just be odd....

I Wish
just one day out of nowhere brice comes home and just says "hey lets pack are shit, get a u-haul truck, give up the leaste to the apartment... and just get the fuck out of here" i just wish sometimes i had the modivation to leave everything behind even brice and my dad and just take off with out no notice... but with my luck i would only get so far then i would get found by somebody iv notice that when i was a lil kid i would run away from home and go so far and be by myself for a lil while (even though they says it was hours on in)and some allways found me... i would allways go somewhere that no one would have exspected everyime i get into the mood when i am in my car i just wanna punch the gas and not stop intill my car dies then just leave it where it dies and just walk the rest of the way of where ever i might be going and see where it leads me to.... i am the type that roams out of the area i am used... one time in my life i seriously punched the gas and did not stop inti

Doing It On My Own
why must i always do this to myself, it really not good for my health. I try to show eveyone around, that im not fool but my hands are bound. By my own fear of fucking that up as well, shhh... quite im sure no one will tell. Living each day tring to make the best of whats to come, to much, to fast, forget this im done

Hurt
It's too intense, so much pain It slices deep, just above the vein Emotional tourment, fills every space Physical discomfort, takes it's place For just one second, all is right Pulled from the endless darkness, night

Where Will U Get Caught Having Sex?
babygirl was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion in a tent ... you've been caught by Satan! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com

Which Baby Are You?
Subject: Which Baby Are You? Which Baby Are You? Identify your personality by the baby/month you were born in. It's quite truthful. January Babies Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. February Babies Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside n

Thanks For You Time.....
A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door. It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the past and often no time to spend with his wife and son. He was working on his future, and nothing could stop him. Over the phone, his mother told him, "Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday." Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood day "Jack, did you hear me?" "Oh, sorry, Mom. Yes, I heard you. It's been so long since I thought of him. I'm sorry, but I honestly thought he died years ago," Jack said. "Well, he didn't forget you. Every time I saw him he'd ask how you were doing. He'd reminisce about the many days you spent over 'his side of the fence' as he pu

Hmmmmm
well i been sick for a couple of days now and i hate it. you know you would think that with all the medical advancements they have today that the common cold or stomach virus would be a thing of the past. yeah well i am here to say that it is a real joke in my eyes and whoeve may read this and agrees please pass the word . ty

No Offense, But You Have To Admit It's Funny.
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie,the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." BUSH FANS...NO OFFENSE...BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THIS IS FUNNY!

Not Round
Just wanted to let all of my friends know that I haven't been on much lately. Had a lot going on and haven't had much computer time. I pop in here and there to see what everyone has been doing but won't have time to be on much so hope you don't forget me or think I'm being stuck up or don't care. Hugs to you all.

My Heart
Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me" A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out. Your heart is open to where ever love takes you! Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking What turns you off: fighting and conflict Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Clarifying Photo Rating Limits
Since this has happened to me and I have noticed several people confused!! if you rate too many photos/images and blogs in a given day (24-hour period, I think, not midnight to midnight), you will be told you've reached your photo rating limit for your level. This does not mean that you can't rate more photos (or blogs) until you level up, though that will increase your daily limit. It means that you've reached your limit for the day/24-hour period, and until some point in the day when CT decides you can rate again, you're not doing any rating. (It's happened to me twice now, in fact... it took about 12 hours the first time for me to be able to rate again which makes sense. Could still comment.)

Girlfriend Application!!!!
GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION!!!! BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my forhead? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a girl? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: We got in a fight:

A Prayer For Da Bears
Our Papa Who art a Bear, Halas is thy name, Thy Championship come, Thy play be run, At home as it is away, Give us this day our Sunday win, amd forgive us our turnovers, though we pounce on those who turnover agaist us, And lead us not into fourth and long, But deluver us from Dungy Amen

Cold
Man we defiently got a cold spell here,wind chill is very bad and naturally I live on the ridge where you can really feel it,calling for -25 to -35 with the wind....I think its time to move south LOL It will be a good weekend o stay inside which I plan on doing.. Stay warm everyone!!!!!!

Just Shoot Me And Put Me Out Of My Misery!!!
Ok so far this week I've had my phone shut off, my thumb broken at work, and now my car dies. Can life get any shittier? I have no idea what I'm gonna do, I don't have any money to buy food, let alone get my car fixed, and I have no idea how I'm gonna get back and forth 2 work. The worst thing is I wont even be able to go see my daughter. So please if any one has a gun cum shoot me and put me out of my misery.

Wish Me Luck!!
I am finally having surgery for a condition I have. They set the date for the 23rd of this month. They are going to try and remove my ovaries & tubes. They said though if they can't get them out through larposcopy then they will have to cut me open through my old C-section scar. If they do that then they are goin to take the Uterus also. Please keep me in your prayers. I am nervous because I was told there is already damage done to a kidney do to the growth that is going on inside & around my Uterus. For ladies who know what endometriosis is then you know it can attatch itself to any of your organs. I am hopin that there is not much damage done. I will be on here after that date to let everyone know how it went. I want to thank all my friends & family that have been supportive.

Fellas, Do You Agree With Me?
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not using this time as a woman-bashing blog. But recently I have seen a lot of women (gorgeous women may I add) send bulletins or blogs that say this one thing....."Nobody shows me luv anymore", or "Nobody thinks I'm attractive", or the classic one "Nobody wants me". And a lot of times, this is after a guy has spent the last 30 minutes showering her with compliments, ratings, and gifts. And now I realize what it's all about. Most of the women who say these things are REALLY saying, the one guy they want to drool and fawn over them isn't doing so right now. And that one guys is equal to the amount of the other 500 guys who are drooling and fawning over them at that moment. I just find it funny to read some of the bulletins and blogs from a lot of women that say they don't get a lot of ratings on their pics or don't get a lot of comments anymore, then you glance at their page, and they have 1000 ratings and comments on almost every one of their pics, an

Follow That Blonde!
Saturday 2/2/2006 It appears nothing is able to prevent me from either causing mass mayhem or simply performing strange acts. Not even my wounded hand. Rarely do I travel in a car. I passed my direct access years ago (my third and final bike liscence that allows me to ride bikes of ANY C.C.) purchased my bike (a 1340 C.C. Dyna Wide glide Harley Davidson) and hav never looked back since. The ONLY time I ever drive a car of my own free will to to transport my son due to his young age. This saturday we were traveling with a number of bikes to a small rally and despite our best efforts the bikes began to fall behind, get seperated in traffic and lose sight of us. So naturally I took it upon myself to offer a solution to the situation. At 6 feet 1 inch (185 cm's or 1.85 meters) in height (in bare feet) I'm easy to identify and spot so after asking the driver to open the sunroof I then stood on the back seats and standing with my waist upwards out above the sun roof began to use my hands

Big Day Tomorrow!!! Colts Win Big.....
I've been listening to everyone talking about the big game tomorrow, and it's funny how so many people think the Colts don't have a chance. Granted, the Bears are the best team in the NFC and deserve to be at the Super Bowl. Maybe I feel like Dennis Green when he lost his mind after the Bears came back to beat the Cardinals. "If you're gonna crown their ass before the game is over, then do it!!!". But for now, the game hasn't been yet. And I tried my best to keep it neutral and keep up good sportsmanship, but among the rabid Bears fans I've ran across (especially when I had to go to Chicago and it's suburb towns yesterday LOL), the sore-loser bunch of Patriot fans I've met, and the whole gambit of naysayers, I'm gettin' tired of being a quiet Colts fan. Guess it's time to show my colors. BLUE AND WHITE!!! I've watched my Colts ever since they came to Indianapolis in 1985. I remember the 1997 AFC Championship game when we were a miracle Hail Mary play away from the big dance. I wa

Key Found To The Smell Of The Sea
A trip to the beach means sand between your toes, salt water in your mouth and that aromatic sea air in your nose. But what gives the ocean air that delightful and distinctive smell? Scientists have not known the full story until now. The smell comes from a gas produced by genes recently identified by researchers in ocean-dwelling bacteria. Understanding how the odorous gas is produced could be important because it is implicated in cloud formation over the ocean and helps some animals find food. Knowledge gap Scientists had long known that bacteria could be found consuming decay products and producing a gas called dimethyl sulfide, or DMS, in places where plankton and marine plants such as seaweed were dying. This pungent gas is what gives ocean air "sort of a fishy, tangy smell," said study author Andrew Johnston of the University of East Anglia. But while "it was known that quite a lot of bacteria could [produce DMS], no one had thought to ask how," Johnston told LiveS

Know The Latest Recommendations To Protect Your Heart
hen I came across these recommendations in the journal Circulation, I decided to provide them to my readers almost verbatim because they represent such a concise, yet sweeping, description of heart-healthy lifestyle measures, as well as the proper choices of foods and their preparation. My own recommendations on how to implement them are in italics. See how many of these lifestyle and nutritional recommendations you already follow and how you can creatively incorporate others into your daily life. Lifestyle recommendations: * Know the calorie content of the foods and beverages you consume. Calories per serving are always listed on food labels. Always note the size of 1 serving. * Track your weight, physical activity, and calorie intake. Remember: to maintain weight, calories taken in must equal calories burned. * Prepare and eat smaller portions. Use smaller plates and avoid eating directly out of carryout containers. Chew your food. To fill up before a meal, dr

Imbolc Prayer
Prayer for Imbolc On this Imbolc day, as I kindle the flame upon my hearth, I pray that the flame of Brigid may burn in my soul, and the souls of all I meet today. I pray that no envy and malice, no hatred or fear, may smother the flame. I pray that indifference and apathy, contempt and pride, may not pour like cold water on the flame. Instead, may the spark of Brigid light the love in my soul, that it may burn brightly through this season. And may I warm those that are lonely, whose hearts are cold and lifeless, so that all may know the comfort of Brigid's love. - Morgana West

Soooo
Love me Love me!! Dear, I fear we're facing a problem you love me no longer, I know and maybe there is nothing that I can do to make you do Mama tells me I shouldn't bother that I ought to stick to another man a man that surely deserves me but I think you do! So I cry, and I pray and I beg Love me love me say that you love me fool me fool me go on and fool me love me love me pretend that you love me leave me leave me just say that you need me So I cried, and I begged for you to Love me love me say that you love me leave me leave me just say that you need me I can't care about anything but you Lately I have desperately pondered, spent my nights awake and I wonder what I could have done in another way to make you stay Reason will not reach a solution I will end up lost in confusion I don't care if you really care as long as you don't go So I cry, I pray and I beg Love me love me say that you love me fool me fool me go on and fool me love

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Bubba
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gomer. The three men had always done Everything together. Darryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Darryl said "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, "Nope. Ain't Bubba." The mortician thought this was rather strange so he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician. Yup, I never seen 'em, but everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two ass

Vday Sucks...
Valentine's Day...and why it SUCKS!!!! who is this "st. valentine" guy anyway? catholics claim he was third century roman priest who conducted marriages in secret even though marriage was prohibited by emperor claudious ii. others say he was beheaded for being a christian. roman historians believe that the febuary holiday is to celebrate their god lupercalia after he drove the wolves away. the french believe that valentine was a monk who brought two massacred children back to life. so let me see if i understand this. sometime around 1500 years ago there may have been a priest or monk or roman god that married soldiers, joined a cult, scared away dogs, or resurrected kids. what exactly does that have to do with naked angels firing arrows and stuffed animals holding flowers? and how did hallmark use this to decree that we spend at least one day a year feeling miserable and inadequate? those sitting at home lonely and depressed on febuary 14th are the lucky ones. in a world tha

Stuck Where I Stood
What is this? What the fuck? What the hell? I was ready to just give up for good. Do you realize this flip-flop punk-rock thing Has me standing here, stuck where I stood? Baby, what the hell am I talking about?! Do you see what youre doin to me? My words make no sense all a jumble.. My smile finally set my laughter free. So back to my point of being stuck where I stood Although now youre the one pushing me through I know that Im strong, and kind, and good But whats amazing is that you see it too The key to this quandry is not that you see All thats been looked over in my past But that you shout from your rooftop that I am the one Who the fuck cares that it happened so fast So stuck where I stood isnt stuck at all Its just finally resting after this long ass fight And your shoulder is where Im laying my head But somehow, that just seems right.

I Think This Is Hilarious
Ok either the women in Europe are bottomless pits..or i'm entirely too small for my own good..cus good lord!! OK, so the Doctor told you five inches is quite normal. He was lying. Maybe your best mate said six inches was more than any girl can handle? He was lying, too. Well he would, wouldn't he? His laughable little trouser snake is probably even smaller than yours. Or, perhaps you're slipping the pork to one of those liberated, politically-correct girls who insists that the right size depends on preference and compatibility? You know, the ones who claim that being attentive to their sexual and emotional needs is far more important than being hung like a horse with elephantitus of the todger? And you believed her? You boys are so gullible. Prepare yourself for a BIG shock. The bitch is lying to you as well! I am am going to put you straight. Utterpants has conducted an exhausting (and I do mean 'exhausting' and not 'exhaustive') hands-on survey to settle this question once and

U.s. Loses Fourth Copter In Iraq In Two Weeks
U.S. loses fourth copter in Iraq in two weeks - - A U.S. Apache helicopter went down in Iraq on Friday, Pentagon officials said, the fourth helicopter to crash in two weeks. TVNL Comment: Some people are going to make a fortune selling the US replacement military hardware! Mission accomplished for them! They are just loving what is going on now! http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/02/02/iraq.main/index.html

Words Or Actions
Why is it I want to believe in people so much? Why do I believe words and ignore actions? There are times I know people cannot act on what they want and we must simply believe their words. When do you draw the line? How much should you believe? When do you simply say F YOU and walk away? Why can't I be strong enough to do that? I believe when I've been given no reason to... trust when there is no reason.

What Is My Mind Rated?
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

One For The Ladies
One for the ladies Body: One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ." And they say blondes are dumb... ----------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ----------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an int

Texas Midget (i'm Not Making Fun But I Just Thought It Was Funny)
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The doctor told him to drop his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Hmmmm" mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Hmmmmm, I see the problem" said the doctor again, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to hop down off the table and pull his pants up and walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer ach

I Know What You Want......[ A Short Story ]
Meeting for the first time, after a long relationship in cyberspace Meeting Harry for the first time, after a long relationship in cyberspace, was a real shocker! Oh he was ruggedly good-looking, shoulder length light brown /gray hair ,hazel eyes nice ones;-)slightly paunchy, but didn't detract from the mostly hard 5'11 rest of him. What turned me off, was the first words out of his mouth when he came into the house and the door closed. He quickly grabbed me to him and said "I knew I'd feel like this, we've waited so long, lets not waste time, I know you want me as much as I want you." I pushed him back "Wait just a minute, that's a helluva way to start out with me Harry. When did I give the impression that I would go for this kind of behavior." He backed off saying " Sorry, I thought you had that look about you,, and your sexy voice always gets to me, you know that." "Apology accepted , but I'm curious did you really expect I'd go right into the bedroom

How Old Am I ???
Subject: How Old Am I ? A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsagent to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50." Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!" While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "I

Synchronicty And All That
Been working with Jenny fixing up the site, Jenny is originally from Taiwan and has been living in New York for years, anyway Jenny told me she was looking for contacts in Ghana, she has a lot of corporate contacts and a very good technology background. Anyway I met a lady called Joy Tang who has been setting up Global Villages etc, so introduced them. They had a great chat today and what I wasnt aware of was that Joy and Jenny are from the same place, there is lot they have in common project wise, so Jenny told me she was extremely happy. i do get to be useful every now and again which does suprise me as sometimes I feel about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

What The Hell????
What's up with the guys that rate my profile a 10, then turn right around and ask me what do I do for a living? Do I not talk about that ALOT in my profile? And what's up with the guys they say hi in my shoutbox, I say hi back, then they immediatly ask me what color panties am I wearing... who the hell are you? I don't know you, you Damn Sure don't know me, grow the fuck up. There are some REAL men out there on Cherrytap like JustBill,PoPoCherry,LetsRoll,Cowboy,Mikey,Reaper,OSO,JohnnyP,Sarge,OOJ,EDubb,NcSoxFan,Greg,cj45850Biker15K,LcMan,CDiddy.........to name a few. I could give a rats ass about points on here, I'll be thinning out my so called "friends" list pretty damn soon. So If you don't see my name to the left anymore, awwwww, to bad! To those I forgot to name above and you know you should be there, I'm sorry. To those I did remember, Thankyou. to the others, kiss my fukin'ass. Okay, Now I can go back to talking like the REAL woman I am. Have a great one.

Joke
A women goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole, the gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the toot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman

Desperate And Waiting For You!!!
ALL I NEED IS 2500 COMMENTS TOTAL AND I HAVE 1270... PLEASE I BEG YOU TO HELP ME WIN A PLATINUM CHERRY!!! I WILL DO ANYTHING!!!! ANYTHING I SAY FOR A HELPING HAND... JUST NAME IT... IF YOU COULD ONLY SEE ME I AM DOWN ON MY KNEES GRAVALING OUT OF CONTROL FOR YOUR COMMENTS.... AS ALWAYS THE LOVE WILL BE RETURNED... MUCH LOVE AND THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH JUST FOR READING THIS EVEN.... CLICK ON PIC AND BOMBS AWAY!!!!

Eamon-fuck It (i Don't Want You Back)
Whoa oh oh No, no, no See I don't, know why I liked you soo much I gave you all of my trust I told you, I loved you Now that's all down the drain You put me through pain I wanna let you know how I feel Fuck what I said, it dont mean shit now Fuck the presents, might as well throw 'em out Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack Fuck you you hoe, I dont want you back(2x) You thought, you could keep this shit from me, yea You burnt bitch, I heard the story You played me, you even gave him head. Now you're asking for me back You just another act Look elsewhere, cause you're done with me Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now Fuck the presents, might as well throw em out Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack Fuck you you hoe, I dont want you back (2x) Oh oh Uh huh yeah Oh oh Uh huh yeah Oh oh Uh huh yeah Ya questioned, did I care You could ask anyone, I even said Ya were my great one Now its over, but I do admit I'm sad. It

The Morning Cup
A day, beginning white and subtle with a concavity at the center of its round openness, like a fine porcelain cup. I stand here, holding it between serenity of wait and impatience of warm palms, both wrapped intimately around the coolness of its frame, curiosity softly fingering the brim. There is a scented absorption billowing in the air - touches of sweetness, within the spicy notes of a blend yet unsolved – and this sense of fluidity being poured, like pure attainableness brought to a perfect boil, onto the clustered - then, expanding brew. Soon… soon I will imbibe the shades, afloat and then infused as this balmy pliability swirled, catches diverse glows. So, briefly inhaling the inescapable perception that, tipped, it will seem nearly empty from an angle – yet, from another, auspiciously full, I raise the cup to my lips… … And the first sip of morning tastes boundless… feels good.

True Friends
TRUE FRIENDS Friendship is a priceless gift That can never be bought or sold But its value is far greater Than a mountain of pure gold For gold is cold and lifeless It can neither see nor hear And in a time of trial or trouble It is powerless to cheer Gold has no ears to listen Nor a heart to care or understand It cannot bring you comfort Or reach out a helping hand So when you ask God for a precious gift Be thankful when He sends Not diamonds, pearls or riches But the love of real true friends

Butthole Of The World
Butthole of the world The sheriff of the small town pulled over a Porsche that was doing 75 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone. The wealthy man behind the wheel was steaming. When he was finally brought before the local magistrate, he exploded, "I can't believe you stopped me. This town must be the butthole of the world!" The magistrate looked at him and replied, "And you must be what's passing through."

How Do You Live Your Life?
How You Life Your Life You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is. You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think. Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot! Some of your past dreams have disappointed you, but you don't let it get you down. How Do You Live Your Life?

Chevelle-send The Pain Below
I liked, Having hurt, So send the pain below, Where I need it. You used to beg me, To take, Care of things, And smile at the thoughts, Of me failing. But long before, Having hurt, Ill send the pain below, Ill send the pain below. Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating (Ill send the pain below), Much like suffocating (Ill send the pain below). You used run me away, All while laughing, Then cry about that fact, Til my returns. But long before, Having hurt, Ill send the pain below, Ill send the pain below. Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating (Ill send the pain below), Much like suffocating (Ill send the pain below), Much like suffocating! I cany feel my chest (chest, chest), Anymore, Drop down, Cause I am, (? ) I cant feel my chest (chest, chest) (rahh!!!.) Drop down! (rahhhhhh!!!.) I liked, Having hurt, So send the pain below, So send the pain below (much like suffocating)

The Windy
A FANTASY... She walks through the forest timber Her breath quickening, shallowing with anticipation Spurred by her restless mind She comes here often to lose her troubles in the shadows of the trees Ancient giants that grow in a complex tangle of exuberant beauty The gentle sound of the waterfall cleanses her spirit And lush greenness washes away the weariness from her heart Golden light breaks through the green canopy and danced about her cheek Warming her face She hopes to catch wisps of a faraway wind song Her needs are an unceasing storm A burning, insatiable tempest that devours the echoes and disjointed vignettes Of lyrics that hide in the forest winds All around her hangs a profound silence where the whispers of the wind are like a shout And she can hear her Passion's grief as it weeps gently to her heart The whispers of the wind calms her Calls to her Becomes a sweet, enticing song filling her tearful eyes and Disturbing the chaotic whi

My All
My All by BlueWolf I'd give you everything I have My heart, my soul, my mind To always have you in my life And walk with you through time My love for you goes on and on I see no end in sight You're more than just a name to me Through your eyes my path has light The way I feel when we are talking Is hard for me to explain But this I know in my heart I wanna feel your pain I wanna know you're every move And feel your heartbeat To always have you close to me Would make my life complete You do to me like no one has Your beauty I see it shine The way you walk, the way you talk I want to make you mine Please read these words that I have wrote And think about what I've said And keep them safe in your heart Your mind, and your soul.......

~ Thank You Troops ~
A question sir I pray to ask Whatever enticed you to this task? Here you are so far from home Unfamiliar lands you're forced to roam The sod beneath your feet is wet with the blood of comrades sweet perils and hardships grip you on every side from tears and guns you can not hide Daily when facing the foe you never know will this breath be my last? Please sir, why such a difficult task? “Good things my lad are hard to attain and freedom son comes with a stain This life I entered young and brave now I'm old and headed for the grave. But regret never will I tis' reward enough to see our flag fly A plea I have for all remember those who heeded the call See the flag up yonder? That's why I was willing to wander.“ the tears are flowing down my cheeks I try but I can not speak A message now I'll write or I shan't sleep tonight. A debt of thanks to you I owe and I long to tell you so. May heaven bless you each and every day Guide and protect you all t

Ready?
Some people really had it right when they said u must portray yourself to demand respect, if you ever want any. Some of you today may be seen by an enemy, walking down the street, holding your gilfriends hand, doing whatever, and your fiend is collecting info on you, who your close to, where you go, your weaknesses. Will you be the one to look over your shoulder and see the forest for the trees, will you look and see nothing or will you see and act accordingly. I guess we'll find out... when im red and your blue.

Checking In Today... (from My Friend Sheryl)
A minister passing through his church in the middle of the day, Decided to pause by the altar, and see who had come to pray. Just then the back door opened, a man came down the aisle, The minister frowned as he saw the man hadn't shaved in a while. His shirt was kind of shabby and his coat was worn and frayed, the man knelt, he bowed his head, Then rose and walked away. He decided to stop the man and ask him, "What are you doing here?" The old man said, he worked down the road. Lunch was half an hour. Lunchtime was his prayer time, For finding strength and power. "I stay only moments, see, because the factory is so far away; as I kneel here talking to the Lord, This is kind of what I say: "I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, LORD, HOW HAPPY I'VE BEEN, SINCE WE FOUND EACH OTHER'S FRIENDSHIP AND YOU TOOK AWAY MY SIN. DON'T KNOW MUCH OF HOW TO PRAY, BUT I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY. SO, JESUS, THIS IS JIM CHECKING IN TODAY." The minister, feeling foo

Well Hell!
There's a blog rating limit too? Well crap!! What am I going to run into next? Okay, okay, I'm done ranting! I'll catch up (or try to) withratings for everyone as soon as I can! *$&%$@#*&^$%% Limits!!!

~ Try To Remember Me ~
In the revolutionary war you called me minutemen I fought so that this country could have its birth I fought against many nations so that freedom would remain In the trenches of world war one I laid in mud and water Heard the horrors of war, seen men too young fall In the Second World War I fought on many fronts I battled the enemies of freedom on land, sea and air I felt the heat of pacific the cold of Europe Left many friends under rows of crosses When all seemed dark and lost I did not fail you I have always gone to defend you when freedom called As a National Guard member I filled sandbags Fought Mother Nature to defend your homes In the jungles of Vietnam I fought alone As you protested against me back home In the very streets I fought to keep free You spit on me as I returned home Called me a baby killer, though it was with honor I fought Now after the horrors of September 11 I wipe the tears away Went to

Feminine Side Or Masculine Side?
You Are 58% Feminine, 42% Masculine You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides. You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you. You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders. Are You Masculine or Feminine?

This Is Why People Are Less Nterested In God
Why do we sleep in church? Well I cant answer for everyone but have you read or heard these stories (yes I said stories) If they would just throw in a Unicorn or something then hey I might stay up long enough to hear that. Why is it hard to talk about god? It’s not hard to talk about god. Who wants to though every time his name is mentioned something gets blown up! Why do we get bored when looking at Christian mags, and not Playboy? First off, If those Christian Mags. Can get a full page layout of some hot chic (giving or taking confession wink,wink) then I will buy. And another thing have you seen those Christians hair dues (if not tune into TBN on channel 68 Time Warner Cable) take a gander its freaking horrible looking. Why are churches getting smaller and clubs and bars getting bigger? The only answer I can give you on this one is. Catholics on a whole are getting sick of being accused of being child molesters so they just decided to remove the church part from there drink

Isabelle's Forbidden Affair
Although I am half-asleep I can hear footsteps from the courtyard His heels click, click, click on the cobblestones My lover comes closer to my bedchamber My eyes are closed but I know it is he His step and walk are familiar to me That familiarity warms my soul The anticipation of his arrival fires my spirit My lover is an apparition of a warrior A bond forged in blood binds him in this earthly realm The Church would certainly cry out He is the darkness filled with misanthropy An incubus, an agent of death! But I beg, how can this be true? For a gentle Sir is he Please Bare no ill towards me Do not judge my folly too harshly For my desire's rage is a torrent storm And it know not of evil Nor of heresy I am a lady in waiting Promised to a suitor I have never met For I Isabelle, born of royal blood and privilege, cannot marry for love, but only for obligation Truly this is an irony For the simple milkmaid may choose her lover and husband She may fall in

~ Here's To You ~
To all of our soldiers At home and abroad, We want you to know That we stand and applaud. Your courage and strength Your patriotic unity, Your undying efforts To help keep us free. For risking your lives So our Nation can grow, We thank you so much For the pride that you show. Your are mothers and fathers Daughters and sons, Brothers and sisters You all are great ones. Our hearts will be filled With great love and pride, We want you to know That we stand by your side. We continue to pray For your safe return home, And we hope that you know You are not alone. Although you are far You remain in our hearts, As the toils of your day Keep us apart. We know that your hearts Will always ring true, And ours the same For all of you. And one thing remains The same for us all, Our Flag will be flying It never will fall. Our hearts and our voices Will always ring true, To help you support The Red, White and Blue. Our Country is strong Eve

Things I Have Learned, Interesting Anecdotes
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember ....... 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was worried tha

Tantra - An Introduction
"Tantra or the cult of ecstasy is a spiritual path based on the mystical experience of the game rather than on rigid dogmas. In Tantra, the act of love becomes sacred, a cult and an act of worship and devotion. It is a gift of life. Tantric art, tantric writings and rituals glorify the erotic act. Tantra proclaims life in its entirety and teaches the practitioner to discover the spark of divinity inside of us. The Tantric practitioner uses his or her senses, mind and soul in order to reach the peaks of mystical ecstasy." (Kamala Devi) During the past years there has been a lot written and discussed on Tantra. However, only few know it is an oriental spiritual system whose main purpose is to unify the opposites at all levels. In Tantra, man and woman are seen as expressions or mirrors of the macro cosmic energies represented by Shiva, or the masculine principle, and Shakti, the feminine principle, under any form these may appear. Balanced union between the two opposites pole

Electralife
Awe struck, I stare...yet I dare not vesper a word, hither a thought of my feelings for this beautiful goddess. At the last interal of the day, we meet, she stares back, my eyes lock with hers, but shouldn't my true intesion shine through them? For who I am to decieve this beauty, when I am deceived by my very own emotion. Ironically my feelings are perfectly concealed within. She smiles at me, a most beautiful smile, and opens her arms. Hypnotized, I embrace, and hold her ever so preciously against my chest. My intensions are to never let her go, but still I overcome them, and yet still the unveiling of this emotion suppressed by fear. Will this hinder me from ever being with her? Obviously yes, but on this day I dare not hide my true feelings from her, for time is swiftly drifting away and the sands of time dare not rewind. A moment in her absents is one of pure sadness, because she isn't there to give my time and attention to. I faulter when I realize I'm not hers to bear,and yet, d

Rockstar Supernova
Holy crap..We drove 5 hours one way to get our asses rocked off. Anyone who watched the show knows what I mean. One of the loudest shows in a long time. Felt great feeling the bass and throwing the horns in the air. Juke Kartel opened and tore it up, then Dilana came out for an accustic set, then Panic Channel tore up the stage..could Dave Navaro be any hotter...then the curtain came down and Supernova blew us out. And I must say that this 40 year old kept right up with the college kids..so its not how old you are but how hard you rock

Everyone Plz Read And Beware
THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL YOU CHERRY TAPPERS OUT THERE THAT HAS THIS GUY (josh 'xlllx_stealth_xlllx' s)ON THEIR FRIEND LIST OR HAS REQUESTED TO BE IN YOUR FRIEND LIST PLZ ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN IN CONTACT WITH HIM DELETE HIM BLOCK HIM AND DO NOT ACCEPT HIM HE IS A HACKER HE HAS HACKED INTO MY YAHOO ACCOUNT AND AT LEAST 2 OF MY FRIENDS SO FAR THAT I KNOW OF THIS IS HIS LINK xlllx_stealth_xlllx@ CherryTAP THIS IS HIS EMAIL ADDY smOkin_aces@hotmail.com NOW IVE DONE MY CHERRY TAP DUTY BY INFORMING YOU ALL ABOUT WHATS GOING ON ANYONE WHO DONT LISTEN AND TAKE THERE CHANCE DONT BLAME ME MySpace Comments

Braindead...
Extensive searching through the caverns of my mind I come to the realization that I am no one, I am nothing. Crippling thoughts of negativity corrupt my inner most pleasant hopes. Possabilities of probability negate itself as mental knives stab through what I wish I wasn't...Yet I am. I am braindead.

B.s.!!!!!!
Anyone else ever saw this bullshit? Tried to leave a comment for someone and this popped up! What the HELL!!!!!!!!! Error: you've triggered our anti-spam trap. please stop posting the same crap over and over. ps: if you ride the short-bus and don't understand what this means, please go back to myspace. thanks!

Information On Asatru (part I)
History: Asatru is frequently regarded as one of the Neopagan family of religions. That family includes Wicca, Celtic Druidism and re-creations of Egyptian, Greek, Roman, and other ancient Pagan religions. However, many Asatruers prefer the term "Heathen" to "Neopagan" and look upon their tradition as "not just a branch on the Neopagan tree" but as a separate tree. Unlike Wicca, which has gradually evolved into many different traditions, the reconstruction of Asatru has been based on the surviving historical record. Its followers have maintained it as closely as possible to the original religion of the Norse people. Some sources state that Asatru or Ásatrú is of Norse origin, derived from the Danish word Asetro. It was "first seen in 1885 in an article in the periodical "Fjallkonan". The next recorded instance was in "Heiðinn siður á Íslandi" by Ólafur Briem (Reykjavík, 1945)." The title means "Heathen traditions in Iceland." Throughout Scandinavia the religion is called For

Information On Asatru (part Ii)
Asatru Rituals and Practices: Their local religious communities are called Kindreds, Hearths, or Garths. Male priests are called Gothi; priestesses are Gythia The Blot: (pronounced "bloats") This is their most common religious ritual; it is a sacrifice to the Gods. In olden days, as with almost all ancient religions, an animal was consecrated to the deities and then slaughtered. This was not seen as a bribe or as a method of capturing the power of the dying animal. It is simply the way in which the ancient Norse shared their bounty with a gift to the Gods. Currently, the animal sacrifice has been replaced by the offer of beer, juice or mead. Afterwards, those present are either sprinkled with the liquid, or drink it in sequence. The Sumbel: This is a ritual drinking celebration, in which a horn filled with a drink is passed around the group. Each person delivers a greeting; a toast to the Gods, ancient heroes, or one's ancestors; or a story, song or poem. He or she then dri

Very Important Warning!!
THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL YOU CHERRY TAPPERS OUT THERE THAT HAS THIS GUY (josh 'xlllx_stealth_xlllx' s)ON THEIR FRIEND LIST OR HAS REQUESTED TO BE IN YOUR FRIEND LIST > > > PLZ ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN IN CONTACT WITH HIM DELETE HIM BLOCK HIM AND DO NOT ACCEPT HIM > HE IS A HACKER > HE HAS HACKED INTO MY YAHOO ACCOUNT AND AT LEAST 2 OF MY FRIENDS SO FAR THAT I KNOW OF > > THIS IS HIS LINK > xlllx_stealth_xlllx > > @ CherryTAP > > THIS IS HIS EMAIL ADDY smOkin_aces@hotmail.com > > NOW IVE DONE MY CHERRY TAP DUTY BY INFORMING YOU ALL ABOUT WHATS GOING ON ANYONE WHO DONT LISTEN AND TAKE THERE CHANCE DONT BLAME ME

Diet Story (as Received By Email)
I have a Golden retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? (DUH!) On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a c

Rune Magick
Through out esoteric study, we find symbols in every thing. Runes and cards, Even tea and sand have been used to define the divine. The power of the symbol, is the focus most of us need to bring out our innate inner magick. I have used Runes to bring about positive change. It is the faith that brings about the magick, faith and an empathy with things around you, and the desire to make changes in your life. Runes do have one power that few others have. It is well understood and well documented. In other words, you don’t have to go far to find information about them, which is a great advantage for those of us who do not wish to create our own script. In this community, there is a look at the runes and there basic meaning. It does not take a great knowledge to start experimenting with rune magick and this very basic spell is a good start, it was the first I ever did some about 25 years ago. What you need. You will need a candle of Corresponding color, an oil burner with oil t

An Urgent Message!!
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

Me
well seeming this is the first the hours after a migrene feeling a bit lonely actually aww well hope that will pass i would like to think that people can be happy happy or well at least cheered up aww well it's like 23.14 now and well people aren't around that often on this time so i am playing eve-online atm

Legend Of Woden/odin Retrieving The Runes
The Snake came crawling and struck at none but Woden took nine glory-twigs (pieces of wood on which were carved runic inscriptions) and struck the adder so that it flew into nine parts. This quote shows how Woden/Odin was a master magician and drew his power from the runes. To this day many Saxon Pagans work much of their Magic with runes, inscribing them on candles in candle magick, incorporating them into talismans or symbols of protection that they wear, carry or keep in their homes (can also be for other purposes, etc. They can even be put somewhere invisibly by tracing them with a scented oil. For example, a rune or runic monogram (several runic letters overlaying one another) can be inscribed on your place of business in Money in Abundance oil or some other money -- oriented oils of your own preference. For healing a rune or runic monogram of healing can be written on the body of the patient with an oil of Healing, after the regular transfer of Pranic energy or "laying -- on -

Helping Men Understand Women!!!
Helping Men Understand Women One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years later, t

Roses Are Red
Roses are red Violets are korny, When I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, If you kiss me, Don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!! Pass this on to at least 8 people and 1 back to me... If you get it back at least 5 times, you know your a SEXY beast!

Cataclysmic Words
you said youd make us last now im weaving a future from a very tangled past things are becoming rearranged im caught up in the fast lane of change our relationship was a mystery im scarred by its terrifying history being truthful about this is very essential waiting beneath your surface hidden potential i held a basket of sweet dreams you filled it with hurtful accusing schemes you are no longer my aching wings my fate has not cheated me of everything i gave into your admirable seduction a sip from the cup of pure destruction as I undo these binding laces a release from harsh lines and your two faces

No More
why you do this ill never know you tear my heart and break my soul you bring me down to your bottomless pit with every word feeling like a bad hit my feelings for you just keep growing strong bt feeling this way has gone on too long do this again and I swear its true ill drop you like a bad habit and find someone new

I Know
i see your soul its kinda grey i see your heart you look away you see my wrist i know your pain you see my face it looks the same ive seen your tears from when you cry i see your heart you cant deny you see my love i see yours too you see through me this isnt true i see your end its coming soon i see your fear your life is doomed

Why Men Are Happier
- What do you expect from such simple creatures? - Your last name stays put. - The garage is all yours. - Wedding plans take care of themselves. - Chocolate is just another snack. - You can be President. - You can never be pregnant. - You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. - You can wear NO Tee shirt to a water park. - Car mechanics tell you the truth.. - The world is your urinal. - You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. - You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. - Same work, more pay. - Wrinkles add character. - Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. - People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. - The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. - New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. - Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. - You know stuff about tanks. - A five-day vacation require

Joke: Making Love In A Car
A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love. The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her. She wants more and they do it again. She still wants more and the guy says "Excuse me a minute I have to relieve myself." While out of the car he notices a guy a half block away changing a flat. He asks the guy "Look, I've got this gal in my car and I've given it to her four or five times and she still wants more. I'll change your flat if you'll take over for me." The guy does and is just getting in the high numbers when a cop knocks on the window and shines a light on them. The cop asks "What're you doing in there?" The guy say "I'm making love to my wife." The cop asks "Why don't you do that at home?" The guy answers "To tell you the truth, I didn't know it was my wife until you shined the light on her."

Firemen
A Firefighter's Life Body: It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours Hes been for 48 straight _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He's chilled to the bone, hasnt eaten all day, has the flu, and then runs into a burning building __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He pumps on a five years olds chest on the way to the hospital. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He makes sure the pass device on his pack is working. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He watches his buddy fall through four floors. __________________________ You wa

"words"
A poem I wrote... "WORDS" Words can be kind, loving, sweet, gentle... they can also hurt, abuse, and defamate. Sometimes when we use them... they come out wrong to the ones we care about most in life. We focus on them way too much, thinking with our minds and not our hearts. The can be blurred out wi no thought, or thought about and spoken so gently. Either way... how or what we say with using them is what matters most. We are taught at a young age to say words like "no", "please", "more", "now"... When we look at those words today... they seem so harsh when used together. What words can do to someone, on can only tell. It is up to us how we use them to share our story. We can't avoid using words in daily life, Whether we use them spoken, on paper, or with sign language. Our daily words make or break us, The are dictators in our world. So, the next time you speak, Or be spoken to... don't be analytical or critical ... use some understanding

High Tech At It's Best!
Three Women in a Sauna THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. ....NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID......... "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!"

Guts~or~balls?
GUTS or BALLS? We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below .. GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the Ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

The Trip To The Doctor
Millie accompanied her husband Maurice to the doctor's office. After he had given Maurice a full checkup, the doctor called Millie into his office, alone. He said, "Maurice is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, wake him up gently with a long and passionate kiss, then fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times and make sure he is always in a good mood. Cook him only his favourite meals, lunch and dinner and allow him to fully relax after each. Don't burden him with any chores and don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. Don’t argue with him, even if he criticises you or makes fun of you. Let him be as arrogant as he wants to be. Try to relax him in the evening by wearing see-through lingerie. Give him plenty of ‘full relief’ body massages. Encourage him to watch all the sport he can on the TV, even if it means missing your favourite

~~mood Jewelry~~
mood jewelry Body: Menopause Jewelry My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

.....when Last We Parted
When last we parted, thou wert young and fair, ...How beautiful let fond remembrance say! ...Alas! since then old time has stolen away Full thirty years, leaving my temples bare.-- So has it perished like a thing of air, ...The dream of love and youth!--now both are grey ...Yet still remembering that delightful day, Though time with his cold touch has blanched my hair, ...Though I suffered many years of pain Since then, though I did never think to live ...To hear that voice or see those eyes again, I can a sad but cordial greeting give, And for thy welfare breathe as warm a prayer-- As when I loved thee young and fair.

Saying Goodbye
So soft the brief touch of your lips on my cheek. Was I almost intruding? "Look after yourself " should have been "I love you!" Then the Jumbo flew over my head and I shouted my love above the roar and thundering thrust . . . as if you'd hear. Through the clouds in my eyes I watched you fly away and wished I'd been born with wings

~every Woman~
Every Woman A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel

~love You Mama~
http://media.netfriendships.com/media_root_url/vacation/88051_TN.JPG MY MOTHER WAS DIAGNOSED WITH BREAST CANCER THIS YEAR (2006)SHE IS A FIGHTER AND SHE WILL BE A SURVIVER! I LOVE YOU MAMA! http://www.pinmart.com/pictures/1/S659-1.jpg http://www.pinmart.com/pictures/1/s332.jpg

"purpose"
This poem I found and it has helped me through some depression issues recently. "Purpose" I live for those who love me, for those who know me true; For heaven that smiles above me, and awaits my spirit too. For the cause that lacks assistance, for the wrong that needs resistance, For the future in the distance, and all the good that I can do. By G.L. Banks "My Aim"

~my Sister~
MY SISTER IS MY MENTOR.SHE HAS TAUGHT ME SO MUCH IN MY LIFETIME.SHE WAS DIAGNOSED THIS YEAR (2006) WITH LARGE CELL NEUROENDOCRINE CANCER.SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SURVIVER AND SHE WILL FIGHT TO THE END! I LOVE YOU SIS! http://media.netfriendships.com/media_root_url/93467/66482.JPG

~pet Rulez~
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximiz

Kiss Fairy
YOU JUST HAVE BEEN KISSED BY THE CHERRY FAIRY HERE ARE THE RULES YOU MUST PASS THIS ALONG TO EVERY ONE YOU KNOW INCLUDEING THE ONE WHO POSTED THIS IF YOU RECIEVE IT BACK THEN YOU KNOW YOUR ARE LOVED 1 KISS = YOU ARE LOVED 2 KISSES= YOU ARE VERY LOVED 3 KISSES= YOU ARE EXCEPTIONALLY LOVED 4 KISSES = YOU ARE MORE THAN LOVED SHARE THE LOVE WITH EVERY ONE YOU KNOW

"special Love"
"Special Love"... May our love be a feeling so special to you and me. May we always share true tenderness. May our sorrows bind us forever in our joyful tomorrows. And may God keep us together safe in His love now and forever. Ths was sent to me by a special person in my life... and may God Bless You too BruChris.

This Was Written For Nichole ( Cola, Here On Cherry Tap)
Love... The loss of one love, the gain of another. Sharing ones life's stories, and creating new ones. Time passes so slowly, yet gone in a blink of an eye. Hanging on long enough to see things through, letting go when all is done. Life hands us what makes stronger, and takes away what makes us weak. Love is the real reason, we have what we have and what we have lost. By Becky aka naughtyBBWnurse 2/2/07 Nichole... I love you and I welcome you into my heart and God Bless You.

Martha Stewart Vs. Maxine
Martha Stewart VS. Maxine Martha Stewart - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Maxine - Leftover wine?? Hello!! Martha Stewart - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Maxine - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who the hell cares! Martha Stewart - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Maxine - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway. Martha Stewart - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Maxine - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs. Martha Stewart - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the

Ill Be Going Home Soon
as most of you close friends know ive been staying at my parents house because the drama got to thick and the neighbor got kicked out cuz she wanted to kill me and my son and she was way to loud and blared her music all the time. she has finally moved out and so i can go home. my parents will be home late tonight, around midnight. weather/roads permiting. they were so scared for our safety they called off their vacation to come home. knowing there are now legal issues that i will have to take care of so this girl does not try to harm my son or me. i will be going home tomarrow. that will be so much better for me, as i like it here at mothers but i like my own bed and my own tv and my own couch and everything else. some things ill miss, cable internet, dishwasher, washer and dryer, my son has more toys here then at my house .. lol.. so its a toss up. well and ill have to listen to her bitch cuz i never get the house clean enough for her standards. blah.. thats life.. i always listen to

The Fallen Angel- Poem
The fallen angel he sits and cries The fallen angel, wishes he could die The fallen angel, he's so angry can't you see? This fallen angel, he means so much to me This fallen angel, he's seeking revenge The pain, he can't seem to mend This fallen angel, wonders why he cannot just die The pain, he tries to hide He tries to be strong, he knows he has to go on For he is other's fallen angel, and they need him by their side So he walks with them, he walks with a gentle stride He is their sanctuary, somewhere to hide Yet this fallen angel seeks revenge He wants to avenge all the pain This fallen angel doesn't want pain again Seeing all his closest friends getting hurt over and over again Somehow, this fallen angel needs to mend all the hurt he feels inside My fallen angel, please don't cry I'm here for you, wiping the tears from your eyes My fallen angel, I love you, can't you see You mean so much to me I need you now, I need you here with me I'll help you end the p

An Update On Joshua Rayne
I figured it was time to update and let my friends and family know how Joshua Rayne is doing. He has been a source of great enjoyment, happiness, and learning for us this past two months. He is growing like a weed. At four weeks old he had jumped to 9 lbs and 3 ozs. My arm tells me that he has definitely continued to grow. He is a very happy baby. Loves his baths, Loves his hair washed. It puts him to sleep every time. He still likes to hide from the camera, so each picture I finally get, it is a job to keep his hands from in front of his face. (He definitely does his Mepa proud) Thanks for all the words of love that has been offered. We are so proud of this little guy. Expect more updates. Love to you all! Mojo

Please To All My Friends And Family
Babyjesus will not tell me why my privledges were taken away, he says talk to Scrapper and he never helped me before so i will be taking down most of my pics and if you want to reach me please do so at the link below, my page with jason. Thannk you all~Heather Jason and Heather~Proud members of the OLD TIMERS SOCIETY@ CherryTAP

Insanity Or The Real Life. Poem.
IS THIS INSANITY OR THE REAL LIFE, OR JUST A FANTASY FOR LOST SOULS.. FALSE VANITY, THE FEEDING OF EGOS. SOME I SEE ARE REAL AND TRUE TO HEART. OTHERS JUST WISH TO FEED AND BE FED, USE AND BE USED. SUCH SWEET WORDS, TELLING US WHAT WE SO LONG TO HEAR. AS WE CRY AND HIDE OUR FEARS. AN FEELINGS,KEPT DEEP INSIDE. TIME MARCHES ON, BEFORE WE KNOW IT THE YOUTH OF OUR FLESH IS GONE. DO WE USE THE WORDS OF THE HEART, TO FEED OUR VANITY, OUR INSANITY. SELF GRATIFYING, FEEDING EACH OTHER. TO TELL OURSELVES FALSE TRUTH AND TRUE LIES. EXTERIOR BEAUTY, IS DIVINE, AGING GRACEFULLY, WITH TIME. INNER BEAUTY IS ETERNAL AND FOREVER TRUE. LET IT NOT CONSUME, ME AND YOU. THIS INSANITY. LET OUR SOULS INNER LIGHT SHINE THROUGH. I CARE NOT WHAT THE WORLD THINKS OF ME. BUT FOR ONLY WHAT YOU DO. COPYRIGHTED 2007 SCOOTER BLACK aka S.F.POWELL.

City Of The Damned
Today I am told my dear readers, is the coldest day of the winter so far. So what better a day to lie back in my perfectly warmed apartment, high above the flash-frozen city with a glass of Tennessee whiskey and contemplate the emotion of loathing? I believe it to be a completely valid emotion, and one that I've come to associate well with winters here in Milwaukee. People seem to sink in winter and I must admit I come to a similar, yet much less dramatic pose. Here there is the worst but seldom the best. Jealousy, phobias of all nature especially to change and worst of all apathy seem to run their course along with the flues and colds usually associated with winter. Most destructive of all however come the supposed "cures" that many try to devise for themselves against these psychological afflictions. Our generation, even more so than our parents is fucked up, purely simply. We've culturally accepted addiction and escapism to such a point that there really was no question

Go Bears!!!!!!
In honor of the Chicago Bears going to Super Bowl 41. Here are 41 things that have changed from the last time the Chicago Bears played in the Super Bowl (which was Super Bowl 20 in 1986): · Brian Urlacher was in 2nd grade. Rex Grossman was in kindergarten. · Peyton Manning was 10 years old. Eli Manning was 5 years old. Their dad, Archie, had just retired from the NFL two years earlier. · Lovie Smith was in his first college coaching job at University of Tulsa. · Ronald Reagan was the President, and Harold Washington was the Mayor. James R. Thompson was the Governor running for re-election and his office was in The new State of Illinois Center, which is now called the James R. Thompson Center. · George W. Bush was 39 years old and still drinking. His father would run for President two years later. · Rod Blagojevich was just out of law school and was a low-level prosecutor working for the Cook County State's Attorney, Richard M. Daley. · Barack Obama had just moved

What Type Of Superhero Are You?
Your results:You are Supergirl Supergirl 90% Wonder Woman 70% The Flash 70% Superman 65% Robin 62% Spider-Man 55% Green Lantern 55% Hulk 50% Catwoman 50% Batman 35% Iron Man 30% Lean, muscular and feminine. Honest and a defender of the innocent. Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Wow What A Month
Man if it wasnt one thing it was another between me and my daughter whoom is medically disabled. we have been busy with her doctors apts. dear boyfriend took me out for a few hours without the kids last night to our favorite italian resturaunt so now we're chillin at home once again being mommy and daddy. wow fast night. well his birthday is coming 2days before valentines and i have no idea what to get him you see he is an italian redneck but has everything. so any sugesstions would be great please give me some.

Nothing Else Matters ~ Metallica
METALLICA Lyrics NOTHING ELSE MATTERS So close no matter how far Couldn't be much more from the heart Forever trusting who we are And nothing else matters Never opened myself this way Life is ours, we live it our way All these words I don't just say And nothing else matters Trust I seek and I find in you Every day for us something new Open mind for a different view And nothing else matters Never cared for what they do Never cared for what they know But I know So close no matter how far Couldn't be much more from the heart Forever trusting who we are And nothing else matters Never cared for what they do Never cared for what they know But I know Never opened myself this way Life is ours, we live it our way All these words I don't just say Trust I seek and I find in you Every day for us something new Open mind for a different view And nothing else matters Never cared for what they say Never cared for games they play Never cared for what

Questions And Answers About This Babygirl
Name?: Heather. Sex?: Female. Date of Birth?: July 2nd Hair Color?: Blonde Brown(w/light blonde highlights and red lowlights). Eye Color?: Blue - gray (sometimes green). Tattoos?: 1, on my left shoulder of a rose. What are you wearing right now?: I'm bundled up today, it's too chilly today... up north instead of down south weather is definately a change. WHEW!!! Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: Yes. I have a sister, and I love her with all my heart, and wish her a long happy life and all of God's blessings. Who do you live with?: I live with my son. Once you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: A Lawyer. Have you ever truly been in love?: Yes, I have. What is a long term goal of yours? short term?: Long term goal is to raise a man I will be proud of and to leave behind a legacy I can be proud of.... Short term goals are to get a house and buy a new car. What kind of car do you drive?: 9

Wierd Fetishes
Working as a fetish model/performer I have come across some pretty strange things that get people off. It's gotten to the point that what surprises most people I've probably heard of or done before. However the other day I had a shoot that even I found to be really weird. It involved me blowing up, playing with and popping balloons. But the really weird thing was the videos of me sneezing. I really don't see how sneezing is sexual, maybe because it involves body fluids? It's amazing the things people will pay to see. But if you happen to be into that kinda thing check out http://www.fetishpalooza.com. My videos will probably be up there in a few weeks from now.

Transplants-diamonds And Guns
Taken more shots than carl malone Battle looms, your doom, injustice entombed Who got the diamonds? who gonna find them? Who gonna find them when the time comes? Diamonds and guns, diamonds and guns [chorus:] Its a wicked world that we live in its cruel And unforgiving Its a wicked world that we live in its cruel And unforgiving Knock, knock, knock, whos that? its momma, son Lookin for the bitch who took the money and run Now the daylights gone and theres no more fun And whos the fuckin bitch who stole all the heroin? Heroin, heroin, its all gone Smoked it all up, and now you got none And now you look around and thats not the plan This is not what you had in mind I shot in heaven, now I cry No one lives forever, in fact we all die From those who bust shots to those who stuff cops To those who serve rocks on all the hard blocks Every last soul must pay the last toll In the dice game of life, who gets the last roll? Is it the one with the suit? the one wit

20 Ways To Healthy Insanity
Because everyone enjoys a little chuckle now and then J -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4.. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don t use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face. 11. Speci

Breast Feeding And The Shoutbox
Alright, ripped from the headlines is the contrevorsey on breast feeding in public, should you, shouldn't you? I'm not a high enough level to do a Mumm yet, but I'm really torn on this issue. Why? Because I'm not sure where the line should be drawn between child welfare, and indecent exposure. Since when does a woman's body, in particular her breasts always have to be an object of sexuality? Their purpose is the feed a child when the woman gives birth and lactating. The US is one of the few, and I mean very few, countries where breast feeding is as not common place as baby bottles and formula. Obviously I'm a supporter of women being able to breast feed in public and not go into hiding in a bathroom stall to feed their child because they actually took the time to do the research and know that for the first six months of life, mothers who eat a healthy diet, and don't drink or smoke provide hands down the best way of feeding a child by best feeding. What I don't support are t

The Meaning Of Love - From The Mouth Of Babes
The Meaning of Love - From The Mouth of Babes Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL, it made my heart melt. What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean? " The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: _____ "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 _____ "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 _____ "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 _____ "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Got this from Little Dick Tom Tom's blog..thank you! Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me" A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out. Your heart is open to where ever love takes you! Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking What turns you off: fighting and conflict Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Long Way Round
Long Way Round is a motorcycle diary of Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman. I'd always been fascinated by books like "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" - "Ghost Rider" (A motorcycle Diary written by Neal Pert of Rush) - and now "Long Way Round" it's been the source of great inspiration for me to motivate myself into my own life's journey, and when you have deep inspiration you just have to share it.... It's my hope to take an EBate Class, Rent a Bike, and find my own life's journey.... I've spent too many years cooped up looking to find myself, when really I don't think my spirit is locked inside, it might just be a spirit I need to chase down the open highway. I hope to God I can accomplish this and have a finished product as glorious as those works that have inspired me. ~Autumn Pheonix

My Candy Heart
Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real" You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love. You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!) Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to getWhat Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Hello People
hello people it's been a while since i was last on lol but yeah to my new friends thanks fro the add hope everybody is doin good well things with me are goin ok things could be better lol but yeah well that's all for now hope to talk to some of you guys out there much luv, ~ashlyn~ =^.^=

Thanks A Lot
It's all in your mind, She said the darkness and the light, The clock, it bleeds for you but you never got the timing right, I woke you up and I slit the throat of your confidence, And we laughed in the night, And I felt alright. All hands on deck boys 'cause this ship was made to sink. Your swabber salutes you now, but I know what he's thinking. I woke you up and I slit the throat of your confidence, And we laughed in the night, And I felt alright. The clothes she wears mis-fit, and she's nervous when she speaks, Her zombie Mom and Dad live in a separate house of freaks. I woke you up and I slit the throat of your confidence, And we laughed in the night and I felt alright. I'm the one for you, 'Cause I know all the dirty things you like to do, I'm the fear in your eyes, I'm the fire in your flies, I'm the sound that's buzzing round your head.

For My Baby
yulp i love him and he's gonna be my valintine i don't kno wut i would do i lost you. your the one that makes me relize that i do have sumth'n good in my life and makes me want to get up in the morn'ns. you turn my bad dayz into good dayz juss by think'n about you i love you so much baby for ever and for alwayz yours muah

Lusting Alone
I haven't had good sex in a very long time. Its really getting to me!!! I want to be bitten, clawded, I reallly like knife play, oo yeah!! I haven't yet found my pain thresold, my friends speculated that mine is soo high I could be put in a hospital amd not find it . . . . hhhmmm . . . . . delightfully wicked thoughts. Getting close to trolling that bars and saying fuck me now to the first guy that looks decent . . . naaaaaa. Still, ggggrrrrr! Fuck me now!!! please?

Greed
I really can't belive I found someone even more greedy than my 5th ex wife. Now, my 3rd wants a piece of the action. We were divorced 10 years ago last week. To set this up, we bought a house together in 1995 and close in February 1996. She moved out in June of that year and filed for divorce, which was final in January 1997. Part of our separation aggreement was that I was to remain sole owner of the house and to redo the financing to remove her name. I tried a couple times and was turned down. In November 2002, I was at the half way point of paying off the mortgage and on a whim, looked at refinancing options. I found a 15 year baloon for 5.25%. I applied and was approved for this which I took out a few thousand cash on the equity. I don't know why they did it, but they required an appraisal which cost me another 300 bucks. They were concerned that the house was worth enough so I would have no more than 80% loan to value. No big deal when it was appraised just above

Grrrrrr
Im so tired of women. I try to be sweet and just get stepped on all the time. So am done with them. There is no such thing as an honest one. I just dont get it...I like to think im somewhat attractive... I dont lie I dont cheat and I would do anything for anyone. It just doesnt make sense. Im just better off in my own little world and not with anyone. I waited for your love in hope, That ours would come again, And make me feel the things I felt, When we were one, back then. But time and distance have erased, The things I wished anew, And now I find myself alone, Though I am here with you. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. I traveled to another world, Out far beyond the one we knew, I thought that I could live again, And now I find I'm back with you. But what of hearts that beat as one, And what of passion and embrace, Is it too much to a

Hush Lyrics/poem By Amanda Kathryn (dedicated)
I wait in silence for your hand to touch, but every time I reach there's nothing to hold onto. I see the beauty in what was there before but it faded with the night and sun that rises. I see you when I dream, but that's all it will ever be. Until I hear your voice again on the phone or in my bed. I'll sit here until the morning, with a heart that's split in two. I whisper to you so he can't hear me, but my heart beats so loud it is almost deafening. I see your eyes and don't want to leave, because everything makes sense when you are here with me. I see you when I dream, but that's all it will ever be. Until I hear your voice again, on the phone or in my bed. I'll sit here until the morning, with a heart that's split in two. I wish, in silence. I dream, of you. I wait, for morning. I write, to you. I see you when I dream, but that's all it will ever be. Until I hear your voice again, on the phone or in my bed. I'll sit here until the morning, with

Merry Meet
hello everyoneim 24,wiccan,love the outdoors,meeting and chatting with spirtual individuals.love to dance and appreciate all forms of beauty and entertainment!! just wanna chat aboput various topics:wicca,druidism,vamprism,the fae,anything!!drop me a message. i live in the cold state of wis!!lol.... i have a 3yr.old boy who drives me up a wall!!!lol

Which One Is You?
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures. ACTORS do it on cue. ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method. AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker. ANSI does it in the standard way ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old. ARCHITECTS have great plans. ARTISTS are exhibitionists. ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over. ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus. ATTORNEYS make better motions. AUDITORS like to examine figures. BABYSITTERS charge by the hour. BAILIFFS always come to order. BAKERS knead it daily. BAND MEMBERS play all night. BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal. BARBERS do it with shear pleasure. BARTENDERS do it on the rocks. BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base. BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often. BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey. BEER BREWERS do it with more hops. BEER DRINKERS get more head. BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds. BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry. BOSSES delegate the task to others. BOWLERS

Story Five
He stands at the bar, drinking his drink. He looks around looking for someone he was supposed to meet at this particular bar. He hears the door open, he looks up and notices the angel who walked into the bar. As she walks through the door, she quickly scans the bar looking for the man she was supposed to meet at this particular bar. She spots him standing at the bar staring at her. She slowly and seductively walks toward him. He watches her as she makes her way toward him. She is wearing a tight black mini skirt and a lot cut black blouse. He is betting on it that she has nothing on under either her skirt or her blouse. As he scans down her sexy body, he notices that she is wearing black high heels. Those heels make her legs look longer and sexier. Once she reaches the bar, she orders a drink. She turns and looks at the man who had watched her walk across the bar and smiles at him. She then goes to a corner booth and he follows her. He sits next to her and leans over to her

7 Types Of Sex, Which Do U Do?
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7

Im Sorry/ladies Do U Know Someone Like This
nice guys do finish last "To all the girls who look past the nice guys" I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an arsehole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with

Where Will Our Children Live...
Where Will Our Children Live... A lonesome warrior stands in fear of what the future brings, he will never hear the beating drums or the songs his brothers sing. Our many nations once stood tall and ranged from shore to shore but most are gone and few remain and the buffalo roam no more. We shared our food and our land and gave with open hearts, We wanted peace and love and hope, but all were torn apart. All this was taken because we did not know what the white man had in store, They killed our people and raped our lands and the buffalo roam no more. But those of us who still remain hold our heads up high, and the spirits of the elders flow through us as if they never died. Our dreams will live on forever and our nations will be reborn, our bone and beads and feathers all will be proudly worn. If you listen close you will hear the drums and songs upon the winds, and in the distance you will see....the buffalo roam again.

Tell Me This Won't Happen To Us!!!!
TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!!! LOST IN THE DARNDEST An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake." ________________________________________________________________________ FAMILY Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her

Sex
If We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. W

Look Up Your Birthday And See What You Are!
I am a DOVE! LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE.. FORWARD ONTO PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THIS...INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. PUT YOUR BIRTHDAY ANIMAL IN THE SUBJECT LINE AND PASS IT ON. January 01 - 09 ~ Dog January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse Januar25 - 31 ~ Lion February 01 - 05 ~ Cat February 06 - 14 ~ Dove February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle February 22 - 28 ~ Panther March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey March 13 - 15 ~ Lion March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse March 24 - 31 ~ Cat April 01 - 03 ~ Dog April 04 - 14 ~ Panther April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey May 14 - 21 ~ Dove May 22 - 31 ~ Lion June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle June 15 - 20 ~ Dog June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey June 25 - 30 ~ Cat July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse July 10 - 15 ~ Dog July 16 - 26 ~ Dove July 27 - 31 ~ Cat August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey August 16 - 25 ~ Lion August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle September 01 - 14 ~ Dove Septem

Why I Became A Special Education Major
Children are precious. I don't know if you have ever been around children with special needs. My heart is big enough to find love for these angels. The children with Down syndrome are so loveable and precious. This child may take longer to say Momma I love you, but she speaks volumes with her smile and eyes. With Special Education programs, she can learn sign language and other methods of communicating with her parents. She can become a productive citizen in society. How do you say no to a beautiful baby like this one? Another case is Autistic children. Imagine having a child who at the age of 2years old. Stops making eye contact, no emotion, and no interation. With Special Education, these children can learn to interact and show love. Imagine how happy this mother was when her little boy played chase with her and recognized her as mom again. So many things I could post here. Keep these beautiful angels and others in your prayers. Why special education for me

Today Was Pretty Run Of The Mill....
...and im pretty sure thats a good thing. i had to pick up my little brother from one of his friend's house and somehow i ended up at IHOP with my brother & three of his friends. im still not really sure how that happened...but oh well...at least i got some coffe and a waffle out of it. after i dropped them off at yet another firend's house i headed home...i was so tired. i managed to get in a short 10 minute shower and then i fell into bed. ::yea i fell into bed i didnt lay down i fell...lol:: i need to get to bed earlier...i mean im awake all night then i dont go to bed till like noon. haha...no wonder im always tired lol. i did wake up around 3:30 to go wait for the mailman. i was sitting by the mail box for like an hour and i eventually feel asleep there. My mom showed up at my house around 4:30 and told me to go inside...that the mailman would eventually come once i stopped stalking him, lol. hmm..come to think of it the mailman did show up around 5:30...and i still h

Men...
This is my first blog here. The reason I'm writing it is because I read a blog someone I just met from Cherry Tap wrote, and it gave me something to think about. She wrote something about there are no more of a certain man...a man who would travel all kinds of distances to sweep a woman off of her feet. Someone romantic. Someone who isn't afraid to show emotion. I fell in love with a woman from Illinois. She only lives about 1000 miles away from me. Everyday I feel bad that I wasn't able to go there just once and be with her forever. Even now that we've been broken up for about a year and a half I think about the "what ifs". We are at least still friends, and we still talk when we can, but I'm still here in New York City, and she's still in Illinois, although she has her own house, a great job, and things are looking up for her. I'm still in the same situation I've been in forever. Does it make me less of a man? I begin to feel it may. It's my own destiny, and I

Just A Poem!!!
This was posted on a bulliten by one of my friends and I thought it was really good: Love READ EACH SENTENCE SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT Love starts with a smile grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there Nobody is perfect Until you fall in love with them