False information fed to Pennsylvania news station causes commotion:
Easton, PA
Local FOX Channel 10 received a report from an unknown source. The report was of a new birth to the Howard Family of Palmer Township, PA
One of the FOX 10 reporters called the family on 7 February 2007 and asked to speak with a Sergeant Adam Howard. Apprently Sgt Howard was now the proud father of a bouncing baby girl.
Unbeknownst to the reporter, the servicemember living at the other end of the phone call was not enlisted in either the Army or the Marines, but was enlisted in the Navy. The Navy does not have a Sergeant rank in its rank structure.
In closing, The Second Class Petty Officer(equivalent to a Sergeant) is PISSED THE FUCK OFF! If there is a legitimate Sgt Howard who is now a father, congrats...punch your parents for having the same name as me and for causing me grief from my family. They now want to know who I am sleeping with. HArd to get a chick pregnant when I am living in FUCKING FLORIDA....God damn media!
For the record...no, I am not a father...if questions arise, give me the damn needle to draw blood for the paternity test.
