Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns
to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights
off
before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the
stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and
pee
down my leg to prevent any noise. And she still wakes up and starts
screaming at me about coming home late.
"His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking
the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door,
storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full
flush,
throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into
bed,slap her on the ass and say!
"WHO'S HORNY????!!!"
and she acts like she's sound asleep!
