lollipop princess juggalette gone wicked's blog: "My Blogs --random stuff"

Giving head massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. 

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth 

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. 

Having nice sex burns 358 calories. 

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. 

Take off her clothes 
with her consent.........................12 cal 
without......................187 cal 

Take off her Bra 
With two hands..........................8 cal 
With one hand.........................12 cal 
With mouth.............................85 cal 

Put on Protection 
hard ........................... 6 cal 
soft..........................315 cal 

Foreplay 
Looking for target...................8 cal 
Finding G spot ......................92 cal 
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal 

Entry 
Holding her..................12 cal 
On the floor.................8 cal 

With Different Position 
Missionary..........................358 cal 
Doggy...........................316 cal 
69 lying...............................286 cal 
69 standing.............................512 cal 
Italian hanger.........................912 cal 

Orgasm 
Real................................112 cal 
Faking................................315 cal 

After "O" 
Lying in Bed............................18 cal 
Hop off the bed............................36 cal 
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal 

Get dressed 
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal 
Rushing.........................98 cal 
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal 
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal 
Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL