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Why Oh Why Does God Allow Stupid People To Exist??...
Well, this section of my blog is dedicated to a singular person at this time that is a complete and TOTAL assmonkey.... It takes alot to get under my skin but somehow this person has worked my last nerve and Ive had enough and need to blow this person wide open.... Ah but inquiring minds want to know who this person is dont you?....Patience my friends, all in good time...I will reveal who the thorn in my side and others side is in a moment....First some background info on the said individual... Now this person was once in the merry little group I belong to....Turns out they were a backstabbing little douche bag....They viciously attacked the leader of the groups gf and wouldnt let up...They took too far and now the the girl is leaving the site because of the stress and problems this asshole caused...She has lost friends and feels unwanted.. Also this person drug me into things WITHOUT telling me or asking me and little Ali doesnt play that crap....That was a HUGE mistake...

Why Oh Why Does God..part 2..
Well, As I promised here is Part 2 in this ongoing joke the douche bag I mentioned in my last blog about... She has seen fit to post FAKED emails from me on her page in her pics section trying to make me look bad....What she doesnt realize is that 1) I couldnt care less and 2) Most everyone knows shes a joke... People are leaving her CTK group because of the drama and the fact thats shes an asshole...What does that tell you?? and what does it say about her as a person??? I know too have a screenshot grabber and am more than prepared to play her game...People like her are scum and need to be given a dose of reality.... So I give you Exhibit B....Unlike her, MY shit aint faked...Its all facts baby.... Please note the 2 nasty things she calls me....and this is the norm for her....When people dont agree with her or give her "enough" attention, shes a cruel callous BITCH....She needs serious psychotherapy and needs to be put on Nardil... Enjoy the pic...and please feel fre

Why Other Couples Don't Have Sex...too Funny
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up a

Why Oh Why?
Why am i always depressed? Why don't anyone believe me unless i have video evidence? Why do women think all men are alike? Why can't i get a break in life? Why does everyone continue to walk all over me? Why can't i get the nerve to walk on others? Why do we give our ex's another chance? Why do i care more for others than they do for me? Why should i stay here? Why do i want more out of life? Why do i feel so alone? Why am i alone? Why is all my luck bad? Why does every car i own breakdown even though i maintain them? Why do i have hand tremors? Why can't i get anything right? Why should i continue to try? Why do i want to cry? Why do i want to die? Why oh Why?

Why Oh Why?!?!?!
Im as much a Hinder fan as the next, but I think if I hear Lips of Angel or better yet see the video on another CT members page, I think I might just pull out the inner workings of my ears. Thank you and goodnight! =P

Why Oreos Are Better Than Men
Why Oreos Are Better Than Men (compiled by little Keebler elves) 10. They don't scream if you twist them too hard. 9. They don't get drunk and throw up in your bed. 8. They are always good. 7. They go away when you want them too. 6. Rather have chocolate in your teeth than hair. 5. Don't have to worry about the last person who ate one. 4. It's always fun to swallow. 3. They never talk. 2. When it makes a mess in your bed, it's easy to clean. And the # 1 reason is.... 1. The creamy white stuff tastes good.

Why O Why?
ok now before some people take me wrong i just had to write this and try and get some opinions on it cuz it makes me wonder. why o why do white women try to be all ghettofied?? now i know some of the women i have talked to come from hanging out with the black guys and picked up on it...lived the lives that some of these wannabe's try to be like..so i aint saying anything about them. BUT i sit here and i see the type of women that check out my man, the ones that scroll across the top and i see that they are trying WAY to hard to be black. ghetto to me is not living in the ghetto or the rough part of the city..ghetto is when you have to heat your water on the stove cuz your hot water got shut off...or when your food stamps ran out and all you got in the fridge is some breakfast sausage and spaghetti sauce, so you mix that shit with noodles for dinner. i am far from one of those women that think that if i ACT black then a black man will want me...i have learned that black men like w

Why Oh Why
Why oh why Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough in the bank? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? What is the speed of darkness? Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics? If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? If it's true that we are here t

Why Our Country Might Be In Trouble
Why our country might be in trouble A Washington, DC, airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble! 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to Explain the length of the flight and the passport information, then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts " Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Capetown is in Africa "Her response - click. 3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the Vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me, I loo

Why Overlook Us Because Of Our...
Why Overlook Us Because Of Our.... Why overlook us because of our wrinkles.. Why overlook us because of our droopy bottoms... Why overlook us because of our hair is greying... Why overlook us because of our breasts are uneven and one maybe smaller than the other.. Why overlook us because of our weight.. Why overlook us because of our glasses.. Why overlook us because we aren't a size two... Look At Us For Our.. Look at us for our character... Look at us for our caring.. Look at us for our nurturing.. Look at us for our pride.. Look at us for our personalities.. Look at us for our ways of kissing boo boos and making the pain go away.. Look at us for our HEARTS. Normal real women have imperfections which make us perfect in our own way! Just look into her eyes and you can see the real beauty that lies within... Just remember...a woman doesn't have to be a size two to be beautiful.. There are all kinds of shapes and sizes of beauty...!!! (I just wrote thi

Why Our Gov't Doesn't Care...
Ok now, maybe I'm sane, (I doubt it) but it seems to me that people here are missing the obvious about life. I was just watching some 'Save the environment' program on TV, and I realized why nothing is really done to protect or save the environment by the government. You see... The bible says that god will come and destroy the earth. (For reference on this please refer to The Bible:revelations) So...knowing this... our good christian government doesn't waste time trying to protect things that are going to be destroyed in the long run. It's gods will...of course that also applies to the rest of us who will also be destroyed. Now I know... some environment laws are pushed through parlament... most of them have little to do with actually saving the planet, most deal with restricting business practices and creating more chaos and confusion in the masses. Order through Chaos Bullshit Baffles Brains Simple Misdirection Look at it how you will... These are my thoughts... B

Why One-day Gasoline 'boycott' Won't Work
E-mails calling for May 15 service station drive-by will have zero impact COMMENTARY By John W. Schoen Senior Producer MSNBC Updated: 2:28 p.m. ET May 6, 2007 With gasoline prices topping $3 a gallon again, a number of readers, including Greg in Louisiana, are wondering about a proposed one-day "gas boycott" that has a goal of taking $2.3 billion in oil company profits. Aside from circulating some questionable math, organizers of this event stand exactly zero chance of having an impact on gas prices. Rumor has it a gas boycott will be in effect on May 15, 2007. Have you heard of this? ... The e-mail stated, "Do not buy gas on May 15. In April 1997, there was a 'gas out' conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight. … There are 73,000,000-plus Americans currently on the Internet network, and the average car takes about $30 to $50 to fill up. If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take $2,292,000

Why O Why
What the fuck!!!!!My life is in a turmoil.My boss just fired me 4 being sick with the Flu.He said i didn't call in so i got fired.WTF. Now my room mate is drinking way to much.and acting crazy.So i'm looking 4 my own place to live. Looking 4a job sucks.

Why Our Government Is Corrupt
A Diverse Society Is Almost Impossible to Govern Honestly by Dr. William Pierce Well, Bill Clinton's handlers have him working on a new program to reduce the amount of racial hatred in America. The theory seems to be that if they can get Mr. Clinton to keep his trousers up long enough, perhaps he can do some things to help Blacks and Whites get along better. I doubt it. Actually, I'm not interested in having Blacks and Whites get along better together. I want Blacks and Whites separated. In the long run, that's the only way to eliminate racial animosity, racial resentment, racial friction. And it's the only way that either race can survive in the long run. But the people who're behind all of these programs for making Blacks and Whites live with each other and like it aren't really concerned about our survival. They themselves are neither Black nor White, and their only concern is to keep both races under control. Race relations really aren’t the main thing I want to discuss.

Why Oh Why
has it ever occured to any man out there.. that when a woman says she likes being cuddled and protected that seriously doesnt mean she wants to be kept in the corner.. that for all intensive purposes she wants to shout her love from the top of every building.. make sure that every one knows she loves some one and yes god damn it she is loved in return.. did it also every occur to any one that perhaps when one has been cheated on in every damn relationship, while she has been absolutely faithful, and has done everything in her damn power to please him.. that perhaps you shouldnt ask to keep the relationship a secret because god forbid some one should find out.. .. holy shit.. holy shit.

"why Older Chicks Rule"
This was originally an Andy Rooney piece. I have modified parts of it many times. Let me know if I should add something. I want to hear from you. A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to b

Why Oh Why
Okay this is a bit of a rant, why do people who cannot speak english very well bother with english speaking networking sites? I mean to say I just had a few frustrating lines in the shout box, I did try and explain anyway got sick of trying to so blocked him, jeez what is it with some people Fierce man: my baby hotmail or yahoo give muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ->DoH: i dont have either Fierce man: give msn baby Fierce man: yes ->DoH: i dont have msn Fierce man: yes give ->DoH: i do not have msn Fierce man: yahoo ->DoH: i have already told you twice i dont have msn or yahoo ffs Fierce man: sory Fierce man: What was your *Yahoo ->DoH: will u fuck off, i told u i dont have msn or yahoo three times now are you fucking stupid

Why Oh Why...
×º°”˜`”°º×...: yes bye you want everyone too vote on you and rate your shit but you hold your rates for a selected few sorry doesn't work that way grow up ->×º°”˜`”°º×...: bye ×º°”˜`”°º×...: you are drama ->×º°”˜`”°º×...: i uploaded 5 pics. ×º°”˜`”°º×...: i have seen you upload pics for the last 20 min ×º°”˜`”°º×...: you think im an ombecile ->×º°”˜`”°º×...: ok fine i am not into drama so ya have fun ->×º°”˜`”°º×...: i am not just into myself..i am in a contest right now..and i just got on...not 2 secs ago ×º°”˜`”°º×...: you are like that ->×º°”˜`”°º×...: come on don't be like that ×º°”˜`”°º×...: im not mean too anyone good luck ->×º°”˜`”°º×...: what! don't be mean to me ->×º°”˜`”°º×...: no i mean one 11 to each person hun,you know we only get so many a day ×º°”˜`”°º×...: i voted on your contest but whatever don't bother i knewq you were into nothing but yourself ->×º°”˜`”°º×...: i can give u 10s,but the 11 as for now are for ppl who vote on my contest..after th

Why Oh Why
well, I had a job interview that I think went good yesterday, so what do I do? I go get some vodka to celebrate!! big mistake,I got wasted, I mean wasted, if I talked to you last night, you probly knew that!!! I dont even remember goin to bed lol....well Im payin for it today, oh well, you play you pay!!!LMAO

Why Oh Why Oh Why
So, I finally start talking to someone I like, and she likes me, and what happens, everyone who I liked before hand come running out of the wood works to talk to me. what the fuck, is there like a beacon that states, "Wes is no longer available." The reason I ask this is, this person we just got everything set up and good to go. The other two, one I tried getting something going a year ago, and no she was too stuck up for that shit, and the other, fuck I've been wanting to be with her for ages, and no she says she wants to be with me, but doesn't feel right. The person I'm talking with now, she enjoys talking with me, the works, (most into me it seems of all the people I have pursued). Oh well this was more of a rant cause people now want to try and make it tough on me and choices, but I've already made my choice.

Why? Oh Gosh Why?
Why do women like to show whip cream on their face in their pics on www.fubar.com? do they think it is sexy when it is not? do they like to look rediculouse? do they like a mess? or is there some other hiden reason(s)? please explane this to me and help me understand this better, please. ty.

Why Oh Why?
When someone wants to become my friend here on fubar, I'd appreciate it that they first rate some of my pictures, then rate some stash items and blogs. Please once you are my accepted as my friend, do not automatically go to my NSFW folder. That's just rude. There is nothing good there anyway. Trust me. Don't make me delete that folder. Rate my pictures, NON NSFW. Then if you are so inclined, rate my NSFW. No I'm not saying you have to rate every single freaking picture that's not nsfw, but come on. At least make me feel like I'm not a sex object to you. If you are going to go straight to my NSFW, at least try to talk to me first. Jesus! I'm tired of guys asking for friendship, then going straight to my nsfw and then never talking to me or rating anything else ever again. WTF is that about? RUDE! So I've deleted them and am now safeguarding against that. Yes, I'm watching your moves as best as I can. Thx LibertyLuvr

Why, Oh Why?????
Okay, so I'm bored, and I got a bone to pick with all (most of...) you fellow meat-swingers. Why does every man think they have to prove their will and might to me??? I really don't care how tough you are, unless you are defending our country somewhere, okay?! I am sick of being talked to like you know me, because nobody ( save for a couple of locals in my town ) on the net knows me personally. It really irks me that some guys come on the net, and talk to me like they are gonna whip my behind and send me to bed without dinner! I have a dad, and I am surrounded in real-life by men that are probably MUCH more badass than you can dream. And then there's myself.... I am not Superman, but sometimes I come close!! I have been in construction all my life, I study mma, and I am 6' and 210lbs of pent-up aggression! I wont say for certain that I can kick your ass, but I can guarantee that you aint kickin mine!! Not to mention that most of you shit talkers couldnt even find my town on a map, let

Why Oh Why Please Read This Guys
Just a thought: Is there any man on here WON'T feel the need to send me a picture of their *member*? Trust me, if I want to see your private bits, I'll ASK for a picture (but don't hold your breath). I'm fine with chatting with anyone and love to flirt as much as any girl, BUT I WON'T WANT TO CAM WITH YOU, OR EXCHANGE PICS. I have a boyfriend who, unless he has his head stuck way up his ass is very much the man who holds my heart. Like most men, he has it always a bit up there (am I right ladies?) but sometimes it's way, way up (and he's 6'5 so it's a long way!). But I love him, he's part of my soul. SO PLEASE - talk to me as if you saw a human, not a piece of meat...THANKS!

Why Only Good People Suffer
I wrote this before my dad died but think I will keep this the same: I have wondered for years why bad things only happen to good people,if anyone would like to respond,please do. My parents are two of the sweetest people I've ever known,I know that's bias but they really are.My father suffers from Alzheimers and is a shadow of the man he used to be,in a way the man I knew and love died several years ago.Thank God he kept his great sense of humor,it helps us deal with this and if he can smile and laugh through his ordeal,than we can too for him.For those who don't know,I live with my parents and help my mom take care of my dad as well as her sometimes.I wish everyone took care of their parents when they get ill,but I guess nursing homes would go out of business. My mom is by far the sweetest and most dear lady I will ever know.She does so much for those she loves and never gets nearly enough credit.If you are fortunate to be someone she cares about,there is NOTHING sh

Why Obama Is The Best Democratic Candidate
LOS ANGELES - Democratic Sen. Barack Obama sees one of the best arguments for his presidential candidacy in the rise of Republican Sen. John McCain. McCain has become Obama’s favorite punching bag, an easier mark in front of partisan audiences than the rival Obama will have to beat first to get to the general election - Hillary Rodham Clinton. But he also likes to lump the two of them together as co-supporters of the war in Iraq. “It is time for new leadership that understands the way to win a debate with John McCain or any Republican who is nominated is not by nominating someone who agreed with him on voting for the war in Iraq,” Obama said during a speech in Denver Wednesday. The pitch is a timely pivot back to the issue that helped fuel Obama’s candidacy - his early opposition to Iraq. Recently the war has become a secondary issue to the declining economy - an issue on which Clinton outdistances Obama in the polls as the more experienced hand to guide the nation though financi

Why Ohh Why Do We
This evening i was looking ofr a blank disk when i came across a disk from 2 years ago..by the Great Spirit did i open it up..gahhhh.it was the photo's from my marriage and my tiome in Chattanooga with my now ex wife..gooooddddd....and so yet again i realise that we as a species seem to be on this path of self hurt..why do we do this who knows but maybe it is to teach ourselves lessons from the past..but my god does it seem to hurt even now..so what do we do we putthese things away and carry on..so maybe that is what we do ..we bare with it and just carry on but for me making do will not do anylonger..iam through with just making do...if you want something go outthere and get it..so thta is what iam doing..i am going to go out there and do my damndest to mke something out of nothing and create a world for me that is good and pure..and if thta means that something hasto give then so be it..but i will achieve something..and hopefully along the way i will find that special someone to shar

Why Ohhhhhh Whyyyyyyyyy
why oh why do some men have to be so obsessive and possive? Some that you dont even know other than online and talking with them on the phone. but nooooo they have to cop an attitude when your on the phone with someone else or if you dont drop everything or wait by the phone for that call?? i mean come on can a girl have a life with out being questioned about everything, from what she eats. to what shes doing with her family. her boyfriend, her daugher? I mean whose business is it what shes doing with her time. she gets accused of ignoring ppl when she is in fact in the crapper or getting her daughter to bed. The girl has to unplug the phone at night so it dont ring in the middle of the night. What else can she do. When she goes out of town, his attitude is even worse, he calls her friends trying to get information out of them about her. her friends are smart and dont give him what he wants. they dont call her because he wants them to. while shes away with her family. Why are some ppl

Why?? Oh Why???
This has been a day from hell!!It started at 9:45 this morning, when I got into it with a complete and utter jerk sales rep. Who threatened my jb, if my deptarment didn't place his order. The issue is, he only gave us half the info. It's like buying tires and tellig them (I think they're back?). I mean WTF!!! Then I got into with a branch manager that lost $35,000 in inventory, due to him not receiveing a few truck loads of ice melt. his fault not mine, but her tried to play the teflon game. IE; nothing sticks to me... Only to have my 15 year old shot by a BB gun.... Like I said day from hell.. ARRGHH... *sigh* Tomorrow's another day...

Why Obama Doesent Salute The American Flag
Obama explains why he doesn't salute the US Flag Obama 'explains' I sure hope this gets around before Nov.!!! On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:48:04 -0400, 'LTG Bill Ginn' USAF ret. forwarded the following: Hot on the heels of his explanation for why he no longer wears a flag pin, presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama was forced to explain why he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played. According to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171, During rendition of the national anthem when the flag is displayed, all present except those in uniform are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. 'As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides,' Obama said. 'There a re a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air a

Why Obama? This Is Why.
Obama is a fine example of diversity... not the anti-Christ. Have you ever taken into consideration that he, being of a multicultural background, may actually be the perfect candidate for Presidency seeing as we as a nation have to make peace with various countries?????? Let alone he's the exact opposite of George W. Bush whereas John McCain is a spinoff of Dubya. Therefore, we need a positive change... not a minor adjustment. I'm voting for Barack Obama. I want to see change. I don't want to just dream of it anymore. That's all we'd be doing if we voted for John McCain: dreaming of changes to come.... and they won't.

Why Our Country Is In Trouble
Washington DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble! 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts ." Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Capetown is in Africa " Her response - click. 3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a ve

Why Orwell Matters Before Seven Days That Shook The World
I don’t need a book-length essay to remind me why George Orwell matters. For better or for worse, the political dialogue that’s entered our language and culture as a result of his anti-totalitarian essays and small output of novels with big impact (“Animal Farm” and “Nineteen Eighty Four” are the big two) colors how we see both. By and large, we don’t even think of “doublethink” defined in the latter book as holding two contradictory ideas simultaneously and accepting both, and the fact that “Big Brother” the ruler of Oceania who may or may not be a real person is now the titled of a why-is-it-so-watched “reality television” show is both a good and a bad thing. Which is doublethink itself, isn’t it? Anyway, Christopher Hitchens’ treatment of Orwell in “Why Orwell Matters” (ISBN 0465030491) is intended more as a rebuttal of the author’s critics than presenting anything new about the man himself. He fought in the Spanish Civil War – if you don’t know that is, neither do I besides

Why Obama Is 'skipping' West Virginia--and Getting Away With It
The next state on the Democratic primary schedule is, of course, West Virginia, which has Tuesday all to its amoeba-shaped self. Why is it, then, that Barack Obama has yet to book a single stop in, say, Shepherdstown, Charleston, Philippi, Sutton, Fayetteville, Fairlea or Bluefield--all of which have already hosted either Bill or Hillary Clinton? Because he has no chance of winning--and no one seems to care. Appearing on ABC's Nightline back in November 2007, Obama slipped into Bob Dole mode for this slightly overconfident assessment of his electoral chances: "Every place is Barack Obama country once Barack Obama's been there." The Mountain State seems unlikely to confirm his analysis--to put it mildly. Rasmussen released this year's first West Virginia poll in mid-March; it gave Clinton a 29-point advantage. The next survey, taken in early April, showed her ahead by a mere 15 points. But by the time May rolled around, Clinton's numbers had more than rebounded. In the lat

Why Obama Scares Me.
Barack Obama on Gun Control 1) OK for states & cities to determine local gun laws: Q: "Is the D.C. law prohibiting ownership of handguns consistent with an individual's right to bear arms?" A: Obama: "As a general principle, I believe that the Constitution confers an individual right to bear arms. But just because you have an individual right does not mean that the state or local government can't constrain the exercise of that right, in the same way that we have a right to private property but local governments can establish zoning ordinances that determine how you can use it." ---(Wolf's note: This is like saying that we have the right to Free Speech, unless it is in dissent of the Government! Or like being "a little drunk". There IS NO middle ground; you either are or you are not! You either have a right or you do not!)--- Q: "But do you still favor the registration & licensing of guns?" A: Obama: "I think we can provide common-sense approaches to the iss

Why Obama's Plan Is Wrong
What's Wrong with the Stimulus Bill? The so-called ¡°Stimulus Package¡± is being sold to taxpayers as an investment in useful infrastructure like roads and bridges. But the facts prove otherwise. Only 3.6% of the scheme¡¯s $825 billion price tag would actually go to real, practical infrastructure projects--roads and bridges. Most of the other 96.4% would go to special interest pet projects, and to cramming years¡¯ worth of radical policy changes into the single largest spending and debt scheme in history. Why are our nation¡¯s leaders doing this? Obama White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel was strikingly honest when he said "Never let a serious crisis go to waste...it's an opportunity to do things you couldn't do before." Exactly what fringe policies are big-government politicians attempting to ram through with this colossal bill? Under the auspices of a ¡°Federal Health Board,¡± the package heavily funds the first steps towards the socialization and government-mandate

Why Oh Why?
Growing up, I was subjected to the cruel and unusual punishment of having to watch HEE HAW. Yeah, I know..most of you are scratching your head and saying WTF is a Hee Haw! I don't know why it came to mind today but here is a little sample of it for you! Now tell me, did it make you smile? It did me :P

Why...oh Why
So after being on this site for a day or so, as well as other sites..I've come to realize one thing...this whole Juggalo/Juggalette thing is getting out of hand. Am I down with the clown? No. I am not down with the clown, in fact, I want to kick the clown, knock the clown down and steal his squeaky nose. About 30 years ago, a band did the whole "face painted legion of followers" thing...they were called KISS. I'm sure Gene Simmons has trademarked the face painting thing, and all of you Juggalo/Juggalettes will be getting Cease and Desist orders from his attorney, that guy sues everyone. I have a simple solution to this whole problem. ICP should re-invent themselves as IMP (Insane Mime Posse). Act as crazy as they want, jump around, but DON'T SING. Save the world a lot of needless suffering. However, if they break out that whole "walking into an invisible wall" thing...well, then something more drastic will need to be done. So please...Juggalettes, many of you are attractive, t

The Why Of My Stories
Many of my stories are dealing with death and dying, and what some people do when faced with it. I am not morbid (at least I think so), but it is hard to take the war out of my mind. I am trying to turn my nightmares into stories to get them out of my mind one at a time. Hope they don't turn people off. If you have any comments, feel free to contact me. Ben

Why Our Country Is In Trouble
A DCA airport ticket agent offers some examples of 'why' our country is in trouble.1.... I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 2.... I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ''I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts .'' Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ''Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Capetown is in South Africa '' His response: (click). 3.... A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.He replied, 'do

Why Or Why Not
When is it that you should trust someone. What makes it hard to trust others is when they lie to your face and say they would never do anything to hurt you when in fact they are doing it at that moment. Do they ever feel the hurt they give you or is it they just dont care. I think that if you dont mean it dont say it. I cant stand hurt anymore. I think ill just stay and be alone forever. Why not seems the best thing no one can hurt me. So tell me what you think?

Why Older Chicks Rule ;) Lmao
This is for all you *girls* 40 years and over... and for those who are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's ... AND 60's ... and for *guys** *who are scared of girls over 40!!!! Why Older Chicks Ruleby Andy Rooney As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to-do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of cours

Why Oh Why
I always ask myself why. Why do I never trust? Why do I always ask to many questions? Why isn't anyone every good enough? Why do I always go for the wrong person, knowing they are going to break my heart? Why didn't I see what was going on? Why did I still love him knowing what he did? Why did he choose my heart to break? Why wasn't I smart enough? Why wasn't I pretty enough? Why wasn't I interesting enough? Why wasn't I good enough? My dad says I have always asked why. He said I wanted to know why the sky was blue? Why I had to go to school? Why was I the only sister with 3 brothers? Why are the flowers all different colors? Why is chocolate brown when it should obviously be purple (when I was 4 and in my exact words)? Why is ice cream cold? He said at one point he and Mom thought about changing my middle name to why. I could not even be told to clean my room without asking why it needed to be done when obviously it was just going to be messed up again. Well now I sit he

Why Oh Why.....
Some lil boy at school, slipped a note in my daughters backpack with his telephone number, saying "call me"...................... Part of me wants to track this kid down, and introduce him to my steel toe boots...... But he didn't even have the nerve to leave his name on the note, so i guess i'll give him a break this time. Even my daughter who is 11 said it's pretty sad he was afraid to talk to her and give his number in person....... Besides that, me and my daughter have an agreement in place, She wont start dating or liking boys until i say it's time, and I promise not to hurt any of these lil evil spawn that want to get near my daughter..... I may have to start homeschooling her...........

Why Obama Will Be Re Elected....
SCARRRRRY, be sure to read the obituary at the end very interesting DR. WILLIAMS predicts that Obama can not lose the 2012 election. IN ADDITION TO THE VOTING BLOCKS HE MENTIONS, THERE IS ANOTHER HUGE GROUP: THE NEARLY ONE-HALF OF ALL ADULTS DO NOT PAY ANY TAXES AND, IN FACT, MOST OF THEM RECEIVE MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT. THESE PEOPLE DO NOT WANT TO "SHAKE THE BOAT" TO DO ANYTHING TO STOP THE FLOW OF TAXPAYER MONEY TO THEMSELVES. Dr. Williams prediction: Maybe you have read some newspaper articles written by Dr. Williams a conservative economist who happens to be Black. He has taught at several Universities and is currently teaching at George Mason University . No Matter What By Dr. Walter Williams Can President Obama be defeated in 2012? No. He can't. I am going on record as saying that President Barak Obama will win a second term. The media won't tell you this because a good election campaign means hundreds of millions (or in Obama's case billions) of dollars to them

Why Often Is The North Face Famous And Therefore Some People Crazy For It
Ask me why The North Face, the famed type of spencer and gear, so crazy popular? We are going to, we intend to the mouth area . frame operate became aWholesale The North Face Vests popular icon and stays together to this day. Its northern border Face outdoor enterprise was founded during the 1960s by two outdoor enthusiasts. Work, the enterprise was designing tool designed for serious climbers and athletes. Even though the enterprise has moderately expanded its goods line to include less ultimate activities, fashion has always beenWholesale The North Face Vests a secondary objective, one bit of objective in any respect. The simple looks of their products is known as a evidence of the usual statement. North Face Backpack For SchoolAlthough exactly the legal sales records can indicate when and the way the emblem became one very popular icon, you are able to authentically induce how come to be fame occurred. Through the late 1990s, a fashion trend referred to as a "wildern

Why O Why!
One day Adam asked God "Why did you make Eve so beautiful?" God answered "So that you will love her". Adam again asked "Why did you give her such long flowing hair?" God answered again "So that you will love her." Adam asked again "Why did you give her such a beautiful figure?" Again God answered and said "So that you will love her." Adam said - "Then why did you make her so dumb" and God answered and said "So that she would love you".

Why O Why
why is it so hard to find a girl to day that dosent have ten tons of drama in there life or Ex issues? i look at people my parents age and thing wow there still together what gives is there some thing in the water that makes most people act so fickin dumb ? my friend has a knock out beautiful wife of like 8 years and loyal as hell and i see the dumb shit he dose and it blows my mind. most if the girls i meet are asking questions about how much i make right from the beginig? is this normal?? even my ex did ask me that right away. i was talking to a girl for like 2 month only to find out that the name she gave me wasnt even her real name??

Why Pussy Is A Tasty Treat
WHY-PUSSY-IS-A-TASTY-TREAT- With the flick of my tongue A few licks around the seams I can send a woman into orgasmic screams Once I'm there... Tease her, play with her Make her stutter Trace my name with my tongue Feel her quiver make her come Till her juices roam free Making a mockery of the Nile River Till she begs for more Then pleads for me to stop All while I'll soak up, each and every drop Oh...and I'll never let this linger... Insert my finger - Maybe two hell are you a big girl then maybe three... Do whatever you have too Just keep this tide cumin Cause once I enter this flood And feel your heat You'll be thankful you let me indulged In such a tasty treat

Why People Cheat?
Relationships “People usually cheat because there is a conflict between their physical and emotional desires,” said an article I read on the Internet, and it went on to talk about the sex drive (which comes from the reptilian brain) and the “emotional monogamous” need, which have only been around for a few thousand years. The reptilian brain has been around for millions of years, the limbic brain less than that, and the neocortex, still less than that. Those are our three brains, in evolutionary succession. The drives and instincts from the reptilian brain are very strong because they’re related to survival – reproduction being one of them. But the sex drive isn’t the only instinct coming from the reptilian brain, and monogamy not the only societal restraint put on these drives, and when we fail to mitigate some of these instincts, to think them through before acting upon them, we always end up “cheating” – ourselves, others, and the best deal in the situation. Emotional intell

*why Pay All That $ 4analysis When There's Blogthings!*
Your Personality Is Idealist (NF) You are a passionate, caring, and unique person. You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals. You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily. Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings. You seek out other empathetic people to befriend. Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships. In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily. At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career. With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone. As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style. On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours. The Three Question Personality Test ******************************************************** You Are An ENFP The Inspirer You love

*why Pay 4analysis....part2*
Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes. You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time. You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it. Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds. You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have? **************************************************************************************************************** You Communicate With Your Ears You love conversations, both as a listener and a talker. What people say is important to you, and you're often most affected by words, not actions. You love to hear complements from others. And when you're upset, you often talk to yourself. Music is very important to you. It's difficult to find you without your iPod. How Do You Communic

Why People Think They Are Not Good Enough
I would just like to comment on a few things that I have been thinking about. Some of us tend to really let ourselves get depressed about the condition that we are in. We look at the status of our love lives and think "Why am I not good enough for anyone?" but we ignore all the factors that prove that perspective wrong. There have been very few people that I have known that didn't have someone overly interested in them. It is this level of interest that generally puts a person off and causes them to write the other off as a less than significant annoyance. The idea here is this; all these people wallowing in self pity ignore the ones that they are actually good enough for. It is a pretty unfair thing to do to equate these other people as so insignificant as to ignore them totally in your understanding of "anyone". I have caught myself from time to time feeling the same way, but fortunately I have caught myself every time and noticed that I am not being fair to those who are actually in

Why People Interfere?
Well this is my first blog here, and I was just wondering why people hate, and just can't get along. Several years ago, someone tried to interfere with my family (ie: my wife and I) and I even tried to be a friend, then this person did the unthinkable, he convinced my wife to make the biggest mistake of her life. Yes I have forgiven her. However now that this person other relationship has ended, who does he run right back too? My Wife. This is even after to spread lies about her and bad mouthed her to no end. All I ask is you had your chance, you failed, like you have with every married women you talk to, so just leave me and my family alone. This blog is not to start any trouble simply to state feelings I have, and wondering why must people try to invade where they are not welcome?

Why Parents (should) Drink...
Why parents drink... Too good NOT to pass on! A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman" Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard what sounded li

Why People Block For No Reasone
i always wonder why people block you for no fucking reasone. they tell you one thing and then the next day they block you and ignore you. i wonder why. you know who you are if you read this. im fucking pissed at them for doing that.

Why Parents Drink
boss wondered one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello?" "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No" Surprised and wanting to talk to an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is there anybody else there?" Yes, " whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Mommy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a h

Why People Cheat
I think the reason people cheat cause they have no respect for others and the person you were with. Is Both where one put everything in there relationship. and the other just takes and takes. while other take with greed and they get pist off cause they get caught then they blame you. Then you start believe them thinking you did something wrong cause there ones did something wrong not the person being cheated on! T

Why Pray???
You can spend your whole life building something from nothing One storm can come and blow it all away Build it anyway You can chase a dream that seems so out of reach and you know it might not ever come your way Dream it anyway God is great, but sometimes life aint good And when I pray it doesnt always turn out like I think it should But I do it anyway, I do it anyway This worlds gone crazy and its hard to believe that tomorrow will be better than today Believe it anyway You can love someone with all your heart, for all the right reasons, and in a moment they can choose to walk away Love em anyway You can pour your soul out singing a song you believe in that tomorrow theyll forget you ever sang Sing it anyway, sing it anyway I sing, I dream, I love, anyway, Who Prays?

Why People Gotta Stab U In The Back
I want to know why it is that someone tells you they got your back and they are your friends.Then they turn around and talk shit on you to other people thinking you won't find out.I think that is messed up.If you ain't gonna be a true friend then don't bother to be a friend to anyone at all.That is what I think about all that shit.

Why People....
I know why people never keep their new years resolutions. Say you go to Sonic Drive-In if you know what those are, and you order a salad...a NICE HEALTHY salad....and they give it to you and you take it home to eat it...you take the lid off and there sits a BIG FAT JUICY ONION RING (which does happen..I bought a salad today).....wtf? They are just tempting you to eat greasy nasty food..given it wouldn't work for me since I hate onions..but that's beside the point. I HATE how fast food restaurants don't just give people what they order....if they order an onion ring on top..give it to them..if not..leave it off...the temptation is almost too much for some people. I've decided I want to eat healthier. I'm a cook now at a substance abuse rehab center...and we make pretty healthy food sometimes, so I'll just start eating there, though lastnight I ate pizza (don't tell) but it was too icy to get out and go to the store..so they delivered in their big ol' truck...hehe...AND my son decided

Why Puerto Ricans R So Cool...
Why Puerto Ricans are so cool... We are a mix of the best of every race. Our legal drinking age is 18. We can't care less what other people think of us. We are not only bilingual but we can speak "Spanglish" Our women are the most beautiful in the world, (5 Miss Universe) We are LATIN, and yet AMERICANS Mofongo (that's all I have to say) In PR, any road will take you to a beach..... or a pub. We are the only "territory" of another country with our own Olympic teams. We do everything under the sun... because we CAN! Because even though we are a territory we are still a whole NATION. We don't need to take vacations to be in a tropical paradise. In PR everything is really close. I can call you sir ("USTED"), and insult you in the same sentence. Our Spanish is completely different than any other Spanish speaking country. We all have cool nicknames. We have the best athletes in the world. We make some of the best coffee of the world. WE CAN DANCE!!!!!!!!! They come fro

Why Parents Drink...
Why parents drink... A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone

Why Parents Drink!!!
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one Day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? "Is your daddy home?" he asked. " Yes ," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, " No ." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" " Yes ." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, May I speak with the policeman?" " No, he's busy ", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer. Growing more wor

Why Parents Drink
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No" Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman" Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried a

Why Parents Drink...
Subject: Why Parents Drink A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuan

Why Parents Drink
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman" Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he he

Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad…..she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be

Why Parents Drink
Why Parents Drink A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad…..she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt

Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad...she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be

Why Parents Have Gray Hair
>>A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed >>nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. >> >>Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It >>was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the >>envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: >> >>Dear Dad, >> >>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to >>elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with >>you and Mom. >> >>I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew >>you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, >>her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than >>I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. >> >>Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in >>the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. >>We share a dream of having many more children. >> >>Joan has opened my eyes

Why Parents Drink
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? " "Is your daddy home?" he asked. " Yes ," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, " No ." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" " Yes ." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" " No, he's busy ", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise i

Why Ppl Gotta Rip My Pic?
Geez http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=750196&albumid=0&i=4082478711# If you wanna rip you should ask and my answer is usually gonna be NO. If you are in my family thats one thing but if I DONT KNOW YOU ....you need not steal my pic. Signed A very mad birfday girl

Why Parents Have Grey Hair
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

Why Pagan Pride?
Why Pagan Pride? Job discrimination. Difficulties with landlords, neighbors. Harassment, up to and including assault and battery. Parents disowning their children; family members turning away. Awkward pauses in conversations. "Why don't you ever come to the office Christmas party?" Sound familiar? Unfortunately, it does to many people. And each issue listed above is too often faced daily by people of "different" sexual orientations, and "different" religious beliefs. Like gays, lesbians, and bisexuals, Pagans cannot always live their lives openly and honestly because of the fear that surrounds them. Because the issues and goals are similar -- to reduce societal xenophobia until no one needs to hide his or her "difference", whether that be who he loves or who he worships -- when I wanted to start a movement to promote understanding and acceptance of Pagan spiritualities, the phrase "Pagan Pride" came immediately to mind. Far from trying to either steal from or invalidate Gay Prid

Why....pt 2
Why do people who are always wrong think they're always right? Why do people who forgive you hold what they forgave you for against you? Why does someone who loves you the most hurts you the worst? Why do we good people say we are sorry for something we didnt do? Why do us good people feel bad when we KNOW we didnt do wrong? Why does love suppose to feel good but the person who loves you makes it feel bad? Why do us good people stay for more when we constantly get put down? Why is it hard for us good people to just walk away? Why does good happen to bad people but bad happenes to good people? Why do us good people try when theres not even hope? PLEASE HELP..ANYONE WANTS TO ANSWER ANY OF THESE QUESTION..ID SURE LIKE ANYONES KNOWLEDGE, INPUT, OR OPINION...MUCH LOVE...

Why Play Golf
Why Play Golf? Why hit a tiny ball as far as you can, then move towards it and then hit it again, until it reaches the hole? Why play under the scorching heat for at least three hours and walk several miles? It is because GOLF is such a fun, challenging and addicting game. You don’t just compete with others, you compete with yourself. You always strive to be better. The happiness that you get when you play well, the big smile on your face when you make a birdie or make a long putt, the feeling that you get when you make a hole in one, the feeling of content, satisfaction, and success! Golf is also good for your health. The ‘walking’ that is involved with golf is good for the heart as well as the lungs. It lessens the risk of heart disease and stroke. It also helps you lose weight and lets you stay fit. It has also been said that walking relieves stress and improves your mood. Let’s face it…as we get older, fast sports like tennis, basketball, soccer and badminton won’t be goo

Why Parents Drink!!!
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be

Why Pretend To Be What Your Not
Hi all my friends Are you getting tired of people pretending to be what they are not? I certainly am because they are pretending to be me some of the time. I wish there was a way for these sites to weed out these wierdos who want to be a celebrity or someone special soooo bad. It sucks for people like me who have worked so hard to be where i am and have gotten so far in my career and kicked ass to do the things ive dreamed of for so long....being a pro wrestler has always been a dream of mine and i finally have become one and am very good at it to boot!!! im the first ever adult film star to cross into mainstream sports entertainment (wrestling) noone has ever ever done it...there was a few gals who went into the ring but ONLY as exaggerated valets we call them like Jasmin St Claire and backyard wrestler (if you can call her that ) Tylene Buck Dont get me wrong these gals are way kool but didnt quite make it to the level i have where im actually a step away from doing my first ever

Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be grow

Why Parents Get Grey Hair
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?" "Yes", whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No." Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes", came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "no". Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child. "Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak

Why Parents Drink
Why Parents Drink... Body: A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom,: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't

Why Parents Have Gray Hair
Just a reminder........ Why Parents Have Gray Hair A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Joan has opened my eyes to the f

Why Parents Drink!!
Why Parents Drink A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed To "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so Nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing ,tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that Marijuana doesn't really hurt anyo

Why Parents Drink...haha
A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom,: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing i

Why Parent's Drink
Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom,: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be gro

Why Prejudice Sucks
What is wrong with the world: I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up

Why Parents Drink
A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom,: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be gr

Why Pooh Is Fucked!
My daughter needs to read a book a night. And in true motherly fashion...I forgot..and...as usual *rolleyes* noone else did either. I stayed home this evening from school due to a wicked cough straight from missouri.It's hangin on there. 3 weeks and counting. So. Gathering up 4 books that I figured were appropriate and challenging enough for her, we headed down the hall to snuggle in bed. I lay there next to my daughter. She smells so sweet. Her hair is long and mixes with mine on the pillows. It was comforting to lie there and be read too. Every now and again opening my eyes to help her with a difficult word. She read through 'Guess how much I love you' 'The foot book' 'I can read with my eyes shut' and when she picked up the last 'Pooh goes visiting' I lay back and listened. It got to a part and we both stopped. I shall share. When rabbit said "Honey or milk with your bread?" Pooh was so excited he said "Both" At last Pooh got up and said that he must be going o

Why Peopel Are So Disrespectfull
i been on this for a while day by day i come on just to have a convo with any 1 its sad that people wont even respond back even if i just send a hello or want to chatwhy do people just bother coming on here what to add people just to be center of attention thats childish

Why Proactive Dating Works
Here's what doing your own picking and emailing first will do for you By Kathryn Lord Special to Yahoo! Personals Updated: Oct 6, 2007 If you are like most of my romance clients, you wish that love would "just happen." Men as well as women cringe at the mere thought of taking action that might make finding love more likely. It's understandable that women are reluctant to make the first move. After all, most of us over 40 were taught to sit and wait. We kind of like being pursued. It's safe. And then there are books like "The Rules" that dictate old-fashioned female passivity for new-age women. But men? That's right, ladies, they are as scared as we are. Maybe more. Perhaps love will "just happen" for some of these people who are "just waiting." After all, each of them has indeed done SOMETHING: They have posted a profile. They've made a semi-public statement that they are single and looking. Maybe, just maybe, Mr. or Ms. Right will see it, be in the 65-75 percent who will act

Why People Have Ignore Me
It's weird when you join lounge you think people would actaly talk to you, not me feel like not even there more like ghost. Shit get more attention be no body than i do being family to lounge. Things don't get any better think go back be no body...lol

Why Parents Drink...
Why Parents drink..... A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really

Why People Are So Jealous About Other People Is Out Of My Mind
Why do people have to be so damn jealous... that shyt is for little kids... if you are jealous over someone bein wit someone else go the fuck up.. people are with how they are for reasons and if they are not wit you there has to be reasons why the are not wit you so just go the fuck up and stop being so damn jealous... people are tired of everyone bein jealous... you need to understand that you cant have everyone that you want... just because you want that person that does not mean that same person wants you... everyone needs to get that through their head... and stop fuckin up other peoples relationships... go out and find someone elses... that will stop alot of drama for alot of people... everyone just needs to worry about their own fuckin life and stop worring about other peoples.... STOP BEING SO DAMN JEALOUS EVERYONE.....

Why Poem
Why am I so blue? Is it because of you? Why am I so sad? Is it because youve made me mad? Why did I let you in? Is it becasue it should have been? Why did I get so close? Is it because I like you the most? Why do I like you so? Is it because you help me grow? Why do I trust you? Is it becasue you want me to? Why did I let you do this to me?

Why Parents Drink!!!! Lmao
A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom,: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be gr

Why People Judge By Looks
First of all let me tell everyone, just because girls have meat on their bones, does not mean that they are any less loveable than the damn barbies of this world. Big girls are the best lovers, and wives. And for any men who fail to see this, well you are just blind. I will be the first to tell ya'll I am not a barbie bodied beauty.Hell I am not even pretty, never have been, never will be. No I am a big beautiful woman though, and I love me. I get lots of people who talk to me like I am just a blob of fat, and they do this because that is how they see me.I get lots of people who treat me like I am a piece of shit, well that I am not either. Well those people are nothing to me. I do not ask that everyone love me, but you should respect me first as a woman, then as a human being. I do not judge people by how they look but by how they treat me when I speak to them or IM them. I have feelings just like every other human being on this earth. And another thing, why do people come on my pa

Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyon

Why Parents Drink....
: Why Parents Drink A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his Bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana does

Why People Are Nasty ???????????
I JUST GOT AM EMAIL FROM THIS GUY http://www.fubar.com/user/1361260 IF HE PAID AN MIND TO READING MY PROFILE HE WOULD OF NOT SAID WHAT HE DID TO ME WELL AT LEAST I WOULD NOT from: 86 date: 2007-11-22 15:46:58 subject: pussy? read receipt: No replied: 2007-11-22 15:48:29 block user can i see your pussy? WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE JUST NASTY

Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ours

Why Parents Drink
Why Parents Drink The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .' Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?' ' Yes ' 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No ' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' ' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman. ' Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' ' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' ' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered ans

Why Parents Drink.... Lol
Why parents drink The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello ?" "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes" whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered,"No" Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered,"No" Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child," a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" " No, he's busy ", wispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard

Why Parents Drink Part2
Why parents drink The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello ?" "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes" whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered,"No" Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered,"No" Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child," a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" " No, he's busy ", wispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard

Why Patriots Are Hated
ATMBossLiesFantasyOxygenJulioSearchRoyalsSongE(mail)Sitting at a Boston bar early last Sunday morning, Nancy Brady handed me a Grey Goose and soda and posed a simple question. As she relishes the greatest season that her younger brother, Tom, has ever enjoyed – and the success of a New England Patriots team that seems to have taken football to an ethereal level – the unfailingly upbeat Ms. Brady can't help but notice the chill coming at her from all directions. "Why does everybody hate us?" she asked. "When we won the first Super Bowl, we were the out-of-nowhere underdogs, and everyone seemed to celebrate it. Even when we won the other two, it didn't seem like people were that against us. But now … " She stopped and smiled before continuing: "Now people are saying, 'Break out the Dramamine.' " OK, that was a dig. Nancy is no shrinking violet, and if you don't believe me, ask the rowdy actress who only narrowly escaped from a Gillette Stadium luxury box after incurring her w

Why Ppl Gotta Get Mad About Pics?
okay, so I had some nsfw pics up..and now I have a boyfriend....we i took them down not because I have a boyfriend but because I was trying to be someone that I wasn't...so now, I told someone that i was talking about that i have a boyfriend now and they take me off their friends...wow! some way to show that they even liked talking to you in the first place I guess...I don't care anymore...I probably won't be on here anymore much longer...drama drama drama...oh well, if u are my friend you will not delete me from your friends just because i recently got a new boyfriend and I took my nsfw pics down...anyways, Happy New Year

Why Parents Drink!!!
A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom,: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be growing i

Why Parents Drink
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy," whispered the child. "Busy doing what? "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard what sounde

Why Physicists Don't Write Comic Books
“The Empress and her chosen dwelling place, the Seat of Power, remained invisible and undetectable. Shuttles traveled back and forth daily from much of the world and, through the view ports of her private chambers, the Empress saw them all.” Perhaps the opening paragraph of chapter two in my first novel “Progeny” (ISBN 1418499455) won’t go down in history as scintillating prose, but it does what I believe an introduction ought to do, present a character in a distinct environment doing something and prompting you the reader to ask (I hope) what happens next. (It’s good … I don’t want to spoil it for you!) Dealing with super heroes – by the way, the Empress is not one of them – means you have to give them a truly great, truly nasty villain to measure themselves against. Trust me, the Empress IS in a very subtle way. Writing this and my other novels after this was my answer to what happens next, and I tried to make them as real world (that is, something you could actually believe

Why Parents Drink
Why Parents Drink Body: The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .' Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?' 'Yes.' 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No .' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' ' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman '. Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' ' No, he's busy ', whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' ' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,' came the whispered answer. Growin

Why Put Up Your Middle Finger In Pictures
I don't know if people think it is cool or what. But I myself think it isn't cool at all. We use to do it in the 60s when it ment "up yours" I don't know what it means now. But when anyone does it to me in person, I take a hold of that finger and cause them significant pain. If anyone can tell me the significance of it and why it is such a popular thing to do in pictures these days, it would be appreciated. I myself don't think it is very classy but then again who am I, just a guy with old fashioned ideas.

Why People Lose Or Gain Faith In "god".
(March, 30 2008) This is an expanded version of a comment I left on a MUMM about why people lose and gain faith in God and will write more about it soon. For many people, God or Christ is a concept for in which we measure pain. For others it is a a way to find guidance to the mystery of why they are here and what they "should" be doing in their lives. For some, it becomes a way to learn love and compassion, while others it becomes a trap of old views that date back to medieval times that have hardly evolved with scientific and historic discoveries. Religions actually keep us from understanding our true nature, the nature of the universe and of each other. For example, lets look at the reason for Atonement. The theory of evolution provided us with the knowledge to discover DNA testing and other discoveries which has in return proved the theory to this day. In 1871 when the theory was introduced, it did no personal harm to Adam, but the thought that Adam and Eve were our primal

Why Parents Drink
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello?" "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No ." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman ". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy," whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the backgroun

Why Parents Drink!!
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad. " With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Why Parents Drink
Why parents drink: A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you . I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyo

Why Ppl Are 2 Faced
just a small rant, but i have to get this out in the open... in this lifes journey i realize ppl cross paths... and we learn positive lessons and negative lessons... but honestly... if a person has something to say to me or about me at least have the balls to say it to my face... dont act like a friend...avoid me for months...then pop back up again cuz i r jelous for what ever reason... dont be the pansy foot work for a "friend either" come on...grow up

Why People Fake It 2 Make It
ok i was talking to this dude the other day and i got a suprise!!! this cat is using my good friends photos and claims it to be himself pretty sad,so i asked him why is he using my friends photos and claiming to be him...sure enough he blocked me becuase the truth was to be told, well i remember when my boy had his account on fu this candyman dude checked him out and snagged most of his images and placed them into his own folders even though he could not use the salute my friend had since diffrent users had diff profile links well so i asked a good friend from fubar to get some information on this guy named candyman come to find out he likes young girls...check out his myspace he has Underage Kids on his profile and friends list,i know i should not care but just giving people heads up there is alot of fake people on the internet} so here we go let this people be known so if you have this dude as your friend/fam he is 100% fake trying to be someone he is not or ever will be Cur

Why People Enter Our Lives
When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person. When someone is in your life for a REASON. . . It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part, or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered. And now it is time to move on. Then people come into your life for a SEASON.... Because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They bring you an experience of pe

Why People, Why....?
another stabbing along the line...seems i am missing them personally...seemingly staying one step ahead of these incidents. hoping that this continues too... last night another stabbing occured on the lrt station line...the previous one was really weird, since the victim simply vanished after leaving his mark... the call had come in for a crew to attend to some blood at a station just 2 removed from mine...i almost responded, being the closest one though i wasn't assigned to that one-the ones who were couldn't get there on time. as it happened, someone from the downtown leg was able to get there and so he did-confronted by a massive blood spectacle...the victim had been stabbed at a stop, then leaving a huge trail of blood proceeded into the station, having taken off his blood filled shoe began slapping it all along the walls, the escalators, everywhere blood flying... it took them hours to pressure wash the station clean, needing of course to close it to the public. thinking that

Why Private Pics? How To See Them
I AM HERE FOR FRIEMDS AND NOTHING MORE,I AM MARRIED TO A WONDERFUL WOMEN,CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT THIS SITE IS ALL ABOUT. FUN LOVING PERSON,PEOPLES PERSON LOVE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE TO SEEE WHAT THEY R ALL ABOUT. DON'T BE SHY DROP ME A LINE. MORE TO COME

Why Parents Have Grey Hair . . .
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst of premonitions going through his mind, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I've been finding real passion with Nancy and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. I know she is much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Nancy says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Nancy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really

Why People Envy Me!
People Envy Your Compassion You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain. People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them. What Do People Envy About You?

Why People Have To Feel The Need To Report A Pic
Some clown comes into my photos today after this pic has been in my folder for almost a month now and the bouncers never marked it as NSFW but some wanker decides "oh lets have a report day on pics" and what do ya know BINGO the bouncers are up me ass and therefore send me the lovely message One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of fubar. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of 'fubar' policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning. Click here for reported image. WTF is up with some ppl are ya jealous of the person or the persons pic at the time ya viewed and reported? get a go

Why Puerto Ricans Are The Koolest!
Why Puerto Rican are so COOL! We are a mix of the best of every race. Our legal drinking age is 18. We don't care less what other people think of us. We are not only bilingual but we can speak 'Spanglish' Our women are some of the most beautiful in the world, (7 Miss Universe) We are LATINOS, and yet AMERICANS In PR, any road will take you to a beach..... or a pub. We are the only 'territory' of another country with our own Olympic teams. We do everything under the sun... because we CAN! We don't need to take vacations to be in a tropical paradise. In PR everything is really close. I can call you sir ('USTED'), and insult you in the same sentence. Our Spanish is completely different than any other Spanish speaking country. We all have cool nicknames. (Pucho, Tito, Cuca la Loca!!) We have some of the best athletes in the world. We make the best coffee of the world. even the Pope drinks it

Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girl friend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is 25 years older than I am.But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter! We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be

Why Pay For Something That Should Be Given/
I find it amusing that women and I guess men alike sell there self's on the net. I am sure that some might need to see others naked over the net to pass there time but think about it. We r on the internet do you really have to pay for it. lol It all starts with some casual conversation and showing a brief interest then comes the proposition. Something like hey baby u want to see more of me. Oh good times! Sex does sell and it is a lucrative business but I stand firm and I wonder if most do as well with this belief. Why do people pay for something that can be given freely?

Why People Get Off On The Sex-for-money Scenario
Every year at kinky sex camp, we create a multi-room erotic play-space for attendees, and for one night, each room has a theme. We like to keep things fresh, so we change up the themes every couple of years, but one never seems to go out of style: the Brothel. It's a modest space with eight stations, each with a bed, a little table, and a flimsy curtain separating it from the next bed, plus a back room with a double bed and a little more privacy (which costs more, natch). We have our own currency at the event (kundalini kash), which campers can win, earn, borrow, and eventually spend. There's a madam who recruits and organizes the whores, collects kash, matches clients with workers, and generally oversees the place. It's always the busiest room. People don't tire of the sex-for-money fantasy. Actually, there is no one fantasy, but multiple scenarios, dynamics, and roles possible within the brothel setting. I talked to a bunch of this year's whores (who included men, women, transfolk

Why Parents Drink
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice. 'May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .' Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?' ' Yes .' 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No .' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' ' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman '. Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' ' No, he's busy ', whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' ' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,' came the whispered answer. Growing more

Why Parents Drink
Why Parents Drink A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion....Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that mariju

Why People Don't Help Others!!!
THIS IS WHY SOME PEOPLE DON'T HELP OTHERS!!!! DENVER – A good Samaritan who helped push three people out of the path of a pickup truck before being struck and injured has gotten a strange reward for his good deed: A jaywalking ticket. Family members said 58-year-old bus driver Jim Moffett and another man were helping two elderly women cross a busy Denver street in a snowstorm when he was hit Friday night. Moffett suffered bleeding in the brain, broken bones, a dislocated shoulder and a possible ruptured spleen. He was in serious but stable condition Wednesday. The Colorado State Patrol issued the citation. Trooper Ryan Sullivan said that despite Moffett's intentions, jaywalking contributed to the accident. Moffett had been driving his bus when the two women got off. In the interest of safety, he got out and, together with another passenger, helped the ladies cross. Moffett's stepson, Ken McDonald, said the driver of the pickup plowed into his stepfather, but not bef

Why People Lie — And How To Tell If They Are There Are Liars, And Then There Are Liars.
Just an article that I wanted to post for my own reference I suppose. It doesnt so much refer to Fu-Life cause its "almost" impossible to tell if someone here is lying to you.... but I think liars give themselves away in time. It takes way too much energy to lie, and they get tired at some point.... just mho! ********************************* Why people lie — and how to tell if they are There are liars, and then there are LIARS. Dr. Gail Saltz explains why they do it and how to spot one Contributor TODAY updated 11:58 a.m. PT, Sat., Jan. 31, 2004 Everybody lies. It may only be “white” lies, but everyone tells lies or “omits the truth” sometimes. We start lying at around age 4 to 5 when children gain an awareness of the use and power of language. This first lying is not malicious, but rather to find out, or test, what can manipulated in a child’s environment. Eventually children begin to use lying to get out of trouble or get something they want. White lies, those

Why Pornos Are Horrible
I started watching pornos about a year ago. I still to this day believe I could make a better one. Here are the reasons that I am starting to hate the pornos: 1. no woman would shove a penis so far down her throat that she gags. 2. No woman would hork on a penis or vagina. Its not attractive. 3. when having an orgasm not all woman stare directly into the camera. 4. not all woman bend like gumby 5. If your going to slap the person your having sex with do it hard. 6. pulling hair means pulling hair not caressing it 7. Havign a threesome is not the girl holding the other girls hair while shes giving the guy head 8. when they say kinky sex its doesn’t always mean disgusting. 9. you will never fuck an 18 year old at the age of 35 plus get over it, this does not make a good scene. 10. lol when fingering a girl do it for more then three finger pumps then shoving those said fingers in her mouth… that’s a buzz kill 11. DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY IN THE CAMERA!!!! 12. we can all tell yo

Why People Freakin' Down Size
Once Upon a time I use to cost 1.5million then some asshole cut me down to... $1000 Seriously... what the hell so I put it as friends only I honestly think... it should be set to where ur not allowed to down size someones amount... you should have to do like $1000 increases.. But thats just me!! happy mothers day to everyone whos a mom!

Why Pay
Why do people get on here expecting others to pay them to see them naked on cam or their naked pictures? I do not understand why one person would pay someone on here when there is free porn all over the internet. I would have to be very very desperate to want to pay some chick to see her naked pictures on here.... HAHA

Why? Pt 2
Why can't people take responsibility for their actions? Why do we blame others for our laziness? Why do we wan't everything handed to us? Why don't people say please and Thank You anymore? Why do people think they should automatically be treated as Royalty? Why do people only talk to others when they are given things? Why are people so insecure with themselves? Why are people so blind to the obvious? Why is it everyone else's fault for our actions? Why am I going to go lay on the ground and freeze My ass off today?

Why People Hurt The One's They Love By Cheating Part 2
My last blog I discussed how sex contributes to the reason why people cheat in a relationship. In this blog I will go over the lack of team work that there is in the relationship and how this in turn contributes to cheating in the relationship. We all have this, and it doesn't matter if one person is older, younger, more intelligent, stronger emotionally, wiser, or even just more experienced. We all have our expectations on how the relationship we are in should be like. No matter what type of relationship we would like to have it takes a lot of hard work and determination. The real problems start probably for the most part after the first 4 months of a relationship. In the first 4 months usually everybody is on there best behavior trying to impress the other person do whatever they can to make them happy. Thinking they don't want to say the wrong thing or do the wrong thing. Then after the four months everything changes. For some reason people tend to think that it is there primar

Why People Hurt The One's They Love By Cheating Part 1
Cheating, you can ask your friends or family. And I will guarantee you that the majority of them will tell you the same thing. Either the man could not keep it in his pants and he is such a bastard or that the woman is a slut and just a whore. Or perhaps the person that they cheated with, is a slut or a whore, or just an asshole trying to get laid. You hear this all the time, and the funny thing is that this is the first thing that friends and family will tell you. You don't hear them tell you that it was your own fault. It is always easier to blame someone else rather than take the blame yourself. People always think to themselves why did he/she do this to me. What have I done to deserve such a betrayal from this person. And the question that everybody should be asking is what have I or could have done to prevent this from happening. The truth is that people cheat for two reasons. The first is lack of team work that is there in the relationship. Which I will discuss in pa

Why People Lie About Some Stupid Shit
ok my ex called me telling he was going to get me fired from my job all kinds of crazy shit . i'm pissed tellling him what the fuck is he talking about and it turns out me and this jerkoff who i dated for about 3 years until we broke up 2 years ago and he tells me i was cheating on him with some guy i never met so i get the number from him and meet my ex somewhere and call up this asshole and tell him why is he lieing and he said i'm sorry i just said that so i can be with you and i told him baby you could never be with me and with how he try to get woman with lieing he was going to get his ass kicked one day and i comfront my ex and tell him to never call me and i changed my number and it hurt my feelings also because i loved him and would never do shit like that . i lost alot of respect for him that he would believe that shit and he could have gone on his threat to get me fired that shocks me . i still don't get why you go on someone's word who he don't know and don't go on someone's

Why Ppl Treat Shit !!!!!!!!!!
WHY IS PPL HAVE GIVE U SHIT WHEN U HAVE DONE EVERTHING FOR THEM AND THEY TREAT LIKE U ARE PIECE SHIT ..... WHY DO PPL SAY OH IM HERE FOR U NO MATTER WHAT ..... NO MATTER WHAT PPL WILL BE ASSWHOLE BUT U FIND PPL THAT IS TRUE FRIENDS KEEP THEM AND FUCK THE ONES THAT TREAT U SHIT AND KEEP THE ONES THAT TREAT GOOD AND THERE FOR U WHEN U NEED THEM...

Why Prism Should Not Be A Surprise
It annoys me that so many people are shocked that a program such as PRISM exists. Like the idea of the federal government monitoring United States citizens is incredibly outlandish and unheard of. Nobody should be surprised. This behavior is nothing new.Surveillance culture is a product of the Cold War. Just like how our military's size, readiness and resources has never really changed since the Cold War ended (only gotten bigger due to 9/11 and foreign conflicts), the foundation of our intelligence infrastructure has remained in a large part unchanged. It would be naive to think the surveillance culture that formed a large part of Cold War-era intelligence ended along with the Cold War.Then 9/11 came along and precipitated an expansion of both our military and intelligence agencies. New technologies have permitted easier data collection and aggregation on a scale that was impossible in the past. Because these intelligence agencies at their heart still function on Cold War principles,

Why Questions
A mother asked President Bush, "Why did my son have to die in Iraq?" Another mother asked President Kennedy, "Why did my son have to die in Viet Nam?" Another mother asked President Truman, "Why did my son have to die in Korea? Another mother asked President F.D. Roosevelt, "Why did my son have to die at Iwo Jima?" Another mother asked President W. Wilson, "Why did my son have to die on the battlefield of France?" Yet another mother asked President Lincoln, "Why did my son have to die at Gettysburg?" And yet another mother asked President G. Washington, "Why did my son have to die near Valley Forge?" Then long, long ago, a mother asked... "Heavenly Father, why did my Son have to die on a cross outside of Jerusalem?" The answers to all these are similar -- "So that others may have life and dwell in peace, happiness and freedom." This was emailed to me with no author and I thought the magnitude and the simplicity were a

Why?? Questions That Need To Be Answered Someday!!
Why do doctors leave the room when you get undressed? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why does a pizza get to the house faster than an ambulance? Why is the original text in a document called "copy"? Why do drug stores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescription, but smokers can get their cigarettes up front? (thanks to Imani) Why is the small size of a candy bar the "fun size"? It's more fun to eat a big candy bar. (thanks to Shane) Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? (thanks to Steve M.) Why are there handicap parking places in front of the skating rink? Why doesn't whoop-ass doesn't come in bottles? (thanks to Schmidty) Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and then a diet coke? Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? (thanks to Evets) Why do banks leave both doors open but they chain the pens to the counter? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know th

Why Question
have you ever thought of how many questions start with ''why'' u have ask?? i mean, we all use it all the time ,for everything about everything but,cuz i am crazy i was thinking,what if we only could ask one question ,just one question starts with why?!! i know what my question would be do u know what would be ur only and one why question?? lol dont tell me it is : why i am reading this dump blog?? cuz i been asked that before lol but u might ask like everyone else why would i do that one why question thing?? lol muahhhhhz my friends

Why Rate A 1
why would anyone rate something a 1 if you dont like something then just dont rate it at all if a person gets a 1 then that just shows the immaturity of others wether it be picture or a persons profile they do what they can to show off stuff they dont need some arrogant individual rateing them a low score so for all those who give a one to anyone kiss my ass

Why Robin Is Going To Be A Lesbian...
Well, i know I am probably gonna get my ass chewed for this one... but holy fucking shit... i hate men... you say one thing, and BAM, WWIII... i mean, HOLY FUCKING HELL.... I am not mentioning names, nor the discussion.... all i am going to say is, i now remember why i like being single... and why i don't like men, and why i keep breaking up with them, because i CANNOT deal with some of their BULLSHIT... i mean WHAT THE FUCK is going on inside your heads?!?!?! REALLY?!?!?! COME THE FUCK ON!!!! I say ONE THIGN, and it's like i fucking started a war... I don't get it... although, i know i'm over-reacting, because i do that.... often... but still, why i just spent an hour defending myself over something i felt, i don't know... I am so fucking confused right now... this ahs been the shittiest week for me... can anything go right? seriously... I know i suck at relationships... i have never denied that... but holy fucking hell... is this really my fault? Did i say something wrong? I don't g

Why Robin Hates Men... Part 467892
OOOHHHH my god... ok.... SOOOO, robin does stuff, a lot of stuff, on a daily basis, right? Then i blog about it... GASP!!!! SHOCKING!!! I don't tell EVERYONE EVERY LITTLE THING i do... SOOOOO i blog about it.... thats what robin does... I also apparently am on PAROLE, and must check in with my PO... cuz i got told basically that me not explaining to him where i was was disrespectful, and annoys him... WTF?!?!?! I mean, it's that type of stupid shit that annoys the hell out of me.... AND that type of stupid shit why i am not DATING this guy... i would post the convo, but i'd have to change the name and it'd just be drama... but i'm a bitch, i know i am... it's TOUGH for me to care about other people's feelings about what I do... so when i get told it annoys someone cuz they have to read about my life through my blogs... CONGRATS, so do most people in my life who don't TEXT MESSAGE ME!!!! now, those people who txt me, always get the play by play!!! *lol* But still how the fuck does

Why Rosey's Attic?
Did ya ever get stuff sent to ya through e-mail, or other venues and ya stuffed it somewhere, wanting to keep it for its humor, its message, because it had to do with special events, or just because of sentiment? Well, I do....and I have stuff crammed everywhere...so, since most times things I squirrel away end up in storage or an attic...that's what I decided to call this blog section....Rosey's Attic. Hope ya'll enjoy browsing through here from time to time to see what I've thrown up here to take out and look thru when nostalgia hits.

Why Revolution Is Necessary
by Dr. William Pierce One of the most interesting developments that I've seen since September 11 is the public hinting by people in the Federal Bureau of Investigation that it really would be helpful to them if they were permitted to torture suspects or other people from whom they wanted information, like the police in Israel do. These hints haven't been given a big play by the news media, but there is a report on the subject in the October 21 issue of the Washington Post and a column by Jonathan Alter in this week's issue of Newsweek. These stories seem to be what the media people call "trial balloons": give a new proposal just enough exposure to get a bit of public reaction from the perceptive minority without alarming the lemmings. If the response isn't strongly negative, then push the proposal hard. I'll read you just a few sentences from the October 21 story in the Washington Post, to give you the flavor of the proposal: FBI and Justice Department

Why Rape Is No Good
Guy:"Lets have sex right now." Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" ikinGirl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in y

Why... (rough Draft.. )
Kisses so soft I know it’s a dream Memories of you I play Like a movie I see us together again Why must I go ….thro this pain WHY. must I feel this way about YOU WHY do I cry the way I do Tears they keep falln blood on the floor I just cant take the pain anymore A life once I loved I’m ready to leave All alone I sit desperately Reaching for you I know that your gone I’ll be joining you with the coming of the dawn WHY must I feel this way about YOU Why do I cry the way I do Tears they keep falln… blood o the floor I just cant take the pain anymore You left me alone I walk by myself Black shadows haunting my path Blood on my hands Face on the floor I wont have to take this pain anymore A soul once trapted but free it will be Soaring forever look what you did to me Missed by no one taken by one I am the holder of the gun Future never to be in my path I am now free taken from here I will no longer shed any tears… Why must I feel this way abou

Why??? (rant Time)
I have not figured out yet why some guys just have no clue. When did it become acceptable to trample over boundaries? For example.. (Read Bottom Up) ->sinlessfur...: besides a pissed off expression and a much higher set of values then u have? NONE OF YOUR CONCERN HAGD sinlessfur...: yea , i have one of those too...what r u wearing ->sinlessfur...: my wedding ring sinlessfur...: what r u wearing I would have thought I made it plain... wedding ring = not interested. I know not all men out there are like this. In fact I have many dear friends on Fubar who are men who treat me with the hightest respect. LOL Even those I often flirt with and dool over. I mean, yeah I am married not dead. I flirt just as much as the next person... most of the time more then many. But there is always a line you don't cross and signals you don't ignore. Why in the world can't they make it mandatory in say HS that we all ( yes we woman can be as bad as any man) take a class called NOT INTER

Why Robin Should Rule The World
Ok, actually, that would suck... way too much shit involved there. Just sounded like a good title. :D Man, could you imagine that. Me controlling everything... (hmmm much different than now??) I seriously think we should create a city... where i own it... Not the mayor... OWN... like, OWN OWN. And then, everyone does as i say. Wouldn't that just kick ass?? Eh, I'd probably get too bored with that... I mean, yeah... thats just not something I could handle. Cuz if someone talked back, I'd have to kill them, and thats just messy... blood stains ya know?? SOOO, this morning I was sleeping peacefully when I heard "Fuck you motherfucker, I done (not dont)wanna hair YER shit" UUGGH and realized, welcome to hell... SO here's my idea.... Next time they start in on their shit while I'm sleeping, I'm walking out onto my patio, with my gun, and saying "Listen here you fuck tards, shut the fuck up, or I'll do it for you" Think it'll work?? OORR probably get my ass kicked.... I actually lo

Why Riding A Motorcycle Is The Best And Worse Thing Ever
So we were on a poker run yesterday and I watcher as two friends of mine fighting over somthing stupid just before they got back on their bike, and 5 miles down the road I watched them crash on their bike they r fine but you never know when you time on this earth will be your last. Also yesterday I saw my friends stevie and shanna they wernt so lucky I just got a phone call that last nite they went down also shanna is dead and stevie is alive but I dotn have anyother deatils then that. So please when you see a biker give them just a couple of extra inches it could mean life or death. r.i.p shanna I will miss you

Why Rant Online?
Just because, that's why;) Some days are just crap, and sometimes I just have to let go and spray about things, it's a part of who I am... I figure that if you're interested in getting to know me, I should show all of me... If you're not interested in me, meh, my nose still has all it's skin. This is where I have my dummy-spits, where I let my foul mouth run rampant. I'm hoping I will have to use this blog less and less. We'll see how I grow, eh?

Why R U All Fucking With Me??????????
I hate to tell ya'll this but Melissa Troy and I are not one in the same. You all are so full of shit. I don't know who is trying to fuck with me but I have an idea. I am not going to tolerate the bullshit. I will go to the FCC and have you all fucking removed from the internet. I mind my own mother fuckin business and I don't say shit to any of you drama kings and queens of the KOW SOW whatever the fuck you all are. I keep to myself. Ya'll can KISS MY FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't ask anyone for anything here. I talk to my friends and that is it. I am only part of MWT because I really like Mystic Warrior and he is a very decent friend. Unlike all the rest of you. THIS BLOG IS NOT AIMED AT ANY OF MY REAL FRIENDS, JUST THE KOW AND SOW MEMBERS WHO LIKE TO TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW. I honestly don't give a damn what people think of me anymore. God did not put me on this earth to impress a damn soul. If you have an issue with me voice it. I do have an e mail addres

Why R U So Stupid?
What is so hard about being honest? Really do guys think we r stupid? Im not sure if they get better or worse with age. I just know that all of the guys ive dated and most of the guys i know r really fkn stupid! Guys women have and all ways will be smarter than u so please stop thinking we r as stupid as u:)

Why.......read.....maybe
WTF is like saying NWAF (Not Worth A Fuck), but do you know what LOVE IS? OMG please tell Me! Why can you show love and what you get back is Less then? Just a question, you get the same pictures, but nothing special just for YOU. WHY IN THAT?????? OMG my FRIST BLOG....... Where is the ANSWER?

Why Research Is So Important!
Lymphoma is often called the “Rosetta Stone” of cancer research because it has helped unlock the mysteries of several other types of cancer. The Lymphoma Research Foundation funds some of the most cutting-edge research to find a cure for non-Hodgkin lymphoma. Some promising research areas are: * New antibody treatments, which act like guided missiles that zero in on specific targets (antigens) on the lymphoma cells * Vaccine treatments to stimulate the immune system to attack the lymphoma * Profiling tumors by examining the finger-print-like pattern expressed by genes, thus aiding in prognosis and development of new treatments * Testing new therapies that are biologically targeted to unique abnormalities specific to certain lymphomas (Thanks Charley for the Vid)

Why Relationships Fail By Bob Makransky
Why Love Relationships Fail Love relationships fail because at no time in our training by society are we given a factual model of what a love relationship is, or how to make one succeed. There are fundamentally three levels on which intimate relationships operate, and our social training only prepares us to deal with one of them – the most superficial one – and even that one ineptly. This superficial level is called the expectations level. It is usually the only level we address consciously. The expectations level consists of all our self-images and self-importance. When we primp ourselves in front of a mirror, what we are primping is our expectations of other people. It’s the level of our daydreams and fantasies, whereon everyone is as impressed with us as we are with ourselves. On the expectations level what interests us the most about a prospective partner is his or her physical attractiveness, manner of dress and bearing, social and educational background, future prosp

Why R People Asses
When i am off of work i try my best to come on line and give a little luv. resently seeing that i do alot of auto 11. i'd start making a comment just from them people. Well This am i started on 1 that had a happy hour first thing this am . I rated 3 folders and when i was working on the next 1 came back went to post it and found out that they had blocked me. Never to even talk to them. Why bother haveing a Happy Hour, If u don't want any luv. What a waste of Time. I so hate mean people they so suck.. imikimi - Customize Your World!

Why R We The Only Ones Considered To Be Racist?
This is great. I have been wondering about > why Whites are racists, and no other race is. > > > > > > > > > Proud to be White > > > Michael Richards better known as Kramer > > > from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point. > > > This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments > > > in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points... > > > Someone finally said it... How many are actually paying attention > > > to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian > > > Americans, Arab Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman' ... and that's OK. > > > But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel > > > Jockey, Beanery, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist. You say that > > > whites commit a lot of violence against you... so why are the ghettos > > >

Why Random Acts Of Kindness Are So Important
Lets spread some kindness around!!! Be generous. Give to those you love; give to those who love you, give to the fortunate, give to the unfortunate — yes, give especially to those you don’t want to give. You will receive abundance for your giving. The more you give, the more you will have!– W. Clement Stone Wikipedia says that a random act of kindness is: “a selfless act performed by a person or persons wishing to either assist or cheer up an individual… There will generally be no reason other than to make people smile, or be happier.” Perhaps it is the use of the world random that is misleading, and that it would be easier if we used the word spontaneous or impulsive instead. Spontaneity means we are acting on an impulse, in the moment, freely; particularly, that we are moved to do something for someone without any thought of receiving something in return. Such behavior is surely the ground of a healthy and joyful society, where we happily giv

Why Rays Fan And Not Yankees
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?" "Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?" "Then

Why Romney Lost
This author skyped this to a friend on Wednesday afternoon (Israel time), after having watched the election results through the night and morning:Romney's loss still hurts very much and I wonder if, when the history books are written, whether those two guys -- Mouder [well, at least I got the Mou of Mourdock right] and that other guy [Akin] whose name I don't remember at all, may/should be blamed for costing Romney Big-Time through their evocation of G'd's name re: rape and resultant pregnancy or abortion. We know that all is under Hashem's control, but the evocation of Hashem's name, i.e., "G'd willed it (the pregnancy)" vocalization seemed very insensitive and a thus a total turn-off and turn-around to those who might've, could've otherwise voted for Romney were it not for the idiocy of these two abortive Senatorial candidates. I prefer to remember the Romney campaign in October for the great showings that he and Ryan had in each of the debates. They held their own with a smooth

Why So Many Englishmen Don't Like Benfica
EURO 2004 ->Portugal wins in the penalty kicking. ->Portugal goalkeeper takes off the gloves in the last penalty and stop the shoot. ->Portuguese goalkeeper decide to take the last penalty kick and scores giving the victory to Portugal. WORLD CUP 2006 ->Once again Portugal puts England out of the cup EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ->My club(Benfica) put Manchester United out of competition. EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ->Benfica eliminates the European Champion in title in his own stadium.

The Why's Of Men
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Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic
Titanic's big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive. Star Wars has WAY cooler action figure potential. Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water. Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedimaterial; Rose is just marriage bait. Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage. When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say "Look at the size of that thing!" and really mean it. It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun. Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyedamphibians to Admiral. Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship. We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up planets for fun. Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an

Why Should We Have To
OK I'm not a complete and total prude but at the same time, I don't enjoy going into someone's gallery and seeing some guys erection or some girls nasty looking kootch... This is why I have all the ADULT IMAGES turned off. It's just nicer that way... Really if someone wants to share their genitals with the known world of this website, go for it but at least mark it adult! So I was thinking, yesterday, when I found this gallery... It was a man's gallery, and it was chocked full of pictures of his penis and other things I will not mention.... none of which were marked adult. So I went into a lounge and asked some people what could be done, and they tell me to click the "report image" link. Ok, great idea folks but that forces me to open up the picture, scroll down it, and click the link. Plus the pictures had been uploaded back in September, could it be they have gone this long without being reported. The guy doesn't have any pictures of his face (unless you count the horribl

Why So Far?
Why do we go through hell for so long? Then meet the one person who takes our very thoughts and completely rules them. The person we just want to hold and love and care about. The person who we think could be our soulmate but we have been through so much heartache and pain that we are scared. Almost too scared to care. Yet we still do. We still stand there and talk to them and let ourselves care. who knows maybe even love them. Why do they have to be so far away though. so far away that they seem centuries from you. They are the closest person emotionally cause they live in your mind and heart and soul. Yet they are physically miles away. Away from you. So you go to sleep at night hugging your pillow and puttin your babies asleep alone cause you cant hold them and they cant help to put the baby to sleep. Silently wishing you had them in your arms and that you could have a warm body next to you holdin you back and telling you that everything is gonna be ok. Rather than that pillow. Why

Why Sleep?
So I closed tonight at work, which means I puched out at 10:30. I have to open tomorrow, which means I have to be there by 6:30 am. Want to know a secret? I'm going to nap for a few hours in my work clothes, wake up at 6 am and leave LoL. I already smell like coffee, what's the damn difference? No one will ever know, except those of you reading this. I'm going to change my shirt because I have the red holiday t-shirt on now, which we are only allowed to wear on Friday and Saturday, so I will have my gay white collared polo style shirt on tomorrow. So I'll kind of be clean LoL. I'm only working til noon, so I'll come home, get a much needed shower, and then go over to my friend's house. We are in a vicious puzzle war. It's do or die time tomorrow, I have to finish mine before she finishes hers. Yeah, that's how I get down. I'm just so cool, I know LoL.

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't know....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8

Why Santa Is A Man
Why Santa is a Man! 1. Santa lives at the North Pole. Anyone who has ever dated/married/ been in the same room with a woman knows that unless the air temperature is high enough to cook a small turkey, she will complain about it being too cold. So, there is NO way she would choose the North Pole as her base of operations. The Bahamas would be more to her taste. 2. Santa is fat and jolly. I dare ANYONE to describe ANY woman as "fat and jolly" to her face and expect to survive! If Santa were a woman, and you referred to her as this, you wouldn't find coal in your stocking, you'd find a pipe-bomb ! 3. Santa at the mall. Now, I know that others have used the "Mall" example as proof that Santa is a woman. However, you see both men and women at the mall. And let me ask you this...What does Santa DO at the mall??? HE SITS DOWN!!! Do you ever see women sitting down at the mall??? Noooo! Women are running around trying to find a dust ruffle that matches the

Why Should I Put Up With That??
SO I HAVE BEEN ON CHERRY TAP FOR ALMOST 3 MONTHS AND I THINK THAT I HAVE BECOME A PRETTY LOYAL MEMBER I MEAN I AM HERE ALL THE TIME AND I HAVE WELL OVER 700 FRIENDS. WELL WHAT IS THE USE OF HAVING THIS FRIENDS AND FANS IF WHEN YOU ASK FOR HELP OVER HALF OF THEM DONT COME BUT WHEN THEY ASK I AM THERE COMMENT BOMBING MY LITTLE ASS AWAY I EVEN COMMENT BOMB PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT MY FRIENDS BECAUSE MY FRIENDS ASK ME TOO. AND THEN THIS WHOLE BULLENTIN THING IF YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE THE TIME TO GO TO IT AND READ IT THEN REPOST IT AND GO ADN VOTE DAMN YOU TOOK THAT 2 MINUTES OUT OF YOUR LIFE TAKE ANOTHER 30 SECONDS. I AM HERE TO HELP WHOEVER AND VOTING FOR WHATEVER YOU THROW MY WAY AND I RATE AND COMMENT THE HELL OUT OF AS MANY PEOPLE AS I CAN. AND ALSO I HAVE IT ON MY PROFILE NOW THAT U DO NOT ASK TO SEE MY PRIVATES IF YOU CAN NOT RATE MY PICS HELL THERE ARE SOME THAT GO THRU THE WHOLE PROCESS OF ASKING AND WHEN THEY GET THERE THEY CANT EVEN RATE IT. I DO NOT KNOW IT THAT IS LAZY OR JUST BULLSHI

Why So Gd Fucking Stupid
Ok im gonna rant if you dont wanna hear me bitch you should probably exit this. . . Is it not fucking enough i stayed up all damn night when moms feeding tube poped and came out....that i waited and kept things ok so the er nurse could get here....I kept washing all that fucking blood and stomach acid off my hands jsut to tell her to try not to move...but no one fucking listens. So they fixed it about 4 am and i got a hour or so of sleep...but now shes up, its leaking horribly and she keeps falling... Her regular nurse just to check on her showed up today..but can bearly speak english...and said all the leaking is ok...even though nothing will stay in her, this lady is a moron i swear it makes me so mad...But i cant get a single nap in cause my sis is home from work and sleeping...and moms out of her mind and telling the nurse we let her fall all the time and she hurts herself, like we try to be bad for her...wtf i try very hard to feed her and give her meds i dunno what else to do, no

Why Should The Middle Class Fight Tax Hikes On The Rich?
It took Nancy Pelosi less than a week as Speaker of the House to begin talking seriously about tax hikes. On “Face the Nation” on CBS this weekend she raised the possibility of increasing the tax burden (by “repealing tax cuts”) for “those making over a certain amount of money, $500,000 a year.” She simultaneously promised tax cuts “for middle class families.” The political calculation in this pitch is diabolically clever, of course. Nearly all Americans consider themselves “middle class,” no matter how much or how little they make, so her support for reduced taxes for “middle class families” sounds wonderful. Meanwhile, less than 2% of tax returns show income in excess of $500,000 a year so the Speaker is, in effect, inviting 98% of the public to improve their status at the expense of a tiny minority that’s already widely resented because of its “excessive” success.

Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off. 8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame. 7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it. 6. A little coffee and you can do it all night. 5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser." 4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time. 3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle. 2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it. 1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.

Why Should You???
I sit here feeling so alone ... so empty ... I wonder what my purpose is here anymore. I know that I am loved ... sometimes I have to ask myself why? I am nothing special ... I have nothing to offer to anyone ... I am just me ... an average looking girl living the average life ... I work for what feels like nothing ... I live in an apartment that is almost too small for one person yet I opened what little I have for a stranger ... Why do I do it? Why do I give so much of myself? When I finally do for me ... I feel like I shouldn't ... I see all these people in here that have so many friends they couldn't hardly speak to half of them ... so how can they be called friends? I see bulletines that have been read over and over and over again ... rate this ... check this out ... ~I'm in a contest~ ... yet something new that is put out isn't even given a second glance. I sit and wonder how many times that I have posted something that someone actually read? ... Hell why should ya .. I am just

Why Sex Is Better Than School
MILF Hunting Should Be In the Olympics Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School 10. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school,except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet. 9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc... School just sucks. 8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger. 7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to. 6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink. 5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress. 4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex. 3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something. 2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition. And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is........ 1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex.At school yo

Why Some Women Wont Swallow......or This Is Why Im Hot! Pt 2
I remember one particular morning while an adolescent living at home, I decided that I wanted some of my Dad’s orange juice. He didn’t drink the crap we kids did — meaning me and the entire neighborhood that hung out at my house.....ours was called Bright’n'Early and it was more like Tang. It was the Milli Vanilli of orange juices…. fake! Girl, you know it’s true!! Ooo Ooo Ooo! I love juice!! But the morning in question.......I wanted to try some of that “healthy” juice my Pops drank........ And his was the orange juice with all the pulp in it....... So he poured a glass for me and when I took a sip..... immediately scrunched up my face and thought to myself......"What in the Ricky Bell hell is this mess?!?!” I mean, I like oranges....... I like juice........ But this orange juice had a whole bunch of stuff in it!......That pulp felt like a bunch of ants were playing spades on my gums! I finished the juice because.......in my household.......you don’t get food a

The Why's Of Men
ok, i thought this was funny,,,and somewhat true,,,so ladies enjoy,,, The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't know....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and

The Whys Of Men Lol
1 WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3 WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6 WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7 HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEATDOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And my personal favorite: 8 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart.

Why Sex Sucks....
Well, everyone acts like sex is so cool, and all this shit... but you know its not... I have learned something, due to this past weekend... Sex is stupid. It really is. It serves no purpose. Anything a man can do, i can surely do to myself... seriously... and i can hear the "oh but you haven't had me baby..." BULLSHIT.... i have had sex enough i've realized the only thing you're missing between sex and masturbation, is the physical intimacy. And physical intimacy can be obtained without sex.... SOOOO.... I have decided. Sex sucks. And frankly, I really don't want to have sex anymore... It's like, men just use women for sex, GOD KNOWS i can attest to that one, LINDON.... and there is just no point.... i want to be in love when i have sex. I want that romantic, in love, mushy sex. Then comes the fact that, i don't think i believe in love. The idea i have always had about love, and been crushed, torn apart, and ruined by so many men.... I'm gonna become a nun. seriously. that

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN! BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

The Why's Of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes)! And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) And my personal favorite: 6 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and Laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number

The Why's Of Men & Women
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) And my personal favorite: 6 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) The Why's of women 1. HOW DID WOMEN BECOME SMARTER BEFORE SEX? (she didn’t or she would not be in the position she is now) 2. WHY DO WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (she is counting in my case) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (she was driving all over the white dots, now why do you think it takes so many) 4. WHY DO WOMEN NOT SNO

Why Should You Adopt Or Rescue A Shelter Pet?
Here are 8 good reasons: 1. Save a Life, Literally 5-10 million shelter animals die each year because there are not enough homes. Every animal that is born, intentionally or accidentally, takes a potential home from a wonderful animal that already exists. If you want a pet, go to your local shelter and pick out a new friend that needs to be saved before it becomes a statistic. 2. Stopping Puppy Mills and Backyard Breeders If you buy from a pet store supplied by puppy mills or backyard breeders, you are directly responsible for keeping them in business. Without demand, there is no need for supply. Puppy mills and backyard breeders exist today and in your community. Pet stores are not required to truthfully tell you where they get their animals. 3. What You See is What You Get Shelters are full of adults, so you know what you are getting. You know exactly how big the animal will get, how much they will shed, and what their personality will be like. Many

Why So Many Vidoes Of 9-11
I have been asked why I post a lot of 9-11 videos and picts. For those of you that didn't figure it out I have been a fire fighter for many years. For the people who have never been a fire fighter, in the military, EMS, or even law-enforcement you may never understand. The type of people that do any of these types of jobs don't do it for a thank you, for the money, or for the glory. We do it to make a difference. Not one person who goes to war, a scene of a shooting, a traffic stop, or even a burning building may think for one second that it may be the last thing that they do. They are willing to take that chance every day for people they don't even know. If for some reason it is the last thing that they do in their life, They for sure don't think that anyone would ever consider them a hero. Well I for one consider everyone that lost their lives during 9-11 that did it to help maybe one more person get home to see their loved ones a hero. They did all this for strangers. Because of thi

Why So Few Images
I look at other people's profiles, and they have a ton of images up. I look at mine, and I see a scant handful. It's not that I don't have enough to put up - hell, there's something like 3500 up on my website! I only have a few up so as to not bore everyone. I have a few up on here that aren't even up on my website. I dunno, maybe I'm just picky.

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favourite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in yo

The Why's Of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) You're laughing, aren't you?!?! 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) 7. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? (because if they all went, it would be Hell.) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...... Then you are just an old sour fart!

Why Sentence Structure Is So Important
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a terrible headache. She went to the cooler to take some aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like shit."

Why Sid Vicious?
because he came from nothing. his only link to the music business was being used by siouxsie in 1976 and therefore by maclaren in 1977. his only purpose in the sex pistols was supporting rotten. he did it by overrunning him. and his only purpose after the band split was to prevent maclaren from continue the misuse of the movement. he did it by nailing dylan to the chelsea hotel. that should make anyone worthy a place in music heaven.

Why So Early
Last night or maybe early this morning...i dont really know which it was i was woke up by a tapping on the top of my head...opening my eyes i look up to see a woman standing over me and in my sleepy not ready to wake up mind i realise its the kids mom...i dont understand how that woman can feel like she has all the right in the world to come into my bedroom as im sleeping and just wake me up...would it matter to her if i was laying in bed buck naked with the covers kicked off me?...i doubt it and thank god i wasnt....she had come over to pick the kids up to take with her to her b/f's house and felt it only right to wake me up to let me know when she could have as easily just left me a note to find in the morning...granted i would have been running around the house like a chicken with my head cut off searchin for the kids until i found the note but its better then her feeling as if she has the right to just come on up into my room and wake me up as if we havent been seperated for 6yrs..

Why Should I Even Unpack
whats the point if im just gonna be moving in a couple months anyways i basically live my life out of boxes. i wish it was different ..i wish i knew where i could settle for at least 2 years and be content and not be soo poor but i guess eveeryone wishes that ... im just tired of movin. in the current school year alone i have moved 4 times. in my highschool career i moved a 3 and 3 times in 8th grade that means in the past 6 years ive moved ten times ... thats not including move out and back into old places for a couple months or work moves im tired... anyways i was just putting stuff away and getting pissed

Whys Of The World....
Whys of the World... Soft breeze drifts down Birds chirping a soft calming sound Thoughts fill my mind So many changes in the last 7 months I was once a wife Now someone else has taken that role Single and alone Searching to find myself Answers in my morning toast Wheat or white Butter or Jam Why not both These are the biggest decisions I am capable of making Anything bigger Clueless Don’t ask me important things Don’t make me think too much Some days It is hard to even say my name Puddle of water Become my crystal ball Foretell my future Explain to us all Tell me what I need to know To remain a part of the daily show Unwind this ball of mistakes Guide me to a peaceful place Where I can be me No longer the past in my way Nothing but a brighter day Sunlight cast the reflection Show me the correct direction Paint the road less traveled Glow in brilliance to catch my eye So no longer will I have to ask The dreaded question of … Why Why must thing

Why Someoen Wants To Dash Others Hopes
I wrote something about losing hope and then I foudn my hope again. A so called friend took it from me and my best friend gave it back. I thought i had lost and she had won. I wanted to die instead I came alive to fight another day. Why must this world be full of users and liars? Why do bad just to get your way? I want to yell at this person for turnign an alrgiht day into a crying day! Why be so mean just becasue you can't handle what you see happing to your own life. The Keeper Of My Heart....loves me and oneday we will be together. I have to believe that or I will die. He completes my life! He sets me on fire with his words and egnites my heart! Why I ever doubted his love for me I do not know...I guess i shoudl quit listening to stupid people.....

Why So Silent
I HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH CHANGES IN MY LIFE AND WILL GO OFF NET FOR A WHILE(NOT REALLY) AT LEAST TO I GET NEW INTERNET SERVICES IN MY NEW HOUSE. I AM SO EXCITED TO BE MOVING IN THIS WEEKEND. NO MORE LIVING WIHT FAMILY AND SLEEPING ON COUCH. TRUST ME I WILL BE BACK REAL SOON. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO CONTACT ME IM ON YAHOO A LOT ON CELL PHONE AS RULEBREAKERS5 DROP ME A MESSAGE IF U SEE ME ON UNTIL I GET MY NEW HOUSE SET UP. TTYL LOVE YA ALL MISSY

Why Should I Show I Care When I Don't See It In You
So anyone that knows me knows that I think a lot about stupid stuff sometimes I even over think things to much but that's who I am and that's what I've always done. So I've been thinking about jealously issues and insecurities mostly thanks to what i listen to all day at work. The question can two people of the opposite sex be just friends. I am a female and I do have a lot of male friends so of course part of me wants to say that a male and a female can be just friends although I know it's not true. Men being the species they are have three types of "girl friends" the first of course is the ones they've already had sex with, second group the ones they are having sex with, and the last are the ones they want to have sex with. Men will lay ground work for a long while to get a piece of ass or keep the piece of ass if it's good enough. So now the question becomes when a person is in a relationship do they keep these friends of the opposite sex around and if so how should their par

Why Sex Is Awesome!!!
Made ya look!! lol no... anyhow, sorry guys i haven't been on a lot and talking much... with the move to OKC and getting the new DAY job i've been sooo damn busy it sucks ass... you can't even imagine... but just for the record.... i did made a vid of me playin with myself... for that *special someone* :) couldn't get it right so i kept remaking it... and came like 6 times.... so if ur ever horny... try it lol anyhow... email me lemme know what lifes like for ya!!! but don't email here email my gmail i can check it from my cell since i'm always on the go lol queenrobin84@gmail.com MWAH!!

Why Stalk
How many of you have SEEN this graphic BE A WOMAN AND SPEAK UP AND STOP LURKING IN THE SHADOWS!!!! on my page smack in the middle?? How many of you know me well enough to know I hate women coming to my page spying on men they are "involved with" or "in love with" or just STALKING on here.... Well I'm having a problem with one female in particular. She is "in love" with a friend of mine on here, yet they have never met. Well that's all good if they are in a relationship. But WHY do you need to stalk other women who they happen to be talking to? That's so immature and insecure. I've blocked her and denied her from adding me (since you can't view my pics with out being a friend, and she was trying to add me to get in the folders to see what comments he has made). But you know that cherry STILL hasn't fixed that block option, so if you block someone they can STILL go to your page. It's time for cherry to fix that option. I, and others on here, are so sick of the stalkers and fools comi

The "whys" Of Men
The "Whys" of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they're plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their arse-hole and they vapour lock) You're laughing, aren't you?!?! 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know....it never happened) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart

Why’s Love So Much Pain..?!
Why brings love so much pain..? Why is it so such a terribly game? Why is it every time so sad..? Because it gives me depression for something you quite eager will For my heart there’s no fill Now it makes a confusion in my head Why is there no little time to feel happy Only grief and cry why it so hard..? Why..why..why..

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and l

Why Should I
Why should I care what you see? Afraid of exposing what is broken in me.... If the world had one peace, one heart , and all pain was set free, something would still be tormenting the life in me. Pain is to hurt what love is to feeling, I tell myself this as I bend down and I am now kneeling. Blade in hand and sorrow inside. I prick the warm flesh; to the call I abide. Why should I care what you see? Afraid of exposing what is broken in me.....

The Why's Of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart

Why Spouses Cheat!
Why spouses cheat Love & Marriage By Sharon Leach Observer writer Monday, January 10, 2005 One of the biggest preoccupations women in particular have is with the subject of infidelity. Will he step out on me? This is sadly an oft-explored issue on the very pages of this magazine itself, written from the point of view of both the man and the woman, from the cheater and the cheated upon. The fact is: men cheat, women cheat. Get over it. What is not so obvious, however, is why people cheat. Quick, answer this. If you were worried that your spouse might stray, what would be the first thing that would come to your mind to do to remedy the situation? If you answered something along the lines of "I'd lose weight", or "I'd become extra attentive to him", or "I'd amp up my wardrobe", or "I'd plan a whole sexy seduction for him at a weekend getaway at a hotel in the country", guess what? Bad news: you're completely off the button about what makes people cheat in the first place.

Why Should I Care
Guess I'm in a mood today, dunno. I ask, though, why do we fawking care about the downraters? I mean, come on, when I first came on here a couple of months ago I cared. I finally have come to realized that for every number 5 or lower I get about 2 or 3 10's and sometimes an 11. I mean come on are your feelings getting hurt or what, I mean maybe ya are a 1 to that person, or maybe ya pissed em off and they not man enough to rate ya a 1 with thier own profile. So what, get over it. I guss I am just sick and tired of the bulletins, it's either come rate me and help me or this fooker rated me a 1...I don't care anymore. It's just stupid, childish, dramaish, bullshit, and when I come on here I feel like I am back in friggen high school. People calling people out on starting drama need to realize that they are the one's who keep the drama going. If ya would just let it alone then omg what would you talk about...hmmm, think about it....if ya weren't maybe ya might meet someone really c

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't g

Why Should The Wedding Ring Be Worn On The Fourth Finger?
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese... Your Thumb represents your Parents Your Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Your Middle finger represents your-Self (centered between all those around you) Your Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & Your Last (Little) finger represents your children First, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Second, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (as shown in the figure above): Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)...they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have th

Why Sleep Deprivation Is Bad For Me
Picture me sitting at my desk, holding my stapler at present arms and reciting this: This is my stapler. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My stapler is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My stapler, without me, is useless. Without my stapler, I am useless. I must fire my stapler true. I must staple straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must staple him before he staples me. I will... My stapler and myself know that what counts in this war is not the staples we fire, the noise of our stapling, nor the papers we collate. We know that it is the staples that count. We will hit... My stapler is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against dam

Why Shouldn't You Change?
We were talking about races and my personal preference in being selective about race. This is my conversation with the person that inspired the first blog about Changing myself. This is an excerpt of our discussion tonight, when confronted with who she would marry. ME: that's fine. but, how would you manage a household with a jew, muslim and christian living there? ME:: suppose the Christian liked pork...both the muslim and the jew don't like it, and can't eat off the same plates Howl1: I just would look for a spouse within my church. ME: but, the jew and the muslim disagree with religion strongly ME:: why would you look for a spouse in the same church? why not venture out to another religion and find someone? Howl1:: yeah, but if we're talking about friends I'd just not eat pork till I'm with them,if we're talking about a spouse, I'd wanna marry in my church, so the problem would not come up ME: there are lots of really good people in other religions Howl1:: no doubt, but I

14 Whys
1.WHY ARE WE CALLED "HATERS" WHEN OUR CAUSE IS THE PRESERVATION OF THE BEAUTY OF OUR CHILDREN? 2.WHY DOES THE MEDIA CALL 92% OF THE EARTHS POPULATION, THAT IS NON-WHITE, "MINORITIES?" 3.WHY IS IT EVIL TO SPEAK WITH PRIDE OF OUR OWN WHITE RACE, WHEN ALL OTHER RACES ARE ENCOURAGED TO DO SO? 4.WHY DOES THE MEDIA REPUDIATE THE HISTORICALLY PROVEN FACT THAT RACIAL INTEGRATION IS CULTURAL AND BIOLOGICAL GENOCIDE? 5.WHY DOES AMERICA DISAVOW THE VAST DIFFERENCES IN CIVILIZATION BETWEEN AFRICA, CHINA AND EUROPE? 6.WHY DO ALL MAJOR CHRISTIAN LEADERS, FROM BILLY GRAHAM TO THE POPE, PROMOTE GENOCIDE OF THE WHITE RACE BY ENCOURAGING INTERRACIAL MARRIAGE? 7.WHY IS AN ACT OF SELF-DEFENSE BY A WHITE MAN PROSECUTED AS A HATE CRIME? 8.WHY IS THE VERY NAME OF OUT RACE, ARYAN, CONDEMNED AS "WHITE SUPREMACIST?" 9.WHY IS ALL HISTORY BEING REWRITTEN TO OBSCURE AND DENIGRATE THE GENIUS AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE WHITE RACE? 10.WHY ARE ONLY WHITE PEOPLE, UNLIKE ALL OTHER RACES, DENIE

The Why's Of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart !

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face And laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour far

Why Should The Wedding Ring Be Worn On The Fourth Finger?
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese..... Thumb represents your Parents Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Middle finger represents your-Self Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & the Last (Little) finger represents your children Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (As shown in the figure below): Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)... they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't go

Why Stress
I try not to stress to much,but life has its way to showing up and kicking my ass.I thought after some one gets a devorse there life gets easier.Even if you get into a simple relationship.Life gives you a suprize.Stress!Im starting to to beleive being single is the only way out of dealing with the stress of a relationship,even marrige.My relationship with my girl friend is starting to kill me.I feel like Im married to my exwife again.My stress level is so damb hi that my head is going to pop.I need to Make up my mind and figure if this stress is worth it.

Why Should I Have This Feeling
August 9, 2007 ....just some stuff I wrote hope u like as well...toodles :O) WHY SHOULD I HAVE THIS FEELING THIS FEELING OF ECSTASY, THIS FEELING OF WANTING WAY DEEP INSIDE, A FEELING OF UNCERTAINTY THAT I CANNOT EXPRESS BELIEVE ME I DON'T WANT THIS FEELING BUT I CANT SEEM TO BE FREE OF IT , BECAUSE IT FEELS TRULY WONDERFUL, THAT IT GROWS INTENSE BY THE MINUTE I HAVE THIS FEELING INSIDE OF ME , BECAUSE YOU FOLLOW ME & TORMENT ME WITH YOUR SWEET CARESSES ONE DAY & ROUGHNESS THE NEXT, LIKE A YO -YO UP & DOWN WHEN YOU WHISPER IN MY EAR, SOFT KISSES ON MY NECK, THAT SENDS SHIVERS UP MY SPINE , THE SEDUCTIVE PHONE CALLS LATE AT NIGHT THEN DURING THE DAY YOU ARE UNDRESSING ME WITH YOUR EYES WHILE I AM AT THE COFFEE SHOP, TRYING TO DRINK COFFEE MAKING ME SO NERVOUS, THAT I SPILL DROPS OF COFFEE ON MY CHIN & THERE YOU ARE KISSING THE DROPS THAT SPILT! STOP IT! DAMN I NEED TO WALK AWAY, YES...AWAY FROM YOU BECAUSE YOU LIED TO ME .... YOU ARE ALREADY SPO

The Why's Of Men.......
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then yo

Why Sunday Nights Stink, Or How We Try To Escape Depression
Why Sunday Nights Stink, or How We try to Escape Depression Link to article below.... (just want to note I didnt write this but due to having depression myself I am very familiar with these feelings!) by Deborah Gray Sunday, June 24, 2007 Why is Sunday night the cruelest night of the whole week to a person with depression? You would think that all nights would be bad with depression, which is basically true. But I think, without a doubt, Sunday nights are the worst. I remember that when I was depressed, Sunday nights seemed like the absolute pit of despair. They were even worse, in some ways, than Monday morning. The cause boiled down to one thing: escapism. If you work or go to school, weekends are, for the most part, the only time you can use escapism to, well, escape from depression. Everyone has their favorite ways to mentally escape from the world. Over the years I utilized several types of escapism to help me forget about my depression. At the

Why Say Your My Friend?
I just want to say that I am so tired of people wanting to say they are my friend but when it comes down to it they are just as fake as the next person. You talk to them and tell them how you feel and then they treat you as if what you said to them was the worst thing you could ever do.I guess it was my bad for telling you how I feel. I wont make that same mistake again. Well i guess all of this does not matter we are not talking and I guess thats the way it should stay.

Why Should I Be Sad??!
So here it is, my third wedding anniversary - a normal woman would be so happy to see that it has lasted this long....me - i don't even have a husband to spend it with. Its hard to believe that he has been gone for 5 months now - this shit sucks - I try so hard not to cry and when i do cry all i ever hear from most everyone is "stop crying - its not doing you any good" or "crying isnt going to make him come back home" - NO SHIT retards....but a girl can still cry over the fact that her husband doesnt want anything to do with her anymore for reasons unknown. I mean....the best thing I got out of him leaving was my sister in law - I raise her and shes going to be 18 in just over a months time and then shes gonna be gone too. I mean...if it werent for me kicking my husband out I wouldnt have met the WONDERFUL people that I have met, I wouldnt have formed such close friendships with the few people that i have...maybe my life is just heading in another direction now - new doors opening,

Why Sad
Ok the best way I can find of telling you all why I am sad is because someone who really did mean a lot to me on this site has left....the lil bird has finally flown............but I guess it was bound to happen at some point and I guess I may have to wait to see if what they say is true...if it was meant to be or not.......yeah I am gonna be a little down for a bit.......but I will live.....but for now maybe if I could be left alone I would be really greatful....thank you

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) More for the ladies: One day my housework-challenged husband decide

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?(they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart

Why Should I Go On?
Can someone please give me an answer. Why do I go on? When it seems pointless! Time keeps passing and I keep getting older, but nothing is happening. I still have no career and no one to love. When people with allot more to live for then I do kill themselves and try to kill themselves everyday. The blond host of the Family Feud killed himself because he "couldn't cope" with the fame. Owen Wilson attempted suicide and he's a freakin' star. So why do I go on? When I have nothing, no career, no love, no nothing and most likely never will. So why shouldn't I just put a bullet in my empty skull and fill my vein with bleach with one of the new syringes my brother brought home for the turkey.

Why She Weeps - {something I Wrote Last Year}
Can one feel the secrets a willow whispers, As her leafy fingers stroke the earth? Almost as if in a lovers caress, As they twirl around one in the lightest of embraces. Enticing the senses to lull into lucidness, With every sweep of her graceful limbs. All else forgotten as one rests among her roots, A dreamlike haze in the tranquil peace. Soft fleeting touches, Of a shy breeze's hesitant affection. Amorous utterings of an untold devotion, Sheepish admissions of a gentle nature. What but this serenity... This essence of true somberness. Of a calm unknown and alien to that which is our norm, Could so put at ease all discomforts...any disquiets? Any uncertainties fade, Dissolving, wafting off in the mild vapor. For a small moment time ceases to be, As her secrets are spilled unto unconcieving ears. Thus the willow forever weeps, Ensnared in her everlasting adoration and misery. Always charmed by those who rest beneath the security of her branches, But et

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't g

The Why's Of Men?
The Why's of Men? 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING S * EX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING S * EX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask for directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their but * t-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Dont know.....it never happened) (Cmon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT M

Why Sentence Structure Is So Important...
> > > The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two > people, (Debra or Jack.) > > It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. > > Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who > used the water cooler the next morning. > > Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after > partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. > > The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before > but I have to lay you or Jack off.' > > 'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit.'

Why So Young?
So I got off work today and I had a phone call from this guy that left me a message about my friend Chris. He had asked if I have heard the news about Chrris, I had no idea what he was talking about. When I was talking to him he had told me that Chris had died on Sunday during the day some time, which is crazy because I just talked to him on Friday when I was out to dinner with Amber. We were goin to try to find time to hang out and see eachother since we haven't hung out in a long time. I have knowen Chris for about 3 yrs now he was 26 yrs old and healthy. I just don't get how people my age are just dieing from natural causes. I had found out this past weekend that my friend Kristi from high school was in the hospital and then she almost died. Kristi has been my good friend for like 12 yrs now, she is one of Jazy's god mom and I was in her wedding when she married Matt. I just don't know what would happen if I found out she would have gone, I am having a hard time thinking about Chris

Why So Much
People alwayz look at the cover Look how i dress look at his lover They see what they want Thats why im alwayz on a blunt Why do they do it so much Does it give them a rush Or do they just try 2 push Me into something i dont wanna be

The Whys Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart ! One for the

Why Should I Involve Myself With The Child Abuse Problem?
I am the President od the Guardians of the Children Northern Virginia Chapter. This Blog is to hopefully open some eyes to what happens around us each day and sometimes goes without notice. Below are some facts as to why we should be involved in the child abuse problem. BECAUSE 3 out of 10 children are abused in one form or another. BECAUSE these children often grow up and inflict the violence they were forced to endure on society in the form of violent crime. Because 93% of felons convicted of violent crimes state they grew up under the strains of child abuse. BECAUSE 4,000 children die each year from child abuse. Because abused children carry the feeling of inadequacy and low self-esteem into Adulthood thereby, becoming members of society operating at less than their capacity. Because child abusers often beget child abuse -it's a family tradition. BECAUSE IT CAN BE STOPPED BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T GET INVOLVED... WHO WILL? ABUSED CHILDREN ARE: . 6 times more likely to com

Why Sex????
1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have

The Why's Of Men
Pure comedy!!!!Belly Laugh 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't know.....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter

Why Sheep Are Better Than Women.
1. Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth. 2. You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear. 3. Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather. 4. Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease. 5. Nuttin' beats mutton. 6. Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel. 7. Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early. 8. Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down. 9. Sheep never ask about your former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them. 10. No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe. 11. Sheep are never concerned about their reputation. 12. Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it up. 13. Sheep won't ask if you're gay the first time you can't get it up the second time. 14. Sheep never insist on eating out. 15. You'll never catch your sheep mastu

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? ~(because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? ~(they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? ~(they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? ~(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? ~(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? ~(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? ~(don't know.....it never happened) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? ~(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) ___________________________________________ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumour Dear Lord,

Why's Of Men
Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your

The Whys Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour f

Why Should We Worry..........
• According to the EPA, most homes have airborne concentrations of hazardous chemicals that are two to five times higher indoors than outdoors. • According to the EPA, toxic chemicals found in the home are three times more likely to cause cancer than outdoor airborne pollutants. • The Consumer product Safety Commission connects 150 chemicals commonly found in our homes to allergies, birth defects, cancer and psychological disorders. • The National Cancer Institute has a list of twenty known carcinogens and over 2,200 chemicals that are probable carcinogens. Many of these chemicals are in the cleaners and personal care products you buy at your local grocery store.

Why So Mean?
So I know that I am a nice person. If someone says hello in my shoutbox, I respond. So this guy sends me a bunch of stuff, rates all my photos and I tell him thanks for all the luv. This is after I return the favor and rate his pics as well. Days pass and he pops up in my shoutbox this morning. Asks for my yahoo and I politely decline. He gets all offended and calls ME rude and inconsiderate then says he's "not going to waste any more fumoney on me"! Then goes back and re-rates me a one. Well, fumoney and gifts, rates, these don't hurt my feelings. But it is just extremely aggravating for someone to be so blind that they blame the dissappointment from their own assumptions on me. I could go all analytical and say maybe he's just lashing out at me becuase this cyber world is the only one in which he has any sense of control or worth...and my declining his chat request (while at work mind you) sent him into a rage. So that's all... I just needed to vent. I might f

The Why's Of Men ? Lmao
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask direction s) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)LMAO 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't know.....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your Blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart! One for the

The Why's Of Men!!!
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart.

The Why's Of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor Lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face And laughter in your heart...Then y

The Whysssss
to all friends and fans sorry i was gone so long. I had to get out and run the streets for a while. I spent some time learning how to scuba dive, and a lot of time fishing and drinking with my friends. Than we saw some new bands that most iof you wouldn't know like hog crushers ( they rock) and some you would like van halen (eddie still has it). But i am back know and ready to spend some time letting the liver dry out ( not) so hit me up and let me know what is going on..... till next time rock out and keep the rubber side down.

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laught

Why, Spank You!
This game is now closed. Thank you for playing! Game F.A.Q. 1. Who can I spank? You may spank ANYONE on Fubar, with the exception of yellow staff, and anyone that refuses play. Those will be marked on the scoreboard, so that you know not to order for them again. 2. Can I order more than one at a time? Yes, you can order as many as you want, for as many people that you want. To keep it organized, please send the appropriate amount of fubucks with a list of how many spanks for each person. For example, if you send 5000 fubucks (enough for 10 spanks) you would say "5 to Dawn, User # 975528 and 5 to Cali4nialovin01, User # 884702." 3. How long does it take for them to receive them? That depends on a few things. First, it depends on your order. If it wasn't placed correctly and I have to reply for more information, it will add to the delay. In addition to this, it depends on the number of orders received, and my personal schedule. I'm a full-time student (graduating in Ma

Why, Spank You! Game By Heartistic Soul
This game is now open and will close at midnight EST on 5/5/08. Winners will be posted and awarded their bucks on 5/6, so all orders MUST be received by closing time. Game F.A.Q. 1. Who can I spank? You may spank ANYONE on Fubar, with the exception of yellow staff, and anyone that refuses play. Those will be marked on the scoreboard, so that you know not to order for them again. 2. Can I order more than one at a time? Yes, you can order as many as you want, for as many people that you want. To keep it organized, please send the appropriate amount of fubucks with a list of how many spanks for each person. For example, if you send 5000 fubucks (enough for 10 spanks) you would say "5 to Dawn, User # 975528 and 5 to Cali4nialovin01, User # 884702." 3. How long does it take for them to receive them? That depends on a few things. First, it depends on your order. If it wasn't placed correctly and I have to reply for more information, it will add to the delay. In addition

The Whys Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? ! (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) ! (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? ! (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't

Why....seriously....why????
Well, I gotta laugh at this one. A friend of mine just told me he has to do something tonight that he doesn't want to do in order to be able to do soemthing he wants to do. His girlfriend is making him go somewhere tonight and the reasoning is so that will allow him to go do what he wants at other times. I find it so amusing that I get asked for advice yet when I give it, it's not taken and then later people come back to me and everything is screwed up. LOL, WTH did you expect???? So anyway, would you really want someone with you at somethign that they didn't want to be at???? what sense does that make???? they're miserable and so are you, hmmm, there's some logic???? I'd want someone with me who really wants to be there and enjoy themselves. This is why my head hurts a lot!!!!

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face andlaugh

Why Should I Do For You ?
It seems that there alot of fake ppl on fubar that would like to miss lead you to beleive that their all that and a bag of chips. Putting up fake pictures and writing on their page to make them look good are hot its sad that ppl has to do that to make a name for the self. I geuss in their own little world they are that but in the real world their nothing lonely loser just trying to get attention from others. And what is it with the women and the guys as will posing in the nude showing off their privet areas to drew attention to them self. God i hate it when women would set there and lie saying that their taken just to avoid wanting to date someone and ladie there is guys doing the same as will in that issue so think before spuoting off that guys do it too so read closely before drewing to a conclosive on that part so in closing fubar is more are less a place of just a joke and a place were ppl can build their eagle.

Why Some Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter....... Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be

Whys Life So Damn Hard..
Sittin here with nothing to do really.. I could clean but the mess will be here in the morning.. Its not going anywhere fast.. Hell I just don't know anymore.. When I think things are lookin up for me i get shot down hard.. Im old enough to know things don't just get handed to you and you have to work your ass off for what you want.. But damn can't I get a break some where.. Sorry I had toblow steam somewhere.. Just a lot built up and no were to blow it..

Why So Far
Looking for answers, hoping to find, the solution to all the questions floating in your mind. You found the solution, how can it be, it only leads to more questions, more answers to seek. Finally found the answer, is it the path to take, how can it be, the solution I see is so far away.

The Why's Of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? ( because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? ( don't know.....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) * **Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart **!

Why So Serious - Joker
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Why So Many Questions
free_diver13: im serious. so my i ask you something personal? its a couple of things actually enchant22: sure free_diver13: how tall are you enchant22: 5'10 free_diver13: weight? enchant22: 320 free_diver13: liar free_diver13: tell me please enchant22: why? free_diver13: cause i know your not 320! and i just want to know, its not going to change anything i promise, enchant22: well then it shouldnt matte free_diver13: dont be all shy on me now please. enchant22: r250 free_diver13: no way your still lying to me. anyways bra size? free_diver13: you have to rememver i have seen you naked!LOL enchant22: haha enchant22: not all of me free_diver13: pretty much i can tell your not 250lbs, so ill move on. bra size? enchant22: i am 195 enchant22: 38 eee free_diver13: see told you. and wow thats nice? free_diver13: panty size enchant22: 8 enchant22: oh wait panty size enchant22: 13 free_diver13: 8 is your pant size? enchant22: lol enchant22: no enchant22: i wear si

Why Some Women Should Not Wax ..
Waxing Hair Removal.... This is funny. (I don't have a clue as to who wrote this, but....WHAT A HOOT!) All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Read on...... My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: 'Maybe should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet.' So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and! you p

Why Seniors Shouldn't Go Trick Or Treating
10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' and you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or .' and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating... 1. You keep having to go home to pee. No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

Why??? Seriously? Are You Serious?
Ok like I'm obsessed with youtube right cause I love make-up tutorials and all and I want to know how these people can afford a whole shit load of make-up cause I cant even afford the dollar kind. I mean like they have MAC, I will never in my whole life be able to afford MAC. How do they afford it?? Seriously? I mean like Seriously? So anyways I went onto Ebay and found a nice 120 palette with 8 brushes(eyeshadow that is) anyways so like that plus shipping is going to cost like fifty bucks and it isn't even name brand and so my goal is to find a way to make all that money. Because like I have no eyeshadow I have been using blush as my eye shadow lol how sad is that!!! So I need it plus all my make-up is old so I figure Ill start with that then move on to concealers and powders, eyeliners, lip liners, lip stick, lip conditioner, face moisturizer, and ect. Then I can finally make my own make-up tutorials so if anyone has any ideas on how to make money with out getting a real job cause wh

Why Some Men Have Dogs,not Wives..rofl..
Why Some Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you get another dog?? 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

Why's Of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Why Should The Wedding Ring Be Worn On Thefourth Finger Or Left Hand ?
There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by there chineses... ------ Thumb represents your parents. Second(index) finger represents your siblings. Middle finger represents yourself. Fourth(ring) finger represents your life partner. & the last(little)finger represents your children. ------ Firstly,open your palms(face to face),bend the middle fingers and hold them together-back to back. Secondly,open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb-tip to tip. Now,try to separate your thumbs( represents the parents).They will open,because your parents are not destined to live with you forever,and have to leave you sooner or later. Join your thumbs as before and separate your index fingers(represents siblings),they will also open,because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives. Now join the index fingers and separate your littles(representing your children),they will open too,because your children wi

Why Sex Is Like A Roller Coaster
WHY SEX IS LIKE A ROLLER COASTER It goes like this - you get it on with your partner. There is anxious anticipation as you start. You start slowly, climbing your way to the top. There are smiles exchanged, and giggles, maybe e

Why Settle For I Guess?
It seems that as life goes on, we go from a want or like stage to an I guess stage. The thrill of life seems to get lost as we settle for less than our expectations or hopes. I'm curious as to some examples that you have of keeping your life fun and exciting. When was the last time you found yourself smiling for no reason? Just because we age, doesn't mean we should lose our right to make every day of our lives as exciting and fulfilling as possible! Thoughts, ideas, examples, pictures?

Why Say Your Interested
why say you are interested in someone just because you give out your number or because you say that you are i found out some stupid people give out there number but they never texts you back or talk to you when they give there number out or they start to talkto you for a few days and that's it or sometimes they add you saying there interested in you but they never talk to you when they do its something like hi how are you iam good and you iam ok and that's it wtf if you are going to talk to someone make it more then just that or just don't talk at all simple as that that's another thing like yesterday my friend got this chicks number and yes it was a real number however it was not hers why do people feel the need to lie out there ass rather then just simple say hey iam not into you or iam not feeling you grow up your not a kid no more

“why Should I”
“WHY SHOULD I” Was it enough or was it too much? Sometimes too fast but always too slow! God knows that I come with these seeds that grow. Inside and out I absorb every single touch, But why should I? Why should I be the only one that knows? Stepping through time and sliding back so smooth so I go! I say I can qualify! Where was I and why was I there? Sometimes too obvious but always with doubt! God knows that I come riding in on a prayer. I absorb every single touch inside and out, But why should I? Why should I be the only one that cares? Climbing the highest mountains and sliding down so steep but on a dare! I say I can magnify! What did I say and what did I do? Sometimes too quite but always too loud! God knows that I come with a gleam that shines so proud. Inside and out I absorb every single touch by you. But why should I? Why should I be the only one in the crowd? Walking

Why Should I Stay ??????
I have heard that people on this site are so friendly, I don't believe it. I add you as a friend, I send you comments, buy you drinks, help you level up. I still have a hand full of comments, I am still sober. In fact I never hear from the people I have added as friends. I find it hard to be friendly to people who are in it for the ratings. If you are on my friends list and really don't want to get to know me better, please remove your self... I would rather have no friends than people that have accepted my friendship and want nothing to do with me. Can anyone give me a good reason to stay on this site that is full of fakes and phoneys......

Why Say It If You Are Not One
they say Lesbian dont need a man right so why is it that they say they dont need a dick when in fact they do like my friend said all woman need dick weather it be with a man or a dildo they still need a dick so stop saying you are a Lesbian no iam not bashing anyone becuse i have a few Lesbian friends i just think its stupid to say so after all you dont see gay man saying they need a pussy do you never hear that

Why She Got To Be A Ho?!
There is nothing like a woman who can not be happy with just one man. What makes it better is when she destroy's a mans heart in order to do it. All for her own selfish, self centered needs.. You give everything you have to make her happy and you get taken for granted, played, used, and abused. Yet you still love the woman? something is just not right about that. Part of you just doesn't care anymore and yet there is still that other part that does. Only to have her consistantly rub salt on your wounded heart to make it worse. So, why would you continue to need a woman like that, knowing that there is a woman out there that will treat you better, love you more, and would love to have you? I mean come on! I am the best damned man that i know! lmao.. seriously though. I am a good man who has just been abused and left for dead for 6yrs with a woman that still lives with me. We are even still married and she wants me to still have sex with her while she has atleast 2 bf's?!

Why S*x Is Like Riding A Bike
1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere. 2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory. 3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience. 4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience. 5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun. 6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try. 7. It's best to have a soft place to land. 8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it. 9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them. 10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time. 11. Once you learn, you never forget how. 12. If you fall off get right back on. 13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up. 14. Remember to signal before you change direction. 15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip. 16. Sometimes i

Why Some People Vote Democratic
I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away In ten years if I don't start driving a Prius. I voted Democrat because I'm not

The Why's
Why do I feel so alone even when people are around me,Why does it half to hurt when love fails and we feel like we have crashed and burnned.Why do we give so much only to have it taken and not returnned,Why do we live when all we want sometime is to die.Why me,Why not someone else.What did i do to ask for this pain and heartach,So many whys and little bit answered this is life this is what makes us human this is to show we have a heart and this is how we learn .I find there is always going to be good times and bad times it shows us that nothing on earth is prefect but one thing is so simple we are all learning together side by side gather around and hold your head up high and (Know this I am with you and so is GOD .)

Why Still Health Break And Where Did Those Nsfw And Personal Pics Go?
Just a quick note to say such a HUGE THANK YOU to all my friends and family that have been keeping me shit-faced, rating my pictures and keeping my account going. Although my ranking dropped some, it certainly didn’t much thanks to some very awesome friends. I thank you from the bottom of my heart. I am still unable to come back due to health issues although I shall be back soon. I have autos and bombs that I need to run and then assess what to do with my account. For those who were looking and noticed, yes, My NSFW pics are ALL deleted and most of my individual pics as well. After the debaucle of having my pics posted on an adult website, they were posted to CraigsList last week with some very crude offering of myself, so apparently, pictures of me need to be very scarce. I’ve deleted all my profiles from websites except a couple now and shall begin the never-ending work of trying to remove personal info from the internet. It’s amazing how much is out t

Why So Serious???
Why so serious? Put a Smile on that face of yours. Life will always bring you pain,suffering, grief and sorrow... You just have to make a choice... What are you going to do about it? Will you simply take it lying down? Weak and pathetic... or will you take that pain, that sorrow, and make it work for you. Look at yourself!! Serous weeping from your wounds, because you are selfless, yet not sinless. You must give them purpose. Quick! Put a smile on and have a little fight in you. Enjoy it. Live today as if there really was no tomorrow... Because you might one day wake up and find... that everything you ever loved is gone. So I ask you.......... WHY SO SERIOUS???????

Why Search For Truth?
The personal revolution of becoming a Christian has always been the only basis of true freedom and real change. Though the truths of God's Word and His kingdom are eternal and unchanginf, they are continually made new to every person who encounters them. Throughout history great change has only been made by the beliefs of others, but who instead demand the genuine revelation of coming to know God personally. Those who will accept no less that are the ones who become world changers. "But what about you?" he asked, "Who do you say I am?" Simon Peter answered, "You are the Christ, the Son of the Living God." Jesus replied, "Blessed are you, Simon son of Jonah, for this was not revealed to you by man, but by my Father in heaven. And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hell will not overcome it." Jesus and Peter (Matthew 16:15-18) The rock Jesus spoke of here was the revelation of Jesus as the Christ that Peter expressed: Je

Why Should I Use Private Label Content Instead Of Free Reprint Articles?
A question I often receive from my subscribers is: why buy private label content while one can get reprint articles for free from article directories?' Well, in this article I will tell you about the several advantages that private label content has over reprint articles! 1. No author and outbound links required: With reprint articles, you are required to give an outbound link as credit to the author of the article (usually, the outbound link is already present in the article; you just cannot remove it). You also cannot put your name as the author of the article. With private label articles, however, you can not only put your name as the author of the content, but also insert your own links in the article instead of someone else's. This is like the difference between working for someone else and working for yourself: while the first option will earn you enough to keep your body and soul together, the second option will help you live the kind of high quality life you want t

Why Should I Hide The Fact I'm Wealthy
I have received several messages asking me why I freely divulge my wealth: This Blog will answer these questions.... You should not tell people that your wealthy because then they will only be interested in you for your money” --- or I am asked “How do I know if a women is only interested in me because of my money” Oh come on guys I would not represent my wealth if I did not consider both questions before I included it in my profile. First, I come from a very poor family; I know the meaning of broke better than most. I made my first million by the age of 30 and have dealt with the stigma associated with wealth ever since. There will always be people who are more interested in my wealth at first, and for the most part, want to know how I got so rich. The truth is the myth of a wealthy man losing all his money to a gold digger is just that, a myth. We are on guard always to the motives of people we meet more so than the average person. It is easy to see those who wa

Why Should Age Matter
Well i have never written a blog before so bare with me, here's the problem im having. I'm 47 years old very athletic, open minded some people older ones of course would almost say im inmature for my age, but what it comes down to is i refuse to except getting older as a issue i love and live life to the fullest and get what i can out of it. So why are people on here so judgemental, they see my age and think oh he's just an old pervert trying to pick up younger women i mean they judge me before even getting to know me sucks i hate it. true i like younger women because i get along with them better and enjoy them more then women my age god has allowed me to enjoy feeling and acting younger but i wonder sometimes if its a curse . i would really like to have females imput to this since its them im trying to reach thanks not sure how you could respond other than leaving me a private message any imput would be great thanks have a great day and thanks for taking the time to hear me vent

Why Should I Care?
There's a giant oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.Illegal aliens are pouring into my country, yet the Feds want to crucify Arizona for trying to stop them.The Federal Reserve is trying to bankrupt everyone while lying about it.The stock market is crashing.Nashville has been drowned.Lunatic shitheads are STILL blowing people up in Iraq.and on and on.......and I really don't give a damn. Why? Because I have more immediate problems of my own, that's why.My Dad just died a few weeks ago and left my mother with nothing but his funeral expenses and a few personal items. I have no job, and may soon have no place to live. I have no friends I can hang out with in the real world, because I won't play their mindgames. I can see no future for myself that doesn't involve eventual suicide. I have acid reflux that tries to kill me in my sleep, and I wake up with a head full of pain every morning. And on top of all of that, my girlfriend is horny all the time and I'm just not interested! My life sucks.

Why Still?
The pictures are clear, it amazes me after 11 years how fast I was replaced. How happy she looks, how happy the kids are, all the things I did are what he's doing now. My flowers wither and die, his get pictures and praised by her friends. The same places I took her, the same things I did for the kids, forgotten about. My former friends stand in my driveway with her new man, bullshitting like I was never there. Sitting on my couches, making my children smile. And all her fiends praise her, praise him, and forget what I did, and how hard I tried, just to be used and thrown away. Now Im the pariah, the stain, the nothing. And she floats untouchable by anything. Her resilience amazing. Never judged. Never once held accountable. All these things that make me crazy, sad, angry, all these reasons to easily hate her, and I cant. Resent, yes, hate, no. Why do I still love her?

Why Society Looks At Us Different.
It would appear, that our society has managed to put a new amount of pressure on people and how they live their lives. For most of my adult life, I've been overlooked, second guessed, and ignored by the majority of people. I was never considered for promotions, nor was I considered a catach by the girls. In fact, I was quite the opposite. I was often given a long list of reasons as to why I wasn't the one when I tried to advance in the work force or tried to start a relationship. But the second I enlisted in the military, all of that seemingly changed overnight. I came home from bootcamp, and found I have my choice of jobs, simply becasue I now had the military backround. Girls who in the past, never gave me the chance, were now being sweet and kind to me. I foolishly thought it was due to them growing up, but I was, as usually, blissfully unaware. It would seem, that people have forgotten to look past what a person has to offer or what a person does for a living, and to realize that

Why Should I?
satin sheets feeling so wonderful on my naked skin feather soft pillows with just the right amount of squishiness under my head cold winds howling not very pleasantly outside my window, as the new day begins and so i ask you, "why should i get out of this bed?" GIGGLES

Why Stagger Lee Is My Fave Nick Cave Song
He delves into the mind that destroys for fun So few admit to destruction let alone for fun To me it points out hypocrasy The joy at viewing destruction that so many have Is that viewing somehow The way to my road My road that I saw in a dream Literally running up a street without breath That 's what I see

Why Sex Is Like Riding A Bike
1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere. 2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory. 3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience. 4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience. 5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun. 6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try. 7. It's best to have a soft place to land. 8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it. 9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them. 10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time. 11. Once you learn, you never forget how. 12. If you fall off get right back on. 13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up. 14. Remember to signal before you change direction. 15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip. 16. Sometimes i

Why So Stupid!?
I see so many people being Gothic little emo faggots online on a constant basis, and when it comes down to it, their stupid little bitches are ones that I pray to have. If I were to share my worries and air out my real concerns and what I consider my trivial bitches about my own life online, a thousand would kill themselves by my words alone. Maybe more should just keep their little Miley Cyrus bitches to them selves and grow the fuck up and not spend so much time online griping about their chosen "my chemical romance" life style, and step up and speak out about real issues rather then non issues. So much time pointing out james holmes, but not enough on Ron Paul's message..... Everyone has become the goth kids from South Park, complaining about everyone else while being everyone else talking around the logic rather then discussing the means and pointing out the real logic of all of our demise. Why claim to be individual while being everyone? It makes me sick! Did Lady

Why Security Software For Pc?
In the present cybernetic robotic world , 85 % of the people use computer and internet for various purposes. Innovative technologies keeps on developing on a daily basis. The internet has improved human lives a lot. World is now so much interconnected within social networks like facebook, twitter, linked in etc. Mostly people like to spend their time online through chatting, surfing and playing games etc. Internet has enabled us to pay our bills and shop online at just one click. While we are online, Internet Security is of paramount importance. Now a days various types of viruses are created by cyber criminals and hackers. So many viruses are very tricky and they are designed in such a way that it cant be found out easily. Security software like antivirus, firewall, internet security software, antispyware and antimalware can get rid of these internet malware threats. Just choosing a security software will not help you get rid of this menace, its in choosing the right s

~why Someone Has To Go~
Why does someone have to go that is sweet, kind, and loving? It doesn't seem like its going to get any easier to say goodbye. Never does. Even if you believe in God or not your feelings are still the same when you loose someone special to you and you don't want to let go or have them leave your life. But they are taking from you like its nothing. I believe when its someone's time to go another life begins, we are greatful to have someone new but sadden when someone leaves. Not sure if I'm ready to let her go? But I do know I have no choice or saying what is the outcome. I just know I will never ever forget all the things she has done for me and my family, and all the loving she has brought to her family & so forth. Its very hard to loose someone you love, care about and been there for all your life....(h) ya

Why Should You Take Android Development?
An android developer provides you with android application development, gaming applications development, multimedia applications development for the betterment of your life. These application development services are actually to smooth your life. Give your life a new direction with updated android development phone. Our organization is one of the other android application development companies in India, which started our journey at early stage. If you are thinking to update your android phone with several features, you are in the right place. This article is completely dedicated about android developers and android application developer. We are the best android development company in India. This is something we do not claim but our clients consider us as the best. Upgrade your android phone to the next level and be ahead from the contemporaries.Our organization is considered as the most trusted brand for all kind of web needs. An android application developer will reduce your develo

Why So Sensitive?
MuMM: Make up My Mind! MuMMs are polls which allow the fubar community to help you make up your mind! Please, no adult or inappropriate content! Ghost I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all... Chino Valley, AZ On a serious note created @ 06/4/2013 10:35 am expires in: 23 hrs [EVERYONE] Share this MuMM:

Why Should We Use Rubber Matting
If you want to avoid trips and spills or want to prevent dirt from building up, then rubber matting is a great option putting around your house, gym or car. You might have also seen rubber floor matting out or inside someone’s door allowing the guests before getting in to wipe off their shoes or to prevent the carpets from damage or dirt. Rubber mats have been used for a long time now for a variety of purposes such as to protect the inside of house from dirt or damage, to avoid slipping, for yoga, in gym and more; it turned out to be that rubber mats contribute to far less injury rate. Rubber mats are also widely used in kitchens for preventing the busy chefs fromit turned out to be that rubber mats contribute to far less injury rate tripping and to easily clean up any ingredients spilled over the floor. However, without rubber mats, it will take a little longer to clean up. Many people also like using the rubber matting in their cars owing to the fact that it prevents the car c

Whys It So Hard To Love You
whys it so hard to love you your there but not its like the closer i want the freather we both get it hurts know im the one that holds so much back im scared of everything about a man is it bad to feel this way is it so horrioble to love some one you barely know i feel im lossing myself not knowing waht to do anymore but run to you and say im here do you see me i give my heart willing to you or am im just going crazy for some one i barely know i dont know its just so hard to love you not knowing

Why Terrorists Commit Suicide
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslims are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now... >No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No Television, >No Cheerleaders, No baseball, No Football, No Basketball, No Hockey, No Golf, No Tailgate Parties, No Horse Shows >No Home Depot >No Pork BBQ, No Hot Dogs, No Burgers, No Lobster, No Shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No Gumbo, No Jambalaya. >More than one wife. >Rags for clothes and towels for hats. >Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. >Constant wailing from the guy up in the tower. >No chocolate cookies. >No Christmas. >You can't shave. >Your wives can't shave. >You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey being cooked over burning camel dung. >The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. >Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition. >Then they tell you that when y

Why The Hell Not......
Ok so I am bored as hell and depressed so why not write something online for the world to read and then try to make some sense out of? What is there to lose? Ok...so here we go. I am sick of fixing everybodyelse love live and solving their drama..I hate feeling like I am the damn momma hen of my group and knowing that when I need something I have to fend for myself....maybe that isnt totally true but right now it feels like that. I take care of everybody. I am the cook, the shoulder to cry on, the taxi...all of it but damn when I need something I have nobody....least not right here....and I am sick of it. Maybe its the bad day, lack of sleep or lack of sex...who knows all I know is this...to have had a house full this weekend...nobody helped clean up and only 2 helped with the food....that makes me mad!!

Why The Fuck
did he call me so many times after we got off the phone.. knowing i was leaving and knowing I can only accept his call once .. I have to pay the money for him to call me.. and its not fucking cheap... So he calls like 4 times while i was showering and like 7 times after i left .. I came up here pissed cuz he knows better then that.. he knows My mom is here sleeping cuz she work's third.. and if she gets pissed off enough.. im gone.. it sucks.. lol i probally wont get to go see him now.. and fuck.. gah..

Why The Dmv Sucks
I agree that the DMV sucks. But the main reason the DMV sucks, is because of the people who go there. It's the same with the post office, bank, car rental agency, airport, etc. See, when I'm in line at the store, I have my money or plastic out and ready to pay. When I step up to the Hertz counter, I have a printout of my reservation from their web site in my hand with my driver's license and credit card. I answer all the questions quickly. I can rent a car in less time than most people spend to withdraw $40 from an ATM. When I go to the DMV, I know why I'm going there. Many people, do not. Although I have never worked at the DMV, I have worked at a similar job for 10 years, and many customers do not know why they have walked up to my counter. Really. They just stand there talking. Then they get angry when they realize how stupid they are. About once per month, when I'm walking somewhere on my lunch hour, someone will walk up to me and ask me "Where is the social sec

Why The Bad Guy?
I have found this to be truth... Most women like the Bad Guy... The dude that just treats them like complete crap. My reasoning for this is that women think they can change him. Their maturnal instinct kick in and the urge to change the other person is overwhelming.. So.. Where does that leave us.. The guys that love to write love letters & poetry for the ones we care about.. The guys that like to massage our loves and be there for them whenever they need us.. Heartbroken.. Because we get left for the Bad Guy.

Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex
Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you some. Person giving you some, doesn't fantasize you're someone else. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last for nine months. If you wear your Batman mask, no one will think you're weird. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. No guilt the next morning. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

Why The Name Change
l know myself n lot of others are pretty pissed about the name change, i mean i have personally added 23k plus ppl to this site since i signed up, n i think it would have been nice if the administration ask everyones opionion on this, instead of just changin it without no one knowin, n by the way i still have not gotten credit for all the referrals that i sent to this site but thats kool, i wanna know yalls opionion on this or am i the only one that doesnt agree with the managment on here?

Why They Call Me Psycho
everyone ive known on the internet has come to call me psycho its my 'tag' as they say. i got this name for many resons. one i can open my mind and unleash my mind and say anything i want.i rarely laugh but when i do i have an evil kackle that carrys on for more then a few seconds. i can change the directoin of a conversation qick.im a hard person to get a bead on what im thinking.i come out with the most unexpected things sometimes.ive been known to brighten peoples days on here. even tho its rare for me to find someone to do the same. nowdays im less and less like this.i rarely find it important to speak my mind.i get bored easley nowdays and am listless.im alone nowdays and dont feal i conect to anybody. but anyways i tend to wonder from one thing to another easly. but yeah when you get to know me im psycho ina good way ...as people say. ive had several say im like no body else thave met. i duno about that im just difrent im not your everyday norm.well just letting yall know a lil a

Why The Hell Not...
I have been wanting to do all this dental work since I was a kid, and especially since I was 20 and bit through all of the caps on my upper 6 front teeth. Well, it took that dental emergency about a month and a half ago to get on the ball about it. Today we start the first of the 3 steps necessary to putting in the bridge. The bridge is the last step in repairing the damage I incurred in the emergency that started all of this. I also have My new contacts coming in today, and last week I finally got My glasses replaced. This I had been putting off for sometime just because I didn't care about glasses since I still had plenty of contacts, but last week I though I lost My last pair, and I know I have lost My sheet from My last optician, which had My prescription, and even if I had it it was so old they would more than likely insist on an new exam anyway. I spent this morning working on My phone session lines, but stayed off cam since last night was the start of the monthly femal

Why Taps Is Played...
Why "TAPS" is played..... If any of you have ever been to a military funeral in which taps were played, this brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something Every American should know.. Until I read this, I didn't know, but I checked it out and it's true. We in the United States have all heard the haunting song, "Taps". It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings. Reportedly, it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison's Landing in Virginia. The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land. During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and bring the stricken m

Why There Are Rednecks
300 Reasons you might be a Redneck... 1. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk. 2. You ever cut your grass and found a car. 3. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't. 4. You think the stock market has a fence around it. 5. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater. 6. Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years. 7. You own a homemade fur coat. 8. Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns. 9. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 10. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." 11. You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen. 12. The Salvation Army declines your mattress. 13. You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen. 14. Birds are attracted to your beard. 15. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest. 16. You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born. 17. You have the local taxidermist's num

Why Tha Fuck....
Why the fuck...when I come on here and look at who viewed my shit...I always see some form of nogga on my shit…let em be black, white, asian, hispanic, alien,…etc…..I mean cant you tell Im male by the photo on the scrollie????? or by my fuckin name????....this shit got me kinda upset...and it has to stop…cause tha nogga might be savin my pic...and rubbin down to it....NO HOMO...but dang....this shit just had me buggin...na mean....so I beg you all that are males….stop coming to my profile….it sickens me…seriously….thats one reason I don’t have a dick pic up on here…cause one of those noggas might be like, “MMMMMM, A HUMAN KING SIZE SNICKERS”…and im not down with that shit…anyway, this is my first blog on this piece of shit called Cherry Tap…till next vibrations…holla

Why The Hell Didn't We Know Untill Now!!!!!
the vid http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6708190071483512003&q=911&hl=en a link to the vid This is a vid, that I found on google . It got me so pissed off and yet hurt to think of all the other things we are so carefuly blinded by are govnermet not to see. I love the USA and all the freedoms we have. I am a milatary brat and I suport are troops 100% . BUT I hate Gorge Bush and the lies he and are government continuely tells us . Please forward,copy,repost and e-mail this to anyone and everyone you know . We as americans deserve to know as much of the truth as we can . Thank you for you time Shelly Stahl (aka Pretty Pistol)

Why The Marines?
You know... I am often asked. Why did you go into the Marines? I have found it is not why I went into the Marines... but why I am proud to be a Marine. I have something that I have had for a while now... and I will share it with you... Let's talk about something I like, Marines! Up front, let me tell you how I admire Marines. Why is that? Unlike the vast majority of our fellow citizens, we stepped forward and committed ourselves to a greater cause without concern for our personal safety or comfort. And we did it knowing that we would gain nothing in return... except the honor and cherished privilege of earning the title of "MARINE". Individually, we are as different as apples and oranges, but we are linked for eternity by the title "MARINE"... and the fact that we are part of the finest fighting force that has ever existed in history. I like the fact that you always know where you stand with a Marine! With Marines, there is no middle ground

Why This For A Default Pic? 012107
I am not sure what they were thinking to post this as their default pic. Okay, it is funny, but so much ceiling and not enough of who they are. A good pick for adding to their photo albums, but I really question why they would pick it for their default pic.... phonikz@ CherryTAP Don't you agree????

Why The Pain
Well many of you have been wondering about my my away messages that I have been posting. I have been in alot of pain for the past 6 months and have been ...well honestly scared to death to have this confirmed. Well last Tuesday I got the answer that I have dreaded for all these months. I was told that I have stomach cancer. I dont know what they are going to do with it yet or if I will take treatments. But the past few days have been terrible. I was at hospital again last night due to the pain and it seems that whatever they give me for pain just makes me very sick. So for now I will having to deal with the pain that at times has me in tears. But I just wanted you all to know at once. And those that have known from tuesday and have been looking in on me I thank you from the bottom of my heart. It is nice to have a couple people behind me even thou we have never met. So if you have been wondering why I havent been commenting that is why. Lots of love to you all Badass Cowboy

Why They Call It Fallin
It's like jumpin It's like leapin It's like walkin on the ceilin It's like floatin It's like flyin through the air It's like soarin It's like glidin It's a rocket ship you're ridin It's a feelin that can take you anywhere So why they call it fallin Why they call it fallin Why they call it fallin I don't know There was passion There was laughter The first mornin after I just couldn't get my feet to touch the ground Every time we were together We talked about forever I was certain it was Heaven we had found So why they call it fallin Why they call it fallin Why they call it fallin I don't know But you can't live your life Walkin in the clouds Sooner or later You have to come down It's like a knife Through the heart And it all comes apart It's like someone takes a pin to your balloon It's a hole It's a cave It's kinda like a grave When she tells you that he's found somebody new So why they call it fallin Why they call it fallin Why they ca

Why The World Needs Black History Month Or What’s Wrong With Kids Today?
You hear it occasionally at work, from friends or family, sometimes from kids. For whatever reason, people complaining that a whole month is devoted to black history. I come from a very Irish family. I imagine that I grew up similar to Italian, Greek, German, etc. kids, being taught about the struggles of our previous generations in their trek to America. I was taught that being Irish is something to be very proud of and always felt that sense of pride growing up. Being a teacher for three plus years, I had the opportunity to teach in a very poor community, and about 98% of my students were black. I enjoyed getting to know the kids and grew to get to know quite a few of them very well. Being kids, they loved to try to get me off topic, and they loved when I talked about being Irish. They were very curious to know about who I was in general. Apparently, in the community, the Irish have a reputation for being crazy, and carrying AK-47’s, which I found thoroughly amusing, but

Why The Fuck Is It Ok Now
ive come to the realization that life is out to get me. what i would like to know is why, not only that but why what was not ok when happened to me is now widely accepted among the group californian assholes that ive come to know over the years. you fucking bitches who decided not to be safe and now hve a life changing thing going on ..and now everyones fucking supporting you well im glad that people are supporting you cause i know how hard it is i know 4 right now 3 keeps one kill... its makes me so fucking angry i was safe and it still happened.i went through it alone.well my friend travis was happy he said he could be uncle travis and with meds that your on and this still happened its a miracle ...god really wants it. he said that to me while we were in the car and i was driving ..i looked at him and i cried ...... im not saying i wont be supportive cause i know how much you need it and how awful it is not to have it ...im just fucking angry

Why The Blogs?
People ask me. "Kooky, why do you write all these stupid blogs?" My answer, "Because you read them!" Actually, I must write them per the terms of my house arrest. The Shrinks think it is good fer me to express myself through these blogs. It should benefit my recovery. If one can ever recover from mental illness. I am not convinced any method of treatment can cure insanity. Perhaps I am mistaken. I think not. I have researched the subject. Thar are some medications that can work in concert with other forms of treatment. But then... I am not insane! I am an actor. Remember that! Don't worry... I will not allow you to forget!

Why The Hell Not?
Just another place for me to pour my heart out to a bunch of strangers who don't really give a shit. I'm in a mood. When I'm in mood, and feeling sorry for myself, I'll write a poem. Sometimes they're pretty good. Other times, they suck donkey balls. Sweaty, stinky donkey balls. I think this is one of those times. Love is an emotion few can afford. It bites. It cuts. It's doubled edged. A sword. Bleeding. The heart, the strongest muscle. So easily broken. Weakness. Giving in. Come here. Closer. Go away. It hurts. I thought I was special, I see that I'm not. You made me feel that way... A lie. Just another one, created to draw me in. Your web of pretty words. A design. I believed it. So desperate. Prey. An easy catch. A score. A notch in the headboard? A story to tell? No one cares. A woman. Vulnerable. Wanting to believe She was special. I know better now.

Why The Change?
Wow very different profile isn't it? There is a reason for the big change, one... I was bored with my other one.. second.. I've recently had a life changing experience and I have a totally different view of the world we all live in.. Which is the reason for my lack of communication with my True Friends. I haven't forgotten about anyone I promise.. just please..All I ask is that you please be patient.. and I ask for your support. If you don't know what I'm talking about.. ask and I might tell you. It truley depends who you are. Still here and fighting.. ~*Ann*~

Why The Fuck Did I Do This?!?!?
THE MISSION: GET THROUGH THIS MASSIVE QUIZ TRUTHFULLY. Time Started: 7:35 AM. Name: BILL Gender: JUST A DUDE. 1) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in, then start the water? WATER FIRST. 2) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle? YEAH. 3) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essences commerials? NAH. 5) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? WHEN I WAS A KID. 6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? NAH, SHOWER STUFF AND SINK STUFF ARE KEPT SEPARATE. 7) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? FUCK YEAH IT HURTS!!! 8) How old do you look? LIKE A GRUBBY 17 YEAR OLD. 9) How old do you act? 26 GOING ON 3 AND 1/2. 10) What's the last song you heard/sang? ME AND BOBBY MCGHEE BY JANIS JOPLIN. 11) Have you recently become a member of anything? A MEMBER OF THE LONGEST FUCKIGN SURVEY EVER CLUB. 12) What are your plans for the weekend? PROLLY NOTHING, CAU

Why Teenagers Suck
HERE IS WHY TEENAGERS SUCK. When i was little, and my brother was a teenager, i wanted to do everything he did. I realized that to be "cool" i had to conform and do what all the other kids were doing at a very young age. This is why i hate teenagers. You youngsters out there set the path of the children behind you and you don't even realize it. When my brother was a teen in the early 90's, the fads were you were either a redneck, or into that early 90's kick ass music called "grunge". nothing really bad came out of this except wrangler jeans and bad hair cuts. the next trend that was set was when i was a teen and it was cool to be ghetto. it was actually cool to walk around with your underwear hanging out of your pants and your belt around your knees. sadly this is when guns started coming into schools and kids started shooting instead of punching. Now there is this new trend called "emo" where it seems like it's cool to be gay. they don't cut their hair, they wear impossibly tight

Why The Fuck....
..would anyone spend 100 bucks on a website to have your name on the top of a page for a bunch of silly points?????? Let's just take a 100 dollsr bill and burn it and it would be just as stupid. I'm sorry I'm sure some people that do it are nice people but no matter what you tell me it's fucking stupid to waste money on a website like this so you can think your being cool. Pretty fucking lame if you ask me.

Why The Change?
So as you can see I have changed my pic. I got tired of all the people sayin how hot or sexy I look and completely forgetting that I do express myself. Come to think of it, I wonder how many of you actually read my profile and blogs? Because I barely get what I expect from all the people who view. I know some of these don't warrant feedback but it would be nice to hear someone else's views of some of my blogs. Realest

Why They Call It Falling By "lee Ann Womack"
Love is Like this : It's like jumpin It's like leapin It's like walkin on the ceilin It's like floatin It's like flyin through the air It's like soarin It's like glidin It's a rocket ship you're ridin It's a feelin that can take you anywhere So why they call it fallin Why they call it fallin Why they call it fallin I don't know There was passion There was laughter The first mornin after I just couldn't get my feet to touch the ground Every time we were together We talked about forever I was certain it was Heaven we had found So why they call it fallin Why they call it fallin Why they call it fallin I don't know But you can't live your life Walkin in the clouds Sooner or later You have to come down It's like a knife Through the heart And it all comes apart It's like someone takes a pin to your balloon It's a hole It's a cave It's kinda like a grave When he tells you that he's found somebody new So why they call it fallin W

Why The Jews Want War
by Dr. William Pierce Last week we talked about the motivation for the Clinton government's murderous attack on Yugoslavia. Mr. Clinton had two excuses for his war: it is to save lives, and it is to save American jobs, Clinton said. It is to save lives, because if we don't whip the Serbs into line now, they'll continue doing things that we don't approve of, and so later we'll have to kill a lot more of them to make them run their country the way we want them to. It is to save American jobs, because we must keep Europe stable and prosperous so that Europeans will buy our products. I said that the real reason for the war against Yugoslavia is that the Serbs refuse to let the New World Order and the United States tell them how to run their country. The New World Order wants the countries of the world, wherever possible, to be multi-ethnic -- except for Israel, of course. Multi-ethnic countries are easier to control, less likely to put up a solid front against the New World Order. Bu

Why The Fook Is It Soo Hard To Write?????
Fuck this life I just can’t stand the shit I have to put up with if it’s not one thing it’s another! All I want to do is write a FUCKIG poem but can I???? Huh???? No……NO!!!! My head is soo filled with shit that I can get it onto the right path so that I can write it! I’m just so fucking pissed off right now and I don’t want to calm down I just want to kill something! Anything!........... Just feel the flesh tear from the bone! To taste the tang of blood on my lips! Gods I haven’t felt this hot since I tried to jump off a cliff just down the street from my house!!! Now that was invigorating!!! But childish! Only the strong can live till there time is up in this world! Sadly only the week willed chose suicide! And I am not week willed! And never will be! I sit here and I listen to peoples problems and I have to smile and say everything is going to be ok……. Well its not! We are all going to die and we are going to rot in the earth for years until they run out of room and dig you up

Why The Pain?
Why the pain and suffering Why the hurtful words Why did that girl take my place Why do I love you so bad it hurts My heart is a bleeding sacrifice As I hold it dripping in my hand Reaching out so you can take it You asked for it on demand My soul is tortured and walks alone In a field of withering black roses You said you loved me then threw me away As time passes, the door to my heart closes I love you now as I did back then You ripped my heart into pieces You said you would love me until the end Why the lies and deceits All I want to know, is there any feeling there Do you still love me at all My love for you will slowly fade over time But I know you're not there to catch me when I fall So now I leave you, heartless and cold Standing there in the rain I have three last words for you Why, my love, why the pain?

Why The Owl Has Big Eyes
Raweno, the Everything-Maker, was busy creating various animals. He was working on Rabbit, mad Rabbit was saying: "I want nice long legs and long ears like a dear, and sharp fangs and claws like a panther." "I do them up the way they want to be; I give them what they ask for," said Raweno. He was working on Rabbits hind legs , making them long the way Rabbits had ordered. Owl, still unformed, was sitingon a tree nearby and waiting his turn. He was saying: "Whoo, whoo, I want a nice long neck like swan's, and beautiful red feathers like Cardinal's, and nice long beak like Egret's, and nice crown of plumes like Heron's. I want you to make me in to the most beautiful, the fastest, the most wonderful of all the birds." Raweno said: "be quite. Turn around and look the other direction. Even beter close your eyes. Don't you know that no one is allowed to watch me work?" Raweno was just then making Rabbit's ears every long, the way Rabbit wanted them. Owl r

Why ? The Awnsers Are Never The Same :)
why when the lights go out all the world seems to vanish with it? why when someone tells you they love you so much, do they hurt you just as much? why when a heart beats blood rushes all over? why when that same heart feels as if to bleed when broken but truly never does? why is it when you tell something deep , are we all ignored and pushed aside? why is it when i say i love you , i feel as if i wasent heard? why when i show i love you , its not repaid? why is it that im the only one asking when all of you think it ?

Why The Number Of Stupid People On Earth Is Increasing
I believe this 100%. We need to stop trying to protect stupid people, damnit!!! It's ruining the natural selection process! Until stupid people start dying at a normal pace, through their own stupidity, as they well should, we're going to continue to see shocking stupidity rule not only this country, but the world. America is probably #1 in trying to protect idiots from their own stupidity, though. Is it any wonder we're in this ridiculous state of confusion these days? _________________________________________ The theory of natural selection explains that as a species of any kind evolves, the weaker members of that species will not survive. These weaknesses can be anything from not being able to outrun another species that views you as its next meal, to deciding to leave the oceans without bothering to evolve lungs. Early man evolved and developed through the ability to adapt to his surroundings. One of the weaknesses of humans however was stupidity. This stupidity was to a

Why The English Language Is So Hard To Learn
1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10. I did not object to the object. 11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13. They were too close to the door to close it. 14. The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18. After a number of injections my jaw got number. 19. Upon seeing the tear in the paint

Why There Are Recording Devices On Phones
So here I am at 2:00am minding my own business playing video games, when what do I receive? A phone call from Rudy and Ryan. Mind you, they were definitely not sober. I was supposed to meet Jessica to hang out and celebrate her perfect score on her speech, but low and behold, we decided to have a raincheck until Wed so that we can party hardy. Here is the phone call I received: Me-Hello? Rudy-Hey! Hey! Hold on! Me-Huh? Ryan-Are you f***ing my girl? Me-Who is your girl? Ryan-Are you f***ing my girl? Me-Is Jessica your girl? Ryan-Yeah. You shouldn't be f***ing her, but I don't mind. Me-Huh? Ryan-Where are you? Me-Home Ryan-You shouldn't be f***ing her, but I still like you Me-Dude, you're making no sense Ryan-Where are you? Me-Home Ryan-Oh you suck! That's gay! This is Ryan. Me-I know it's you, Ryan. (Background talking to Rudy)-> He's at home..... Rudy-Hey, are you at home? Me-Yeah, Where are you guys? Rudy-On

Why "taps" Is Played..
Why "TAPS" is played.. If any of you have ever been to a military funeral in which taps were played; this brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something Every North American should know.. Until I read this: We in the North America have all heard the haunting song, "Taps". It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings. Reportedly, it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison's Landing in Virginia. The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land. During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and bring the stricken man back for medical attention. Crawling on his stoma

Why: The Eternal Unknown
Why does this world take from me Why does the wind whisper my name Why must this body continue on when my heart, sould and mind are already gone Why can't I be as normal as you, the one who protects me from the wrong things I do I'll be left out when judgement day comes, I'll be left out of the ending sum Why does he haunt me when I'm all alone Why must he deprive me of the love that I need and walk on the wind so far out of reach Why do I battle day after day, wanting what so many others have The darkness of midnight blocks out the voices My thoughts aspire, I watch shadows lurk and demons devour Free from interference of activity around me Trying to hide from visions striving to find me The outside is changing wht the inside has created Why search your soul when your heart is negated Why do I need love Why won't it come Why strive for a last chance at a life I'll never have The last spoken words from a woman destined to die alone © S.R.G. 1997

Why Trick Or Treat Is Better Than Sex
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. Its OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else. 5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning. AND.... 1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!

Why They Have 2 Dogs Instead Of Women.
Reasons Why Men Have Two Dogs And Not Two Wives 30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. 29. Dogs are not allowed in bloomingdale's or neiman-marcus. 28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. 27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep. 26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. 25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater. 24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting. 23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. 22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free. 19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "if I died would you get another dog?" 18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you. 17. Another man will seldom steal your do

Why The Desire For Death?
A clean paper or a pure white wall. One false line, a scratch, a mistake. Unerasable. So obscure by adding million other tracings, blend it, cover over But the original scratch remains, written in gold blood, shining. Desire for a Perfect Life

Why Toyota Is Now #1 !
A Modern Parable A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (General Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing. Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion. They advised, of course, that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing. Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the r

Why The Silent Treatment?
Not to long ago I was being harrassed by someone on here that went by "Cloker". I don't know who they really are... the pics they used were stolen from someone else. When I blocked them they started going to some of my friends, saying a bunch of crap about me and trying to cause problems. Fortunately these two friends of mine came to me and told me what was being said. However, recently I've had a few more "friends" flat out ignore me and or give me the cold shoulder. Which is making me wonder if maybe this Cloker person said something to them as well??? If that's the case then you being my "friend" why wouldn't you just talk to me about it? Why take some strangers words as truth? The person who's pics Cloker stole along with me have now gotten him kicked off of Cherrytap... although for all I know they created a new account. I doubt that my "friends" who are now ignoring me will even read this. However, I'm hoping that those of you who do, will tell me if someone has or st

Why The Ocean Is Salty?
* a blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates!!! * but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate... * so 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads!!! YOU WONDER WHY THE OCEAN IS SALTY??? DONT SWALLOW THE WATER !!! ;-)) *** u can see the pic on my "blue whale" folder..lol

Why Try?
Why try when your not going to end up anywhere? You put your blood, sweat, and tears, and in the end, no one cares. You tried so hard you gave it your all. But without someone having your guard, why keep going if everything you achieved will eventually fall. Why try if no one is going to pick you up? your just a sitting duck. When everything of your's is taken away, you just don't give a F**k. Your mind turns blank you feel like your in space. And without anyone around to pull to back, you'll be stuck forever in that place. Why try when someone is going to take your spot. They will take your glory and everything you got. So why try when everything you did will wash away. It's not like your going to get it back someday...

Why Then...
If I am loved why does my heart ache why does my soul wish for the shadows of darkness if love is its to take - - - - why do I feel as though my chest is about to explode my thoughts are filled with fear and pain because of what my heart now knows - - - - If I am loved truly treasured without a doubt why do I now feel its that love that I’m without - - - - If I am loved why do I hurt. ~Candyce~

Why The Wedding Ring Is Worn On The 4th Finger...
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese... Your Thumb represents your Parents Your Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Your Middle finger represents your-Self (centered between all those around you) Your Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & Your Last (Little) finger represents your children First, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Second, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (as shown in the figure below): Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)...they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have th