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The Mall Expirence Part 3
We are still at the mall. I have decided to purchase a few toys. I lead you on your leash into an adult toy shop. The salesgirl come over and asks me if I have anything special in mind. I tell her that I am interested in something to use on my slut. She looks at you and tells me that they are having a sale on strap on dildos. I look over the stock and see one that seems to be a bit unusual. Though it is not very large in length, and thickness, the sales girl explains that it has special features. The ball sack hanging from it is not the usual hard rubber imitation of balls but soft and filled with two realistic feeling balls. The salesgirl explains that the left ball is an air pump, and will expand the dildo to full size of a full foot long and six inches in diameter. the right ball is a syrange filled with artificial cum. It also has a little vibrator that makes if throb like a real cock. The salesgirl asks if I would like to try it out. What a delicious idea I say to her. I remo

The Mall Expirence Part 2
girl; We are still at the mall on my shopping trip. Now that I have new clothes I decide that I need new shoes to go with them. You mince behind me on your high heel shoes as I lead you by your leash into a shoe shop. I take a seat, and have you stand behind me. The salesman comes over to wait on me. He is a young men rather handsome in a rugged way. Even through his clothes I could see that he must lift weights. He sits down in front of me on one of those little stools with a ramp in front. I tell him that I am interested in black leather pumps with a spike heel no less than 3 inches, and no more than 4 inches. I also tell him that I am interested in a pair of stilleto heel boots. He removes one of my shoes and measures my foot, then he goes to the back room to bring out some shoes and boots for my selection. When he returns, he straddles the stool. My foot moves up the ramp, and I begin to rub his crotch with my toes. I can see him begin to blush, but what is more important I

The Mall Expirence Part 1
Hello Girl; I want you to imagine that I have you dressed as a french maid. Your skirt is so short that it barely covers your thighs. It is a full skirt puffed out by lacy crinolines the lace peeking out from the bottom of your hem. Under your dress you are wearing a body shaper designed to give you a narrow waist, full hips, and of course breasts. On your legs you are wearing fishnet stockings held in place by a garter belt. Your black patent leather pumps have 6" high stiletto heels. Your face os made up with foundation, eye shadow, eye liner, mascara, rouge, and of course lipstick. On your head is a long black wig. You are also wearing drop earrings. Around your neck is a narrow lock on collar with a dogtag engraved "Girl is the property of Mistress Carol". The only thing you are not wearing is panties. Today id the day that I am going shopping for some new clothes. Naturally I will need my ladies maid to assist me in the dressing room as I try on the different outfits. Sinc

The Mall
The Mall I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.

The Mall Today
Today was not a good day. But I am very thankful today because of what happened. There was a horrific shooting and 8 innocent people were killed. The shooter killed himself. He was just 19 years old. He left 3 notes. A will giving all his personal items to friends and family. A note saying he was going to go out in "STYLE". And a note saying he was finally going to be "FAMOUS". I am thankful that my friend and I decided to go to lunch an hour later. We were only about 2 miles from the mall. We had each individually thought of shopping at the mall after lunch. Her daughter called me after I got home in a panic to see if we made it for lunch. I had friends from out of town call to see if I was ok. And several local friends called also. It is so sad to be thankful for such a reason. I feel sad for his family and the guilt they will carry from now on. I feel sorry for the families of the victims. But again I am very thankful that my friend and I were not there. I don't th

Mall Santa Sexually Assaulted
Woman Accused of Groping Mall Santa Email this Story Dec 18, 11:52 AM (ET) DANBURY, Conn. (AP) - Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him. "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint. Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. She was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3. Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles. A call seeking comment from Lamy was answered by a recording Tuesday morning. A woman later called back and said: "It's a false report and I don't have any idea." Police did not give the name of the disconcerted Santa, but they said he is 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him. "He was apparently shocked an

The Mall
Christmas and the mall Current mood: crazy Category: Life Ok... so today I did the unthinkable and went to the mall. Why you ask?, because I love my children and they deserve mall clothes once a year :-) Now let me just say, I only shop the clearance racks because my kids arent that good. There is nothing that could make me bring myself to spend 49.50 for a zip up hooded jacket~! Are they kidding me, and who is it that is spending that kind of money? They wanted 29.50 for a thermal underwear shirt, what??? I guess its better then Walmart because its pink and not white LOL So I have come to the conclusion that 75% of Americans are retarded. Now, I say "retarded" light heartedly, not because Im making fun of anyone but in the sense that you really have to have some kind of brain damage to justify spending that kind of money on a piece of clothing. I dont think theres anything sexier than a man in a good suit, so for that I can understand spending some money. But have y

Mall Conquest Pt1
I had been walking the mall for fifteen minutes. Sally was shopping and we agreed that we would meet at three o’clock. It was now forty five minutes to three. I was browsing in Radio Shack when I noticed the most ravishing young woman I have seen in a long time. I am Mike Lawrence and I am a master hypnotist and a very successful businessman. I also greatly appreciate a difficult challenge. My challenge was how to put the beautiful apparition under my control in time to meet my wife, Sally. I decided that only the direct approach would work. I went up to her. She was inspecting a computer display. “They keep getting cheaper and better, don’t they?” She looked me over. I am six and a half feet tall and in very good shape. I was also old enough to be her father. “I am so confused. I am supposed to buy a gift for my father and I don’t have a clue. Could you help me?” For sure. “What can I do to help?” “My dad is not very computer smart. Would this be a good computer for him?”

Mall Conquest Pt2
“He is certainly a hunk.” “I agree.” “Would you like to practice fucking him?” “Yes!” In unison. “Both of you, get naked.” They quickly undressed. They both had thongs and front hooking bras. They were both glistening in the crotch and putting off a musky odor. “Arlene, roll him on his back.” With some effort, she did. “Hold his pole and mount it, facing him. Do it slowly, so you won’t injure yourself.” She stood over him and held his enormous cock in her right hand, swung her leg over his large body and got herself in position to mount him. She slowly impaled herself on him. Very slowly. “How does it feel?” “Very filling. I feel like I am going to break. It feels like my vagina is on fire.” She was half way down his pole while Magen and I watched. Slowly, slowly she lowered herself. Finally she was sitting on him. “It feels like he is extending into my stomach. I’m getting feelings I didn’t think were possible. I think I’m going to come. Oh, dear, oh, dear!”

Ma Love Is Addictive!
Hold up don't rush take it slow when you hit it Because too much of this and you'll be addicted I'm telling you soon this will be what you need One hit of this will get you higher than a blunt of weed You know when you take speed and get the rush This is better than it so don't take too much I'm telling you it'll happen in the blink of an instant One hit of this and you will be addicted Out of all the drugs this is supreme It has a stronger addiction than nicotine If I give it to you you'll say its nice This drug has a stonger high than ice This drug I got its the right recipe This will take you higher than ecstasy You might not know it but you'll be back You'll be craving this as if it was crack After one hit you'll neva say no I swear what I got is better than coke One hit of this will have you seeing circles And if you not careful it might just hurt ya This drug I got can't be tamed Its better than shooting h

Malokata
MaLakota- MaLakota(I am Lakota)! Still holding onto our ways and our ceremonies,still a proud people.People want to be like us,they want into our ceremonies,want to know our language.They want to try to understand us or any other Native,the thing is,they can't ever reach that point in understanding.As my ancestors have tried to convey over and over since the European Invasion of this country; WE can NEVER be understood because our traditional way of life is completely different of those in the dominant society .Outsiders want to know how we perservere in the times of adversity..Lakota people will tell you that it is our way to suffer,it was meant to be that way for Lakota Oyate..It teaches us to strive for the best,teaches us to be humble but most of all it teaches us to depend on Tunkasila in the time of need,he's the only one who can actually fix our wrongs.So when Tunkasila thinks we learned our lessons he helps us to move on with no regrets so that we may go out and help others bu

Malo E Lelei (that's 'hi!' In Tongan!)
Guten Tag! I say hello in German because that's where my hubby is right now. He tells me he'll read my ramblings on here and he'd better because I'll be asking questions later! My mother calls me Victoria (I know, how English and formal does that sound?) but ever since I was about ten I've been Vikki. That's Vikki, not Vicky. I went through a phase of being called Sticky Vikki but that's another story! I live in a beautiful house in rural County Durham in the north-east of England. I'm not a Geordie, I'm actually from Liverpool originally but we're settled up here out of the way. You can read something about my odd little domestic set up in my 'About Me' blurb but basically my hubby works away alot but loves taking pics of me when he's here. He arranged for his twin bro to start taking some pics to email over to him and one afternoon the photo shoot got a bit steamy and we ended up getting down and dirty so to speak. So, obscurely, I live with Jonathan for three week

Malpractice
A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed. “Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the surgeon. “I’m afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis.” “What!” gasps the patient. “You mean I’ll never experience another erection?” “Oh, you might,” the surgeon reassures him. “Just not yours.”

Malpractice Lawyer, Mesothelioma Cancers
Malpractice Lawyer A suitable and dependable lawyers in lawsuits against the manufacturers and distributors of defective products that have caused serious injuries and death. Mesothelioma Cancer Mesothelioma Cancers is a quality website dedicated to helping people stricken with mesothelioma. Providing resources and information helps people suffering from this horrible illness to better cope with the adverse effects it can have on their lives.

Malted (chocolate)
*nonalcoholic* 2 scoops chocolate ice cream 1 cup milk 2 oz. chocolate syrup 2 tbsp. malt powder 1. Combine chocolate ice cream, milk, chocolate syrup and malt powder in a blender 2. Blend until smooth3. Pour into a goblet or other large glass lmfao... your girl got PMS. Wanna try to make her feel good. Try this one on her. Might get some points or get it spit in your face. :-D

Maltese Cross
The Story of the Maltese Cross The badge of a firefighter is the Maltese Cross. The Maltese Cross is a symbol of protection, a badge of honor, and its story is hundreds of years old. When a courageous band of crusaders, known as the Knights of Saint John, fought the Caracens for possession of the Holy Land, they were faced with a new weapon not known to European fighters. It was a simple but horrible device of ware. The Saracens' weapon was fire. As the crusaders advanced on the walls of the city, they were bombarded with glass bombs containing naphtha. When they were saturated with the liquid, the Saracens threw flaming torches into the crusaders. Hundreds of knights were burned alive while others risked their lives in an effort to save their kinsmen from painful fiery deaths. Thus, these men became the first firemen, and the first of a long line of firefighters. Their heroic efforts were recognized by fellow crusaders who awarded each ot

Malware From Flash Graphics
Safe Browsing Diagnostic page for glittergraphicsnow.com What is the current listing status for glittergraphicsnow.com? Site is listed as suspicious - visiting this web site may harm your computer. Part of this site was listed for suspicious activity 5 time(s) over the past 90 days. What happened when Google visited this site? Of the 659 pages we tested on the site over the past 90 days, 81 page(s) resulted in malicious software being downloaded and installed without user consent. The last time Google visited this site was on 2011-05-19, and the last time suspicious content was found on this site was on 2011-05-19. Malicious software includes 72 exploit(s). Successful infection resulted in an average of 3 new process(es) on the target machine. Malicious software is hosted on 8 domain(s), including aaaooo.co.cc/, fereeeppp.co.cc/, traff-ins.co.cc/. 3 domain(s) appear to be functioning as intermediaries for distributing malware to visitors of this site, including js-ghost

Ma Lyfe Iz Lyke...
i go to bed just cryin ma eyes out cuz either i just got ma ass beat or a bf done sumthin wrong know1 knows wat itz lyke to b me wakin up in tha morin cryin cuz u dunno if ur gona get jumped again or maybe der kill u diz tyme cuz sum1 has told dem a lie or dey hate tha color u bang or dey just hate u itz hard bein me n i hate wat iv become i become so empty dat i cant turn bk cuz most of all i hate being in gang not knowin if ima die or not dat day not knowin if ima get married n have kids it sux but all i do iz hide behind a fake smile but deep inside me tears r fallin but wait only 1 pesron can make me happy no matter he makes me feel complete n happy

Mama Silver's Circle Etiquette
Here you are. Bunches of people crowded into someone's house. This is great. Who's running this thing? Oh, that lady over there in the corner. Should I say anything to her? Nah. What if I stand in the wrong place? Do I have to tell somebody if I want to go to the bathroom? Whose **kid is that running around the altar? A paper--am I supposed to say this? I just want to stand here and watch everyone else. Whether you are a stranger to first time circle gatherings, a pro, or an intermittent guest, there are certain ways to conduct yourself so that you will definitely be remembered by the hostess and thereby be invited back. There are also things you can do that will guarantee you will never be invited back in this lifetime, or in any other. To make sure your presence is requested again and again, keep the following hints in mind: When you arrive, seek out the Hostess/Host and present yourself. Do not give him/her your complete re

Mama Wants
New day dawns rain and gloominess blankets the countryside As I lay listening and sighing to the rain's dancign on my window Journey to kitchen in ym birthday suit Lover stands wiht me, holding and Kissing me The familiar mornign smells of coffee and cinnamon fill the air As our passion is renewed Go sit on the couch Lover purrs I walk weak in the knees with anticipation Sitting down, totaly nude and hard My body quakes violently as Lover comes into the Livingroom to join me Lover straddlkes my lap her arms wrapped warmly around my neck pressing deeply into me her gorgeous breasts pressed to ym hungry lips and tongue Her Sex already dripping with love nectar Lover pumps against my shaft my tongue dances on her soft sexy breast skin worshipping her nipples gloriously The crack of Thunder accompanies her wild Amazon moans My hunger voiced in my deep moans as I feast on her dark brown nipples Work comes early this morning, but we do not care at all Ou

Mamas And Papas Member Dead At 66
Mamas and Papas Member Dead at 66 MISSISSAUGA, Ont. (AP) - Denny Doherty, one-quarter of the 1960s folk-rock group the Mamas and the Papas, known for their soaring harmony on hits like ``California Dreamin''' and ``Monday, Monday,'' died Friday at 66. His sister Frances Arnold said the singer-songwriter died at his home in Mississauga, a city just west of Toronto, after a short illness. The group burst on the national scene in 1966 with the top 10 smash ``California Dreamin'.'' The Mamas and the Papas broke new ground by having women and men in one group at a time when most singing groups were unisex. John Phillips, the group's chief songwriter; his wife, Michelle; and another female vocalist, Cass Elliot, teamed with Doherty. ``Monday, Monday'' hit No. 1 on the charts and won the band a Grammy for best contemporary group performance. Among the group's other songs were ``I Saw Her Again Last Night,'' ``Go Where You Wanna Go,'' ``Dancing Bear,'' and versions of ``I Call Yo

Mama...
She used to be my only enemy and never let me be free Catching me in places that I knew I shouldn't be Every other day I crossed the line, I didn't mean to be so bad I never thought you would become the friend I never had Back then I didn't know why Why you were misunderstood So now I see through your eyes All that you did was love Mama, I love you Mama, I care Mama, I love you Mama, my friend, you're my friend I didn't want to hear it then but I'm not ashamed to say it now Every little thing you said and did was right for me I had a lot of to think about, about the way I used to be Never had a sense of my responsibility Back then I didn't know why Why you were misunderstood So now I see through your eyes All that you did was love Mama, I love you Mama, I care Mama, I love you Mama, my friend, you're my friend But now I'm sure I know why Why you were misunderstood So now I see through your eyes All I can give you is love, is love Mama, I love y

Mama Said There'd Be Days Like These!
Today was a day that gives new meaning to the term "hump" day. A day that seemed to be overcoming the hump...and not a good "hump" kinda way either! lol . A day of emotions running high. A day of decisions to make. A day of playing nurse to a sick child. A day of chaos at work. A day of drama. A day of a seemingly "stopped" time clock. A day I am thankful is over. A day I am relieved to of survived. WHAT A DAY! lol Hold on to your seats.... I will QUICKLY breeze through it.... if you don't want to hear about it, then LEAVE NOW! (lol) You have been warned. First I wake up late. Kids get dropped off early. Builders show up with a long list of things they need me to decide as I am running out the door already about 20 minutes late to a car I forgot to be defrosting which tacked on about 10 more minutes just to warm up and de-ice. Builders and the Insurance Agent argue over whether or not my roof needs to be replaced due to hail damage (damage my Insurance Agent says

Mama's Crying
Mama's crying And I can't stop the pain Can't whisper softly Everything's gonna be ok Words of wisdom and my kisses Won't take these tears away Mama's crying...Mama's crying And I can't stop the pain They say time heals the broken heart A little more each day And seasons hold the memories We'll smile upon someday But her pain right now is deeper Than her faith in God and Church And as I hold my baby in my arms We both grieve for hers Summer's ending Autumn stumbles into place Anger and frustration Toss and turn our every day Mama's crying...Mama's crying And I can't stop the pain It's gonna be a long cold winter Spring's a long long ways away They say time heals the broken heart A little more each day And with every new tomorrow Sorrow slowly fades The heartache that she's feeling No one else can take away But I'll be right beside her Each baby step she takes Mama's crying And I can't stop the pain I can tell her that I love her Help her throu

"mama I'm Coming Home" Ozzy Osbourne
Mama, I'm Coming Home [Ozzy Osbourne, Zakk Wylde, Lemmy Kilmister] Times have changed and times are strange Here I come , But I ain't the same Mama, I'm Coming Home Times gone by seems to be You could have been a better friend to me Mama, I'm Coming Home You took me in and you drove me out Yeah, you had me hypnotized Lost and found and turned around By the fire in your eyes You made me cry, you told me lies But, I can't stand to say goodbye Mama, I'm Coming Home I could be right, I could be wrong It hurts so bad, it's been so long Mama, I'm Coming Home Selfish love yeah we're both alone The ride before the fall But I'm gonna take this heart of stone I just got to have it all I've seen your face a hundred times Everyday we've been apart I don't care about the sunshine, yeah 'Cause Mama, Mama, I'm Coming Home I'm Coming Home You took me in and you drove me out Yeah, you had the hypnotised Lost and found and turned around By the fire in your eyes I've se

Mama Dru's Funeral
Tomorrow is my grandmother's funeral. I'm not going. I feel mom needs me more. She doesn't go to funerals and quite honestly, I'm not fond of them either. Who is? Today they had the final thing where you can view the body, finalize the obituary and whatever else is involved with a funeral. I took a cab to the funeral place with my cousins John and Jay. Dad was supposed to pick us up, but he got busy with something. When the cab came, mom was in tears. I walked to her, hugged her, kissed her on the forehead and told her I wouldn't be gone long. Ironic that the last song I heard in the cab was "Lost Without You" by Robin Thicke. If you don't know the song, just look at the name of it to reflect how I was feeling. Yeah, the song is a hit and is very popular, so I guess I should've expected to hear it. When I got there, I saw Dess standing in front of the room Dad was in having a conference with one of the people who works there. Joe and Mark were there also. Dad took

Mama Jokes
be charged with sock abuse Yo momma's feet so fat her sneakers need license plates Yo momma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes Yo momma's so fat she bit into a school bus and said where's the cream filling Yo momma's forehead is so big you could show slides on it Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving Yo momma's so grouchy the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals Yo momma's gums so black she spits Chocolate Milk Yo momma's gums so black that she spits Yoo hoo Yo momma's hair so greasy you could fry a chiken in it Yo momma's hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it Yo momma's hair so short she curls it with rice Yo momma's hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches Yo momma's has 10 fingers, all on the same hand Yo momma's has 3 eyes and the

Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This
....but I never knew it would last for weeks on end. feeling really fed up with everything, yet trapped by my empathy and caring. so if I'm a little distant its because something here just blew up and I'm trying to do damage control. This too shall pass, I hope.

Mama...rest In Peace
When someone's mother passes I can't help but shed a tear. Now that my very own mom has returned to our Creator not a moment that passes by that I don't feel like tearing my heart out of my chest just so that it would stop hurting. As I go back to my house where my siblings and I grew up I remembered a lot of memories I shared with her. The necklace that she would wear when she picked me up from school. How she would always ask me whether I had eaten or not. The person that I would run to everytime something was wrong. I remembered when there were these girls who teased me at school for being fat, she made me toughen up and double my game. I never studied so hard...and she would always tell me how important it was to care for the way I looked and how important being healthy was. And the first person I would tell when something great happened. She was the most excited one everytime I told her I got a good grade. She was understanding too even when I didn't. I wondered

Mama I’m Coming Hooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmeeeee
HOME!!!!! Finally after all these weeks, we are going home. I'll make sure that Starbucks gets a visit from me before I unpack my bags, savoring every moment!! The Starbucks over here are SADLY not the same. It will be nice to be back, even if it is only for a few days. I have some friends from UK in town, so I'm go over to hear what they're up to, and hang out for a while. I also what to go to see a few movies, which is exactly what I need right now……sedation for the brain! Here is a recap of our show today. I wake up on the morning of the big of our big show in Okinawa & go workout then I kinda drift through most of the morning until its time to meet up with everyone and get the bus over to the venue. The four of us have a good soundcheck and everything gets dialed in. It's looking like its going to be a very cool show. The actual festival site is on a air field. We all played well, and everyone was on its feet by the mid-point in the set. And I've gotta say that the audience

Mama I've Tried
Mama I've Tried Mama I just don't know anymore you see the tears in your baby eyes. My heart bleeds from pain that is all around me mama and I just don't know;I've showed how much I've changed mama heart,body and soul in my life,mama I've tried and tried to prove I'm not the man I onces was but it seems you only believe me mama. Charles Optional Nelson Copyright ©2007 Charles Optional Nelson

Mama I Blew It At Love
Mama I Blew It At Love Mama once told me when a man doesn't respect love he loses love.Mama I must admit that your right and say that I disrespected love;now it's gone cause I blew it big time Mama not taking her feeling inconsideration,so now I see what you mean Mama about losing love cause I did lose it. Poem By:Charles LaMark Nelson

Mamabear ¤ Aka Jesse
~MamaBear ¤ aka Jesse ¤ If the bid is a regular fu-bucks bid: ~ I will put your name at the end of mine "Owned by you" for 2 months ~ 1 personal salute (sfw) ~ Top friend for 2 months, along with rating of all pictures only (during any time of the day) ~ Link to your profile on my page for 2 months If the bid includes 7 day or 30 day blast: ~ I will be "owned by you" for 6 months, and I will put that in my name ~ 2 personal salutes (sfw) ~ Rates of all pictures OR stash, during happy hour. ~ Top friends rank for 6 months. ~ Link to your profile on my page for 6 months. ~ I will send you ONE personal letter. ~ One gift a week of your choosing (within fu-bucks spending limit) for a month. ~ You can have my phone number for text purposes only. (I have unlimited Texts) If the bid includes a Happy Hour or VIP membership: ~ I will be "Owned by you" for a year, and it will be in my name for that whole year. ~ I will add you to my family for an entire year ~ R

Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This
My mother had a saying for everything in life Some taught happiness and some helped strife Each year watching fireworks in our hometown "What goes up must come down" As I walked don't touch the lines of black "Step on a crack, break your mother's back" The school bully challenged a fight in the hall "The bigger they are, the harder they fall" The summer at camp when it only rained "Nothing ventured, nothing gained" Lost my track meet and complained I was beat "Be thankful,remember the girl with no feet" My boyfriend in high school cheated on me "There's more fish in the sea" I tripped and tore my prom gown made of silk" "Don't cry over spilt milk" I got a summer job using a broom and mop "Idle hands are the Devil's workshop" I had a son and he started running wild "Spare the rod and spoil the child" Mom has many sayings a hundred or more Here's a few more from a mom I adore "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth" "Rules are made to be br

Mama
Band : My chemical romance Song & Lyrics : My chemical romance Mama, we all go to hell. Mama, we all go to hell. I'm writing this letter and wishing you well, Mama, we all go to hell. Oh, well, now, Mama, we're all gonna die. Mama, we're all gonna die. Stop asking me questions, I'd hate to see you cry, Mama, we're all gonna die. And when we go don't blame us, yeah. We'll let the fires just bathe us, yeah. You made us, oh, so famous. We'll never let you go. And when you go don't return to me my love. Mama, we're all full of lies. Mama, we're meant for the flies. And right now they're building a coffin your size, Mama, we're all full of lies. Well Mother, what the war did to my legs and to my tongue, You should've raised a baby girl, I should've been a better son. If you could coddle the infection They can amputate at once. You should've been, I could have been a better son. And when we go don't blame us, yeah. We'll let the fires just bathe us

Mama's Wisdom!
Mama's Wisdom! by LateNiteFantasy © My Mama always told me, When I was growing up. "Every mangy dog you see, Got started as a pup!" What she told me was the truth, And guides me through this life. It's a struggle every day, In this old world of strife! Your last advice sweet Mama, Were how to stay on track. "you'll find out there's lots of ways, To peal the foreskin back!!

Mama Needs A New Pair Of Shoes...
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches

Mamabear
I met Mamabear (Cathy) a while ago and she's another one I have to thank Jeremy Crow for. :-D I believe she was in his *Top* folder as being his mother figure. This is Cathy Mamabear@ fubar Cathy has been a wonderful friend to me. She doesn't come to Fubar much anymore, but she always reads anything and everything I share and gives me wonderful advice and encouragement. Cathy is a huge Steelers/Penguins/Stars fan. She also loves going to Nascar races with her family. Cathy made a comment on one of my firefighter pics saying that she knew a lot of the people in my group shot. So naturally I had to find out what that was about. I didn't know it, but she used to live on the other end of the Township from me (about a 10 minute drive) and that she is related by marriage to two firefighters in my FD. Funny thing is, she lives in Texas! Small world, huh? LOL And Cathy, I want to clear something up right now. My last blog entitled GRRRRRR was in NO WAY directed toward

Mama Bear
:: mAMa bear //DUKES (im no dukes to you!)@ fubar BiBabyGirl ~KICK A$$ FAMILY OWNER~ Lollipop GUrlz Club@ fubar (this was the profile that I blocked for spamming) · :: mAMa bear //... left you a new photo comment! · :: mAMa bear //... rated your photo a '1'! · :: mAMa bear //... left you a new photo comment! · :: mAMa bear //... rated your photo a '1'! · :: mAMa bear //... rated your photo a '1'! · :: mAMa bear //... left you a new photo comment! · :: mAMa bear //... rated your photo a '1'! ->:: mAMa be...: you're 57... act your age ->:: mAMa be...: i have lupus, i didn't ask for it, and i certainly didn't want it... but i have it, and it's amazing how other people can be some completely childish about it ->:: mAMa be...: ya know.. i've been called much worse by much better :: mAMa be...: lmao yeah you have an illness its called HIV you dirty skank. you have a nerve rating people a 1 when your fucking ugly as all hell and whatever illness you have i hope it fucking

Mamamia, Now I Really Know........
...Why i don't go to the cinema that often. The reason being that when i do want to go there is nothing worth seeing other than the tons of identical mainstream rubbish that passes for entertainment. So, last night i went to see some mainstream rubbish...No, it wasn't rubbish as it goes but it was entertaining. Went to see Mamamia but haven't decided as yet if it lived up to the hype . It was quite good and might have been wonderful, if only I hadn't been distracted by the hysterical laughter at inopportune moments from the other cinema goers. Sound familiar to anyone? WTF are you all laughing at? Every time anyone finished a sentence, they were in fits of laughter and I just wasn't able to concentrate. I'm not being a killjoy or anything but laughing continually, what's all that about i demand to know? I didn't hear anyone laughing when Pierce Brosnan was singing and THAT was funny. Got to big up The Walters (Julie), she really lifted it towards the end, plus shefs a local girl. Yo

Mama...
Mama.... Mama, do you love me? Mama, do you even care? What did I do To make you disappear? Never in my life Have i ever needed you more Then I do now Mama, I cant stand this pain inside me The hurt you caused The nasty words you said The bruises on my skin The pain in my eyes That I hide The brutal hits But all the while I was loyal to you Through all of it... Mama, They tried to take us away But I acted like it never happened Mama, I lied for you Just so that I could stay... Mama, the years have passed by And my babies grow day by day My husband dies and you pulled away Even more When i needed you, needed your arms You were gone... Did you ever care about me? Did you ever give a shit? What did I do to deserve being HIT!? And my brother got treated like a prince? Why did I deserve dirt While he deserved Gold? Because you hated my father Because you were sixteen And I ruined your dreams by having me? I didnt ask to be born I didnt as

Mama Robins Sick
♥Cherokee God Mama♥Owner of club F.A.R♥R/L Girlfriend to ♥Anubis♥Click@ fubar Llamas take 5 mins. of your time go to her page leave her a note something shes seriously Ill and need prayers support anything we can offer lord knows how much she means to us!!

Mama
She was my best friend. The one I could talk to about anything and everything. She always understood me even when I made no sense at all. She always know how to make me laugh when I was having a bad day. She always knew how to make me feel better when I didn't feel good. She was always there when you needed a shoulder to cry on or a rock to stand on to be strong. She always told you how it was, she never sugar-coated anything. She would out-right tell you if a decision was right or wrong or smart or stupid, whether you liked her answer or not she didn't care, she was just honest. She was always there when you needed a friend, and she was always there when it was time to be the mom. She always knew the right things to say and the right ways and times to say it. She was always phone call, short drive, or short walk away. She was always there when you needed her the most. I could go on for days about all the things that Mama was. But now mama is gone, but will always be in my heart,

Mama
When you were 15, your mom came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

Mama
all day yesterday I told Mama I was taking her home to NY to get pizza and that I loved her. She would squeeze my hand and move her mouth here and there. She passed away while I held her hand last night at 11:35. My mom is missed and loved. K

A Mama's Plea....
My kid is the greatest kid in the world. That bein said Can someone PLEASE get her the Rump Shaker Bling?? I would but I can't afford to buy anymore bling. Hell, my VIP expires in a few days cuz I can't afford the $15 a month! Times are REAL tough right now. I would love anyone to DEATH if you could get her the bling. She is such a great kid. She makes me so proud everyday. She REALLY, REALLY, really deserves it!! Here she is: geeKISSexy--READ MY PROFILE BEFORE SENDING FRIEND REQUESTS! OR SHOUTS!@ fubar Thank you SOOOOO much in advance!! If ya message me lettin me know ya did, I'll lay a bunch of 11's on ya! It's not much, but it's all I can do!

Mama Wrote About Me
"JEFFREY" I will miss your smile your funny face feeling sad in this new place.I miss your kissesand your big bear hugs.I miss you slidingacross the rugs.Time goes slowerwhen you want it to go fast.I paced the floor.Watched the hours past.I love you baby, Son of mine.

Mama And Her Bible
MAMA & HER BIBLE Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and they prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said "I had a big house built for Mama." The second said "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house." The third said "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." The other brothers were impr

Mama Mia ... A Fubar Love Song
Mama Mia A song saluting the pains of fubar love her Ive been cheating on fu since I dont know when I cant make up my mind should it come to an end look at me now will I ever learn I am so low but I suddenly lose control I dont think that I have a soul just one click will you please send me bling one more bling you can see everything oooh oh oooh oh Mama mia here I go again my my how can you resist me mama mia showed my goods again my my does that prove I missed ya yes hes been broken hearted since all my whoring started why why did I ever let him know mama mia that was quite a show my my next time he will never know him Ive been angry and sad 'bout the things that you do

Mama Told Me... - Van Morison
When it's not always raining there'll be days like thisWhen there's no one complaining there'll be days like thisWhen everything falls into place like the flick of a switchWell my mama told me there'll be days like thisWhen you don't need to worry there'll be days like thisWhen no one's in a hurry there'll be days like thisWhen you don't get betrayed by that old Judas kissOh my mama told me there'll be days like thisWhen you don't need an answer there'll be days like thisWhen you don't meet a chancer there'll be days like thisWhen all the parts of the puzzle start to look like they fitThen I must remember there'll be days like thisWhen everyone is up front and they're not playing tricksWhen you don't have no freeloaders out to get their kicksWhen it's nobody's business the way that you wanna liveI just have to remember there'll be days like thisWhen no one steps on my dreams there'll be days like thisWhen people understand what I mean there'll be days like thisWhen you ring out the cha

Mambo422003 Is A Downrater!!
Ok so I'm doing my typical "I'm Bored" thing & giving people my 11's & this guy comes back & rates one of my pics a 1 & another a 9. His reason when asked was "Thay was not you" Um ok it's THEY not THAY. The next pic he did give a 10 but that's just totally NOT COOL! mambo422003@ CherryTAP Beware friends I guess if your pics are not of you he'll downrate them. WHAT AN ASS!

Mami Is...
the funniest lady ever. Had me and my sister laughing hystericall yesterday in the kitchen so we decided to return the favor. It's very hard to make my parents laugh, especially my father, but we cracked Mami yesterday. She was regailing us with stories of when we were younger and how failure wasn't an option in school and how we were the best behaved kids on the block blah blah blah. I looked at Dy and said, "Care to tell her why we were the best behaved?" She goes, "Yeah Mami, we were scared out of our my minds every time we got the talk." Let me explain. Every time we arrived at a destination, EVERY DAMN TIME, as soon as Pa would turn off the car they would simultaneously turn to look at us and give us the same speech. "You will not misbehave." "You will ask for NOTHING." "You will not speak unless spoken to." "You will not interrupt the conversation of adults." "You will sit it one place and stay where you are seated until it's time to leave."

Mami's Shyt
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Mamis Dark Angels
SO I AM STARTING THIS THING CALLED MAMIS DARK ANGELS. I WANT ALL THE GOTHIC VAMPIRIC DARK GIRLS TO FEEL THEY ARE JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS EVERYONE ELSE SO IF U WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS NEW THING LEAVE ME SB OR PRIVATE MSG. RULES: 1) YOU MUST ADD/RATE/FAN ALL FELLOW ANGELS 2) YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE PIC 3) YOU MUST AT LEAST 5 GOTHIC/VAMPIRE PICTURES 4) YOU MUST HELP ANYONE THAT COMES TO YOU TO HELP LEVEL THEM. AND TRY TO LET YOUR FELLOW ANGELS KNOW AS WELL.

Mamma I Love You
Mamma I Love You You are my, life my heart. I've always loved you, and I never did or do stop loving you. either though I don't show it to you that much like i should. Your always in my thoughts when i go to sleep and wakeup in the mornings. When thoughs years we could'nt see each other the more you was on my mind. there were times that I would just start to cry anywhere and not know why I was crying. There's Times that I would cry in my sleep . Either though I was Not around you that much till like almost 9 years now. And till this day mamma I will always Love You Forever!!!!! Written By Bessie Marie Meadows

Mammograms
A favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/

Mammogram Exercises
Mammogram Exercises Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home. EXERCISE ONE: Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough. EXERCISE TWO: Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast. EXERCISE THREE: Freeze two metal bookends overn

Mamma And Pups Die In The Am...help!!!!
*NO TIME TO WASTE. PLEASE CONTACT THE POUND ASAP DIRECTLY* **CROSSPOST THIS UNTIL ITS JUST TOO LATE** S.O.S. CAN SOMEONE HELP THIS FAMILY? She dies with her two remaining puppies tomorrow at 6:00pm eastern. If someone can find space for her and her babies please act quickly...how horrible to DIE BY GASS and watch your young ones die too. "Please call before coming to make sure I am still here, My time like any of the animals in a shelter is limitedMy adoption fee is 30.00" Rockdale County Animal ControlConyers, GA(770) 785-5927ACADMIN@ROCKDALECOUNTY.ORG *CROSSPOSTING SAVES LIVES*

Mammogram
POWER OUTAGE DURING A MAMMOGRAM I actually kept my mammogram appointment. I was met with, "Hi! I'm Belinda!" This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side and crooned, "All I need you to do is step into this room right hereee, strip to the waist, thennn slip on this gown. Everything clearrrr? I'm thinking, "Belinda, try decaf. This ain't rocket science." Belinda skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors. With the right side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said, "Hmmmm. Can you stand on your tippy toes and lean in a tad so we can get everything?' Fine, I answered. I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not use the remaining circulation in my legs and neck and finish me off? My body was in a holding pattern that defied gravity (with my other boob wedged beween those two 4 inch pieces of square glass) when we heard, then felt a zap! Complete darkness and the power went off! "Oh, mainten

Mamma Said....
"Mamma said there'd be days like this there'd be days like this my Mamma said" So why do there have to be so many of them? Why is it that I play the typical girl And when you don't play the role I expect I fall? I feel like my life is at a stand still My mamma said that there would always be bad days My mamma always said to roll with the punches My mamma always said that I get too caught up My mamma said that there would be days like this. I'm not always the best at insight. I'm not always the best at taking things slowly I'm not always the best at letting you be you. I'm not always the best at patience. I want this to be real I want my mamma to shut her mouth I could be your everything if you would let me. I can't keep having days like this I drop the kids off, we fight...well not you and me...him and me I yell he yells back, finally he speaks! I remind him of what he has promissed me and the boys. And since I am not Sandie I don't matter. I text you.

Mammograms
Mammograms Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home. EXERCISE ONE: Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough. EXERCISE TWO: Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast. EXERCISE THREE: Freeze two metal bookends

Mamma's Bible
MAMA'S BIBLE >> >>Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors >>and lawyers and prospered. >> >>Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They >>discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived >>far >>away in another city. >> >>The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama." >> >>The second said, " I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the >>house." >> >>The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her." >> >>The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you >>know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this >>preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It >>took >>twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute >>$100,000 >>a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mamma just has >>to >>name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." >

Mammouth Springs
Mammoth Spring is the headwaters for the Spring River. Flowing at almost 10 million gallons of water per hour, the state's largest spring provides great canoeing and fishing on the river throughout the year. SECTION DESCRIBED: Mammoth Spring State Park to the Black River, a distance of about 57 miles. Characteristics There's no getting around the fact that Spring River is chilly. After all, nine million gallons--every hour--of 58 water is hard to ignore. But it is this volume of cool water that: 1) makes the Spring River a year-round float stream, and 2) allows the river to be regularly stocked with rainbow trout. Most Spring River canoe trips take place in the 17-mile stretch between Mammoth Spring State Park and Hardy, a historic town in northern Sharp County. This section is recommended for beginning to intermediate canoeists, and is very popular for family outings. The first half of this section begins at the base of Dam #3, a former hydropower structure located sout

Mammaw 7/4/1933-12/23/2008
It's been five days... five days since I said goodbye, five days since I heard the family say "She's waiting for you." Five days since we all sang Amazing Grace around your bedside, and some christmas carol whose title has buried itself deep inside my mind. It's been five days since I told you that it was allright to go. Five days since the last time I lied to you... it wasn't okay with me, but you had to go. You were my hero, and my world as a child revolved around getting to see you, to hear you sing your hymns while you puttered around the kitchen, to pick on your memory for names when you were flustered, to feel hugs and feel that the world had sent me to you because God knew I would need you in my hardest times. No one could fathom the love I held for you, and nobody could even remotely fathom the love you held for everyone around you, it didn't matter who you were, you were loved, and I feel so honored to have been your granddaughter for 23 years of my life, I just wish I ha

Mammuten Og Den Indiske Elefantguden
At India har en elefantgud er betegnende. Likeså at de lar Luxors Ku gå fritt omkring. Grunnen til den indiske gudeverdenen er at friheten fra Egypt skapte den. Og grunnen til at Elefanten og Giraffen ikke finnes innenfor Egyptisk tankegang er naturlig. Ankh-symbolet klarer ikke å favne størrelsen eller høyden. Det betyr igjen at symbolet er innført. Mammuten som antikvarisk symbol er derfor naturlig for en forståelse av verden. Like naturlig som at Saudi Arabias tegn på dem selv ikke er Allah. Et ekstremt langt skjegg og en latterlig høy hatt er den eneste mulige måten å forklare araberen før Egypt. Dvs 4000 f.kr. Et giftemål, evig, med hele kontigentet, og dermed Mamma i en forståelse, fører til Skidzofreni og en vill redsel for halshugning. Det dreier seg derfor ikke om et Smil som Brian Jones påstår på Child Of The Moon (crecent shaped smile) men en godtagelse av at en dobbelt pyramide (Davidstjernen) er tingen, og at Jahve som motstridende betydning egentlig er det samm

Mammals
Mammals Apes A shrewdness Asses A pace Badgers A cete Bats A colony Bears A sloth, sleuth Buffalo A gang, an obstinacy (I suspect these refer to old world buffalo; use "herd" for American bison) Cats A clowder, a pounce; for kittens...A kindle, litter, an intrigue Cattle A drove, herd Deer A herd, bevy (refers only to roe deer) Dogs A litter (young), pack (wild), cowardice (of curs); specific to hounds...A cry, mute, pack, kennel Elephants A herd Elk A gang Ferrets A business Fox A leash, skulk, earth Giraffes A tower Goats A tribe, trip Gorillas A band Hippopotamuses A bloat Horses A team, harras, rag (for colts), stud (a group of horses belonging to a single owner, string (ponies) Hyenas

M-am Trezit Intr-o Diminiata
M-am trezit intr-o diminiata , gandindu-ma la viata mea . Ce aveam eu in ea ? Aveam o mama , un tata , frati si surori , dar mai presus de toate aveam un suflet . Sufletul meu . Un suflet fara culoare care isi dorea sa traiasca . Ma uitam pe cer si ma intrebam , ce-am sa fac eu azi ? Nimic . Erau doar nori si vant , se pregatea de furtuna , de parca era inainte de razboi . Simteam ca imi doresc sa stau doar pe margine si sa privesc vietile altora , clipe de fericire si de iubire , parca totul se invartea in jurul meu , auzeam rasete de bucurie , oameni care se iubeau si isi purtau de grija unul altuia , era o lume din care imi doream sa fac parte , sa nu mai traiesc in singuratatea inchisa in sufletul meu , tristetea pe care nu am vrut sa o recunosc ca exista si doare , imi doream un univers al meu si al ei . A ei cine ? Ma intrebam si imi raspundeam singur

A Man
Now listen up Men are full of hope To be quite honest I have only ever seen one He had the love and he gave it to everyone His strength was more than beating women or children His patience was that of a good father He will hug you more than you could ever want He would die the very second he was asked They tried to trip him up And for 2000 years they have never given up They kick, stone and kill a man We are still scared to believe in him We ask why cant we see him WHen you were a baby do you remember your mothers face when you came out of a womb Because we have not learned enough to see him clearly He gave us the right to life Be sure if you have a loved one you would give your life This world is an angry place Learn to love It is our biggest strength If you doubt this very man I would hate to be wrong and burn in another land If you get offended I dont give a damn Jesus was the one who was a real man WOuld I lay down my life You bet your ass The shot of a b

Man...
It's too fuckin early in the damn morning to be listening to some damn journey and fixin' to go to work... I wonder if I'm gonna be one of those people that lose it at work and open fire at my job witha sub machine gun. not very likely, but it's a thought that intrigues my feeble mind. MAn this sux. We go into the studio this Sunday. I don't exactly know how prepared we are, but I hope we pull this off in some quick time, cause I can't stan another 3 ta four days in a confined space. We have so many financial problems it's disgusting. We gotta start getttin' more funds on tha fo'real. However I feel that our new material will prove to be more of a challenge than any other of our previous stuff. So the finished product will be rewarding in the end. My new riffs are comin along a lil slow, but I wan that shit to tear the right side of someone's face off, so it's gonna take some time. I fuckin hate pot roast...it's gonna take holding me at gun point to get me to eat that shit aga

A Man
A man What might thee be to mine eyes? A flower of the field has but a view that may be approached, Then sun upon high may only be seen from afar out of reach, However I like neither the closeness nor the space of either, Yet to others they hold such beauty as though they were wonderful. For one without the other shall be found lacking, Lacking to the heart that cries for love, For it is I who am the sun in life, Such as you are but the flower in the field, Drawn to each other we are so far apart, Might my touch be so great yet so far as to not be able to hold you? For this I do not find the beauty in these. I am a man, as you are a woman, My arms shall hold unto you forever, But my arms shall never let you go, So take your sun along with the flower, I shall be a man, and man is what I shall be for you. Matthew Scott Geyer Journeyman

A Man...
I once knew a man, Who lived with much shame, Crippled by his surroundings, Embarassed by his own name. He had it all if all is nothing, But he gave his soul to everyone, His friends betrayed him and sold him out, Yet his door was open to anyone. He lost faith in the lord supposed, A god he said did not exist, To each his own he abided by, Living boundlessly he did insist. A life of mishaps he was said to lead, And the straight and narrow he did not walk, His family was of no solice, And not a soul existed to whom he would talk. Seemingly his life stood still, Shape and meaning it did not take, His body and mind nothing but a shell, Every thought and smile were simply fake. It is said all lives have ups and downs, But for him this was not the case, A simple man, With no way out, He goes unnoticed even to this day. I once knew a man, Who couldn't figure life out, And now he's gone forever, A man this world can do without.

The Man
A guiding star in the sky, A bright shining star You are one in a million, My only heart’s desire The only man I love The only man I adore The man I desire The man I cherish I long to see your shining eyes To taste your lips I long to live beside you To hold you close To taste your breath and feel the touch of your hands I wish to live with you in the paradise of love I long to talk to you to think of the idea of living with you To know that you are the kindest man I ever knew…

Man
Went to a nice Christmas dinner with the wifes fam. Her dads friend was there with a crack whore and the bitch walked out with my digital camera. I didn't know it was missing till my kids were opening their presents. I called "Don" and he said he didn't know anything about it. Why are people like that still allowed to function in this society? I had 3 days worth of Christmas photos stored on that camera. ""FUCK"", I hate people like that. I went to BestBuy today and bought me another camera. Cant k

The Man
The rancid smell of vomit filled the cool night air. Walking silently side by side through the dark. A young boy followed us his hands and feet bound by chain. The man beside me laughed and pulled the chains, knocking the boy to the ground. The boy vomited once more. I looked at the young child with growing suspicion. He looked up at me with pleading eyes. I whispered something to the man beside me, knelt before the boy and brushed the hair out of his face. I looked deeply into his eyes, into his very soul. The more I looked, the more I saw. The more I saw, the more I got scared. I looked up at the man and he knew. I slowly got to my feet and walked away. As I walked I heard the boy scream. I held my jacket closer to me as gunshots were fired. The screaming ceased and I was left walking with a man I thought I knew. Wondering what would happen around the next bend.

A Man
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?" She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25 year old." The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?" She replies, "Frankly dear, your name never came up."

Man
well i think this is it,i met a man and are so right for each other. w spent 2 hours talking on the computer..we clicked in so many ways..ill be talking to him tommorrow night...ill get u posted but i think ive finally got my man.

A Man
A MAN WENT SHOPPINGONE DAY STOPS WHEN HE REALISES THAT A BLONDE IS LOOKING AT HIM, SHE WAVES OVER AND HE SAYS TO HER "I AM SORRY BUT DO I KNOW YOU" SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU MIGHT BE THE DAD OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN" THE MAN CAST HIS MIND BACK TO THE ONE AND ONLY TIME HE HAS BEEN UNFAITHFUL, HE SAYS "ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FRM MY STAG NIGHT THAT I SHAGGED OVER THE SNOOKER TABLE WHILE OUR MATE WHIPPED ME AND STUCK A CUCUMBER UP MY ARSE" HE REPLIES "NO I'M YOUR SONS ENGLISH TEACHER".

A Man
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. Much to his delight, she approaches him too. Then, she says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from... So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says," My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly "No, I'm your son's teacher."

The Man
Since Im new here A lot (okay All of you dont know).. that recently my grandpa died of Diabetes. The man that taught me how to be a man is gone forever from the earth, but not from my heart. From tiein a windsor knot (yeah I do know how to tie a tie), to first date advice, my grandad did it all and it is for this that I will be foreva greatful. Old man, you taught me how to live, how to love and how to be ME. Thank you May God Keep you .....Always

Man
An endless desire, To hold on strong, To the one that walks softly, And voices' sweet song. A strong arm to gather, me to his side, softspoken emotion, empassioned cries. A Fighter when threatened, A lover when tamed, Desire That Blazes, At Night & In Day. A sweetness Surrendered, A steadfast when claimed, A Man among beasts, Yet forever be slain. Desire consumes him, When impassioned by flames, He calls to her softly, Yet still hears her name!!!

The Man
THE MAN ALWAYS TELLING HER THINGS SHE WANTS TO HEAR. THE MAN WHISPERING SWEET NOTHINGS IN HER EAR. THE MAN LETTING HER BELIEVE SHE IS ALL THAT . THE MAN JUST WANT TO TAP HER ASS. THE MAN ALWAYS THINKING WITH HIS POLE. THE MAN LEAVING HER HEART WITH A EMPTY WHOLE.

A Man
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

Man
You know there are so many guyz out there why do they have to be big ( not to be mean to some of you guy) But it like they care about shape size look why cant they see pass that and see what the person is in within. I dont think looks is everthing or shape or size. What is up with hit and run. Why do guy like to do that to us woman why do they have to be pigs and just walk away. I WANT TO KNOW. What do you guyz think about me ? P.S Dont trying to hate on u guyz that are on my friends list or trying to be mean or a bitch

The Man
I took this from http://www.fubar.com/user/852813. This may all be true, but you can ask my husband, I'm not this type of women. LOL _________________________________________ THE Man Rulesï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work

A Man
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

The Man
watching this handsome person smile back at me i get so nervous and shy and its easy to see holding his hand and kissing him is the best with him on my mind i find it easy to rest i slowly drift away with my eyes closed and nothing to say i think of him holding me tight then eventually slip away i think of us being together and alone with no interuptions and turning off the phone the music on low the surroundings are dark looking into his eyes and seeing that specail spark he pulls me closer and leads the way drifting through the night into next day

The Man
What determines a man..... Strength, leadership, passion, loyalty, compassion, love, and sometimes fear. A life born to a circumstance unknown to him. A life that has the potential to see happiness. A child scorn for the color of his skin, the size of his eyes, and even the size of his waist. As the child grows to the body of his teens, eyes start to see someone that has always been there. Flattery...starts to change his path, as he views what seems to be the friends that everyone wants. A life becomes consumed by oneself. A life in the midst of others, becomes a world of one. One life that is fill with hate, pain, payback, envy, disloyalty, and loss. A child becomes a man as a piece is taken from his life. The world that was built is lost, as the light dims. Grains fall without meaning, and as a grain becomes a mound the only thing that changes are the people around you. And those same people that have seen your back more than your face, are by your side. And a realization that life

Man
What determines a man..... Strength, leadership, passion, loyalty, compassion, love, and sometimes fear. A life born to a circumstance unknown to him. A life that has the potential to see happiness. A child scorn for the color of his skin, the size of his eyes, and even the size of his waist. As the child grows to the body of his teens, eyes start to see someone that has always been there. Flattery...starts to change his path, as he views what seems to be the friends that everyone wants. A life becomes comsumed by oneself. A life in the midst of others, becomes a world of one. One life that is fill with hate, pain, payback, envy, disloyality, and loss. A child becomes a man as a piece is taken from his life. The world that was built is lost, as the light dims. Grains fall without meaning, and as a grain becomes a mound the only thing that changes are the people around you. And those same people that have seen your back more than your face, are by your side. And a realization that life

A Man
A MAN WHO I LOVED MORE THAN LIFE TOOK ME AS HIS WIFE A MAN WHO I GAVE MY HEART TO BROKE MY HEART IN TWO A MAN WHO I I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR WALKED OUT THE DOOR A MAN WHO WAS MY MOON LIGHT MIST SHOWED HIS LOVE WITH HIS FIST A MAN WHO WAS MY ONE AND ONLY WALKED OUT AND LEFT ME LONELY NOW THAT MAN I DONT KNOW WHY STILL HS A WAY OF MAKING ME CRY MY LOVE FOR HIM IS NOT THE SAME I KNOW I AM PART TO BLAME dedra

Man
look towards the shadows child for the master lurks deep he hides around corners like a wolf among sheep he rules over all child with sword in hand none can escape this godforsaken land hes the prince of darkness child the ruler of hell hell suck out your soul while enjoying the smell so listen to me child ill tell you his name he calls himself MAN...yes the very same

The Man
The Man Mysterious is the word they used, When I began to tell them you. Intrigueing is what they thought, For how could a man have such a heart. Intrested is how they felt, When they saw my heart begin to melt. Amazed is what they were, For how could he have gotten to her.. In love is what I was...And I still am. Erica Lyne Corn Copyright ©2008 Erica Lyne Corn

A Man
Your face was once A familiar sketch in my eyes A perfect picture to stare at,or touch on You were once a man An undying passion Whose heart now left Leaving scars within Forever, it stays And memories A part of my life You were the man Broken my heart And still, my fragile heart Is yearning for you

"man"
So this guy "MAN" starts talking to me and asks me to be his friend.. then he asks me to rate his pictures.. which i did some and this is how my portion of the convo went on that: ->MAN: lets see;;; i rated 3 elevens.. and 5-6 ttens.. and you rated me 1 ten.. hmmmmmm ->MAN: im not going to rate you because youre a point whore when you cant even rate me.. 1 11 is about 20-30 tens.. and i rated 3 hmm maybe YOURE the mean one cuz you wont rate back (he had stated i was mean cuz i wouldnt rate more of his pictures.. said "why are all the pretty girls mean on here") Then he proceeds to rate my album of 153 to view my nsfw. Sends me a message asking me to get into it.. and i let him in because he finished it. MAN: CHECK OUT MY OTHER PICS IF U LIKE SEXY ->MAN: no thank you MAN: , BTW U JUST SHOWED THE TRUE MEANING OF APOINT WHORE, IE: U RATE ALL THESE PICS, GIVE ME ALL THESE POINTS, AND I'LL BE A WHORE AND SHOW MY PUSSY. UR ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN THE WORDS U AIMED AT ME, FUC

Man...
Under the blood-red moon; covered by the blood-red haze I don't wanna hear anything but your breath I don't wanna feel anything but your touch Your pale skin glowing in the dark; Your deep black eyes looking straight into my heart So beautiful a man can be but beauty in the inside is what I can see.... "FOR ALL BEAUTYFULL MEN..."

A Man.
A man....A man can be one of the sweetest things you have ever seen but when the lights are out and the door is shut he will treat you like shit.His hand can be soft as angels wings to you when there is something he wants. But when you have nothing more for him his hands can be as hard as the devils horns.A man can make you happy and make you smile, then when he leaves you at home to do whatever he has to do. You know he can't be true.There are very, very few men that has truly made me happy or made me smile and it be true. But now I have gotten to the point that I don't care because I know one day he will fuck up some how. So I can stay to my self and make myself smile.

The Man...
When a man's heart is filled with hate and deciete....it burns in those flames and a dark shadow falls over his soul From the ashes of a once good man...has risen a curse...a wrong that must be righted against an army of shadows stands a lone dark warrior...look unto the sky's for vendicator for he is one that will strike fear into the black hearts of those that created him hear as he speaks with a voice of silence, and he fights with a mission of justice

A Man
Boy meets girl it's a delicate thing So much time spent wondering if What you see is what you get I keep looking for a friend and a lover When I find one he ain't the other Sometimes, I just want to quit One wants a maid one needs his mother They either want space or they want to smother me And my poor heart needs somebody who Can take it like a man, steady and strong Not a lot of fuss and carrying on True to a promise I can write in stone Take it like a man who knows about love And every little thing that a girl dreams of Someone wise enough to understand If you want this woman's heart Take it like a man I met somebody the other night Started thinking he was Mr. Right..wrong I might have never known If a friend hadn't brought it to my attention He's got a wife he forgot to mention Girl, leave that fool alone I keep hoping and telling myself Somewhere there's one good one left 'Cause my poor heart need somebody who Can take it like a man, steady and stro

Man
And a man sat aloneDrenched deep in sadness. And all the animals drew near to him and said:"We do not like to see you so sad... "Ask us for whatever you wish and you shall have it."The man said: "I want to have good sight."The vulture replied: "You shall have mine." The man said: "I want to be strong."The jaguar said: "You shall be strong like me." Then the man said: "I long to know the secrets of the earth."The serpent replied: "I will show them to you." And it went with all the animals.And when the man had all the gifts that they could give......he left.Then the owl said to the other animals:"Now the man knows much and is able to do many things...suddenly i am afraid."The deer said: "The man has all that he needs.""Now his sadness will stop."But the owl replied: "No""I saw a hole in the man..."Deep like a hunger he will never fill..."It is what makes him sad and what makes him want.""He will go on taking and taking... "Until one day the world will say:"I am no more and I have no

The Man
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there.” ― Bob Marley

Man
I want to thank Wild Horse for bein my friend n also my ownerfor most of the time I have been on Fubar. He has always treated me with resecpt n like a lady for that I am thankful . Also i would like to thank him for my first WIP which he bought for me for this last Christmas as a present to me. He has done alot to help me in this game n for that I am thankful

Managment Issues
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the man, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The man below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going.You have risen to where you are due t

Man Alive
I have never hadd so much crap thrown at me . Normally its one thing here annd there but lately its more then one thing at a time... I am just lucky that I can handle all this shyt. Welcome to the holiday system, The closer the holidays come the more shyt keep coming up .. Well happy holidays Imma shut up now

A Man And His Dog
A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks: 'Can your dog perform other tricks?'. 'But of course', the man answers, 'he can even gratify a woman'. Anxious to know more the girl leads the man and the dog into a little room above the bar. She undresses and full of expectation she lies down on the bed. The dogs looks at her and does nothing. 'It's always the same thing with you!', the man then shouts to the dog, 'I'll show you how to do it one last time'.

A Man Apart
Behind these eyes a child cries. Behind these eyes a mother weeps. Behind these eyes terror reigns. Behind these eyes I look, mirror in myself, what do I see but a man apart. The lifelessness is all that remains. A piece of a whole. Destructive in nature and plague to the world. I walk along but to no avail. I see the world through clouded hate. Why does it have to be this way? A silent scream goes unheard. Requiem of a dream, no one cares. These eyes see red, and nothing clear. These shattered remains, a man apart is dead! That's my hand at poetry. Not saying it's good, not saying it's bad. It's just my own words

A Man And His Penis
A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he came up with a plan. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down the

Man Accused Of Having Sex With Dead Deer
Man accused of having sex with dead deer Duluth News Tribune Nov. 15, 2006 03:13 PM DULUTH, Minn. - Prosecution of a case involving alleged sexual contact with a dead deer may hinge on the legal definition of the word "animal." Bryan James Hathaway, 20, of Superior, Wis., faces a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal. He is accused of having sex with a dead deer he saw beside a road on Oct. 11. A motion filed last week by his attorney, public defender Fredric Anderson, argued that since the deer was dead, it was not considered an animal and the charge should be dismissed. advertisement "The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass," Anderson wrote. Judge Michael Lucci heard the motion Tuesday. "I'm a little surprised this issue hasn't been tackled before in another case," Lucci said. The Webster's dictionary defines "animal" as "any of a kingdom of living beings," Anderson said. If you include carcasses

Managed
I was able to meet with my friend Steve and go over our papers. Since he has never written an Ethnography paper before, it gave me the chance to help him out and answer his questions. I was also able to get money back for my books for this English class, given it's over and I dont want the books. I only keep books I think I can use later in life OR books related to my majors. Rough Draft is due today. Working on the paper now.

Management Learning
Management Learning...... Lesson #1: A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped the rabbit and ate it. Management Learning: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson #2 A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy. "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. So

Management Lesson!
Management Lesson! Johnny fancied a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said: I'll give you a $100 for S*x, but the girl said NO. Johnny said: "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened... She said "the B*****d used coins"! Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

Management Course
Management Course Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" ** Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2 A priest offe

A Man And A Woman!!
Sitting at the bus stop watching the people rush by, In the corner of her eye, she sees this great looking guy in a nice suit and well shaven, he walks past her and she can smell his after shave and gets a chill down her spine, thinking to herself what it would like with him, the bus shows up and she gets on the bus, she goes threw the day with this stranger in her head not able to get him out, the next day she is getting coffee at this little place she as been for the past couple of years, and out of no where this same guy is standing in front of her, once again she can smell his after shave and a chill goes down her spine, thinking to herself should I say something to him or not, she takes a deep breath and says hi, he turns to her with a smile and says hello, turning red and with her heart in her throat, she says how are you? He says fine and pays for his coffee and walks out the door, a week goes by and she's at the park reading a book on a blanket she had brought, down the way the

Man And Moon
I stand beneath the mystic moon, Time does not come too soon For when a starnger comes to me One without an identity. The way I feel it may seem That this may be forever a dream For the man I have in my sight May only be a shadow in the moonlight. He's always under the moon, he's never late Is he the one, my love, my soul mate? All I've ever had was broken promises and lies But all I can see is love and honesty in his eyes I feel that I can trust this mystery man Just in the way he touches my hand I know he'll never break my heart And we'll always be together and never apart. So if I'm dreaming please dont wake me If you can just let me be If I must have to say goodbye Instead of my heart breaking again I would rather die!!

Management Lesson
Management Lesson! Johnny fancied a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said: I'll give you a $100 for S*x, but the girl said NO. Johnny said: "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened... She said "the B*ST*RD used coins"! Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

Man Accused Of Arson Claims False Arrest
News Correspondent: Why did you set the building on fire? Aren’t you aware that arson is a serious charge? Prisoner: Well ya see ma’am, my ole’ lady put her foot down and said she wasn’t going to fix me any supper ‘til I fixed the darn chicken shed. I was outta nails and couldn’t do any fixin’ on the shed and I was gettin’ mighty hungry. I thought a fella could fry his own chicken, so I set the shed on fire. Next thing I know I’m bein’ hauled off to jail for something called arson!

Man And Woman Understand Love Different.
Keep it simple. Coming up with elaborate plans to say I love you" may take the focus away from the message. As grand as it sounds to have a hot air balloon descend from the sky, spilling out the words in sparkling confetti over both of your heads, it's more effective to simply say the words and mean them. Say it often. . . . Expressing love can mean different things to different people. When a woman says, I love you," she is saying, I deeply care for you and am glad to be a part of your life." A man's expression probably means, I feel intensely romantic and want to be with you forever." Understanding this difference helps women to understand why men might not express their love as often, thinking it might diminish his meaning. A man, on the other hand, needs to understand a woman's emotional need to be reassured of his love frequently. Understand your partner's needs and use expressions that h

A Man And A Woman
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. " "I have a better idea, " she replied. " Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed. "Good, " she replied... " Get your own fucking blanket. " After a stunned moment of silence, he farted

A Man An The Demons Within.....
Everyone has their demons the only difference between people infected is the way they deal with them on the other hand ones demons can never be destroyed or taken they live within you until the day you die, My very demons know when im at my weakest to attack my mind. Still something within me clings to life that reason that purpose i do not know i wish i could get rid of this illness ive been afflicted with but no solution or cure will ever subdue these demons of mine they're relentless in what they do to me just as i am they have an show no mercy these demons of mine i only hope that the reason for keeping me here and alive is stronger then the demons within my skull.....

Management Lesson
Lesson One An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson Two A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farm

Management
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter every where, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and was pulling another male buffalo in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.

The Managed Dominance Plan An Offering From Your Hmo
It was only a matter of time before managed care companies extended their famously compassionate, selfless concern for the well-being of clients to more personal areas of their subscribers' lives. We've just received word of a new pilot program exemplifying the vast, as yet untapped possibilities for creative market penetration by enterprising MCOs. Welcome to Managed Dominance, a whole new way of thinking about dominance and submission. The Managed Dominance Plan (MDP) combines all the advantages of a traditional D/s network with important, cost-saving features. How does it work? Under the plan, you choose your Dom/me(s) from a network of prescreened, accredited Dominance Providers (DPs). You designate one of these DPs as your Primary Dominance Provider (PDP). If you do not designate a Primary Dominance Provider, one will be designated for you. Frequently Asked Questions What's wrong with my current Dom/me? If you're like most people, you are receiving Dominance servic

Man And Woman At The Zoo
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. He then says, "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs." ... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, s

Management Lesson
MANAGEMENT LESSON: Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. " She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, "The bastard used coins!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and gettin

Man And Strich
THE OSTRICH A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke. "The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it o

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man arrested for entering the Bohemian Grove while armed Old story but a goodie: http://www.adl.org/learn/criminal_activity/jan_02.asp January 19, 2002, California Richard McCaslin is arrested in Sonoma County, California, for entering the Bohemian Grove men's club while heavily armed with two guns, a crossbow, two blades, and a homemade grenade launcher. McCaslin, who calls himself the "Phantom Patriot," learned about the club while watching a conspiracy videotape from anti-government activist and talk show host Alex Jones and became convinced that strange Satanic and other rituals were being performed there. McCaslin, according to an interview he gave local reporters, "wanted to make a point" and was prepared to kill people at the resort "if necessary." McCaslin faces six felony charges, including arson, burglary, and brandishing a weapon.

Managing Passwords
Every site we visit now a days day,has some kind of User ID or password connected to it. The biggest problem a lot of users have is keeping track of their IDs, as well as having their accounts hacked into by outsiders. Not only that, User IDs and passwords can be really annoying as the time gets wasted and always constantly typing the same thing in. Fortunately, there is the IDVault, and the newest version, the ID Vault 2008, allows for some ease in a user’s life, as well as some added security. IDVault is a U key that looks like a padlock, even with a U-shaped metal end. You can affix the U-end on your keychain, and the device retracts the USB end. To install the user inserts the included CD Rom software, then inserts the USB Key. From there, a user can just add a new account for their bank from a pre-selected list. So when the user goes to their banking or financial site, their personal ID codes are automatically entered in. Not only that, there is a new window opened on the screen

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Man A Nothing
When thou wouldst guide me I control myself. When thou wouldst be sovereign I rule myself. When thou wouldst take care of me I suffice myself. When I should depend on thy providing, I supply myself. When I should submit to thy providence I follow my will. When I should study love, honor, trust thee, I serve myself. I fault and correct thy laws to suit myself, Instead of thee I look to man's approbation And am by nature an idolater Lord it is my chief design to bring my heart back to thee, Convince me that I cannot be my own god, or make myself happy Nor my own Christ to restore my joy Nor my own spirit to teach, guide, rule me Help me to see that grace does this by providential affliction For when my credit is god thou dost cast me lower When my riches are my idol thou dost wing them away When pleasure is my all thou dost turn it to bitterness Take away my roving eye, curious ear,

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A man and a woman, who had never met before and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted.

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Man And His Guitar
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Man And Woman...
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A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's wiener off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the wiener smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father,'Daddy, what the heck was that?' Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, 'It was only a bug, Honey.' The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said 'Sure had a big dick, didn't it?' Keep Smiling larry jackson

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A Man And His Chili
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A Man Apart
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CINCINNATI, Ohio -- Reds manager Dusty Baker returned to Cincinnati on Sunday after spending four days in a Chicago hospital getting treated for an irregular heartbeat. Baker missed the Reds 6-0 win over the Los Angeles Dodgers on Saturday that clinched the NL Central title. Doctors wanted to keep him one more night to make sure he had fully recovered. The 63-year-old manager was released from the hospital on Sunday. He met with players in the clubhouse at Great American Ball Park after batting practice, but didnt stay around for a game against the Dodgers. The Reds are off on Monday, giving Baker a day to rest before the start of a home series against Milwaukee. "Im managing tonight and hopefully with the day off tomorrow and him getting a good, relaxing night at home, (well) come back on Tuesday and see how he feels," bench coach Chris Speier said. "So yeah, its great news." Bakers 13-year-old son, Darren, was in the clubhouse. Baker was hospitalized on Wednesday when the

Ma Nature Will Confound The Secular And Temporal Agenda
VIDEO INTRODUCTION AUDIO ELABORATION OF THE TEXT The fallibilities of human kind cannot be equated or conflated to the non-perfect processes of nature. Those Nature processes are algorithmic, while human processes are the logic of 'free and willful' premeditation! IN the fallacies of human kind are the aggrandizing and passive aggressive characteristic of dominance and submission, respectively, aided and abetted by sentimental biases given provincial and traditional cultural and social authority. The result with human expressions becomes issues of 'moral urgency' camouflaging if not outright concealing the underlying issues of dominance-submission, aggressions-accommodation based on the situational relativity of the social or cultural sentiments of dominance-submission, aggression-accommodation. This is NOT the characteristic or quality of Nature per se, which is an evolutionary symbiosis for the holistic system of Earth, NOT for the predominance of any one specie or su

Managed Cloud Hosting
Why managed cloud hosting? is saving almost all internet site records, files and photographs upon remote control clustered data file servers. It is different via normal hosting this resources tend to be stretchy, on auto-pilot running vertical depending on requirement via customers. Cloud computing designed in tandem along with extraordinary drops in price tag on remote control storage devices in addition to the surge of Software as a Services (SaaS) businesses. It offers superior perks in excess of traditional hosting. Reduced ExpenseCloud-based hosting providers can promote inexpensive service providers due to the fact they will level this requirement intended for numerous shoppers concurrently. This particular technological innovation permits most cash-strapped start-up to Managed cloud hosting. Since it is actually better, providers may commit additional sophisticated servers. Far better technological innovation provides much better service and the never-ending cycle continues.

The Man Behind The Mushu
Hey all, my nick name is "Mushu" Like the dragon from the disney movie 'Mulan'. I have a firely tempter, and an even quicker smart mouth. Though behind the nickname there's me, Allen. A good guy from Wisconsin. My lifes pretty boreing currently, though i have a lot of intrests. Mainly cooking, reading, gameing, and helping friends. A friend of mine refered me to this sight, it seems a lot better then Myspace lemme tell you! If any one wants to chat, drop me a PM or even IM me on one of the three IM's i have. Just lemme know your from LC and every thing should be cool. Any way, that's it for my frist blog. hope i didnt bore you cat's too much, lol. ~Mushu~

Man Bashing
Q:How many honest, intelligent, carng, men in the world does it take to do the dishes. A: Both of them Q:Why did the man cross the road? A:He heard the chicken was a slut Q:Why dont women blink during foreplay? A:They dont have time Q:What do men and sperm have in commen? A:They both hsve a one in a millon chance of becoming human Q:How does a man shows he is planning for the future? A:He buys 2 cases of beer Q:What is the difference between men and goverment bonds? A:The bond matures Q:Why are blond jokes so short? A:So men can remember them Q:How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A:we dont know it has never happened Q:Why is it so difficult to find men who are senistive,caring,and good looking? A:They already have boyfriends Q:What do you call a woman that knows where her husband is every night A:A widow Q:Why are married women heavier than single woman? A:Single women come home see whats in the fridge and go to bed,Marri

Man Behind The Mask
Who is this sad broken man... who hides himself behind a mask,and still lives alone inside the deepest prison of his heart.Who is this man... with onces such a great power,and now life is tearing him apart.Who is this man... who lost everything he used to love,and there's no turning back, he's alone every our.Do I have to feel compassion for this man,and tell him how to make his live better again.Do I have to show him what to do,or will his sadness haunt me down too.Do I have to look into this poor man's eyes,and tell him one day everything will be allright.Should I remove his mask,and tell him not to hide.Should I let him live again,or has he all ready been given up that fight.Who is this sad broken man,who lives alone nobody that lends a helping hand.

~~ Man Bare Chest Contest Comming....~~
~~ Listen up i want to do a sexy bare mans chest contest~ Bare chest or chest with tattoos are all welcome and like with the swimsuit contest i will give finally scores like this..... rates per pic + comments per pic = total for each man. Contest will run from 1/14 thur 1/21 for those that want to enter send me ur pic link to my inbox or tell me which pic u want and i'll rip it. thanks ~ Maria ~

~~ Man Bare Chest Contest Comming....~~
~~ Listen up i want to do a sexy Tattoo mans Chest contest~ Bare chest or chest with tattoos are all welcome and like with the swimsuit contest i will give finally scores like this..... rates per pic + comments per pic = total for each man. 1st man...... Contest will run from 1/16 thur 1/23 for those that want to enter send me ur pic link to my inbox or tell me which pic u want and i'll rip it. thanks ~ Maria ~

Man Bashing?...i Don't Think This About Guys, Just Funny!
Bashing Men Jokes Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones. What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there. What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them. Why are men like commercials? You can't believe a word they say. Why are men like popcorn? They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay. Why are women so bad at mathematics? Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches. What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris? Most men have no trouble finding a bar

Man Buys Wife Gift
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the sheerer, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. Her husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!" He never heard the shot. Funeral on Friday.

The Man Behind The Curtain
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain .. we ARE the great and powerful super. Does being the last "superpower" on the globe give us the right to destroy the planet, or the obligation to protect it? It would seem that the answer to that question is thought to lie with the elected officials who are supposed to be furthering our individual opinions en-masse to the global public at large. It's good that I was able to work the word LIE in there because I've encountered few politicians who don't. The incessant denial of members of the government in accepting that there is even something going ON has led to inexcusable delays in problem resolution. At present all indications are that the problem not only EXISTS.. but that the conditions are deteriorating at a more rapid rate than previously anticipated! Ellesmere Island in the northern Canadian wilderness should be a barometer for us. It has got to be one of the closest and least inhabited examples we could use. The over

"man-bear-pig Person Replaces Jesus"
"Man-Bear-Pig Person Replaces Jesus" Category: News and Politics Please.....sit down. I don't want to be responsible for any broken hips, legs, dislocated shoulders or other common injuries that can result from a collapse or fall. Yes, folks....the headline is true. The Libtards in San Fanny-sissy-co have spoken. Al Gore is to replace Jesus. This is not a joke. New hotel chains are opening up as we speak in Libbyland Central, and you will no longer find a traditional American copy of the Gideon Bible in the traditional American nightstand. (Which, by the way, Mr. Oh-So-Fucking-Smart-Hotel-Entrepreneur, I read EVERY TIME I stay in a hotel or motel. And I'm NOT a Pauline Christian!!!) Instead, you may now heed the words of the New Age Prophet himself, Mr. Man-Bear-Pig Person, by intently studying the manic scribbling of his third-grade coloring book caricature, "An Inconvenient Goof". I'd rip man-made global warming and Al Bor

Man Behind The Mask A Poem That I Wrought And Had Published
The man behind the mask is at the gate the look in his eyes tell's me i have no fate i lust for the darkness from which i came i leave behind all my pain to release me life i walk in to the light were i am loved once again but my pain is amused i feel so abused alone in a world that laughs and is cruel i sit all alone i feel like a fool i reach out to the glass it was just for my reflection i have always known iam the man behind the mask hiding my pain with a death head grin i still dont know where to begin love leaves my reach and alone in the darkness once again

Man Blames Health Drink For Unwanted Erection
29-year-old claims Boost Plus caused condition that required surgery NEW YORK - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized. The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it. Woods’ court papers say he woke up the next morning “with an erection that would not subside” and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism. They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another. The lawsuit, filed late Monday, says Woods later had problems that required a hospital visit and penile artery embolization, a way of closing blood vessels. Closing off some blood flow prevents engorgement and lessens the likelihood of an erection. Novarti

Man Bites Head Off Girlfriend's Snake
Man allegedly bit head off snake The royal python ‘tasted lovely,’ Irishman allegedly said in heat of fight The Associated Press Updated: 5:57 p.m. ET Aug 24, 2007 BELFAST, Northern Ireland - A Northern Ireland man bit off the head of his girlfriend’s pet snake during a fight and remarked that it “tasted lovely,” lawyers testified Friday. Shane Cooke, a 33-year-old bricklayer, was arraigned in Belfast High Court on charges of assaulting his girlfriend, Coleen McGleenon, and fatally torturing her royal python Aug. 4. McGleenon’s lawyers said he headbutted her twice and picked up her pet, put it in his mouth, and threw its severed head at her. “Your snake tasted lovely,” he was quoted as saying. Cooke’s lawyer, Adrian Higgins, said his client admitted both offenses and had attacked the snake because he knew his girlfriend loved it. He said Cooke, from the border village of Keady, had been consuming alcoholic drinks for several hours before the attack. © 2007

Man Best Freind !
sept17,2007 may my baby (tosha) R.I.P. I had to put my babe down tosha was a wonderful dog a best freind a man can ever ask for she was loyal,loving and great to have as a pet and a mans best freind there not a day that not goes by that I think about her all i can say is i love her so very much and tosha will always live in my heart i set many of times thinking about her when she was a puppy and all the way untel that day i had to put her down that she was a awsome dog and now i think that she in heaven keeping the angels company and loving the angels I will miss her alot.

A Man Blond Joke
The first blond guy joke ! The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of

1/2 Man 1/2 Boy
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but h

The Man Beneath The Armour
The Man Beneath the Armour Night time in the castle brings this knight to ponder Looking over the walls of the tower A tall form...sent from the castle... How many others are there? How many people to be hurt by the man? Countless dragons slain.. Villages saved... Damsels rescued But if only one be hurt by a knight Does the quest end? Grasping a large mallet he tosses it against the stone One man tearing down a castle is a foolish sight But still he tries.... Barely a scratch on the walls... Blood flowing from his hands... He walks down corridors glowing in candlight Upon the doors of the chapel he stands In desperation he flings from himself the armor which surrounds him Tossing the sword to the ground He enters this sacred ground.... Not a knight....but a man Why? He asks...Why does he cause such pain? You have given him a quest....and he has tried! He has blessed himself with those dear to him and still the man he is falls so short of His Father.

Man Burned While Using Lighter To Siphon Gas
Police said the man lives in Wauzeka and was visiting friends. But when he went to drive home early Saturday morning he didn't have enough gas and attempted to siphon some from the van into his SUV, with help from a Mukwonago woman. Police said when he couldn't see how much was in the container, he used a lighter to check. A blast of fire burned his hands. Neighbors called police. Police said he and the woman were found a short time later in a store parking lot. He was arrested on charges of theft and negligent use of burning materials. She was referred to authorities for being party to theft.

1/2 Man 1/2 Boy
1/2 Man - 1/2 Boy The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country . He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he

Man Cut His Own .......... (ouch)
A Filipino man has cut off his penis in an attempt to prove his fidelity to his estranged wife. The man, from Malasiqui, then wrapped it in newspaper and put it through a window of her parent's house. He shouted at the woman: "So you will not suspect I am courting another girl." The severed three-inch penis is now with police, who have sought the help of an embalmer to preserve it in a bottle. The couple has been estranged for three years after the woman's parents persuaded her to live with them. They said the man had been incapable of looking after her and their two children, as he was unemployed. The man still hasn't been located, reports the Philippine Star

Man Codes
"It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?" "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "It would take too long to explain." Really means..."I have no idea how it works." "I'm getting more exercise lately." Really means...."The batteries in the remote are dead." "We're going to be late." Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac." "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "That's interesting, dear." Really means...."Are you still talking?" "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love." Really means...."I forgot our anniversary again." "You expect too much of me." Really means...."You want me to stay aw

A Man Can't Win
This for my friend: Nik who seems to think that Women arent good for any thing but this is what you say happens: A Man Can't Win Submitted by: Chuckie If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.. If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you are a wimp. If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.

Manchester
MANCHESTER – A DOZEN SENIOR EDITORS at one of the nation's finest newspapers huddled for an hour this week, picking apart their own work, debating content for the next edition and plotting the publication's future next fall -- which most people in the room won't be part of. Welcome to the newsroom of The Little Green, for decades a point of pride within Central High School and now recognized as one of the country's top scholastic publications. The Columbia Scholastic Press Association recently named The Little Green a gold medalist newspaper for 2006. "We were really pleased," said Nicholas Tatsis, a senior and co-editor in chief. "I think that's a testament to the fact that we work together as a staff and we rely on each other." Edmund Sullivan, the association's executive director, said the gold medalist designation puts Central's paper in the top 35 percent of 1,900 entries. While that may sound underwhelming., Sullivan said he lumps colleges, high schools, newspapers

Manchester Man
Manchester man was charged yesterday in two city robberies over the past month, including one involving a pick-up truck that crashed through a laundromat, police said. Dale Calawa, 46, of 569 Montgomery St., #1, was charged with robbery of the Shell gas station at 887 Hanover St., on Nov. 24, police said. He faces a charge of criminal liability to the crime of burglary for his role in the Nov. 10 burglary at the Rose Laundromat, 399 Dubuque St. A pickup track crashed through the front door and three men stole a cash box, according to Det. Lt. Nick Willard. Calawa was being held at the Hillsborough House of Correction on a probation violation when police charged him. On Friday, another man, Arthur Durham, 41 of Manchester, was arraigned on charges connected to those crimes. Durham faces charges in five robberies and one burglary.

The Man Code
This is it. So it has been written, so it shall be....The CODE 1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate. 2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent). 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-l

The Man Code!!!
This is it. So it has been written, so it shall be....The CODE 1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate. 2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent). 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-l

Man Code
I cant take cedit for this as i saw it on a bulletin but found it so funny i had to share it!Except #11 which i thought was just fucked up! This is it. So it has been written, so it shall be....The CODE 1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate. 2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up

Man Code
I cant take cedit for this as i saw it on a bulletin but found it so funny i had to share it! This is it. So it has been written, so it shall be....The CODE 1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate. 2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises

Man Charged With Incitement To Murder Over Anti-gay Web Site Threats
Man Charged With Incitement To Murder Over Anti-Gay Web Site Threats by The Associated Press Posted: February 6, 2007 - 7:30 pm ET (Fort-De-France, Martinique) A French man accused of advocating the killing of gay people on a Web log has been charged with incitement of murder in the Caribbean island of Martinique, a prosecutor said. The suspect â€" identified only as a 38-year-old man from Fort-de-France â€" surrendered to authorities Friday in Martinique and was held in jail for two days before being released, prosecutor Claude Bellanger said Monday. Bellanger said the man told investigators that he created the blog â€" which called for "death to (homosexuals) ... death without exception" â€" while on vacation in the U.S. city of Atlanta. The Web page also called for the killing of certain media personalities and government officials whom it alleged to be gay. After learning about the blog, authorities in Martinique contacted the Atlanta police. An investigation i

Man Crashes During 110 Mph Chase
Man crashes during 110 mph chase Date published: 4/27/2007 BY KEITH EPPS A Stafford County man picked up multiple charges following a three-locality flight from the law Wednesday during which his speed reached 110 mph, police said. The incident began about 2:30 a.m. when a Spotsylvania deputy made a traffic stop in the Four-Mile Fork area. It ended several minutes later after the suspect crashed into a passing motorist as he got onto State Route 3 east in Stafford County from the Blue and Gray Parkway. Police reports did not indicate any serious injury to the innocent motorist. The suspect, 26-year-old Jason Musselman, was taken to Mary Washington Hospital after complaining of abdominal pain, police said. Spotsylvania sheriff's Lt. Eddie Peck said the suspect sped away from a deputy after being stopped about 2:30 a.m. Peck said the deputy didn't pursue the suspect because he recognized him from previous encounters. Peck said the driver drove down Lafayette Boulevard

Man Cited For Dwi
Man Cited for DWI at Ark. Drive-Through By Associated Press Tue May 22, 6:13 PM CAMDEN, Ark. - A man who was a little slow in picking up his fast food has been charged with drunk driving. Police said they found Terrance Forte, 32, asleep behind the wheel in the drive-through lane at a McDonald's restaurant. Restaurant employees called police about 12:30 a.m. Saturday after waiting 15 minutes for Forte to drive from the first window to the second window in the drive-through. In a police report, Officer William Mahon said he found Forte asleep inside the car with the engine running and his right foot on the brake. The report said Forte offered Mahon $10 for his food order when Mahon tried to wake him. Forte's blood alcohol level was registered at 0.19, more than twice the legal limit. Forte was cited for his third drunk-driving charge and was later released. A telephone number for Forte could not be found Tuesday and it was not known if he had a lawyer. Copyright 2

Man Couldn't Smell Wifes Decaying Body
By TIM PERONE, Wire Services PrintEmailDigg ItRedditPermalinkStory Bottom July 29, 2007 -- A man in Harlingen, Texas, who says he lacks the sense of smell was shocked to learn his missing wife had not run away but had died in their home three days earlier. "I never smelled anything and I still don't smell anything," said 50-some- thing Eugene Pilouw, who blamed diabetes for his inability to detect her body decomposing in a storage room. His daughter found the body. nypost.com

A Man Came To The Oracle...
A man came to the Oracle to have his right palm read He held it up, the Oracle looked, and this is what he said: “Oh hem and haw, oh dear, yes yes, it’s all quite clear.” “What is it?” cried the startled man, “Have I good cause for fear?” The Oracle said, “Yes my friend, I’ve sad news to report. Don’t try to fight it sir, but you’re going to get a wart!”

Man Can Do It Better
Subject: Man I'm Tired You sure better be careful what you pray for. There is NOTHING impossible for God!! LOLOL J MAN I'M TIRED! A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid

Man Charged In My Nephew's Murder
Man charged in 2 teens' deaths 23-year-old could face life in prison in West Allis shooting Posted: Sept. 14, 2007 A 23-year-old Milwaukee man was charged Friday with two counts of first-degree intentional homicide while armed in the shooting deaths of two teenagers in a West Allis home. According to a criminal complaint, Lee A. Parker shot Amber M. Lewis, 16, and Thedovonzail "Theo" Loyd, 19, Tuesday morning in an upstairs bedroom of Lewis' home in the 2400 block of S. 84th St. According to the complaint: Lewis, a sophomore at Nathan Hale High School, had started dating Loyd after breaking up with Parker several weeks before. Monday night Parker confronted Lewis in her home, accused her of being involved with Loyd and struck her twice in the face. He then left the residence but returned the next morning with a revolver and shot both victims in the head, the complaint says. Loyd, of Milwaukee, was also shot in the left arm and neck, the complaint says. Lewis

The Man Code..fwd From Someone Else
1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate. 2. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her. 3. When questioned by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence. 4. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours. 5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50% without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "BULLSHIT!" (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%) 6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness sh

Man Charged With Vicky's Murder
Man charged with Vicky's murder Vicky family's years of pain A man has appeared in court charged with the murder of 15-year-old Vicky Hamilton, who went missing in 1991. Peter Tobin, 61, appeared in private at Linlithgow Sheriff Court. Vicky's remains were found at a house in Margate, Kent, where he once lived. Police had been investigating the disappearance of another missing girl. Mr Tobin made no plea or declaration and was remanded in custody. Officials said he is expected to appear in court again next week. The accused was charged in July over the 15-year-old's disappearance. Vicky's father Michael and other relatives gathered at the court and Mr Hamilton was accompanied by a police officer as he walked in front of the Reliance prison van which conveyed Mr Tobin to court. There was a sizeable police presence at the court in West Lothian and some of the onlookers who had gathered outside shouted abuse as Mr Tobin was led in and out of the rear of

Man Convicted Of Sending Penis Photo By Phone
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Quick enough for even the busiest weekday. Ingredients: 1 pound pork tenderloin 1 teaspoon vegetable oil 1/2 cup orange juice 1/4 cup orange marmalade 1 teaspoon prepared horseradish 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 2 tablespoons lemon juice 1 tablespoon cornstarch 1 10-ounce can mandarin orange segments, drained Instructions: Slice tenderloin crosswise into eight pieces. Flatten slightly. Heat oil in nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Brown pork for about one minute per side. Stir together remaining ingredients except mandarin oranges. Add sauce to skillet; cook and stir until thickened. Reduce heat to low;cover and simmer 5-7 minutes. Remove to serving platter, garnish with mandarin oranges. Nutritional Information: Calories: 260 Fat: 6 grams Cholesterol: 76 milligrams Carbohydrates: 26 grams Protein: 25 grams Sodium: 70 milligrams Saturated Fat: 2 grams Fiber: 1 gram

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Man Drowns in Kitchen Sink 2004 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (26 May 2004, Wolfsberg, Austria) The manager of an apartment house was surprised to find the legs of a corpse sticking out an apartment window. Police entered the apartment and found the deceased man's head soaking in a sink full of hot water. Apparently the out-of-work Austrian had returned home after a night of drinking and drugs. He decided to slip in through the kitchen window. The window was fixed at the base and tilted out, giving him just enough room to squeeze his head through as far as the sink before he got stuck. While flailing around trying to escape, he turned on the hot water tap. Police were not sure why he had not turned off the water, pulled the plug, or--perhaps most important--entered through the front door, since they found the keys in his pants pocket.

Manda Had A Little Lamb Who Fucked Her Up The Ass.....
Manda Had a Little Lamb Who Fucked Her Up the Ass..... Current mood: horny A view into the state of my thoughts lately............ So dude hits on me and I just thought he was being really nice maybe a little flirty....naw my girl says he made it known he'd do me. He's part of a couple...when did I start doing couples? I had this fucked up dream..and I do mean FUCKED UP............. So I'm re-reading Kiss The Girls..so that may have helped with this dream sequence lol Anyway, it was me and some chick I dont ever recall seeing. We go back to her place, she's got guys waiting for us, right before she opens the bedroom door...I freak. I'm like "Oh hell no they'll kill us! Don't you know they're the maddog casanova killers???" It gets better :P So we go in bc stupid ass girlie doesnt listen to me and there sits Rich..he's so hot yummy. I hate to think of him as the killer but...he a little freaky if you know what I'm sayin lmao. So as far as I remember here's what go

Mandatory Fun Day
(Originally Posted on June 26, 2006)Last Friday was Mandatory Fun Day. You either work or go to a company event (or take the day off as a vacation day or without pay). This time, we went to a coworker's house on the lake for a cookout, swimming, etc.The food was very good. As usual, Wendy made a lot of food to bring.After eating, we went swimming. The water wasn't too clean and there were all sorts of critters living in it. At one point, I had found a freshwater clam as big as my hand. I laid in the water with it on my hand to see if it would open up. Instead, a fish swam up my suit. I decided that was enough swimming.tag: idiot boss, career, work, animals

Mandatory Family Commentments
Hate being Harsh,But to belong to my Family u must be Loyal to me.If you are not,then you have no business being in it.All I ask is 1 hr. of your Time to Show Some Love,to members that run themselves raggit in contests.That Simple.Now give this members Baby some Damn Love. Here is the link, just click the pic~ All my Commitments are with B.G.D's at the Moment.as I have Limited out with Comments 4 days in a Row.As long as Lovingman continues to gain ground,I will continue to Vote for B.G.D's

Man Drivers
This morning on the Beltway, I looked over to my left and there was a man In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph takeing on his phone I looked away For a couple seconds ! And when I looked back he was Halfway over in my lane, still takeing on his phone I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver , Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, Damn men drivers!!

Mando Trans Ii
Well, its been a few loong horendous days without MT II. I got her back from the shop on Friday.. Final diagnosis: Blown Front Differential. Prior prognosis were incorrect and I shouldnt have been driving it AT ALL, which really tore things up even worse... so heres where things stand: 1995 Jeep G. Cherokee...............................................$2000 Replace Oil Sending Unit..............................................$100 Tow Truck from Galesburg...........................................$100 First Diagnosis.................................................................$70 2nd & 3rd Diagnosis with estimate...................................$70 Final Diagnosis / Front Differential Replaced..........................................................................$887 Taking your 10yr old son "Muddin'" in the Holiday Inn Parking Lot....................... PRICELESS!!

Mandy Jo Is Outta Fucking Jail!
OMG!! Its been so long since she went into jail.. I think... Seven or eight months now.. She is finally out!!!!! And comming back to fucking ARIZONA!!!!!!! HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!!! =) Thanks for all your prayers!!!

Man Don't You Hate This.
Man don't you hate it when you miss someone,and you wish to hear from them,and you do.Only so they can live you hanging like an idiot their.They say that they will be right back,but never do.They just go offline,and your their like what the fuck.Yep it happens most of the time.~~sight~~Oh well i'm kind a getting sick,and tired of it,so call friends.Anyways i'm just piss,so your probably saying to me man who cares.Well anyways just wanted to state an opinion thou.Well you guys enjoy the sunday night,and have fun.

Mandy (part 1)
It was about 10am and the day was just starting to warm up. I was bumming around my friend Jack’s house; he was on vacation and I was house-sitting for him. I was dressed in my nylon basketball shorts and t-shirt, taking a day off after several crazy weeks of work. Jack and his wife Kimmie were going to be gone for 3 weeks…I had the place all to myself. As I grabbed a beer from the fridge, the doorbell rang. I opened the door and a young looking girl (I later found out she had just turned 18) was standing there. She was wearing a tight blue polo shirt and a short tan skirt. She had a bag over her shoulder. She was just about 5 feet tall, thin (not skinny), had shoulder length dark hair and olive coloredy skin...the kind that turns to a great tan with a little sun. But the most striking thing about her was her eyes...they were light blue (a stark contrast to her skin) and oh, so big. I had a tough time keeping my eyes off them. "Are you Harry?" she snapped me out of my trance. "Yes..

Mandy (part 2)
The next morning I showered, got dressed, and went off to work. By late morning, I couldn't think anymore. I told my assistant to cancel my afternoon meetings and that I was going to take Friday afternoon off. I raced back to Jack and Kimmie’s in my truck and drove into the garage. I jumped out and walked inside to the kitchen and over to the patio door. I looked out the window and across the pool. There she was...lying down in the same lounge chair. I hustled upstairs and changed my clothes into my swim trunks and a tank top. My cock was hard and making a tent in my boardshorts. I went back downstairs and walked out the patio door and around the pool to where Mandy was laying down. In just a couple of days her skin had gotten several shades darker. It was hot outside and the beads of sweat were glistening in the sunlight on her beautiful, darkened skin. My eyes scanned across her body...from her cute pink toenails up her perfect calves to her nice firm thighs to her little bikini bot

Mandy (part 3)
The phone rang... "Hello?" "Jack?" "No, this is Harry." "Hi Harry...this is Mitch...Mandy's Dad." “Oh, shit!!!” I thought...I am going to get in trouble. "My wife and I need to go to her Mother's place in Arizona tonight...she had a heart attack today and she’s in critical condition." Mitch explained "Oh wow...I am really sorry to hear that." My body relaxed realizing Mandy didn't say anything. "Thank you...I was hoping that you could look out for Mandy. You know, if needed, maybe Mandy could come over and stay with you on and off for a few days...just until her aunt gets here." Mitch said Clearly Mandy hadn't mentioned that Jack and Kimmie are on vacation and she and I just met… "We've just moved here and we haven't met too many people and Mandy has said lots of nice things about you all." “You all…I don’t even live here” I thought to myself... "Oh...of course...that would be no problem...I'd be happy to have her. Mandy is a wonderful girl. She can stay as long as you gu

Mandy ( Part3)
The phone rang... "Hello?" "Jack?" "No, this is Harry." "Hi Harry...this is Mitch...Mandy's Dad." “Oh, shit!!!” I thought...I am going to get in trouble. "My wife and I need to go to her Mother's place in Arizona tonight...she had a heart attack today and she’s in critical condition." Mitch explained "Oh wow...I am really sorry to hear that." My body relaxed realizing Mandy didn't say anything. "Thank you...I was hoping that you could look out for Mandy. You know, if needed, maybe Mandy could come over and stay with you on and off for a few days...just until her aunt gets here." Mitch said Clearly Mandy hadn't mentioned that Jack and Kimmie are on vacation and she and I just met… "We've just moved here and we haven't met too many people and Mandy has said lots of nice things about you all." “You all…I don’t even live here” I thought to myself... "Oh...of course...that would be no problem...I'd be happy to have her. Mandy is a wonderful girl. She can stay as long as you gu

Mandy (part 4)
After a couple minutes of stroking, I was back fully aroused. All of a sudden, the sheets lifted up on the other side of the bed and a warm body snuggle right up next to me. She reached across my chest and then pulled herself up so she was lying on top of me. Both my hands went to hold her in place and I noticed that she wasn't wearing her nighty. My hands worked their way down her body and I discovered she had taken off her panties too. My cock was lodged between her legs and resting against her tight little ass crack. I couldn't believe it...here I was, in bed, with this beautiful, 18 yr old girl, lying naked on top of me. I took a few minutes to just caress her soft, smooth skin. Working my way up and down her body, taking special care to squeeze her butt cheeks and feel her skin. She then put her chin on my chest and looked in my eyes. "Teach me to kiss like they did in that sexy movie" she whispered innocently… "You were awake?" I asked She just smiled mischievously. I pulled

Mandy (part 4)
I woke up Saturday morning and realized that Mandy was not in bed next to me. I pulled on some nylon basketball shorts and headed downstairs. I heard some clanging in the kitchen so I headed that direction. As I walked into the kitchen my mouth dropped open. Mandy was standing at the stove, facing away from me, cooking breakfast. She was wearing a yellow apron...and that was it! The color looked wonderful next to her dark tan but I really loved the fact that her back was exposed and her sexy butt cheeks were showing for all the world to see. Well...at least for me to see. Mandy spun around. "Good morning handsome," she said with a huge smile. She skipped over to me and gave me a big hug, planting a kiss right on my chest. "Are you hungry? I am making some breakfast." She walked back over to the stove. "Sure...it smells great." "My mom has made sure that Sandy and I know how to cook so we can help out when she works late." "Wonderful." I sat down on a stool at the counter as she put

Mandarin Orange And Cashew Chicken
1 (11 oz.) can mandarin oranges 1/4 c. Kikkoman Stir Fry Sauce 3 tbsp. oil 2 whole chicken breasts, skinned, boned and cut into strips 1/3 c. cashews 1 clove garlic, minced 1 med. onion, sliced 1/2 lb. fresh snow peas (or 1 box frozen snow peas) Reserve 2 tablespoons syrup from oranges. Mix with stir fry sauce. Heat 2 tablespoons oil in large skillet over high heat. Add chicken, cashews and garlic. Stir fry 3 minutes. Remove. Heat remaining oil in same pan. Add onion and snow peas. Stir fry 3 minutes. Add chicken, cashews, garlic and stir fry sauce. Stir to coat all ingredients with sauce. Remove from heat. Add oranges. Makes 4 servings. Serve over rice or noodles.

Mandy (pt 5)
I pulled myself out of the pool. Mandy got up, grabbed her bikini bottoms and followed me to the pool house. I reached down and pulled my trunks off. I looked back up and Mandy and she was staring straight at my semi-erect cock with a huge smile on her face. She quickly untied her bikini top and threw both pieces over to the door. I sat down on the second bench and spread my knees apart. Mandy got the hint and came over and kneeled between my legs, her eyes fixated on my cock. She reached out and touched it. It jumped and was pointed straight at her. She reached out tentatively and touched the tip. It jumped again. Then she grabbed a hold of it with her right hand and slowly started rubbing it up and down. Now it was really getting hard. Her hands wrapped around its thickness. Her eyes got bigger and bigger as she watched it grow to its full 8 1/4 inches. The head was a deep red color. She reached out with her other hand and grabbed on. Clumsily she worked her two hands up and down my

Mandy (part 6)
The party was pretty boring. Lot's of couples drinking drinks and eating snacks. I had to explain too many times where my girlfriend was and why. Plus, the whole time I was thinking of my pretty little Mandy, sitting at home, waiting for me to come and teach her how to suck my dick. Soon after 7pm people began filtering out. I grabbed one of the un-opened bottles of wine and headed out the door. I drove into the garage just after 7:30 and headed inside. "Mandy, I'm home." I called as I walked through the door. She came bounding in from the family room and gave me a big hug. "Hi Harry...I missed you." She stepped back and I realized what she was wearing...nothing. She was as totally naked... From her pretty dark hair, to her super-cute fact, down to her mouth watering titties and her rockin' flat tummy, to her hairless pussy lips, down her perfectly shaped legs to the girly polish on her cute little toes my eyes devoured her sexy body. "Wow...you are amazing." "Oh Harry" she said ba

Mandy (pt 7)
I kissed her lips softly and sat her on the couch. I lay a soft blanket down on the carpet and then turn down the lights and lit all the candles in the room. I poured two full glasses of wine and brought them back to the couch. After about 5 minutes, Mandy had finished her glass and about ? of mine and she was starting to get a little giggly. I lifted her up and placed her gently on the blanket. I stretched her legs out flat and put her hands by her side. Then I just looked at her and smiled. "What?" she asked. "Oh sweety...I've been looking forward to this ever since I laid my eyes on you." And I leaned down and kissed her smiling lips. I knew the wine would loosen her up a little, but I was still concerned about ramming my big cock into this 18 year old hottie, so I knew I'd have to take it slowly. I straddled her naked body and leaned over and gentle kissed her forehead...cheeks...chin...nose...then lips. I let my cock and balls slide up and down over her smooth skin as I continu

Mandy (pt 8)
The next morning was Sunday and I rolled out of bed around 8:30. Mandy was still asleep. I took a leak and then stepped into the shower. I let the warm water wash over my face as I thought about the last two days with Mandy. As my mind reviewed last night's events...her expert cock-sucking and fucked her silly...my cock began to stiffen. I grabbed some shampoo and lathered up my hair then I leaned back to let the shower rinse it out. As I rinsed, I felt a strange sensation on my cock. I quickly opened my eyes and kneeling down in front of me was Mandy with a wicked smile on her face, licking the end of my stiffening cock. She reached out wither her left hand and started playing with my balls, squeezing them gently and rolling them around in her palm. Her right hand found the base of my dick and slowly started to stroke as she took my cockhead into her mouth and started sucking. I just closed my eyes and leaned my head back into the warm water, enjoying the feeling of this expert cock

Mandy (pt 9)
I got dressed and beat Mandy downstairs, so I made us a snack and grabbed my wallet and keys. I got myself situated in time to see Mandy walking down the stairs, with the look and composure of a goddess. She was wearing a pretty pale yellow skirt, made out of some thin material like rayon, and a pale blue spaghetti strap tank top, that perfectly matched her eyes, and fit nicely on her slender body. She finished it off with a thin white cotton sweater and cute white sandals. Her dark hair was pulled back in a pony tail, showing offer her irresistible neck, cute face, and amazing eyes. She wore just a hint of makeup that drew even more at8 1/4tion to her eyes and her full lips were now deep red and glossy with lipstick. "Wow Mandy...you look like a model!" I said. It was a beautiful day as we drove down the freeway headed for the city. Mandy reached over of8 1/4 and touched my face or my shoulders. I couldn't keep my eyes of this beauty. I reached over and put my hand on her left thig

Mandy (pt 10)
We were both silent for the rest of the ride home. I was still in a bit of shock. I pulled into the garage, jumped out and went into the house. Mandy followed. As soon as she walked through the door and grabbed her by the arm and swatted her hard on her tight little ass. "OWWW! Harry...what are you doing?" she screamed. I spanked her again and again. She spun to try to get away from me. "HOW DARE YOU...YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN US THROWN IN JAIL, YOU LITTLE BITCH," I screamed. Terror filled her eyes. "Harry...I was just trying...I though you'd want me to..." she pleaded as I opened the door to the basement and shoved her down the stairs to the bonus room. I walked down the stairs, grabbed her by the ponytail, and pulled her off the floor. "OWWW! Oh God, Harry...please stop...I'm didn't do anything wrong," she wailed. I dragged her over to one of the chairs, sat down, and pulled her across my lap. I put my right arm across her back, pinning her body to my knees...she was squirming like c

Mandarin Chicken (sweet And Sour Chicken)
This sweet and sour chicken recipe is outstanding. It is a popular Chinese dish with the added bonus of being homemade! Serving: 6 Prep Time: 45 minutes Cook Time: 60 minutes Total Time: 105 minutes INGREDIENTS: 1 3 pound frying chicken salt and pepper paprika 1 1/2 teaspoons peanut oil 1/2 onion, diced 1/2 green bell pepper, diced 3/4 cup catsup 3 tablespoons white vinegar 1/2 tablespoon brown sugar 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon cornstarch 1/2 cup canned mandarin oranges, drained 6 tablespoons syrup from canned mandarin oranges DIRECTIONS: 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. 2. Rinse the chicken and pat dry. Sprinkle with salt, pepper and paprika. Place the chicken skin side down in a 13- x 9-inch baking dish. Bake uncovered for 15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Drain off the liquid. Return the chicken to the oven. Bake another 15 minutes. 3. Heat the oil in a medium saucepan. Add the onion and green bell pepper. Sauté until just barely tender, about 3

Mandarin Pork Salad
Mandarin Pork Salad East meets West in this amazing main-dish salad, where soy sauce and ginger marry beautifully with tangy oranges and sweet balsamic vinegar. Credit: Lifestyle Cooks Servings: 4 Ingredients: Salad * 2 tablespoons dry sherry * 1 tablespoon sesame oil * 1 tablespoon soy sauce * 2 teaspoons brown sugar * 1 pound pork tenderloin, sliced across the grain and cut into strips * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil * 1 shallot, minced * 1 head romaine lettuce, rinsed, dried and chilled * 2 seedless oranges, peeled, cut in half and then sliced * 1/2 cup walnuts, chopped and toasted Dressing * 2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar * 1 tablespoon soy sauce * 1 teaspoon fresh gingerroot, minced * 2 teaspoons sesame oil * 1 clove garlic, crushed Directions: Combine the sherry, sesame oil, soy sauce and brown sugar in a medium bowl. Add the sliced pork and stir to coat. Marinate in the r

Mandi...my Youngest Daughter
Just when I thought life was going to settle down....I have a new job that I really love. I have made some very important decisions regarding my life lately and I have decided that life is too short to be in an unhappy marriage. It's time to find a new place to live and get on with my life away from the fear. So once I made that decision, I thought...whew....things will finally be ok....and then......... My beautiful youngest daughter Mandi has been through so much in the last year....the abduction, the beating, the PFA against an ex-boyfriend and the violation of that PFA, the court hearings, the sentencing.....it's all more than an 18 year old young lady should have to go through but she proved how strong she was (even if she didn't think so at the time). Last spring she went to the doctor and they found some pre-cancerous cells. A biopsy was preformed and then cryotherapy was done a month later. She went back to the doctor in mid-August and the doctor said she was healing wond

"man Down" A Little Rant To Read And Comment If You Wish
im on a true friend valid the people who i work with are totally jackass' We went out tonight as one of my collegues was leaving to persue a career that his wanted to do for a long time. I am not familiar with my town centre as that is where we decided to go, but them dicks that they are, left me stranded in the middle of my town centre, knowing full well that i am not aware of the suroundings,as i was in the army for 8 1/2 yrs serving my queen and country so they could go out and get drunk while me and my brothers in arms protect them plus i was never really home to explore the night life, and the changes that have occured. Now tell me if im wrong but i think thats out of order of what they did to me, im not a dumbass but they are, I will make sure they have there comeuppance as this is not the first time they have done this to me, they will feel the wrath of doofy i think my kind heartedness has gone to there heads well not anymore ive had enough time to play there game they wi

Mandarin Noodles With Sauteed Tenderloin And Vegetables
Ingredients 4 oz. dried Chinese egg noodles 1 Tbs. peanut oil or vegetable oil 3 Tbs. unsalted butter 6 oz. tenderloin steak, cut into thin strips 6 oz. fresh shiitake mushrooms, stems removed, caps cut into quarters 1 oz. fresh enoki mushrooms 4 oz. carrots, asparagus, or other assorted vegetables, cut into thin julienne strips 3 Tbs. thinly sliced scallions 1 Tbs. finely chopped ginger 1 Tbs. finely chopped garlic Salt Freshly ground black pepper 1/3 C. plum wine 1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon 2/3 C. good quality canned beef broth 2 Tbs. rice wine (or fresh lime juice) 8-10 endive leaves or other decorative salad greens, for serving Directions Bring a pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add the Chinese egg noodles and cook them until al dente, tender but still chewy, following the manufacturer’s instructions. Drain and set aside. In a large skillet or wok over high heat, heat the oil and 1 Tbs. of the butter. Add the tenderloin strips and stir-fry them, stirring

The Man Dictionary
The Man Dictionary "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated: "I have no idea how it works." "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Translated: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra." "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated: "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "I WAS

Mandi Perkins Crissa
CAN WE HELP THE CHILDREN OF THE STREETS? CAN WE HELP ERADICATE TEEN HOMELESSNESS AND PROSITUTION? Could a song? ************************************** A couple months ago, I met an amazing girl by the name of Carissa. When she was really young, Carissa was abandoned in the lobby of the Juvenile hall in Fresno. After being treated really badly, she ran away from group homes and ended up in the streets. Homeless and alone, she begged and stole to feed herself. Foster care ignored her. The juvenile justice system failed her. With no one to turn to, she was taken to "Motel Drive," a street in Fresno known for prostitution, and told what to do. She was 12 yrs old. After years of struggling, Carissa pulled herself off the streets and attended college. At the age of 26, she recently graduated from UCLA earning a law degree and an MBA at the same time. A classmate at UCLA (David S

Mandatory Weapons On Airplanes.
I went through airport security the other day and they made me get rid of my pencils, orange juice, and laser-guided death bludgeon. Not only that, but they made me drain all the fluid out of my balls. I had to wank in the airport restroom, which I would have done anyway, but it's not fun when people are forcing me to. Plus, I almost missed the flight. I had to go through security four times because the guards kept jiggling my nuts and saying, "Nope, I still hear some fetal fluid slushing around in there." They stuck my dick in a centrifuge, or as they called it, a TSA - Testical Suctioning Apparatus. It spun me around like King Kong fucking the Tasmanian Devil. So I said, "Fuck this. To hell with vacation." I stole the device and went home. Everyone has their airport security horror stories. It's common knowledge that the whole routine is bullshit. But what really doesn't make sense is how any of it increases security. Airport security makes everybody defenseless. That is not

Mandy
Another great poem for my by xtremmy better known as scott! Come on Mandy Come on please and dance with me We’ll keep pushing till the dawn Forever fucking on and on Twisting around the world Sensual, tender, smooth Sexual predator so cool Strut through the night We live in the city of sin Cum and let me in

Mandatory Vaccinations Are Nothing Short Of Genocide
Mandatory Vaccinations are nothing short of Genocide ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: bobby Date: 18 Nov 2007, 09:43 thanks to NoDancing@800 FEMA Concentration Camps NationwideMandatory Vaccinations are nothing short of Genocide.. Latest Autism Statistics The purposes of this document/web link is to provide the latest in Autism statistics. Statistic information and collection protocols are provided where ever possible. Please see original source as outlined for more details. * AUTISM OCCURRENCE: One in every 150 children born in the US have autism. It is estimated approximately 1 million in the US have this disorder. o NOTE: This number does NOT include: PDD, Asperger's and other spectrum disorders. These statistics are endorsed by the CDC, American Academy of Pediatrics, and other federal organizations. * U.S. FACTS: o A new case of autism is diagnosed nearly every 20 minutes o There are 24,000 new cases diagnos

Mandatory Mtg
I am havin a mtg on Tues the 29th of Jan. It have come to my attention that some things ned to be discussed here regarding contests and giveaways, adding new members and the likes of all that. The mtg will start at NOON PST. That is 2pm CST and 3pm EST. If you cannot make it pls send a private message to me, Tainted Kiss, so I am aware of whats goin on. Much love to you all. Tainted Kiss Tues Jan 29th @ NOON PST in the family lounge.

Manda
My Dear FriendMullethunterAKA MandaManda, and I met on Fubar. Almost instantly became friendsShe is the type friend who is always willing to help someone else outManda has been a huge help to me.She and I have shared alot in the past.Had rough times as well as well as good times, but she and I have stuck together as friends! Much Luv Manda Stop by her page and show her some LUV!~(((...Mullet Hunter...)))~Club Naughty N Nice~Club F.A.R.~Fubars After Hours~@ fubarThis Pimpout Brought Straight at ya fromFknCrazy*** OWNER OF CLUB NAUGHTY N NICE***~~Happily Fu-Owned by ~LONEWOLF~@ fubar

Mandatory
I have made numerous attempts to contact all of you with little success. We have members here that are not doing their part and not participating. I have stressed more than once that we did not want to make anything mandatory to be a member but unfortunately that must be changed. There are only three of us who are bombing and this is unacceptable. So, from today on you MUST bomb at least 50 comments a day to remain a member. Sad that I must do this but the members who aren't helping are just wasting time and space. This is a FAMILY...do your part. If you choose not to be a member then let either myself or the homepage know so you can be removed and other members notified. Also, if I see you have not helped within the next 3 days I will remove you myself and notify the other members. Thanks, Nocturnal

A Man Doesn't Cry!!!
A Man doesn't cry. And a man isn't shy. Again. A Man doesn't cry. And a Man isn't shy. either. It is in Genesis that the Lord told Adam that he will work very hard for his food. Thorns, weeds & Thistles will come forth out of the ground. In Job The Lord told Job Be strong like a man. and Humble means to make yourself lowly not softly. Either. For the race is not given to the swift, neither to the strong. But for the one that endureth the word. This just means it doesn't matter how strong or how fast you are in the journey. It matters about how much word you acquire in you. And how much word you take in and believe in and act upon it. I have never seen the righteous forsaken. Neither his seed begging bread. What I get out of this scripture is: If you are righteous then you will never be forsaken and your children(seed) will not beg for bread. Either.

Man Dials 911 To Request Wake-up Call
A man worried about missing his court date called 911 for a wake-up call. On Monday, at 3:30 a.m., police say a man called 911 to request a wake-up call so he could attend court later that morning. The man was warned about abusing the 911 emergency line. The man then called City police on regular business line and again requested a wake-up call. After learning the man's identity, police found out there was an outstanding warrant for the man's arrest. As a result, officers went to a Parkhill Road East home and arrested the man. Donald Archie Baker, 51, is charged with theft under $5,000.

Mandatory Read Please
Contests for VIP's.. Our Primary Goal is to Level others an to do so VIP,is almost always needed.Like Myself many of us cannot afford VIP.Status an must enter Various Fubar Events,to earn it. For now on,if you Seek VIP u must go threw my Friend here Givaways.The Family will not Honor your Participation of others. *Ðï*åkå*þïñkLåÐ¥ †hÈ ðRïGïñåL* £µ Wï£ê †ð þÄµL*@ fubar Her Givaways do not Exspirer as others do.You cannot be a Runerup in a Qualified Givaway as u can be in a Contest. If your Gonna enter a Contest,dispite my Influence.Then you Best be Prepared to Distribute your Link,to all your Friends,Family an to Post your Own Bulletins.You must Omit leaving Various Daily Comments unless your Contest Link is incripted into it. Other News: Next Week my Computer Time will be very Limited.Stormwomen will be in charge. Rules According to Anna will be Aborted please..She is nolonger our Manager,I Lord Wolf will be Acting Manager,when Available. Tagging of

Mandatory Security Codes Noticed?
I just thouht I'd fill you in on the recent need to input a security code on EVERY SINGLE private message reply. I wondered if it was just TO ME that it was being directed, but here is what a bouncer told me: ->CareBear ™: thanks for the info. a few days ago, 2 strangers left me identical messages, telling me to go to an URL because they said someone was copying all my pics CareBear ™: We had an attack of a automated spammer about 2 days ago. They were hacking accounts and using them to spam. This way, it is harder to spam for the automated systems. ->CareBear ™: WHEN DID IT START? IT SEEMS STRANGE, IF IT IS WHEN ONE IS REPLYING TO A PRIVATE MESSAGE RATHER THAN A PUBLIC THING. HAVE YOU ACTUALLY HAD PROBLEMS IN THIS FIELD? CareBear ™: Yes. Everybody has to do it. It's a security measure to help stop spammers. ->CareBear ™: COULD YOU TELL ME IF EVERYONE MUST NOW INPUT A SECURITY CODE BEFORE REPLYING TO EVERY SINGLE PRIVATE MESSAGE? IT HAS BEEN GOING ON ALL DAY,,,,

Mandatory Blog For Shadow Levelers
I want too bring everyone up too grounds so all know whats going on. Im actually putting adding new members on hold. We will be cleaning out some of the members. We have been watching and paying attention too some of the members. I will be going through checking too make sure that all have Shadow levelers on there profile. If you dotn then that will tell us that you know longer want too be a member of the team. We have levelers that never check blogs and some that never help on level ups. We will be cleaning members out. It is not required that you help on all that we post from homepage but we do watch too see who all are on level ups. With a team this big we need too know who is a member and wants too help and who doesnt. Some of you are on other teams and i see you checking there blogs but never ever see you looking at ours. We will no longer be adding anyone that wants too join. Too many join and never help. We are not in it for numbers we are doing this too hel

Man Dies After Being Shot 9 Times With A Taser!
check out the link below. Some cop hit this guy 9 times with a taser. That overstepping all bounds. The guy was already handcuffed & died as a result. I hope they put that cop away forever! http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/22/taser.death/index.html ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Mandies Bully
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Mandatory
this person is to be blocked on all of my bombers pages. he has threatened and has been trying to start crap with multiple ppl in the family saying that we use scripts and etc and i dont allow that crap in my family at all!! UNSPOKEN~The Wizard!!!@ fubar leave a comment so i know that you were here too.. im feeling boot happy today.. just a warning

Mandy's Happy Hour
Celebration - Kool and the Gang MY GIRL MANDY AKA DJ BOOBALICIOUS IS HAVING HER FIRST HAPPY HOUR..SO MAKE SURE YOU SHOW HER LOVE. SHOW HER SOME MAD LOVE AND MAKE HER A GODMOTHER.GET SOME MAD POINTS YOURSELF. THIS PIMP OUT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: *~DJ Always Erica~*Owner of Reapers GirlZZZ~*5 Alarm Hotties~FW to DJ ReaperOwned By Beautiful Mess~@ fubar

!!! Mandatory For All Zombie Squad Members !!!
I know I said that I was posting only one blog this week but some unfortunate and sad events have transpired and has changed all of that. Yesterday on 09/09/09 one of our members father passed away,its up to US to show her as much love and support as we can in her time of grieving. We are MORE than just levelers here,here we are FAMILY so for the next 2 days ONLY,ONLY rate her she only has 445 pics so most of you higher ranked members can blow through her profile in 20,30 minutes,40 minutes tops,some of you newbies it may take you 2 full days to get through all of her pics. So lets get out there and show our family member some love and support in rates,in gifts,a private message showing our concern for her. This one is absolutely MANDATORY so lets show her all the love in the world guys we can DO THIS!! :D Copy and past this link to her page in your browser and it will take you to her page if the link does not take you to her page http://www.fubar.com/user/2717849

Man Down.
Jerome David Salinger is dead.January 27th 2010. I'm running out of live heroes. I feel a little numb here.It's not like he lectured at my school, or shook my handbut he made a lot of my work possible even if he never intended to. Thanks old man. I'll be sure to never buy a T-shirt with your picture, or go digging through your notes in some desperate attempt to find "the lost novel".

Mandatory Sex Ed For Kids
The ghost of Joslyn Elders, former Clinton White House Surgeon General, casts a great shadow. Ms. Elders, if you remember, said that children as young as 5 be taught masturbation in school. Of course that got her fired from the White House. But the U.N. has taken up her cause and has suggested the same thing. Even Planned Parenthood has taken up Elder’s cause. A report from Planned Parenthood “demands” that children as young as 10 be given a "comprehensive sexuality education". What’s next, porno for kids? Read what they consider appropriate for your kids: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,585108,00.html?test=latestnews BlastFM is family friendly. No porn, just great music. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Mandy Moore- Cry
I'll always remember It was late afternoon It lasted forever And ended to soon You were all by yourself Staring up at a dark gray sky And I was changed [Chorus] In places no one would find All your feelings so deep inside It was then that I realized That forever was in your eyes The moment I saw you cry It was late September And I'd seen you before You were always the cold one But I was never that sure You were all by yourself Staring up at a dark gray sky I was changed [Chorus] I wanted to hold you I wanted to make it go away I wanted to know you I wanted to make your everything, all right I'll always remember... It was late afternoon [Chorus 2xs Out]

Mandy Moore- Its Gonna Be Love
It's gonna be me, baby It's gonna be you, baby Time, I've been patient for so long How can I pretend to be so strong? Looking at you, baby Feeling it too, baby If I'm asking you to hold me tight Then it's gonna be all right It's gonna be love It's gonna be great It's gonna be more than I can take It's gonna be free It's gonna be real It's gonna change everything I feel It's gonna be sad It's gonna be true It's gonna be me, baby It's gonna be you, baby It's gonna be..... It's gonna be love Time in my restless sorrow pool How can you pretend to be so cruel? Maybe it's me, baby Maybe it's true, baby Maybe it's everything we're dreaming of We've waited long enough It's gonna be love It's gonna be great It's gonna be more than I can take It's gonna be free It's gonna be real It's gonna change everything I feel It's gonna be sad It's gonna be true It's gonna be you're the one to do It's gonna be me, baby (me, baby)

Mandy Moore- Only Hope
There's a song that's inside of my soul It's the one that I've tried to write over and over again I'm awake and in the infinite cold But You sing to me over and over and over again So I lay my head back down And I lift my hands And pray to be only Yours I pray to be only Yours I know now You're my only hope Sing to me of the song of the stars Of Your galaxy dancing and laughing and laughing again When it feels like my dreams are so far Sing to me of the plans that You have for me over again So I lay my head back down And I lift my hands And pray to be only Yours I pray to be only Yours I know now You're my only hope I give you my destiny I'm giving You all of me I want Your symphony Singing in all that I am At the top of my lungs I'm giving it back So I lay my head back down And I lift my hands And pray to be only yours I pray to be only yours I pray to be only Yours I know now You're my only hope

Manditory Staff Meeting
Manditory Staff Meeting 4/18 - 9:00 pm EST. Please leave a comment below stating if you will be there. No comment & no show means you no longer have a position with Bad Habitz until you can find more time to come in... I have sent this to you in both yim and fubar... there is NO reason for no responce. Meeting will be held in here Please subscribe prior to the meeting... it will be changing to members only. Thank you

Mando'a (mandalorian Language)
This isn't complete, but it is a start. Verbs * a'den (AH-den) - to rage * atiniir (ah-teen-EER) - to endure, to stick with, to tough it out * baatir (BAH-teer) - to care, to worry about * beten - to sigh * brokar - to beat (heartbeat, drumbeat * cuyir - to be, to exist * dinuir (DEE-noo-eer) - to give * duraanir - to look down upon, to hold in contempt, to despise * duumir - to allow * ganar - to have * gaan - to want * hettir - to burn * hibirar - to learn * hukaatir (HOO-kaht-EER) - to protect, to cover, to shield * jehaatir - to lie * jorso'ran - shall bear (archaic imperative form) * jurir - to bear, to carry * jorhaa'ir - to speak * jurkadir - to mess with someone (lit: to brandish a saber) * kar'taylir - to know * k'uur(koor) - to hush, be quiet, to shut up * liser - to be able to, can * motir - to stand * narir (nah-REER) - to act (carry out), to do * nartir (nah-ree-TEER) - to place, to put * nau'ur (also: sometimes seen as naur) (now-00R) - to light up * nau

Mandy's Fantasy?
The knock on the hotel door seemed innocuous enough, neither of the occupants of the room had any reason to suspect that it could be anything other than room service.Bill and Anne had travelled overnight, catching the red eye from Fort Lauderdale to arrive at London Heathrow, early in the morning. They had slept for an hour or two, trying to adjust to the six hour delay from continent to continent.Their two weeks doing Europe started in earnest, tomorrow, with a scheduled bus ride around the ‘Old Town’ of London, taking in Buckingham Palace, Westminster Cathedral and the new to the programme, Princess Diane’s Garden in Hyde Park. For the next few days, England, or at least the bit that really mattered, would be visited, snapped and filed away for winter nights in front of the video player, then to be digested in manageable chunks.Bill roused himself from the comfort of the couch with an effort, grunting at the sudden and unexpected intrusion to their leisure time. He

Mandingo
Wow what a difference time makes. I was use to be on this site heavy and then i started noticing the change, so i said, maybe it is just me and then i said it can't be. So i broke out for a minute. But me the type of man that don't like to give up on something decided to come back. this time i told myself, make a new profile and just advertise, what can it hurt? Well personally speaking nothing can hurt me, but i can't say the same for everyone. the more i run into people on all these different sites, i find them using more filtering efforts to find sensible people to socialize with, it shocked me. I can't blame them, look what most of the people on here have to offer, stupidity, games, ignorance, no social skills and a lack of home training. This is the same way they apply to socializing on the street. Being on this site makes it easier for them to get away with shit without suffering an ass whipping. People sites like this one has become infected every second that passes by such huma

The Mandlebrot Set ( ......charmed Magic Casement Opening On The Foam Of Perilous Seas, In Fairy Lands Forlorn - John Keats
I remember back a few years ago spending many days dwelling on the idea that in nature, control could exist within chaos. The idea just popped into my mind one day and like a song you can't seem to get out of in your head the idea played over and over again. I watched a fascinating documentary on "Fractal Geometry" on the weekend and was excited when they described how when you look around in nature with a mind geared to fractal thinking you see them everywhere in patterns of clouds and leaves on trees and such (I love looking for them in nature)describing them as "Islands of Order Within Chaos". Perhaps I had been sensing this connection on a deeper subconscious level and now seeing this documentary had brought it to front and center. The most famous fractal geometric shape was discovered in 1980 by Benoit Mandlebrot(Born 1924) whose discovery of what is now known as the "Mandlebrot Set" by no coincidence came with the rise of more powerful computing speeds. The shape

Mandy's Douche Bag Of The Day!
Mandy's Douche Bag of the Day! This idiot came into my sb saying "Hey Baby-Wanna have some phone fun?" With a status that says "I have to go to work, but i have a hard cock...wanna help me drain it!" What a pathetic man! Your Master@ fubar

Mandatory Suicide By Slayer
"Mandatory Suicide" [Lyrics: Araya; Music: Hanneman, King]Murder at your every foot step.A child's toy sudden death.Sniper blazes you thru your kneesFalling down can you feel the heat,Burn!Ambushed by the spray of leadCount the bullet holes in your head.Offspring sent out to cry,Living mandatory suicide.Suicide. [x4][LEAD: HANNEMAN]Holes burn deep in your chest,Raked by machine gun fire.Screaming soul sent out to die,Living mandatory suicide.Suicide. [x 4][LEAD: HANNEMAN][Spoken:]Lying, dying, screaming in pain.Begging, pleading, bullets drop like rain.Mines explode, pain sheers through your brain,Radical amputation, this is insane.Fly swatter stakes drive through your chest.Spikes impale you as you're forced off the crest.Soldier of misfortuneHunting with bated breath.A vile smell, like tasting death.Dead bodies, dying and woundedLitter the city streetsShattered glass, bits of clothing and human deceit.Dying [in] terror,Blood's cheap, it's everywhere.Mandatory suicide, massacre on th

Man Drinking Ice Tea Gets Arrested!
Man Drinking Iced Tea In Parking Lot Gets Arrested A can of tea can apparently land you in the can Adan SalazarInfowars.comMay 2, 2013 A recent YouTube video captured an overzealous security guard accusing a 24-year-old man of drinking alcohol in the parking lot of a liquor store, and then subsequently arresting him. The kicker, of course, was that the 24-year-old was only drinking Arizona brand Half and Half Iced Tea. Warning, video contains strong language As rapper Xstrav (Xstravagant), AKA Christopher Beatty, and his friend Tony Brown waited for their friend in the parking lot of the Cumberland County ABC Liquor Store in Fayetteville, North Carolina, an alleged plainclothes officer walked up to them demanding to know what Beatty was drinking. Naturally, Beatty was taken aback by the seemingly normal man approa

Mandarin And Cantonese Sales Representative
Angela said Burberry plans to all existing retail outlets in Mainland China for renovation, will be equipped with full-length mirror size touch screen, shown above specially selected products from other countries as well as Burberry fashion show produced fashion show.Burberry sunglasses It is estimated that, from wholesale to retail sales conversions, Burberry will increase annual operating profit of 20 million pounds. China will also be the launch of Burberry's first digital retail model market. In addition, Angela also said that the Chinese tourists often visit other countries in tourism and shopping, Burberry stores in these areas with about 50 can speak Mandarin and Cantonese sales representative. "China is now Burberry's fastest growing market, is expected 2011 sales growth of 30%, higher than the Group's total growth, and most probably in the next five years to become the largest market." Angela said, Burberry has opened 55 stores in China and plans to bring the next 10 years,

Mandela
Mandela Love Fest Ignores Dark Side of Legacy Mandela’s Umkhonto we Sizwe, the military wing of the African National Congress, targeted civilians Infowars.comDecember 6, 2013 MSNBC and CNN and even Fox will not tell you the whole story on Nelson Mandela. Photo: Paul Williams. Expect Obama to use your hard-earned confiscated tax dollars to pay for an expensive trip to South Africa where he will attend Nelson Mandela’s funeral. The chief teleprompter reader for the banks and corporations that control the government has already ordered flags be f

Mandela Sings Kill Whites
Useful Idiots 2013 – Mandela Sings, ‘Kill Whites’ In video below, Mandela sings, “kill whites” Charles Burrislewrockwell.com December 10, 2013 During the years of the 1930′s Popular Front, the Communist International directed the Soviet intelligence-led world-wide agitprop campaign of Communists and fellow travelers of the Left against fascism, while covertly the intelligence services of Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union were secretly cooperating in various sinister endeavors. (See Stephen Koch,

A Man Escapes From Prison
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was i n the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Man Eats 4.8 Pounds Of Turkey In 12 Min.
Man eats 4.8 pounds of turkey in 12 min. Wed Nov 22, 9:36 PM ET There won't be any turkey for Patrick Bertoletti on Thanksgiving — he got his fill the day before. Bertoletti, a 21-year-old culinary student from Chicago, won the annual turkey-eating contest at Artie's Deli on Wednesday, eating 4.8 pounds of the holiday bird — a full pound more than the second-place finisher. The eight contestants in the competition had 12 minutes to eat as much of a 12-pound turkey as they could manage. And their handling of the birds wouldn't have won them any etiquette medals. The defending turkey-eating champion, Sonya Thomas, known as the "Black Widow," got her mouth too full of turkey to swallow as the contest moved into the homestretch. She was disqualified. Bertoletti's winning strategy had him starting his attack on the turkey breast. "It's white meat and harder to eat. You want to get it out of the way first," he said. Bertoletti, who weighs 190 pounds, has won eating contests

The Man Everyone Knew
The Man Everyone Knew (verse one) Retribution from a soul, The darkness lives in us all, Revelation of a blind man, Heard deep inside by a deaf man, Doesnt the truth hurt us all, It's in our hearts on our hands, Killing the sound, Doesnt make the pain go away (chorus) Set you free from demons, The world so full of masochistic creations, Kill yourself, Prison the pain, Live in the dark, Make this go away, Tell yourself and all those around, You can fly without leaving the ground, Get so high, Live your life, Forget everything, Make this go away (verse two) Serenity comes to all those who wait, Sometimes that's just to far away, Chosen by the hate you create, Desolation by desperation, A hero in the eyes of many, But that's just an illusion, Forboding your demise, This hero takes his own life

"man Eater " Loose In L.a.... Wtf!!
Just wanted to update Friends and Family..I arrived home in L.A. 9/28 Fri just before midight.I've been moving around for 15 years, and i'm finally back.. Getting myself grounded again and back to normal as most of you know losing someone you love isn't easy. Played some tennis, have been enjoying friends coming and going all weekend. Finally beginning to feel alive again..So look out L.A. we have a "Man Eater" on the loose! Smiling and feeling good. Huge Thank you and much love to all my friends and family without you I have no idea where i'd be now. I'm Single but not ready to mingle..Just going to party and enjoy life awhile. Emotional recuperation. time to heal.I'm on my way..Soooooo Oh Oh Here She Comes, Watch out Boyz..... For future reference if you step up to me, step up to me like a man or please don't bother to step up at all.I have much to offer, your loss if you take me for granted!...(if that sounds like anything other than confidence, its not meant to,

Maneater
What do you feel when you see my picture? Do I have what you desire? I am your wildest wet dream cum true. I am a man eater and if you think you have what it takes to make me grin the possibilities are endless. So don't waiste my time if your not worthy. I exspect only the best and the best is all I get. I am a man eater not a man hater I will own you Don't ask just do I'll crack that wip Don't ever give me lip I'm a man eater A ball beater I'll lick my lips you bow at my wips I am a man eater

Man Eater
Man Eater by LateNiteFantasy© Her nails slide though her long red hair. Dreamlessly her eyes peer from under the locks.. Shewas somewhere else. Her movements were slow and controlled as she let her left leg slide off ofthe edge of the table as the other was curled to her chest. She was clad in his shirt and nothing else.. A half lit cigarette in her fingertips..He watched as it was brought to her lips. Watching asthe butt touched those full pouts just one too many times. He turned his head. Looking anywhere every where but at her. He licked his lips and shrugged lightly. Afraid to talk and break her quite spell that held him there with her. He shook his head and caught a glimpse of her out of the corner of his eye. She was looking at him. Those hazel eyes devouring his soul right there. He winced though he tried not to. He kept thinking to himself as he stared into those hazel orbs “she is a mean eater...” His buddies warning kept ringing in his ears. “No way...No way could t

Man Electrocuted While Peeing On Train Tracks
Jul 23rd 2008 By Tom Radler Man Electrocuted While Peeing on a London Tube TrackTaking a leak out in the open is a tricky maneuver. In order to dodge a public urination rap, you've got to be stealthy, somewhat hidden and able to evacuate your bladder with great haste. It's also a bit like real estate, with the onus on location, location, location. A Polish tourist in London showed himself to be not so knowledgeable about the last part by electrocuting himself while micturating on the tracks of a busy train station. The 41-year-old schoolteacher crept into a recess at Vauxhall Station in South London in an attempt to take a whiz. It's thought that his urine splashed onto an electrical line that powers the trains, unleashing a 750-volt and killing him instantly. Question raised: What are some better locations than a train station to pee illicitly?

Maneaters
MANEATERS People say it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all and that is total bullshit if the woman you fall far is a "MANEATER". I write from experience...I fell head over heels in love with such a woman and she almost destroyed my life. Men, when a woman makes you feel like you are the only man alive to the point where you become jealous of other men and she get turned on by your jealously, my friend you have got yourself a "MANEATER" and she will get you hurt or make you hurt someone else. If you find yourself in this situation...it is not cowardly to turn tail and run like hell because if you don't you will eventually be destroyed; mind, body and soul. Most "MANEATERS" are women who have been hurt in their past by a man or men and they are out to exact revenge on all other men. They appear to be vunerable and sweet yet underneath they have no soul. If you find yourself working harder than ever to please her and she is never satisfied,

Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Butt, Dies
No, this isn't a joke, although I did laugh hysterically upon reading the headline. "A South Carolina man's brother died after police said he was forced to eat cocaine hidden in his brother's backside." Read article here: http://www.wmur.com/news/30037563/detail.html#ixzz1uWB6RSmR

Man Falls Asleep In Church
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before lo