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Mi Nina Lola
Dime porque tienes carita de pena Que tiene mi niña siendo santa y buena Cuéntale a tu padre lo que a ti te pasa Dime lo que tienes reina de mi casa Tu madre la pobre no se donde esta Dime lo que tienes, dime lo que tienes Dime lo que tienes, dime la verdad Mi niña lola, mi niña lola Ya no tiene la carita del color de la amapola Mi niña lola, mi niña lola Ya no tiene la carita del color de la amapola Tu no me ocultes tu pena Pena de tu corazón Cuéntame tu amargura Pa consolártela yo Mi niña lola, mi niña lola Se le ha puesto la carita del color de la amapola Mi niña lola, mi niña lola Se le ha puesto la carita del color de la amapola Siempre que te miro mi niña bonita Le rezo a la virgen que esta en la ermita Cuéntale a tu padre lo que te ha pasao Dime si algún hombre a ti te ha engañao Niña de mi alma no me llores mas Dime lo que tienes, dime lo que tienes Dime lo que tienes, dime la verdad Mi niña lola, mi niña lola Mientras que viva tu padre no

Miniature Dachshund Gnaws Off Diabetic Owner's Toe
Miniature dachshund gnaws off diabetic owner's toe Fri Jul 4, 12:35 AM ET ALTON, Ill. - An Illinois woman says her beloved miniature dachshund gnawed off her right big toe while she was asleep. Linda Floyd told the Alton Telegraph for a story Wednesday that her beloved Roscoe was euthanized because of safety concerns. The 56-year-old says she has no feeling in her toes because of nerve damage from diabetes. She discovered the toe missing after waking from a nap Monday. She called her daughter, who phoned 911. A veterinarian says the toe had been bandaged because of a healing hangnail. That might have somehow attracted the dog. ----------- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW what a way to wake up

Mini Vacation
My friends here all know that I have OCD when it comes to returning rates....LOL I will be out of town from Sunday the 3rd until sometime late in the evening Tuesday the 5th. We will be doing the Disney parks so, NO COMPUTER!!! We all know the bartabs don't hold stuff for long, so here's something you won't hear on Fubar often, if ever.....lol Please don't rate while I'm away because the OCD will kick in and bug the crap out of me...LOL Have fun everyone! Hugs, Cindy

Minimal
Minimal How many rose petals Are required To scent Her pillow? How many goose feathers Are needed To warm Her cheek? How many candle flickers Illicit the shadow That frames her smile? How much of her face Need be seen To reflect her soul? How many words Are needed To communicate Her meaning? Maybe minimal, Maybe just saying “I Like” poet

Minister Call
A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."

Mini Thoughts......huge Intentions!
What I'd give..... heart's open, send a wink, give a glare, open up my profile & stare. Here on FuBar, just don't care, let us find a friend or two..... yet I'd still give my 2 million points to come see you!

A Mini Pimpout Plz Repost !
'♥♥Queen Of Hearts♥♥*Gunner's R/L wife!~*~DSC*Sarge's Bad Girls**' wrote the following at '2008-11-05 04:57:57'.. > > This great Guy , got me Auto 11's TO HELP all of fubar land out ...so love hm and 2 of his friends ......... > > lovemaker*Regiment Dragon Bombersgreeter@body shots Fumarried2ღHeart§OfLoveღ@ fubar > The man that made this happen > > HIs girl ... > ღHeart§OfLoveღ(RegimentDragonBombersManager)*Fu-Angel*@ fubar > and their Buddy > > Bronco80@ fubar > > Show em all FU luv for without them I would not have the upcomming Auto 11's!!!!!! WOOOOOT

Ministry - Psalm 69
congregation, please be seated and open your prayer guides to the book of revelations, psalm 69 drinking the blood of jesus drinking it right from his veins learning to swim in the ocean learning to drown in his pain the body of christ looked unto me a preacher with cock in his hands he wants you to suck on the holy ghost and swallow the sins of man psalm 69 the invisible piss of the holy ghost comes down like acid rain they're making a bonnet of terminal guilt the scavengers go on parade the fathers who write that eternity is used to fight the sword have filled you up with the devil's cock and he'll come in the name of the lord the way to succeed and the way to suck eggs

Ministry - Just One Fix
Blood keeps drinking away Certain of its destination Driving through new orleans at night Gotta find a destination Just one fix Life keeps slipping away Fighting in a war with damnation Poised, keep cutting away Im looking in through to salvation Just one fix Like if I boarded a train Trying to take in another station Join us and the choice will be made Unless we kill the lie as a nation Just one fix

Minimal Living.
I've gone through the struggle of getting a good credit score and keeping it, as many of us have. I've increased my income through finding and landing a better paying job,only to spend my money more carelessly and end up living paycheck to paycheck all over again, as many of us have. I bought a house that has way more space than I need and isn't as energy efficient because of this, as well as costing more for upkeep, as many of us have. "A penny saved is a penny earned". That is such an all important quote and genius in it's simplicity. I've done search after search for "minimal living". All I've found is things like people making fun of their camping experience etc... I'm going to start what I call my "minimal living" lifestyle. I'm selling my home and paying off my truck and I'm buying a small, energy efficient home out in the country. I am looking into solar, wind and even hydro power, as well as making my own solar powered heater(ask me about that, it's am

Minion
Main Entry: min·ion Pronunciation: \ˈmin-yən\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle French mignon darling Date: circa 1500 1 : a servile dependent, follower, or underling 2 : one highly favored : idol 3 : a subordinate or petty official

Mini Bio On Jensen Ackles
Birth Name: Jensen Ross Ackles Date Of Birth: 1st March, 1978 Place Of Birth: Dallas, Texas, USA Height: 6'1'' (1.85mm) Mini Biography: Jensen Ackles was born in Dallas, Texas to Roger Alan Ackles and Donna Joan Shaffer. After modeling as a young child, he began to concentrate on a acting career in 1996 upon his graduation from Lloyd V. Berkner High School in Richardson, Texas. In 1997 he received a role on the NBC soap opera Days of Our Lives as Eric Brady, for which he won a 1998 Soap Opera Digest Award for Best Male Newcomer. After leaving Days in 2000, Ackles went to Vancouver, joining the cast of the James Cameron television series Dark Angel. His first appearance on the show was in 2001 as Max's (played by Jessica Alba) disturbed brother Ben/X5-493. After Ben died, Ackles returned to the series in the second season as Ben's clone, Alec/X5-494, who eventually teamed up with Max and stayed until the show's demise in 2002. In 2003, he made several guest appearances a

Mini Mee
Sometimes I have mental travels back to my childhood, from which I pull up all sorta shit to try and figure myself out. When I was little, I had an imaginary acquaintance. His name was Vitya Shermetyev, and I constantly kept saying "Vitya Sheremetyev is a bad boy. First he killed himself, and then all his coworkers" My parents always got a kick out of it, and ask me to repeat it everywhere. Weird...

Mini Dave Goes To The Moon, Alice, Saying Paige Is Crazy
No, my weeklong hiatus from the online missive of my life was not prompted by my search for the craziest title! Hello, everybody! Martha, Sarah, Jeffrey, and I got back just after four in the afternoon yesterday from a week we spent visiting my brother Garry in Illinois and my mom in Kentucky. For those who can see the photo with this, that’s the five of us in the photo taken the day after Mother’s Day. Also it’s the one time my mom actually dressed to go out while we were visiting; ever since last September when she was given an oxygen tank to use, she has largely been a homebody due to her repeated hospital visits with pneumonia and blood donations. But when we left Tuesday, we came with the good news that Mom didn’t need another transfusion then and her hemoglobin levels were perfect – way to go, Mom! Our principal stop before arriving at and on our way home from Mom’s was in Poplar Grove, Illinois where my brother Garry had moved with his

Mini's
The words pour out but not from my lips for the are spoken from my heart and spoken form my soul Many years I wandered lost all thanks to you I have finally been found and now walk with a completed soul You are all I want and all that I need when I am near you Love is all I feel Why must my heart be shrouded in fear afraid to hear the words I long to say unable to muster the courage to speak so I shall hold my tongue let things be Unknowing of the truth of feelings shared forbidden happiness, loss of what is the risk is great, loss greater to fail is to lose, alone to keep silent the same Truth in the eyes and words never spoken knowing what is what could be fear holding back the words heart afraid to feel happiness and sadness loneliness becomes me. As I look into those eyes, I see the purest of souls. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but as I set my eyes upon your sweet face I see true beauty in its purest form defined. When you smile it

Minivan Tow
A man was driving down the highway late one night when his mini-van broke down. He turned on his flashers and tried to get someone's attention to help him. Eventually a Lamburgini Countash pulls up. "Any chance I could get a lift into town?" said the mini-van driver. "I can do better than that," the man driving the Countash replied. "I've got a V-12 under this hood, I can tow you to the nearest town, no problem. Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast." They head off down the road and eventually come to a stop light and up pulls a Farrari F40 with a V-10. The F40 began to rev it's engine to get the Countash to race. The Countash rev's its engine and the light turns green. They fly out of there, and about a half a mile down the road they pass a speed trap. The officer there watches them pass and radios to base saying, "Base, you will not believe what I just saw. A F40 and a Countash were driving down the road doing about 120 with a Mini-van honking it's horn

Mini Vacation...
Dear Friends and Family, I will be gone on Vacation from Friday (July 10, -Sunday but I'll be mobile if you wanna say "HI"..Plz say Hi due to the fact that it will take 10 hrs to get there uugghh.. talk to you all soon (h) - BabyDoll

Ministering Angels...
Just as we need natural disciplines such as discipline to work, and disciplines concerning finances and appetites and so on... we also need spiritual discipline. We need prayer and Bible study and the confessing or agreeing with, GOD,S WORD and we need to do it outloud. Why? Well because although we may not WANT to do these things, the will become habits over time. Then we will see good results just as we see good results from any other discipline such as diet etc. Doing something good one time does not produce long term lasting good results. Discipline doesn,t produce immediate joy thats for sure, but it does produce an investment that will pay great dividends in due time. (Hebrews 12:11) OK and back to why say it outloud?? Well because we have Angels available to help us and THEY LISTEN ONLY TO GOD,S WORD!!!! They are God,s servants only and they are not activated by our complaining, murmuring, doubting, or our unbelief! They WANT TO work on our behalf, that is their assignm

Minim
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Mini Text Art
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Mini Mini's
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Mini-stroke
I suffered a mini stroke, Thursay the 16th of December, I got out of the hospital yesterday the 19th, I wouldn't wish it on my WORST enemy. I hope everyone is okay. I also hope my next year on this planet will be better than this one. May G-d bless everyone with good and happiness, and less pain, mental and physical.

Mini Fu Vaca's
Ok well im in california on a new plan for life , Met an awesome kid on this site named viper lionheart aka Nicholas Hey dont look at me like that, remember read my profile, where it says i meet so many cool people shame we cant fein happiness like this in real life, well i decided to go above and beyond and make whats behind the comp into my real life and even tho it's only 5 days in I feel confident in what very possibly could be true happiness i really dont know why im even typing this prolly to get it off my brain due to the fact its whats going threw it oh and to say i havent been around for awhile prolly wont be hard core active for awhile due to with everything new you must take time n learn every nook n cranny, i might be a hard core fubairian again if i get a) bored b) he turns out to be a waste of my time c) i end up completely single again if not my email is miserylovesjessa@yahoo.com drop me a line ill be sure to message u back i think who knows i might n

Mini Porn Fantasy..
one day i just had a crazy thought, you were asking me about coffee or something, and it just popped into my head like a lil scene from a porn... i saw me all in black long and see through... with a bodice all of lace... a small whip in my hand ... one knee on the bed... tied by silk scarves you are naked on my bed.... i tease you with tickles with a long soft feather... tease you and touch you with a soft lick here and there... followed by swats from the whip on my other hand... climing over you to tease you further with little strips of my skirt brushing that skin i licked and i swatted so its tingling again... soft touches like kisses as i move over you... kissing and licking and tickling everything i see... lick bite and suck your nipples and running my fingers through the hair on your chest... just love the rough feel of it on my fingertips....follow it down to that place where my happiness lives... my favoite play toy... where i can lick and tickle with the feather again, rising

Minimal Sementality
I know you're busy today. Church. House chores. The first Sunday of the NFL season (i.e.The Campaign for Indifference in 2011 for Dallas Cowboys fans.). And I'm sure many of you are observing this historic day. Maybe a friend or loved one or colleague died on September 11, 2001. Perhaps you know of someone directly impacted by that day's happenings. Maybe you weren't affected but feel heartened by all that took place on that fateful Tuesday. What today really means. What does it mean to you? I'll spare you the mushiness. It is simply for me, above all else, about appreciating what I have in front of me. Life. I woke up at a decent hour on the morning of September 11, 2001, but was literally oblivious to the world while I showered, got dressed, ate breakfast, read the paper and prepared for another typical long Tuesday at the office. I hadn't turned on the TV or radio. I hadn't checked my email yet. It was a crisp, beautiful morning here in San Antonio, blue skies, really couldn't have

Mini-ipad Et Ipad 4 Vendu 3 Millions De Son Premier Week-end
Apple a vendu au cours de la première fin de semaine sur la vente 3.000.000 mini-iPad iPad et quatrième génération. La société californienne dit que c'est un nouveau record que le modèle précédent, le nouvel iPad (troisième génération), a obtenu 1,5 millions de ventes dans son premier week-end à la vente. Toutefois, Apple n'a pas précisé les unités vendues pour chacun des modèles apple mini ipad . Le vendredi Novembre 2, Apple a tiré le marché dans 34 pays ses deux modèles iPad nouvelles: la mini-iPad de 7,9 pouces et de quatrième génération iPad avec écran Retina Display et une A6x processeur. Trois jours plus tard, la firme de Cupertino veille à ce que les ventes combinées de ces deux modèles ont établi un nouveau record dans l'iPad famille. Selon un communiqué de presse d'Apple, la société a vendu 3.000.000 mini-iPad iPad et quatrième génération dans les trois premiers jours après leur mise en vente. «Les clients du monde entier aiment le mini iPad nouvelle et le nouveau

Mini Ipad: Plus Cher, Mais Plus
Nous déménager à la tromperie. Le Mini iPad ne rentre pas dans la poche arrière de son jean, où j'ai l'habitude de report soigneusement plié le papier, mais ne trouver leur place dans la poche de son manteau, afin que l'hiver n'aura pas à le prendre en main. Est-il sur le produit intermédiaire Apple a créé, qui est entre la taille de ses smartphones et la tablette d'abord l'histoire, l'iPad. En dépit de rétrécissement, la Mini est le plus grand parmi les petits comprimés qui ont lancé leurs rivaux. Taille et le prix sont peut-être plus la différence apple mini ipad . Il est clair que le dispositif est plus léger que leur famille précédente et si quelque chose qui manque, c'est l'écran Retina spectaculaire que Apple a sorti l'iPad 3 et a été installé dans la toute dernière génération d'ordinateurs portables et les tablettes. La résolution est de loin le meilleur indicateur de ses concurrents, mais il est encore une machine aussi vite que le reste de sa famille et merci d'Apple polyvale

Mini Ipad Vs Ipad Nouveau: Quels Sont Les Utilisateurs Préfèrent Tablette?
Contredisant les dessins de Steve Jobs, notebook pas cher , Apple a lancé il ya quelques semaines la Mini iPad, une version plus petite de sa fameuse tablette est déjà disponible dans tout le monde (y compris l'Espagne) à partir de 329 euros. Autrement dit, la version Wi-Fi de 16 Go. En échange offre une taille de 7,9 pouces à écran LCD et d'une résolution de 1024 x 768 pixels, une puce A5X, 10 heures d'autonomie, 7,2 mm d'épaisseur et pesant 272 grammes. Il est équipé avec le Lightning de même connecteur qui est intégré dans l'iPhone 5, a FaceTime HD, 5 mégapixels caméra iSight, LTE connectivité Internet sans fil et un plus rapide que les générations précédentes. Et il semble que toutes ces caractéristiques sont alléchantes utilisateurs ... beaucoup. Selon calcule consultant Citi et les rapports de Business Insider, les ventes d'iPad sont criantes iPad Mini classique et contraint de signer la pomme croquée à revoir à la hausse leurs commandes thumbdrive. Non seulement ce

The Mining Bags From Big-name Actress Who Selected The Top Ten Skills
If there are no bags to pack our daily necessities, presumably most people can not survive. However, if only because such a function bags and ignore the words of its appearance is not too boring, especially in today's popular standards, so do not buy the basic functions of the bag as a matter of course . Now, to introduce the top ten fashion suggestions about the bag. Black, brown bag the most wild Do not have the time, energy or capital for your everyday wear with a variety of different packages. tory burch robinson wallet wild black and brown bags will be your best! This off with both color and color levels, and in some cases, but also refreshing. 2 bags of bright lines is most beautiful Wearing jeans and a T-shirt or traditional dark suit, a bright orange, red or pink handbag make you an instant shine. Bag 3.Oversized. If the dress pocket full of things that give people a very messy and bad feeling. And the small bag becomes full, although it is very convenient, but it will se

Minix Neox7mini Android Tv Box With Jelly Bean, Wi-fi And Bluetooth In Soon Available.
As the next announcement from the House of MINIX, the new MINIX NeoX7mini android tv box on the series, which will be to buy it in a few weeks, as a smaller alternative to the already featured neo X is now 7 TV-box. The new MINIX NeoX7mini Android TV set top box will include the three wireless technologies in the form of Wi-Fi 802 11n, Bluetooth, and Miracast with it and can be connected for example via the HDMI interface to current HD TVs. The box can include also via Ethernet LAN in the network and 2 x additional interfaces for an SD memory card, USB and S/PDIF. Belongs to the other technical features an ARM Cortex-A9 quad-core processor, 2 GB of memory and it is the Android 4.2 "Jelly Bean" to use, how many apps and games available are operating. Also, the full HD (1080 p HD) supports playback using 1920 x 1080 pixel resolution. When exactly the TV box in Germany will be available, not yet determined, just as little as the price. Once the box over the first shops in G

Mini Dresses
I dreamed a strange dream last night, in my dream, i dreamed i am on my travel with my pre-boyfriend, and i wear a beautiful mini dresses he ever sent me, and he said sweet words to me, i smiled in my dream, but i am awake, i realize it was onlly a dream which can not happen in real life to me, i feel very sad, i know he had gone, but i still don't forget him, i still don't forget the warm of his hand!

Mini Ipad With Retina Display In The Lte Version In Telecom And Vodafone Starting From 1 Euro
After the mobile phone version of the iPad with retina display initially only directly from Apple could be involved in mini, also the major German providers offer recently the new tablet. Who enters into a contract can be purchased the 16-MFM model already from 1 euro. IPad mini 2nd generation is available since over a week in the trade, but in the Apple online store or in the shops in the Wi-Fi version only really well. According to Apple's online store buyer of the LTE version waiting from 5 to 10 days must adjust, before the Tablet pc will be sent. Mobile operators also have the new iPad mini in the version recently in their programme, where interested customers must wait here but usually even longer: depending on the provider, two to three weeks are specified delivery time. There are the iPad mini with retina display in the LTE version however cross-subsidised to a cheaper purchase price: among others Deutsche Telekom offers the new Apple tablet in conjunction with the

Mink Leveled..let's See How Close We Get Her To Godfather
Thank you all that helped my sister level to Fu-King..You all rock!! Let's make her birthday special and see how close we can get her to Godfather. Just click on the link to take you to her page. ~Mink~@ fubar Thanks again for all that helped her. Hugs, Silverpixi

'm In Love With You
I'm in love with you Who Likes U?? lets find out who has the BALLS to say they like you, repost this Under " Who Likes You??? " to find out! or youll have bad luck for 7 days. Reply!!!!!!! with a number to the following options (yes you can pick more than one): 1-I want you now 2-eww never 3-I dont like you 4-I have a HUGE crush on you 5-I'm in love with you 6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be... 7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen... 8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you 9- I want to marry you 10- I miss you 11- I want to makeout with you again 12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time 13- I want a relationship with you 14- I want to hold your hand 15- i love you and would enjoy makin sweet love 2 u right now 16- I'm scared of liking you 17- I have a gf/bf but i like you... 18- I love you okay lets

11 Min Level, Wow You Rock The Fu
In my dreams...or yours? ~~Leader of the CONVOY ~*~ Pilot of Fantasy Flight ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~@ fubar **GOLDENGIRL** ~~@ fubar Ez_2xsite MilitaryMarchSupporter & StaffSgt. Waterboy Luvr *Fu Bomber~&{ShadowLeveler}PLZ-F/A/8 10s@ fubar ღHeartsOfLoveღ{FU-BombersFamilyManager}FuOwnedbyCrazyMama@ fubar ~¢¾Jo¢¾~Fu Owned by JayB123 ¢¾@ fubar Mr.Sinister-nWo-@ fubar Cali Rain@ fubar starchaser@ fubar (repost of

5-min Managment Course
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel, " After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, for

15 Min More
Do u remember that time I came to your house for the very first time And although we weren’t alone Our eyes couldn’t help but glance And take a chance both turn away, blushing Hoping no one saw that shine in our eyes revealing a secret we shouldn’t hide now I hardly see you only a moment at a time but we can say a lot in 15 minutes and the world seems to stop when we’re together hearts intertwined I’m in you like your in me and like a rose in the desert or a dove in a storm I can’t last very long If I cant see your smile For 15 minutes more…

Minn. Farmer Charged After Chasing Thief
CAMBRIDGE, Minn. - A farmer who chased down a thief and held him at gunpoint until authorities arrived now faces a more serious charge than the thief himself. Kenneth Englund, 74, was charged with second-degree assault, a felony. The thief, who the sheriff said admitted stealing about $5 worth of gasoline from Englund's neighbor, was charged with misdemeanor theft. Sheriff Mike Ammend said people can't take the law into their own hands, and that Englund's actions were "an invitation to a shootout. There's so many things that could have gone wrong here." On Oct. 15, Englund pointed a gun at Christian Harris Smith, 28, and a woman at the vacant farm next to Englund's place in Bradford Township. He then chased their vehicle at speeds of 70 mph, according to the criminal complaint. A 3-year-old child was in the vehicle. During the chase, Englund used a cell phone to call the sheriff's office and asked if he should "blow them away," according to the complaint. His shotgun turne

~ Minn. College Under Fire Over Tax-funded Muslim Foot Baths ~
Don't know about you but i am getting tired of this kind of chicken shit kiss there ass BullShit!!!! You can't even Pray of there fucking campuses but yet the Muslims can 5 times a day and now were gonna build them a dam foot wash. Give them a room by them selfs and if you get caught washing your dam feet in a public sink kick you ass outta college. "Columnist Katherine Kersten of the Star Tribune in Minneapolis reports that the Minneapolis Community and Technical College "is making plans to use taxpayer funds to install facilities for ritual foot-washing" since many Muslim students have been using restroom sinks to wash their feet before prayer. However, Kersten says the same school that is going out of its way to accommodate Muslim students has in the past banned various religious practices related to Christmas, including Christmas music." http://www.onenewsnow.com/2007/04/minn_college_under_fire_over_t.php

Minnie Me Gonna Say I Do?
I love you, not for what you are, but what I am, when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out. I love you for putting your hand into my heaped up heart and passing over all the frivolous and weak things that you cannot help seeing there, and for drawing out into the light all the beautiful and radiant things that no one else has looked quite far enough to find... I love you because you have done more than any creed could have done to make me good, and more than any fate could have done to make me happy. You have done it without a touch, without a word, without a sign. You have done it by being yourself. Perhaps that is what being a friend means after all. by Roy Croft

Minnie Me
I sit and watch him as he grow, From aside fo love I've never experienced before. I smile when i look at him and how he reminds me of me, And hope he sees the things that i didnt get to see. Unconditional love no matter the cause, To stand by my training and receive my applause. Teach him manners and how to treat a lady, Be a proud strong man and never be shady. Never trying to force my previsions, Let him mature and make his own decisions. Now I look forward to fathers day, And all i need to do is look at him and receive my praise.

2008 Minnesota Vikings Schedule
Here’s a look at the entire 2008 Minnesota Vikings schedule (all times CST): Preseason Week 1 – vs. Seattle – August 8 – Metrodome – KSTP – 7 p.m. Week 2 – at Baltimore – August 16 – M&T Bank Stadium – KSTP – 6:30 p.m. Week 3 – vs. Pittsburgh – August 23 – Metrodome – CBS – 7 p.m. Week 4 – at Dallas – August 28 – Texas Stadium – KSTP – 7 p.m. Regular Season Week 1 – at Green Bay (Monday) – September 8 – Lambeau Field – ESPN – 6 p.m. Week 2 – vs. Indianapolis – September 14 – Metrodome – CBS – 12 p.m. Week 3 – vs. Carolina – September 21 – Metrodome – FOX – 12 p.m. Week 4 – at Tennessee – September 28 – LP Field – FOX – 12 p.m. Week 5 – at New Orleans (Monday) – October 6 – Superdome – ESPN – 7:30 p.m. Week 6 – vs. Detroit – October 12 – Metrodome – FOX – 12 p.m. Week 7 – at Chicago – October 19 – Soldier Field – FOX – 12 p.m. Week 8 – BYE Week 9 – vs. Houston – November 2 – Metrodome – CBS – 12 p.m. Week 10 – vs. Green Bay – Nov

Minnie Bridge
I crossed it the first time when I was three days old back in 1961. When I was in grade school I used to cross it a few times a week and have nightmares about it falling under the weight of our car. When I started taking serious landscape photos a few years ago, I looked at it as a work of art and a marvel of turn-of-the-century architecture, but never photographed it much because I just never imagined it not being there. Now in two years it will be gone. There's a folder in my photos labeled, "Minnie Bridge" if you want to see what it looks like. The Minnie Bridge connects the hollow of Minnie with Route 20 in mid central WV. It was built around the turn of the century but I am not sure the exact year because the DOH has been working on it and removed the plaque. For the past few weeks they have been resurfacing it and it's scheduled to be replaced in 2010. That will be the second icon from my childhood demolished, the other being the nearby mill and dam, which I never had a chanc

Minnesota
• A Blue Earth, Minnesota, law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent. • A Minnesota tax form is quite thorough. Some would say too thorough. It even asks for your date of death. • A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. • A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. • All bathtubs must have feet. • All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. • Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony. • Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head. • Clawson: There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. • Every man in Brainerd, Minnesota is required by law to grow a beard. • Grand Haven: No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.

Min Nuclear Reactors
http://nextenergynews.com/news1/next-energy-news5.28.08c.html http://dvice.com/archives/2008/11/hyperion_starts.php http://www.nextenergynews.com/news1/next-energy-news-toshiba-micro-nuclear-12.17b.html http://nextenergynews.com/news1/next-energy-news5.28.08c.html here is a nice piece of tech we all can use right now but as a nation we are to scared to even want in our own back yard. to bad it would save us all money in the long run and thats what we need right now.

Minnesota Vikings And The Word Skol
What does 'SKOL' Mean? Jared Allen would have so fit in during the Middle Ages. Mullets, you see, are timeless. I can't tell you how many times I've been asked that as a Vikings fan. Most people think it's just a common, Scandanavian greeting...and it is. It can also translate into bowl, as in drink from a bowl. And although there are varying opinions on how 'skol' came to be a greeting, this is my most favorite one. Let's see how we can tie these two disparate meanings--(bowl and hello) together. Back in the Middle Ages, rampaging bands of Vikings were roaming Europe and kicking the shit out of people. From Lindisfarme to France it didn't matter. For about 500 years, the boogeyman would check his closet before he went to bed to make sure there weren't any Vikings in it.

Minor Surgery
Apparently sometime in the last few months I lifted something that was too heavy, so I'm going in tomorrow for hernia repair surgery. It's an outpatient thing: they operate on me, and then they send me home. I'll be out of work, and probably on pain meds, until at least Monday of next week, maybe until Wednesday, we'll see. Wish me luck!

Minor Or Major Milestone! :-)
6 months ago TODAY, I pulled into Fort Worth, Texas and met Chris face to face for the first time. I was on a one week vacation as I lived in California at the time and was suppose to go back, but ended up staying. (Long Story but one definately worth hearing one day). I just want everyone to know that today marks our 6 month anniversary and although many might think that is nothing, to us it was a significant day in our relationship as it was the beginning of something that has only flourished since then. Happy Anniversary Chris! I look foward to each day spent with you. I know we will continue to build our life together as we keep moving foward in our relationship. I love you and I look foward to many more days. months and years with you.

Minors
I think that a 16 year old is mature enough to make adult decisions.well some 16 years olds. Like getting a job or donating body parts and the right to get a license. well in that case. I think that if the 16 year is gonna be 17 in 4 months, they should be able to date others close to their age like 18 without anyone getting into trouble.I don't understand why anyone wants to make a deal out of it.how can you help who you fall in love with.? anyway I think that if the 16 year is mature enough,it should be ok to date a 18 year old

Minor Fender Bender
WELL, FIRST OFF I WANT TO THANK MY FRIEND TOM FOR POSTING THE LAST BLOG SINCE I COULD NOT GET ONLINE........UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS IN A MINOR CAR ACCIDENT FRIDAY AFTERNOON. TO BE QUITE HONEST, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED EXCEPT WE WERE REAR ENDED.....MY NECK WENT FORWARD AND BACK AND MY SODA SPILLED ALL OVER MY LAP WHILE I HEARD A HUGE BANG AND FELT THE IMPACT. MY CO-WORKER GETS OUT OF HIS CAR, STARTS CURSING UP A STORM AND DOESN'T EVEN ASK IF I'M ALRIGHT. I GET OUT, WALK OVER TO ALL THE PEOPLE STANDING ON THE SIDEWALK AND SEE THAT THE WOMAN WHO HIT US, HAS A CHILD AND IS CRYING HYSTERICALLY.......SO I GO OVER TO MY CO-WORKER AND TELL HIM HE HAS GOT TO CALM DOWN AND STOP ALL THE CURSING AND YELLING, BECAUSE THIS WOMAN HAS A BABY. HE GETS RIGHT IN MY FACE, CURSES AT ME AND TELLS ME NOT TO TALK TO HIM THE WAY I AM AND THAT I DON'T KNOW HIM. SO I WALK AWAY AND GO OVER TO THE WOMAN AND HER BABY.......EVERYONE IS ASKING IF ANYONE WAS HURT AND I SAY THAT I DON'T THINK SO. THEY

Minority Report Style Invasive Advertising Gains Traction
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 24 Sep 2007, 16:08 Minority Report Style Invasive Advertising Gains Traction The implementation of Minority Report style invasive advertising is gaining traction, as an Internet phone service company announces plans to eavesdrop on conversations to tailor commercials, bustling aside any notion of personal privacy as archaic and inconvenient to the 21st century mass consumer. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/september2007/240907_minority_report.htm

Minority Report Style Invasive Advertising Gains Traction
A JONES ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 24 Sep 2007, 16:08 Minority Report Style Invasive Advertising Gains Traction The implementation of Minority Report style invasive advertising is gaining traction, as an Internet phone service company announces plans to eavesdrop on conversations to tailor commercials, bustling aside any notion of personal privacy as archaic and inconvenient to the 21st century mass consumer. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/september2007/240907_minority_report.htm

The Minor...
the BOY can be found at: http://fubar.com/atlas86 and for those who have asked ... yes, he has been blocked and it seems he has blocked me from his profile too. Check out his pics in gallery and see why I reported his pics.

Minor Random Thoughts And College Football Follies Redux
First, let’s get the haphazard observations and events out of the way here: * I’ve chosen not to decorate my bachelor pad for the holidays (save for some pet-themed stockings). Why? Because I’m simply not in the mood. Not that it would take me a time-consuming 10 minutes to erect a desktop tree as well as wreath and lights for one of two windows. And having mistletoe above my one door would be tricky because virtually no friends or family visit, and a stranger making a sudden appearance (delivery person, Jehovah’s Witness, salesperson) might make for an awkward situation if one wishes to stay true to the mistletoe tradition. * What merciful god would permit the Spice Girls to reunite and kick off a world tour? My sweet Jesus. I believe we all shall soon fall beneath a shadow of a plague of locusts. The end is near. Bring out your dead. * The season finale of “Torchwood” and the movie/appetizer “Battlestar Galactica: Razor” each was awesome in a taut, tense, thrilling way. “Th

Minor Gripes About Fubar
I dont come on here as much as I used to before because Fubar is turning into a pretty sad place to me. Your probably wondering how can Fubar be a sad place well let me tell you one thing or two. I used to have fun here on Fubar when I First came on board but its like looking at your tickets you just bought to a barbara streisand concert. It may look good in your hands but once your actually their well its simply not entertaining. It almost sucks. See my first impression of Fubar was like, "Damn this place is so much better than myspace and its more interactive and shit" but my reaction now is, "shit should I check whos sent me shit and check in with people whom I noramlly talk to or should I wait for a few more months"? Yeah I rate my fans and friends and family their new pics and stuff and when I come online and have spare time sure I'll rate and fan who evers online or if I see a pretty lady with big boobs doing her blast sure ill hit them up and rate pics and give tens on profiles

Minor's Being On Fubar!
Plain and simple. This place is called "Fu Bar"! Ok, now that is out of the way. This is the place you come to after you have grown up out of the myspace & facebook thing. This is a community that really was designed with less boundaries in mind so people could express themselves more freely then on those other social sites. If minors (thats 17 and younger) start coming on this site, lie about their age, and then try and meet up with someone who is older, posts information about themselves, or NSFW pics, a lot of problems can come from all that. Honestly, we don't need the myspace drama about terrorists and rapists and pedofiles here. So if you are 18 and older, then sure, come on and join in on the fun, but if you are not, please wait a while or just stay out. We don't want any BS drama here!!! So if you know that there are some underage people on here, then let them know they should go. If you have to, then report them. Remember, according to the law, if you are an adult and they

Minorities
Minorities We need to show more sympathy for these people. * They travel miles in the heat. * They risk their lives crossing a border. * They don't get paid enough wages. * They do jobs that others won't do or are afraid to do. * They live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language. * They rarely see their families, and they face adversity all day every day. I'm not talking about illegal Mexicans; I'm talking about our troops! Doesn't it seem strange that many Democrats and Republicans are willing to lavish all kinds of social benefits on illegal’s, but don't support our troops and are now threatening to defund them? Please pass this on; this is worth the short time it takes to read it.

Minor Surgery
Gonna be heading to the hospital in about a half hour for minor sugery. Its an out patient procedure so I'll be home today but I probably won't be back online. They told need about 3 days bed rest. My FRG leader is taking me and bringing me home and will be checking in on me to make sure I'm ok. She's also going to help the girls color Easter eggs Saterday. For those that don't know the military it would be hard to explain what an FRG leader is so I'm not going to LOL. I'll just say i'm in good hands and will be well taken care of between her and my daughters and I will be back on here soon. Hugs and Kisses Poki

A Minor Saturday Surgery
Just letting you all know I will be on and off today. Just got home from the hospital from having some minor surgery done and I'm in A LOT of pain and really not feeling well. I'm going to lay down for awhile and hopefully the drugs will do as they should. Hope you all are having a wonderful Saturday and I will catch up when I get up.

Minorities
Minorities Body: Minorities We need to show more sympathy for these people.* They travel miles in the heat.* They risk their lives crossing a border.* They don't get paid enough wages.* They do jobs that others won't do or are afraid to do.* They live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language.* They rarely see their families, and they face adversity all day ~ every day I'm not talking about illegal Mexicans ~I'm talking about our troops! Doesn't it seem strange that many Democrats and Republicans are willing to lavish all kindsof social benefits on illegals, but don't support our troops, and are even threatening to defund them?

The Minor Prophets
Haste The Day - The Minor Prophets lyrics Have you seen the sun? Have you seen the sun? Or has the darkness dragged you further from your door? Take each other’s hands. Look into the clouds. Such a beautiful song we sing. Finally finding our own way back home. Such a beautiful song we sing. Oh no, this is no time for excuses. We’ve singled you out and the leaders keep running away. The sound of trumpets will carry you home. The sound of trumpets will resound and we all sing. Take each other’s hands. Look into the clouds. Such a beautiful song we sing. Finally finding our own way back home. Such a beautiful song we sing. Re-break the bone to assure the healing. So that we might know you again. Re-break the bone. Re-break the bone. Re-break the bone. Sound the alarm like a vulture on the nation with silver. Oh no, have we sealed our own destruction? Walking away from the only thing that matters. Re-break the bone. Re-break the bone. Re-break the

A Minor Thank You Directed To Many
For those who are able to smile in their photos (...erm. It doesn't seem to come out looking like anything but a grimace for me, but that's not what this is about, this is _not_ about me- for me it's practice practice, and I will) - for those who are able to and more importantly who _do_ smile in their photos, thank you. It's contagious ;^) - good, well-expressed emotions carry to those who view them. (Or read them in a book. Or...)

Minority Specific Stimulus
There is one very specific agenda that could be declared a no holds barred SUCCESS, if the spirits are willing, the flesh is able, and President Obama and the descending chain of demand of politicians make it so - actions to promote an increase in the minority bone marrow donor list. I know that there is a very real issue with finding the best match of bone marrow for a child that comes from a minority background when particular illnesses strike. I know this because the realm of fifth column enemies, those that reside deep within the blood and bone of an innocent baby as cancer cells, is part of the reality of my family. One day we were celebrating the sight of my daughter taking her Walk of Achievement to collect her college degree earned with honors, She held her six month old baby boy, Harper, while her four year old daughter smiled next to her with her mother’s mortar board hat tilted precariously on her head. How precarious life - and all the expectations of one who works h

Minor Baseball Trivia -- A Rip
http://www.dearbornfordcenter.com/gym/softball_rules.htm baseball The 10-run mercy rule is invoked at the end of the half-inning when the home team is leading and at the end of the complete inning when the visiting team is leading (after a minimum of 4 1/2 or 5 innings). The 20-run travesty rule is invoked at the end of the half-inning when the home team is leading and at the end of the complete inning when the visiting team is leading (after a minimum of 2 1/2 or 3 innings). ************************** http://www.boomersoftball.com/Rules.htm slow pitch softball A. The top 25% of teams playing in State Tournaments are automatically moved up one class the following year.

Minorities
Minorities We need to show more sympathy for these people. * They travel miles in the heat. * They risk their lives crossing a border. * They don't get paid enough wages. * They do jobs that others won't do or are afraid to do. * They live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language. * They rarely see their families, and they face adversity all day ~ every day.. I'm not talking about illegal Mexicans ~ I'm talking about our troops! Doesn't it seem strange that many Democrats and Republicans are willing to lavish all kinds of social benefits on illegals, but don't support our troops, and are even threatening to defund them? Please pass this on; this is worth the short time it takes to read it.

Minor Roman Goddesses
1. Who is the goddess that protects children the first time they leave their parents' home?AbeonaThe Latin prefix "Ab" means "away from." Cuba is the goddess who protects infants. Pales is the patron goddess of shepherds. Lucina is the goddess of childbirth.2. Who is the early Goddess of cows and horses?BubonaShe was an early goddess who was later replaced by the Gallic Goddess Epona after the Romans invaded Britain. Equa is a Latin word meaning, "mare." Diana is the virgin huntress goddess of the moon.3. Who is the goddess that protects children when they return to their parents' home for the first time?AdeonaIt sounds an awful lot like Abeona. This time, "Ad" means "towards."4. Who is a Goddess of witchcraft and healing?AngitaDon't confuse her with Angitia, who is a snake goddess. Cura is the goddess who made people from clay. Alemonia feeds unborn children.5. Copia is the goddess of what?PlentyA cornucopia in a horn of plenty. Cornu means "horn" or "trumpet." Rusina is the goddess o

[minor Update]
Holy hell, that took forever to load. Stupid superfluous not fixing anything flash updates. Uuuh anyway Right Dog had fleas. We killed them. Then we bathed said dog. She was less than happy. I managed to wang my head in the process. MML2 could be wrapped up quite quickly. I'm now hitting $1,000,000 in that game in 20 minutes (which previously took > 1 hour) and I've probably only got ... ... 14 million to go. ... ... ... I dunno why I'm being such a completionist dipshit over this game. I guess because I really... really like this game, and I'm still in mourning over the cancellation of MML3? Maybe. Who knows? I miss sex. Thanks for stating the obvious. And I'm trying to get back on a workout schedule. Something to do I guess? The topic of counseling and medication came up. I hedged. I need it on my terms. No going over the "old material" and ... I dunno my "condition" is so cognitive and devoid of emotion that I'll need a convincing and ratio

[minor Update Revisited]
In lieu... loo... lieuaugh ... instead of spending the next 6 hours getting every upgrade on MML2, I wrote future self a note on where/how to farm money and what future me was missing. I was that bored with it. 27 hours. ... at least 20 of that was farming money for upgrades I did not need. On the hardest difficulty, 2/3 power 2/3 ammo 3/3 range of the "shining lazer" subweapon and a 4 full health items was enough to blow through the ZOMG IMPOSSIBLE BOSS!!! in about 320 seconds. Both stages of the boss after 6 minibosses along the way. I didn't even get through half of my ammo. Seriously- people write entire guides just for this boss. I can sum it up with 2 options get good or shining lazer You have to stand still to fire it (not a good idea in a boss fight in any genre) but it has the best sustained damage. Even fresh out of the box, without the 5 million I spent tweaking it, its a godkiller. So yeah... easy mode problem solver Zombie infestation

6 Mins Late
6 Minutes Late There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 6 minutes late. On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round. Following Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there, but he may be 6 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, golf's left handed, and wins the round. This continues for the next few weeks, with George always saying that he may be 6 minutes late, and then always winning the round golfing, either left or right handed. The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was. They said, ''George, every Saturday you say you may be six minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf with either right handed or left handed, and always win. What is up

The Minstrel Boy
Thomas Moore The Minstrel Boy to the war is gone In the ranks of death you will find him; His father's sword he hath girded on, And his wild harp slung behind him; "Land of Song!" said the warrior bard, "Tho' all the world betrays thee, One sword, at least, thy rights shall guard, One faithful harp shall praise thee!" The Minstrel fell! But the foeman's chain Could not bring that proud soul under; The harp he lov'd ne'er spoke again, For he tore its chords asunder; And said "No chains shall sully thee, Thou soul of love and brav'ry! Thy songs were made for the pure and free, They shall never sound in slavery!"

28 Mins To Go Please Help.... Vote Vote Vote Lol
Just click on the pics below, please rate them and comment bomb, thanks!!! TGIF and almost over lol ;) I give out gifts to all who votes and if you comment bomb, I will make a tag or photo cube for you, just email me and let me know which one you want :)

10 Min Servay
The longest survey you'll ever fill out! Do the world a favor: fill it out and post it for all your friends. Do this because the person who sent it to you didn't sit here for ages for nothing. Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff. Starting Time: 6:50 pm Name: gina hall Brothers: 3 Sisters: 0 Shoe size: 8 Height: 5'5" What are you wearing rite now? green military sweats and black tee Favorite Number: 27 Favorite Drink: non alcoholic? Pepsi Favorite Month: december Favorite Breakfast: french toast ***********Have You Ever***************** Loved someone so much it made you cry? Yes Broken a bone: no Been in a police car: Yep Been on a boat: Yes Came close to dying: i did die Been in a hot tub: Hell yeah.. Swam in the ocean: yes Fallen asleep in school: yes, Broken someone's heart: yes Cried when someone died:

11 Mins
1. Start Time - 1:39am Central 2. Name - Antionette AKA ~ PeprMynt ~ 3. Astrology sign - Sag 4. Gender -Female 5. Eye color - Blue 6. Favorite color - Red/Black 7. Glasses - Yes But wear my contacts 8. Tattoos - yes one on back if my neck 9. Hometown - Chicago, Ill 10. Single or Taken - Sorta with someone 11. Siblings name(s) - Christiene, Theresa, Richard, Heather, Justin, Randall *HAVE YOU EVER* 12. Cut your own hair? Yes 13. Do something in the past month that you regret? Nah 14. Skipped school? Back in the day yes 15. Bungee-jumped? Nah 16. Punched someone? Yes 17. Hit on someone?- Yes 18. Been arrested? - Yes 19. Broken into someones house? Does my house count? 20. Cryed yourself to sleep? Yes 21. Been to a funeral? Yes 22. Used a lighter? Every day 23. Been on stage? Yep *FAVORITE* 24. Season - Fall 25. Food - Pizza 26. I

30 Mins Giving Away 120,000 + Fubux
glitter-graphics.com TIME TO GO RACING! Race:Kobalt Tools 500 - Atlanta Motor Speedway Date:03/09/08 Time:1:30 p.m East Time 12:30pm Cent Steaks: 120,000 Fubux Plus New Race Entries Brocasted Live On Cam In Stinkeye Radios Lounge Click Here - http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51165 WE'RE RACING AWAY WITH A NASCAR POOL AT STINKEYE RADIO! YOU WANT TO GET IN ON THE DEAL HERE'S HOW: PRIVATE MESSAGE ME YOUR FAVORITE DRIVER AND 30,000 FUBUX YOU MUST EMAIL ME EACH WEEK WITH YOUR DRIVER AND 30,000 FUBUX BUX WILL BE SPLIT BETWEEN ALL WINNERS WHO CHOOSE THE WINNING DRIVER PLEASE ONLY SERIOUS PARTICIPANTS & NO DRAMA!!! ANY QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO PRIVATE MESSAGE ME *** DJ Bytch *** CT/ FU Wife Of DJ Jay *** Owner Of Stinkeyeradio.com *** (Fu - Owned by AirBags)@ fubar

5 Mins. Lol
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob , after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her g

30 Mins Or Less!!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080916/od_nm/delivery_dc;_ylt=AlCvYvyPipWBHWKqPf5RPawuQE4F Pizza man fined for delivering very fast fast food Tue Sep 16, 1:29 PM ET An Australian pizza delivery man gave fast food a new meaning when he was caught, and fined, for driving 53 km (33 miles) over the speed limit. The 20-year-old man, driving on a provisional driver's license, said he was speeding because he was 20 minutes late with his delivery in the tropical northern town of Townsville. Police clocked him driving at 131 kms (82 miles) in an 80 kph (50 mph) zone on Saturday, but waited for him to deliver his pizza before booking him. On his return journey to the pizza shop, he was caught speeding at 133 km in the same zone. Police sergeant Brendan White said on Tuesday the delivery man, who was not named, was fined A$1520 (US$1,226) and lost his license for 15 months. (Reporting by Pauline Askin, Editing by Michael Perry and Miral Fahmy)

15mins
Yes I know this seems kinda like 6th grade.. But for a min, just think about what you really want.. for 15 mins I want to change the rules. Instead of fifteen minutes of fame, It should be fifteen minutes of love. Everyone is entitled to fifteen minutes Of pure, uncensored, unbridled love. Fifteen minutes - fifteen minutes of blindness, Overwhelmed with bliss, For fifteen minutes - For fifteen minutes nothing else matters. Love matters. If everyone got it - Everyone would get it. Just fifteen minutes - Who needs fame anyway?

25 Mins
[ fubar.com photo: 112375724 ] anyone wanna get a bid in? Also...this one website I'm on sent a "flirt" to every man in MN....so now they are all over my page....I'm getting 150 hits every 3 mins....GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! And since when can guys be bitches? WTF is up with the spotlights lately? I NEED A VIP ASK WHAT U GET :) HE HE ♥§éxýEvilCãrêßê... i wish i could be ^^^^that big of a slut too....

600 Mins
I am trying to transfer my files from my older comp onto my new one using Windows Easy Transfer thingy .... It looks like it's working, but here is the but ..... it is still on the screen which says it's checking what can be transferred, please note it isn't stuck ... This screen says this could take a few minutes and right now it has taken approx. 600 mins. I would say that is a lot more than a few. Has anyone ever used this software before??? I was going to say something else ... but I forgot what it was, must have been a lie.

Minted Asparagus Frittata
This recipe can be prepared in 45 minutes or less. Sautéed mushrooms and warm crusty rolls are excellent with the frittata. Finish with ripe pears, chocolate biscotti and espresso. 4 large eggs 1/3 cup ricotta cheese 1 1/2 tablespoons chopped fresh mint 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper 3 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese 1 tablespoon olive oil 10 ounces slender asparagus spears, trimmed, cut into 3/4-inch pieces 3 green onions, chopped Preheat broiler. Whisk first 5 ingredients and 2 tablespoons Parmesan in medium bowl to blend. Heat oil in medium nonstick broilerproof skillet over medium heat. Add asparagus and toss to coat. Cover skillet; cook until asparagus is crisp-tender, about 4 minutes. Add onions; stir 30 seconds. Stir in egg mixture. Cover, reduce heat to low and cook until almost set on top, about 8 minutes. Sprinkle frittata with remaining 1 tablespoon Parmesan. Broil until top is set and starts to brown, about 2 minutes. Slide spatula a

Mint-chocolate Pudding Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr min Makes: 15 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) yellow cake mix 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Pistachio Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 4 eggs 1 cup water 1/4 cup oil 1/2 tsp. peppermint extract 8 drops green food coloring 1 pkg. (8 squares) BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, chopped 20 chocolate-covered thin mint candies PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Place cake mix, dry pudding mix, eggs, water, oil, extract and food coloring in large bowl of electric mixer. Beat on low speed just until blended. Beat on medium speed 4 minutes. Stir in chocolate. Pour into greased and floured 13x9-inch baking pan. BAKE 40 to 45 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean and cake begins to pull away from sides of pan. (Do not overbake.) REMOVE cake from oven. Place candies in single layer on top of cake. Return to oven. Bake an additional 3 minutes or until candies begin to melt. Immediately spread melted candies even

Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill
The Cadbury's Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co. have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex. The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and Wal-Mart's Pharmacies. They're going to be called.... "Pre-dick-a-mints!"

Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill
Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill" The Cadbury's Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co. Have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex. The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and Wal-Mart's Pharmacies. They're going to be called.... "Pre-dick-a-mints."

Mint-chocolate Truffles
Ingredients: 1/3 cup semi-sweet mint chocolate chips 4 ounces less fat cream cheese -- softened 1 bag (16 ounce size) powdered sugar -- sifted 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa 1/4 cup sifted powdered sugar 2 tablespoons semisweet mint chocolate chips Directions: Place 1/3 cup chips in a glass bowl. Microwave at HIGH 1 minute or until almost melted; stir until smooth. Cool. Add cheese to melted chips; beat at medium speed of a mixer until smooth. Add powdered sugar to cheese mixture; beat until well-blended. Press mixture into a 6-inch square on plastic wrap; cover with additional plastic wrap. Chill at least 1 hour. Remove top sheet of plastic wrap; cut mixture into 48 squares. Roll each square into a ball; place on wax paper. Roll half of balls in cocoa; roll remaining balls in 1/4 cup powdered sugar. Place 2 tablespoons chips in a heavy-duty zip-top plastic bag; microwave at HIGH 1 minute or until soft. Knead bag until smooth. Snip a tiny hole in corner of bag; drizzle cho

Mint Car
This song really explains my mood right now. lol i just remembered the album is called wild mood swings. words that come to mind are: Ecstatic, Wild, Bizzare, Friendly, Gushing, Floaty. The sun is up I'm so happy I could scream! And there's nowhere else in the world I'd rather be Than here with you It's perfect It's all I ever wanted I almost can't believe that it's for real I really don't think it gets any better than this Vanilla smile And a gorgeous strawberry kiss! Birds sing we swing Clouds drift by and everything is like a dream It's everything I wished Never guessed it got this good Wondered if it ever would Really didn't think it could Do it again? I know we should!!! The sun is up I'm so fizzy I could burst! You wet through and me headfirst Into this is perfect It's all I ever wanted Ow! It feels so big it almost hurts! Never guessed it got this good Wondered if it ever would Really didn't think it could Do it some more? I know we

2 Min That All You Need !!!
Pls take 2 min off your time to sign up to this great Forum made by Jin Kazama and its for my Good friend Evi her music is verry good , and so is this Forum , iff you all are real friends you will sign up Tnx Jena http://evigoffin.proboards51.com/index.cgi

Mint Julep
Early Times Mint Julep Recipe Ingredients: 2 oz. Early Times 1 tbsp. simple syrup (recipe below) Mint sprigs Crushed ice Crush a few mint leaves in the bottom of an 8-oz. glass, then fill with crushed ice. Add one tablespoon of simple syrup and one tablespoon of water. Add 2 ounces Early Times. Stir gently until glass frosts. Garnish with a fresh mint sprig, sip and enjoy

Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill
The Cadbury's Candy Co. And Merck Drug Co. Have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex. The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and Wal-Mart's Pharmacies. They're going to be called.. "Pre-dick-a-mints!"

Mint-flavored Breast Exam
You probably read the news story about the dentist who gave "chest massages" to twenty-some women during their dental exams, allegedly as treatment for TMJ. I went to the dentist this morning and all I got were clean teeth. No breast love at all. A bit saddened, I mentioned this to Amy, my secretary, when I got to work, and she asked if I at least got to go in the treasure chest. "THERE'S A TREASURE CHEST?!?" My dentist either a) sucks, or b) just doesn't like me. Or both. Regardless, Amy and I both think that dentists should give breast rubs. It would be a great opportunity for a breast exam. Since you're supposed to do that every month yourself (and who really does, anyway?), it could be hailed as a breakthrough for women's health. Not to mention a boon for otherwise suicidal dentists. So, what do you think? Should flossing and bite-wing x-rays come with a bit of boob love?

The Mint Julep
The Mint Julep has been the traditional beverage of Churchill Downs® and the Kentucky Derby® for nearly a century. Early Times Kentucky Whisky has been privileged and honored to be a part of that tradition. The Early Times Mint Julep Ready-to-Serve Cocktail has been "The Official Mint Julep of the Kentucky Derby®" for over 18 years. Each year, almost 120,000 Early Times Mint Juleps are served over the two-day period of the Kentucky Oaks® and Kentucky Derby®. A feat that requires over 10,000 bottles of Early Times Mint Julep Ready-to-Serve Cocktail, 1,000 pounds of freshly harvested mint and 60,000 pounds of ice. The Early Times Mint Julep Ready-to-Serve Cocktail is a staple at the track the rest of the year as well. In fact, the Grade II Early Times Mint Julep Stakes on June 17 at Churchill Downs® is sponsored by Early Times. You can also find the Early Times Mint Julep Ready-to-Serve Cocktail at your local retailer. The commemorative bottles have become collectors’ items for

Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill
Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill The Cadbury's Candy Co. and Merk Drug Co. have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth controll pill that women may take immediately before sex. The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and Wal-Mart's Pharmacies. They're going to be called ... Pre-Dick-A-Mints!

Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill:
Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill: The Cadbury's Candy Co. And Merck Drug Co. Have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex. The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains. They're going to be called.... 'Pre-dick-a-mints!

Minutes Of Gold
Two or three minutes - two or three hours , what do they mean in this life of ours ? Not very much if counted as time but minutes of gold and hours of sublime If only we'll use them once in awhile to make someone Happy - make someone smile . A minute may dry a little lad's tears A Hour swept aside many troubled years . Minutes of my time may bring to an end Hopelessness somewhere , and bring me a friend .

50 Minutes
if this is the universes way of telling me I need to get paid more I agree. you all know I work at 7-11 just as I was supposed to leave we had a beer run so I had to stay for 50 minutes worth of paperwork, I don't mind working, well most of the time, but my boss is going to be pissed, not only did they get away with $100 worth of flavored beer, yes flavored they weren't even man enough to get real beer, but know she has to pay me an hours worth of overtime.

30-minute Beef Paprikash
Ingredients: 1-pound boneless beef top sirloin steak, cut 1 inch thick 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 2 medium onions, sliced 1 package (16 ounces) sauerkraut, rinsed, drained 1 tablespoon paprika 1/4 cup water 1 can (14 to 14 1/2 ounces) ready-to-serve beef broth 1/2 cup water 1/4 cup tomato paste (half of 6-ounce can) 1/2 teaspoon caraway seed 1/8 to 1/4 teaspoon ground red pepper 3 1/2 cups uncooked medium noodles Chopped fresh parsley 1/4 cup dairy sour half-and-half Instructions: 1. Trim fat from beef steak. Cut beef into 1-inch pieces and then cut each in half. In large skillet or Dutch oven, heat oil over medium-high heat until hot. Add beef (half at a time) and stir-fry 1 1/2 to 2 minutes or until outside surface is no longer pink. Remove from skillet with slotted spoon; set aside. 2. In same skillet, add onions, sauerkraut, paprika and 1/4 cup water. Cook and stir until onions are tender, about 3 minutes. Stir in broth, 1/2 cup water, tomato paste, caraway

30 Minutes??
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) AA pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The

15 Minutes....
you've got 15 minutes to do what you're gonna do in the process of satisfying yourself, you've got to satisfy me too let's let the juices spew let's get close & tight like glue let's try to merge into the same hue like the gravy in a healthy stew here's your 15 minutes to fame which you just need reach out to me to claim without shame once wild champion/thouroughbred made tame caressed lips firm grips and in it slips as that something drips & it's been 14 minutes & time's now winding down you best get done or you're going to be wearing a frown like a sad faced clown so it's time to do it like it need be done three tweo one happy new year pops mt champagne giving in to sex on the brain single handed minus a mob you successfully completed you job I'm really into you and feeling your flow (timer goes off) Bing your 15 minutes are up & you've gotta go

10 Minute Window? Expired
No such luck. Our ten minute window was taken up by a phone call. The kids are awake and our morning started without any kind of promise our night would make up for the morning. I guess I should explain something about my wife. Because of painful and traumatic abuse in her life, I can't just “take” her. There are so many things that trigger memories of the abuse, that she needs to be in the drivers seat when it comes to the bedroom. It used to make me upset, a little angry, but now it just makes me sad. So, we don't really talk about it much. That's not quite true. We do talk about it, but we don't do anything about it. Too many things get in the way. On a side note, I had a really great O all by myself. My mind wandered from the normal fantasy to something really intimate. No weird empty feeling this time. I feel like I had sex. It is not normally like that.

A Minute Of Ur Time.
CAN ANYONE HELP ME W SOME 10's FOR THE BEST MALE SMILE CONTEST? I NEED SOME HELP. IT ONLY TAKES A MINUTE. JUST CLICK ON LINK AND RATE A 10 FOR ME PLZ. THANK U/ LUV WILL BE SHOWN BACK. JUST CLICK HERE TO RATE THANKS AGAIN

The " --- Minute Survey"
The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you. 1. Start Time- 2. Name- 3. Astrology sign- 4. Gender- 5. Eye color- 6. Favorite color- 7. Glasses- 8. Tattoos- 9. Hometown- 10. Single or taken- 11. Sibling's name - *HAVE YOU EVER* 12. Cut your own hair? 13. Did you do something in the past month that you regret? 14. Skipped school? 15. Bungee-jumped? 16. Punched someone? 17. Cheated on a test? 18. Been arrested? 19. Broken into someone's house? 20. Been rejected? 21. Been to a funeral? 22. Used a lighter? 23. Been on stage? *FAVORITE* 24. Season- 25. Food- 26. Ice cream flavor- 27. Candy- 28. Breakfast- 29. Person- 30. Book- 31. Song- 32. River- WTF? 33. Place- 34. Sport to watch on TV- 35. Disney movie- 36. Disney princess- 37. Name for a son- 38. Name for a daughter- *DO YOU PREFER* 39. Chocolate or vanilla? 40. Coffee or Cappucino? 41. Long relationship

5-minute Southwest Layered Salad
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 5 min Makes: 4 servings, 1-1/2 cups each 6 cups torn romaine lettuce 1 can (15 oz.) black beans, rinsed, drained 1 cup frozen corn, thawed 3/4 cup TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Salsa 1/2 cup KRAFT Mexican Style Shredded Cheddar Jack Cheese 1/4 cup KRAFT Ranch Dressing 1 cup tortilla chips, broken ARRANGE lettuce in bottom of glass serving bowl or on serving plate. LAYER beans, corn, salsa and cheese evenly over top. DRIZZLE with dressing; sprinkle with chips. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Substitute Substitute 1/2 cup KRAFT Natural Sharp Cheddar Cheese Crumbles for the shredded cheese. Substitute You can substitute any type of canned beans for the black beans. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 300 Total fat 13g Saturated fat 4g Cholesterol 15mg Sodium 600mg Carbohydrate 37g Dietary fiber 9g Sugars 5g Protein 12g Vitamin A 60%DV Vita

15 Minutes!
15 Minutes until the new site is ROLLED OUT! Its TOTAL awesomeness! I have recieved several thumbs up on the new design and I am excited to see everyone elses opinion! Let me know what you think. The site goes up with the NEW LAYOUT and conceptual design at 10pm EST! FIFTEEN MINUTES! Sign up! CHERRYSPACEGIRLS.COM

The 3-minute Management Course
The 3-minute management course. Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in a

11 Minutes
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes, officer?" The cop says: "What are you doing?" The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater." Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane....and nothing obscene is happening! The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man says :"I'm 22, sir." The cop asks: "

Minutes
Minutes Seem Like Hours Hours Seem Like Days Nights Are An Eternity Without You By My Side I Long To See Your Gentle Smile And To Look Deep Into Your Eyes Without You Here Beside Me I Am Nothing But A Lost Soul Searching For Its Mate

10 Minute Saturday Window
Here is how Saterday plays out. Around 8 a.m. The kids are up and watching t.v. At some point they bug us about food. I use the "go watch t.v., I will be there in a minute" delaying tatic. (On a side note, not wonder my kids have no clue what "Hurry up! We are leaving the house in one minite!" means.) Normally, it is I who initiates sex. We will talk and pet eachother a bit, but my wife never, and I mean never, makes the first intimate gesture. And since I hate forcing the issue, becuase of her past, it is like walking on egg shells. 2 out of 3 Saturday mornings piss me off. Often, my whole weekend is ruined because I feel like my wife simply rejects me. Welcome to my world. But my world is slowly changing... See my sexy private stuff to figure out how and why...

3 Minute Management Course
Lesson One: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not" So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson Two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was p

3 Minute Management Course
3 minute management course Lesson One! An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not" So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson Two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull." They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day he reached the second branch and, finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by

The Minute Survey
The "Minute Survey" The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you. 1. Start Time - 6:07 p.m. 2. Name - Cindy 3. Astrology sign - aries 4. Gender - female 5. Eye color - hazel 6. Favorite color - purple 7. Glasses - yes 8. Tattoos - yes, 2 9. Hometown - huntington, in 10. Single or taken - taken 11. Sibling's name(s) - Angi, Christy, & nathan *HAVE YOU EVER* 12. Cut your own hair?: yes 13. Did you do something in the past month that you regret?: no 14. Skipped school?: yes 15. Bungee-jumped?: no 16. Punched someone?: no 17. Cheated on a test?. yes 18. Been arrested?: yes 19. Broken into someone's house?: no 20. where's this question?: huh???? 21. Been to a funeral?: yes =( 22. Used a lighter?: yes 23. Been on stage?: yes. *FAVORITE* 24. Season - summer 25. Food - seafood 26. Ice cream flavor - peppermint 27. Candy - snickers 28. Breakfast - who has time? 29. Person - myself 30. Book - true crime 31. Song

3 Minute Management Course Lmao
The 3-minute Management Course Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. ==========================================

20 Minutes Is All He Needs
Click Here For Some of the Hottest Brazilian Ass Ever!!! A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking." He saw a couple in a car with the interior light on. He got closer to the car and saw a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine, and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this situation, the cop walked to the car and knocked on the window. The young man lowered his window... "Yes, officer?" "What are you doing?" "Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine." Pointing toward the young woman, the cop asked, "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugged. "I believe she's knitting a pullover." The cop was totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at night...And nothing obscene is happening! "What's your age, young man?" "I'm 22, sir." "And her, what's her age?" The young man looks at his watch and said, "She'll be 18 in 20 minutes."

3 Minute Managment Course.
Lesson One: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small Rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do Nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very Highup. Lesson Two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" Replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spot

8 Minute Dating
If you have ever thought about doing this event in your community, here is a testimony that it works!! :D (from my friend Lisa)... You know that I host 8minuteDating events. Well, look at this success story! Want to be the next one? We have our biggest events of the year in a few weeks! "Lisa, I was talking to Chris and he suggested I tell you how your service does in fact work. After meeting Mindie S. last September at your "football fans" event at the Legends bar we have been together every day since. We are also getting married in Italy on May 8th. Feel free to use us a a success story as my life would not be this complete without those 8 minutes (that is why we are getting married on the 8th, couldn't wait for 8-8-08). Thanks again, Rex A." Have you ever dared to attend such an event???? I would love to hear your pros & cons about it.

11 Minutes
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently taps on the driver's window with his flashlight. The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes, officer?" The cop says: "What are you doing?" The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater." Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane.... and nothing wild is happening! The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man

9 Minutes & 30 Seconds Of Fame!
Okay, so here is my first attempt at a video blog. I've been asked to do one of these by so many people, so it seems that people are more interested in WATCHING me rather than reading what I have to say! You have been warned! Let me know which you like better? Click if you're having trouble viewing I'm not sure how often I'll do these video blogs, as you may or may not know, even though I only talked for 10 minutes, it takes a lot longer than that for Aiden to capture the video, compress it, upload it, convert it and post it. But then again... that's what I pay him for!

...5 Minutes Of Majesty...
the current Jeopardy champion is a psychiatrist...i can only imagine how cool it is for his patients to see him on teevee. damn, i really wanna be on Jeopardy! i would kick some serious nerd ass, methinks. it's snowing and snowing and snowing, blizzard-like! feh. it was nice today though, it was cloudy and dark most of the day. perfectly fit how i'm feeling, actually. saw my p-doc tuesday, we dropped 2 meds and went up on another. now i just feel more "blah" and am more scattered than ever (one of the meds dropped was Strattera). current med line-up Depakote 1000mg Trazodone 300mg Cytomel 25mcg Cymbalta 120mg Lyrica 370mg Yasmin ...i think that's everything. we dropped Remeron and Strattera which weren't really doing much. i hope my package comes tomorrow. i'm getting a new suit (it's pretty jade green!), a new cap (it's pink silicone with SKULLS ALL OVER IT! SKULLS! ON MY HEAD!), a new pair of goggles (specially designed for women's faces, they're called "Vanqui

The 9 Minute Survey ( See When You Finish)
The " _9_ - Minute Survey " The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you. (just copy and paste in your own blog and get rid of my answers and put your own :) ) 1. Start Time – 4:02 2. Name – rachel 4. Astrology sign - taurus 5. Gender – female 6. Hair color – brown 8. Eye color – brown 10. Favorite color(s) – purple, maroon, black, and blue 11. Glasses - no 12. Tattoos – no but thinking of getting one 14. Hometown - burnaby 15. Single or taken - single 16. Sibling's name - aaron *HAVE YOU EVER* 17. Cut your own hair? - yes 18. Did you do something in the past month that you regret? - kinda 20. Skipped school? -yes 22. Bungee-jumped? - hells no 24. Punched someone? - val :) lol 25. Cheated on a test? - yep 26. Been arrested? - noo 27. Broken into someone's house? -no 30. Been rejected? - yes 31. Been to a funeral? - yes grandpas and brothers 32. Used a lighter? - yep 33. Been on stage? - yep *FAVORITE*

5 Minute Management Course
Five Minute Management Lessons Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. S

30 Minute Survey!
The longest survey you'll ever fill out! Do the world a favor: fill it out and post it for all your friends.... Do this because the person who sent it to you didn't sit here for ages for nothing. Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff. Starting Time: 3am Name: Tom aka scorpionfish Sisters: 1 Brothers: 1 Eye Color: blue Shoe size: 11 Height: 6' What are you wearing right now? boxers w/little scorpions on them Favorite Drink: vodka tonic Favorite Month: November Favorite Breakfast: Eggs OM, sausage, hashbrowns (well done), english muffin, and lots of black coffee ***********Have You Ever***************** Bungee jumped: Nah Made yourself throw-up? I just got back!! Gone skinny dipping? Yup Loved someone so much it made you cry? oh yeah... Broken a bone: No Been in a police car: yes, but to go to a line up and identify my attacker Been on a plane:yup Came close to dying: nope Been in a sauna: sure Been in a hot t

10 Minute Ban?
Has anyone else been hit with this yet? I wait almost 15 seconds between rating photos, blogs, etc. and I get the message that I'm flooding the server and that I'm banned for 10 minutes. What gives? I know that it was supposed to hit for under 3 seconds, but (let's do the math on this one...) 15 seconds is 5 times longer. How in the world can I be flooding the server by rating every 15 seconds, that's 4 rates a minute, as opposed to the 20 rates a minute that 3 seconds gives you. Oh well...

10 Minutes
-JUST GIVE ME 10 MINUTES.... -I JUST NEED 10 MINUTES ALONE -NOT TO DEAL WITH A THING -AND NOT ANSWER MY PHONE -JUST TO IG. MY 2 WAY -IG. THE SHIT IN THE STREETS -JUST LET ME SMOKE THIS ONE CIG. IN PEACE -PLEASE -SOME DAYS I DON'T WANNA BE BOTHERED -SOME DAYS I JUST MISS MY BROTHER -HE'S LOOKIN' AT 26 MONTHS FED TIME -AND IF BY A MIRACLE HE MAKE IT HALF WAY OUT -IT WONT BE PAROL YALL IT BE THE HALF WAY HOUSE -CUZ HES AN ADDICT -AND ADDICTS CAN'T DO HALF OF NOTHING -SOME DAYS I DON'T WANNA BE SEEN -SOME DAYS I DON'T SHOWER -I DON'T WANNA BE CLEAN -BUT LOOK SOME TIME THE TRUTH CAN HURT YOU -SO I BLOW MY CIG. SMOKE RIGHT AT THE TRUTH COMMERCIALS -SOME DAYS I DON'T WANNA BE BOTHERED -SOME DAYS I JUST MISS MY FATHER -SO GIVE ME 10 MINUTES.... -I JUST NEED 10 MINUTES ALONE -NOT TO DEAL WITH A THING -AND NOT ANSWER MY PHONE -JUST TO IG. MY 2 WAY -IG. THE SHIT IN THE STREETS -JUST LET ME SMOKE THIS ONE CIG. IN PEACE -PLEASE -AND TO ALL YOU DUDES PRAYING THAT I L

23 Minutes In Hell
Hi guys it's me again back with another message from God! The problem I am having today is trying to comprehend why some do not believe in a Heaven or a Hell. If they believe not in God and His truth, then they believe in nothing. I have watched "23 minutes in Hell", which is about a Pastor that God supernaturally sent to Hell so that he might be able to preach and teach upon it. Do I believe God sent him there? You bet, God is very miraculous, you should see what He does sometimes. If you don't believe that there is a Heaven or a Hell can I ask you a question? Are you serious? If there isn't a Heaven or a Hell, then why do good and bad things happen? Why are Christians the most persecuted in all the world? If there is neither a Heaven nor a Hell are we just created from monkeys? Even Darwin himself stated before he died that his theory was one of his worst mistakes, because he believed in God and the power thereof. It is simply our choice to choose between Heaven a

Minutes Seconds
The Smashbox Cosmetics Modeling Contest is still going on, any support you would like to give would be greatly appreciated. THANKS FOLKS! You can vote daily. For those of you with HTML code disabled: http://216.117.193.21/modeling/profile.asp?SmashBox_ProfileID=1250606

3 Minute Management Course
Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure Lesson 2 A priest offered a Nun a lift She got in and crosse

8 Minute Survey
Starting Time: 7:03 PM Name:Richard Sisters: 1 Brothers: none Eye Color: green Height: 5'3" What are you wearing right now? jeans and shirt I wore to work Where do you live: NE Ohio Favorite Number: 7, don't ask me why... Favorite Drink: diet Pepsi "jazz black cherry & vailla" Favorite Month: September Favorite Breakfast: steak & eggs & grits & toast ***********Have You Ever***************** Loved someone so much it made you cry: yes Broken a bone: no Been in a police car: no Been on a plane? yes Came close to dying: no (only in dreams) Been in a hot tub: yes Swam in the ocean: yes Fallen asleep in school: yes! Broken someone's heart: Maybe Fell off your chair: yes, how embarrasing... Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: no Saved e-mails: Yes Been cheated on: yes ***********What is-**************** Your room like: crowded What is right beside you: cat asleep What is the last th

11 Minutes
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?" The cop says: "What are you doing?" The young man says: "Well Officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater." Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane...and nothing obscene is happening! The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man says "I

11 Minutes
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?" The cop asks: "What are you doing?" The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, What is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater." Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night, in a lover's lane.... and nothing obscene is happening! The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man says: "I'm 22, sir." The cop asks

5-minute Skillet Potatoes
Serves: 4 Hands-OnTime: 5 Minutes Total Time: 5 Minutes What you need: 3 teaspoons Archer Farms™ Mediterranean cooking oil 1/2 teaspoon Archer Farms(tm) organic rosemary, crushed 1/4 tablespoon Archer Farms™ organic sage 2 tablespoons chopped roasted red bell peppers 1 (16 ounce) package Resers® Potato Express(tm) diced redskin potatoes 1/4 teaspoon Market Pantry™ salt 2 tablespoons Market Pantry™ shredded mozzarella cheese What you do: 1 In medium skillet, heat oil over medium heat. Add rosemary, sage and roasted peppers; cook and stir 30 seconds. 2 Add potatoes; toss to coat. Spread potatoes evenly in pan, sprinkle with half of salt. Cook potatoes 2 minutes. Turn potatoes over, sprinkle with remaining salt; cook an additional 2 minutes. Sprinkle with cheese.

20 Minute Hamburger Skillet Stew
1/4 lb. Lean ground beef 1 large Onion, sliced wafer-thin 4 Carrots, sliced wafer-thin 2 Potatoes, halved, sliced wafer-thin 3 Ribs celery, sliced wafer-thin 1 cup Boiling water 2 tsp. Beef extract OR bouillon 2 Bay leaves 1/4 tsp. Dried thyme Salt OR garlic salt Pepper 1/4 cup Dry red wine OR tomato juice 2 Tbsp. All purpose flour Use melon baller and shape meat into tiny meatballs. Brown in skillet. Discard any fat. Stir onion into skillet and cook 1 min. Add boiling water OR broth and extract or bouillon. Add remaining veggies and seasonings. Cover and cook over low heat, 15 mins. until veggies are tender. Combine wine or water and flour in covered jar. Shake and stir into skillet. Cook and stir until sauce is thick, about 4 minutes.

15 Minutes Left
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525,600 Minutes
what do you do when you cann't make up your mind and the road ahead looks like the one you left behind when ghosts of the past look like friends that will last and the endings are all comming way to fast where do you go when consummed by what you don't know and second guessing keeps you from learning your lesson

7 Minutes Til 10
Seven Minutes til 10 So-- the unending circle stopped its path while pausing for a deep breath... One that would never come without giving away the ending-- Somehow spiraling to the next, Energy never dissipates fully, merely becomes transformed With the new shape creating epiphanies For the next metamorphosous Or is all o fit idealistic crap...? Designed to make the weak feel better While the play-doh reaches the light? All I really know is there is a constant Now missing from the equation of me. (written sometime after her death while i cried in a window sill) For those of you who don't know, my Maw Maw died. And for those of you who don't speak Southern (as Booz puts it), that would be my Grandmother. The last one I have left. I was blessed with 4 and that is a long story, in and of itself! She is the one who taught me how to cook, how to live, and to be. I live in my kitchen, i live to feed the people I care about. I really need my own

88 Minutes
http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com This is really good! A must see for any Pacino fan.He is a Seattle college professor that gets wrapped up in a series of murders,then ultimately ,gets a phone call that he has 88 minutes to live,therefore he must solve his own crime before he dies.Great story,fast paced,some good twists very worth watching! =)

10 Minute Poem (literally)
The 10 minute Poem I thought I was so wise and jaded once That the eternity of pain that I had survived Had given me a defense that no one could Look through and find my sheltered eyes For I thought no one man could slip through My defenses of shifting shadows and mists Of dreams half woken, of a life entranced And I liked it that way for I was secure My inner fragility hidden safe from all And so I would have remained except for the light Of your soul as it banished the shadows and woke Sleepers from their dreams of mundane waking And likewise woke the embers of my long lost Fantasies to flames, burning the fears away Flaming the misty shields of my cynical citadel To the ashes of a place I no longer belong to Setting me free from my unknown prison Of what I had believed to be truth Now in my rebirth I await as verdant life springs From around me and from within the wreckage Of that which I can no longer need or desire As the warmth of your love has dried m

5 Minute Management Course
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel, " After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her g

5 Minute Management Course
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A guy offered a lady a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are act

30 Minutes Til Contest
Just a reminder that I am in a two hour most comments wins contest. I can win either a 7-day blast or 1-month VIP. Here is a direct link to my picture. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&i=323623257 The link will not let you view the picture until tonight. Right now the album is marked private. The contest runs from 9pm to 11pm Central time. All help is appreciated. Love, Tiggerbear2007

10 Minutes
-JUST GIVE ME 10 MINUTES -I JUST NEED 10 MINUTES ALONE -TO NOT DEAL WITH A THING -AND NOT ANSWER MY PHONE -JUST TO IG. MY TWO WAY -IG. THIS SHIT IN THE STREETS -JUST LET ME SMOKE THIS ONE CIG. IN PEACE -GIVE ME 10 MINUTES -WITHOUT YALL COMMING AT ME WITH THAT BULL -SOMETIMES IT'S ALL IT TAKES TO RUIN MY LAST PULL -JUST LET ME SMOKE THIS ONE CIG IN PEACE PLEASE -SOMEDAYS I DON'T WANNA BE BOTHERED -SOME DAYS I JUST MISS MY FATHER -SOMEDAYS I WANNA RELAPS ON REDLINE -CUZ HE'LL BE GONE FOR 26 MONTHS FED TIME -I TRY TO MAINTAIN THROUGH ALL THIS -SOMEDAYS I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN -SOMEDAYS I DON'T SHOWER I DON'T WAN TO BE CLEAN -BUT LOOK SOMETIMES THE TRUTH CAN HURT YOU -SO I BLOW MY CIG SMOKE RIGHT AT THE TRUTH COMMERICALS -SOME DAYS I DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED -SOME DAYS I JUST MISS MY FATHER -HE'S STUCK IN THE SYSTEM -TREATED LIKE A DUDE THATS HEARTLESS -AND EVEN IF BY A MIRICAL HE MAKES IT HALFWAY OUT -IT WONT BE A PAROLE YALL IT'LL BE THE HALFWAY HOUSE -CUZ

6 Minutes
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This has been sent To you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization.. It has been sent around the world ten times so Far. Do not keep this message. This must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX.. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have

6 Minutes...
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This has been sent To you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization.. It has been sent around the world ten times so Far. Do not keep this message. This must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX.. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

The 5-minute Management Course
Subject: 5-Minute Management Course Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel, " After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest

5 Minute Management Lesson
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel," After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Less

5-minute Management Course
5-Minute Management Course Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob, the next-door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great!' the husband says. 'Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in a

5 Minute Management Course
5 minute management course Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." - Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

15 Minute Chicken And Rice Recipe
Ingredients * 1 T. Oil * 1/4 tsp each paprika & Pepper * 4 boneless skinless chicken breast halves(app.1 lb.) Uncooked * 1 1/2 C. Minute Original Rice * 1 1/2 C. Water * 2 C. Fresh or thawed broccoli flowerets * 1 can(10 3/4 oz.) Campbells Condensed Cream of Chicken soup Directions 1. Heat oil in large nonstick skillet on medium-high heat. 2. Add chicken,cover. 3. Cook 4min. 4. On each side or until cooked through. 5. Remove chicken from skillet. 6. Add water, soup,and seasonings,stir. 7. Bring to a boil. 8. Stir in rice and broccoli. 9. Top with chicken,cover. 10. Cook on low heat 5 min. 11. Serves 4.For creamier rice, increase water to 1 2/3 cups. Note: Thicker, larger chicken breast halves may require additional cooking time.

Minute By Hour
A month has since past how long will this last? Endless tears shed, mind devoured It gets no easier minute by hour. I've lost my way, forced to keep the beat not missing a step, no slip of the feet. Some have come, but even more have gone seems to be my night has no dawn. No silver linings, no faith, nor hope I just keep sliding on this down hill slope. As you travel forward don't look back for me just move on, let go, set yourselves free. all I want in this world has left me exiled you did not lose me I lost myself when death took my child. farewell my friends, my life and my pride Sincerely, -the girl who's soul has died. KLM 2007

10 Minute Peanut Brittle
1 CUP SUGAR 1/2 CUP LIGHT CORN SYRUP 1/8 TSP SALT 1 1/2 CUP ROASTED P-NUTS 1 TABLESPOON MARGARINE 1 TEASPOON VANILLA 1 TEASPOON BAKING SODA IN A 2 QT MICROWAVE CASSEROLE DISH COMBINE SUGAR CORN SYRUP AND SALT MICROWAVE HIGH 5 MINUTES STIR IN P-NUTS MICRO 3-5 MINUTES STIRRING AFTER 3 MINUTES UNTIL SYRUP AND P-NUTS LIGHTLY BROWNED..STIR IN MARGARINE VANILLA AND SODA UNTIL LIGHT AND FOAMY SPREAD TO 1/4 INCH THICKNESS ON A WELL BUTTERED COOKIE SHEET..WHEN COOL BREAK INTO PIECES

5 Minutes
to fuck up a life takes no longer than five minutes to fuck up a soul takes no longer than five minutes to express a fear to a friend takes less than five minutes and now i'm drowning in the wave of reprucussions, trying to get some air, to know why what is what to think about things gone by and see forgiveness hoping just this once the gods are on your side and within the game of chance that is your heart they don't roll a snakes eyes, to try and prove you are truly sorry for a mistake that was made with out intnent or malice to try and convinve that you really wanna be a good guy and never hurt a soul, truly madly deeply not the soul of the one who awoke yours, you want to protect and cover there body and mind from all the darkness and would never try and cover them in the darkness of your mistakes, your short comings to fuck up a life takes no longer than five minutes to fuck up a soul takes no longer than five minutes to express a fear to a friend takes less

5-minute Chicken Blt Salad
1. 8 cups torn romaine lettuce 2. 3 cups sliced cooked chicken breast 3. 2 cups cherry tomatoes, halved 4. 1/2 cup sliced red onions 5. 1 cup KRAFT Natural Sharp Cheddar Cheese Crumbles, divided 6. 1/4 cup KRAFT Ranch Dressing with Bacon 7. 2 slices OSCAR MAYER Ready to Serve Bacon, crumbled 2. Cooking Directions 1. Toss lettuce, chicken, tomatoes, onions and 1/2 cup of the cheese in large bowl. 2. Add dressing; mix lightly. 3. Top with remaining 1/2 cup cheese and the bacon. Yield: 4 servings

5 Minute Orgasm
So, what's the point of this blog? Well, most guys can wank in about a minute. Most of us ladies need a little more time than that. Like Jeff Foxworthy once said, women are like diesel engines. It takes us time to get going, but once we're running we can go a LONG time. This technique will get you off fast, so you know you're not left waiting several hours until your not-in-the-mood man's asleep before you can get some relief. Here's the scenario: Your man just called. He had a shitty day at work, and he's all pissed off. He is so grumpy that all he does is grump at you, and you try to placate him with soothing words and promises of a peaceful homecoming as you gently end the call. Meanwhile, before he'd called, you'd been thinking about what sexy lingerie you should have on for him when he gets home. You have on his favorite heels and everything, and you've even cooked his favorite meal. Your pussy is moist and your nipples are tingling. You imagine his lips brushing the side o

30 Minutes
Mama, papa forgive me Out of sight, out of mind Out of time to decide Do we run? should I hide For the rest of my life Can we fly? do we stay? We could lose we could fail And the more minutes take To make planer, or mistakes 30 minutes, the blink of the night 30 minutes to alter our lifes 30 minutes to make up my mind 30 minutes to finally decide 30 minutes to whisper your name 30 minutes to shelter the blame 30 minutes of bliss, 30 lies 30 minutes to finally decide Carousels in the sky That we shape with our eyes Under shade silhouettes casting Shapes crying rain Can we fly do I stay We could lose, we could fail Either way, options change Chances fail, trains derail. 30 minutes, the blink of the night 30 minutes to all of our lifes 30 minutes to make up my mind 30 minutes to finally decide 30 minutes to whisper your name 30 minutes to show her the blame 30 minutes of bliss, 30 lies 30 minutes to finally decide To decide, to decide to dec

A Minute Without You
A minute without you, Is 60 seconds to long, Without you I feel sad and blue, Without you I'm not strong. I do what I can to make it by, But the minutes seem like hours, And it seems no matter how hard I try, My heart, the sadness over powers. Because I can't make it one day alone, Without you next to me, It's just not the same on the phone, And I hope that you'd agree. When we're apart I'm not the same, Something inside of me is missing, And I know this may sound lame, But it all comes back when we start kissing. I put my arms around you, Smile and say hello, I just don't know what I'll do, When it's time for you to go. I'll cherish our time together today, Until our hours are through, Because theres no price I wouldn't pay, To not have to spend - A minute without you.

2 Minute Management Course
Lesson One: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him; 'Can I also sit on my ass like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered; 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle, and rested. Suddenly, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To sit on your ass and do nothing, you must be sitting very high up. Lesson Two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my manure droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of manure, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

1 Minute Of Your Life..
The most beautiful rainbow As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. Myspace Comments Take a minute..share this blog with your friends..

A Minute Of My Dirty Thoughts...
It's amazing how much I don't have to say and or complain about when I actually have something to do! How funny it is that I had all the time in the world to pontificate upon my misfortunes within my day to day existance, when I actually had nothing taking up my valuable time, therefore, leaving me open to just vent away my troubles to any and all willing keyboards... Yet here I am... There must be a minute or two to spare in my hectic life for me to be here, once again, airing out that dirty laundry. Lets just say, I like to do my linens the old fashioned way. Sure, I have a Whirlpool frontloader with all the perks but there's just nothing like the clean smell of pent up frustration pouring out unto the virginistic white space of a blog post...well, okay, thaaat is a bit dramatic, if I do say so myself! Wana know how school is? I got a 95% on my test today if that is an indication of my knowledge retention ratio! Oh, and did I mention a quarter of my classmates have

A Minute....
Hello everyone! I finally have a minute to sit down and update this thing. I remember when I used to be able to sit down at least once a week! LOL! So, Kade started school last week.....6th grade! Whew! That is hard to believe. It seems like only yesterday, I was taking him to his first day of Kindergarten. He is loving his new teachers and is still attending the magnet school. This year, in preparation for Jr. High, he is switching classes all day...and he LOVES it. Other than that, things with his medications have become much more stabilized. He is very happy, healthy and adjusting back to life as he knew it! I am proud of him every day for the things he has endured in his short life! He is going to be a strong man one day! I am still working myself to death most of the time. Just trying to stay one step ahead. One day things might slow down, but for now, it is keeping my mind occupied and off of other things! I'm still looking for that one man ready to settle down! LOL! W

14 Minutes
He hadn't seen it from the beginning. He had only caught a glimpse of the person in front of him, and then noticed a second later that she wasn't there. He didn't give it much thought. Or any thought at that. He was too busy with other thoughts. Thoughts of how this new job might just work out. Thoughts of how the old job would not be missed. Thoughts that he would soon never have the chance to have again. As he passed a parked van, he heard a noise. A noise in this neighborhood was not uncommon. It was Brooklyn. Noises of all kinds happened at all times and few would pick up their eyes to find its source, as it was just something you got used to. Something he was used to. Friends often joked that he was so oblivious to the world around him, that if a fire ever broke out, he wouldn't know until he was burning. And even then, he'd just roll over and go back to sleep. But this noise could not be ignored. This noise stuck out. It was not the noise of a tire popping in the distance

5 Minute Chocolate Mug Cake
5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE 4 tablespoons flour 4 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons cocoa 1 egg 3 tablespoons milk 3 tablespoons oil 3 tables poons chocolate chips (optional) a small splash of vanilla extract 1 large coffee mug Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again. Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed! Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired. EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous). And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world? Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!

15 Minutes Of My Life
The shortest "date" in my life that I ever been on...Chad Lawson from myspace in my top well I met him at 5pm at Rite Aid down the road like I was supposed to anyways Matt went an got milk for us we needed since we don't have a van anyways well he took me and Matt back to the house so I introduced him to mom and dad like I was supposed he was nice an everything but the fact was I thought we were gonna go out to dinner oh no he had to rush back cause one he lived in Parkersburgh,WV and he got lost on his way here so he figured rush back an he was only here 15 minutes so now he wants a second date my opnion I rather not risk it again. Also he had until 8pm.

4 Minute Speed Dating
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. So, how will the speed dating run? Just 4 minutes per date here on a whirlwind night! At the end of the speed dating, stay on and enjoy the late bar w. ... The Four-Minute Search for the Perfect Mate. July 2005 ... One reason for this could be that in speed dating you cannot really assess someone

8 Minute Speed Dating
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. 8 Minute Dating - Speed Dating. The mission of 8 Minute Dating is to provide the best way for people to establish relationships that add meaning to their ... 8 Minute Speed Dating

8 Minute Speed Dating Questions
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5 Minute Cake Recipe
MY BFF emailed this to me yesterday. I just made it. Pretty cool. Although I only have Nestle Quik, so I used that. I used like 4 tbs of it and it doesn't seem to be enough. Kind of dry so maybe 3 minutes is too long. So tweek it out a little bit and let me know how it goes!!TROUBLE This is GREAT for when you crave chocolate cake!! Dangerous!! But sometimes we JUST NEED Chocolate Cake!! A RECIPE EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW The most dangerous cake recipe ... 5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE 4 tablespoons flour 4 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons cocoa 1 egg 3 tablespoons milk 3 tablespoons oil 3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) a small splash of vanilla extract 1 large coffee mug Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips(if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again. Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes (1000 watts high). The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be al

30 Minute Delay
30 Minute Delay in Calling 911 for Jackson It took Michael Jackson's doctor a half-hour to call 911after finding MJ unconscious -- this according to the doc's lawyer, Edward Chernoff. Chernoff explained this bizarre revelation by saying Dr. Conrad Murray didn't immediately make the call from his cell phone because he didn't know the exact address of Michael's mansion. For the record, the house is just above Sunset Blvd. in Beverly Hills -- one of the most famous streets in the country. Chernoff said Murray eventually got someone in the house to make the call. Murray has already taken heat for performing CPR on Jackson as he was lying on a bed. Chernoff's excuse ... it was a "firm bed."

Minute Of Decay
There's not much left to loveTwo times a day to hateI feel the emptyI feel the minute of decayI'm on my way down nowI'd like to take you with meI'm on my way downI'm on my way down nowI'd like to take you with meI'm on my way downThe minute that it's bornIt begins to dieI'd love to just give inI'd love to live this lieI've been through black and backI've whited out my nameThe lack of pain, the lack of hopeThe lack of anything to sayI'm on my way down nowI'd like to take you with meI'm on my way downThe minute that it's BORNIt begins to DIEI'd love to just give INI'd love to live this LIEHow do you see itHow do you knowHow do you see itI went to Heaven everything was dead (How do you know)I guess that I am too (How do you see it)I went to Heaven everything was dead (How do you know)I guess that I am, I guess that I am GOD!!!!!!!!!The minute that it's BORNIt begins to DIEI'd love to just give INI'd love to live this lieI'm on my way down nowI'd like to take you with meI'm on my way downI

2 Minute Microwave Fudge
Ingredients 1 pound of powdered sugar 1/2 cup cocoa 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 cup milk 1 Tablespoon vanilla extract 1/4 pound butter/margarine 1 cup chopped nuts Directions Mix all dry ingredients together in a 8x8 inch microwave safe pan (important to use this size pan). Add milk and vanilla extract. Place chunk of butter/margarine in center ( leave butter as whole do not chop up). Microwave on high for 2 minutes until bottom of dish feels warm. Stir vigorously and blend in chopped nuts. Put in mold or whatever and chill for 1 hour. * Use real butter for best results.

5 Minutes Is All It Takes So Do It Now
Right this very moment as you are reading this in the comfort of your home with your loved ones all around there are young men and women from all over this great country putting it all on the line for our right to be here. Take 5 minutes and let them know that we care..That they are not alone and that no matter what you think about the reasons they are out there that they are supported. http://www.letssaythanks.com/Home1280.html

6 Minute Management Course
6 Minute Management Course Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift.. She got in and cross

Minutes Into Overtime
ORCHARD PARK, N. Robert Mathis Womens Jersey .Y. -- The Buffalo Bills continue locking up their rookie draft class after signing offensive tackle Cordy Glenn, their second-round pick. Drafted 41st overall out of Georgia, Glenn is being given the opportunity to compete for the starting job at left tackle after Buffalo lost Demetress Bell in free agency this off-season. Glenn is listed at 6-foot-6 and 345 pounds, and had 50 starts in 53 career games with the Bulldogs. Hes one of three offensive linemen the Bills selected in last months draft. The move was announced Friday, and comes a day after the Bills signed first-round pick, cornerback Stephon Gilmore. Buffalo has now signed eight of its nine draft picks. That leaves receiver T.J. Graham, a third-round selection, as the only prospect unsigned. Andrew Luck Jersey . Related readings: Shortage of diesel leads to longer lines at gas stations in NW China Diesel fuel scarcity creates public panic Sinopec to hike oil processing, add import

10 Minutes Of My Pov On Life
my 10 minute view on life, love, the world - The world spins and we don't feel it,but sometimes you meet someone that makes you feel like everything stopped, or the theory is the faster something moves the less time is needed,but what if you met someone that made time seem so fast that you don't feel like you moved at all?time never moved, but two souls did,How about the feeling of you being so far away from someone, but its like you feel closer to them than anyone else,How bout when you don't talk or say a word but understand everything that is meant during that silence,life and people go hand in hand just like loving and hurting, they say to know you love someone you have to know what it is to hurt, i guess the best way to describe it is like keys on the piano, you need both to be played so you can compose the notes to your orchestra, and even when all the notes are laid out, you never know how it will be received,such is life and its ways,

Minutes To Solve Spa Home Hair Care Process
Introduce you a simple and quick, need 15 minutes only hair care methods, as long as every day, there will be HAIR SPA effect.In the final analysis, the trick is to have a relaxed mood,ghd australia enjoy the whole process. Step1 comb hair After a day of busy life, shampoo ago may wish to play light music, all the troubles aside, listen to music and shampoo.Wash your hair before first use a wide tooth comb hair straightening.Attention, do not impatient to hair pulling. Step2 clean hair Thoroughly wet hair with warm water, the water temperature control in 38 ℃; to palm pour shampoo, the shampoo foam it with a hand.From the scalp clean, made from the root to the shampoo hair, evenly through the hair, and the pulp gently massage.Then his fingers gently massage the scalp, from head to the temple, then massage the head around, down the neck has been on the shoulders, swinging head, neck to relax. Suggested the use of two-in-one shampoo, in clean hair at the same tim

A 5 Minute Guide To Generate One Thousand Friends On Ios
At Xtreme Labs, we often build apps that interact with a large address book. Contacts are necessary if the user wants to share their favorite product to a friend, or send an article through email. To ensure we handle the worst edge cases, we need to test with a large number of contacts. Of course, it’s very inefficient to have an intern manually input all the contacts onto a device (and our interns have more important things to do!). Fortunately, we found a way to load all the contacts in a short time. How, you ask? Here’s the secret to importing a large contact list onto your iOS devices in less than 5 minutes.read more- tech.xtremelabs.com/a-5-minute-guide-to-generate-one-thousand-friends-on-ios/

3 Minutes Lorenzi Was A Late Replacemen
TURIN, Italy -- Andreas Seppi drew Italy level 1-1 with Croatia by beating Ivan Dodig 6-2, 6-7 (2), 6-4, 6-4 in the first round of the Davis Cup on Friday. Seppi is up to a career-high ranking of No. 18 after reaching the fourth round of the Australian Open, and he relied on his solid form to overcome the persistent Dodig, who is ranked 59th. In the opening singles match on the red clay court inside the Palavela, Marin Cilic fought back to beat Paolo Lorenzi 6-1, 6-7 (6), 4-6, 6-3, 6-2 in 3 hours, 43 minutes Lorenzi was a late replacement for Fabio Fognini, who sat out with the flu. Saturdays doubles pits Simone Bolelli and Lorenzi against Mate Pavic and Nikola Mektic. The reverse singles on Sunday sees Seppi face 14th-ranked Cilic in a rematch of their five-set Australian Open third-round match which was won by the Italian. Italy is looking to win its first World Group tie since 1998, when it finished runner-up. Croatia won the Davis Cup in 2005. The winner faces either Sp

Minute. Earlier, Greuther Fuerth Won Promotion To The Bundesliga For The First Time After Drawing 1-1 At Fsv Frankfurt. The Second-division Leader Ha
FRANKFURT, Germany - Mainz and Wolfsburg drew 0-0 in an uneventful match in the Bundesliga on Friday, likely ruining Wolfsburgs hopes of playing in the Europa League. Wolfsburg is three points away from a European spot, having played one more match than Bayer Leverkusen and Hannover. Wolfsburg defender Alexander Madlung had a fierce free kick parried by goalkeeper Christian Wetklo in the second half, and teammate Mario Mandzukic narrowly missed the target with a tremendous volley from the edge of the box in the 88th minute. Earlier, Greuther Fuerth won promotion to the Bundesliga for the first time after drawing 1-1 at FSV Frankfurt. The second-division leader has 10 points more than Paderborn in third place with two rounds remaining. The top two teams advance directly, with Eintracht Frankfurt also likely to return to the top tier. Fuerth won three national titles before World War II but failed to qualify for the Bundesliga when it was founded in 1963. The club merged with Vestenbergs

$ 2m In Weihnachten Spielzeug Fehlt Salvation Army
TORONTO - christbaumschmuck holz basteln selber könnte viel düsterer für Tausende von unterprivilegierten Kindern Toronto nach dem Verschwinden von etwa $ 2.000.000 im Wert von Spielzeug bei einer Heilsarmee Anlage gesammelt werden. Was geschah mit den Spielzeug - als vermisst gemeldet aus der Railside Rd. Lager südöstlich von Lawrence Ave. E. und das Don Valley Parkway nach einem internen Audit - ist noch Gegenstand von Ermittlungen durch Toronto Police. "Sie investieren einen Diebstahl", verriet ein Insider der Toronto so Det. Bob Strain, die Offiziere an der Spitze der Untersuchung bei 33 Abteilung ist nicht zu erwarten, wieder im Dienst, bis Donnerstag, sagte Kollegen. Sein Partner war auch nicht verfügbar. Neben Tonnen von Spielzeug, spenden Menschen Nahrung, die jährlich in der ganzen Stadt verteilt aus dem Railside Lager. Salvation Army Beamten konnte nicht erreicht Dienstag Abend.

Mio Myo Cajun Gumbo On The Bayo
With thoughts of tiny fish in (on) my head I thought I would offer up a dynomite recipe which should tantilize and titalate d'tastebuds of any fine diner. Ingredients: Vegatables one bunch of green celery (five stix at least) five or six carrot two red onion one red bell pepper one green bell pepper three or four jalapena peppers (you know dis gonna give it the kick ass hot) a good handful of green string bean Meat ten (or more) jumbo shrimp (or tiger prawns) 1/2 lb. alaskan king crab meat (dungeness is optional) Spices 1/2 teas. salt teaspoon of black pepper teaspoon of cayenne pepper (this dish gonna make your nose run) two tablespoons oregano (more to taste) two or three bay leaves Other ingredients 1 1/2 stick butter 1/2 to 3/4 cup of flour quart of burgandy wine (sauvignon if your feeling exspensive) two can stewed tomatoes rice (enough for as many servings as you need) loaf of french bread Preparations: chunk up the celery (3/4 inch chunk)

Miotic Mitotic Metaphasic Stanzas
Miotic Mitotic Metaphasic Post This is a metaphasic sequel to 'Double Poster' where I explained that these poems deserved their own post -- hmm, otherwise it would have been a four-poster, confusing even myself. It is miotic because they popped out while I was looking for what I thought was a poem relevant to my discussion with Mel. It is mitotic because it is the metaphasic reduplication of material from around Easter of 1980. I guess this means I have to look for two more phases, but not today: The cell may have to wait for me indefinitely. Untitled Middle April (1980) Globular melting synthesis Of primordial confusion Smears a lacklustre mesh Over blinded prevalence Of bellied wanderers in a Broken plain of final retrospection. Hi. I miss you. I don't know who you are, but I wish you were. Dear Loss All my life I have wasted But at the task Have spent but a day Should I have known to ask To spend it all away From you a final fury lurched The s

Mi Personas, Muy Gracias !!!
I want to thank everyone for attending the naptimerecords.com festival june 20 -22 !!! & everyone who tuned in sunday to 1450 am 10p-12a & naptimerecords.com for the streaming broadcast !!! we're doing it every sunday !!! obviously, it's worldwide (www) so if you'd like to advertise your business, band, whatever.... I can get you on, interview you and have you show your wares, lol !!! for the 3rd time contact me, here or better yet, www.naptimerecords.com or www.musicajet.com you could get in on the next show !!! increase your fan or customer base !!! lastly, my premier concert is fast approaching !!! www.myspace.com/caviatemptor saturday, july 12th, 9p-1a go, get details !!! I have some really cool music, dancing girls, and outdoor bar & comedy !!! Come out, rock out or lose out !!! Te Amo Siempre, LaLa

Mái Phao Bồn Bể
Mái phao bồn bể Components and Material No. Part Name Specification and Parameter 1 Framework Part /6063 2 Pontoon (float) Part /6063/Φ185x1.5 3 Cover sheet 3A21/δ0.5×1600 4 Peripheral Seal Refer to the proposal drawing 5 Manhole Part /600×460/3A21 6 Vent valve Part /Φ320/3A21 7 Anti-rotation device SS cable 8 Static ground cable SS cable 10 Support leg Refer to the proposal drawing 11 Seal splint Channel aluminum 25×8×1.5/6063 12 Cover sheet seal rubber Refer to the proposal drawing 13 Connection bolts S.S. bolts of M8 14 Rivets Φ5×15 aluminum self plugging rivets 15 Gauge hatch φ400/3A21 16 Level funnel φ316/3A21 17 Other details Refer to the proposal drawing. Nguồn tại: http://

Miracles Do Happen, I Am One Of Them!
After spending a total of 6 years in and out of hospitals of my life,. A month here, two weeks there, alway's at the time Christmas was approaching. I knew what to look forward to. A lengthy hospital stay... Ten years in a row , I spent my Christmas Holiday's in a hospital. Last September around my birthday ( which is the 21st ) a few more days and I will see 55, something I never thought would happen. I got sick. My asthma, started acting up on me, then I caught a cold and , good old Pneumonia set in...October 1st came and I had no choice, I went to the hospital and was admitted immediately. I had 5 Doctor's start working on me, and none thought I would make it. Well, the days just passed and each day I got worse... A massive lung infection took hold of me.. I can't take antibiotics , so I was in a real mess... I had to have something, so the Dr's put me on 1500 mgs of Levaquin, the strongest antibiotic they have. I was getting shots in my stomach every hour and had 13 different

Miracles Do Happen!!!
I am doing a personal entry this time about my oldest son. For 3 weeks now I have had my son on vitamins called Brainiums DHA. I had heard about these through a friend of mine that knows someone that used these on their Autistic son and things started happening.... I then thought... what would it hurt... so this coming Thursday will be 3 weeks that Christian has been on them and WoW!! The changes are sooo evident!!! Now you have to realize that my son with Autism does NOT talk. Doesn't do alot of motor skills that most 8 year olds do. So when I tell you the things that he's done so far with taking these vitamins you might say to yourself at first... "big deal" but... please keep in mind that he's #1 Autistic #2 Not spoken since he was a year old #3 Hasn't done most of these at all or at least not in the past 6 - 6 1/2 years! *~*MIRACLES*~* 2 days after taking the vitamins he was with my mother and she asked him if he would like some more juice. Now normally when asked th

Mirage
I saw your face when we reached Boulder City. The sun beat down flat like a rough hewn plane... soul crushing yet rejuvenating. A chemical broth with too much salt . Strange things grew in sequence out here. Only the vacant eyes of bone white antelope remains understood the nefarious secrets of the mohavi. I felt myself open up to the browness of it all. I sensed a permenant reverence buried underneath things that just didn't belong I knew. I could feel their presence radiating off the combed dunes. You can feel the power in the air without a kite or key... so strong it floors the will- but compels you to move on. To the next batch of cactii and desert rise varietal. The Condors glide by so gracefully. they are so patient! Black and red marble eyes faded into eternity... forging the way to the afterlife. -always with some extra hell to pay.

Miracles Do Happen!
♥ ♥ First off Id like to say HOLY SHIT! ♥ Okay now seriously. Wow. Haha. Okay. I have work today but Andrew just showed up with the lil girl, so he needs ababy sitter. So ofcourse he leaves her and goes. My moms got doctors all day, and cant take her, so im going to call out of work to babysit her ♥ Then im gonna clean. And help decorate my mommas living room mhmm. And study. Those are my plans for the day ♥ Icon of the day is! ♥ ♥ Just because its sooo cute! So today is going to be a long day. Full of bullshit. I guarantee that. Cause i know people are pretty pissed at me right now. And to be honest, i dont give to shits. I worked my ass off, get OVER it. ♥ So whatever comments or hatemail you want to send me, take it and shove it up your ass seriously. ♥ Im not a mean person, im actually sweet, just ask caren(ilovesporks)! I just hate bullshit. And people treating me like shit. Im nice to you,

Miracle Living
Miracle Living Oral Roberts -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Years ago I was preaching in a church where my message was, "Give God Your Best, Then Ask Him for His Best." At the end of the sermon, I felt led to do two things: First, I asked everyone to give God their biggest seed-not because God needed it, but because they had needs of their own. The people formed a line on each side of the church and came down front to give. As they came, I watched them. They looked very serious, but the moment they put in their biggest bill, their countenances changed to joy. Second, I asked them to think of someone they disliked, and I asked them to pray for that person. As we prayed, I saw a man who was visibly moved, a woman bent over in tears, a teenager dead serious. They were experiencing something very real. When the service ended, it felt like a breath of fresh air was flowing into the building. A few weeks later I saw the

“the Miracle Of Toilet Paper”
“THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER” Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he's trying to walk again.

Miracles Do Still Happen...
I am sure most of you have read this before. But i had to send it out to you all again. I cryed so much reading this story, and if you don't, you might want to consider where your heart has gone. Santa's Prayer Is Answered Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend?" Your sister? "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried t o be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the ch

Miracles
Always believe in MIRACLES!! Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his

Miracle
No presants no wrieth no lights or tree There is nothing this holiday for my baby and me We don't need all that holiday stuff Just holding and knowing he's here is just enough This christmas seems so close to the last And for mommy two that are past This time I will have no job or home Dante and I will be all alone It doesn't matter about the preasents or tree we don't need it all I am asking for a miracle sending a call I am doing all I can as you can see Pray and wish us luck dante and me A job for me and home for us to live in Then hopefuly my bad luck will be ended Please help this miracle come true Just hope wish and pray thats all you need to do Heres a kiss hug and lots of thanks If you don't help I give you lots of spanks (ouuuch) May a miracle touch each one of you And this holiday may your dreams come true

The Miracle
by Wynter Moonlight From the start you showed so much care, Slowly I realized the love we could share. I knew it would be hard to put my heart on the line But it was all worth it to make you mine. With you by my side I cannot go wrong Only you could have made my heart so strong. You showed me a different point of view So I opened my mind to understand you. Now I see the beauty of a wilted flower And the excitement you feel in a thunder shower. I love everything that makes you unique Especially the part only I get to see. In the past I made several bad choices But you drowned out the antagonizing voices. Because of you I have a better life And the strength I need to survive. Over time we have come a long way I've learned to treasure every day So while ever word of this is honest and real It still can't explain all the love that I feel. I pray that this miracle will always be- The miracle of you and me.

The Miracle Of Friendship
There's a miracle called Friendship That dewells with the heart. And you don't know how it happens, Or how it gets its start . . . But the happiness it brings you Always gives a special lift. And you realize that friendship, Is God's most precious gift.

Miranda Rights
Miranda Rights A female police officer arrested a man for drunk driving. The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right toremain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you." The drunk replies, "Tits."

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER >Fresh from my shower, I stand in >front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too >small. >Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he >uncharacteristically >comes up with a suggestion. > >"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet >paper and rub it between them for a few seconds". > > >Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front >of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" >I asked. > >"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. > >I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper >between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" > >Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" > >He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk >again although he will probably continue to take his meals through >a straw.

A Miracle Too Late
A miracle too late Why do I strive to be a better man than my father? Because I feel alone to him, because I cannot be my brother.. We can talk and talk and never work things out All he seeks is praise from others, such a shame I want to shout The man that made me is so blind to see I am nothing like him, but I am me! Oh I tried for years just to get along But it always ends in a country sad song Most men would have been so proud of things I've done I'm a man's man, not a wimpy ass clown! Oh I love woman, beer, and yes even Nascar! But I put on a suit to work, Integrity I will go far! Parenting, yes I now a thing or two I've raised 6 not of my own, even purchased their shoes They had no dad, and I was a welcome sign Stood proud in front of them, covering their behinds That is how I go about my day Giving them loving, attention, showing them the right way Yes their are days, my kids aren't good enough for you But the

Miracle Baby
Everyone remember to give to march of dimes to support research on how to prevent premie's mine is now 2 1/2 years old. He was born at 25 weeks and weighed 1 pound 12 ounces at birth and was in the hospital till he was 38 weeks old. He is now a very active little boy that gets alot of help from a speech therapist and a physical therapist and a teacher so he can catch up to everyone else. His monthly maintaince medicine is around a $1000 a month. I dont wish what i have gone thru and am going thru on anyone in the world. He has had 3 surgerys and 5 hospitalization in his little life and we find out tommorow if we are having yet another surgery.

The Miranda Rights As Cops Would Really Like To Read Them.....
1. No, I don't care who you are. 2. No, I don't care who you know. 3. Yes... you DO pay my salary. 4. Yes... you CAN have my job. 5. No, I don't have anything better to do. 6. Yes, I DO arrest real criminals sometimes. 7. No, I am not picking on you because you are ________ (fill in some ethnic group/race). 8. No, I can't give you a break. 9. No, I don't know your friend, Officer ______. 10. Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call. 11. Yes, I'm sure you will never do it again. 12. No, we can't talk about it. 13. Yes, it DOES make me happy. 14. Yes, you WILL see me in court.

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper...
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

Miracles
hello everyone my friday the thirteeth this year was the best i ever had and most people think its the worst day of their life but u see heres my story i was pregnant with my son in the winter of 2000 i got a cat as a gift this cat was so tiny and the runt of a litter so i named her itty bitty when my son turned two and three weeks after i had her spayed and tattooed she ran away almost two weeks later i had to move but i had to leave my itty bitty behind not knowing if one day she would come home or never return again i had moved three houses and had changed my phone number atleast four or five times for fours years i would often wonder where she was and what she was doing but always thinking i would never see her again and tried to covince myself that i wouldnt but this friday the thirteeth 2007 the city pound called me and said they had found my itty bitty as i almost dropped the phone in amazement i thought i havent see her in four years and shes alive and well thank you lord for s

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man!

Miracle Of Toilet Paper
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man!

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man.

Miracles Happen
So, after this time has passed, I’ve decided to let you all know what our story is. I know many of you have seen where I’ve posted. Klaus’ health this, that, he can’t do this his stress won’t allow that, I figured I let you know his story. He is probably the hardest working and most gentle soul I’ve ever met. In 1998 he became very ill four days after his 40th birthday. So much in fact, he called me to bring him to the hospital. Now he is the man who won’t be seen by any doctor. He missed one day of work since he was 14 and that was the toilet blues. He couldn’t breathe. My biggest fears came to light. He had a bronchoscope done to find out why he was having difficulty breathing. No answer to be found. Meanwhile he is getting more ill as time goes by. His lung x-ray’s showed his lung shrinking. The doctor’s scratched their heads. A week and a half after he was admitted he ended up intubated. He was induced into a coma so they could let a machine breathe for him. They searched and figu

A Miracle
Date: Sun, 24 Jun 2007 17:50:56 -0500 > > >The Miracle > >A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its >hiding place in the closet. > >She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three >times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for >mistakes. > >Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she >slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store >with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. > >She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he >was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing >noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she >could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged >it on the glass counter. That did it! > >"And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. >I'm talking to my brother

Miracles "do" Happen!!
I am soooo relieved and pleased to announce that my son has decided against another deployment!!!!! HAPPY! HAPPY! JOY! JOY! As a mother, I cannot begin to tell you how happy I am!!! I guess he figured that 5 years of volunteering for deployment was long enough!!

Miranda Lambert - Crazy Ex Girlfriend
This is Miranda's sophomore album that followed Kerosene. The current song that is released by her is 'Famous in a Small Town' which is the first release off that album. I have taken a chanc to listen to the whole CD, and I rather enjoyed the fiesty side of Miranda. This Cd is nothing like the first, where she talked about love, and losing love, and yeah you get the picture. This is more upbeat, and lively. I would venture to say that the sales of this one will surpass that of her first one. The track for which the CD is named for, is a wonderfully written, and upbeat song. I would suspect to say that it's going to be released soon, if it's not the next release. The current song is moving fast up the charts on both CMT's top 20, and GAC's countdown. I would highly encourage you to pick up a copy of this CD. Not only that, but if you liked the first one, you will love this new CD. I would venture to say that if you haven't heard anything out of this CD as of yet, then you

Mira
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Miracle To Me
So come on off of your rooftop Come on down to the street Ive got something to tell you Your secret I will keep Tell me why have you been crying Why wont you look me in the eye Im just trying to help you I just need to know why Please wont you let me try Be my secret Be my joy Be a miracle to me Be my lover Be my friend Be a miracle to me I want to sleep in your moonglow In my mind youre smile I keep Head over heels I go Like a dream from a peaceful sleep This time I know Im in deep Be my secret Be my joy Be a miracle to me Be my lover Be my friend Be a miracle to me

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my partner that my breasts are just too small. Instead of telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want 'em to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between 'em for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "A few years," Mike replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man.......

Miracle Grow!!!
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Heck is this" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'."

The Miracle Of Compounding
Their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20, for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state Over the next few minutes, he explained That his company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go - It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totaling nearly $ 1 million. Then, she showed him stock certificates issued by the bank which were worth over $ 2 million, and informed him

The Miracle
A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it! 'And what do you want?' the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,' he said without waiting for a reply to his question. 'Wel

Miracle In A Bottle :)
DermaTox Promotes cell renewal. Good for burns, oily skin, acne, abrasions, removes skin tags and most warts. Great skin calmer if you get an allergic reaction. Women have said it helps with yeast infections. This product is amazing! My friends work for the company so I get free product :) I have extremely oily skin and a couple sprays of this (gotta rub it in a little) and it's controlled for the rest of the day. That in itself is a miracle. I was paying $60 a pop everytime I bought ProActiv to do the same thing! Not anymore. I wouldn't be telling you about this if it didn't work. Distributed by: Healthy Habits P.O. Box 12069 Scottsdale, Az. 85267-2069 Orders: 1-800-604-6766 Email: www.HealthyHabitsWeb.com REL

Miracle Of Life
upon this earth shall a new life be born with love and adoration this is a time of celebration for this is the miracle of life © 2005 Rainn (All rights reserved) Note: This was written for a baby shower invitation/announcement.

Miracle
Boy meets girl You were my dream,my world But i was blind You cheated on me from behind So on my own I feel so all alone Though I know it's true I'm still in love with you I need a miracle I wanna be your girl Give me a chance to see That you are made for me I need a miracle Please let me be your girl One day you'll see it can happen to me I need a miracle I wanna be your girl Give me a chance to see That you are made for me I need a miracle Please let me be your girl One day you'll see it can happen to me It can happen to me

The Miracle Of Friendship
There is a miracle called Friendship that dwells within the heart and you don't know how it happens or when it even starts. But the happiness it brings you always gives a special lift and you realize that Friendship is God's most precious gift.

The Miracle Of Friendship
There's a miracle of Friendship that dwells within the heart And you don't know how it happens or where it gets its start. But the happiness it brings you always gives a special lift, And you realize the Friendship is God's most perfect gift.

The Miracle Of Friendship
The Miracle Of Friendship There is a miracle called Friendship that dwells within the heart and you don't know how it happens or when it even starts. But the happiness it brings you always gives a special lift and you realize that Friendship is God's most precious gift. g.w 2007

The Miracle That Is Now
Monday, December 3, 2007 The miracle that is now There is a miracle in every moment. Look closely, and lovingly, and you will clearly see it. There is an innate and elegant beauty in even the most ordinary of things. Learn to love that beauty, and to let it be, and your eyes will be opened to wondrous possibilities. There always and everywhere is a quiet yet unyielding peace, upon which rests all that is. The more often you reach in and touch this peace the more fully you experience its power. Anything that is negative, deceptive or destructive will eventually consume and obliterate itself. What is authentic, peaceful and creative will continue to grow more pervasive. When you need nothing other than to simply be, you have every beautiful and wonderful and miraculous thing there is. Life's richness is never more than a single thought away. Breathe in deeply the beauty, the wonder, the miracle that is now. Know the joy that cannot ever fade. -- Ralph Marston

Miracle Of Life...
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

A Miracle Of Love
A Miracle of Love Dec 15, 2007 A Miracle of Love By Ellen Ingersoll Plum Miracles happen in the most unlikely places. When the shepherds heard the angels proclaim, "Alleluia, hail the King," the star did not lead them to a palace. The shepherds found their prince of peace in a stable, lying in a manger. My Christmas miracle happened in an even stranger place - a funeral home. But it wasn't strange to me. My husband, a funeral director like his father, built a branch office in the suburbs. In the apartment above it, between viewings and funerals, we raised two daughters and lived normal lives. Through the years, I became fascinated by the endless accounts I heard of grieving people who received messages from God, assuring them their deceased loved ones were all right and still with them. Different as one circumstance was from another, a similarity in the messages gave them credibility. At his wife's viewing, one man said, "I couldn't sleep and got up

Miracle
A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it! 'And what do you want?' the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,' he said without waiting for a reply to his question. 'Well, I

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
>> > >THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER >> > > >> > >Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror >> > >complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. >> > > >> > > >> > >Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he >> > >uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. >> > > >> > >"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece >> > >of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds. " >> > > >> > >Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and >> > >stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. >> > >"How long will this take?" I asked. >> > > >> > >"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies. >> > >I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper >> > >between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over >> > >the

Miracles Of Yoga In Improving Memory Power
MIRACLES OF YOGA IN IMPROVING MEMORY POWER by: The Editor Of Yog Sande sh Published 04/30/2006 When you fail to remember something, which you have read, heard or seen and cannot remember despite several efforts then it is called loss of memory power or forgetfulness. People of all age groups are suffering due to this problem. There are a number of reasons for this problem. For example, mental tension, excessive mental work or not using it at all, busy schedule throughout the day, physical and mental weakness or serious head injury. Take balanced diet and chew it nicely it improves memory. Remember all the things done throughout the day in the chronological order. This exercise improves the memory power. Yogic exercises are also helpful in improving memory power and reduce forgetfulness. Practice the yogic exercises with the feeling that the memory power is improving and forgetfulness is reducing. YOGA ASANA Yoga Asana have excellent strength. Regular practice of these

~miracles~
~If Only You Believed In Miracles Baby~ I might have to move heaven and earth to prove It to you, baby So we’re makin’ love and you feel the power And I feel the power Then there’s really nothing that we can’t do If we wanted to, baby We could exist on the stars It’d be so easy All we gotta do Is get a little faith in you Oh, I’ve been (to) so many places I’ve seen some things I know, love is the answer Keeps holding this world together Ain’t nothing better And all the answers to our prayers Hell , it’s the same everywheres, Nothing ever breaks up the heart Only tears give you away Then you’re right where I found ya With my arms around ya Oh baby, love is a magic word, Few ever find in a lifetime But from that very first look in your eyes I knew you and I had but one heart Only our bodies were apart That was so easy, so easy I had a taste of the real world When I went down on you, girl. If only you believe like I believe, We’d get by If only yo

Miracles
My friend who has been struggling for survival with brain cancer is slowly recovering from surgery. Noone would could have imagined that after two surgeries, a brain bleed, and being in coma for several days, and having a stroke would have an upside. Apparently the stroke cut off the blood supply in just the precise area that the leftover tumor is. My friend is talking now..eyes open...aware of others around. It's a true miracle. We've all been visiting her in the ICU on and off for the last 1- 1 1/2 weeks. Life is so fragile. Watching a loved one struggle makes me realize what a gift we've been given...and that we need to live each day to the fullest. That's it for tonight. ~Andrea

Mirage
Mirage, vision challenged mental want recognized the things longed for Reflection, of true reality forced upon us by life genetics sealed our fate Ripples, running across time magnify the ware on ourselves all experiences resurface Miracles, come out renewing our imagination forcing us to return to youth Creativity, will emerge from deep inside our souls bringing all emotion to surface Sensitivity, is unleashed breaking the boundaries of aggression releasing the strong power of want

Miracles Happen
A woman just gave birth to a baby in the hospital. As soon as she recovered , the doctor came to speak to her. "Your baby is in good health, but there's something important I need to tell you..." The woman became worried. "What's the matter with my baby? Please tell me...what's wrong?!" "There's nothing really wrong... but your baby is a little.. different. He's a hermaphrodite." "Hermaphrodite??? What's that?" "Well, it means that you baby is.. he has... has all the equipment of a man and also that of a woman." The woman pales. "OMG!!! You mean he has a penis AND a brain??!!"

Miracle
There is a miracle called Friendship that dwells within the heart and you don't know how it happens or when it even starts. But the happiness it brings you always gives a special lift and you realize that Friendship is God's most precious gift.

Miraculous Direct Note Access Can Completely Change Music
Music recording software just took another giant leap, now able to do what was thought to be impossible. Direct Note Access individually manipulates groups of musical notes (chords), giving recording engineers the ability to completely and undetectably create pitch-perfect performances, even from groups of tone-deaf musicians playing together. Created by German programmer and erstwhile guitar maker Peter Neubäcker, his company, Celemony, will offer the software as a plug-in for its Melodyne voice and instrument tuning software. Until now, this trick was only possible with single notes — an exaggerated example can be heard in Cher’s 1998 hit, “Believe,” which used the competing Auto-Tune system. For more than a decade, that software has been the recording industry’s dirty little secret, fixing any out-of-tune notes crooned by an individual singer or played on any single-note instrument. But this breakthrough takes that magic manipulation many steps further, allowing engineers to crea

Miracle Fruit Makes (almost) Everything Delicious
Willy Wonka came up with some pretty cool confectionary creations: Non-melting ice cream. The Everlasting Gobstopper. Edible wallpaper. And who wouldn't have loved to try his Three-Course-Dinner-Gum? (Though we probably wouldn't have been so wild about turning into a giant blueberry, a la Violet Beauregard.) But did you know there's a nature-made treat that rivals any of Wonka's wild concoctions? It's the miracle fruit, a berry from West Africa with an amazing effect: When you eat a piece of the strange fruit, it makes everything sour taste sweet for the next hour or so. That means, with the magical effects of the miracle fruit in place, you can scarf down lemon slices as if they were gummy drops. The tang of goat cheese turns to sugary sweetness. Even a bitter beer could be mistaken for a milkshake, one miracle fruit-eater told The Wall Street Journal. Though miracle fruit has been around for hundreds of years, it's recently become a cult phenomenon: All around the globe, cur

Miracle Grow
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wi'wife Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied ...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'

Miranda Lambert - Kerosene
I'm waitin' on the sun to set cause yesterday ain't over yet I started smoking cigarettes there's nothing else to do I guess Dusty roads ain't made for walking, Spinning tires ain't made for stoppin' I'm giving up on love cause love's given up on me I gave it everything I had and everything I got was bad Life ain't hard but it's too long to live it like some country song Trade the truth in for a lie, cheating really ain't a crime I'm giving up on love cause love's given up on me Forget you high society, I'm soakin' it in kerosene Light 'em up and watch them burn, Teach them what they need to learn HA! Dirty hands ain't made for shakin', ain't a rule that ain't worth breakin' Well I'm giving up on love cause love's given up on me Now I don't hate the one who left You can't hate someone who's dead He's out there holding on to someone, I'm holding up my smoking gun I'll find somewhere to lay my blame the day she changes her last name Well I'm giving up on love ca

Mirage
The night unfolds the mirage of my dreams In the stillness beneath silver moonbeams I lie vulnerable in subconscious state Oblivious to what adventures wait Hypnotizing holograms swirl through space Illusions of night spells trailing the chase Magical moments of enchanted trance Twirling in motion with fairytale dance Marching to music from Pied Piper’s spell Unfolding secrets in dreams that I dwell Walking through mirrors of starry-eyed haze Weaving through hallways of mystical maze Entering fantasy's realm of delight In shimmering dreams I'm a shining knight Then free falling down like hourglass sand And tumbling back to life’s silver strand Waking to find I am still lost in time Into the moment of dreams so sublime I find you waiting with passion so grand Holding my heart in the cup of your hand

Mirage
Veins pinned down by a stuttering mind Blood spills out Always pumping in time Voices cry harmoniously The haunted sound of melancholy, Then fast and furious A glimmer of wisdom An epiphany, A lyrical mystery Like all things The end comes too soon All that’s left behind is a vague memory Floating unconscious A melody that glides A beat to the soul Hidden in our minds Never quite escaping Confined by reason Inspiration slides in this Mirage of rhythm.

Mirage
Mirage, vision challenged mental want recognized the things longed for Reflection, of true reality forced upon us by life genetics sealed our fate Ripples, running across time magnify the ware on ourselves all experiences resurface Miracles, co me out renewing our imagination forcing us to return to youth Creativity, will emerge from deep inside our souls bringing all emotion to surface Sensitivity, i s unleashed breaking the boundaries of aggression releasing the strong power of want

Miracle Grow
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker, 'It's not talcum powder......it's' Miracle Grow'

Miracle Cream
So even though a lot of people canceled last minute on Jen, I still had a ball at her "toy" party. I learned how to ball fruit for the event. I was as always crazy over sexual AJ. Perhaps Jen's mother may run the next time she sees me, but that is a price I am willing to pay to make myself laugh and others uncomfortable. Something amazing happened at the party. I realized my nipples are not dead after all. That all it took to bring them to life was some nipple balm and they will bring me tremendous amounts of pleasure. It was as though dr. Frankenstien attached the car jumpers to my nipples and lightning struck the roof. All of a sudden my nipples came to life and gave me pleasure, the seat belt being against them made them feel good. Let me just say the next time someone is playing with my nipples and this balm is involved I will not be thinking about what I need to do tomorrow I will be thinking about please dear god don't let it stop. I hope it does not give

A Miracle Happened Today
My grandmother has been living with Emphysema for years. She has been on the waiting list for a lung transplant for 5 years. After a few dry runs, she finally got her chance on June 25th, 2008. Around 3:30 AM today Grandma was called by the U of M to let her know that a lung was going to be available to her and that she should get to the hospital as soon as possible. Grandpa was already at work and was not reachable by phone. She drove to his work, pounded on the doors until somebody let her in and then they were on their way. By noon or so they knew for sure that this was not another dry run. She was prepped and ready for surgery by 1:30. They said the surgery would last anywhere from 4-6 hours. I got to the hospital at about 2. Around 3:30 or so, the coordinator came out to the waiting room to let us know that they were just starting to sew in the new lung. Thank god! Let me tell you, every time the door from the surgery center opened up, my heart sank to my stomach. You never kno

The Miracles Of Precession!
Precession is, 'The motion made by the Earth's axis, caused mainly by the gravitational pull of the Sun, Moon, and other planets. The precession of Earth's axis has a period of nearly 25,800 years, during which time the reference points on the equatorial coordinate system (the celestial poles and celestial equator) will gradually shift their positions on the celestial sphere. The precession of the equinoxes is the slow westward shift of the autumnal and vernal equinoxes along the ecliptic, resulting from precession of the Earth's axis'. This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius. Right now we are leaving the house of Pisces and moving into the house of Aquarius. Each age lasts about 2,000 years. Before the house of Pisces was the house of Aries and so on. Precession goes backwards. 2000 years ago it was the Dawning of the age of Pisces. Pisces is the fish, a water sign. Who most influenced history 2000 years ago? A man named Jesus. Look at all the miracles he performed with wat

A Miracle...continued...
Today was a very productive day for Grandma. When I got there at 10:00 AM she was awake and responsive. She was able to write to us on a piece of paper and make certain gestures that we would understand. She said she felt fine but was very hungry. Which is understandable since she hasn't eaten since Tuesday evening. Grandpa and I have been letting her sleep and have been checking in on her every hour or so. Around 2:00 PM the doctor okayed the removal of her endotracheal and stomach tubes. She was ecstatic! They removed them and the first words (or whispers) out of her mouth were "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!" She asked for some food but they are only able to give her ice chips as of right now. They have been doing therapy on her arms and legs and hope to have her sitting up in a chair by tonight. Another thing that came out of her mouth was "Oh my god, I can breathe!" I think that is something she hasn't really felt in over 11 years. And if you are wondering how the other woman

Miracles In Motion
Life's mysteries each come with reason, Blooming only when they reach perfect season. Tragedies often spring blessings, Yet impatiently, we as humans keep guessing. We claim to have faith, Yet most have not a clue. It's something you just know, That holds us together like glue. Without it, we can only see the end near, Not an ounce of strength, or an inch of hope. With faith...There's comfort and peace, Which allows us to grasp on to a burning rope. Faith is what you have left, When everything else disappears. You can depend on it to be there During the fear of all fears. Don't expect it to announce itself, It's not something we have inside. It's something we few experience, Which then find it hard to hide. You'll know when you need it, For this is the "Faith" I sharingly speak of. You'll desperately pour your heart out to God, Setting miracles in motion from high above.

Miranda Hobbes
Miranda Hobbes Fiery, self-assured, and snappy, you are most like Miranda Hobbes, the successful lawyer in the group. You pretend that you can take or leave love but deep down inside you wish for it to find you. You don't open up easily, and often disguise your vulnerability with sarcasm and jokes. Fashion isn't your strongest point - it's smart business suits by day or sweatpants by night for you. This doesn't count you out of the nightlife though, so throw on your best A-line dress and do your fabulous red hair, because it's time to go out on the town with some of your best friends! Sex and the City Quiz by QuizRocket.com Fun Quizzes! MySpace quizes | Love Quiz | Fun quizzes

The Miracle Of Death
19 July 2008 I've never lived a day without my mom until today. At 4 AM this morning my mother died. Her death comes some 82 odd years after her birth. While I wasn't there at 4, I was there until 3 and I'm convinced had I stayed with her through the night, she wouldn't have left my side. My guess is she needed her space and, like most mothers, didn't want to burden her son. The irony is near the end of her life when she needed my time and attention the most, she was nothing like the imposition I felt she had always been before. Instead, she was a blessing. And, she was the most beautiful I ever recall her being, save perhaps her wedding day (as illustrated in my photo section). The parallels of birth and death have never been more apparent than in this process and the beauty of birth is the best illustration I can give of the beauty I've mentioned I see in her death. Though visually, the birth process is painful, bloody, mucusy and traumatic, I normally see the bigger pic

Mirage
Mirage Vision challenged Mental want recognized The things longed for Reflection Of true reality Forced upon us by life Genetics sealed our fate Ripples Running across time Magnify the ware on ourselves All experiences resurface Miracles Come out Renewing our imagination Forcing us to return to youth Creativity Will emerge From deep inside our souls Bringing all emotion to surface Sensitivity Is unleashed Breaking the boundaries of aggression Releasing the strong power of want

Miracle At St. Anna
A SPIKE LEE FILM Miracle at St. Anna follows four black soldiers of the all-black 92nd Infantry Division who get trapped near a small Tuscan village on the Gothic Line during the Italian Campaign of World War II after one of them risks his life to save an Italian boy.[2] The story is inspired by the August 1944 Sant'Anna di Stazzema massacre perpetrated by the Waffen-SS in retaliation to Italian partisan activity. There is also a reference to a sculpted head from Ponte Santa Trinita in Florence that acts as a plot device. Miracle at St. Anna - Official Trailer param name="allowscriptaccess" value="Never"> Black soldiers always fought with great courage and sacrifice for democracy; they were always distinguished by their heroism and humanity, but back home they were still considered second-class citizens."

Miracle Monkey Award Of Excellence
This award is still in the making and will be displayed shortly. Here is the rules to obtain it: 1. Must show a high level of leadership when rating and fairness to your fellow levelers. 2. I will have final say as to who is awarded this. 3. You can't be awarded the award more then once in a 90 day period unless voted for it by the previous 2 months winners 4. The 2 previous months winners will have there input as to who gets it. 5. The home page will make a Bulletin for winner members will be asked to show as much love in means of rates, blings so forth if they can but, the reposting of the bulletin will be kindly appreciated for the winner as well as stickys. 6. The award will be given on the 1st day of the month. 7. Every Member is eligible to receive this award but, only 1 will be issued each month.

Miracles Of Understanding One Another Through Love
Love takes time .It needs a history of giving, receiving, laughing and crying... Love never promises instant gratification, only ultimate fulfilliment. love means believing in someone , in something. it supposes a willingness to struggle, to work , to suffer , and rejoice. Satisfaction and ultimate fulfillment are by-products of dedicated love. That belong only to those who can reach beyound themselfs: to whom giving is more imporant then receiving. Love is doing everythingyou can to help others build whatever dreans they have . Love involes much careful and active listening. Its doing whatever needs to be done , and saving whatever will promote the others happiness, security and well-being. Sometimes, love hurts. Love is on a constant journey to what others say and to what others need. It must be attentive, caring and open , both to what other say and to what others cannot say... Love says no with empathy and great compassion. Love is firm , but when needed it must be t

Miracles Do Happen, There Happening Every Moment
I was on the phone w my son a few moments ago,he sounds awesome. He using a fork, spoon and knife now all by himself to feed himself. before when his hands and fingers didn't want to work right, he was spoon fed by his wife and the nurse this is a miracle in itself. He tells me that they put him in a harness and stand him up,so he gets his trunk muscles circulated.as well as his legs muscles. He's has muscle spasms in his legs,which he tells me its good news. Can sit on edge of bed with trunk muscle's and his arms behind his back. Thank you so much for all your prayers and thoughts....

A Miracle
Just got home from the hospital. My oldest son and his friend had a wreck earlier tonight. My son was thrown out of the back seat and landed over 20 feet or so from the vehicle. The driver was stuck in his seat belt unconscious and my son crawled through the window to unhook him and he and the other boy pulled him through the window. Apparently it took them all a while to realize what had happen because when Thorne said he woke up in the field he realized he had dried blood already. His hand is like hamburger meat and looks awful, has a strained wrist (what he broke the window out with when he went through it)..... he got the worst of it. But all the boys were able to come home this morning and after hearing about what the car looked like I am amazed that they all lived. The highway patrol told me the same thing. What is bad is that the boys just went on a 3 mile ride.......... Three miles and a vehicle got totaled. Am getting ready to get some sleep and get prepared to s

Miracle's Happen
So, after this time has passed, I’ve decided to let you all know what our Kill story is. I know many of you have seen where I’ve posted. Klaus’ health this, that, he can’t do this his stress won’t allow that, I figured I let you know his story. He is probably the hardest working and most gentle soul I’ve ever met. In 1998 he became very ill four days after his 40th birthday. So much in fact, he called me to bring him to the hospital. Now he is the man who won’t be seen by any doctor. He missed one day of work since he was 14 and that was the toilet blues. He couldn’t breathe. My biggest fears came to light. He had a bronchoscope done to find out why he was having difficulty breathing. No answer to be found. Meanwhile he is getting more ill as time goes by. His lung x-ray’s showed his lung shrinking. The doctor’s scratched their heads. A week and a half after he was admitted he ended up intubated. He was induced into a coma so

Miracle
You're my life's one Miracle,Everything I've done that's goodAnd you break my heart with tenderness,And I confess it's trueI never knew a love like this till you....You're the reason I was bornNow I finally know for sureAnd I'm overwhelmed with happinessSo blessed to hold you closeThe one that I love mostWith all the future has so much for you in storeWho could ever love you more?The nearest thing to heaven,You're my angel from aboveOnly God creates such perfect loooooveWhen you smile at me, I cryAnd to save your life I'll dieWith a romance that is pure heart,You are my dearest partWhatever it requires,I live for your desiresForget my own, needs will come beforeWho could ever love you more?Well there is nothing you could ever do,To make me stop, loving youAnd every breath I take,Is always for your sakeYou sleep inside my dreams and know for sureWho could ever love you more?

Miracle Cure
Doctor Bloom who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came, she went into the doctor's office, and, amazingly, emerged within half an hour walking completely erect with her head held high. A woman in the waiting room who had seen all this walked up to the little old lady and said, "It's a miracle! You walked in bent in half and now you're walking erect. What did that doctor do?" She answered, "Miracle, shmiricle. He gave me a longer cane."

Miranda Lambert White Liar
White Liar lyricsHey, white liar,The truth comes out a little at a time,And it spreads just like a fire,Slips off your tongue like turpentine,And I don't know why,White Liar.You better be careful what you do,I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes,If they ever found you at,You better be careful what you say,It never really added up anyway,I got friends in this town.Hey, white liar,The truth comes out a little at a time, And it spreads just like a fire,Slips off your tongue like turpentine,And I don't know why,White Liar.You said you went out to a bar,And walked some lady to her car,But your face has more to tell,Cause my cousin saw you on the street,With a red head named Bernice,Turns out you don't lie to well.Hey, white liar, The truth comes out a little at a time, And it spreads just like a fire,Slips off your tongue like turpentine,And I don't know why,White Liar.Here's a bombshell just for you,Turns out I've been lying, too,Now I;m the white liar,The truth comes out a little at a time, A

The Miracle
"A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect.. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing.. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it! 'And what do you want?' the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice.. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,' he said without waiting for a reply to his question.'Well, I want to talk

7 Miracle Spices With Huge Health Benefits (repost)
Photo via Flickr Spice up your life with these herbs, roots, and plants that benefit your health as much as they do your taste buds: From keeping your heart healthy and your arteries clear to reducing pain and warding off cancer, these everyday flavors will add a healthy punch to all your breakfasts, lunches, and dinners. 1. Chili Peppers Photo via liza31337 @ Flickr Add some heat to your dish with chili peppers -- and choose versions that are especially spicy to get the maximum amount of capsaicin. Capsacin, the ingredient that provides the plants with their spice, also has medical benefits that include pain relief, heart health, fighting prostate cancer, and stopping ulcers. If you're ready to take on the hottest peppers out there, try habanero or Scotch bonnet; for less of a jolt, try jalapenos, Spanish pimentos, or cherry peppers. 2. Cinnamon Photo via FotoosVanRobin @ Flickr You already love cinnamon in pumpkin pie, cinnamon rolls, ra

A Miracle, My Friend, Is An Event Which Creates Faith
I saw this quote from George Bernard Shaw last night on Facebook, and I almost clicked on “Like” with the organization it was paired with – some sort of cancer research facility – and because my computer was having a slow moment, it didn’t like it. And as I reread the statement, I found myself not so agreeing with it. My favorite definition of miracle comes from Augustine, and it’s not strictly speaking a definition: miracles are not contrary to nature but rather contrary to what we know of nature. Coming from my own background, you didn’t need either in New Testament times or don’t need now a miracle to create faith. You and I can cite healings and other supernatural events and probably the people they’ve happened to and not see any change that came about in their own lives (what I would consider creating faith in a living being) as a result other than the healing. On my way out the door this morning, Sarah had spent severa

Miracle Design Ulysse Nardin El Toro Replica Watches
The famous watch-making company Ulysse Nardin surprised the world gby its novel product ulysse nardin el toro replica_Ulysse Nardin replica_Ulysse Nardin watches at 2010 Basel world. In accordance with the brand’s noblest traditions, the replica watch represents a perfect union of the moonstruck case and the renowned perpetual calendar movement. Noble, masculine and daring in all its inventiveness, the new Ulysse Nardin El Toro replica watch is characterized by several distinctive features. Equipped with an extraordinary fast-action time-zone system, the replica watch also offers a permanent display of the original time, forward and backward adjustment of all the date indicators, as well as the synchronized adjustment of these functions with help of the hour hand. The ulysse nardin el toro replica_Ulysse Nardin replica_Ulysse Nardin watches has been launched as a limited series of 500 pieces at watchesgoogle.com. Inside the novel Ulysse Nardin replica watches there beats a self

Miracle Of Mother Nature!
Let it rain, Let it Fucking storm, Sit's on the dock of the bay watching the show, Upon the fast paced passing spectacle before his eye's, Neon blue skie's break slowly through, Bursting overhead an Auora of colour's envelop his soul, A multitude of fiery colour's spread like autumn leave's, Dancing delicately like Angel's ahead, Wipe's a Tear drop gentlyy from his eye at the beauty, River's flow so very slow, Hitting the rock's, Nature weave's it's web into my Soul & heart, Let's the depression slip gently away, Into the water, Watche's flower's bloom on new greener pasture's, That may come his way!

Miracles
If magic is all we've ever knowThen it's easy to miss what really goes onBut I've seen miracles in every wayAnd I see miracles everydayOceans spanning beyond my sightAnd a million stars way above em at nightWe don't have to be high to look in the skyAnd know that's a miracle opened wideLook at the mountains, trees, the seven seasAnd everything chilling underwater, pleaseHot lava, snow, rain and fogLong neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogsAnd I've seen eighty-five thousand peopleAll in one room, together as equalsPure magic is the birth of my kidsI've seen shit that'll shock your eyelidsThe sun and the moon, and even MarsThe Milky Way and fucking shooting starsUFOs, a river flowsPlant a little seed and nature growsNiagara falls and the pyramidsEverything you believed in as kidsFucking rainbows after it rainsThere's enough miracles here to blow your brainsI fed a fish to a pelican at (Friscal?) bayIt tried to eat my cell phone, he ran awayAnd music is magic, pure and cleanYou can feel it

The Miracle Of Today
I met someone today just like myself.. A shattered heart and soul just trying to mend. i know exactly who and what im looking for now. and no, i wish it was this person but they are taken. and i am NOT going to interfere with that. i want to watch her heal, i want to see her love in her life blossum into everything she desrves in love and life. everything we all deserve, and be her friend and learn from her. its so funny because our paths have crossed, we have been at the same place at the same time about 8/9 years ago, and yet now so far away, our paths have crossed agin, here of all places, and this time "Life" allowed me to meet her and have the chance to earn her friendship, something i am going to handle like fine china. In a day this person has helped me and changed me. if im so fortunate enough, can you imagine what knowing her as a friend will do for the rest of my life. i know, right, its unimaginable. I have several "walls" i surround myself with, although im an open book. i

Miracle Nights
Miracle Nights Scattered brained intimate perspectives are details of before and after Love is a Pulitzer of journalistic smorgasbord in true laughter Close provocative informed examination is a roll in life Riveting nonfiction dreams does not have any strife Delightful intensity is sliding into the reinvestigation of lovely deeds With inspiring account with faith, one will truly succeed While trying to deliver a respectful portrait in humanitarian from above Romantic intent is provocative assertions in outstanding lust in accompanying love…