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Kelly Lynn's Blogspace
I'm finally figuring this shit out! So now that I think I have it down, I started inviting my friends and I really hope they join! My bestest friend Danielle joined right away because she rocks :) and hopefully some of my other friends will follow very shortly!!! Now that I know what I'm doing I think I like it here...guess I'll stick around lol. It will take me some time to get things going on here, but I will work on it I promise! I'm still learning my way around this new site...so much to take in!

Kelly's Blogs
I AM IN NEED OF A NEW OWNER. SO GET YOUR BIDS IN. I WILL BE THROWING IN SOME EXTRA SPECIAL SURPRISE GIFTS TO THE WINNER SO MAKE YOUR BID REALLY GOOD. CUZ TRUST ME, THE SPECIAL GIFTS WILL BE VERY GOOD. QUITE POSSIBLY NAUGHTY! ;)

Kelly
I remember when I first started blogging here. I was "new". I started browsing, was impressed at how Fu was NOT the next Myspace. Soon after I found inspiration in a random drive-by here on fu. I don't know if I was just lucky that day but finding the fu "user" Exir changed my whole blogging experience, literally. A new niche in online blogging soon made it into my normal daily routine. I blogged and blogged, re-designed, conformed. After a year I found myself slowly digressing into the blahs of fubar changes". I really believe it did start with the removal of java use. For myself, what made stand apart from the rest was the freedom it offered. In time that freedom was slowly stripped away leaving many long time bloggers here with very little options for self expression. Allthough many found unique ways around these changes, I still believe it was a hard slap to our intelligence to substitute our freedoms of expression with the likes of "widgets" that ap

Kelli's Day
Im sitten in work right now... bored as all get out bc its getting to be lunch time and we r always slow as hell during lunch. < I work in a vet clinic for ppl who are interested. > Ne ways this is my first blog and I dont really know what to write. But I guess its back to work until my lunch break. byez

Kelle
one of my best friends passed away on Wednesday. she was --the-- most upbeat person i have ever met. the world was her oyster, even when she was sad and down she had a hurricane beneath her wings. after more than five years, cancer finally took her from this world. the world is less shiny without her. my heart is sad and misses her. i will never forget her, nor will her influence upon me ever decrease. the world will never be the same now that she has left it.

Kelli's News
After a rather long talk Dante and I are back together. He was just as upset as I was at what had happened. My Ex caused the issues between us and as we talked he confided in me that some of the things my ex said he could tell were lies and blow up to LOOK worse than they really were, but that's my ex, He's a drama king. If there's no drama he ain't happy. I'm soooooooooooooooooo happy that Dante and I are together again, He really completes me, He's my second love, My late husband holds the first love spot. Dante and Kelli forever and always. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo. I got my GED on October 24, 2008 and got alot of jokes that now I am an offical smartass and I have the papers to prove it. I came within 250 points of a perfect score. Go me I rock. Ialso finialized my divorce, I had to go through the "back door" so my ex couldn't forge my papers to stop me and I didn't file in my home state so he can't track that either, but it's final and I'm free. I als

Kell's Moments
First, I come in to see I have no messages. Then I make sure I'm always dry, God forbid I should even cyber drink, lol! Then, comes the fun part.. I look at my albums, notice no one else has, & just enjoy them myself. So, I don't much care who looks, rates or enjoys my albums...I DO, & YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GOOD PICS YOU'RE MISSING, lol. Anyway, that's a day in the life of Kell on fubar. I'm usually here all of 5 minutes, then I just log out. At least I found a way to enjoy my time here, lol....oxoxoxoxo Kell New albums, great pics, who cares, right? I'd leave if it weren't so darned hard to do so. Fubar has not been good to me, I've tried. Well, enjoy everyone but me, gang, lol, I ain't nothin anyway..Kell I feel like I was really a fool to come to fubar. I came to find friends, & I have made 2. My pics aren't looked at,let alone rated, I am just invisible here. Guess that's what I get for not taking my clothes off, huh? Please don't friend me for pointz. Don't look at my albums for p

Kelly Pavlik (bio)
KELLY PAVLIK Fighter Bio At the age of 25, Kelly is a seven-year pro. The top contender at 160 pounds, he has stayed active in the ring, made steady progress, and is coming into his prime. He scored the biggest win of his career in his last fight on May 19, a decisive seventh-round TKO against Edison Miranda. The fight was a WBC world title eliminator to determine the mandatory challenger at middleweight - Kelly was ranked WBC No. 1 going in, Miranda No. 2 - and was co-featured on the same card with WBC-WBO and The Ring's world champion Jermain Taylor's title defense against Cory Spinks. Kelly gave a sensational performance and stole the show. After the fight, HBO analyst Larry Merchant said, "The night belongs to Kelly Pavlik. Maybe the future belongs to Kelly Pavlik. And now we have a build up to a fight with Taylor that would be huge, huge, huge." Dan Rafael of ESPN.com reported from ringside, "Expectations for the Pavlik-Miranda eliminator ran high, and they

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Kelleys Blogs
IM SO SICK OF BEING SINGLE... is there any decent guys out there?? Seriously... i must be attracted to fucking assholes. lol i just want to have a cuddle buddy and be loved i hate this single shit.. Blah.. And I dont want any wierdos either... or any guy over 25.. lol 1)who are you?2)are we friends?3)when and how did we meet?4)how have i affected you?5)what do you think of me?6)what is the fondest memory you have of me?7)how long do you think we will be friends or enemies?8)do you love me?9)have i ever hurt you?10)would you hug me?11)would you kiss me?12)are we close?13)emotionally, what stands out?14)do you wish i was cooler?15)on a scale of 1-10 how nice am i?16)give me a nickname and explain why you picked it17)am i loveable?18)how long have you known me?19)describe me in one word20)what was your first impression?21)do you still think that way about me?22)what do you think my weakness is?23)do you think i'll get married?24)what about me makes you happy?25)what abo

Kelly Stone
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Kel's
A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to > increase his > Sales. > > So he put up a sign that read,'Free Sex with > Fill-Up.' > > > Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and > asked for his > Free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 > to 10. > If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. > > The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, > 'You were close. The number was 7. > Sorry. No sex this time.' > > A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, > Bubba, > Pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for > his free sex. > > The proprietor again gave him the same story, > And asked him to guess the correct number. > > The redneck guessed 2 this time. > The proprietor said, > 'Sorry, it was 3. > You were close, but no free sex this time.' > > As they were driving away, the redneck said to his > buddy, > 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really > give away free > Sex.'

Kelsey's Purpose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3tgmja41NQ This little girl's family needs prayers.She was taking from her mom cause of child abuse then she was placed with here Grandma. the judge gave her back to here mom & then her Stepdad Michael Lee Porter kick her In the stomache & she died. the father came home from the war to bury his daughter. Please this family need prayers. go to this wen site & check it out please. http://kelseyspurpose.org/forums/index.php Help stop child abuse

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Ken Brookes
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 8 kilometers. Who the fuck runs 8 kilometers in 30 seconds? A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but the body was so badly burned that somebody would need to make a positive identification. That task fell to George's two friends, Joe and Al.Joe: "He's burnt pretty bad, all right. Roll him over." Joe looked at the dead man's buttocks and said, "Nope, that ain't George."Thinking the incident strange, the mortician straightened up the body and said nothing. He brought in Al.Al: "Wow, he's burnt to a crisp. Roll him over." Again, "Nope, that ain't George."Mortician: "How can you tell?"Al: "George had two assholes."Mortician: "What? How could he have two assholes?"Al: "Everybody knew George had two assholes. Whenever the three of us would go into town you'd hear people say, "Here comes George with those two assholes!

Kendra
She sometimes wake in the deepest part of the night,hoping to reach out and pull him into her arms.Holding him vlose to her beating heat. It brings tears to her eyes when she realizes that they can"t be together night. She can't help, but think that life is some what like a game of poker, We've been dealt a bad hand... Were the cards that don't go together...Some may call it fate,some may call it destiny,her love, but she has to believe whats meant to be is out of her hands and her control. Even those this maybe true,for a little while she was blessed with an angel in the cards,that was dealt by the lord himself.

Kendra Originals
Take a trip with me Anywhere you want to be Close your eyes, I’ll take you there Showing you how much I care I dream about holding you When I close my eyes I can feel it too The thought of you so far away Keeps me wishing for just one more day The pain in my heart makes me cry Memories of you make me sigh I know that soon we will finally be In eachothers arms for eternity kendra Take my hand And dream with me Remembering life The way it should be Hanging at the beach My face in the sun I look over at you The love has just begun Sitting together Sharing a touch Sharing a blanket And kisses full of so much Sitting in the sun You take my hand A gesture of love Our toes in the sand When you’re holding me close Nothing can compare When I’m with you I belong there Swaying to the music Closing my eyes Sharing a kiss Makes me realize I belong with you And you with me To share life together The way it should be dillines

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Kennybozzle's Cookbook
INGREDIENTS: 3 pounds rabbit meat, cleaned and cut into pieces 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/3 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 pound bacon, diced 1/2 cup finely chopped shallots 1 clove garlic, finely chopped 1 cup dry red wine 1 cup water 1 tablespoon chicken bouillon granules 1 tablespoon currant jelly 10 black peppercorns, crushed 1 bay leaf 1/4 teaspoon dried rosemary, crushed 1/8 teaspoon dried thyme, crushed 2 teaspoons lemon juice 3 tablespoons water 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DIRECTIONS: Place bacon in a large, deep skillet. Cook over medium high heat until evenly brown. Drain on paper towels and set aside. Sprinkle rabbit with salt and coat with 1/3 cup flour, shaking off excess. Brown rabbit in remaining bacon fat. Remove from skillet, along with all but 2 tablespoons of the fat, and reserve. Saute shallots and garlic in skillet for about 4 minutes, until tender. Stir in wine, 1 cup water and bouillo

Kenoskos
HOT! HOT! HOT! Join this new HOT GROUP! Im still looking for new officers such as promoters, recruiters, and small workers to help me run this group smoothly. HOW TO JOIN? 1. Send me a private message inquiring that you want to join. 2. You will be givin an application form that must be filled out and sent to me via fubar mail b4 u are approved. Ive had too many members join and jus want certain things or join and then concentrate on others groups so this time ima make sure i pick the right members. 3. YOU MUST EARN YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD!! This will ensure that you are not jus trying to join for a membership card. 4. There will b 3 folders dedicated to the KO girls. (1) for the membership cards (2) for the members (3) for newbie members that must graduate into the main members folder This is group is no different from any other fubar female group. Its basically a group of the hottest ladies on fubar. Different events will be held such as small raffl

Ken's Open Diary
I went to a BBW Party and it was pretty cool the music was nice and so was the people, and by the way, the food was excellent, after the party, one of the female friends ask if I wanted to stick around for the night in her room with her best friend, which I did, and lo and behold I wind up in bed with her best friend the next day, all I can say that my celibacy has ended, and it was terrific! I feel kind of weird not being in relastionship, but sometimes, you gotta move on, when me and Ashley decided that we needed a break. I understood that she wasn't ready to be in a relationship because of her job for one and the fact that we grew apart, it make sense. Well since I am sinlge again I went to a club, as a single man, I wanted to try my fliting skills out and low and behold it works I wind up getting a phone number from one of the bridesmaids from a bachelorette group. Wow, I guess I still got it. Ladies, I am a free agent and I am looking foward to your propositions.

Kens Korner
Was as nice and sunny blue sky today Saturday.. We are supposed to have a big snow storm this evening.. coming in from colorado and across the Great Lakes into Ontario.. I am heading hopefully to Toronto tomorrow, 50 miles south, to visit friends but will now have to see how the weather is...Canadian Environment says this may turn out to be the coldest winter coming n in many years... yeahhhhhhhh !! I love Global warming.. lolol She is up on her cradle for the winter storage. Another sailing season finished. Now I should get back to my music, keyboards, and recording. Always something to do. Retirement is great!! ... check out my little website. http://kenebabysplace.homestead.com/KensMusicPlace.html

Kenseth, Gordon Put On Race Of Champions
FONTANA, Calif. -- Jeff Gordon knew if he could get to Matt Kenseth in the closing laps of Sunday's Auto Club 500, he could pass him. By the way, so did Kenseth. But even though Gordon was able to close right up on the back bumper of Kenseth's Ford with less than 20 laps to go, unlike earlier in the evening, he couldn't motor past. And so with his 1.464-second victory, Kenseth becomes the first driver since Gordon in 1997 to win the Daytona 500 and again the following weekend. And like last weekend, weather was a factor. A persistent drizzle forced the first four caution flags, but unlike the race on the other side of the continent, Mother Nature relented enough to let this one go the distance. And the few fans willing to take a few hours to forget California's economic meltdown were treated to a classic showdown "I had the best seat in the house for that battle," third-place driver Kyle Busch said. "It was a good show for the fans. To see two superstars put on a show like tha

Kentro
1. Yesterday sucked, today sucked, tomorrow is going to suck, and this seems to be a pretty solid forecast for the rest of my enlistment. 2. Spending 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year training for something that there is a 99.9% chance that we will never do. 3. WWWDWOA? (what would we do without acronyms?) 4. Taking simple daily tasks and breaking them down into nuclear physics before doing them. 5. Having to attend a brief prior to carrying out any task more complicated than picking my nose. 6. Being a personal servant (that's basically all I am) to any one of the 300 thousand people in the military who out-rank me. 7. Being an adult and having somebody inspect me everyday to make sure I put my clothes on properly, and put my shoes on the right feet. 8. Having to wear a "cover," or hat, every time I want to go outside. 9. I love cleaning the same places over and over and over until either the paint comes off or my hands are bleeding. 10. Without the mili

Kentucky Derby
1 cup flour 2 teaspoons baking powder 1/8 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon dry mustard 1/4 teaspoon onion powder 3 tablespoons vegetable shortening 1 cup cooked ground country ham 1/2 cup milk, or less PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 450°. Combine flour, baking powder, salt, mustard, and onion powder in mixing bowl. Using a pastry blender cut in shortening until mixture resembles coarse meal. Add ham and enough milk to make a soft dough. Biscuits Turn out onto lightly floured board; knead for about 20 to 30 seconds. Roll out about 3/4-inch thick. Cut with small to medium biscuit cutter. Place on lightly greased cookie sheets. Bake for 10 minutes, until golden brown. Serve ham biscuits with butter. Makes about 18 to 24 biscuits. This is Beaumont Inn's Pastry Chef, Cathy Nichols, version of our regional classic pie. Scroll down to see more chocolate chip pie recipes. INGREDIENTS: Pie Crust: 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon sugar 1 cup butter, cut up 1/4 cup ice w

Kent23
Well not sure how to do this its my first time and i am an English gentleman so this may take a while...lol Im 23 a head chef in a place called Newcastle near the sea frount and im on here for a mess around and relly just to meet some fun people...x Im 23 and heading to America to open a restaurant in the big Cali its all set up and on its way to gettin finished message me if ya fancy a bite if your in town?

Kentucky Women --roflmao
Kentucky Women For those of you girls not from Kentucky--take note. Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Georgia and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Tenneessee. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a girl from Kentucky. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,

Kentucky In My Mind
Kentucky in my mind The mountains they engulfed me such a long long way from home excited and eager to conquer this realm of life on my own Listening to the moans of Bluegrass soothing an ache in my soul after awhile learning the heart doesn't have a home Everyone has roots that place you come from but you carry the heart with you you are it's home I let myself fall in love with the cool air through the pines If I close my eyes I can see it .....Kentucky in my mind

2008 Kentucky State H.o.g. Rally In Pikeville
More than 1,500 people are expected at the 2008 Kentucky State H.O.G. Rally in Pikeville June 12-14. It’s the first time in history that the rally will be held east of Lexington, said Rally Coordinator Tim Spencer. H.O.G., which stands for Harley Owners Group, is a non-profit, factory-sponsored motorcycle organization. H.O.G. Rallies, which occur annually in 48 states, attract visitors from all over the country and beyond, Spencer said. They consist of live music, organized motorcycle rides, games, food vendors, bike vendors and, of course, bike shows. Only those who own Harley-Davidson’s can become H.O.G. members, according to Spencer, though individuals can become associate members if they know someone who owns a Harley. The organization consists of more than one million members, with chapters based all over the world. This year’s rally in Pikeville will kickoff Thursday night with an Early Bird Party at the Eastern Kentucky Exposition Center for those who pre-register

Kentucky Ice Storm
I was just wondering that it seems like when another country has a disaster the US government is there the next day. Why then when there is a disaster here it takes a week? It took a week in New Orleans and it has taken a week here in western Kentucky where the county I live in has no power except generators, many fellow Kentuckians have a well due to no available water and as we all know wells require power. We can drive to town but are limited to 5 gallons, try going all day with only 5 gallons of water. We were told that we will not have electricity for at least a few weeks. The national guard has been here for a few days with many more coming today to help. Our county schools have been postponed "indefinately" The only thing we have is your prayer requests. Everyone enjoy the unthought of priveledges you have such as food,phones, water and power because without any of those really puts you in a hardship one could never imagine. The radio (generator run of course) says to ca

Kerala Honeymoon Packages
Kerala situated on the tropical Malabar Coast of the southern India has become a paradise estate for honeymoon escape due to its relevant characteristic ambience prevailing in it. Ecotourism and cultural attractions have made it one of the famous tourist destinations of India. The geographical beauty and its marvels was tag by tourist as the green paradise found on earth which had popularized its name far and wide. Kerala attracts about 0.66 millions of foreign tourist for which it had entered the super brand tourist destination. The beaches at Kovalam, Cherai and Varkala; alluring hill stations and resorts at Munnar, Wayanad, Nelliampathi, Vagamon and Ponmudi are the popular romantic sites rush by many couples seeking to relish honeymoon excitements in Kerala. They are some of the commonly sought out destinations of honeymoon packages. Here are few of the descriptions of its spell bound characters which empowers every couples visiting in it are as follows:Kovalam The name by itself m

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Kerri And Ashlyn's Blog
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Kerry's Thoughts
okay guys....please bare with me while I figure out how to use this site....have another site at myspace....kaptivatingkerry is the url. So if it takes me awhile to answer any mail or comments please be patient....remember ur dealing with a blonde!!! lol!

Kerry
So over the last few weeks i put all my effort into making someone realize all it takes is strength.... That being told "I Love you" Isnt always the truth but an easy way to play with your mind and your strength. People allow themselves to fall so hard for ppl...yet deep inside know damn well the person they fell for is making them look like a complete fool...Why do they do this? I Don't have the answers for that..but i guess maybe for the stimulation of having the "Someone loves me feeling" As sad as that really is.

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The Keys To My Heart
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Key West Pleasure
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Key West
I am in Key west for two weeks! Its really hot here right now! Tons of beautiful girls! WHAT IS UP WITH THE CHICKENS? theses things are running everywhere! Too funny. Wish everybody a great week. stay cool!!!!!!!!!1 peace out, Drew

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Kick Ass Party Last Nite
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A Kick Ass Band Named Pranah
When I was asked to do a review for Piranah, I was a bit scared but when i sat down to listen to the tracks for the hundreth time, it was easyfor me to do. The voice of Darren just allows your mind to wander to the a place you have never been to before. The bass gives your soul a place to jump to.

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If it ain't about money and pussy it ain't about me i recently checked out some pics posted by a fu-friend of mine that made me think heavily about the socio-political state of this little planet called earth and i've come 2 the conclusion that the revolution so hoped for and covertly fought by the conscious proletariat is being lost, not to capitalism, but to the collective lack of sagacity and /or perspicacity.My question is this; where have all of the che guevaras, bar khokbas, dhu al quarnayns, and jonatha jacksons gone ??? I can't figure out how to put the pictures I saved to a file onto my fu-page.Somebody please help me.

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Kidney
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Its feb. 9th and I am going to see Kid Rock live at joe louis arena in Detroit!!! I should be a good show! He is preforming with revrand run of run dmc; and other surprise guests! Ana can't drink but I'm sure I will drink plenty for the both of us LMAO!

7 Kids Of Sex!!!????
7 Kinds of Sex!!! ??? Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wi

Kids Internet Activity
Monitor your kids' internet activity Bug your kids' computers by buying software that logs what sites they browse, IMs, e-mails, etc. - it could save their lives! You can find software that'll limit your child's internet access. Kids are young and don't know about the preditors out there on internet land, even worse, not a lot of parents do either since they are not from the computer era! Heck, even I remember the days where there was no such thing as internet. Parents, educate yourselves, even take classes, cause you'll kick yourselves in the asses if you don't, besides, everything is computerized now, just go with it or become Amish.

Kids You Got To Love Them
Kids Ya Got To Luv Um The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked," Is your Daddy home?" "Yes", whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No." Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked," Is your Mommy there?" "Yes", came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "no". Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there anyone there besides you?" the boss asked the child. "Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's hom

The Kids
Well, considering that I have to work at 1130am tomarrow/today...Im going to make this nice and simple. Yes, I did have a problem saving my money and spending it wisely a few years ago. Or at least during the time, my ex was paying me child support and all of that extra money that he was sending me. Yes, I should have saved it up but that gives my ex no excuse for the money problems he has now with his new wife and the family he brought into his life. Yes, it is great that he has a new family but I think that you need to find yourself financially capable first before bringing in a new family. Oh, and I at least did not have to give up my children to my parents for awhile so that I can save money up because I can not afford to take care of them and then risk my parents wanting to get custody of my kids...hmmmm, and this new wifey of my ex's claims that I have a problem with my finances...lol. Okay, so I may be a little off the edge at times about all of this and it does seem

Kids Off Tap (k.o.t.)
subject: (NEW and UPDATED by Lady Enticing) K.O.T. If i forgot anyone in this new bulletin please please let me know ty all so much for your support(Revised by Lord Sinful)Repost (repost) date: 2007-01-01 13:21:22 K.O.T. IS A NEW GROUP (NOT FAMILY) WE ARE TRYING TO FORM TO KEEP KIDS OFF TAP. SINCE THIS IS AN ADULT SITE. SO WE ARE NEEDING EVERYONES HELP TO KEEP AN EYE OUT AT THE DOOR (AS THEY BECOME NEW MEMBERS) AS WELL AS ALL OVER THE SITE. HEY IF YOU'RE A CHERRY POPPER THEN LET US KNOW! THAT WOULD BE THE PERFECT PLACE FOR YOU TO KEEP AN EYE OUT AND MAKE SURE WE GET THEM OFF OF HERE RIGHT AWAY! IF YOU'RE A CONTEST BOMBER AND SEE ONE..... PERHAPS YOU'RE JUST A QUIET LURKER OR "OBSERVER" MAYBE YOU LIKE TO HIT THE LOUNGES AND CLUBS? AS YOU CAN SEE, WITH JUST THOSE FEW EXAMPLES, WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT HABITS THAT CAN ALL HELP IN SOME SIGNIFICANT WAY TO HELP KEEP THOSE THAT ARE TOO YOUNG OFF CHERRY TAP. SO CONTACT ANY OF US 3 AND LET US KNOW YOU WANT TO HELP KEEP KID

Kids Say The Darndest Things
SO I sitting on the computer when I hear Alex say from the kitchen to Cole..."Cole let me show you something cool on the dishwasher here. Now pay attention because someday you will be married and your wife will ask you to load the dishwasher and I don't want you to look like an idiot, so this is how you do it." I have no idea what possessed her to tell him that, but it was the cutest thing.

Kids Contest-misty Wins
OK ALL YOU OUT THERE, MISTY JUST WANTS TO THANK ALL OF YOU WHO TO THE TIME TO HELP HER WIN THE CONTEST. IT WAS A LONG BATTLE BUT IN THE END SHE ENDED UP WINNING. THE PRIZE WAS A DIAMOND RING AND DOZEN ROSES. IT JUST SHOWS THAT NEVER GIVING UP IS THE KEY TO WINNING. SO THANKS FOR ALL THAT TOOK THE TIME TO COMMENT BOMB LIKE CRAZY LOVE YOUR LITTLE CHERRY ANGEL, MISTY

Kids
I don't understand the youth today. Some say that the problem with todays kids is that there is to much influence of tv and games on young impressionable minds. Personally I find it to be alittle more in depth then that. I don't think it's fare to kids now a days. It's like they can't be just kids. They try to be so grown up, not realising there never gonna be kids again. It's pretty sorry if you ask me. "Your young, go jump in a pile of leaves, go see a movie with your friends, watch cartoons, play with playdough, run around in the rain just cause, BE A KID!" You get one chance to be a kid and then it's over. Most people find a point in there life when they want that sense of being a kid back in there lives. But the reality is, it's gone, and you can't get it back. Let's be honest it's fun to go drink and act a fool, it's great to find a person you think is beautiful and F*$# the living S%(* out of them, but theres gonna be lots of time to do that, for now just enjoy your yo

Kids
Okay my kids are 2 and 3.....Need I say more First my oldest got into the cake and spread icing all over my floor....UG!!!! and then he put all of the clean towels and wash cloths into the tub with him....and i just washed all of them prior to that.... man o man...my kids!!!

Kids At Heart
My Resignation haha anyone with me? RESIGNATION I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple, when all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible. I want

Kids
Earlier tonight I was in the drive thru at McDonalds, my youngest daughter popped up as I was talking to my oldest daughter about what kind of Dr her friend wanted to be. She said he wanted to be a General Practioner. My youngest daughter then yelled "Shawnee wants to be a Peteratrician!", meaning pediatrician. I was literally crying I was laughing so hard and the girl in the drive thru was asking my oldest if I was nuts. You gotta love the things kids say

Kids Finally Here At Last
Well the kids have been here a week. Seven days today. They seem to be ajusting to life in the south just fine. They love it here. of course havent heard from their dad in about 5 days either. But they love Adam and he seems to love him. Adam's family seems to like them too. Krissie and Tresa get along great and Bud and Matthew do too and everyone loves Theresa but she is so little and cute who couldnt love her. But I wanted to let everyone know how they are doing. Well after 7 long months my kids are finally here. I am so happy I am speechless. I leave tomorrow morning to drive to Chatanooga Tn. to pick them up. Their dad is driving them that far and I will meet them there. So at long last the wait is finally over.

Kids
I cant begin to tell you How I feel for you,my friends You are so dear to me Its true our friendship has no end. When things are down and lonely And no one seems to care I dont even have to say a word becasue your always there You always see the good in me When I just see the bad You bring a smile to my face When Iam feeling sad. I want to say "I Love You" And I tahnk Him every day For sending such a special friend Into my life this way And kf I learn on thing on earth I hope that it can be I'm just as good a friend to you As you have been to me. it is a pain in the ass when you have to work 7 days aweek with no days off help lets keep the polution down and keep our forest from being destroyed

Kids Will Make U Laugh....
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his > > bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an > > envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to > > "Dad." > > With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling > > hands and read the letter. > > Dear Dad: > > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to > > elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I > > have been finding real > > passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not > > approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight > > motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. > > But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that > > we will be very happy.She owns a trailer in the woods and has a > > stack of firewood for the whole winter. > > We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy ha

Kids
Hi all, I have a 9 yr old boy who is starting to really frustrate me here lately. He isn't acting like himself and i am wondering if there is something going on at school. A couple of years ago, when he was in the 1st grade he had a boy that was really bullying him, and instead of telling us or the teacher, or anyone else, he let all his anger build until one day the boy threw playdough at his head and hit him. My son turned around and stuck a sharpened pencil in the boy's hand. We have talked about this and he nows tells us when something is wrong at school or he tells the teacher/ principal. Here lately he seems distracted, more worried about small things then actually doing what he needs to be doing, like home work, making sure i check it all and sign his book, giving me important paperwork, etc..... He is a very good boy, and i know that it is nearing the end of school, and he is tired and ready for a break and fun, but for right now he needs to concentrate on school and completing

Kids And School
I just wanted to write a little about what is going on with my kids and school and all. Andrew, oldest son, is going into the 4th grade next year, man i can't believe how big he has grown. Kyle, my baby, is going to be going to a regular Pre-K class. It is still only the 2 1/2 hours per day, but it's mon-fri! He will be taking speech classes during the summer and also next yr. His special-ed teacher will keep an eye on his progress in the new class, and if there are any changes, if he starts to lag, or not progress like he is supposed to then she is going to pull him out. She really thinks he is ready for the regular class now and if that is the case then he will not need special classes later on. We hope anyways! I mean in just a few months, he is able to say the pledge of allegiance, name his colors, animals, the sounds they make, shapes, letters, and is wearing underwear to class. She and I can't believe how much he has learned and progressed. Andrew went back to school on Thursday,

Kids
well my daughter has been sick these few days. she was sick tuesday afternoon. she was running a real high fever and trowing up. i took her to the dr. that evening and they admitted her to that hospital. so we were in the hospital tuesday night untill this morning. the dr. didnt really know what the infection was. that is why we ended up there. but they kinda figure out it was probably a UTI. but she is so much better now im so glad. well just thought i would let everyone know that is the reason why i havent been on the past few days. well ttyl well my daughter is fixing to turn 5 this coming monday. im throwing her a party on sunday afternoon. it well be good for her. we are hoping that one of her friends from school gets to come that would be great if she could. but i havent talked to her mother so i dont know if she will though. so just to let all yall know i wont be on till that evening sometime. well i know that i told 1 or 2 of you that my daughter was has dental work done tod

Kids
my oldest moved out this weak and im not shure how to feal about it happy and sad its a new time for both of us ! im only 36 i looked forword to the fact that i wud b young wen she left home but now its hear she starts coll. in the fall im just kinda lost any thouts out there on movin on for me too lol > Happy happy joy joy im a kinky sex toy, fuck me, suck me, make me scream kinky > sex is all i need !

Kids Write About The Sea
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8) 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6) 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William age 7) 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6) 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother

Kids
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." ... Manuel, age 8 "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ...Greg, age 8 "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell...that's why perfume and deodorant is so popular." ...Mae, age 9 "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." ... Bart, age 9 "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." ... Alonzo, age 9 " When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour." ... Wendy, age 8 "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." ...Anita, age 8 "I look at kissing like this: Kissing is fine if you like

Kid's Letter To God
A Little boy wrote a letter to God, asking him for $100. He addressed to envelope Ã¢â‚¬Å“GodÃ¢â‚¬Â, put his return address on it, and dropped it in the corner mailbox. The postmaster thought this was such a nice gesture from a young child and decided to sent this letter on to President. The President was so touched by the little boyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s sincerity that he told his secretary to send the boy $5. Upon receiving the money, the boy wrote the following thank you letter: Ã¢â‚¬Å“Dear God- Thank you for the money. I noticed you sent it through Washington D.C. and of course, they have deducted $95. Love, JoeyÃ¢â‚¬Â

Kids
my kids are my world as ever one know it should be.thay are bad at times and a little hard to deal with at itmes but i wouldnt give them up for the world or anything to strait with every one.so if my ex-wife wants them come get them .and you better pack a lunch and dinner cause its going to be a all day job.then your going to lose any how!!!!

Kids And Projects
2 weeks ago i was informed by my 12 yr old son that he has to turn in a project. " what kind of project?" i asked him. " oh i have to build a water bottle rocket". i tell him no problem, just get the information and we can build it. we have to know what size water bottle, do we need to build a launcher, what will the teacher provide etc. the next day i ask " did you get the info?" to which he replied " no,, i forgot ". bring it home tomorrow he is told. it was forgotten about until the weekend just before it was due,,, still no info, nada,, " oh the directions mustve been washed and i am certain we need a launcher" grrr at the last minute we were scrambling to build a water bottle rocket, complete with launcher assy. total cost $68 at the local hardware store. gawd i was pissed. how could a project for school, thats worth so much of his grade require $65 in parts. the rocket and launcher were built,,we stayed up late sunday night workin on it. it was in on time. and now it sits on the

Kids' Cough Syrups Recalled
Some Kids' Cough Syrups Recalled Several Robitussin and Children's Dimetapp Products Recalled Because of Dosage Cup; No Problem With Medications By Miranda Hitti WebMD Medical NewsReviewed by Louise Chang, MDOct. 30, 2007 -- Wyeth Consumer Healthcare issued a voluntary recall today of several of its Robitussin products and Children's Dimetapp Cough & Cold Congestion product. The recall only involves the following products for all U.S. retailers: Robitussin Cough DM Robitussin Cough & Cold CF Robitussin Cough & Congestion Robitussin Chest Congestion Robitussin Head & Chest Congestion PE Robitussin Cough Sugar Free DM Children’s Dimetapp Cold & Chest Congestion In a news release, Wyeth says the recall has nothing to do with the medications themselves. Instead, it's about the dosage cup that comes with the products. Wyeth will remove dosage cups that don't have a half-teaspoon mark, which is the recommended dose for children aged 2-6, and replace those product

Kids
Did you go through a period of time (or perhaps, like me ...since day one)that your child seems completely deaf to you. You honestly cannot tell the difference....If it isn't want they want to hear they could have bomb go off in their ear...and not blink an eye...I speak from experience. BUT...what todo about it. I finally found a new way to know if they just aren't paying attention...or they are ignoring deliberately... IT is amazing ...the results you get with this. As soon as I become aware that they have not acknowledged a word of what I have now repeated at least 3 times...I think of something that really catches them...FOR MY DAUGHTER..."Hey should we invite _____over for dinner, would you like that?" Her boyfriend of course is the invitee.... The results would astonish anyone ...for now she has given me her ears, her eyes are on me, and she is now leaning half-way across the room from me... As for my son !!, he is somewhat harder, he knows when and where the MONSTER

Kids
I have 2 children.. One is 3 and one is 1.. I love them both dearly.. As for the father he has not seen my 3 year old which is adopted out now since she was about 6 months old.. The same guy is the father of my 1 year old which is with my dad.. He has not seen her since she was 2 months old.. Now he is coming around and wanting to see them and I don't think that he deserves the chance to know them.. So am I wrong for that or should he have the chance

Kids Talking About Marriage
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having f

Kids
Slow down for three minutes to read....It's so worth it. What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think : ____ "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 _____ "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 _____ "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 _____ "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 ___ "Love is what makes you smile wh

Kids
What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think

Kids Song
DREAMLAND I will see you in Dreamland Theres lots of candy and cakes For us to eat and toys to play I will see you in Dreamland Chrous: I will see you in Dreamland For we can have fun together Make a wish and ur wish will come true and there ur wish be there with you I will see you in Dreamland where things comes true with wish like I wish a flying Golden Fish I will see you in Dreamland Chorus: I will see you in Dreamland I will see you in Dremland

Kids
How to deal with today's youth. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad would have a good one, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his answer. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

The Kids
I woke up this morning to a shake and a poke from an innocent 5 yr old anxiously awaiting her first day of Kindergarten. We have spent the last year counting down the days on the calendar when this day would come. I was filled with anxiousness and excitement for her up until this afternoon. As her name was called and she went to her teacher and got her name tag and everything she needed for her desk, I felt proud and overwhelmingly sad at the same time. Where the HELL did time go??? It almost seemed increasingly unfair that all of a sudden I am forced to learn how to let go. Not totally, but a little bit. She was so proud of her Hannah Montana shoes she was FINALLY able to wear, she had to show them to any and every willing person that would look and smile. And don't get me started on her black and pink Hello Kitty backpack. I wasn't worried one iota that she would have a problem making friends in her first year of school. The boy she had been talking to before class began

Kids These Days
My sister called this morning and told me that she caught my 10 year old niece smoking a cigarette behind a dumpster in the alley at her house! She was asking my input on what should be her punishment! I told my sis to remember what mama did to me when I was caught smoking behind the church when I was 15...(which was to smoke a WHOLE DAMN pack right in front of her WHILE reading an encyclopedia about the advanced stages of lung cancers..which was full of gross pictorials...DAMN). That cleared my desire to smoke cigarettes right up! I dont think that my niece should smoke a pack but maybe do a book report on the risks of smoking and present it to her classmates or something to that nature! What input should I give my sister? What would you do? A) Tell her to remember what mama did to me... B) Approach it differently..like loss of TV, cell phone, extra chorus, etc...

Kids Say The Darndest Things
So today was day two in carrying out the lesson plan I made for Geometry (which I'm teaching to the fourth grade class I'm assigned to. Basically I'm having the students make short skits using the geometry terms in groups of three or four. One of the groups was having trouble deciding what to do so I started spouting off possible scenarious they could try. They decided they liked the idea of a game show. They quickly set to work on creating what they thought would be a good cross between funny and informational. I was relieved since these three students did not originally want to work together. Well, they began thinking that two of them would be contestants on the show and one of them would be the host. Well, the little boy that wanted to be the host is one of our students who loves to be funny and silly and creative...he felt that the only girl in the group should be the "nerd" that knew all the answers and the other boy in the group should be the "cool homie." The three deb

Kids
Lately I have found myself being kept busy by my grand-daughter. Last night ric and I both received invites from her to join bebo. I haven't joined but have checked out the site today. It's not somewhere my ten year old grandchild needs to be. I talked to her mom, my daughter, today about it. It seems when the babysitter is there my grandchildren do quite a few things they aren't supposed to. The babysitter knows that when their mom isn't there the kids aren't supposed to be on the computer but lets them anyway. Time for a new babysitter! But it was daycare, not the babysitter, that helped my grand-daughter set up internet accounts. So lately I find myself spending my online time checking around for my grandchildren. I know my daughter is going to handle the matter in more ways than one. she may even be shutting down her computer completely. I have my three year old still at home with me. And even though several years will pass before he's ready to surf the net I have already installed

Kids Are Why I Need A Drink!
You know I have a wonderful gorgeous nine year old. She is this blonde haired blue eyes little cherub. But underneath this is a satan spawn. She used to be sweet and loving. Now she is nothing but anger and arguments. I know its because I am not home at night. Her father tends to either yell at her instead of talking to her or he is too busy with playing video games to pay attention. I have to work. I have to make a living. I guess I have to take a pay cut and try and find a day job. I finally found a job that is good for me and pays a great salary. My daughter is more important. I am just at my wits end...not sure what to do with her anymore. I welcome any suggestions! Thanks for listening!

Kids
just looking at my kids,i cannot believe how much they grow up on me. sometime i wish they all baby but i know they have to grow up . i know to let they go is going to be hard for me but they have make thier our life tooo. i love them so much they are my heart and soul. and if u have kids u know what i'm talking about. i guess grow and die that part of life. but i will be with them all their life no matter what . they are growing up

Kids Car
i went down to corpus christi saturday and bought my daughter a 1965 a code mustang it needs new interior and a paintjob but the body is perfect and the motor runs great.i will be posting pictures soon of the car and during the rebuilding so you all can see how its going

Kids Dad
Mark Passed this morning . The girls did not get the chance to say good bye to him. I think i feel better that they did not have to be there while he went. But i still wish they were able to give a last kiss. The girls are there now with the family and hope they all are going to be ok He was 49 years old . Rest in peace Mark Will always love ya They gave my girls dad 2 more days on support so they can be there with him as he goes. Amanda left for tampa tonight and Jessica will arrive tomorrow. I am so proud of them that they want to be there for him as he leaves this world. But i am worried for them if they can deal with the things that happen as he goes. I just hope they made the right choice. WE have gotten some bad news about an hour ago about the girls dad , He will be gone in 4 more hours . My heart is so crushed , I was happy they gave him till december but he took a turn for the worst last night , He is in a coma and will not wake after 5 tonight . Now the girls are

Kids
Need some help guys. I have 2 children from 2 different women. My son is the oldest and spends more time with me that my daughter does. To answer questions, he is 8. Problem is, he has been acting out real bad lately. We have taken him to a Therapist and had sessions alone, and together. Now he has been lieing constantly about the smallest stuff and not doing what he is supposed to do. We have done time outs, taken his things away from him, and still doesnt work. We are considering spankings now. I am asking all parents out there to give me their opinion. Is there something else we can try or are we missing something???

Kids!!
Always laugh when you can, It's cheap medicine. Whatever you do, put romance and ethusiasm into the life of your children. The soul is healed by being with children. Blessed is the man who keeps in touch with his childs heart. Children seldon misquote you. In fact they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Teach a child to trust in God, not the morning headlines. It is better to bind your children to you by a feeling of respect, and gentleness, than by fear. The roots grow deep when the winds are strong. The tongue is the deadliest of all blunt instruments. When you're dealing with a child, keep your wits about you, and sit on the floor. That energy which makes a child hard to manage is the energy that afterwards makes him a manager of life. A world without children is a world without newness, regeneration, color and vigor. The surest way to make it hard for children is to make it easy for them. Don't limit your child to your

Kids Are Crazy
so we all know about the site myspace, it's as much a part of the modern culture as computers and the internet. I like most people have a myspace. and my daughter has seen my myspace over my shoulder as I am messing around on the site. well I was sittiner hmessing around on my fubar.com page and Athena sat next to me and said is that "your space?" I chuckled and explained you mean myspace? she says "that's what I said" and rob explains when he says it he calls it myspace, when I say it it's called my space..so whn she says it it's called myspace. and she says "that's what I SAID it's your space" and the only thing that caame to my mind was who's on first..."

Kids Are So Amazing
kids are so amazing... WHAT LOVE MEANS TO AGE 4 TO 8 YEAR OLD CHILDREN Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouths of babes. What does 'Love' mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does 'love' mean?' The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: 'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love. ' Rebecca- age 8 'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth. ' Billy - age 4 'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other. ' Karl - age 5 'Love is when you go out to eat and

Kids
my 4yr old starts school today!!! i'm a bit worried as to how she will go on,i didn't worry about her sister as much cos she is so easy going nothing much worries her and she just goes with the flow. the 4yr old on the other hand is strong headed and has a very strong will to do what she wants,she will tell you not to shout at her if you do and gets very stroppy very easy. its going to be interesting to see what the teacher says at picking up time.

Kids Cereal Dope Addicts
ever look at kids cartoons or cereal boxes? there is some crazy shit goin on here i need to point out. ok lets start, first golden smacks, first of all sugar bear is all fucked up in the eyes, his shit is all half open and shit. not to mention a big spoon with a golden drip comin out it, ( can someone say herione). rice crispies is snap crackle and pop. snap is snorting, crackle is cooking then smoking, and pop is shooting it. and the fucking cereal is supposed to be full of little voices telling me stuff. the flintstones is full of yellin at ur wife, scooby doo is all strung out on the "scoobie snacks", I cant even begin to tell you how fucked up Gumby is i mean cmon gumby prickle and goo? bugs is a part time cross dresser, daffy fucks his friends over all the time for his own personal gain. the more i watch the more i see add to this blog if you see something i havent yet.

Kids Stuff
Bath & BodyWorks 3-in-1 Bubble Bath, Body Wash and Shampoo in Cool Kiwi Berry is totally aimed at kids: it's brightly colored, heavily scented, multi-tasking (3-in-1!) and has a cute little reindeer with a cheery scarf on the front of the package. The chemical ingredients aren't so kid-friendly, including sodium laureth sulfate, propylene glycol, and PEG-12 and PEG-150, which are often contaminated with an unlabeled cancer-causing impurity called 1,4-dioxane. Also on the back of the bottle is a warning: "CAUTION: Use only as directed. Excessive use or prolonged exposure may cause irritation to skin and urinary tract... Keep out of reach of children except under adult supervision." Kids' soap doesn't need to contain ingredients that may damage the skin and urinary tract in the short term, or ingredients that are linked to other serious health effects in the longer term, like early puberty (which is a risk factor for breast cancer) or reproductive harm. Holiday gifts like those sol

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So I am at a friends house and she is yelling at her kids to go in there room and clean them. But her words were " Clean this shit up".. I told her to calm down and stop yelling..a few minutes later her daughter walks in crying.. I asked her what was wrong and she said to me.." Mommy is going to be mad..I can't find any poop on my floor"..

Kidsville Poems/essays/lists
FIXUPS ( C 2006 ) Josie Roberts "Take me to Tooth Fairy quick!" Said hiccuping St. Nick -- since "That sleigh step had a quirk & I bit the dirt." She told me once or twice That with doctors & nurses she can break the ice. If that applies when I break twice,a Perhaps I can avoid danger of rolls of dice. The luck of draw & rainbow heaven Is not something I want kids to be dreading. Keep the joy toy sleigh going, Even as corrections are flowing. At it Again on Christmastime ( C 2006 ) Josie Roberts Dasher faints me dead away. Dancer extols me come what may. Prancer shifts gears for cheer. Vixen plays games far & near. Comet gives all in depth of vision. Cupid embarks no each collision. Donner down, up, around ponders. Blitzen insists of who which I'm fonder. Rudolf glows in sheer delight. Randolph 1/2 steo sgiws whatzit right/light. Calling you out they say, Or get with the program yesterday. But blastingcaps approaches & spins Of bearings

Kids Names I Am Thinking About For Me And My Fioncee
girls names taea nichole fouts araleigh victoria fouts mericle renee fouts destination hope fouts boys names james ryan fouts tea kennith fouts rodney allen fouts robbie kennith fouts the 3rd

Kids Are Quick
An American mother went to a MacDonald's with her two children age 6 and 8. She ordered two Happy Meals with chicken for the children and a hamburger with fries for herself. While they were eating the 6-year old was more interested in the slide across the street then in the chicken nuggets which he didn't even touch. So the mother decided she would eat them. She was in for quite a surprise... Without actually watching what she was doing she was bringing a chicken biggest to her mouth, just when her 8-year old son yelled not to eat it. So she looked at the biggest to find that -- despite the crust, it looked just like a chicken's head. Nobody knew how it got there. The manager offered them their meal for free and two more weeks of free meals. But it was no use. The mother pressed charges and demanded 100,000 dollars compensation. Someone took a lot of time

Kids Say The Damnedest Things
My youngest who is 11 was at the Mexican restaurant the other night. When the waitress came to take our order she was speaking in Spanish to which my daughter replied "I don't speak Taco Bell". I almost died.

Kids
Okay, its 6.30 am and it rings. I dress myself and go down. Wash my face and TRYING to wake up my kids. One is laying on his belly i am trying to get his socks on.... His leg goes slowly up but further no reaction. But finally i got the socks on his feet. :). Then i lift him up put him on the ground and tell him to watch out for the door. When i don't do that then he will hit his head. Wi'll he is going for his pee i wake up the other one. He is fully under his blankets and i first have to find a opening to get him out. Also i put his socks on and send him to the toilet. The little one is finally back from the toilet and he is standing in front of me with his eyes still shut. I help him to get his PY's out and dress him up. When he is finished i send him down. The oldest finished toilet and i do the same with him. When i come down i see them laying on the couch. One with his head down and his feet in the air the other one is laying on the couch as if he is a little puppy. I make some

Kiefer Sutherland!!
We are going to start a petition/support line for Kiefer. This will basically act like a petition but it's going to show how many people are actually behind Kiefer and supporting him through this. Cause, quite frankly, with all the shit that's going on with the press and everything. The guy needs to know that there are people out there who care about him and are supporting him 100 PERCENT! So here's the idea. You guys have up until the 14th October to give me as many names of people that are behind him on this. Add the names to this thread and I will create the list that I'll send off to Ironworks with a small message about what we're doing. (I by no means excuse him for what he did, but none-the-less, I DO SUPPORT HIM!!!) We just want to show Kiefer how much we love him and that we ARE completely with him on this. He should know that he has us for support as well as friends and family. So, if you guys can just go spread the word wherever possible. Myspace, Facebook wher

Kieyahs Big Day
Well today was Kieyahs 2end birthday. We had a party for her. She had her friend/boyfriend Joshua from swimming come, hes 10 months & to cute. There was 7 kids two left before the cake. So there wasnt all that many people & thats okay with me. I find if theres to many people then its hard to move around. The only one Kieyah really cared to play with was Joshua. We met him & his mom Cindy during swimming on Wednesday. Last time we where swimming was on March 8th I figured why not invite him the worst that can come out of it is they say no. His parents where so happy it was his first birthday party invitation. They got Kieyah balloons she seemed to want to play with them more then open her gifts. Cindy said she felt bad for not getting Kieyah something big, I told her it doesnt matter what you get her as long as you show up. Like I said before she liked the balloons more then anything else. So all in all the birthday party went great. Jeremy Crow made Kieyah the best birthday card

Kieyah
Last night I decided that today after I dropped of Tristen at preschool that I would take Kieyah swimming at the YMCA in the big pool. Yesterday I went out bought her little swimmers (these diapers for the pool) and a over coat for her bathing suite. This morning I got up got both kids ready. Took the bus to the YMCA. Kieyah got her membership card her very own membership card. We dropped Tristen off. Then Kieyah and I went swimming. It took me 10 minute for her to let me put her in the water all the way. Then we found that big blue floating thing and she sat of that and moved around the pool. Played with her ball and splashed around. She had a great time. Trying to get her out of the pool was so hard. She didnt want to get out. We swam from 9am-11am but she had fun. This was her first time in a big big pool like that. She has never been in a lake just the little pool we have here. I am hoping to take her out to the YMCA next week for another morning of swimming. Please feel free to ch

Kife Will Go On
I have played to the game with three women and i did not think it would come back at me....well it did....I lost two great women who have been there every step of the moment for me....then there was one that i was infatuated with and she has nothing to do with me due to the fact that i have lied to her and i have lied to a girl that I was with for 4 years and to a woman that bared my children for 13 years...i am a complete no good for nothing asshole...and i just want everyone to know that i can not be trusted and that I am a worthless piece of shit...and i want to say sorry and ask for forgiveness for what i have done...but i know they will never forget what i did...i will live up to the name of asshole because i am one... from the asshole LIFE DOES NOT EVOLVE AROUND ONE PERSON OR DOES IT WELL ONLY ONE KNOWS DAT ANSWER I GUESS THEY CHOOSE TO MAKE IT THAT WAY. BUT OTHERS JUST WISHED THAT LIFE WOULD GO ON............. SO HOW MANY OUT THERE KNOW WHOU LIFE SHOULD ACTULLY EVOLVE AROU

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Kikismith's Blog
A wedding is a special occasion in life. It is full of magical moments which couples never forget till their death. Each and every person wants to make it memorable. They dress beautifully and wear elegant pieces of jewelry on this special day. The importance of wedding day is so much that bride buy stunning wedding dresses to become the centre of attraction. Wedding dresses are such an opportunity for any bride to show their unique sense of style and to really make a fashion statement. It is an expression of your personality, so do not hold back; let your imagination run wild! Gone are the days of the plain 'meringue' style wedding dresses with a little cute well-placed bow; now couples have become more fashion conscious and they are trying designer bridal gowns and other elegant dresses. Picture:

Kilby
Ok, some may call my a jilted lover, others may call me stupid . But still I thought this man could do no wrong. Not long after we got back together (if that is what you could really call it), I was laying in his arms and he told me that he was taking his wife to Hawaii, because she had found out about his extra marital affairs and that this was the ONLY way that he could keep his marriage intact. Wow what a blow. But just as it happens, while he was living large in Hawaii, I was in Atlanta. I thought about him often but there was a side of me that, for the sake of his son, I thought he needed to make his marriage work. He returned home and told me that all the did was argue and fight the whole time and that he felt he had wasted thousands of dollars. Will the next

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Killer07
well today was kinda gay!!! its my dads 35th bday if he was still alive!!! im real bumbed about it cause i keep thinking about it. oh well i'll get over i guess!!! so i know this was gay but yeah peace!!!

Killer
if you all want pics of me on here(adult pics) tell me send me a message black rose falls on the ground covered in blood from my veins. as the knife falls. i slip as i lye there covered in blood as the rose hits ur cheek. do u care as u feel the rose upon ur face. as i grab the rose the thorns brings more bleed. as i lye there my site fades thou black as u watch and cry. Jeff L Claybourn Copyright ©2006 Jeff L Claybourn Death O Y Death o why do u want me? Y don't u want sum1 else? What's so special about me that u cant find in others? O y do u care so much for me when u no others more? Y shell u haunt me? U show me the violent past of other deaths? Y don't u listen 2 me when I say stop? Y don't u let love though Ur dark ways of killing? Y should I put up with Ur stuff? Killing is it a game 2 u? Jeff Claybourn Copyright ©2006 Jeff L Claybourn Eyes So freaky. So weird. All ways shining their way. Y should we close our

Killing Time
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