Fubar Blogs 2

You Dont Know What Gos On In My Head..
If I am silent and not talking to much..maybe its not me you should look at but yourself. I tend to build walls up around me to protect myself. Just becuz it looks like I am ok at times..does not always mean I am. I will go on with my life and might appear like all is fine..when at times I am far from fine. As the saying gos..dont judge a book by its cover.. (and when I tell you how I feel..dont just throw it away or ignore me.)

You Ever Feel...like Its One Of Those Damn Days
I feel like I am heavily broken right now and I dont know why. I was so happy yesterday. I slept all day today. I need to sleep more. I can't keep going on like an hour of sleep a day. It's killing me. Im just so tired. I just feel so sad. :(( I feel like I am heavily broken right now and I dont know why. I was so happy yesterday. I slept all day today. I need to sleep more. I can't keep going on like an hour of sleep a day. It's killing me. Im just so tired. I just feel so sad. :((

You Eaze My Pain...
its day three from my surgrey and im feeling better im glad that its over...finally can smoke again and eat almost normally...im feeling alone and very weird...im coughin up this brown crap...my doctoer/dentist said that its the blood that i swallowed...*yuck* im getting irratated of being in my house...but everytime i go outside it rains...and i feel like me and my ...bf...are fallin apart...but i guess its ok..it kinda hurts but if it has to be i guess ill let it...cause i just want him to be happy...ill be happy when hes happy...i miss him alot...i hope he misses me to wow...i got my bottom wisdom teeth pulled today and i remember it all the right onw was a piece of cake and the left one they had a problem with .... dang my jaw!! Grr...just stopped bleeding alittle while ago..and ate.. but ne ways...im missin my pshyco babes even thou i just saw him last night.but oh wells i can wait till im all better then we can have lots of fun!! oh wells until then im gonna sleep and cruz in th

You Fall In Love And Thats The First Mistake
Just sitting here and feel like bloggin some shit down. Why does one fall in love with danger? Ever man i seem to attach my heart to, something happens. Like God is saying.."your not ready to love, joanna" Its frustrating...what do i do. Ever time i meet a man, i'm faced with a challenge. Normal people have a man and get to spend time with that man. I have to wait, give it time, he'll finish his time. Fuck that. Why love someone who doesn't love you back? It says "I love you," but i just ain't feeling it. Can someone really be in love with words? Is it possible to just keep being in love by reading a letter? Thats jacked. If there is love there you'd think someone serving would have the time to write. And if your some bitch thats hating my words rite now...stop reading. You have no power to tell me what i should do, your not in my shoes rite now. You have no idea...so just keep your bullshit lines to your damn self. This shit is used to express my emotions...let you know what i feel...

You Fucking Fuck
You want fucking pictures of my child, you fucking pay your child support and take responsibility for this child, created out of hate. You Fucking Fuck. You send your brother to my page bc hes on my friends list and have him go in and save pictures to send to you. You say he and you are going through the same thing. FUCK YOU YOUR WRONG! YOU TOLD ME TO LEAVE! YOU TOLD ME TO MOVE FROM PA TO INDIANA! YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR US ANYWAY! YOU TOLD ME THE BEATING WOULD STOP IF I DID! HE DIDNT TELL HIS EX TO TAKE OFF WITH HIS KID LIKE YOU DID! HE PAYS HIS CHILD SUPPORT AND STILL GETS DICKED!YOURE NOTHING BUT A LYING PIECE OF SHIT! NOW I HAVE TO REMOVE HIM FROM MY PAGE ON THAT OTHER SITE BECAUSE OF THIS BULLSHIT WITH YOU PLAYING A VICTIM TO YOUR FAMILY! HE WAS THE ONLY ONE IN YOUR FUCKING FAMILY I LIKED! YOU WANT RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD YOU FUCKING EARN THEM GOD DAMMIT! I SWEAR TO HELL! YOU WONT SIGN OVER YOUR RIGHTS BECAUSE ITS WHAT I WANT YET YOU AGREED IT WOULD BE IN THE BEST INTEREST

You Found Me
Mindless scribbles in a margin, eyes vacant of hope. Fighting through pain, succeeding, but failing miserably. Digging into a deeper hole, you pulled up my hand. You helped me out, sharpening my dull vision. Helping me through lies, holding through the pain. A mindless scribble has meaning, hope for eternal bliss, you found me. Jessa, there will never be words for me to ever express how I feel about you...you are by far one of the most unique and amazing person I have in my life. I hope that never CHANGES either. Rusty, I have only one word for you "love" you are n will always be special to me ... you gave me alot more than you will ever realize n for that I am grateful. I miss my friend....

You Gotta Join Us!!
Hey everyone, there is a REALLY cool lounge.. you can almost ALWAYS find me there.. it's called The Hidding Place..... Come join the party!! all are welcome as long as they dont cause trouble.... So... SEE YA THERE!! heres the link http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=4632

You Gotta Try This See If Your Name Fits You
Spell your name and check each letter in it & see if your name rocks A: Likes to flirt. B: Likes to flirt more than an "A" C: Really likes to chill. D: Has one of the best personalities ever. E: Good Kisser F: People adore you. G: Never let people tell you what to do. H: Has a very good personality and looks. I: Is always there for their friends. J: Lives life for fun. K: Really silly. L: Loved by everyone M: makes dating fun N: Dead sexy O: Best in relationships P: Popular with all types of people Q: A hypocrite. R: Freakin crazy S: Easy to fall in love with. T: a sweet heart. U: Really wild and crazy. V: Not judgemental. W: Very broad minded. X: Never let people tell you what to do. Y: One of the best friends anyone could ask for. Z: Always ready.

You Got A Friend
Having true friends is very important. They are rare and hard to find, but when you do. You want to hold on and cherish them. I think these ladies sing it well. I am a big James Taylor and Carole King fan. I hope you enjoy this too.

You Guys Rock!
Sorry I haven't been on much as of late but thanks to Mrs T, Deb, Nancy, Chelle, Vanessa, HDBikerGirl, Janelle, Shy in Arizona, Tracy, Vanella, Ann, Mouthy, Candy, BEEP, DazzleDoll, Lips of an Angel, Sissy, "P"eaches, Darkness Personified, baby Girl, Dark Queen, Dark Karma, Pink Dove, Silver Raven, Nana Deb, Unlucky, SIN, Mezmereyez, for thinking about me and/or sending me Happy Birthday. If I missed anyone I'm sorry it was not on purpose.

You Glass Son Of A Bitch!
Sometimes it weighs so heavily on me I feel as if the world is on my shoulders. It would be easy to just put it down. Or so I tell myself constantly. Putting it down would be quitting though and that's just not me. I get so tired of the bullshit games and rules that everyone pretends to follow. Rules are for lazy selfish people who need to be told what to do because they can't do it otherwise. Fuck rules. Everyone knows what they have to do to make life possible. If someone doesn't want to do it then life is not possible for them. That's the law of nature, which we continually tell ourselves we're better than. Why aren't we more like the Romans? At least they were honest about their politics. Conquer, then democracy. We may as well go to the colloseum and watch gladiators kill each other for the violence and gore that's on tv. Because it's not real it's less bad? Since when? Is that why it's okay to put cancer causing perservatives in our food? Don't try to tell me it's not related

You Gotta See And Hear This!!!
hello im an r&b artist from michigan . music is my love ,and first born . i invite you to check out my music page . i have a demand sticker located on the myspace page . click on the link if you like me to perform in your city. if not i understand . accept me to be your friend , and lets keep in contact. if i perform in your city and get enough demands in your city ,then maybe we can go to the club or bar , and have a few drinks . hope to hear from you soon , dont get too typsy lol. www.myspace.com/sweetpetite26

You Gotta Read This One
1. When was the last time you kissed someone? Does ass count? Cuz I have been kissing ass ALL DAY 2. How do you flush the toilet in public? By the handle, DUH 3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? As opposed to wearing a seatbelt while seated on my computer chair? Oh, wait. That could be useful for those particularly strenuous cyber sessions. 4. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are about to run out of it. Air 5. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? Hong Kong Phooey. After all, I am the number one superguy! 6. What is your favorite pizza topping? Coochie, but getting a woman to sit on steaming hot mozzerella is a challenge. If it burns the roof of your mouth, what would it do to your ass? 7. Do you crack your knuckles? They are a lot better to crack than my nutts 8. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head? You got a brand new key. I friggin hate that song. 9. Did just mentioning t

You Gotta Be Kidding!
Black hurricanes.... It appears that our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman, from Florida, has complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up! She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in language that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report. I can hear it now: A weatherman in Miami and Tampa says... Wazzup, muth a-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren, yo' Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest guv'ment office fo yo FREE sh*t!

You Got..disco Fever..
< tr> To get on this train r/f/a all members. And in case you're not sure what those letters mean... RATE/FAN/ADD ...and you MUST do all three. Let them know that you are joining the "STAYING ALIVE" in your friend request. If they are already a friend leave them a comment like "Staying Alive" or something similar and don't forget to re-rate them. Don't just pass them by because you're already friends. >>>>>>>NO DRAMA

You Gotta See This
So I go from a good well reserved girl to a little naughty. Not sure how I am feeling about that but will figure it out in do time. I think it is cool how people look at my pics weather it is a great pic or a slightly naughty pic. I don't want anyone to get me wrong I love myself and I love my body. I just don't like to share it with others. I appreciate my loyal friends and I have a few special ones that I treasure. I am a fun person and I like when new people come in the lounge it becomes initiation and fun. Really though there are good people as well as bad but keep the ones close to you that mean something because they really can become real life friends. Yes today is the super bowl and I am hoping arizona gets their butt kicked for beating my panthers. Here is the thing that gets on my nerves about football. Most girls pretend to like it only because of the guy they are with. I played football in high school on a team. What is unnerving is when women talk about it like they know

You Gotta Buy Me
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You Got Growin' Up To Do
Joshua Radin - You Got Growin' Up To Do (feat. Patty Griffin) I've been down this road before I walk out the door Leave you on the floor Sometimes you run and hide Your foolish pride's what keeps me from giving you more So the best thing I can give to you is for me to go Leave you alone 'Cause you got growing up to do Some day I'll return when it's time for payment in kind The church bells are chimed You stand before me surrounded by lights Dressed in white You threw flowers in the air this night But the best thing I can give to you is for me to go Leave you alone You got growing up to do Looks like the rain is pouring down on me It's drowning me now and all I want is to come back home And this old corduroy coat is not keeping me dry But I can think of what else to try That's why the best thing I can give to you is for me to go Leave you alone You got growing up to do Yeah The best thing I can give to you is for me to go Leave you alo

You Guys Take This Way To Seriously...
So i rate you all a 1,2,3... and you all get pissed off... why? Its not like you win money... so what if you are highest rated, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK... and you say "oh well i have military friends"... If they have any sense they would probably laugh at you. I would. I DON'T GIVE TWO FLYING DOG SHITS IF YOU RATE ME A ONE... and if your 47 years old, keep the shirt please....

You Gotta Love It
All my friends know that I send daily comments and I get enough positive response to continue this effort but occassionaly I get a rogue message from a so-called friend telling me to stop sending them crap and then they block me... Not everyone likes the comments and I can certainly understand that but they simply need to tell me thank you but they don't like the daily comments. I guess politness is a fading quality on the FU these days. If you don't like the daily comments, all I ask is be polite in letting me know and if you don't want to be my friend anymore, again let me know politely

You Gotta Laugh At This
> Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and> have a> surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is> born,> they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the nursery ward,> eleven> are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling> serenely.> > > A nurse comes by and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out> the> happy child as theirs.> > "Isn't it wonderful?" one gay says to the other. "All these unhappy> babies> and yet our baby is so happy. This just> Proves the superiority of gay love!"> > The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens> when> I pull the pacifier out of his ass.">

You Have A Sexual Iq Of 160
You have a sexual IQ of 160 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

You Have A Sexual Iq Of 157
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

You Have A Sexual Iq Of 146
Your Pornstar Name is:XXX Yonge Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

You Have A Sexual Iq Of 134
http://.poetry.com/voteforme/poemvote1.asp?PID=12103129 let me know what you think by: Edward James Millar The Woman I want a Dance with... Makes me smile... The Woman I want a Dance With Makes my Heart sing everytime we Talk... It Gives me Hope When the Woman I want A dance With Says She cares... And Yes thats Right... Your the woman I want a dance with... You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

You Have A Sexual Iq Of 131
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

You Have Nsfw Dorks To Blaim....
Do the past few days of someone marking my NSFW folder pics, NSFW and causing hassles. I am going through all the peeps on my friends list and if you haven't kept intouch, I will be removing you. If you wish to be re-added then contact me directly! You have this NSFW Creep to blaim for this... Sorry to all, but there's always one to spoil it all for everyone!

You Hate Me But You Don't Even Know Me
if you love a good dirty joke see my stash over 350 jokes and still adding 10.take a shower 9. watch a porn, or a movie 8. go swimming, ride a bike 7. clean the house, apt, your room, whatever 6. make some mac & cheese, a grilled cheese with ham 5. workoff that mushroom top 4. wash the car 3. go shopping 2. read a book, newpaper, listen to some music 1. do whatever it takes get ya game up. upgrade your life style make it better for your family on the real hateing is for losers that don't won't nothing in their life and is fine with working at a gas station for five years so if i hurt someones feelin with this one it just means you are a hater so don't take it personal don't hate me hate yourself

You Have My Heart
You have my heart from the start We started out as friends Then become more I see you in my heart Your in my dreams Your in my soul You come to me From the lord above To take my heart You bring light to my eye's Joy to my soul Love to my heart Our friendship never ending Love never fading The joy of the talks The love of the eye's Our souls comeing together as one Our heart's locked together with never ending love joy & happness You forever have my heart

You Have To Read This
Someone please buy me a drink or two, I have to much blood in my alcohol sytem. This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyo

You Have 2 Hours...
from when i post this to post ideas for pics for today. please limit ideas to things i CAN do in the next couple hours... good idea example : feet pics (they should be going in this one i've been putting it off) bad idea example : glass dildo... (have you seen any in ANY of my pics? no, and i'm not goin to the store for this unless someone's sending me the money for them) So please, if you have position ideas, post them here, if you have items you want to see more of that you've ALREADY seen me using, post... if you've got some idea that won't be possible for me, feel free to buy me whatever would make it possible, i promise, i'll take pics :p Ready... set... go :p love ya, Sin if your idea is a salute pic, i can put you on the list, but if you weren't already on it, it's not gonna happen today, list is around 15-20 long right now

You Have Oficially Been Pimped
OK People please show your love for one of thee most Hottest of the 2nd Alarm Hotties Ever! Go to °°«MîñX»°°Asst. to the Chief Dep. 2nd Alarm Hotties page and hit it up... Don't forget to come check out her lounge Fetish too. Pimpout Brought to you by: ☆Core☆Pimp Daddy C☆Owned by °°«MîñX»°°Asst. to the Chief Dep. 2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar

You Have Been Tagged
After AwhileBy Veronica A. ShoffstallAfter awhile you learnthe subtle differences betweenHolding a hand and chaining a soulAnd you learn that love doesn't mean leaningAnd company doesn't always mean security.And you begin to learnThat kisses aren't contracts and Presents arent promisesAnd you begin to accept your defeats With your head up and your eyes aheadWith the grace of a woman or manNot the grief of a childAnd you learnTo build all your roads on todaybecause tomorrow's ground isToo uncertain for plansAnd futures have a wayof falling down in mid-flight.After awhile you learnThat sunshine burns if you get too muchSo you plant your own gardenAnd decorate your soulInstead of waitingFor someone to bring you flowersAnd you learn that you really can endureThat you really are strongAnd you really do have worthAnd you learn and you learnWith every good-bye you learn... once you been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or facts or habits about yourself.at the end you you choose a

You Have Been Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? kitchen 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? brownish 4. Your mother? Florida 5. Your father? Florida 6. Your favorite thing? Kids 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? COFFEE 9. What 1 think u dont do? Drink 10. The room you're in? livingroom 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? alive 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? lier 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? bbq 18. Where you grew up? NY 19. The last thing you did? powernap 20. What are you wearing? Tshirt 21. TV? Notta 22. Your pets? Bird+cats 23. Your computer? Gateway 24. Your life? Busy 25. Your mood

You Have Great Music
With Many Music Stations I wanted to share a few tips About Universal Storm We have one single Player that links you to all 20 Radio Stations Music is a key to Most Lounges here so take a moment and Check Out Great Music From Any Of these Radio Stations .This is a Player link Enjoy

You Have To Pass This Amnesty Bill To See What's In It
The nation’s unemployment rate stands at 9.8 percent, a post–World War II record 19th month that unemployment has been over 9 percent. President Barack Obama is the largest tax hike in American history. So what do Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D–NV) and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D–CA) have Congress voting on today? Amnesty. Specifically, the House and Senate will be voting on the fourth and fifth versions of the DREAM Act, which would legalize anywhere between 300,000 and 2.1 million illegal immigrants.Supporters of the DREAM Act claim the bill would provide citizenship only to children who go to college or join the military. But all any version of the legislation requires

You Heal Me .? Listen Dawg , Shits Fo Realz . Ah Nickel Needz Mulah Rye Now . Hand Ova Dah Lunching Gwopp . Ah Nickel Gattah Make Mad Dumbnations . Y
If I only smurfing knew . Your a smurfing monster . Run for your smurfs . Its smurfing right for us . Where in smurfs name can we be our smurfs selves and smurf along .

You Have Got To Be Kidding Me, Really??!!
I was driving down the road today and was listening to the radio...a news breif came on and the guy went on to say that if someone goes to buy a gun, and has a medical license, and does not put it on the NCIC form, it is a felony...Therefore if you have a Medical Marijuana card, you do not have the right to bear arms..So ur cancer or other dibilitating illness, is cause for them to take u to fedral prison if you choose to own a gun and have a card that gives you the right to possess medicine for your illness. How bout that for the american dream? I am not a felon

You Is The Dorkest
Why are you here if you aren't here to meet new people? Yeah I know it's nice to show your boob-crak to strangers to see how many ways they can say "Hey nice boobs" in your comments section but really there is more to life... I always wonder why people leave their location as "United States" like 5 fucking differnt timezones is just an easy drive down the block. May as well put "Earth" since your geographical location covers about 1/2 of it. Even putting your state in is a joke. Rhode Island people could maybe get away with it but us people from Pennsylvania? I'd like to make friends I can go out and meet for a drink - not people in Philly who worship a suck football team and couldn't make it here in under 5 hours. So cummon people - if you can put a picture of your ass on here why not say what town you are from?

You Ignite My Passion
Boy You Ignite My Passion Baby Boy I'm so in to you, Oh Baby This attraction we share is more than true. Boy to me such a sweet thing you are,It doesn't matter that miles between us is far My summer has been so special since we met, all the things we share is something I will never regret. I can't explain what you do to me baby,You make me feel so special always treat me like a lady. Just the thought of touching you makes my heart race, stirs a fire up inside my sensual place. You alway take the time to satisfy my need,Your passion my ecstacy will always feed. I can feel the touch of your gentle hand upon my skin,I know just what I want and it's your passion, your desire and your love I want to win. Your love just totally rocks me through every night, Being held in your arms so excites my love this between us is just so right. Just the taste of your lips upon mine drives me insane, Just the taste of you is a pleasurable pain. My Love ta

You Just Had To Didn't You?
So there I am sittin at my comp one day. I'm just lookin at people's pics. Not a big deal right? Until I start looking at some of the comments people have left. I mean come on people. If you wanna leave a comment that says "hey you're hot" thats cool(get some new material but its alright). Im talkin about the 40 and 50+ men commenting on young girl's pics. Like 17 or 18 year olds. Not that being 19 or 20 would make a big difference though. I see one comment from a dude who's like 53, and it says something like "oh you can pop that ass i bet you'd like me to come up behind you." NO she wouldn't your probably older than her fucking dad. There's tons of comments like these. It's fucking ridiculous. I saw them on a lot of pages and noticed right away most of these comments were made by the same people. I'm not gonna name any names but just try looking sometime and then tell me I'm wrong. I also saw a shoutbot post a girl had saved to her page where someone, an older man, had

You Just Know!!
- Now....Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Don't know if it is all true but it is........................................... VERY INTERESTING STUFF In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb. ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gen

You Know You Love Being A Voyeur
Finally! A place where I can say everything that I feel and not worry who the hell is reading!(unlike my myspace account,lol) So once again seperated. This time doing it the right way, he is actually living somewhere else. I also have someone I am very interested in. He is sweet, funny, a huge dork, but he always puts a HUGE smile on my face, that I just can't help, so that is always a good sign. Life has been majorly insane this whole past year. But starting June 28th I started my life. I feel like for the last ten years I was waiting for my life to start and now it finally has. It is very scary though. I am renting a house in a really bad neighborhood because the price is really right. I have one of my best guy friends moving in with me and the kids because I am so scared of living in this area. Yesterday I saw my new landlord and he actually said to me "You might want to buy a gun"...Seriously if your landlord says that to you, you know you might be in for some trouble. Bu

You Know What I Hate??
YOU know what I HATE!!! I hate: that people dont have many real friends anymore-Liars-domestic abusers-cancer-child abusers-depression-poverty-injustice-ignorance-brusselsprouts-vanity-hangnails-selfhate-racism-lack of mental healthcare in USA-100million people in Africa has AIDS-cruelty to animals-people who hide their emotions-pushy & evil people-that our friends and family are on crack but nobody talks about doing something about it-loneliness-YOU!!(just kiddin) LOL

You Know Your From Colorado When...
You'll eat ice cream in the winter. When the weather report says it's going to be 65 degrees, you shave your legs and wear a skirt. It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be cancelled. You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature. You have no accent at all, but can hear other people's. And then you make fun of them. "Humid" is over 25%. Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains. You say "the interstate" and everybody knows which one. You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard, and you grew up planning your halloween costumes around your coat. You know what the Continental Divide is. You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal. You went to Casa Bonita as a child. You bought your car from John Elway. You were tear gassed at college and you can't even remember why....something about football... You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for

You Know...you Didnt Have To Tell Me What I Already Knew...lol
You are suave. You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com

You Know You Love Me :)
i really like this song, im listening to it now, thought id be nice and share :) enjoy.. You've got your ball, You've got your chain Tied to me tight, tie me up again. Who's got their claws In you my friend? Into your heart I'll beat again Sweet like candy to my soul Sweet you rock, And sweet you roll Lost for you, I'm so lost for you Oh, and you come crash into me And I come into you And I come into you In a boy's dream In a boy's dream Touch your lips just so I know In your eyes, love, it glows so I'm bare-boned and crazy... for you. Oh, and you come crash into me Baby, and I come into you In a boy's dream In a boy's dream And if I've gone overboard Then I'm begging you To forgive me In my haste When I'm holding you so girl, Close to me Oh and you come crash into me, yeah Baby, and I come into you Hike up your skirt a little more And show the world to me Hike up your skirt a little more And show your world to me In a boy's dream In a bo

You Know You Are From Md When...
You know your from Maryland when... -You know more than 10 people who own boats, all at the same marina in Solomons. -You can pronounce and spell "Pocomoke," "Mattaponi," "Accokeek,""Havre de Grace" and "Silopanna" (Annapolis backwards). -You pronounce "Bowie" BOO-ee Not BOW-ee. Or BAUW-ee. -Someone asks you what school you went to - you automatically name your high School. -You know where 'lil it lee is (Little Italy) -You remember Harbor place as the horrible place with polluted water -When the Power Plant was an actual power plant -You know what the Dundalk/Seagirt terminal means -You remember BWI Airport as Friendship airport -You remember driving over the old Kent Narrows bridge that everyone fishes off of now -After eating crabs you wash your hands with beer -You love the Domino Sugar sign you can see across the harbor -You know Annapolis and Hopkins are national treasures and get a kick out of hearing them named in movies o

You Know It's Time To Turn Your Computer Off When...
A friend calls and says, "How are you? Your phones have been busy for a year!" You forgot how to work the TV remote control. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL." You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car. Tech support calls YOU for help. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out." You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to. You look at an annoying

You Know When...
I am pretty stoked to tell everyone that Matt and i had our one month anniversary on sat woot! it was exciting even though i had to work the whole weekend:( but on sun we went out to eat and went to the park and fed the duckies:) it was fun i tried to name them all but there was to many:( and then he picked me a flower..and it was cute:) so yeah thought most of you would be excited to hear that and i wish everyone a fantastical day! ps..I *heart* matt..ok i'm ditzy girl but hey you've seen him can you blame me That when you havent had sex in a while and then you do have sex..its pretty much the best sex ever..thought you ought to know

You Know You've Thought This....
ok, I'm sick, and a bad case of lack of sleep did this to my brain!__this poem that just popped out is beyond me..HAHHA!! But I'm bold enough to share this little treat anyhow..cause ya'll love me anyways. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now he lays me down for sex I pray the Lord my Butt will flex If I should cum before he does I pray the lord he'll soon be done AMEN! TADA!! That's all folks...

You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If..
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's if: 1. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton 2. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. 3. Two words: Hammer Pants 4. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock" 5. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and spokey-dokes or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect 6. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" (Woo ooh!) 7. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 8. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. 9. You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen..and still know the turtles names. 10. You played the game "MASH"(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) 11. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it. 12. L.A. Gear....need I say more? 13

You Know You Live In 2006 When.....
You know you live in 2006 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take myspace pics. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/Bebo/MySpace/ nor have they joined cheery tap yet 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

You Know You Drink Too Much When....
~Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. ~The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. ~The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar ~When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof? ~You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties. ~You have a "happy hour" at home ~When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong? ~You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land ~Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car ~"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol." ~Your favorite drink is ethanol. ~"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!" ~"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. ~*hic* Pash me another, tarbender." ~You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse. ~You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in

You Know You What To
Show an New CT some love and rate my page and pic been on only 2 hours and I am addicted already. Always looking to meet new people so feel free to add me as a friend or whatever. Take care everyone and lots of love.

You Know Your In So Cal When...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA WHEN............ Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone. You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican. Or if you are Mexican but don't speak Spanish at all. You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below). Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes". You drive to your neighborhood block party. In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day. You eat a different ethnic food for every meal. If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving. Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. You know what "In 'N Out" is and feel bad for all the other states becau

You Know Your From Mass When
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MASSACHUSETTS IF... 1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be, one of the greatest moments in your life. 2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow. 3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke. 4. You went to Canobie Lake Park or Water Country as a kid 5. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries. 6. You do not recognize the letter"R" as a part of the English language. 7. Your social security number starts with a 0 8. You can actually find your way around Boston. 9. You know what a "regular" coffee is. 10. You keep an ice scraper in your car year-round. 11. You can tell the difference between a Revere accent and a Dorchester accent. 12 Springfield is located "way out west." 13. You almost feel disappointed if someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space. 14. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Gloucester, and

You Know You Are From Prince Edward Island, Canada When..........
You Know You're an Islander When... 1) You know that the Red Bridge used to be Green 2) A line of 10 cars or more is referred to as "boat traffic" 3) Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor...on the highway. 4) Everyone knows the weather station telephone number 5) A popular phrase is " Quiet!!!!! The deaths are on!!" 6) Dishes are not washed, they are waRshed 7) It seems that more traffic moves on a red light than a green light. 8) Stop signs actually mean yield 9) The 2 red mailboxes at the post office are labeled "Island" and "Away" 10) PEI is the only place in the world with "slippy" roads 11) Islanders "slip" or "run" into town 12) Island drivers have official PhD's (Pot hole Dodgers) 13) Juice comes in plastic bottles and cans while pop comes in glass bottles 14) Tim Horton's Drive Thrus are busier than the banks on payday 15) You think of the major food groups as: Meat, Fish and Tim Horton's. 16) Everyone knows that the largest Cana

You Know Yer From Misery When...
1 dirty Question Body: 1 dirty Question Body: You get to ask me 1 Dirty Question (TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch is... you have to repost this as 1 Dirty Question and see what people ask you................................. Regular FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Missouri FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- Regular FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. Missouri FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- Regular FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Missouri FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ----------------------

You Know You Had A Bad Day When....
This is my horoscope for today: Your effervescent enthusiasm is as delightful as a bubbly beverage. It can light up a room -- and it adds more than its fair share of spark to your love life. You're the romantic equivalent of the Energizer Bunny! One I have never felt less effervescent or had less enthusiasm than I do today. Two I need a 75 watt bulb to light my room. I surely can't do it. Three what love life? The guy I was dating I don't think even wants to see me anymore. Four I may be the equivilant to the Energizer Bunny in bed but some sadistic bastard keeps me going around in circles. So much for the accuracy of horoscopes.. I am home now.. got to visit my Mom.. she is doing a little better.. she is getting treatment and was in better spirits by the time I had to come home.. You know you have had a bad day when you are calling off for the next day before you even leave.... Won't bore you with gory detail.. suffice it to say.. my day started off bad.. 3rd shif

You Know Whats Good
I dont know what ya'll talkin bout, wantin some "barbie type chick" that wears a size 0. Come on now, how the hell she gonna cook for yo ass!! lol Gimme a thick chick wit some curves her mama blessed her wit. Dont'cha know that 97% of the beautiful (and bootyful) women in this country are "average" size 8 and above? Shyt, ya'll anorexics (if you are anorexic then please seek help) need to eat a meal or two. Let papi handle it and let it be told that damn it CURVES are sexy and THICK IS GOOD! Since Im new here A lot (okay All of you dont know).. that recently my grandpa died of Diabetes. The man that taught me how to be a man is gone forever from the earth, but not from my heart. From tiein a windsor knot (yeah I do know how to tie a tie), to first date advice, my grandad did it all and it is for this that I will be foreva greatful. Old man, you taught me how to live, how to love and how to be ME. Thank you May God Keep you .....Always

You Know Your A Dsm'er
You Know YOU ARE A DSMer if -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i found this online and thought it was pretty funny. Sitting here reading them saying yup to almost all of them LOL.. 1 = If you've ever had to explain crankwalk to a mechanic.... 2 = If you have a garage full of spare engines, just in case.... 3 = If you've tried to bolt your old 14b onto a riding lawnmower.... 4 = If you've hit your head on the B-pillar during an AWD launch.... 5 = If you have a running tab at the local tranny shop.... 6 = If you go rallying in your daily driver.... 7 = If your driveway has divets in it cause your car never moves.... 8 = If you have a trophy case full of Honda and Mustang emblems... 9 = If you eat "rice" for dinner.... 10 = If people recognize your car by the sound of it's lifter tick.... 11 = If you drive 5 extra blocks for a gas station that has 1 more octane point. 12 = If you get refused on your tread wear warranty eve

You Know You Are From Oregon When..
You know you're from Oregon when... I got sent one of those funny, random lists that reminds me know how hilarious it is to be an Oregonian (mostly from the Portland Metro Area). I thought I would share a few golden ones. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans in the trash. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima, and Willamette. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers." You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or people from Californi

You Know You're From Kansas When....
1. You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water. 2. You have never met any celebrities. (Bob Dole isn't a celebrity; he's your neighbor.) 3. You know the meaning of Rock Chalk Jayhawk. 4. Your closest neighbor is more than a mile away and you can still see him from your front porch. 5. You can properly pronounce Salina, Basehor, Cimarron, Schoenchen, Kechi, Olathe and Osawatomie. 6. Going on vacation means going to Hutch to the fair or to Abilene to Ike's museum. 7. A traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first. 8. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F10 4x4 is. (Except in Johnson County) 9. You discover that in July it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car. 10. The terms Sooners and Huskers cause hairs on the back of your neck to stand up straight and your blood pressure to rise. 11. You have owned at least one belt buckle bigger than your fi

You Know You're Ghetto If...
You Know them You Love them You've Seen them 1,000 Times It's: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GHETTO IF: 1. THERE'S REUSABLE BACON GREASE IN A MAXWELL HOUSE CAN IN THE CENTER OF THE BURNERS ON YOUR STOVE. 2. THE BATTERIES IN YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ARE HELD IN PLACE WITH A PIECE OF TAPE. 3. YOUR DRINKING GLASSES USED TO BE JELLY JARS. 4. YOUR FURNITURE IS COVERED IN PLASTIC. 5. YOU RUN TO GET POTS AS SOON AS IT RAINS. 6. THE ROACHES IN YOUR HOUSE ONLY COME OUT WHEN COMPANY COMES. 7. YOU REFER TO YOUR DRESSER AS "THE BUREAU". 8. THE BACK OF YOUR TOILET SEAT IS ALWAYS OFF, AND YOU KNOW HOW TO MANUALLY FLUSH IT. 9. YOU HAVE MORE THAN TEN USES FOR VASELINE, AND ONE OF THEM IS SHOE POLISH. 10. YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE CLEAN UNLESS THERE IS VISIBLE BABY POWDER ON YOUR NECK AND CHEST, AND YOU AIN'T EVEN NO BABY. 11. THE HEELS OF YOUR FEET LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN KICKING "Bisquik". 12. YOU USE TUSSY. 13. YOU USE BLACK EYE LINER TO LINE YOUR LIPS. 14. YOUR LIPSTICK MATCHES YOUR CLOTHES.

You Know Your Drunk When ...
You have absolutely no idea where your shoes, purse, cell phone, pants, bra or any article of clothing you had when you arrived at the bar are hours later. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room. You've been flashing your boobs at anyone walking by. You mistake a police car for a cab and shout obscenities when it doesn't stop for you. (hehe woops) You start crying. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work knowing you have to smell beer all day at work. You've found a deeper side to one of the nerds you work with. The man you're flirting with used to be your 7th grade teacher. The urge to take all your clothes off, stand on a table and sing "Hopelessly Devoted To You" becomes strangely overwhelming. You've forgotten where you live when the bar is on the same street ...hehe You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the 60 cigarettes you've smoked. You can't taste the beer in your glas

You Know You're From Kentucky When....
No matter how much you think you talk normally, when you head up North they all think you talk like a redneck Your English teacher says things like "Y'all" and "Ain't Got None" The best restaurant in town is the Cracker Barrel No matter how bad UK's basketball team is, you still belive they'll pull it off and make it to the Final 4 You still believe the South should be it's own nation You believe the Civil War was not a far fight It's not an uncommon site to see a fat man in overalls and a cowboy hat drivin' down the road in a beat up Chevy with a confederate flag hangin' off the back with music from Johhny Rebel blastin' out of his radio Biscuits, gravy, and grits is your favorite breakfast Wakin' up with coons and squirrels on your back porch is not an uncommon thing To you, huntin' aint killin', its sorta like grocery shoppin' You own at least 10 country or southern rock cd's You only own a pair of church shoes and winter shoes In the summer you don't wear shoes Even you

You Know If You're An 80;s Child If
You know you're a child from the 80's if: You remember Don Johnson when he was "cool" You know who shot J.R You remember when Michael Jackson was actually considered something of a sex symbol You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows You owned at least one skinny leather tie. Your first Walkman weighed 10 pounds and was the size of a brick. You wore L.A. Gear tennis shoes. You know the meaning of Wax on/Wax Off You're always "in the mood for dancing" If you can "See Better" with sunglasses that have paint splattered all over the lenses. You wore lace gloves with the fingers cut off, bangle bracelets up to your elbows, bright red Reebok high tops and parachute pants to a school dance You need a shopping cart to carry your personal stereo with you. You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the surgery. You go rollerskating every Friday night (not to skate, but to 'hang out') You still want to take Karate

You Know You've Been In Iraq Too Long....
When mortars land near your compound and you roll over in bed and think "still way off, I got another 5 minutes" When you start humming with the Arabic song playing on the radio on the shuttle bus Every woman that reports to your unit starts looking attractive Every guy that reports to your unit starts looking attractive You actually volunteer for convoy security duty because you still haven't seen the country yet You start picturing your wife in traditional Arab dress The contractors have more fire power than the military combat units. (This is true) You've spent $200 dollars at Haji-mart on DVDs buying Basic Instinct, 9 ½ weeks, and Body of Evidence just for the sex scenes You drink the water from the tap because you want to drop 20 pounds in two weeks Driving around in SUVs with weapons pointed out the windows and forcing cars off the road seems very normal to you When you actually get excited to get a package that contains 3 pair of socks, 12 bars of soap and a

You Know You're A Stripper When -
The following is ssssssssssssoooooooooooooo me and sssssssssooooooooooooooooo TRUE!!! Hahaha!! ADULT ENTERTAINERS RULE THE WORLD!!!!!! *************YOU KNOW UR A STRIPPER WHEN...... You are out in public and someone shouts out your stage name and you respond not realizing it wasnt meant for you. You start to think of your future purchases in lap dances. Example: it's gonna take 5 lap dances for me to buy this new bracelet You Keep track of things like paydays, even though you don't get a pay check. You ask your boyfriend or friends to send you "the money vibe" while you're at work. You made 300 in a night and are complaining that it was a shitty night. You buy hand sanitizer and baby wipes in bulk and you dont have any kids. That sanitizer & wipes along with your boob job is a tax write off. You go out with 'regular' friends and feel the need to censor yourself on the dancefloor. You have two separate sections of your wardrobe and makeup

You Know Who You Are
Goodbye Well maybe now I should just say goodbye You used to be my lover and my friend But I never felt I really was yours So maybe this is the end. I'm different from you,my love has no end Each other we've never understood When I do tell you goodbye again This time it will be for good Whenever I'm mad at you it hurts me so bad And you don't even care I don't know why, I just want to cry And someday I won't be here. The streaks on my arm they've done me no harm They're only made of pen But once they are blood that turns brown They'll be there again and again. If I hurt you, I only hurt myself worse But that doesn't really matter All I seem to do is hurt. And my spirit's bruised and battered. I do not know why it has to be so I really wish it did not But the way this has been going it is basically shot. You don't need me and worse yet, you don't want me And that's how I know These words are the ones I have to speak- I love you, but goodbye.

You Know
If you will take the time to read these. I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all on a daily basis! they were wrote by your 3rd grade teacher I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows. I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day. I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. I've learned.. That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. I've learned.... That sometimes all a person nee

You Know You're From Rhode Island When...
You Know You're From Rhode Island When... You celebrate "birt-day" If your oldah brodah is a retad. If you had a "wickit" good time at the beach. When you hear an amazing fact your immidiate reply is "no suh!" You know the difference between red, white and clear chowdah You consider a car journey of longer than one hour a day trip. You can you curse in Italian. You own garden tools from Job Lot. You have used the expression "Not For Nuthin" You serve bread with every meal. You load up on milk and bread before a snowstorm. You feel compelled to hear at least one weather report a day. You have a bottle of coffee syrup in the fridge right now. You have given a bottle of Sakonnet wine as a gift. You've gotten sick from eating too many clam cakes. Your first live concert was at The Civic Center or Rocky Point. You have close relatives who work for the state. You've gone to "Legs and Eggs". You have used a demolished landmark when givi

You Know You're From Michigan When...
1. You've never met any celebrities. 2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point. 3. At least 1 member of your family disowns you the week of the Michigan/Michigan State game. 4. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian 5. You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right. 6. Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel. 7. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre. 8. It's easy to get VERNORS Ginger Ale, Sanders Hot Fudge sauce and Faygo Pop. 9. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac." (Mack-in-aw) 10. You've had to switch on the "heat" and the "A/C" in the same day. 11. You bake with SODA and drink a POP. 12. The movie "Escanaba in Da Moonlight" wasn't funny. You consider it a documentary. 13. Your little league game was snowed out. 14. The word "thumb" has geographical meaning, rather than anatomical significance. 15. You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on the back of your left hand. 16. Tr

You Know You Love Me :d ( I Hope ) Lol!!
OMG Ive been deemed crazy enough to enter a crazy fu competition..... HELLLP!!!!!!!!!! Click the pic below and help me out if poss please :D Fankoo in advance I shall be awaiting the huge queue to comment me lol!! :D:D:D:D:D CAKES FOR EVERYONE!!!! Thank you everyone who helped me to third place in the craziest Fu competition. There are simply to many to mention by name and some I dont even know but there were a few who were with me almost constantly Jen & friends, THANK YOU!! Lucy & friends, THANK YOU! Emsie love ya millions THANK YOU! Julia your a little star THANK YOU! And a HUGE thanks to everyone Ive missed its impossible to see who you all were, although bombers from other competitors also chipped in to help me... TY Lanny and friends TY Wikid and friends Both of you are wonderful people. Please if you havent done so already go add fan and rate shell she deserves a medal after this one and there aint many like her in here

You Know You're From Jersey When...
To all my Jersey gals and guys, I think you will agree with this list! You know you're from New Jersey if: 1. You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges." 2. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. 3. A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter. 4. You have known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. 5. Have eaten at a Diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m. 6. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen and know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from. 7. Know what a "jug handle" is. 8. Know that WaWa is a convenience store. 9. You NEVER, NEVER pump your own gas. 10. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And it's a Sub, not a submarine sandwich or worse yet, a hoagie, a hero, or a grinder. 11. You know how to properly navigate a Circle. 12. You knew that the above sentence had to do with driving. 13. You know that this is the only "New" state

You Know I Have Joined Afew Lounges Out Of "respect"
WILL THIS IS KINDA , HOW I FEEL ,I WILL TELL IT , CALL IT AS I SEE IT, DEATH BBG SPECIAL FORCES , IS FOR OUR TROOPS ,THERE LIFES ARE ON THE LINE FOR OUR ASS'S OK . AND YOU POST MANY BULLITENS , AS ONE POSTED MINE MMMMM, AFEW HAS . AND CHOOSE , WHATEVER LOUNGE YOU WANT I REALLY DON'T CARE , BUT , ITS F'IN SUCKS . SO, AS ALWAYS A A F'IN GREAT DAY . CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW AND IM CLEANING OUT FAMILY AND FRIENDS , IF YOU S WANT TO STAY FINE DELETE ME , IM SO TRIED OF BEING NICE , I GO OUT OF MY WAY , THANKS TO WHAT FRIENDS I DO HAVE LOVE YOUS .

You Know Your To Horny When ....
You know your to horny when ......................... 1) A hoover seems like the best option for a blow job. 2) You try to use quagmires ideas to get laid. 3) When a hot dog bun just has to do. 4)when your grandma looks pretty damg good in her housecoat. 5) You get a hard on when the dog licks your hand. 6) You hit on chicks in divorse court. 7) You get a job at a funral parlor to get laid. 8) You shop at ann summers for your newly purchased sheep. 9) Your cat buys you an inflatible doll so u leave it alone. 10) The ladynext door no longer leave pies on her window sill to cool. 11) All your wrinkles have diserpared 12) The crack of dawn look good. 13)you wank off to an episode of the golden girls. 14)When your dog hides from you. 15) Your pharmacy is out of ky jelly and suggests you buy stock. 16) When your right arm is bigger than yer left. 17) Watching reruns of rosanne gets you hard. 18)When the highlight of your day is turning the washer on fast spin. 19) The s

You Know Ur Aussie When
You know you're Australian when... 1. You're familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Norman Gunston, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray Martin, Bert Newton, Lisa McCune, Jon Burgess, Number 96, Molly Meldrum, Kerry O'Brien, and of course, Kerry Packer and Rupert Murdoch. 2. You know that Burger King doesn't exist. It's Hungry Jacks. 3. You know that snow is a memorable and freakish occurrence. Sometimes it's even fake. 4. You know the difference between thongs and a G-banger 5. You know that "stubbies" are either short shorts or small beer bottles, a "gimp", "bogan" or "geezer" is a random idiot,someone in trouble is in "strife" and you're liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans "rooting" for something. 4. You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto etc. 5. You know that some ppl pronounce "Austral

You Know You Are From Clovis Nm If........
you know your from Clovis NM if...... -You know where NorVaJac Studios is. -You remember when Leanne Rhymes was in town. -The fair is the most exciting thing to happen in your life. -You know that Marshall Junior High used to be the highschool. -You've heard that Marshall used to be a prison. -You know that Gattis is for gangsters and Yucca is for preps. -You know the location of all eight hundred elementary schools in town. -Most of your highschool buddies went to college at ENMU, UNM, NMSU, or Texas Tech. -Clovis Community College, halfway to your future. -You went to Blackwater Draw in fifth grade, but still don't know anything about the Clovis Man. -When someone talks about going to 'the lake', you know which one they're talking about. -You can make it to Lubbock or Amarillo in under an hour. -You take the back way to Albuquerque because there are no cops that way. -You go to Sonic to order an Orgasm. -You've spent at least one year of your life on Main Street. -

" You Know So Many Friends Touch My Heart "
I LOVE PEOPLE , I LOVE DOING FOR PEOPLE THAT WHEN SOMEONE DOES NICE THINGS FOR ME I CRY THAT IS A SIDE OF ME THAT SHOWS AND THAT I NEVER EXCEPT ANYTHING IN RETURN . SO MANY FRIENDS TOUCH MY HEART , KAGE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AS HIS MOM HELEN . TY'S SO MUCH FOR BEING MY FRIEND OR HAVING ME IN YOUR FAMILY . HUGS AND LOVE CHERIE AKA BREW GOD BLESS MY FRIENDS Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

You Know Your Name
You know your name The one who drives me insane Because I have feelings for you I hope you do too One day soon we will meet Hopefully that will be neat I can’t wait to see you in person Hoping it will be lots of fun We should click right away With all the things you say Even though we are miles apart You have a place in my heart It may be too much for me to bear If I find out that you don’t really care I know what I say and do Are really my feelings for you Hopefully I will find out soon And my heart will burst like a balloon My feelings will pour out And maybe even know without a doubt What you really say is true That you have a place in your heart for me too For what I thought was love before Has left my heart broken and sore I want to see what true love is That is one of my wishes I am really hoping it is there And we become a great pair A true love, I don’t think I have ever had And I want a true love really bad And

You Know Your To Old To Trick Or Treat When
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when.. 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your Balance and fall over. 6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' And you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or .' And can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating ... 1. You keep having to go home to pee.

You Know You're From New York
Born And Rasied In BedStuy "do or die" Section of Brooklyn NYC. Now Resting In The Los Angeles Area of Cali. I'm Pretty Much A Laid Back Kind Of Guy---> Quiet, Intelligent, Multitalented, Open Minded, Creative, Adventurous and Sincere. I Prefer Listening Over Talking Most Of The Time Because You Learn More. " A wise man learns more from a fools questions than a fool learns from a wise mans answers." I Also love To Travel And New Unique Experiences. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map. Hookers and the homeless are invisible. The subway makes sense. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual. You've considered stabbing someone j

You Know You're Living In 2000+ When
1.You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. If you don't have your mobile on you, you have no idea what your wife's phone number is. 11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 12. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 13. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. AND..............

You Knw When Your A Raver When
YOU KNOW YOUR A RAVER WHEN ? The total amount of sleep you get on weekends is the sum of how many times you've blinked since Friday night. ? You grin like a dumbass whenever you see a comercial for "E News" ? You navigate your way around the city by using 24h petrol-stations as landmarks. ? You can't pass a warehouse, big open field, barn, airplane hanger, phone booth, etc without getting that far off look in your eye and saying "Wow, what a great place for a rave!" ? You're willing to spend $30 on a ticket for an event you might not even get into, $50 for something that might be asprin, but you're not willing to part with $2 for a bottle of water. ? You have sleeping patterns that would kill normal human beings. ? Almost every letter of the alphabet has a different meaning to you. ? You forget about your dream of becoming a Doctor and start to wonder what it would be like to be a cartoon character... ? You are dead against drinking alcohol, but will snort ho

You Know You Wanna Look!
Officer, this is how the fight started... I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault. So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed... and life... Sometimes, life seems like...um, suddenly funny? Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets out of his car and I get out of my car. He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close at me he looks up in my face and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I look down at him and I said, 'Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?' .........and that's when the fight started. A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast?....or maybe some grapefruit and coffee?' He declines 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off

You Know Your Kinky When
YOU KNOW YOU'RE KINKY WHEN... ...you keep fake hanging plants around the house, just so your mother will never know what all those hooks in the ceiling are really for. ...you realize you've charged more in lingerie than you get paid in a year ...you have more toys than your kids ...your toilet seat is leather. ...you take up macramé, just to learn some new knots ...someone asks how long you've been doing this pony- girl routine, and you snort and start to stamp your foot ...your favorite dessert is hot crossed buns... and you don't eat sweets ...someone says they have a leather man, you almost say "me too!" before you realize they are talking about the tool gadget on their belt. ...you go to the local county fair and salivate when the horse jumps are setup. ...you have the closest 24 hour locksmith as 1 on your speed dial list ...you speak of crop rotation with someone, and they aren't a farmer

You Know You Want Me
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You Know You Wanna
I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, and this is what I've come up with (among other things). I want to say that I'm sorry. For past mistakes, present, and future. Some say that you shouldn't say sorry because it can't change anything, and maybe they are right, but I'm giving it a shot. If I've done wrong by you, I'm sorry. I have a temper like you wouldn't believe and more often than not it gets the best of me. I've lost some amazing friends over some of the stupid stuff that I have done. I only wish that I could go back and change it. But, I'm the type of person who doesn't have regrets, but I try to learn from my mistakes. So, if you're reading this and this pertains to you, please take it seriously. If there is anyone out there who I've hurt, made mad, etc currently. Again, I'm sorry. To anyone who I may hurt in the future, don't take it personal. As I said, my temper gets the best of me and gets me into trouble. I have a smart mouth too, and anyone who knows me k

You Know You Black When You..... ?
love friend chicken (with hot sauce) and kool-aid ("the red kind") -made a hamburger wit wonderbread -shared bath water with a sibling or cousin -got ya ass beat with an extension cord, flyswatter, shoe, or whatever was laying around at the time -reuse mayonaise and jelly jars as cups -heat up the house with the oven -use two pieces of paper as a dustpan -use dish soap as hand soap -got reusable bacon or chicken grease sitting in a Folgers jar on the kitchen counter -over the age of 20 and still can't swim -the batteries in your remote are held together by duct tape -bring your own food to the movies -you loud for no apparant reason -you use vaseline as lotion, hair grease, and lip gloss - eat a botetos with a piece of white bread - always got the hook up on shit - at one time or another... ur wire hanger provided u wit about 5 channels -if u only go 2 masjed on easter friday or evreyday -if tha only thing u can find in tha kitchen iz noodles kuz u hav

You Know Who You Are, A Variety Of Things....
Why is it that the people that we think we know go to grave lengths to hurt us, when all that we've done to them is love them, support them and give them out hearts unconditionally. I love someone who claimed that they loved me until the bitter end. I was faithful to them and did whatever was necessary to keep our relationship strong and healthy. These days its no different loving a man or a woman because neither is any better than the other. They can both go behind your back and rip your heart to shreds. I went from being a straight mother, to a lesbian wife and i was happy, i thought that God had given me the world. The person that I loved more than myself hurt me, ripped my heart right out of my chest and just stomped on it. She was suppose to be 100% lesbian, but now she's pregnant by someone that i hate with a passion. Oh God tell me what did i do to deserve this, to not only have someone cheat on me, but get pregnant. I am so heartbroken and mentally and emotionally

You Know.......
You know, I hate to sound like I'm ranting or bitching but I have helped a few people whether it being with getting them leveled up or in a contest or what have you but yet hardly anyone has for one, bought me an auto 11 or a happy hour but yet people want me to help them level or what not, so here is the deal, if you want me to help you level up or help you with a contest than great but this is a two way street, I want either an auto 11 or a happy hour and if I'm not gonna get either one, don't expect me to help you out on leveling up or being in a contest because I think it's really pretty damn sad that I sit here and help some people level up or help them win a contest and don't get me wrong, I like the thank you's but there has to be more to it than that here.

You Know It's Pretty Bad!
You know, it's pretty bad when you have Vonage and have unlimited local and long distance and yet the only people I talk to is for the most part my family or maybe one or two other people. It's also pretty damn bad when you wear sunglasses and people start to ASSUME that your totally blind and can't do anythng which is a load of crap to begin with when I can throw a football and be able to walk or slightly run on flat ground. If I have to go proving it to other people that I can do that, then so be it because I'll be in a mood to prove people wrong, no matter what here. If other people would get their head out of there butt and ask than they'd find out for sure that I can still do it! If others don't think so , come around so I can prove you all wrong!

You Know You're Living In 2009 When
YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN 2009 WHEN 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9 " to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news or text message. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. Contractors / Temps outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. .... and the real clinchers are... 13. You read this entire li

You Know You Are Living In 2009....
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even wor

You Knoe Who You Are
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you

You Know The Drill
just so you know i did not intentionaly get rid of all my bling....someone whos name i wont say...(shue)....sent some yankees bling to my page...well i hate the yankees almost as much as i hate child molesters...and so in a panic to get

You Know Its Real When!
I have been talking to a few people this morning about true people and its amazing how many people out there hide behind some facade.. I believe i have been myself on here don't get me wrong there are times Ive been a total donk or bitch but its me being me If you had to ask me who the one person on this site i would trust with every aspect of my life is, the answer just spills from my mouth without having to think. There are a few people on her to be honest... but there is one that i have been myself with for over 3 years . Last night i was texting him and I was talking about taking my son to Mission.. he texted me back saying what kind of mission... it made me smile You see I have totally included him into my family that I believed he must know the store I'm referring to.. (mission is a skateboarding store) and of course why would he. Hes never been to my city but hes a part of my life so I just figured he knew... Hes been there to reassure me im not crazy, and when my mom was

You Know When Ur From Ohio When...
What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Ohio. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Ohio. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Ohio. If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Ohio. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Ohio. If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Dayton for the weekend, you may live in Ohio. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Ohio. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Ohio. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Ohio. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Ohio. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Ohio. If you carry

You Know Your From Wisconsin When...
Here is a list of things you will encounter while living in the state of Wisconsin. List is in order 25-1 25. More people go to bars on Sundays than church 24. There are more bars than businesses in most towns 23. Your neighbor will help you will anything for a case of beer and a good cookout 22. Water bottles carried through school are normally Vodka not water lol. 21. If you go to AA its because you want the courts off your back so you can drink again 20. The legal drinking age is whenever you can get your parents to buy you alcohol 19. Green and Gold are a perfect match for an outfit 18. The line "Hold my beer n' watch this shit..." enough said 17. Tubing down a river getting completely annihilated 16. The straps on your life jacket are to tie your tubes together when in group 15. Deer Hunting is more than sport its a way of life 14. Goin to grandma's is more exciting then going to the club 13. Family is important 12. God is Great 11. Bitches are crazy 10. Better dru

You Know Who You Are
It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living, I want to know what you ache for. It doesn’t interest me how old you are, I want to know if you are willing to risk looking like a fool for love, for your dreams, for the adventure of being alive. I want to know if you can live with failure, yours and mine. It doesn’t interest me where you live or how rich you are, I want to know if you can get up after a night of grief and despair, weary and bruised to the bone, and be sweet to the ones you love. I want to know if you can be alone with yourself and truly like the company you keep in the empty moments of your life. You don’t measure love in time. You measure love in transformation. Sometimes the longest connections yield very little growth, while the briefest of encounters change everything. The heart doesn’t wear a watch - it’s timeless. It doesn’t care how long you know someone. It doesn’t care if you had a 40 year anniversary if there i

You Know Who
I can't stand fucking idiots who think they can control people.. ok lets think about it.. if your not married or in a relationship.. why control someone.. "oh i wont be your friend" please get over yourself ya fucking fake ass bitch..for being a male your a fucking fake.. all talk and no action cuz ya can't even find it .. you play to womens emotions and reap the rewards and think your big and bad after.. well guess what .. your as fake as you look.. .. get a penis pump and blow that shit up or stop trying to control women with the stupid jive sweet talk you think you got.. cuz all in the end you are a fake ass bitch.. go get your self a tampon cuz you need it.. I feel bad for the women who believe your stupid ass when you can't follow thru... "oh baby i love you " yeah to how many women do you say that too in the course of one day.. well this is fubar .. makes you a fu whore huh? fucking fake ass bitch..grow a dick before stepping up to me

You Laugh...
Home is were you put your head at in the end of the night. I will be hear when I can. XOXO to all who read this. There will be a day when you are no longer here and gone. And what will people say about you. You will no longer care! Thus it has been said before “ your action speck louder then words” so will your life. I always thought that I had a lot of horn but I don’t have as much as I thought I did. For it is not for me to say what will be said on my last day nor is it yours for people will talk among them self’s to say what you did and did not do and how thing were. I only hope that people think kind of you / me at that point in time for ones may they remember the good and not the bad. There is a deep horn in life that is to be learned for there is little time here . Mines turn in to days and days in to weeks and weeks turn into years because moths turn to weeks for some reason. I have not broken this code for my little one’s are almost two yrs old and were did

You Light Up My Life........
Psychology Test Your Type is: ENFJ Strength of the preferences: Extroverted Intuitive Feeling Judging 1 88 50 56 The Teachers are found in no more than 2 or 3 percent of the population. They like to have things settled and arranged. They prefer to plan both work and social engagements ahead of time and tend to be absolutely reliable in honoring these commitments. At the same time, Teachers are very much at home in complex situations which require the juggling of much data with little pre-planning. An experienced Teacher group leader can dream up, effortlessly, and almost endlessly, activities for groups to engage in, and stimulating roles for members of the group to play. In some Teachers, inspired by the responsiveness of their students or followers, this can amount to genius which other types find hard to emulate. Such ability to preside without planning reminds us somewhat of an Provider, but the latter acts mo

You'll Never Know
You'll never Know You'll never know all the tears I've cried, You'll never know how hurt I am inside, You'll never know how I've loved you, You'll never know I think of you no matter what i do, You'll never know how I feel will always be the same, You'll never know that I can't stop these tears of pain, You'll never know how sad You'll never know you're the reason I've been alone all along, You'll never know how much I care, You'll never know all the pain I bare, Baby can't you see, You're killing me, I want you to know that I'll be there to the end, No matter what I'll always Love you

You Love Me
No longer am I a lonely soul Waiting for someone to find me My nights are not so desolate I don't spend all my time crying The tears I shed now Are the ones of raw emotion That stir deep down within Just knowing that you love me And it is a love without end Like shards of electricity I feel your thoughts come through A portal we have, that brings me you Your love has touched me deeper Than any I have known My angel was smiling down on me The day you were sent you see We giggle when we talk of little nothings We giggle when we talk of little somethings It is a warm and passionate feeling That knowledge of someone who truly cares It looks like the dreams of love I always had Are definitely coming true This is something that makes me glad With each moment and every passing day I am ever grateful that you love me. No longer am I a lonely soul Waiting for someone to find me My nights are not so desolate I don't spend all my time crying The tears I shed now Are t

You'll Find That...
....I don't care if you see me naked. ....I pretty much do whatever it is that I want to. ....I'm a major bitch if you do me wrong. ....I turn into mama bear if you mess with my kids. ....I have a very black and white way of looking at things..no in between. ....I can hold a grudge till the day I die. ....If I don't like you..I tell you. ....I do not want to be involved or informed of your drama. ....I'm easily annoyed by stupidity. ....I'm not offended easily. ....I don't care if you don't like me. ....I'm one hell of a mother, cook, wife and friend. ....I love my man with every fiber of my being. ....I live with the choices that I made and I own them. ....I don't really have a filter when it comes to my mouth. ....I say what I mean and I mean what I say. ....I don't hate. ....I'm not a jealous person. ....I have the gift for knowing when others are up to no good. ....I'm a very intelligent person regardless of the blonde moments and the hick accent. ....I don't th

You Love Me, Don't Lie To Yourself.
I guess I didn't get my male cat fixed in time. He's impregnated his MOTHER and SISTER! Look at him.... He's so guilty. Some guy posted a picture of his no no area on my page. It's been deleted, but seriously? REALLY! I want to kick people, NOW! Fucking gross. Even if I were straight, I still wouldn't want some guy to do that. I don't want any girl to do that. That's not okay. Cause ew! I'm just in shock that someone would post so many rates and comments on my pictures and whatnot, to turn around and post a picture of his naughty bits. He must not have read anything. See, if you would just read things. Give me ideas on how announce the lesbianism more. Because I'm super annoyed and I'm tired of blocking every guy that talks to me. Because I do like guys as friends, and I want to have kick ass internet friends on here. I just don't want to see them naked. *muahs* I just fucking did homework for 6 hours. I have been awake for 22 hours! I worked all da

You Light Up My Day
You light up my life with your smile You give me a hope with your love Whenever I think of you in my heart My troubles are gone and I can smile again Knowing that there's an angel out there Who can light up my darkest nights Take my fears away with his tender kiss Its enough for me and I want him to stay forever By my side Please stay forever Baby, you've lighted up my life You've taken all my troubles away from me If there's any reason that I must give to make you stay Its because I love you and you will always be In my heart

You Might Be A Pagan If:
1. When you're sworn in in court, you bring your own grimoire. 2. You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back. You understand what they're saying. 3. When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?" 4. You know what "widdershins" means. You apply it. 5. You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook. You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing. 6. You have a frequent buyer card at the local antique bookstore. The proprietor of said bookstore picks out anything to do with the Celts and saves it for you. 7. You think Mercedes Lackey should be a cultural icon. 8. You know that there are exceptions to the laws of physics. You've caused them. 9. The first thing your guests say is, "My, that's a nice... altar... you have there." 10. On Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by. 11. You know that Christmas trees were originally pagan symbols. That's why you bought one. 12. You have friends who say they are el

You Might Like To Know..
Bet u didn't know I'm completely obsessed with being massaged I wear two pairs of socks in the winter bc i hate when my feet are cold...but yet i like to wear flip flops when its 2 degrees also...weird. I can't go a day without doing my eyebrows I'm not close to my mom or dad... my friends are my family I LOVE milk I hate when people drive my car and mess with my lighting on the dash (haha Tim) I love arguing till i get my way...or atleast get my point across..not to mention having to have the last word I dont like very much chocolate at one time or candy at all... I have to blow dry my hair as soon as i get out of the shower bc it is naturally a NAPPY curl LOL. I have a very tough outside and a very compassionate inside I order water with lemon and add 2 sugars I laugh at most things and try to make others laugh as well I cant sit still in the car or anywhere really...im always figgiting and tapping my leg..its just a habit I wear rings a

You Mean Sexy Left?
i didnt know it left? wow i am glad we have somebody like justin timberlake( skinny as white kid) to tell me he found sexy ( cuz i didnt think a boy like that knew where to find sexy except his girlfriend which is funny shes even lookin at him) and brought it back! wewh what a relief he found it next time it goes missing would someone contact me please just it would be nice to know and i dont want to have to hear it from someone like justin next time

You Must Read
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You Might Be Pagan If...
1) When you are sworn into court, you bring your own grimoire. 2) You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back and you understand what they are saying. 3) When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?" 4) You know what "widdershins" means and you apply it. 5) You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook. You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing. 6) Your familiar's ashes are on the mantel piece 7) You know there are exceptions to the law of physics. You've caused them. 8) The first things your guests say is "My, That's a nice...altar...you have there." 9 )n Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by. 10) You now that christmas tree's are originally Pagan, thats why you have one! 12) You have friends who say they are elves and you believe them. 13) You commit blasphemy in the plural. 14) Upon dying, your first thought is, "Damn it, not AGAIN." 15) When you say "Mother Nature," you don't mean it in a anthropomorphic w

You & Me
And sometimes all I want is a piece of you for every piece of me... I have wrecked a home; not a happy one, but a home nonetheless. I have become something I never thought myself capable of. I am the other woman. And it's not even full time. It's part time. It's...whenever there is time. Which there rarely is. And deep down I know why I did it. And it isn't any of those sickening reasons most people do things they would normally never do (i.e. "I'm still in love with him/her" or "I just can't let it go...") Oh, no. I did it out of pure and unadultered (ha!) hatred. I wanted to smash every ounce of happiness that he could possibly ever obtain from his current living situation. Because he stole pieces of my heart that I stupidly and willingly gave away AND that I can never get back. I want every piece of his happiness until it's equal to the happiness of mine that he smashed and threw away. I don't love him anymore. I sure as hell don't need him anymore. The only sick need I have i

You Must Not Know
How can a man really expect a woman to wait around for him? Knowing very well that the woman has feelings for him that are strong and unwavering. He says that he loves her and misses her only to tell his previous ex the same thing. OK so here's the story: I dated this guy for over 2 years. HE lied to his friends and family about our relationship because he was afraid of commitment and was afraid of his feeling s for me.... well that is what he says... However he has done this with all his ex's I was just the worst case. His parents think I am addicted to Meth and other drugs.... which I am not. His friends are under the impression that I was physically and mentally abusive during the relationship and caused him to become depressed and reserved. He was depressed when I met him and he continued to be that way. No matter what I did to try to help it just got worse. He would just snap at me and treat me like I was a huge pain in the ass. I tried to talk to him, I tried to talk to his f

You Must Be Joking....
"Updated:2007-05-16 15:41:26 Baby 'Bubba' Gets State Gun Permit AP CHICAGO (March 15) - Bubba Ludwig cannot walk, talk or open the refrigerator door - but he does have his very own Illinois gun permit. The 10-month-old, whose given name is Howard David Ludwig, was issued a firearm owner's identification card after his father, Howard Ludwig, paid the $5 fee and filled out the application, not expecting to actually get one. The card lists the baby's height at 2 feet, 3 inches, weight at 20 pounds and has a scribble where the signature should be. With some exceptions, the cards are required of any Illinois residents purchasing or possessing firearms or ammunition within the state. There are no age restrictions on the cards, an official said. Illinois State Police oversee the application process. Their purpose, said Lt. Scott Compton, is to keep guns out of the hands of convicted felons, those under an order of protection and those convicted of domestic violence.

You Might Be A Military Spouse If....
You might be a military spouse.... If you know what an LES is and can read it. If you know "going to the commissary" means the same as "going to the grocery store". If you've ever stood way down the dairy section aisle of the commissary waiting to be checked out by a cashier. (This usually happens on paydays.) If you're broke by around the 12th and 27th of every month. If you spend at least one day a week sleeping by yourself. If that one day a week is no big deal to you. If one week or one month away from your spouse is no big deal either. If you spend more time with your neighbors than your spouse or have ever felt "married" to one or more of your friends. If you've ever checked your email multiple times a day in hopes your spouse has written you and know how horrible email being "down" is. If the thought of another deployment makes you cringe. If you've ever stood helpless while your kids cry for Daddy (or Mommy), wishing you could tell them it woul

You Might Be A Redneck If...
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You Might Be A Jedi Redneck If
Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color. You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored. There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder. You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks. You think that the Stormtroopers Elite Guards are just KKK members with really good sheets. A peaceful meditation session is one without gas. You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not the force. Your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?" You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard. You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit. The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters. Wookies are offend

You May Not Wanna See This Shit
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD ... Body: Well, it's shit ... that's right , shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a

You My Friend
I've written many lines quite easy to find All I had to see was you in my mind Thoughts so clear and bright Brought me a whole new world from darkness to light A picture is worth a thousand words! Only if it begins with I love you This much is true I'd search high and low for just a glimpse of you! Goes to the antage "What more can I do for you?" You touch a place in me long since withdrawn! Your warmth and presence brought me from hiding I hid all ! No sense lying I was a cold person! Didn't care bout dying With you in my life !So now I'm fighting! You gave me reason to go on You are the words to a true Love song I will keep you in my heart for evermore It's you my Love I truly Adore. Here I sit in another time. Searching my mind for yet another line Another line that never seems to define The Love I have for you! The Love i have for you occupies al of my mind! I didn't realize that from the start You

You Might Be A Golddigger If.....
You may be a Golddigger if… 1. You can not financially support yourself (and/or child) and feel having a man in your life would solve the problem. 2. You feel you are a better person because of the price of the clothes you wear or the car you drive, whether you paid for them yourself or someone bought them for you as a gift. 3. You feel you are a better person based on the status of the company you keep. Whether they are your friends or friends of the person you are dating. 4. You have no problem with the man you are dating financially supporting you by paying all your bills including, but not limited to, your rent, cell phone bill, car note or even your child’s tuition. 5. You feel the price of a gift is equivalent to how much the gift giver loves you. 6. You feel your boyfriend is supposed to have your financial back. To ensure he is capable of this you may create a false financial crisis to see if he hands you cash to solve your problem. He has to pay o

You Make My Heart Melt
You make my heart melt Into a puddle on the floor I am looking for love Please don’t close the door To love or not to love That is the question I ask Why must loving someone Be such a hard task I think because it’s full of emotions That makes it so hard If I fall in love with you Then I am letting down my guard It is up for a reason This you should know My heart has been broken A few times in a row I know things won’t be perfect Because I know they never are But with you I hope I’m not just wishing upon a star I have feelings deep and so true For what I feel and have to say Is that I am falling for you More and more each and every day Sometimes I wonder Am I setting myself up for more pain? Is this for real to him too? Or is it just a game My heart is not a toy Please don’t treat it as such I have thought about you Oh so very much I really hope that when we meet That you will love me And we will go beyond all of this And wha

You Might Be A Redneck.roflmao..
"You know you're a redneck when...... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. ! 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hol

You Make Me Feel Like I Belong
i know a few people are going to rip this no matter what i say but don't forget to put that you riped it from me. You make me feel I belong knowing now nothings the truth today, I guess I’m with you; yeah I’m with you. Lying back, how is the past just thought I would ask, how the past. You make me feel I belong you make me feel I belong, to you. Thinking bout all that you do I’m in heaven I’m with you yeah heavens with you. Sitting here listening to you bout all that you do with that smile that’s so you. You make me feel I belong you make me feel I belong, to you. ~by Vincent Eggleton~

You Make Me Sick
I remember when all the games began, Remember every little lie And every last goodbye. Promises you broke, words you choked on And I never walked away. it's still a mystery to me Well I'm so empty. I'm better off without you, you're better off without me. Well you're so unclean!! I'm better off without you, you're better off without me!! The lying!! The bleeding!! The screaming!!! Was tearing me apart!! The hatred!! Deceiving!! The bleeding!! It's over!!! Paint the mirrors black to forget you. I still picture your face and the way you used to taste Roses in a glass dead and wilted. To you this all was nothing, Everything to you is nothing Well you're so filthy... I'm better off without you, you're better off without me. Well I'm so ugly!! You're better off without me, I'm better off alone!!! The lying!! The bleeding!! The screaming!! Was tearing me apart!!! The hatred!! The beatings!! Disaster!!! It's over!! As wicke

You Make Me Sick
This girl Redneck Fantasy has been telling everyone on this site that she had a baby when in all reality she has not!!! she was never even pregnent!!! She has even went as far as to post pictures of babies on her page that aren't hers, Please don't give in to her lies, all she is looking for is gifts & points, 1 of my good friends has already bought her a vip. She is truely a sick person so please let everyone kno. Here are some of the pics she has been posting this is NOT her baby!!! As you can see the real mother is in the background of one of these pictures. Redneck Fantasy claims she had a little boy ?? hmmmm then why is there a pic of a baby girl on her page ?? AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST HERE IS HER PROFILE LINK: Redneck Fantasy & my new owner is dust me pink@ fubar (repost of original by '~Ðü§† M€ Þîñk ~Club F.A.R ~ The Lollipop Gurlz ~SBG' on '2008-08-22 18:28:06') (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-08-22 18:37:55') (

You Must Find Peace
In this life peace you must find. It's not always easy. The world's not always kind. Mistakes will be made. Lessons will be learned. Sometimes you'll get loved. Sometimes you'll get burned. But through all the challenges that you will surely face. You must put away the sadness and let peace take it's place. 02/15/06 .......LOL.....or at least get a piece :)

"you Make Them"
I got big dreams I can never let go. I got big dreams to be the best on top the flow. I got big dreams of traveling the world and testin out the best green. I was born april 21st just one day too late. Born to a mother who is far from great. Ever since then I never knew who my father was now or then. Raised in an old school way by my grandparents back in the day. Ever since then I've been lookin for some miricale and I aint talkin about maynaise. Back then you could catch me on the black top ballin it up or out on the feild kickin the ball around. Find me wearin my clothes backwards in third grade. I got Kris Kross to blame for that. Ever since I can remember I've been dreamin of bigger houses with better day's. Always wishin my mom and dad would be there being the ones to give me praise. Always dreamin of biger houses with name brand clothes. Wishin mom and dad where there to watch me gro. Wonderin why everybody I know has a normal family. Always tryin to leave my house and

You Might Be A Redneck If...
You might be a redneck if: You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair. You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator. You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow. You mow your lawn and find a car. You can spit without opening your mouth. Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight. You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. Taking a dip has nothing to do with water. There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog. You take a fishing pole to Sea World. The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car. You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf c

You Mean Nothing To Me Anymore
Let the curtain fall on me and you Let the lights go out and blow out the fuse No strings attached between me and you Amazing it seems You mean nothing to me anymore Acquainted as we are expected to be When we grow up You remind me of not letting go Disabled by fear to be on my own Having a twin as your lover You'll never be free

You Might Be A Fubarian If...
You might be a Redneck if...your 1 year old has more teeth than you do. Thanks to Jeff Foxworthy, I've decided that Fubar, is in need of it's own version of this. This would be an original idea, please do NOT copy and paste/mimick this. If you can come up with your own, please sb or pm me and I'd be more than happy to add it onto here. ENJOY!

You Might Be A Redneck If
You might be a redneck if 06 You might be a redneck if...Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.Your wife's hairdo attracts bees.Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.You pick your teeth from a catalog.You've ever financed a tattoo.You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in."Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event. You might be a redneck if 07 You might be a redneck if...You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.You own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.Your brother-in-law is your uncle.You entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the

You Might Be Playing Fubar In Real Life
If you and your closest friends, go to the top of a lookout tower every day, and block all the windows so nobody else can get to the top.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life. If you stand outside a jewelry story with a bucket and tell people you're COLLECTING jewelry.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life If you POLISH somebody's more expensive and large jewelry, but don't polish the small stuff.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life.

You Never Know How Much You Love Someone Until You Miss Them Very Much....life Is Precious
Most people who know me, know that I had a rough life growing up. I was disciplined so much that I thought I was abused. Heck, I even let the proper officials take care of business a few times with my father. But the more I look at it, the discipline made me who I am today. I have learned so much by growing up with my parents that now that I have children of my own, I can see their side of the story. I found that it was hard to bring up children when they do not listen to you. But more so, it is even harder when you are a single parent. However, I don't let that stop me...not anymore. It is just that today and everyday, people take for granted what is given them...a chance at life, a chance at just having chances at all. People are blinded by their everyday lives that they do not see what is important...the family is important. Even though, my father brought me and my sisters up very so disciplined at some point, there is still room for improvement. And yes, he has shown a great de

You Never Know
I have come acrossed various people, so many I hold dear to me, and almost everyone having their place in my life. My children of course, my family, yes and even my ex husband. Making friends has never been hard for me and now there is someone I have come acrossed. Someone who is beginning to mean alot to me. He knows who he is if he ever reads this. There is just something about him. I can open up, be myself with him. And yet he doesn't judge me. I hope that I can become the friend to him as I feel he has become to me. Someone I never want to see hurt by society by others. His heart is too good for that and he deserves so much. I hope he finds that one. The one who's ass I dont have to kick if he ever gets hurt.

Young Explorer
I had been offered a job in NYC, and had moved there with little to no planning. The consequence of that was I had to live in a motel until I found an apartment. My company had agreed to pay my moving expenses up until I had arrived in the area. Once I got there, I knew my living expenses were my bill, and that I had to be somewhat cheap. My first paycheck was a long time away. I rolled into the area, just before dark. I saw a sign for a very small hotel with a blue sign. This was my last night on some one else's bill. The bulletin board read "Trucker's welcome. Affordable rates." Sounded good, and I figured if it was good enough for a trucker it was good enough for me. I parked went inside, and told the Indian gentlemen behind the counter that I wanted a room. He looked me up and down and then said in very broken English "You Want Yes" I said yes. I ask him if he took travelers checks. He got this weird look on his face, and went into the back roo

"you Need To Know" In My Own Words
If you don't believe it, call the number. Everyone needs to take the time and read this. Just take a break from all your other stupid bulletins about who is gonna die or if your love life will suck for 7 years and be serious and do the right thing. Repost this or you have no soul seriously. A kid needs our help so do the right thing. Hi, my name is Matt Dawson. I am 23 years old, and I have a large tumor on my brain and severe lung cancer. The doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. "The Make A Wish Foundation" has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is reposted. For those of you who repost, I thank you so much. But for those who don't repost it, I will still pray for you. Please, if you are a kind person, have a heart. Please, please, PLEASE REPOST THIS MESSAGE AS "READ PLEASE!" Matt Dawson 702-355-6198 Home urgent Please feel free to call me for anything. *hey it wont cost you but 10 seconds of your time I've nev

Young Dumn And Full Of Cum
AS A WOMAN PASSED HER DOUGHTERS CLOSED BEADROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSIRVED HER DOUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR, SHOCKED, SHE ASKED, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" THE DOUGHTER REPLIED, "MOM I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED AND THIS IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE," THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRLS FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMMING FROE THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEADROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HE DOUGHTER MAKING PATIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOOING, THE DOUGHTER SAID, "DAD, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED AND THIS IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE," A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME SOME FROM SHOPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE FAMILY ROOM. SHE ENTERED THE AREA AND OBSERVE

Young Citizen Volunteers ( Ycv )
The Ulster Volunteer Force was an adverse and complex organisation spanning rural and urban protestant Ulster, stretching from the shipyard communities of East Belfast in the heartland to isolated loyalist outposts on the Atlantic coast of Donegal. One of the most dedicated groups of men, at first quite separate from the UVF, was the Young Citizen Volunteers of Ireland ( YCV ). The inangural meeting of this organisation had been held in Belfast City Hall on 10th September 1912, just prior to the signing of the Solemn League and Covenant. Each member was to pay 2s.6d on joining the YCVs and a further 6d each month; he was to attend weekly drills to learn 'modified military and police drill, single stick, rifle and baton exercises, signalling, knot-tying and other such exercises". If possible he was also to gain some knowledge of 'life-saving and ambulance work'. The constitution of the YCVs insisted that members should not take part in any political meeting or demonstration. They wer

You N Me Babe...
You are such a special woman, but I don't think you see it. You deserve so much more than you already have, and shouldn't be going through bullshit drama like it. he steals your heart and stops it's beats, HE lies, he cheats, but don't admit defeat! Be strong my lady for I am here, no matter what lets rock this beat. Marcie is my sexy, beautiful, lady, and I will be her CT baby girl always and forever. But this also goes above and beyond just that. you just wait and see;-)

Younger Men
That time of the year again. I have purchased the ticket and reserved a room. Plan on being in myrtle beach one week for the spring bike week...Any of my friends wanna meet....give me a holla Been here n texas 3 weeks..same old story. The only guys ever interested are either way too young...19, 22...or way too old...69..72...I have no idea why life is doing this...I know someone up there is lying on the floor rolling in laughter ...saying send her another young one...make sure he lives with his mama....lol I have been pursuing something I don't think exists...I have put rules in my life...to bring order and some sense of purpose to it. I stopped dating younger men and would only go out with guys my age. Well this has not been working. Men my age are tired,have lots of baggage,and are not able to keep up physically. cannot deal with erection problems. I am not jesus, I cannot make the limp strong..lol...NEW AGENDA>>>Stop being so picky..."The most beautiful and wonderful things in this

The Young Ones Quotes
NEIL: Oh..have we got a video? VYVIAN: The next person who says that..im gonna put their head through the window! NEIL: Vyvian..Have we got a video? VYVIAN: Right this way Neil... (window is ripped from wall and smashed down over neils head) If I had a penny for everytime I had to answer the door....I'd have five pounds sixty three" -Neil Moan, Moan Boring just because you do a little bit of house work -Rick

Younger Men And Older Women
Today is the first day of the New Year and Iam going to change alot of things about myself. As of today I am no longer going to post any pics that show alot of skin. I will no long be the type of female that has to use her body to get man. I want a man that will respect me for who I am inside. I am a good person and I am someone that deserve to be treated like a QUEEN and like a lady and not a whore. If you are looking for a real lady then you can hit me up, if not then you can keep walking. Thank you to all my true fans that want a lady in their life as a friend or otherwise. To the others then it was nice knowing you but I am NO longer going to be what you want me to be. I have just got out of a relationship with a younger man and "yes" it hurts like hell, but i will be fine. If any ladies read this blog PLEASE stay away from them. They are more troble than they seem to be. If there is any older men looking at this and are looking for a good heartd woman hit me up. I need a re

Youngstown Ohio....my Hometown, Lol
You know you're from Youngstown if... -You're more worried about the Brown's quarterback's health than your own. -Your high school football games draw more fans than most college games. -You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. -You say you are from Y-town just to sound cool. -You actually thought the legal drinking age was 18, until you made a trip to the bars in Cleveland and they wouldn't let you in. -Your friends from out of town get scared when you go throught a red light, but you reassure them that it's scarier when you stop. -You find yourself randomly checking on your car while at bar. Who knows at what time you have to report it stolen. -You spend all your money at the bars, just so you won't have to give any to the guy that jumps you. -There are no speed limit signs, because speeding is the last thing on cops' minds. Unless of course you're in Poland. -When someone says their at a "Party on the Plaza" you know where to find them.

A Youngmans Death
Let me die a Youngman's death not a clean and in between the sheets holy water death not a famous-last-words peaceful out of breath death When I'm 73 and in constant good tumor may I be mown down at dawn by a bright red sports car on my way home from an all night party Or when I'm 91 with silver hair and sitting in a barber's chair may rival gangsters with ham fisted Tommy guns burst in and give me a short back and insides Or when I'm 104 and banned from the Cavern may my mistress catching me in bed with her daughter and fearing for her son cut me up into little pieces and throw away every piece but one Let me die a Youngman's death not a free from sin tiptoe in candle wax and waning death not a curtains drawn by angels borne 'what a nice way to go' death

You Never Know
i lost 9 lbs in last ten days,i was exspecting more bad news at the cardio appointment to day .all is looking better i my goal is to get to 220 to 230. im borderline diabetic now so i am making major changes in my lfe and habits,life is too short as it is with out being my own exucutioner.my zanex is working now that i hve adjusted to it.i,ve gotten to the point wher i am ready to quit smoking.i have replaced much of the time spend on here with exercise and quality time with my wife and friends.i have rated fanned and sent add request to all that i have droped in on,i have never asked to be rated faned or to help me level or win some meaninglss contest for points.all that i have done to help you all was because thats me.i dont do the drama or group hate crap. i have blocked only a holes that where doing good pepole dirty, i have reach out to many in friendship onl to be dissed or ignored no problem here i will no lnger support those that dont reply to honest friendship,lifes too shor

“young Love”
“YOUNG LOVE” A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marrythe little girl across the street The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand That's a serious step," he said.. "Have you thought it out completely?" Yes," his young son answered.. We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers... It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark!" How about transportation?" the father asked "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered The boy had an answer to every question the father raised Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know" "We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied "We're not going to have babies.. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!" (Look at the expression on the "other"

The Young Ladies I Currently Own
The Lovely Ladies That I Currently Own Mz Belle MZ.BELLE OF FIREY HEART & SOUL FAMILY~~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~Fu Owned by Demented187@ fubar Singlemomnok Singlemomnok~Fu-Owned by I'm Smut Provert ~Fu-Owner of Aksfarmboy, DJ MyLastBreath and 2HottSexy@ fubar Miss Crys Miss Crys~Shadow Levelers~Owned By ~RobiSue~69Munch~Lil Slavegrrl~Dizzy~Smutt~Dr. Tre~@ fubar Pezz Pezz*Promoter 4 Diablo's Den@ fubar ~Irish_Chick79~ ~Irish_Chick79~ Fu-Owner of Tomm401 ~ Fu-Owned by Brett and TequilaRose ~@ fubar EasyOnTheEyz EasyOnTheEyz♥2ndAlarmHotties♥AsstChief♥AsstChiefOfPromotions@ fubar sweetmomma sweetmomma_diablo den greeter@ fubar DeDe DeDe~Co~Owner of Excalibur Rawk Radio@ fubar

You Need Fu Bucks
Do you need Fu Bucks?? I have them will trade 100 comments for 10,000 Fu Bucks i am in a contest and need all the help i can get ... If You Every Wanted One of the Best People On Your List You Need To Meet Jami So Go Show Her Some Luv and Help Her Win This ConTest

You Never Know!!
TWO OF MY STANDARDBREDS HAVE BEEN REMOVED FROM THE PROPERTY AT 19 OLD COUNTY RD, FREEPORT. ME. RECENTLY, WITHIN 48HRS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. I DON'T KNOW WHO REMOVED THEM OR WHERE THEY'RE, BUT I AM EMAILING AND SENDING MESSAGES OUT TO VETS, FARRIERS, STORES, STABLES, FARMS, TRANSPORTATION ETC. THE PIC IS OF THE TWO HORSES. GRAY IS A MARE, 16. 2HDS, 17YRS OLD, LIP TAT I'VE HAD HER 16YRS BAY IS A GELDING, 15. 2HDS, 24YRS OLD LIP TAT AND FREEZE BRANDED BETWEEN HIS FRONT LEGS I'VE HAD HIM 15YRS I HAVE CALLED THE STATE POLICE, SHERIFFS, LOCAL PD AND MY LAWYER WHEN I FIND THE PERSON/PERSONS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS I WILL BE FILING CHARGES AND A LAWYER SUIT AGAINST THEM. I WILL NOT GIVE UP UNTIL MY TWO BABIES ARE RETURNED TO ME, SAFE/SOUND ANY HELP OR INFO ANYONE MIGHT HAVE WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. PLEASE SAY A PRAYER THAT THEY'RE ARE RETURNED SAFE/SOUND KEEP YOUR EYES AND EARS OPEN But I have to tell you, change is great!! I met a wonderful man, a guy tha

You Need To Read This
Who gives a fuck if a soldier dies Who cares if a soldier dies? Take a man and put him alone, Put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, Make him live in sand, in mud. This is the life I have to live, This the soul to God I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, While young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Iraq". Use your signs and have your fun, Then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, Then I'm supposed to die for you? There is one thing that you should know; And that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love for all this hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my battle buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, Then I heard them say, "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, To let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, To keep the freedom you live by. By his dying, you

Youniverse
It's simple really - love makes you tick and you enjoy exploring your sensual side. Sex is very important to you and central to your relationship. You know what you like and you're getting more and more confident about asking for it. But having said that, you're still just as happy taking it easy with cutesy cuddles on the couch now and then. You're romantic in your outlook and love the simplicity of nature. You can be a little nostalgic and love revisiting familiar places and memories. When it comes to art you tend to have a traditional approach. You are passionate about history and true classics. Truly great art stands the test of time. You love nothing more than a music gig in the open air with a bunch of friends and a couple of drinks. You get a real buzz from watching a live performance - there is no better escape. You love physical activity - you've got serious wanderlust. Keeping a clear head and a healthy body makes you ready for whatever life throws a

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The Young Boy A young boy asked his father the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father then answered, "Go ask your mother and sister if they would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Then, go ask your brother. So the boy went to his mother, sister and brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" his sister replied, I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.............but realistically,....... we're living with two sluts and a queer".

You Need To Be Aware
Lohan, 24, is all over the news because she's a celebrity drug addict. While Justin Allen 23, Brett Linley 29, Matthew Weikert 29, Justus Bartett 27, Dave Santos 21, Chase Stanley 21,Jesse Reed 26, Matthew Johnson 21, Zachary Fisher 24, Brandon King 23, Christopher Goeke 23, and Sheldon Tate 27 are all Marines that gave their lives this week, no media mention.Honor THEM by reposting!!!

Younger Vs. Older
Checking out at the supermarket recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring my own bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. I apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days“. The clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations“. She was right about one thing–our generation didn’t have the green thing in “Our” day. So what did we have back then? After some reflection and soul-searching on “Our” day, here’s what I remembered we did have…. Back then, we returned milk bottles, pop bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles repeatedly. So they really were recycled. But we didn’t have the green thing back in our day. We walked up stairs, b

Young Roses Foundation
The Young Roses Foundation (YRF) is a non-profit organization which is based in Yonkers(NY). Our mission is to prevent the youth from being absorbed to the negativity of the streets by creating extra curriculum for them after school and weekends. Donations will be used in creating a better environment for the youth by establishing foundamental activities such as sports, games, camping, etc. If you have any questions in regards to the 'Foundation please feel free to contact me via email: Napolean207@gmail.com-------For those that are willing to donate please forward any donations to the following information: CHRISTOPHER ALVAREZ

Young
As a young boy I never understood why I was different, why I liked to wear my moms and sisters clothes, sneaking into their rooms and taken clothes out to wear, knowing every time I get caught I was in trouble. I started young at age 7 wearing my moms pantyhose to bed, over the years I would find myself wearing bra's, panties, pantyhose, slips, dresses bikini's everything they had including makeup and hating to undress in the short amount of times I had to wear their things

You Only Think You've Won
YOU THINK YOU HAVE WON AND THINK U HAVE WHAT U WANT BUT I HAVE A NEWS FLASH FOR YOU AND ALL YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS YOU HAVENT ONE AND U WONT FUCKING WIN BECAUSE WHAT I HAVE IS ALL MINE AND U WONT FUCKING GET IT WHAT SO EVER U CAN BRING UR ASS TO ME AND TRY ALL YOU WANT BUT IN THE END I WILL OVER COME YOUR ASS AND I WILL MAKE IT KNOWN THAT IM BETTER IM SMARTER AND YOU CAN SOMETHING THAT I HAVE AND IF U DONT LIKE ME FOR THAT THEN GUESS WHAT I DONT GIVE A GOD DAMM RATS ASS TO BACK THE FUCK OFF BITCH AND SEE THAT IM THE TRUE BITCH HERE AND I WONT GIVE UP SITTING DOWN. SO KEEP UR ASS WERE U ARE AT AND MIND UR OWN BUSS BECAUSE IM THE WINNER AND I WILL MAKE SURE I HAVE ALL THAT I WANT AND WHAT I WANT AND CAN GIVE HIM U CANT FUCKING DO SO GUESS AGAIN AND SAY UR GOODBYES THANKS ALL MANDIE

You Overwhelmingly Likely Flunkd The Sex Ed Class, If You Think
I’ll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink? I’m bored. Let’s shave my little kitty, you big lion king! Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome! God..if I don’t get to blow you soon, I swear I’m gonna bust! I know it’s a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? You’re so sexy when you’re hungover. I’d rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. Let’s subscribe to Hustler. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? Say, let’s go down to the mall so you can check out women’s asses. I’ll be out painting the house. I love it when you play golf on Sunday’s, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. Honey, our new neighbor’s daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see! I’ve decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. No, no … I

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~You......Only You~ When I think of you, so many emotions run through my mind. When I don't hear from you, so many concerns tear at me. Like a mighty waterfall, fierce and thundering a deafening roar - spray enveloping everything around. So am I surrounded by you. Like a babbling brook, slipping quietly over pebbles gently flowing, gurgling. Such is the peace you give to me. Like a gentle breeze, cooling a heated brow caressing fevered skin. So you calm my heart. Like a summer sky, glimmering sun warming the earth shining its light around. So you warm my soul. Like the birds in the trees, singing their happy songs for all to hear. So your voice cheers me. Like a rose, petals opening to release it's fragrance. So your smile thrills me. Like a precious gem, glowing, polished, rare admired by all who see it. So your eyes inspire me. Like the summer grasses, waving gently in the breeze inviting, fragrant, soft. So you hair

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I wanted to say that all though I am not against the permiscuity of others, hey it's what were are here for, to perpetuate the human race. Practice makes perfect, right? The one thing I do dislike are these people that act like thier chit doesn't stink, or they are the hottest thing on the planet, or they think that because they have a dick, or pussy, that they are the most popular thang out there. Well, I love doing this, if you fit into these catagories, then yes I am pointing my finger at you, and laughing out loud! You're not cool, you're chili. And chili ain't never been cool. I like all the pictures that I take of others, as well as looking at others pics as long as they are good ones. Just because you think you look good and wonder why Playboy hasn't offered you a shoot yet? It's because you are confusing glamor with trash. You are not a modle if all you can do is pose like you ARE in Playboy, and think that men weant you because you are slightly attractive in little shorts that

You Pick The Subject
Yay I am so happy we finaly had the chance to talk yesterday and NOw I am sooooo happy. I was a little down today when I didnt get the chance to see her but I wont let it get me down. I have to live strong.

You People Are Pissing Me Off!!
Iam soooo glad that CT finally decided to show them. Maybe now they'll be stopped or atleast slowed down a bit. Iam going to keep an ongoing list both on here and in my profile of all the downraters that I get attacked by because Im sure its not just me that they do this to. You dont have to go after them, I already do that when I find out theyre prick heads 1. teonbay2001@ CherryTAP Is it because I dont help you horny buggers to get off by posting explicit pics that you's have no buisness seeing? I think it is repulsive at the amount of people who care more about boobs and stupid ass comments than important things that really matter. WTF must your lives consist of to depend on shit that means nothing at all. I posted a very important bulletin yesterday that I feel very strongly about and its just too damn bad that those who complain about that crap, still do nothing about it. WHY?? The reason is that society has grown so used to others stupidity that they feel it wi

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You people think you have it so bad,with your problems like your boyfriend or girlfriend.That isnt anything think of all the people that have somethen that could really kill them like cancer or somethen like that.I mean think about it yall have it easy compared to them.Yall are all thinken what ever but if you really think about it we all complain about our lifes being so hard but those people with cancer or other stuff have to worry about if they are going to wake up tomorrow or how longer they have to live.. I think i have it pretty lucky to just have a whole in my heart i mean people think that im kinda wierd cause im just liven life like i dont have nothen wrong but i dont care cause mine can be fixed(hopefully) but the people with cancer 99% of the time cant be so im not preachen or nothen but please do me this think about what i just said please love Shelby Ginn

You Peace
Your peace Peace is within you. There are other places to look for it. It happens from your understanding, Of your willingness to accept and Learn from the moment that you arrive. Where to find your heart, inevitably find peace. She is in the place where everything is reflected in you in balance, harmony and innocence. Your peace depends on your attention, inside of you, so it stretches you out, giving a new dimension to your reality where you manage to clear, through it, which seems obscure, undo the knots where everything seems tangle, without output. It gives a chance for peace, your peace, And you see that life colore to what seems gray, bringing love where there feel hatred, Which brings abundance think there misery, which brings warmth think there cold, loneliness. The life often does not seem to be easy, There are moments where giving all, to simply cry, for our apparent inability to harmonize size chaos we created, but I say to you: demand for thy peac

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All you ever did was tell me lies, Didn't you ever see that I was never suprised-You thought I was a fool,You thought I couldn't see-You thought you were playin' me- I think you were confused, I think you still are confused-You Played ureself '. You think that I wouldn't catch you,You didn't know that I knew, You still don't know.You didn't know how I knew. You didn't think you're girl would tell on you,You didn't think the others who knew would tell on you- You played ureself She was you're best friend in your eyes, but she told me the flip side, I guess she told me cause she wanted in my life,I was too good for your ass anyway.If you've seen her plan-You would've known I was the man that she desired to have.You were too blind to see-You played ureself '. I waited for you to throw you're cards,and you played it-but playin them didn't get you far enough,cause you played ureself '....

Your Eyes
Your Eyes......... How did I see it through your eyes. And all the lies you told me. Why can't I just be myself and no one else. Love blinded me and it was all because your eyes. They shined so bright as you fell out of sight. How could I be so blind to see your love that was so hard to find. The feel of your caress it always felt the best. The glances that you gave will forever and always show me the way. As I looked into your eyes I always knew it was...... GOODBYE. By: Mistik

Your Mom Loves Me ;)
7.32pm - mentally unstable. 10:19pm I have just made an ass out of myself in front of myself. If I had split personallity, one of them would slap the other for thinking that it would all be allright again, that it would all fall back into place. The funny thing is, it's not the women you had that you still think about, it's the ones that got away. Before I had a chance to even settle from the shock I got by hearing her voice again, I am back in the time when everything seemed like it was put together by the nice people at Ikea - perfect. What goes around comes around, except it comes back around with a lot more baggage 'it' picked up on the way, souvenirs so to say, karma's a bitch. If you nibble on it, it makes sure to come back to bite your arm right off, and you deserve it because you initiated contact first, you started the chain of events. The news snowballed on me when I least expected it, when I was just allright. If you find a way for your heart to stop producing feelings of sa

Your Playtoy
hey guys and als well unfortunantley theres no pix of me so if u want add me as ur friend on mysace www.myspace.com/poision_bombshell h3y whatsup fans and w3b surf3rs, i'm just bor3d and i d3cid3d to create my first blog. hmmm well about me i'm 18(no really 15). I'm bisexual, i love girls well not lesbo like but i just have a few girlfriends. I like partying,dancing,aerobics,running,sex,and just anything thats fun. I'm drug and disease free(of course!) Gosh some ppl out there are really nasty when it comes to sex as in no protection. I would say im a sexaholic,hell yea!(mostly in porn & masturbation), i'm a little too scared of all of those disease out there so i only keep it my sexual activites to the ppl i'm close with. I'm trying to do abstin3nce but i can't help it. I have plans for my future i'm not some dumb whore who likes fucking and is dumb as hell. I want to be a plus size MODEL. or a celebrity assistant they make $100,000 a year so u know i'm not trippin, eithe

Your Mother Might Be A Witch If
Your Mother Might Be A Witch If ... 1. She uses a butterknife for an athame, so that it won't harm any little hands. 2. She uses birthday candles; one, they are more economical; two, they can finish burning out by the time the child wakes up from their nap. 3. She starts to chant to the tunes of nursery rhymes. 4. When she invokes a Goddess, she first asks that the Goddess not wake up her child. 5. She begins every spell with "Don't let the baby wake up before this spell is cast" and ends the spell with "Blessed be the Goddess for keeping the baby asleep! So mote it be!" 6. When she wants to call the quarters she uses Legos; since they do come in blue, green, red and yellow. She simply builds a tower when calling the quarter, then kicks the tower over when she is finished. 7. Her ceremonial clothes are anything in the house that is still clean. 8. She uses essential oils on the baby wipes for her cleansing baths before rites. 9. She replaces the ca

Your Father Might Be A Witch If...
Your Father Might Be A Witch If ... 1. He uses a screwdriver for an athame because everything in the house is falling apart. 2. He chants spells before and while opening a box for the new toy; in hopes that the instructions are in English and that he can follow them. 3. He now uses candles and wine as seduction tools for casting a circle around his wife; convincing her that he is invoking the Goddess within her. 4. His book of shadows now consists of instructions on what to do when mom decides to take off for the day. 5. He tells everyone they need haircuts; so secretly he can cast spells like: the baby will sleep the whole night through, and the wife will get her "before she was pregnant" sex drive back. 6. He replaced wine and cake with beer and potato chips.

Your Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Your Gone!
You left us here in a cloud of tears, The hurt, so unbeleivably strong. Our hearts are heavy with grief and pain, As we try to accept the fact you are gone. It all happened much to quickly, It's so hard to comprehend. The way things happen the way they do, Or what maybe could have been. You've left you mark among us here, A part of you continues to grow. The best part of you can still be seen and heard, In Danny, Devon, and in Cole. Because of the tremendous love you had, Five more were added to your ring. Kelly, Jordan, Zach, Sianne and I are now family. Our time with you was much to short, We hadn't learned all about you yet. But rest assured, We'll know everything, Family will never let us forget. So level-headed strong and sure, Never afraid to take a chance. Always able to laugh, to joke, To help us smile when we think we can't. Everyone has special memories of you, Most happy bu

Your Peek
I tried to write u a letter only to help my words flow better See in person my speech becomes impaired My actions don't deminstrate how much i care This pen becomes my lifeline Like fine wine Our relationships gets better and better with time Your beauty matches your heart And for that reason alone I thought several times i was dying because my heart stops But I now know that it was my soul pausing everything in me so it could hear u U make me feel good Because of how i feel i lose my words So now i write And my mind reads to make sure those are my thoughts My soul reveals my feelings And my flesh waits for your eyes See I love u That writing this my whole body cries You are wonderful! You are beautiful! You are perfect! You are more than I could ever dream! You are my connection to the truth You are love You are loved by me I cherish u completely I love you before u ever ask I am greatful for u I a

Your Name
HELL NO: THINK I NEED A NAME CHANGE LMAO P:Popular with all types of people A: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for. U:Really like to chill L: Loved by someone A: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for A: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for. B: Likes people C: Loyal to those you love. D: Has one of the best personalities ever. E: A damn good kisser. F: People adore you. G: Never let people tell you what to do. H: Have a very good personality and looks. I: Loves everyone. J: Lives life for fun. K: Really silly. L: Loved by someone M: Makes dating fun N: Dead sexy O: Best in Bed P: Popular with all types of people. Q: A hypocrite. R: Fuckin crazy. S: Easy to fall in love with T: Is wild and crazy. U:Really like to chill. V: Not judgemental. W: Very broad minded. X: Never let people tell you what to do. Y: loves to drink Z: Always ready.

Your Passion Is Yellow
Your Passion is Yellow You're a total sexual shape shifter. You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable. Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be straight. While you the most passionate, you are very open minded.What Color Is Your Passion?

You're Now Vixenated.
Thank God for natural beauty. ♥ Do you think that pushing people away is a way of protecting them? And, if you do... from what? My opinion? I do see it as a way of protecting someone else. Because... if you've messed up so much before, and you've caused someone so much hurt and pain... you could actually meet someone that you really gave a damn about. And, you wouldn't want to put them through what you've been through.. or what you've put other people thorugh.. Especially if you still carry baggage from your past. And, I do carry baggage from mine. Don't string people along, it's just dumb. On another note, I'd like to say.. if you have someone, and they love you. AND, you're still out lookin' for more? Don't let me know. I'll just punch you in the face, because that's what you'll truly deserve. You have NO idea how much that fucks somebody up. People can be so stupid. .. I do not consider myself a person. I am human. =/ And, these are the days of our lives. Questi

Your A Keeper!!
One day someone's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in The warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away . . never to return before we can say good-bye, say "I love you." So while we have it . . . it's best we love it . . and care for it and fix it when it's broken . . . and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage . and old cars . . . and children with bad report cards and dogs with bad hips and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it. Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what. Life is important, like people we know who are specia

Your Application
Your Application Repost this and see who's eligible to be your special someone. Have fun!! Send it back if you think you could get the job... :) Name: Age: Phone Number: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: What Do You Think Of My? Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Humor: Choice of music: Manners: Friends: Decisions: W0ULD Y0U... [] go out with me? [] give me your number? [] kiss me? [] let me kiss you? [] watch a movie with me? [] take me out to dinner? [] drive me somewhere? [] make love to me? [] take a shower with me? [] be my bf/gf? [] hug me? [] buy me food? [] take me home to meet your family? [] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? [] sing car karaoke w/ me? [] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? [] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [] give me a piggyback ride? [] come pick me up at

Your It
YES I GONE HAVE MY SECOND HH TODAY... SO BE THERE MAKE ME GODMOTHER.... FRIENDS FAMILY YOU ALL WELCOME TO JOIN THE PARTY ..AND EVERY ONE WHO WANT TO JOIN IT TODAY... SO ITS 4PM FU TIME .......6PM US TIME .......MIDNIGHT IN THE UK .......1 AM IN EUROPE I GET THE HH FROM BY BFF TOMME...SHOW HIM SOME LOVE ... ~Tomme~BFF to Hennie~ClubFAR~@ fubar COME ON COME ON JOIN THE PARTY.... Music Video:WHO KNEW (by Pink)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone ~Shauny32~BFF to Tomme ~owner of The Mile High Club~ Club F.A.R.@ fubar OMG ITS TRUE I GOT MY FIRST HH.....I AM SO EXITED

Your A 90's Kid
You're a 90's kid if: You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..." You remember TGIF on ABC and wouldnt miss it "Miss Susie had a tug boat, the tug boat had a bell..miss suzie went to heaven the tug went to hell_o operator please give me number 9 and if you disnconnect me i'll chop up your behind the refridgerator, there was a piece of glass, miss suzie sat upon it and ripped a piece ass_k me no more questions, please tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies, are in the medow the bees are in the park .......................... boys and girls are kissing after D-A-R-K- D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark" HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! down down baby down down the roller coster sweet sweet baby Ill never let you go..chimie chie cocoa puffs chimmie chimmie rock, chimmie chimiie cocoa puffs chimmie chimmie rock..... You remember when Kurt Cobain, 2Pac, River Phoenix, and Sel

Your Turn
You kno what i've been givin advice for a long time...good advice! and i just realized that most of the people who ask me for advice are whiners....yeah i kno i whine alot about ma life but some people whine over stupid things...this dude gone ask me how can i get his dog to like him come on now i help people with real problems and that's not a problem well it is but not one that im concerned about! I help people deal with issues on life like sex, abuse, confrontations, fears, relation ship problems,and blah blah blah all that! if you cant get cha dog to like you then maybe you need a new dog!!! And a life!!! People ask me, "Dah'Brita, How can you give advice on all that if you lived a shelter life?" and i tell them that "You dont have to be out in the world to understand it or the problems of the peoplr in it" and it's true i can tell you everythin you want or need to kno from love to sex, from why the sky is blue to why chicks turn gay! I've watched and paid attention to life and how

Your Daughter Is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!" The mother turned red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant! Get more at www.hostdrjack.com

Your Ever So Inviting
I lie awake in bed at night And think about your life Do you want to be different? Try to let go of the truth The battles of your youth Cos this is just a game It’s a beautiful lie It’s a perfect denial Such a beautiful lie to believe in So beautiful, beautiful It’s time to forgive the past To wash away what happened last Hide behind an empty face Don’t ask us much again Cos this is just a game It’s a beautiful lie It’s a perfect denial Such a beautiful lie to believe in So beautiful, beautiful Ohhhhh! Everyone don’t look at me I’m running around in circles Acquired desperation Building high I’ve got to remember this is just a game So beautiful, beautiful (Lie! Lie!) So beautiful, beautiful (Lie! Lie!) It’s a beautiful lie It’s a perfect denial Such a beautiful lie to believe in So beautiful, beautiful Gonna get in the car with a smile and the burn that I put on my arm the day you

Your Tree
Entry for January 21, 2007 WELL I HAVENT GOTTEN TO SHOW OFF MY MAIL ROUTE TO YOU PEEPS ON HERE SO.... THIS IS A ROAD I DRIVE ON EVERY SATURDAY..... I HAVE A FEW MORE PICS BUT ... ANYWAY.... I HAVENT BEEN AROUND ALOT I KNOW.... JUST NEEDED A REPREVE .. .NO IDEA HOW TO SPELL THAT BUT ... IM BACK FOR NOW LOVE TO YOU ALL Tags: | Edit Tags Sunday January 21, 2007 - 07:30pm (MST) Edit | Delete | Permanent Link | 0 Comments INTO THE NIGHT She's just sixteen years old Leave her alone, they say Separated by fools Who don't know what love is yet But I want you to know - CHORUS: If I could fly I'd pick you up I'd take you into the night And show you a love Like you've never seen - ever seen. It's like having a dream Where nobody has a heart It's like having it all And watching it fall apart And I would wait till the end of time for you And do it again, it's true I can't measure my love There's nothing to compare it to But I want you to know

Your World View... Are U A Idealist ?
Graphics & Layouts True Friendship None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard, or bi-otch, who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will kn ow you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared --Iwill rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be... until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. W

Your Feelings On The War Is It A Mistake Or Not
Chocolate said to a lollipop, you are damn sweet. And the lollipop said : Not as sweet as the person reading this! Your smile makes me smile... Your talks make me glad.. Your company makes me happy... But your absence makes me sad... Be always with me my friend!!! Send this to all your friends in your list and also back to me if i am your friend.... If you get more than 7 you are lovable...which I know you are! for myself i feel that at first we need it but now. I feel its wrong that are troops or over there and that we need to get them out. i feel that bush has maked to many mistakes and the the US need to get out and let them have their civil war. please let me know how you feel about it.

You Raise Me Up
Just to let you know that Dave is in Hospital for a couple of weeks to have some tests done. He wishes you all the best and hope to be around very soon Thanks to Tazzy for helping me with this Charlene "You Raise Me Up" When I am down and, oh my soul, so weary; When troubles come and my heart burdened be; Then, I am still and wait here in the silence, Until you come and sit awhile with me. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains; You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas; I am strong, when I am on your shoulders; You raise me up... To more than I can be. [Instrumental break] You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains; You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas; I am strong, when I am on your shoulders; You raise me up... To more than I can be. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains; You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas; I am strong, when I am on your shoulders; You raise me up... To more than I can be. You raise me up, so I can stand on

Your Thoughtssssssssssssss
Dead Peopleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' wanna join????????????? The idea of Luis Cipher exists as you know it by my profile....."Luis Cipher" in reality it does not exist; it is an abstraction for Lucipher.....ergo, there is no real me....only the abstraction that you perceive...an entity that you perceive, something illusory.....and though I can hide my cold gaze & you can shake my hand and feel my flesh grasping yours....and maybe you can sense that our lifestyles are probably comparable......I am really not there....except that part of your mind that allows me to exist.....don't YOU think????? It's not what you thought when you first began it, you got what you wanted & now can hardly stand it.....but now you know it's not going to stop, your sure there is a cure & that you will finally find it....you think one drink will shrink you to the illusory underground & live it down......it's then you understand that it is not going to stop.....not going to stop til you wise up....

~*~your Bad Habit~*~'s Heart
There are so many inconsiderate dumb ass whores on this shit that it makes no sense. thank you for those that understood my mum that I had posted and this doesn't go out to you but the ones that were being so very disrespectful are the ones that need a fucking life and r the real whores! It's called jealousy bitches. u're just mad cuz ur parents don't love u! Thou who studies the twig in their own eye do not realize the reality of being blind. -Toni E.

Your Chance
www.hostdrjack.com Peeing in the Bushes > > A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic > garbage bags, one in each hand. Because of a hole in one of the bags a > $20 bill occasionally falls our of the bag and onto the pavement. > Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills > falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady .. > "I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for > the warning!" > > "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that > money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, > my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. And > each time there's a game, a lot of the male fans come and pee in the > bushes, right into my flower beds!" So, I go and stand behind the > bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his > thingie through the bushes, I yell: '$20 or off

Your Ideal Relationship....
Your Ideal Relationship is Friends with Benefits You're not looking for anything serious... just something hot! And you're little black book (or cell phone) always hooks you up. You want nothing more than friends with benefits. No strings. You also don't mind benefits without the friendship! What's Your Ideal Relationship?

Your Layla*
I JUST WANT TO SAY TO ALL THE HOT PEEPS OUT THERE! HELLO! IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOU CAN ADD ME TO AIM- laylalaysya OR YAHOO MESSENGER- laylawants2laya cant wait to have fun! bye boys muah* http://www.phonesexacademy.com/layla.html

Your Daily Dose Of Reality!!!
I heard a news report, about this idiot, that was showing off his new onstar feature to a buddy.thinking he had disconnected he began to tell his buddy about a recent cocaine purchase he had made,and apparently was showing his buddy the goodies.the operator at onstar listened in and then called the police and told them where this guy was at.well imagine his suprise when the police showed up,searched and found his shit,and then told him that onstar,a service he pays for had called the police on him. to all you ppl i told about onstar when it first came out...TOLD YOU FUKKRS....BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING IN WAYS YOU NEVER SUSPECT!!!! so before getting your onstar feature in that new gm car or truck..or sending in your next payment...they know where your at and can hear you without you being aware...pass this along THIS HAS BEEN YOUR DAILY DOSE OF REALITY!!!

Your Cumare
Most women dont think that its something they could do... But thats because they do not understand nor accept the fact that being a cumare is a every day situation... Everytime you step into a bar and see a hot guy who is obviously with his girl or a female companion but he is still checking you out and you make it known that he has your attention you are opening yourself up to being a cumare... So you say you have a friend with benefits what do you think you are to him??? His cumare... Your male bestfriend is either married or in a serious relationship BUT you and he have an understanding and an arrangment... You know he loves his wife or his woman BUT he is not satisfied so he has you his cumare... Cumare does not mean whore... It doesnt mean prostitute... What a cumare is, is a woman who by all technicalities is singal BUT truthfully she is not... She has a man who may verywell be in a relationship with another woman or he is married... While he loves his partner he h

Your Privacy At Risk
I've been on this site pretty much the whole weekend. In between watching people post bulletins about losing loved ones, children with Liver cancer, fathers, mothers, our children oversees fighting in a war they may die in, people just wanting prayers for people we love, we have to be continously bombed with crap about who stole who's boyfriend, who's a cheat, how much they lie, how many dam accounts they have. This is the internet. Don't you all have a life. Personally I'm sick of reading it all day long. Get a grip. There is a world out there where real people are trying to just survive. I DON'T GIVE A DAM WHO'S IN FIRST PLACE, OR WHO DID WHAT TO WHOM. DO WHAT YOUR BOUNCERS HAVE TOLD YOU TO DO OVER AND OVER. If its important enough or effects us, post it once then let people repost for you. IF THIS IS YOUR WAY TO LEVEL UP, GET OVER YOURSELF. LEAVE THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT ALONE. THIS REALLY LOOKS GREAT TO NEW PEOPLE JUST COMING ON TO CHERRY TAP.

Your Eyes Are The Best Cheats
SEEING IS NOT NBELIEVING....SOMETIMESHI DEAR, CHECK THIS OUT ... If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink. If you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot turns to green. Now, concentrate on the black + in the center of the picture. After a short period of time, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see a green dot rotating. It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don't disappear. This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see ============================================================================================= dear,i know u r my good friend.plz rate this and comment..ty

Your'e Are Beautiful
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful." Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute." The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now "cute." She asked, "What happened to beautiful? The man replied, "The drugs are wearing off."

You're Not Who You Think You Are.
A little known fun-fact about me is that I am one of six straight males in the Midwest who have impeccable, if not exquisite, taste in women's shoes. Today, an Italian professor put some science behind my near fetish. So a big thank you Dr. Curruto and to the world's best, not the finest, news source for providing some science behind my lust and for publicizing that science. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7225828.stm I’m headed home, my last stop is 27F. 27A & 27B two teenage brothers, 27C aisle, 27D open (score!), 27E late 40’s mother, 27F stolen by 27D, a father in his late 40’s. Now seat stealing isn’t a major offense in my world. It’s two and a half hours of my life, so window, aisle, I can deal either way. But you probably shouldn’t steal my seat, splitting up your family, then proceed to talk to and pass shit over me across the aisle to your family. My petty, passive-aggressive streak kicks in. 27F refuses to open the win

You're An Extreme Redneck When.....
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this." 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9. Your junior prom offered day care. 10. You think the last words of the "Star-spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines." 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 13. Yo

Your Goddess Speaks
Now I know I'm really showing my age, because I remember ALL of these!!! DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN...? All the girls had ugly gym uniforms? It took five minutes for the TV warm up? Nearly everyone's Mom was at home when the kids got home from school? Nobody owned a purebred dog? When a quarter was a decent allowance? You'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny? Your Mom wore nylons that came in two pieces? All your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had their hair done every day and wore high heels? You got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking, all for free, every time? And you didn't pay for air? And, you got trading stamps to boot? Laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box? It was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents? They threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed. . . and they did? Wh

Your The Insperation
I may never hold you, may never tast your warm sweet lips, may never see the moonlight, shineing brightly in your eyes, with my arms around you, where I so long to be, but know that I think of you, in everything I do, you give my life meaning, help me make it through the night, your the reason that I breath, you give my world it's light, Your The Insperation...

Your Life
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband

You're Not Sure
Read all of this one, it is interesting!! Read down to the very bottom highlighted in green, IT'LL GIVE YOU GOOSEBUMPS!!! You don't want to miss this! ((*_*) ) VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq ! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq ! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel 10. Amos cried out in Iraq ! 11 Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem 12. Daniel was in the li on's den in Iraq ! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq

Your On My Friends List - Id Like To Know ....
1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.) 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.) 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.) 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.) 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.) 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.) 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.) 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.) 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.) 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.) 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.) 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.) 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 13.) 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 14.) 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 15.) 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 16.) 17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly? 17.) 18.)Q. What was your first impression of me? 18.) 19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? 19.) 20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would

Your Teen Support No Matter What!!!
Hey Parents of teens going through this you'll understand when I start telling you all of my feelings on it! My daughter came out to me a few years ago that she was bi-sexual, now she is listing herself on MySpace....(LOL) that she is a lesbian, I have told her many times that I support her in all she does in her life including but not less then being "Gay", there are your stereotypic gays but hey if she is coming out about this difficult thing in her life be thankful that "It Could Be Worse" it could have been a street addiction such as Drugs or Alcohol, What ever your child does in his or her life if this is the "Worst" thing that happens to them, then be thankful that it's something you can accept as hard as it may be, it's not a choice they make after all but rather they are born this way and the sooner we all understand this the better this world will be as far as Gay Rights and those sort of things will be! Parents Support Your Teens No Ma

Your Next Breath Could Be Your Last :(
it always hurts to lose a loved one so please do me a huge favor and tell the ones you love that you love them each and every chance you get! this song goes out to my uncle Bob (Boyd) of whom passed away on May 31st this year :( i already miss him soooooooooo much. life won't be the same w/o him!

Your Perspective?
well... I don't know where so came from but this is the first 5 minutes I've had to do anything since may 25th and as soon as I log off I'm back to the same old worky shit til the end of october. I flat ran outta time and that sounded like the easiest way to handle my shit before I was going to really drop off the face of the earth. sorry I'm a coward. not going to ask you for anything because it would be flat wrong at this point and I've caused enough trouble for one lifetime, and no I'm not on drugs unless my job is now considered one. Sorry I flat fucked up and I guess I can't take it when someone cares. If someone sent you this letter what would you think they were saying?

Your From Missouri.....
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MISSOURI IF: You've never met any celebrities. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. "Vacation" means driving through Arnold or going to Branson. You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular. You measure distance in minutes. Down south to you means Tennessee. You know several people who have hit a deer. You think Missouri is spelled with an "a" at the end. Your school classes were canceled because of cold. Your school classes were canceled because of heat. You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better." You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year. You know in your heart that Mizzou c

Your Undoubtedly Losing No Sleep....
WOOOOHOOOO!!! Yes finally after being out of work for a month, I am back in my game. and the feeling is awesome!!!!I am the type of person that really just cannot sit around and do nothing, so I was going stir-crazy. No more unemployment to claim for me. I am going to be making some pretty good money. Much better environment and alot closer to home. Plus it is what I know how to do. I won't disclose on here what exactly it is or where because of certain people who think they can try and ruin my life, But just know that it is nothing stupid, skanky, or illegal in any way shape or form, I mean c'mon, I have kids and a wonderful husband, plus I am not one to sell myself short.those who ACTUALLY KNOW me, know that I'm not one who can be knocked down so easily. Tootles~`Jen Although I don't see how you would be able to sleep knowing what you have done was totally wrong. Do you have any regard for anyone other than yourself??? I have kids, or does that even matter to you. But then why woul

Your Erotic Mandala
Create your Erotic and Perfect Mandala Magic circles or mandala are symbols that form part of the knowledge you need to access the magic of eroticism. According to Tantric philosophy, once upon a time, the gods found an unnamed energy which vibrated in a perfect way between the heavens and the earth. They called it mandala, which means circle or circuit in Hindu. The Tao mandala: Ying and Yang Reading and studying have allowed us to reveal the millenary secrets of sexual magic. All the mysteries have been interpreted and explained in a practical manner, as exercises to be carried out in a certain amount of time and in a simple way, with the aim of heightening our level of sexual and spiritual consciousness through the different techniques. Mandalas are circles which power the electromagnetic field of our body and mind, concentrating in them all the images or symbols of the different dimensions or cultures. Owing to the high degree of chemical change at cell level occurring

Your First .com
Many people everyday are starting their first .com Getting a domain name is the buzz of all entrepreneur website...but just exactly how do you do it? Step 1) You need to find an available domain name. This is done through a domain registrar, such as GoDaddy.com Lets say you run a business called Fabulous Graphic Designs. You may decided that you would like to register the domain fabulousgraphicdesigns.com This can be done for about $8 per year. I like to use GoDaddy.com to search for available domain names. Once you begin searching you will quickly see that the domain name you want may already be registered...so you may have to change your domain name from fabulousgraphicdesigns.com to fgd.com or something similar. Step 2) Once you have your domain name registered you will need to host it somewhere. You can think of it like a horse. If you were to buy a horse you would have two options...board it yourself in your own barn, or go to a boarding stable and lease a space in

Your Best
Don't Sweat the Technique Each of us has something we do especially well, a move or trick that drive our partners BANANAS. I have learned some "soul kiss" techniques that when used after the "getting to know you," tongue work on the outer lips and before you zero in on the clitoris, can get the pleasure zones inside the frontal vaginal area, which are very sensitive, to be very responsive, and if you follow up with with more stimulation by entering her while her hips are elevated either be placing her feet on the thighs of the penetrator or lifting her hips with a pillow folded double the G-Spot is massaged if you get the angle right. Don't go to deep at first until she tells you to. What are your best techniques?

You Remind Me
You remind me of a perfect summers day. Sunny full of life-full of different smells and children at play You remind me of lifes first experience riding a bike, first words, first steps, first kiss, first love does this makes sense? You remind me of a never ending dream the dream was so good it made me scream. You remind me of what love should be understanding, communicating, compassion and friendship as well as compatibility. You remind me of a experience that coems to mind, your unselfish ways, your understanding and how you can be so kind. You remind me of things I cant pronounce some things just dont make sense and some you rather not announce. You remind me of a woman I wish I had but never had the oppertunity to meet. So whenever we get the oppertunity to meet I will lay beneath your feet. Written by: Trevon A.K.A Bad Boy69

Your Dreams Arent As Far As They Seem
ok so this is an interesting story that i know no one will read but i feel like writting it anyways.... for yesterday I am sorry for anyone who i offended when i said drugs are for losers... the point being is I've been there and done that...and i hate to see such smart people....valuable people (which you all are)...to waste there life on drugs... drugs are a form of getting out of reality...it could be just cause ya want to but most of the time its cause you cant handle your own life...and you just want to get away from it all...its the same thing as cutting except your not all suicidal and shit...and your concider...like totally cool if you do drugs HA!...many of you are in high school im going on my senior year,,,,theres nothing that i can say or do to make anyone change there minds but... i dont care im still gonna say it.... there are so many things better than dugs...if you can believe in yourself you can do anything and get through anything....just dont get

Your Eyes
I see your eyes they pierce me in the very core of my soul. You are there completely bared as no other man's soul I see. You have entered a place of mine where not many have been. You have allowed me to see ~ feel ~ think about what I want ~ need ~ long for. I will more than likely never see the day I could look upon your face. I am but just a simple face in a sea of beauty. You have taken me deep within myself to touch things within I ignore. I have a yearning desire to ignite my passionate fires which are smoldering but need something to continue their glow. If I close my eyes and think just a bit, I see you with your long, flowing hair. To feel it brush against my skin, wow what thoughts it takes me to. As not to think I am any different than more than a thousand eyes have looked upon, you are special...unique...a unicorn amongst men. A butterfly opening its wings to allow the beauty of your soul to be seen. I stand at the gate waiting to see if I can get in just to get a glimpse o

You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else
· "The gene pool could use a little chlorine." · "All generalizations are false." · "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." · "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once." · "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" · "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." · "Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle." · "Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons." · "Born Free. . . . Taxed to Death" · "Cover me. I'm changing lanes." · "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools" · "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon" · "The more people I meet, the more I like my dog." · "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot." · "Conserve toilet paper, use both sides." · "REHAB is for quitters" · "I get enough exercise j

Your Invited
---------------------------------------- You have been invited to join Yuwie.com by Roger. When you join, you will be instantly connected to Roger and Roger's friends. Click the link below to join. http://www.yuwie.com/yuwie.asp?r=116932&vid= What is Yuwie? ================= First off, Yuwie is 100% FREE. Yuwie is like any other "connect with friends" or social networking site. But we have one major difference. Use Yuwie - Get Paid! Yuwie pays you to blog, upload pictures, refer friends, chat, hang out, etc.

Your Kinky Turn On???
What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Biting When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting92% Chains/Handcuffs92% Bondage67% Blind Folds33% Blood33% Whips25%

Your Age By Sex Maths ... Omg It Works ..!!
Body: Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a lie anyway-but sex math will know!YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ..Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex(more than one but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to h

You're Special!!!!
Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. "No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make

Your Guardian Angel
A wonderful friend had me to listen to this song and it makes me cry. Thought I would share a great song with my friends. Your Guardian Angel When I see your smile Tears roll down my face I can't replace And now that I'm strong I have figured out How this world turns cold and it breaks through my soul And I know I'll find deep inside me, I can be the one I will never let you fall I'll stand up with you forever I'll be there for you through it all Even if saving you sends me to heaven It's ok, It's ok, It's ok Seasons are changing and waves are crashing And stars are falling all for us Days grow longer and nights grow shorter I can show you I'll be the one I will never let you fall I'll stand up with you forever I'll be there for you through it all Even if saving you sends me to heaven Cause you're my You're my My true love My whole heart Please don't throw that away Cause I'm here, for you Please don't walk away and Please tell me y

Your A Angel To Me
YOUR AN ANGEL TO ME IS IT THE TWINKLING IN YOUR EYES OR IS IT THE SMILE ON YOUR FACE OR JUST YOUR WIT OR THE LOVELY THINGS YOU SAY AND DO THAT LIFTS ONE'S HEART A BIT THERE IS SO MUCH MORE THAT IT COULD BE BUT THERE IS ONE THING THAT I KNOW FOR SURE YOUR SIMPLY AN ANGEL TO ME!!! I AM SO THANKFUL FOR MY FRIENDS BECAUSE NO MATTER WHEN, WHERE, OR TIME I KNOW YOUR GOING TO BE THERE FOR ME!!

"your Gift To Me "
the darkness closes in The Raven cries Lost and lonely Stumbling in darkness The pain so great I lay down to rest Wishing for it to end Knowing tommarrow will come The pain returning when i open my eyes Wondering why you wished to wound me so When to you i gave all Your side is where i always was found Your happiness always first in return distrust, accusation, and threats was i given Pushed away yet you expect my return Saying you will be my light in darkness Yet this darkness and pain was i placed in by you How can i expect it to stop If remain with you i do For this is what you gave me to shield me This darkness and pain my gift from you for my love and loyalty to you I weep for the smile and happiness i once knew Now replaced with tears and pain My heart bleeding from the wounds inflicted Knowing it will take time to heal yet having to bel

Your Prayers Are Needed
Dear friends and family, Prayers needs right away We have a real close friend Michelle, who’s daughter Alyssa a 2yr old beautiful little angel was severely burnt in a house fire The baby was trapped in her bedroom when a volunteer firefighter found her She was found lying on a bed in a smoke-filled room, "badly burned, but still breathing.” What we know right now is that it does not look good for Alyssa she is so badly burnt Please I ask of you to keep Alyssa her mommy and the rest of her family in your prayers http://www.dailymail.com/News/200711230016

Your Freedom Our Price
> > > You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. - You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same

Youre Missing The Point
ok, so i havent been on this site very long and already ive become very opinionated and annoyed .......let me explain.......of course this site was designed for entertainment and fun which of course it is.....I can see rating someones PAGE a "10" if theyve put time into it ya know? sure.......have a "10" on me......but the pic rating game played on this site is so fucking fake i wanna vomit!. people put their pics up to be rated.......ok so rate them! If youre fucking ugly, keeping in mind beauty is completely subjective,and for those of you who dont know the definition of that word then NOW would be the time to STOP reading because by now your head is already starting to hurt......anyways.......if I think youre ugly or whatever i think you are and I rate you a 5 then why the fuck are you going to get mad? do you really think youre a "10"?.....really? why even have a rating system that consists of numbers? whats the point? why not just have 1 stupid little box that says "please lie to

Your Special!
Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, drool when you smile or occasionally shit yourself... You hang in there; you're fucking special...

Your Heavens A Lie And My Hell Is Justified
On the day of december 12th 2012 an illegal experiment was taking place that would destroy civilization within hours.This experiment was taking gene splicing to a whole new level by taking the genes of humanoid creatures from another dimension and splicing them with out own in hopes of creating a race of supersoldiers powerful enough to walk into heaven and burn the gates down around saint peter but theres only one little problem something in the genes of these interdimensional creatures made the people afflicted lose their minds making their genetic code a highly contagious virus that could go airborne through bite/scratch. on this same day a small group of scientists learned of the experiment and had also reached through dimensions to create an interdimensional creature but they stole the genetic code from one of gods angels none other than rapheal himself.they created a man from his dna and a strand of hair believed to be from the last incarnation of satan in the hopes of having pur

Your Number
Name: Number: Best time to call: text messaging (yes or no) phone service: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years=]] Repost as: Give me your #

Your Smile
I know it is dangerous for me to write this poem about you; it'll move me inside, 'Cause we're separated by so many miles, And all I can think of is your sweet smile. It's etched in my mind like marble stone, It won't let me go like a dog and its bone, Captured like a picture in a frame on the wall, It comforts me at night like a child and her doll. So beautifully carved on an angel's face, And at times the warmest laughter escapes like music to my ears that echoes all day, It wraps me up softly with its serenade. But no matter how far away you may be, Roads stretched far and wide in front of me, Over skies and seas, lands high and low, Your smile is with me everywhere I go.

Your Rose Petals....
Your Rose Petals Sit back with a rose in your mouth. I’ll take it from you, with my tongue Lovely as shy angels, Romantically embracing your rose petals, Smooth as the clouds of heaven, With God watching below. He sees us making love, With raw intentions… With my lips caressing your pleasure center. Wet and dry, Soft don’t cry… I’ll eat the whip cream off your pie. Don’t be afraid to be in love...my dear. To deny yourself to love, Is the biggest mistake to make. In order to know love and how to love, You must surrender yourself to love. I taste the tear, That runs down your cheek… I hold you close… My heart beats only for you. I pour my feelings to you and say they’re true. Don’t fear to love me back… I’ve given you my heart and soul, For me no other will do. We just made love… The way I see it, I poured my love and passion into you. Your lips are like beautiful rose petals, I can never get tired from their taste

You're A Packers Fan Boy!
PORTAGE, Wis. - Upset that his 7-year-old son wouldn't wear a Green Bay Packers jersey during the team's playoff victory Saturday, a man restrained the boy for an hour with tape and taped the jersey onto him. ADVERTISEMENT Mathew Kowald was cited for disorderly conduct in connection with the incident with his son at their home in Pardeeville, Lt. Wayne Smith of the Columbia County Sheriff's Department said. Pardeeville is about 30 miles north of Madison. The 36-year-old Kowald was arrested Monday after his wife told authorities about the incident. Kowald was taken to the county jail and held until Wednesday, when he pleaded no contest, paid a fine of $186 and was released. Kowald's wife filed a restraining order Wednesday, so Kowald will not be able to have contact with his family, Smith said. Smith said other domestic issues have surfaced, though he wouldn't elaborate. The boy refused to wear the jersey Saturday, when the Packers beat the Seattle Seahawks in a playoff gam

Your Level
In light of recent events that I have had to deal with in the wonderful land of Fubar drama, I feel I have to let it be known, that I dont care about your rank! I dont care about your level! I dont care about your so called ""status" on here! I dont care about any of that! I will not ever bow down to a higher ranking member on here, because of the fact they are a high ranking member! What the heck is that anyways? LMAO I am who I am and I will continue to do what I do. Soo...I have decided I dont need the higher members of this site to bother me at all. I dont need them to come to my shoutbox and threaten to get me kicked off, or tell me how their followers will do what he wants. I dont need any of it. I have always done my own thing here and will continue to do so. I never bothered anyone and will continue to do so. I love the friends that I have, and if this bothers some, then maybe they just done need to be my friend. I respect some people that are higher leveled and t

Your Bank
"Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400. Every evening whatever part of the balance you fail to use during the day is deleted. What would you do? Draw out every cent and use it well, of course!!! Each of us has such a bank - Its name is TIME. Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Invest the day's deposits well, or the loss is yours. How could you bring the most contentment, happiness and benefit to yourself and others? The clock is running.

Your Gonna Miss Me
She was staring out the window of that SUV Complaning, saying "I can't wait to turn 18" She said "I'll make my own money, and I'll make my own rules" Mamma put the car in park out there in front of the school Then she kissed her head and said "I was just like you" You're gonna miss this You're gonna want this back You're gonna wish these days hadn't gone by so fast These are some good times So take a good look around You may not know it now But you're gonna miss this Before she knows it she's a brand new bride In a one-bedroom apartment, and her daddy stops by He tells her "It's a nice place" She says "It'll do for now" Starts talking about babies and buying a house Daddy shakes his head and says "Baby, just slow down" Cause you're gonna miss this You're gonna want this back You're gonna wish these days hadn't gone by so fast These are some good times So take a good look around You may not know it now But you're gonna miss this Five years later there's

Your Tagged
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names, and why you chose them to be tagged. Don't forget to leave a comment thats says "You are tagged" on their profile and to read your latest blog. Have fun! 10 Weird or Random Facts about Annie 1-I Love Goatees. 2-I Love long Goatees lol 3-I Love baby cereal 4-I Hate to be talked about behind my back! 5- One of my favorite movies is Ice Age 6-I Hate Liers 7-I Love a Mans Hands 8-I Hate when men have to show off in front of other Men 9-I Love Sonny on General Hospital He is sooo Yummy 10-I Hate my Boobs lol I Tagged,Bill D Mann,GiveItToMeBaby,JTaggs,Rob,Roland,Annie,Bad4u,Jerseybee mainly cause i want to see thier replies :)

You're It!!
This is all Lauria's fault! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have an oral fixation 2. I am ambidextrous, but favor my left hand 3. I only drink diet sodas 4. I play about 22 indstruments 5. I love video games 6. I am a Fubar junkie 7. I have been a teacher for almost EVER 8. My favorite food is Filet Mignon 9. I am a football addict 10. I love to play poker Redhotlustlife Cassie Come Love Me Weezie Cajun Cherry

Your It
YOUR IT TAG cuz Furby said Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Weird/Random Facts 1.- Believing in Dreams 2.- FootBall Is A Passion--EAGLES-WHOT WHOT 3.- I drink Coffee 24/7 4.- Love the Color Red 5.- Love making People Happy 6.- love to smile 7.-Love to Work For what I want and Usually always get it-lol 8.-My best friends from Fubar who i love to death~~~Becky, Misty, Phil, JM 9.- When I smoke i get to Giggly-which can be SEXY 10.- JM You are Just Like a Star to ME I will Tag People at a later Date

Your It!
YOUR IT TAG cuz Furby said Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Weird/Random Facts 10. I LOVE HATS!!!! 9. I would go in to a state of depression without my JEEP. 8. I have been in 48 states. 7. If you’re next to me at the red light ….. It’s a race!!!!! 6. I have retied twice. 5. PIMPIN IS EASY!!! 4. I would break your wrist if you touched my cell phone. 3. I can shotgun a beer in under less than 3 mins 2. I love Doin what I DO!!!!! 1. Boots with the FURRRRRR!!!!!!!!! 0. my cellphone is my BEST FRIEND!!!!!

You're It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. I really do work in prison My hair is purple I can't let anyone clean my house or do my laundry because they won't do it correctly. My best friend is a man My main nourishment comes from protein bars I hate country music My divorce will be final next month I only wear white socks My memory is what most would call "photographic" I just broke a nail Five people I'm sending this to: Part Of Me Hates You Defiance Seditionist SleazyRider P This was written for me by one of my patients. For those of you that REALLY know me you know it touched my heart. Enjoy You are very special the

Your Face
I see your face in every thought I have I know what my heart tells me I know the feelings I have can't be wrong For I have never felt this way before you Men have come, men have gone, But you have decided to stay to love me For who i am today You don't know what that means to me, The feelings i have inside for you Just can't be wrong. What we have can't compare For i love you and you love me Without seeing each other face to face You came into my life so unexpectedly It is there i want you to stay I never want to give you up Never want you to go I need your love as you need mine To lose you now would tear me apart For all i am, please take care of the Heart that has been given to you Hold it dear as a newborn child It is that fragile, For you mean the world to me That tells me that this love can't be wrong

Your Heart
Your heart is like some icy lake, On whose cold brink I stand; Oh, buckle on my spirit's skate, And lead, thou living saint, the way To where the ice is thin-- That it may break beneath my feet And let a lover in!

Your Life
Your Life Is Sinking Down You Can't Get Back Up You Feel Like Your Dying Your Saying What In The Hell Happen Your Shot 100 Times You Have Been Burned You Have Been Ran Over You Been Hit Your Have Been Beat Up Your Not Shit Your Stupid You Have Been Put In Jail To Many Times Your Cut Your Bloody Your Ugly You Have Been Rejected You Been Fired You Been Screwed You Been Pushed Your Fucked Your A Loser

You're On My Friends List
1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? 21. Do you sing in the shower? 22. What's your favorite color? 23. If you could bring back anyone that h

Yourgain Community
Today we here at Yourgain Community have completed a few new updates that everyone may be interested in! One is our Social Network of the Month!! This Month we have picked...Fubar.com....The Online Bar for our Social Network website of the Month! Check this website out and leave us your comments in our Community Forums! Also we have done some work to the homepage of our chatroomswere it can be easy for you to choose from which playlist and Chatroom that you would be most interested in! So go ahead and check them out and get started knowing some of our other members and others from across the web! Last but not least we would like to remind everyone that on May 1st, all links will be locked and only members that have loged in will be able to access these areas...we just wanted everyone to be prepared!! This will help on the flow of people coming through our website and have mostly members working within the website! Thanks and as always we appreciate everyone being loyal mem

~ You’re Makin Me High ~
**************IT'S LIKE THAT********************* ~ You're Makin Me High ~ I'll always think of you Inside of my private thoughts I can imagine you Touching my private parts With just the thought of you I cant help but touch myself Thats why I want you so bad Just one night of Moonlight, with you there beside me All night, doin it again and again You know I want you so bad Baby, baby, baby, baby Oooh I get so high When Im around you baby I can touch the sky You make my temperature rise Youre makin me high Baby, baby, baby, baby Cant get my mind off you I think I might be obsessed The very thought of you Makes me want to get undressed I wanna be with you In spite of what my heart says I guess I want you too bad All I want is Moonlights, with you there inside me All night, doin it again and again You know I want you so bad Baby, baby, baby, baby Oooh I get so high When Im around you baby I can touch the sky You make my temperature rise, oo

You`r In My World Now!
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught shit from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for a while. We went through the great s

Your Thoughts?
Hello My friends or visitors, I just need a little help your thoughts on this issue. I am a single parent of a 16 soon to be 17 year old girl. She had her tonsils out over this past school year and she has had alot of colds and infection issues since then. Long Story short she will not pass this year and be held back. She wants me to allow her to drop out of school and go for her GED. I would rather see her start fresh next year even if we need to enroll her in a different school try the first 2 quarters providec she gives 100% if she is still struggling so badly i told her i would consider her going for her GED then. She acts like i am asking way 2 much. Is she right am i asking 2 much from her? Am i being unreasonable? I think an actual high school diploma is worth more then a GED. These are different times i know near the end of high school i hated it i could not wait for it to be over i didn't like my teachers either. But if i had dared to tell my parents i was going to drop out ju

Your Mother Is Always With You.
Your Mother is always with you. She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street, she's the smell of certain foods you remember, flowers you pick and perfume that she wore, she's the cool hand on your brow when you're not feeling well, she's your breath in the air on a cold winter's day. She is the sound of the rain that lulls you to sleep, the colors of a rainbow, she is Christmas morning. Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop. A mother shows every emotion........... happiness, sadness, fear, jealousy, love, hate, anger, helplessness, excitement, joy, sorrow.....and all the while, hoping and praying you will only know the good feelings in life. She's the place you came from, your first home, and she's the map you follow with every step you take. She's your first love, your first friend, even your first enemy, but nothing on earth can separate you. Not time, not space....... not even death! PASS THIS ON TO ALL THE MOTHERS AN

Your 2nd Amendment Right
Friday, January 23, 2009 U.S. Representative Bobby Rush (D-Ill.) recently sponsored H.R. 45, also known as "Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act." The bill is, at its core and as its name implies, a licensing and registration scheme. big brotherThe measure calls for all handgun owners to submit to the federal government an application that shall include, among many other things: a photo; an address; a thumbprint; a completed, written firearm safety test; private mental health records; and a fee. And those are only some of the requirements to be licensed! The bill would further require the attorney general to establish a database of every handgun sale, transfer, and owner's address in America. Moreover, the bill would make it illegal to own or possess a "qualifying firearm" -- defined as "any handgun; or any semiautomatic firearm that can accept any detachable ammunition feeding device…" [emphasis added] without one of the proposed licenses. Addi

Your Help Please
Hi there........... hope you are all well. Time to seek some assist from the members here hopefully. I am building a small website now (Ty Lexx for the advice) for the 6 girls that do some part time modelling incl Kylie. Im only a couple of hours into it and at the moment it is only going to be a small site, but what im asking is some input from the members and what they may think to make it a decent site. Regards Scott - Mr AK.

Your Safety!
CDC links earlier Salmonella outbreak to dry dog food. Now we can add dog food to the list of foods that can harbor Salmonella, a common cause of serious food poisoning. The Centers for Disease Control for the first time has attributed a large Salmonella outbreak to contaminated dry dog food. The link was discovered through an investigation of a large multi-state Salmonella outbreak that occurred between 2006-2007. The outbreak affected at least 70 people across 19 states. Many suffered serious illness and some were even hospitalized. It's not clear how many of the cases were caused by eating the food and how many involved contamination of human food associated with handling the dog food. In any case, the incidents point to a need for greater pet food safety that goes beyond pet welfare alone. Pet food can potentially expose people to pathogens, both directly through pet food handling, and indirectly, through contact with pets. Because pet and human food production is

Your Sign
This was interesting. Criss Angel showed how this worked on one of his shows, but it was still kind of surprising when I checked out several people I knew. Not superstitious, but I need all the luck I can get. Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are True descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, and then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real Deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets Worse from there. Remember, if you are on the cusp of another sign you most likely will have features of both signs...which may lead you into total confusion...... CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendl

Your Invited!!!
I am sure I have help out a lot of you so please come by and give a friend of mine some Fu lovins!! he deserves it! Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. These Three Brides we Bring to You!!! Please join us on the Fu-festive day!!!! JaimeDawn~FUBOMBER FAMILY MGR/Co~owner DVault FUowned DDiamond&mymama FuWife2Crazymama&sTaR@ fubar ?? sTaRr ??@ fubar crazymama45//Asst Mgr Diamond Vault**FU-Bomber Family Manager*/Fu-Wifey to Jaime Dawn and sTaRr/Fu-O@ fubar Thr

Your It !!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1: I am devoted mother 2: I'm a Ford woman 3: I am out going 4: I Like wrestling (WWE)& Huge Nascar Fan 5: I treat my animals like my children 6: I'm a Fubaholic with no desire to give up the addiction 7: I attend spirtial church 8: I don't care for lier's and cheater's 9: I am a talented mural painter 10: I tend to put other's before myself I tagged Canyon Man Mike Franklin Purry John Woodza

Your Tagged....
Instructions..... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 6 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "you're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.... 1. I have a habit of calling everyone sweetie...Hope no one is offended! 2. I have a really bad Texas draw! 3. Been married for 24 years. 4. I have a thing for those biker boyz! 5. I sleep naked! 6. OMG...Addicted to fubar! 7. Stay shitfaced everyday but really only socially drink! 8. Smoke....(ewwww....bad habit) 9. Very dominant 10. Peoples eyes are the first thing I notice! Tagged....Bigmule...Cubs Fan...Da Maine Man...Just Fishing.....Strangely Lissa and Dave