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Nsf
You know it is really rude to label pictures that are NSFW when no private parts are showing by the way a chic in a thong is not NSFW if you feel it is not safe for work newsflash dont be playing on the internet at work. oh and another thing if you dont like what is on my site dont look at it and dont log onto me. women are beautiful except for the ugly F#$% that NSFWed me.

"nsf" Is Only A Relative Term...not Absolute..
"JUDAS ISCARIOT" ARE U STILL THERE? long live the traitors ! some good hearted people have reported my picture as NSF - though not..it was just me, a guy in briefs.. no exhibitionism at all...even quite few of you have admired this photo and ripped this to your page.. but now its removed.. your friend in brief has just gone.. ok.....its all in the game. so this is my new primary picture you are seeing now.. my picture may be removed .....but i know my friends.... its quite impossible to remove me from your good hearts ..its for me ever .. i have not hurt any of u so far..i have solved many of ur problems when u contact me through "shout box" or by pvt message.. im damn sure that all my friends at least would leave a shout / message to me in sympathy....ty... i am ever your " lov "

Nsfw
When I was invited to join this site I thought it was a truely great and differnt site with some very awesome people. There were guidelines and that was great but now we have this NSFW going on.Pics getting flagged and even private albumns getting flagged. Pictures of kids and grandkids. Common users marking pics as NSFW and then the pic gets flagged. Basicly what i'm seeing is babyjesus aka mike has turned everyone loose with no restrictions and you can rate anyones pic as NSWF. This allows for a great deal of childish behavior and tit (pardon the pun) for tat aka I don't like you so i'll mark you. Ratings are allegedly annymous but you can go in and see who's been looking at your profile and pics. If you are going to make this yahoo for kids you need to be sure that all the kids can play nicely together. All i'm seeing so far is that there is a total lack of supervision and many need to stand in the corner wearing a sign that says "Does not play well with others" in capital letters.

Nsfw You Got To Be Kidding Me?!?!?
Ok has the church taken over the site or what? I was under the impression this was an Adult site. And what i really don't get is the pic that was label shows what i would show at the beach and i have others with the same amount but with my head.So what gives? Can any one explain what the hell is going on???

Nsfw
Someone want to tell me what this NSFW shit is all about. every photo of mine is marked NSFW except for my default album. how is it some photos where i am fully clothed were marked NSFW. i dont have the time or patience to move each picture to an different album or do whatever it is we're supposed to do. someone explain it to me before i drive myself crazy and leave the Cherry Tap. Kel

Nsfw Fix
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE W ROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE ". THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT." LEARN

Nsfw
Since 24 hours all my photos except of the default part are NSFW. Are there some haters of Germany here on cherrytap ? Or is that the work of disgusting, miserable people ? This photo is private but top photo over the last hour... Oh, you are great and very intelligent...but I don`t want to read that...I don`t like the real bastards...

Nsfw! Honest Question For The Ladies
ok ladies i wanted to post this in a mum but was too scared of getting deleted! So basically my boyfriend is obsessed with anal and always asks me, nicely and sweetly never pressuring me, to try it. I love sex and am pretty open minded to trying things, but this one leaves me a bit squeamish. Does it hurt as much as it seems to in porn, or is it actually pretty hot? I don't know if I want to try it, was hoping for some feedback from women who have tried it/do it, or don't do it and why. Please shed some light for me!

Nsfw
All my pictures are fully clothed and not suggestive....but apparently not suitable..!!!!I think maybe there are too many people looking while they are at work and should be looking at other times....whatever...

Nsfw
We are all adult's, aleast most of us. This shit about NSFW is bullshit! Just because you deem it NSFW doesn't mean people are not going to look at it at work. They need to stop f**king with our profiles and pics. Stop making pics and albums invisible, let us decide what is open, and private. Grow the F**K up yourselves, whoever you are!

Nsfw
EARLIER TODAY I HAD A FEW MINUTES TO MYSELF AND SAT DOWN AT MY COMPUTER AT WHICH TIME I REALIZED I WAS STILL LOGGED INTO THIS SITE..."FUBAR" I HAD RECEIVED 3 MESSAGES AND THE FIRST ONE I OPENED AND READ WAS THE FOLLOWING... from: fubar shop date: 2007-12-22 09:42:20 subject: One of your photos has been marked NSFW. read receipt: No replied: 2007-12-22 14:13:28 block user One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of 'fubar' policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning. Click here for reported image. I HAD TO READ IT TW

Nsfw
I did not write this, but I totally agree that these are 40 things guys should NOT do. Take notes guys! 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING

Nsfw True Erotica
I had finally got the kids to bed and Master his dinner. I wasn’t feeling at all submissive and compliant, I was tired from a very long day. Master ate as we talked about our day. Master asked if I was tired. I didn’t lie but told him I was seeing as how I had been up since 5:30am. “I had plans for you tonight, pet, but if you’re too tired I can do them tomorrow night,” He said. “I’m fine Master, whatever pleases you,” and I meant it. I wasn’t so tired I couldn’t obey and it would have been wrong to say I was. I knew my Master would need some attention as I had just gotten off my monthly cycle. Master finished his dinner and told me to come assist him in the bathroom. I undressed quickly making sure to pull my shorts down slowly and bending only at the waist as Master’s rule states. I then turned to Master and undressed him. We stepped into the small one-person shower stall. Even though it is small we still like to shower together on occasion. The warm water ran

Nsfw, I Guess!
I believe in equal time and equal access! This is to balance the previous blog! 19 ways to win a girls heart: 1. Hugs from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her Honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Be super sweet to her. 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12.Wipe away her tears 13. Love her with all your heart. 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her! & DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!! 17. Take her for a long walk at night! 18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outsid

Nsfw Crap!
Normally I wouldn't post anything bitching about NSFW.. I try to remember to mark anything showing T & A approriately. But.... after having a tag I created marked NSFW this morning for NO fucking reason... has me just a bit peeved! There was NO TITS, ASS or COCK showing! What really gets me... is this tag is posted several times in my albums and only the most recent entry was flagged! I know who the 2 people are who viewed it before it was flagged and my message to you is.... 1) Grow the fuck up! This is an Adult Site....which means, I would assume that we are all Adults here! 2) It was not in my Default Album.... Enter at your own risk!!!! 3) If you think this pic is NSFW.... you need your head examined and you need to stay out of my photos!!!!

Nsfw Story 2
You are eagerly awaiting Jeffrey’s visit. You put on a red satin corset gown with a matching thong. You feel yourself getting wet just anticipating whatever surprise he is bringing. While you wait, you light the fire in the fireplace and set up a cozy little nest of pillows right in front of the fire. Just as you begin to wonder what is keeping him, the doorbell rings. You quickly slip on a pair of platform heels to emphasize your legs even more and hurry to the door. You glance in a mirror on your way and make a final adjustment of your hair and then open the door wide; knowing the sight of you will stun Jeffrey completely. When the door opens, you end up the one surprised as you spot Santa Claus standing in your doorway. As the cold air swirls in the door, your nipples pop fully erect straining against your gown. You invite ‘Santa’ in and he brings a large bag with him. He proceeds into your living room and sits down in the recliner. “Ho, Ho, Ho, sit right here my darling

Nsfw Story 3
You can’t believe how excited you are. You are finally on a vacation to Florida and you know you will finally be with Sandy in person instead of the teasing you have put each other through online. After stepping out of the shower, you pull on your sexiest bikini and a pair of white shorts and a matching tube top along with your sexy sailor blue sneakers. You head out of your hotel room and down to catch a cab to the beach where you will be meeting one of your fans and getting a quick shoot for your website done. After that, you are meeting Sandy for lunch a little ways up the beach and who knows what after that. The cab ride is relatively short and you are dropped off at a secluded park on the beach. As the taxi pulls away, you notice that there are two cars parked in the parking lot. You hope that won’t interfere with your shoot. You walk over to the boardwalk over the dunes and cross it, pausing at the end before descending to the beach. You see only two people down there. The

Nsfw... Ever!
After much input from a few completely awesome women around here I have decided to help you poor, retarded, neanderthal guys out! Welcome to the class! Today we will be discussing reading and responding to womens profiles, or as I like to call it: "Don't be a FuckTard for Dummies!" Congratulations! You somehow managed to land an account! Look at all of these WONDERFUL women who just cannot WAIT to experience the joys and bask in the glow that is you! Hold your horses there cowboy! Don't give yourself carpal tunnel with machine gun clicky clicky's on the "Priv Msg Link" just yet! Did you even bother to R E A D the womans profile? You know? that thing you are doing now because you think I am a dude and you didnt find me attractive? We both know how hard it is for you to "read" when all of the blood just rushed from your big head down to your little head, now don't we? Actually we are a couple. Tip # 1: Jerk Off BEFORE logging in. Twice if you have to with your horny ass! This

Nsfw Shit Again
ref="http://www.cherrytap.com/user/56">CherryTAP Shop' spewed forth the following at '2007-03-27 05:31:23'.. > > An entry in your stash has been removed by the CherryTAP admins. This stash entry was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of CherryTAP. > > This stash removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again. > I'll go threw my Stash an remove,any thing that might be offensive.its a shame the women can post anything an not get threaten'd with removal,lord an behold if a man does it.U all need to concentrate more on the minors infiltrateing the Tap.I will now be going threw my entire stash to remove all offensive material,friends,Fans + Countrymen

Nsfw Sucks
I am so tired of people marking my pics NSFW..if you dont like them stay the hell of my page! Its really that simple. Since when I a picture of naked people suppose to be offensive? Not like I am posting women and men having sex? I am not posting crack users or kiddie porn or anyhting like that..I post what I feel is art...and I wish that people would either rate it or leave it alone. I DO NOT mark anyones pic NSFW because it is their right to be able to have views of what they feel is art. I have noticed everything is getting tagged..from a mermaid (which arent real people) to a babies bottom..which if you find that pervertted then you have the problem ...we all have bottoms and we all ran around naked at one point in the history of the world! oh well..I see that I am not alone in my hate for NSFW censorship but of course there is nothing to do about it..except if all the VIC decided to cancel one day..what a thought that is!

Nsfw Writing
The clock moved slower than normal and surprisingly enough my chair seemed more uncomfortable than I was used to. That’s the price you need to pay when you are finally excited about something in your life. I looked around the office and it was almost empty. Unfortunately working the later shift, I had to wait until everyone else was gone. You had text me already to let me know that you had made it to the hotel all right, and were going to unpack and get ready for our mini vacation together. I know it was only for a 3 day weekend, but I can only imagine how much stuff you would have brought in for it. “Having to unpack?” The thought seemed crazy for a short trip, but at least it would give you something to do while I was on my way over. My phone vibrated as my computer was shutting down, but I didn’t have time to check the message. I closed out the computer as the phone vibrated again. I started to worry about you for a second hopi

Nsfw Pics Are Reposted
I had to repost some of my NSFW pics becausse one was not marked and I was turned in, so in return I lost all the comments and ratings on them so if u would please go repost ur comments i would greaty appreciate it, thanks and have a good one!!!!!

Nsfw???
What kind of dumb ass would rate my Irish Flag pic NSFW??? That is about fucking retarded. There is no way that, that pic is anywhere close to NSFW, all it shows is my heritage. If you don't fucking like it then don't look at my pics.I've had SO MANY PEOPLE rate it a 10. So to the person or persons that did this well you can FUCK right off. and one day We will rise again and you will be first on our list!

Nsfw Pics
This shit is getting annoying. One of my pics got marked NSFW b/c it was of my shirt and mainly my tits. I've been seeing a lot of chicks on here with their main pic with damn near nothing on. I could see the top of one chick's nipple. Why in the fuck are my pics getting marked and not their's???? If you can't see any of my skin, what makes it fair for me to have to see a lot of theirs and part of their nipple????? What in the fuck makes this fair? If my shit is gettin marked, they should have their shit marked, too!!! I mean really! The only thing I was tryin to do was show what my shirt says......but someone decided they didn't like what is in the shirt. I didn't know x-ray vision existed on here!

Nsfw My Ass!!!!
So the other day I posted a Mumm regarding my beliefs on the troops. My beliefs don't follow "normal" beliefs in this matter, and I was basically threatned and told that my beliefs don't matter. Awhile later, my blog was taken off as it was deemed "nsfw". And now apparently I'm "banned" from posting any mumms (for how long, who knows?). Which doesn't make sense to me seeing as I was allowing folks to express there opinions and to attack not only my beliefs but me personally. I'm tempted to report every mum I read from now on that I don't agree on, not because it's nsfw but because I don't agree with what's being said. I came to Cherrytap because I heard that they're more leniant on things of this nature than Myspace. I've never been censored on Myspace. Boo to Cherrytap and there commie ways!!!!

Nsfw
Maybe I just dont understand the whole NSFW rating thing. I just got an email saying that 4 of my pics are NSFW, and I didnt just reacently upload them. They have been there since atleast February. So if anyone knows, please if you can make it clearer to me, I would appriciate it.

Nsfw Stash Label
I was just wondering about how to keep nsfw stash can stash be nsfw?? is there some way to mark stash nsfw?? should i put that sort of thing in a nsfw photo album? could ct create a nsfw stash option? I dont want to get into trouble but i think if its our stash we should have the option to have what we want in there with the option to mark it nsfw what do you think???

Nsfw
Just a fun little story I wrote awhile ago...... As you walk up the drive way you notice that the garage looks like the door is ajar. You decided to go check it out, as you near the door a large man wearing a hood and dressed in black steps out, see's you and reaches out for you, you gasp and start to turn to run but he is faster than you. He grabs you roughly by the arm and wrenches your struggling body through the doorway slamming the door shut behind him. The first thing you notice is that the garage is very dark, you hear heavy breathing, you realize its you, you start to get damp, the rough hands gripping your arms from the back, you begin to swoon, when unexpectedly you feel a second set of hands on your breasts. The second set of hands makes your head spin, you feel hot breath on your neck when you realize that the man behind you has pulled you closer to him. You begin to fight back but feel a large hard cock poking your ass from beneath the strangers trousers. Mak

Nsfw???
I'm confused..how can using the word "Sex" be NSFW yet someone can post a comment on my page of 2 people having sex? Can someone explain this to me? What is NSFW? How do you recognize it? Maybe I am just having a blond moment but I really don't get it. :(

Nsfw
17) Wouldn't it be best to just lock the users all up? How do you plan to pay for that? Already, well over five percent of the people in this country (U.S) are in custody (including probation, parole, bail, etc.) Murderers and rapists are being let out of our penatentiaries right now to make room for a few more `deadheads' -- there are about 2,500 Grateful Dead fans in our federal prisons. Imprisoning one person for one year costs about $20,000. The United States leads the world in imprisonment -- at any one time, 425 people out of every 100,000 are behind bars. In the Federal Prison System, one fifth of the prisoners are drug offenders who have done nothing violent. State laws are usually less strict, but state mandatory minumum sentences for drugs are getting more popular. Our prisons and our courtrooms are so crowded that the American Bar Association's annual report on the state of the Justice System is basically one long plea for an end to drug laws that imprison users. Even the C

Nsfw
I understand that cherry tap is all about meeting friends and what not. However it's also nice to level up and have your pics rated. I seem to keep adding people that are only interested in my NSFW pics. Hey that's cool and all, but I get no points for those rates and comments and that's the only ones you guys rate. I'm not saying all of you, but the majority of you yes! So I am locking them up and if ya want in them get to know me and rate my other pics. If ya think i'm a bitch for this...delete me! I don't need you as a friend. Go rent a porno! Thanks, Jackie I hate to sound like a broken record, but please do not ask to be in my family. My family has earned the right to be where they are by being a great friend to me. To them family isn't all about my nsfw photos. To many of you guys think that this site is all about that and you are so wrong. I really get aggravated when I log on and some member that never even has said hello to me pops in my shout box immedia

Nsfw Crap-since I Can't Put In My Stash..
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? But have you ever seen anything like the anger and vengeance of a cheated on wife? We haven't either. They say revenge is a dish best served cold. But this wife prefers her revenge dished up in a furious and public shaming of the woman her husband strayed with. Wonder what punishment she has in mind for her errant husband? Hope she's not planning to do a Lorena Bobbitt job on him. That would be soooore. copy, cut and paste. I got 20 out of 20. http://www.okcupid.com/tests/4030924596596610276/Real-Breasts-Fake-Breasts "Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck. When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths." "Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!"

Nsfw??????????????
Hey everyone. Just wanted to let yall know I created a lounge, and would love have you join me there sometime. I also need someones' knowledge on creating my skins, or background image in the lounge. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Hopefully see you all there soon! xoxoxoxo Cindy aka TOBE How in the HECK can my MAIN photo be marked NSFW? I mean come on.....I am not showing anything more than anyone else is showing in a bikini! THIS totally BLOWSSSS! AD ME FAN ME RATE ME COMMENT ME....let them know WHATS NSFW and what IS! SHEESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Nsfw
Create your own Friend Test here A Birthday Creampie And Much More! by cpluver© This story contains graphic depictions of male bi-sexuality. If this bothers you, don't read this story. My birthday was today. So my wife, Alison, kept bugging me. "What do you want this year, you know, in the bedroom?" You see every year, since we got married, I get a special treat from her. In addition to the regular stuff, I can request something a little kinky. So this year, I decided I'd finally ask her for something I've wanted for a long time. I told her that I wanted to eat her creampie. "I'm making you a cake. Don't you want something special from me in the bedroom, too?" I told her it was something special. Now she looked confused. I always have wanted to go down on her after we had made love. But every time I tried, I lost my will after cumming. She said, "Okay, stud. I'm curious now. What exactly is a creampie and what do I have to do? This sounds interesting."

Nsfw - Poetry
Soft caresses and nibbles across her neck His lips performing a dance on her skin Her hands playing on his shoulders and chest Muscles tightening as sensitive skin reacts Laying on his back while she rises above him Lowering he slides into her Moving to their own rhythm Passion taking over Caresses mixed with hard thrusts Culminating in the final explosion Each one reaching their own release Different reactions but together in the end Created by SF

(nsfw) This Is How I Work!!! (nsfw)
This is all you need to know! 95% of females can't cum from sex unless they are on top…and why not unless on top? So they can stimulate their clit by grindin’ on our pelvic bones, which really does nothin’ for them, so the key is to eat pussy first! Make her cum a few times, numb her up, then hammer away or soft and slow with a lot of vaginal teasin’ with your meat thermometer to build it all up in the end, however you like! Now, once you are in between her legs, don't just fuckin' dive in there like a pig goin’ to the trough, take your time! I know that pussy is damned near irresistible, but don't act like it is! Lick her inner thighs, kiss them, kiss around her pussy lips, kiss the lips, etc. etc. Finally, once you've got your tongue on her clit, this is what you do! (you can use your hands to spread apart her lips if you want, that’s all preference! Its easier to make them cum with their lips spread so you can have easier access to their clit!) Roll the tip an

Nsfw=haters
I have had to mark almost all my folders nsfw becuz someone keeps marking a picture in each folder as nsfw and I am sooooo tired of the haters I am taking down my primary picture and I hope who ever you are is happy becuz my PC crashed and when I deleted the picture i lost it forever I hope you read this and stop being a self rightious pain ...to my friends and fans sorry but I need a break from this hater every day I get a new folder reported so I will not be on for a while let them do their damage ....you know who you are and what goes around comes around and just becuz I am hotter then you does not mean you have a right to do this to me....bye for now my sweet sweet friends and there will be no new pictures for quite a whil except my tattoo when it is done smoochessss Crystal Ice

Nsfw Stories
You walk into the bathroom; candlelight flickers on the walls casting softly luminous shadows. One captures your attention and as you turn your head you see me, naked, kneeling over the bathtub. My beautiful tight round ass is lifted slightly in the air as I adjust the temperature of the water, my long red hair hanging over my breasts, attracting your eyes to their hardened tips. You quietly strip down as you watch me and I turn the water from bath to shower. As you walk up behind me, you gently squeeze my ass. I turn around quickly and gaze into your eyes. Then you grab me, kissing me passionately, nibbling on my lower lip. Turning out of your grasp, I pull away and without turning to you step quickly into the shower. “Mind if I join you?” you ask “No, not at all.” I wiggle my ass slightly saying for you to come and get me. The steam from the shower fills the room as you step into the shower. With the multitude of hanging plants around us, it’s almost as if we were in

Nsfw
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date

Nsfw Cruel But True Sh*t
Question. why is it we humans believe in our minds that things change overnight? we have something bad happen to us and yet we tell ourselves all the time it will be ok it will never happen again then when it does happen we are so let down that we shell up and dont trust anyone. how can we overcome this obstacle that each one of us faces? it truely is a beast that can consume you whole. i guess in the end the answer is we are generally a forgiving species. wanting to believe the positive things in life that all is peachy on the surface. comments? so here we are again after another 54 day trip on these towboats talk

Nsfw
Ok, I knew I shouldnt have posted that last blog. To any of you that know me if I get dared to do something I follow through. Hense a few tatts that I didnt REALLY want. I even have "to dare is to do" in latin on my calf. Ok cut to the chase. My friend dared me to do what I posted in my last blog. Not stepping down, I set some ground rules. At least 30 people have to vote, YEA or NEA and if the YEA's have 50% ITS ON!! So, we will see what this blog comes to at this time tomorrow.......please say no ;P Ok I have a question for my friends here. I see the "allure" to have my wonderfully hot female friends posting NSFW pics of them on here, but honestly ladies. Does it really interest you to see some guys cock in a private album?? Please let me know, so i can figure it out.

Nsfw Writings And Other
How to Eat Pussy*or Everything You Need to Know About Cunnilingus But You Were Too Busy Picking the Hairs Out of Your Teeth to Ask Eating pussy can be one of the most wonderful things you can do for a woman (or so I read on the cover of Cosmo). It makes her feel appreciated, respected, desirable, and has the potential to give her an orgasm that will shatter glass, raise the dead, even wake you in the next room. Besides, lots of women expect it these days, and men who perform great oral sex are always in demand. If you gain a reputation as an expert, many classy, attractive women, way out of your league, may overlook your other shortcomings. Just kidding, but it gives us an excuse to talk more about vaginas. The vagina is a mystery to most men. It's hidden away. Taken out only for special occasions and then quickly put back into hiding. Like an english muffin, its full of nooks and crannies and tastes best slathered in melted butter. For something so complex you'd think there wou

Nsfw?!?!?!
Why is it that people have the time to go on Fubar during work hours? Don't they have anything better to do than to go on here and look for pictures on every other person page, and flag it as NSFW. In my opinion, you shouldn't be on Fubar at that time anyways. Who are you to say that because my face isn't in the picture with my tits, that makes it NSFW? So you're telling me that it's okay for you to look at bikini photos with a full body shot is okay to stare and gawk at? But once you see just a pair of tits, it makes it not okay? Does that mean that I could post nude picture, with my face in them, and that would make it okay? I THINK NOT! The point in which I'm trying to get at, is...if you're afraid to go on a website because it's full of NSFW pictures, maybe you should be on myspace. At least on that site, if you post something nude, or close to that, it'll delete the whole profile. I'm not talking to everyone, who has the luxury of going online while at work. Just the st

Nsfw!!!
Just wanted to let all know that my blogs are still arround they're just marked nsfw!! I found out the they dont put the urls on your main page to the nsfw blogs , And my are way to naughty to be on the page so I created a few blogs so that u will be able to find them easier!!! I am feeling under the weather today got a bad cold ! I will be making more blogs as well very soon !!!! Any suggestions would be great !!! I will be doing some more pictures out door theme! Getting some new toys as well LOL , Stay naughty all!!! Thanks for all the luvin for u all!! Redqueenbbw

Nsfw
Why do people make such a big deal about insisting this is an adult site and there shouldn't be a NSFW button?! I strongly believe that the NSFW button makes perfect sense.. Hello.do you know know NSFW means? Or do you just know that it gets on your nerves?! NOT SAFE FOR WORK..IS JUST THAT.. It doesn't mean we are any less of adults to have things specified as NSFW..but one..those of us that don't want to see others womens pussys up on our screen should still have just as much rights to the sites as those who want to put their pussys up on the screen.. and.. those who have access to the internet at work should be able to go on this site without their boss walking in and seeing others private parts up on their computer screen. Come on people..is it that much of an inconvenience to label things NSFW?? geez.. we are adults.. adults who have lives and don't just come on the internet to get off looking at someone elses pictures! okay.. I had my rant..have a nice day!

Nsfw Albums
I know you guys are wondering, especially you newcomers, why there are so many locked albums.... there were alot of guys coming here that wouldn't rate anything that was NOT NSFW... so i was getting NOTHING out of it... before you stop and say "omg she didn't rate my shit" take a moment and think about what i put into MAKING the NSFW albums. if you think it's worth it to see them, go back and find things you didn't rate (sfw pics, stash items, blogs) and give me something back for what i'm giving you. until i feel that you guys understand what I give, those albums will remain locked. Sin

Nsfw Marked Pictures
NSFW - A photo is deemed (Not Safe For Work) NSFW if it is: explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive), overtly tasteless and/or Slandering to any person or ethnicity. In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the member’s face in the photo. If you have a borderline photo that is not considered NSFW, and it was marked as such, there's a chance someone who has ripped that photo is using it as a Primary Photo. Remember: The Bouncers will be STRICTER with those used as Primary Photos. WTF! people why you marking shit that isn't nsfw that shit isn't funny so grow the fuck up if you don't like my fuckin pictures.. don't fucking rated them or comment on them it won't bother me none.. and this goes everybody on fubar men and women. I don't have time for inmature or phony ass men or women. Don't like it well it sounds like a perosnal problem to me so deal with it because it isn't mine.

"nsfw" Lol!!!
to funny..when a person puts this on there blog..pic..or mum..the hords come runnin..but when they find out what it is they all go ballistic...LOLi'll keep doing it..just gives me points...LOL!!!!!!!! have a great day !!

Nsfw
I PUT N.S.F.W. BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD READ IT...SO LEAVE PERV!!!JUST GOT OFF A CALL OF A 4 Y/O BABY NOT BREATHING.....DAD TELLS THE CHILD TO CLEAN HIS TOYS...HE BENDS DOWN ON ALL FOURS THE THE DAD KICKS HIM INTO THE NEXT ROOM...COLAPSING HIS LUNGS ANS SENDING HIM INTO "V-TAC"....WE SHOCK HIM ...GIVE C.P.R. HE DIES IN MY ARMS...WHO WILL PROTECT THEM "you"!!!!! WTF I HATE DRAMA ...THIS IS NOT..... IM JUST VENTING.....

Nsfw Jokes
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a great day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!"

Nsfw And Points
Last time I checked, we are all adults here on the Fu, so why is it that when it comes to adult oriented material that we are being penalized so to speak by not getting points for rating others pics and/or recieving points for having our own rated/commented on? Is it such a terrible thing th award points just like non nsfw photos? What would the harm be? Is it that the owners, who by the way I give props to for keeping this site up and running so well, want to keep Fubar from becoming just anouther porn site? If so then I do respect that, but knowing the people that I do that frequent this site, I have faith in the people here that it would not get to that point. I know that this has been brought up time and time again,I just feel like.....and this is only my opinion....that since we are all adults, we should be able to get the points we all so love and desire no matter what the content of the picture.

Nsfw = Bs
I just found out that fubar is now charging 5000 fubucks to create a global mumm. It is my opinion that this is total BS. What is the point in that? I have a feeling this site will soon be left to the wayside like so many others before it that felt the need to change when things were fine the way they were. Many of uscome here mainly for the mumms, and now they're taking that away from us. It's a crock. OK, this is more of a little rant than a blog. NSFW, in my humble opinion, should be wiped from the face of the Earth. Not just on fubar, but on ALL internet sites. First, if you're at work, you should be working, not playing around on the boss's dime because you're scared your signifigant other might find out hat a freak you are. Second, NSFW has become a weapon for people to use against those who hurt their little feelings. If you can't handle adult humor, adult pictures, and adult language, why are you on an ADULT site? That's all I'll say for now, for fear of being reported yet agai

Nsfw Content...n The Haters Who Make It So...
so my friend johnjacobjhs...recently posted a mumm about boobs! well seems she upset the fu-lords n it was DELETED! wat to do, wat to do.... why is it this ia an adult site, n we can talk dirty n show our cleavage n our junk but we can't type the word boobs...im not asking for anyone to be smart n talk about 'thats why we have the NSFW flag'...we got that, but over a word? she was simply talkin about her boobs, n about how all women have diff n the subject of gettin them done.....or being happy with the best of both worlds...she has a b n very large c.. but really...what is the deal? love how this site gives the freedom to be you n enjoy having fun...

Nsfw
OK. Here's the deal... as many of you know, I sealed My NSFW pics recently. As I don't have much else to offer, I will make this offer, I will open them for one week once the lady below has reached the 20,000 comments she needs. I hope to see you people helping theis wonderful lady. You will never find a truer friend. Master Road She's got legs, she knows how to use them. She never begs, she knows how to choose them. She's holdin' leg wonderin' how to feel them. Would you get behind them if you could only find them? She's my baby, she's my baby, yeah, it's alright. She's got hair down to her fanny. She's kinda jet set, try undo her panties. Everytime she's dancin' she knows what to do. Everybody wants to see if she can use it. She's so fine, she's all mine, girl, you got it right. She's got legs, she knows how to use them. She never begs, she knows how to choose them. She's got a dime all of the time, stays out at night movin' through time. Oh, I want her, s

Nsfw Pics Vs Nsfw Comments...
I am a little irritated. This pic got rated NSFW last night while I was asleep. Do you see anything NSFW about it? I see constantly on people's profiles; comments that are far more innapropriate. Actual clips of sex, etc. However a pic of a cartoonish girl not showing anything innapropriate is flagged. The profile comments are seen much easier than a pic in my photos section. Funny thing is that I have seen several of the cartoonish pics that were marked NSFW in my pics on people's pages as comments. It is really irritating.

Nsfw Crybabies
The last time I checked fubar was "SUPPOSE TO BE" an adult website.It is such a shame that we have adults on here that act like 2 yr olds and mark photos that are funny as nsfw. People grow the hell up and act like the adults that you are suppose to be. Ok this shit is really getting fucking old, why the hell cant people on this website act like fucking adults. Fubar has gone to hell since it changed and the newbies and bible thumbers are taking away the fun.Oh no that picture has offended me, oh dear all those tats offend me,,GROW THE FUCK UP OR GET THE FUCK OF FUBAR AND GO BACK TO FUCKING MYSPACE!!!!!! For all the friends who view my photos they are still available to you but as for everyone else fuck it, all albums except the default of course has been blocked from public view.

Nsfw Standards (if They Exists)
I placed a pic on my profile and it was rated for NSFW?? It had the word "FUCK" in it as it was a pic of a t-shit "Fuck me I'm Irish". Now I can agree that this word may not be suitable at work (though many say that and worse at work), but what is the standard? If I am able to view naked pics of people (not complaining) without being added as a friend nor marked as NSFW, or if I can see a small clip of people humping (again not complaining, or even read a very erotic blog without it being marked for NSFW, then were is the standards? It seems that the FUBAR gods allow females or people they like to place whatever they please on here while others are set to higher standards.

Nsfw Jokes
Three tortoises, Rodney, Roger and Gary, decide to go on a picnic. Rodney packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away. So, it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there Rodney unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Gary give me the bottle opener." "I didn't bring it," says Gary "I thought you packed it," Rodney gets worried, He turns to Roger, "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Roger didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Rodney and Roger beg Gary to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Gary sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he still isn't back and Rodney and Roger are starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promis

Nsfw Pics....
In order to see my NSFW pics men must buy me a blast. I don't have any rules as far as what kind of blast get how many days or whatever. Just buy a blast or a VIP and you can see em as long as you want. Women just ask and I'll probably let you see :) But make sure you ask via a shout or a message because I rarely read the comments here.

Nsfw Pics/family
I hate answering all the same, stupid questions over and over. So to address some of the things I encounter multiple times on a daily basis: *I will NOT show you my private folder. I don't care if you beg, whine, whatever. The answer is still no. *I will not send you "extra" pictures. What I have posted is all you're gonna see. *I am NOT gonna have cyber or phone sex with you. Or for that matter, sex in real life. I don't need you to satisfy me. You probably couldn't anyway. *I do not own a web cam and even if I did, I would not be getting on it for you. *I will NOT talk dirty to you in the shoutbox, on a messenger, on the phone, in email, etc. *I will NOT hook up with one of my friends. Go find your own damn girls. *Yes, I am single. That does not mean I want a boyfriend and that does not mean I want to have sex randomly. *Just because I have "sexy" pics up does not mean I'm a slut. It just means I like pictures. Big deal. *NOOOOOO, I don't wanna see your dick. I've seen

Nsfw Issue(s)
This photo was in my Angels and Stuff Album. I just got a note from FUBAR saying that someone had marked it NSFW so I moved it to my Fantasy Women album that is marked NSFW. I really wonder sometimes are people just so bored that they have to mark this NSFW that aren't even close to NSFW. I ripped this particular photo from someone and I've NEVER seen it ever marked NSFW. http://full.pcb2.fubar.com/05/38/478350/3744262494.jpg I don't know if this link will take you to it. But I'll see if I can go rip it again and put it here so you all can see and then give an opinion if you feel like it. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m That's the photo that was marked NSFW. I just brought here from Sexiluv.com That's my rant. I hope you all are having a good day.

Nsfw Stash Like Items
PS Don't send it back to me!!!! Cuz I gotcha first! ~You have just been hit with a snow ball!~ It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight 2008!! One rule to this game.... You can NOT hit someone who has already hit you! Now... go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you! I got you first! and you can't get me back ! We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. Never Be The First To Get Old!!!!!

Nsfw Pics
ok I'm really sick of guys telling me to go check out their NSFW pics. When I say no its no. quit fucking asking me the same damn question over and over. Pisses me off. I will not rate or comment your naked pics, not gonna sit there and look at some guys pics claiming how big his dick is when its so fricken tiny you cant even see it. So quit being losers and whoring yourself out to people. If people wanted to rate your lame ass pictures then they will... Ugh ok... I'm done now. :-D have a great day!

Nsfw
People who abuse the NSFW. Come on folk's.... If you have to NSFW someone's PG pic.. you really shouldnt be here. This site may be alittle to much for you to handle. Better yet go back to your MYspace and bug Tom... Remember if you abuse the NSFW POLICY.. YOU CAN LOSE YOUR ACCOUNT. To all my friends thanks for the rating's

Nsfw
Are we headed for the days of prohibition on this site???? I mean pic prohibition! I have had, in the past two days, 2 pictures marked as NSFW that are anything but! A CARTOON of Santa's elves mooning him and just now, a beautiful personalized comment sent to me by a friend! It had less skin showing on a PICTURE, not the person who sent it, than I see everyday in school! I guess the pic gestapo is out in force...wait excuse me, more like the "KGB"! It is amazing what is being marked NSFW! Anyhow, that is my rant for now!

Nsfw
lay down your silky form on the ground as the shadows arouse your skin to feel every touch of my tongue, engorging your seed to the point of liquid ecstasy, spread your enlonged legs to the point of no return, caressing yourself constantly to uprise to the moment of no return, close your eyes and feel my eyes stalking you w/ my member, lurking inside of you swallow every bit of me, feel me at the back of your throat, drowning you w/ such sweetness, gasp for air, for you are in the moment of pleasure...... a sensual bite on your inner thighs, drawing a drop of blood, bleeding to your seed, extending my tongue and buring it ...........for a taste lights go out on a rainy night, the wind storms open the windows and rushes inside, her silky dark hair flows freely and wildly, her blue eyes shine like glass even in the dark, she is deliciously scared at the fear that binds her, she paces slowly and timidly towards her chambers where she knows it awaits her, she pauses momentarily in front

Nsfw = Wtf???
OK, so I can understand why a pic may not be suitable for your main pic, but this NSFW is pure bullshit!!! First off if you are surfing the net at work then ya ain't working and ya boss ought to fire ya ass. Second, one of my pics got rated this I assume because it was a coupon for a free orgasm...give me a break...you can see and hear worse than that on TV...such as the retarded anti-smoking commercial from whadafuxup...I mean any moron knows that stands for What The Fucks Up in the stupid way the kids talk now days. As far as I'm concerned everyone here SHOULD be an adult and IF there are kids surfing this site then their parents are to blame if they see something they shouldn't because they aren't paying very much attention to what their kids are doing. This is a major problem in this country now, too many people (I say people because if they let their kids run rampant then they damn sure ain't parents in any form or fashion) not being responsible for their kids much less

Nsfw
i had 5 photos flaged as nsfw,now im not one to be a so and so and go marken stuff as nsfw or let alone get involved in any of the crap that go`s on in this joint but come on a pair of bloody footy boxers hasent anyone got better things to do then to make a person life misrable yeah i know i could and can re upload the pics but why the hell should i. NOW i see a lot of desplay pics showing bits and peices so tell me whats the diferance of a woman showing a little clivage to bearing all well its that showing clivage is that they are covered and bearing all well not so covered and wtf is the differance to a guy wearing no shirt or singlet to a chick been topless hell idk i give up and i guse this blog will be marked as well

Nsfw Jokes
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love," the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With YOU!" he said. "But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child." "Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!" http://www.lifeisajoke.com/luvnmarriage_html.htm An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible

Nsfw Flagger!!
http://www.fubar.com/user/209361 this user went into a folder named nsfw (that i had just made and was uploading pix to) and flagged a pix THE MINUTE it was uploaded into folder!! just a warning about him!!

Nsfw Rules
I am proud to announce that I have accepted the position of ENFORCER with Flamming Heart. We are a leveling crew and would love to help you reach your next level. If you have under 15,000 to level Drop me a line and we can help you out. Please see our founder if you are interested in joining us in helping our fellow fubarians level up!! Please drop me a message if you should need help Please visit our founders: RATE/FAN/ADD them and JOIN US WE LOVE TO RATE (** accepting new members and position open) Founder: latina69 founder of flamming hearts@ fubar Co-Founder: Superman {Co-Founder Of The Flamming Hearts & Wish Bone of T.H.U.G.S.}@ fubar He needs to love and help to level wizard@ fubar Today (last night) Someone reported me to fubar support for having an unflagged nsfw photo and it was flagged and i was given a warning about this. I know who the person is and I feel that I should have been private messaged about this first. If not then

Nsfw
I really hate to do this, but you have left me NO choice.... ~~**ALL NSFW PICS WILL BE LOCKED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE**~~ It seems that nobody cares about anything but NSFW pics, so until I start seeing ratings on things that MATTER, all of my NSFW pics will be inaccessable. DO NOT ask me to unlock them...if you want them unlocked, rate something else. There's more to me than tits and ass I'm proud of my body, that's why I have NSFW pics To those of you that HAVE rated my SFW pics, thank you. To those that haven't, you have some work to do.

Nsfw!!!
More Comments at pYzam.com More Free Graphics at pYzam.com OK, now really...do you think I'm actually gonna let you see my NSFW folder if you give me no rates, fans, etc. Come on Do I look like an idiot. I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine. You gotta do something for me first. If you don't wanna see it that bad, then don't ask. Come on that's why it says adults only...if you can't figure the above out, than take a cold shower!!!

Nsfw Pics
Yes I have NSFW pics, I will repeat it again this does not make me a slut, I don't want to suck you off, do you or hear what you want to do to me ok! These pics are for me to show the beauty of the female body, they are my art! New Rules 1. If I see that you are only rating them I block you. 2. If you are leaving really nasty comments I will block you. 3. If you ask to see me on cam or to send you "pussy shots" I will block you. 4. I will start a file with the offenders and make sure I post your picture for everyone to see, that way we all know who not to add. If that seems harsh then get off my page. I will make sure my friends know who are the offenders ok. Thanks again OzzyFreak The Goth EMT

Nsfw
GROW UP if you dont like what it says leave the page. If it offends you that is your problem NOT mine as its like this I have the 1st amendment behind me FREEDOM OF SPEECH. I am not one of this fu ho's (oops are you going to mark that NSFW also) that are half naked on this site or showing everythin for something. so what I put a couple of pics that have a couple of comments on it cuz that is the way I feel and so dont say anything to people. I dont bug anyone here if anything I help anyone. So its like this if you dont like my stuff on my page remove yourself from my friends list or be ADULT enough to come to me and say you did it.

Nsfw Pics
so you want to view my naughty pics then ok hears the deal if you want to see my nude pics im asking for u to give me $14000 fubucs will get u a week in my family a 1 mounth vip will get u a mounth in my family $28000 fubucks dont bother with blast im not interested in them im only selling them to try and help out a few of my friends with saving for a spotlight and im trying to save for one after i help my friend out so if u can i rather have the fubucks for now if you dont have that much fubucks for one day im willing to let u view them for $2000 fubucks so come on ladies help me help my friend out im willing to work with you for you to be able to view them just send me a privet message if you want to view them and you need a better rate thank you

Nsfw Warnings
Today 7 pictures were reported as NSFW content....one was the picture up now with my legs showing, the other was the animated picture of the snake and Eve, and another was the body picture of me wearing a long t-shirt and jeans (WTF), and the others were pics of me in halter or tank tops with sleeves and full coverage, but yet no actual nude pics were marked and all this after some asshole asked advice and another made a brief stop to my page...I am actually unsure of the exact person but is was odd all the pics had the same last viewer who has been deleted...So please let me know if my pictures offend because if me fully clothed is considered NSFW just imagine summertime coming up! HAHAH http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1150500 Ya...I think this is the one!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now this bitch tried marking me NSFW but yet has in her pics not to mark her!ROFLMAO ~ღ¤H¡Ṥ ßÊåµTîFµ£ ÅηgєL Fubar Girlfriend To Wasted™¤ღ~http://www.fubar.com/user/1480487

Nsfw Content
We are laying on the couch watching a movie. You are laying behind me with ur arms around me. I can feel your hard manhood against my bottom as I move closer into you. Your fingers trace lines across my stomach sending chills through out my body.My hand is caressing your manhood through your pants.You continue your search of my body going up to find my bare breast tracing circles around my nipples teasing as my core grows moist. You continue to caress and tease my nipples twith light flicks and pulls from your fingers. A slight moan escapes my lips. I turn to face you placing a kiss on ur lips. You return my kiss as our hands roam each others bodies exploring. Our kiss deepens but still remains passionate. You pick me up and carry me to your bedroom,where you set me on my feet at the foot of the bed removing my clothes and treading kisses down my body as my clothes fall away to the floor. I stop you as your fingers slide under my panties at my hips for removal.I brush a kiss lightly

Nsfw Photos!
SOOOOOO... you wanna see my NSFW pics? Well its gonna cost ya! Thanks to my webmaster Sexi Lexi, Ive decided to do what she does and make u pay for what u want! My naughtyness comes at a price.. For a month on my NSFW pics, it will cost 250,000 FB, or if u buy me a blast, the length of the blast will be the length of the time in my family, buy me a VIP, then the length of the VIP is the length u stay on.. catchin on?? Bling PACKAGE (not giving me a bling) will be a month! Other prices can be worked out! MUCH LUV!!

Nsfw Stories
While driving on a street in Fort Worth I am pulled over. The officer steps out of his vehicle and slowly approaches my car with his flashlight The officer asks for my license and insurance and I say, “What’s the problem officer? “ He responds, “Miss Do you know you were going 50 in a 30?” I smile and hand him only my license “yes” He looked directly at me with that response and said, “So you were aware you were speeding? Can I have you insurance card?” “Officer, I’m sorry I fail to have my card with me what will you do with me now?” and I wink at him as he looks at my license. “Just a moment” he walks to his cruiser for a bit and then comes back to the car “Miss you need to step out of the car.” Please step behind the vehicle lean on it forward with your hands on it and spread your legs. I asked, “Am I being arrested?” He replied, “You are being detained” As I leaned over my car with my legs spread and my ass out, he beg

Nsfw My Azz!
Now you tell me how in the hell this can be nsfw!! The nsfw was lifted, and now its back on!!! WTF????????????????? CAN ANYONE HELP ME WITH THIS????????????? SHOW ME WHERE THE HELL IT IS NSFW????? SINCE WHEN DID X-RAYS BECOME NSFW. Instead of flagging stupid shit, where are the bouncers to get them 13-17 year old kids on here? Ive had that pic up on myspace before and NOT once was there ever a ban on it!! UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! opps i better mark this nsfw as well.......... Go ahead look at the link and tell me where its nsfw??????????????????????/ http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=209304&albumid=0&i=477466134

Nsfw Collection
One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of 'fubar' policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning. This Photo here not NSFW According to a 5 yr.Old This 1 here a Drawing I guess it is According to many Ignorant Assholes of this Fucked up Society called Fubar. Vampire there are Whore's on here that show more than this. This Photo here I have had for 6 months finally NSFW it now Fucking Bullshit I guess this 1 is. Butterfy Porn Here Vampire Corpse no NSFW here That piece of shit in fubar shop

Nsfw Folder
OK HERE ARE SUM UPDATES.. OK.. AS U ALL CAN SEE I HAVE TOOKEN SUM OF MY NSFW PICS OFF.. THE REASON IS BECAUSE... I HAVE MY OWN WEBSITE. AND MOST OF THEM ARE ON THERE.. ON THIS WEBSITE.. THERE WILL BE PICS AND ME CAMIN TWICE A WEEK.. SO PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR.. PLZ COME BY AND SURPPORT ME.. THE MEMBER SHIP IS 19.50.. AND TRUST ME U WONT BE DISSAPPONTED.. MUAH.. OK TO ALL MY SEXY FRIENDS OUT THERE.. I HAVE 2 SPACES LET IN MY FAMILY. IF U WANT TO BE IN THE 2 SPACES.. FIRST U CAN.. RATE AND COMMENT ALL MY SFW PICS. AND 1. GET MY ANY BLING AND THAT = U IN FAMILY FOR 2 HRS... OR 2. GET MY A AUTO 11 AND THAT WILL LET U BE IN FAMILY PERMIT.. I DO UPDATE MY NSFW EVERY WK.. AND TRUST ME THEY ARE HOT SEXY PICS.. ok my dear sexy hot frieds there will be change in my nsfw.. ok.. im not tryin to be mean or rude. but i have to many people that want to see my sexy side of me.. will heres the deal .. ok.. im goin to be switchin people out.. once a month.. ok. unless u want a

Nsfw
A blog entry has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This entry was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can create a NSFW private blog or mark your entries as NSFW. You can create a NSFW private blog and manage your blogs entries by clicking the blogs link. This blog entry removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again.

Nsfw.....me
come rate my new pics auction how much would you pay for a private web cam show would love to start showing my naked pics would u like to see them al u have to od is buy me a blast>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Nsfw Photo's
OK, I HAVE RECENTLY HAD QUITE A FEW GUYS MAKE ME DECIDE TO HAVE MY PRIVATE PICS FOR MYSELF ONLY. THE REASON FOR THIS IS BECAUSE 1. THERE WAS NO RESPECT, 2. THE ONLY REASON THEY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS AND/OR EVEN RATE MY NON NSFW PHOTO'S WAS TO BE IN THE FAMILY AND HAVE ACCESS TO MY NSFW PHOTO'S. NOW THERE ARE SOME OUT THERE WHO ARE NOT OR WAS NOT LIKE THIS AND TO YOU, I APOLOGIZE FOR HAVING TO LOCK THEM UP, BUT YOU CAN THANK THE OTHER MEN ON HERE WHO HAVE MADE THIS HAPPEN! IF YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND, THEN BE MY FRIEND. IF YOU WANT TO ONLY SEE MY BOOBS, MOVE ON. I WILL DECIDE WHEN I OPEN OR IF I OPEN MY NSFW PHOTO'S UP. HELL I MAY EVEN TAKE THEM ALL DOWN! IF MY OTHER PHOTO'S AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO LOOK AT THEN, GO LOOK AT SOMEONE ELSE'S PAGE! SORRY TO BE SO BLUNT, BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW TO PUT IT! THANKS, DEE JUST LETTING EVERYONE KNOW, I NO LONGER HAVE ANY NSFW PHOTO'S! IF YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND, BE MY FRIEND! IF YOU DON'T, TURN AROUND

Nsfw...grrrr
So this is apparently an "adult" site yet people cry like little babies when there is a cuss word in a picture and they report the photo... or someone doesnt like the topic of your MUMM and they report that too...honestly when did people on this site turn into little brats who run and tell mommy and daddy when you say a bad word. if you have a problem with NSFW content, go play in traffic...you shouldnt be on this site anyway and it seems like the rules are al subjective. some people can post anything they want and be mostly naked (not that im complaining lol) and not get a single thing called out. but you get one little goody goody whos trying to make the world a better place and all of a sudden something that says "hell" isnt safe for work...is hell even a cuss word anymore?! come on people. i can understand making naked pictures or somethings that can be marked as offensive to some (and i know then comes the arguement of where is the line drawn) but seriously, why are pe

Nsfw Pics!
I must have your attention, so if your looking here you must want access to my NSFW pics, well you need to either buy me a VIP, fubling pack, or blast to get into my family. How long your family status lasts will be discussed with me before you make your purchase! If you would like to have a lifetime of seeing my pics, as I will be adding more as I take them, buy me a Happy Hour... Please message me before you buy anything though, as I may have you give the gift to one of my many closest friends. Lemme tell ya... IM WORTH IT! xoxox Inked

Nsfw Storytime.....
OK, I feel like an idiot for doing this. One of my friends here suggested I post a kinky story I wrote as a "kinky-turn-on laugh" online (you know who you are). Here goes....rate it if it's any good. She thought I could make money from writing them...LOL, not sure about that!!! (Names have been changed to protect the innocent, content very NSFW so don't read if you are easily offended) --------- You are busy working in your office, and sense someone behind you. Quickly you try to hide your window, but too late. Still on the screen is a picture of a naked guy and girl having sex. "Jane" he says..."what are you doing"? "Come and see me in my office right away". You swallow hard...Steve, is your boss and you know full-well that people in this company have been fired for smaller things than this. Slowly, nervously, you come into Steve's office. "Sit down Jane" Steve says. Slowly you sit down, the feeling of the leather on your thigh sends a pleasant shiver up your spine. S

N.s.f.w. Abuse
n.s.f.w. Mean's no nudety, no cussing word's, and drug's/gange's or subjective in nature. If A picture has nune of the above then why shuld it be allowed to be marked as such! IF YOU AGREE WITH ME LET ME KNOW! And we will see what can be dune about it!

Nsfw Open
Hello everyone, I have a treat for you. If you leave 100 comments in the contest pic below I will let you see my NSFW pics plus I will give you a one bling credit, for the comments. So come and help out, PS I will be watching to see. leave me love, Wicked

Nsfw Pics?
Well, first of all, thought I am not really new to computers by any means, I have never done a blog before. I hope I can figure it out later. But I am still waiting to see what people think about some NSFW pictures of myself. i am not shy, so I have no problems taking them or posting them. However, I must warn you all, some of you may be scared, some may cry, some may die laughing, and yes even a few my sit and say, "it looks like a penis only smaller....a lot smaller." But truthfully, most of you will be extremely turned on. Ladies only I hope, I don't swing both ways. So anyways, I will leave this up for a few days till I am off again, which will be Thursday and see how many response I get. If I do it, I will update the Blog with them being posted, and then they will only be available for a couple days before being locked away forever. Let me know what you think.

Nsfw Pics
Okay, things have changed. My NSFW pics will not be accessible even by my family although they are closer to viewing. The only way to family is to show commitment to Fubar, have a salute, and is willing on rating 10 or 11 everytime you enter my page. If you want to view these picsyou have to either get me either a bling pack, Happy Hour, or Auto 11's. Feel free to comment.

Nsfw Pics
My NSFW pics can be viewed but you have to help me out, Bling paks, VIP, or Blast please. More pics to come. I am trying to level up but being nice and leaving my pics veiwable by public hasn't worked so I had to resort to this. So help a fello fu friend out, show me some luv and I will gladly grant u the pleasure of seeing my pics, Thank You I have had several messages left for me, judging me for having NSFW pics, well to those who have left these messages I am going to continue to post NSFW pics( my art) so I would appreciate it if you would just leave my page alone I do not go on yours and judge you! For those of you that read this I would like to know your views on this, porn or art? I think of the adult human body as art and can appreciate anyone that isn't ashamed of there body ( male or female) The human mind sends signals to the rest of your body creating arousal, this is only triggered by the vision of beauty (art) So you that have judged me please leave that to me creater

Nsfw Pics *-.read.-*
Okay Im guessing the only way I can get an Auto 11 Bling is to do what I just did. I've recently added new NSFW pics to my profile in the "u wish" album which is only viewable my ME! If you'd like to view them here's 2 things that will get u in ;) ( You Must Give 1 Of The Following ) ---------------- *AUTO 11 Bling *Happy Hour *VIP/Blast *Ticker *100,000 Fubucks --------------- Well not to sure on what else to say. I'll be adding more soon.

Nsfw Story
I am craving shower pleasure with you, multiple shower heads make water cascade from our bodies, our tongues mesh probing deeply and hungrily as we press our bodies together and your smooth skin rubs against mine, your nipples hard with excitement and my swollen lid is pressing against your belly, I lower myself as I am probing your wet pussy lips and I kneel down and you drape one leg over my shoulder as I hungrily bury my face into your wet spread lips, nibbling teasing with my tongue, my teeth and lips cradling your buttocks with my hands and pressing a finger against your rosebud teasing it. I can feel you getting closer as you press harder on to my face, your hands on my head I can now feel your first orgasm, you make such luscious noises when you come, now it is your turn as you lower yourself and want me to stand up, you massage my scrotum and let your tonge run along the length of my shaft teasing the swollen tip and your first take in the tip as your tongue plays around the sm

Nsfw....omg!!!...ffs!!!!!!!!!
OK, I'm getting so sick and tired of all the childish, petty NSFW FLAGGERS!!!!! WOULD SOME ONE PLZ TELL ME HOW IS THIS PIC NSFW??? I FIND IT SO AMAZING HOW I KEEP GETTING pics like this or a simple wolf pic flagged yet, my master/slave folder unflagged... I am very pissed and irritated with whoever goes round doing this......this IS AN ADULT SITE, IF THEY CAN'T HANDLE IT THEN THEY SHOULD TAKE THEIR TICKLE-ME-ELMOS AND GO BACK TO THE ROMPER ROOM!!!!

Nsfw Pics
guys can be added to nsfw pics for a small donation, pm me to find out, girls as usual will get in if they have nsfw ladies will get in only if they have nsfw pics, men maybe but you'll have to balst, vip, or auto 11 me

Nsfw Contest 12/16/08
The best NSFW salute recieved that gets the most rates/comments gets 5 request block on the next 5 shows, plus 200,000 fubux! Salutes can be sent to mackdaddyseank on YIM or mackdaddyseank@yahoo.com on MSN, or just to that email. If you send via email make sure to send a private message here to alert me so i don't miss it. Contest ends 12/19/08. All salutes must have DJ Pitbull in them.

Nsfw Pics
ok here it go if u like to see my nsfw pics u have buy me bling and i get pick which one and i will not go over 10 credits. u get stay in my family list. and if u donot like this i'm sorry. if do sb or message me hug n kiss (1-10 credits)

Nsfw ?
I have gone to great lengths to tell everyone i know (ADULTS) about this site. everytime i talked to someone they ask me if i have a myspace. and i proceed to tell them about FUBAR because its to me the adult version of myspace. but one thing has gotten me, the whole NSFW. no this is not a porn site and i got that, but the plain fact is this is an ADULT site. you have to sign off on the fact that your of adult age to join. so if a person feels good enough about themselves to show themselves off a bit why should another ADULT have the right to make them put their photos in a folder marked NSFW or have to make them private because it has offended someone. what exactly is offensive? i looked at some photos just a few min ago that had been reported as NSFW(offensive to someone), and nothing and i mean nothing in those photos were the least bit offensive. i worked as a restaurant mgr for 5 years in florida 10 miles from the beach and the women that came in didnt have a 1/3 of the clothing o

Nsfw
1uniquemale: nigg fcking chicken to call me but owell ur loss this was left in my shout box by 1uniquemale....he is not unique there ae lots of ignorant people out there............. Just please refrain from leaving messages like this in my shoutbox. Almost all of us have had pics marked NSFW or had comments marked NSFW when they weren't. Most of it done by those who are jealous or pissed off about something. There has to be a way for Fubar Bouncers and Fubar Support to know who makes the NSFW reports, that are not valid and block them. It's about time trouble makers paid the price and not the innocent. please join me in praying for those in LA afected by the flooding.... Help if you can......

Nsfw Pics
To have access into the family to see the nsfw pics. VIP will get you in. Longer the VIP the longer you stay in. 1 Month VIP= 1 Month access and so forth. Blasts or anything else will get you in for the same amount of length. Those wanting to see on me cam, ask how for more details by sending a pm. Will be adding more pics from time to time.

Nsfw Fubucks Deal.
so here it goes. if you want a pair of my panites from my recent pictures heres the way to go. private message me and let me know what you would trade and we'll go from there. now anyone posting a hurtful comment just because im doing this will be blocked so please be nice im doing this as a request from quite alot of you. bi bi

Nsfw
You and a bunch of your friends from high school decide to get together and rent a beach house for a month. You pack up and fly to some exotic place to set everything up. The next day everyone starts to show up and you see her walking up the front steps. You've had the biggest crush on her since junior high. The two of you were practically inseparable all through high school. You couldn't remember but you thought she went on to become a supermodel. You duck into the kitchen before she sees you, not wanting her to read the lust in your eyes. You open the refrigerator and pull out a beer, hoping for a little courage. Your best friend comes into the kitchen sayin, "Holy shit! Did you see Kat? She looks like she stepped off the front cover of VOGUE." "Yeah, I saw her, why do you think I'm hiding in here." "Damn, you still have a thing for her, don't you?" "Is it that obvious?" "Only to those who know about it. Let's go hang out on the beach. I brought Spike so we can throw the frisby

Nsfw"s
This is more of a poll. So what is the best way to get to see nsfw's with out buting bling/blast and such?Some people like me cant afford to spend money on fubar because we just dont have it.What do you think? Or am I just a broke perv?

Nsfws
If you want to see my NSFW pics, SEND ME A 25 BLING PACK and I'll automatically open it. If you'd rather send fubucks, then send me a Private Message and I might make a deal. =] (Offer in the millions) Also a 7day blast will do. (YOU DONT HAVE TO MESSAGE ME FIRST, IF YOU JUST BUY IT YOU'LL IMMEDIATELY BE LET INTO MY FAMILY TO SEE THE PICTURES) For those of you that don't know how to get me a Bling Pack: Go to my page, click "bling me", then at the bottom right it says "Give someone Bling Credits" click that, then click my name in the list of people and send me a 25credit one.

Nsfw Folder
If you want to see my folder, dont be nasty about it or think I am gonna sleep with you if your in my family. All you have to do to see is offer me fu bucks, that easy....however the more you offer the longer you will get to stay on my family

Nsfw
G-spot vibe....check dirty thoughts about him.....check orgasm??.... OH HELL YES!!!!!!!! Thank you I seriously would like SOMEONE to explain something to me about a brain freeze issue I have. I LOVE slushy drinks. ALL slushy drinks! I drink frozen cokes, or ICEE's whatever you call them in your area all the time. Yes, on occasion, you get the brain freeze. HOWEVER, at SONIC it is different. VERY different. My guess is that there is some ingredient in the slushies at Sonic that is not in other slushy formulas OR it has to do with the actual machinery they use there. When I drink any slushy from Sonic, I get MEGA brain freeze. I am talking about the kind that no matter HOW slow you try to sip it, or press your tongue to the roof of your mouth, take a sip of water after it, or whatever, it is a brain freeze SO intense, it actually makes me sick to the pit of my stomach, and I almost feel like I am going to pass out and/or puke. Slushies from Sonic don't slide down your throat fast

Nsfw Stuff
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Nsfw
As the week finally came to an end, we decided that a night out would be a good way to end a busy week. U came up with the idea of going out to eat, so u picked a place to go and eat. We arrive an we are seated and waiting patiently. I started to stare at u cause we have not had one night alone all week. U stare back at me and shake ur head no cause u knew what I was thinking, but I was nodding yes. I got up and walked away, u noticed that I was going to the bathroom so u figured that u would follow. As u walked in I locked the door behind you. I asked " If

Nsfw
The warm light streamed down around her as the emerald blades tickled at her bare feet. She glanced about the quiet meadow and giggled, the sound of brush being disturbed behind her set legs in motion. She ran forward, her path weaving through the grass as it played against her bare thighs and the soft autumn breeze caressed her supple form. She had long since discarded what clothing she had been wearing when first arriving at the location, and although she was not quite sure where she was, she was sure she did not care. Hands clawed at the ground, her speed building as she raced towards the meandering brook that languidly made its way across the meadow, laughing in its own knowledgable way.Pausing at the stream she dipped close to it, full lips pressing to its crystal surface to drink softly of the brisk liquid before curling up on a sun warmed boulder. Ears twitched amidst cinnamon strands as amber gaze wandered about the meadow, she listened to the meadow lark complaining noisily fr

Nsfw Fantasies
She'd had it all explained to her. She wasn't really involved in the lifestyle, but was curious enough that she thought she'd give it a go. Besides, she really liked my Master. i think she would have fucked Him in front of a live television audience if that was what He had asked for. But He hadn't. Instead, He had invited her to spend an evening at His home in the country. The home He also shares with me.One thing i was never denied as my Master's slave grrl was adorable outfits. i make so few demands. Fuck ANYONE you want, just please please please let me watch and get me a cute outfit so i am presentable. So i pick her up in my driving outfit, which is of course a black skirt and jacket with a white shirt. Corset, of course. Ball gag so i don't interrupt them. And we can't forget the collar. On this trip, Master had been kind enough to let me wear my vibrating underwear. He held the remote for it in His pocket and would occasionally change the setting to remind me that He is always i

Nsfw
Please get rid of this NSFW nonsense!!! This is NOT a kid's site, that's why they have myspace, facebook, or twitter for. If u don't want to see adult photos on someone's profile, then either don't look or delete ur account on here...you can use those other sites that are censored. I'm sick of the idiots that cry and moan until someone's picture is removed...Get a freakin life and join the rest of those stupid holy roller hypocrites out there and stay off FUBAR!!! Censorship is definitely way too overated on here!

Nsfw Folders
Alright guys, I'm assuming you've gone to my photo albums and saw the fam only folders, and if you're here, you would like to know how you can see them. Here's the deal. Family Spots : For a perm spot in my family: - A 65 credit bling pack For a temp spot lasting 3 months: - A 25 credit bling pack or 25 credit fupal transfer For a temp spot lasting 1 month: - 15 credit fupal transfer

Nsfw Folders And Pics
ok just feel like putting this out there.... Yes I do have Nsfw pics.... No you do not have to look at them... i do have 100's of other pics that are funny beautiful and worth lookin at. IF you do not want to see Nsfw pics then you have two options on Fubar.. you can either turn off "show NSFW content" or DO WHAT NORMAL PEOPLE DO AND JUST DNT LOOK! WOW that was easy.... dont add me and act like my friend and then take it upon your self to look in my nsfw folder and then block me.... i mean thats really childish... just because ppl have nsfw pics on here does not make them bad ppl... and before I jump off my soap box... IF YOU CAN READ THIS IS AN ADULT SITE SO YOU SHOULD EXPECT PEOPLE TO HAVE THOSE FOLDERS ON HERE AND IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT THEN GO BACK TO FACEBOOK OR MYSPACE !!!!!!

Nsfw Pic Folder
Kk My Fu_Loves! My New NSFW pic Folder is officially up and running! It will only be open to a select few that send either bling credits, special ability blings, or limited edition blings... there are only a few atm, but more will be coming!! So to all of you who have been wanting to see the goods....come on over! :) Hope you enjoy! ;)

Nsfw - Romantic Poetry By Shadow Wolf
I have these dreams that come each night,that give my heart a guiding light.Thoughts so sweet and feelings true,with each and every one with you.The feelings I have feel so right,I am dying until I hold you tight.To this point dear right from the start,this is only whats in my heart.The rest includes your body so hot,I'll desire you deeply right on the spot.To kiss you and lick you from toe to head,out in the woods or in your bed.Your unclothed skin tight against mine,I wish to put a freeze to time.To show you passion I've held for you,and make your wildest dreams come true.I'll tease you with my tongue and lips,you screaming in pleasure, squirming your hips.Begging to have me deep inside you,but I'll wait for another orgasm or two.This dear is how I do want it to be,me loving you, and you loving me.This will be yours each time that we may,then when it can be, it would be everyday.Until then dear I wish our time be,the most we can make of you and me.-Shadow Wolf

Nsfw Stories.
The night was cool,but yet hot as she walks Into the room.Her eyes glisten as the lights in the room caught them.Her smile had a come here slithery look to them.Her tongue gently sliding across her lips In a suggestive manner,my vocal cords speechless as I looked Into her eyes.my body unable to moved as I was caught In her stunning glare,she softly spoke in a soft voice sees something you like?My lips spoke back to her returning her question to her as my lips said yes.Her arm wrapped around my neck as her lips locked onto my.My tongue parting her lips as It made It's way Into her mouth.My hand gently made it way to the back of her head as It caressed her hair which was soft and silky.My other hand made it way to her neck as softly touched her flesh working It's way down to her shirt unbuttoning It from top to bottom exploring her curves to me and a nice silky red bra underneath that was soak from her passion.I moved my hand upward to her breasts freeing them form their prison that held

Nsfw Bdsm Short Stories I Have Written
Kept by Restrictive Today I awoke a bit excitedly as I prepared myself for the day ahead. The night before I had made sure everything I would need was in the van and ready to go. Pushing myself I get out the door by 5:30am not wanting to risk being too late. I jump in the van with a warm cup of coffee to get me alert and ready as I drive. Over and over I run the scenario in my head trying to plan for any unexpected events along the way. after about a 45 minute drive I park nearby and get a good place to observe. You see, today is the day I am taking a girl with the intent of her being mine. At this point I've no plans to sell this one off but if she resists too much then perhaps her fate shall lie in the hands of another after basic training. Another 40-50 minutes pass then I see the opening I've been watching for.

(nsfw) Naughty Pics Of Me
Check out my albums, and if you're interested in seeing some super naughty photos of me just send me a message to find out how. - Why do I have these pics? I was a cam girl for 5 years from Jan. 2014 - 2019

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Just to share and live my life for you Just to find its meaning and story too Just to know You are my reason for living Just to understand my faithful loving Just to hear the sigh of joy Just to see you here beside me Just to touch your soul with my lips Just to absorb your spirit while we kiss Just to scent your aromatic embrace Just to taste my encounter with grace Just for you I pledge constantly, I'll be just for you I dedicate all that matters to me Just for you my life, my heart I give Just for you I do really intend to live Just to think of you I smile Just to show my love reaches across the miles I am wondering at this very moment if you are thinking of me, if you like me, wondering what is taking you so long to write me. Many times I thought I finally have you only to be disillusioned by the fact that my wait has not yet ended. I get up each morning hoping, dreaming, longing to have you in my arms. I am thinking of how we will meet. Would it be as romantic a

Ntdaily Story
Inner City All-Stars take tunes to Apollo Lyndsay Knecht Staff Writer Issue date: 3/31/04 Vocalist Nikki Velonis will not take the stage at Fair Park Thursday with the band who hired her as their singer last fall. The eight remaining members of the Inner City All-Stars Brass Band of Denton will try to win the crowd over without her at the Showtime at the Apollo Tour in Dallas. An auditor at the preliminary tryouts designated the New Orleans-style funk band to compete as the only instrumental group of 15 acts that made the cut, 10 of which were singers. Velonis, a former NT student from Bedford, insisted that she and the All-Stars "tore it up" in the audition room. Still, it came as no surprise to her that diversity amongst the acts affected the judges' final decision. "For some reason, I had a sneaking suspicion ... I've been to so many of those kinds of auditions," she said. Velonis also performs with the Denton jazz band Rare, one of the groups feature

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The Nuclear
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Nuclear Super Power
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Nuclear
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Nude Camping Trip
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Nude Pics Contest
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Nude Photos
Sorry guys but I had a change of heart so I deleted the nude pictures. Do not ask me to post anymore as I do not wish to portray myself in that manner any longer and on top of that I thought about the chance no matter how slight of a child getting on here under someones name and seeing them. Maybe you should consider that too. Thank you all.

Nudist Colony
Have you ever been doing something and have a song or something remind you of someone or sometime in your life…well as I was driving home today this song reminded me of a friend I thought I had lost…hope you enjoy it she’s a great singer!! Faith Hill - Breathe And for a a little humor today I leave you with this.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nudist Colony A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, did you call for me?" The man replied, "No, what do you mean?" She said, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly

Nudist Experience
I recently got into outdoor nudism. After many years of been rather exhibitionist and willing to show my endowment at any oportunity for compare, contest and just showing it off to women, I decided it was time to give full outdoor nudism a try. I visted some nude beaches last summer and had a great experience. Got alot of attention, got on chatting to alot of women and familys and all round enjoyed it. Looking to vist alot more nudist venues/nudist freindly areas come the improved weather i.e. the summer. Hope to have more to tell in the future...........

Nuff
WOW IS ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT THE TURN OUT OF THIS PIMPOUT. LET THE SPANKINGS BEGIN.... SOME OF THE BEST PEOPLE I HAVE MET ON THE FU!!! ♥ Sweet ♥@ fubar ~ CynzDreams ~Owned by Southern Outlaw Biker~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar JoJo™ aka 1 of the badass bad*girls of fubar...Fu-Owner of Codeputy@ fubar BlondePrincess@ fubar ☆})i({☆@ fubar Submissive Bi Brat =Fu Owner of Ms Priss, Candy@ fubar ♥ Destiny's lil secret ♥Fu-Owner of Jimmie Mac ♥

Number One
So I thought I would just sit down and type some nonsensical bullshit in this blog thingie just to make myself feel important and to see if i really have anything to say but i guess i really dont so yeah...Here I am my ass in a chair after standing all day at work..it's nice really...my thoughts now turn to what will i drink tonight rum vodka whiskey...AHHHHH yes!!!! Whiskey it shall be with brisk tea i believe the poor mans long island ice tea...Isn't it funny how there is no tea in a long island...so why call it tea??? and on that note .......bubye

Number 1
Hello all my friends and fans. My friend cB_sTuD entered his two boys in a Cute Kid Competition. I would like you to go and Vote that picture a 10 and also comment on it. You can comment as many times as you want. Maybe there is a special treat in for you if i see you have voted and commented alot. Love you all Ann Click on this picture to go vote and comment

Numb
Numb After the last tear is shed, you become shut down cried out and gratefully numb The feelings come back but oh so slow but with each re-awakening they begin to grow You will never be the same how could you be but the choice of better or worse is made individually

Number 1
It's... ...for the NERD in all of US! Some good clean FUN AND FANS FOLKS! Rate, Fan and Add Request each of the FUs on this Bulletin to take part in the fun! Be sure to show everyone lots and lots of love and give everything you get back! If someone is already on your list, be sure to leave them a comment! For the Guys... Your add request or comment should say, "GIMME UR PANTIES!" or if you try to keep the nerdy perv in ya on the low say, "I'm a Panty Raider!" I suppose if you are FAR'in a DUDE YOU CAN SAY...ummm...whatever you are comfortable with. HAHA! For the Girlies... Your add request or comments should say, "HE TOOK MY PANTIES!" or if you are a little shy say..."My Panties were Raided!" So, join the silliness and show me the NERD that lives inside you! Be sure to private message me when you are done! ~PebblesinAZ~FAN ME BABY! xoxo@ fubar AND REPOST THIS BULLETIN! Now, go get them Panties and make some new FRIENDS! *Pink0828

Number 4
time for another installment in my ever growing series. hope y'all enjoy! ----------------------------------------------------- Here we are walking hand in hand through Schenley Park, around 11:00 at night. I am wearing my favorite khaki shorts and an orange polo shirt, sandals on my feet. You are in your usual 'out-on-the-town' uniform of a short, black skirt and white tank top, your red-lace bra showing through. In deference to the heat, you have forsaken you normal thigh-highs and are carrying your heels, since we are currently walking the middle of the ninth fairway. Taking your hand in mine, I pull you to me and kiss you deeply, my tongue first running over your lips and then as you lean into me, slipping between them. Our tongues dance between our mouths for awhile until we grudgingly break the kiss to spread the blanket I've been carrying. "Are you sure we'll be safe here?" you ask in a whisper. "Not really, but that's half the fun. We'll just have to take the chance

Number 1
You're at the center of a whirlwind of positive energy, so enjoy the gusts! You may find yourself blown in an entirely new direction, and if so, expect to hit the ground running, surrounded by good people. Without realizing it, you've drawn a fair number of people over to your way of thinking. Today is perfect for pushing forward with this momentum and seeing how far you can take things in the right direction. Ok well. here's my first blog.. I have new pictures up.. I just got my hair cut yesterday.. and im gettin pretty good feedback:) Thats always good, right?? Im bored.. I hate this town.. there is nothing to do.. someone give me something to do.. and nothing nasty! lol...

Numbers Game
GET A CALCULATOR PUT IN THE FIRST 3 DIGITS OF UR PHONE NUMBER (NOT UR AREA CODE) X'S IT BY 80 ADD 1 X'S IT BY 250 ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF UR NUMBER (EX.6917) ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF UR NUMBER AGAIN SUBTRACT 250 DIVIDE IT BY 2 AND THE ANSWER SHOULD BE UR PHONE NUMBER

Numb
I wait for a change from day to day But the story... It always ends the same way Falling asleep next to the phone Day light breaks, waking up alone Waiting to hear the reasons why Finding yourself to tired to cry He had to work late, no time to call So numb to the fact, you've heard them all When do the lies become too much When do you decide it's time to be tough Fairy tale romance, does it really exist Have I become so weak, I accept this I've begged and I've pleaded I've given my heart Yet day after day he tears me apart He refuses to listen When I want to talk So he'll sit now, in silence Cause today I walk He can save his excuses And all his lies Because today is the last Of my good byes! ***copyrighted 2001 Written by BinnieBluEyes

Numb
Can you sing for me one last time? With lexis that will forever be etched in my mind? Remind me that I was wrong. Tell me that you evoked me. Whisper to me your qualms. Bawl your feelings out and aid me into thinking it was all a vast blunder. Hold my hand like you're not secluded. Touch me like you've never touched me before. Smile to me like it's your first time. Cry to me like you heed for me. Please, make me believe that you were real. That you were there... authentic and existent. That I was once entirely happy. Please, see me like you still love me

Numb
trying to better myself in my current situation. I'm surrounding by backstabbers and assholes at work. It really fucking sucks but the bills are getting paid I suppose. On the a sidenote home life is no better. I need change.

Numb
WELL LET ME JUST SAY THAT I AM TRUELY NUMB TO THE CORE NOW THAT I AM LOSING MY FATHER LESS THAN 2 YEARS AFTER MY MOTHER. IT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN WITH THE EXCEPTION OF LOSING MY DAUGHTER. I JUST SIT HERE AT HOME AWAITING THE DAY THAT I GO HOME TO BE WITH MY DADDY BEFORE HE PASSES AWAY, ITS THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD FOR ME TO DO AT THIS POINT. I JUST NEED FOR THIS TO BE OVER SO THAT I CAN GO ON WITH MY LIFE AGAIN.

Numb
Am I a bad mom if I have to let my ex husband have temporary custody because right now I'm struggling so much finacially I can't support my child? Is it wrong for me to give him up while I go and pursue a career in the Navy as active duty trying to make a better life for us? Only a few people on here who may or may not read this understand where all of this is coming from. I am not just struggling finacially but emotionally and I need some true friends to let me know if I'm a bad mother for this? As of right now I'll be leaving Fubar for awhile if not for good. Thank you to all of the wonderful friends I've met here. Many of you know my number or yahoo im. I am not sure if I'll be on yahoo. Due to some personal issues I'm having to deal with I need to leave and be alone for awhile. Again thank you so much to all the wonderful friends I've made. If anyone who wants to im me I'm at erlane@yahoo.com. If I don't respond just give me time, just right now I need to leave this site and some

Number One
Ya ever wonder wha it's like to be someone's number one? I do every day! I wish I knew what that feeling was like. I'm sure it's good... I've never been someone's everything, never had someone's world revolve around me. Believe me, I've revolved my world around a few people but not gotten it in return... Ya kno, everyone has had their share of heaertbreaks but come on! When you don't have ANYTHING good happen in between it ALWAYS feels worse! And I'm pretty much scarred!!! For example, there is this guy that I'm really starting to like this guy and I'm being pulled in 2 totally different directions! One part of me wants to talk to him all the time like usual. I think about him alot! And the other part of me is tellin me to back off and let it go cuz I'm so scared he is gonna hurt me like everyone else has! It's jus so deja vu in the beginning that I think it's jus gonna end up bein the same thing. Ya kno?? I dunno wha to do anymore! I really don't wanna push him to the side cuz he real

Numbers
Name:___________________ Number:_________________ Service:________________ Text messaging: ( )yes ( )no Picture messaging: ( )yes ( )no Can I text you?: ( )yes ( )no Can I picture message you?: ( )yes ( )no Can I call you?: ( )yes ( )no Best time to call:___________________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get

Number
You made me a number A cold nothing An object of amount not worth You made me a number Lured into the mass you have collected me Now to forget who I am So lost am I Written By: Labyrinth aka Teresa 11/8/2008

Numb
Have you ever heard a story, one of a love so beautiful and so real, that you cannot live without that love? Here is a story of that kind of love, the kind that can’t even be expressed in words, the kind that if you lose that love, your heart is so broken, that you cannot go on. If you are not a pet lover, you may not relate to this story. If you have ever loved an animal, then you know that losing your pet, is losing a member of your family. Here’s my story… Amanda Aaliyah was my mother’s day present in 2000. I remember responding to the ad in the paper and going to see the litter of mini schnauzer puppies. When I saw the pups, they were all just balls of cute furriness…so tiny; they could fit in the palm of your hand. The pups were feisty and giving their mom a hard time, all except one. There was one pup all by herself in a corner; she was the runt of the litter. When I saw her I slowly approached her, she smelled my hand and crawled toward me with apprehen

Number 6
You Are 6: The Loyalist You have strong relationships and are intensely loyal. People find you easy to love and care for. You like your world to be stable and secure, no surprises. You're cautious. You prefer your inner circle to the outside world. At Your Best: You are courageous, a positive thinker, and expressive. You can take on the world. At Your Worst: You are secretly insecure - which makes you sarcastic, cold, and argumentative. Your Fixation: Doubt Your Primary Fear: Abandonment Your Primary Desire: Security and support Other Number 6's: Mel Gibson, Woody Allen, Jay Leno, Marilyn Monroe, and Julia Roberts. What Number Are You?

Numbers
I am hating the number thing in my family and friends. People seem to take it personal so I am removing the numbers except for one and that would be Jacqui. She and I have mushed boobs just so ya know. If this is an issue for you...I don't know what to tell ya. I have too much happening at home to worry about numbers on my friends here. If your really a friend you won't care where you are. :)

Numbness & Sacrifice
You make me feel more alive than I ever have, Yet you're slowly killing me more than I'd claim. How can that be possible both at the same time? 'Sometimes our hearts make the wrong and right thing the same' Love is never simple in the easiest of situations And this one is no exception to any rule; I'm hoping with everything I have that you're honest Otherwise I'm left to look like the naive fool. I'd rather be able to leave you behind Without a trace of the warm memories we shared, Which linger, with the sound of your solemn voice And the way it made you seem like you truly cared. At times I wish there was a way I could numb myself, From not just the lows, but the highs we can feel too. Be able to turn that numbness off whenever I want, Because being cold hearted isn't a good trait unless on cue. Then I wouldn't have to miss you at all once you're gone Or have this love left in my heart on a one way street, Then I wouldn't have felt the way I did when I was in

Numbnuts
Looks like things are gonna be ok with my brother. There has been nothing much on tv lately cause they keep going on about Michael Jackson dying so I decided to sit and write a quick blog on my feelings on his passing, so here goes. Although I never knew him personaly or seen any of his shows I felt I came to know him through his music. I used to sit and play his Thriller song over and over again during Halloween while I sat on the front porch to hand out the goodies to the trick or treaters that came to the house (it was my mom's idea). As I said in other blogs, hearing of Michael Jackson's Passing is like loosing a friend even though we never knew eachother on a personal level. He was part of my generation and I grew up listening to his music. It was because of him that I picked up a guitar for the first time and started to learn how to play, He inspired me to do so. So I now say to you my friend, good bye and R.I.P. You were an inspiration to so many. Tday was a long day as it was F

Numbing The Pain
Dreams torn to pieces, broken like glass Hope faded away, withered like leaves Not knowing is blessing, ignorance the only protection Nothing is numbing my pain The fragments of my faith Became the blade in my hand Just darkness my eyes see Pushed me to the end of all dead-end-streets A curse - cannot lie to myself I'm doomed - cannot silence my heart Fear is the tool, conformity our medicine How can I smile as this age dies, like everybody else Dancing around the fire, that burns this world Cannot bend down, I would just break I hate myself for playing their game Parents poison their children, never teach them to question If it only wasn't for this certainty in me I am a giant in their tiny world

Numb
Numb………… If I could be so lucky Instead I hear echos I feel the hole in me Growing and taking- More and more. I’m not numb I feel the pain and burn I feel the depth of the hole in my soul I see where it should have gone But it will never be. Numb………… I should be so lucky

Numero Uno!
Do you know who has the upper hand in the realm of desire, attraction, and romance? The answer is simple and easy: Women There is proof all over the internet...Men spend bilions a year on pornsites and dating sites, all because of their lust for the opposite sex. Oh sure, women have to deal with a lot of prejudice in the workplace etc....They have to deal with a menstrual cycle that can be very uncomfortable once a month.... But you know what? Even if a girl is missing half of her teeth, and is 100lbs overweight, she can still snap her fingers and get a line of candidates who are sexually attracted to her. And yet they will still complain that they can't find a guy who loves them for who they are, or that respects their feelings, or is willing to commit, etc... Maybe they should look on the brightside...Many guys have trouble even feeling wanted in the first place. So, here is my first Blog. How sweet. Though I seemed to have joined this site about 5 months ago, I

Numerology, Numbers Don't Lie....this Is For Other Number Geeks Out There..
17 January 1981 Your date of conception was on or about 26 April 1980 which was a Saturday. You were born on a Saturday under the astrological sign Capricorn. Your Life path number is 1. Your fortune cookie reads: A member of your family will soon do something that will make you proud. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2444621.5. The golden number for 1981 is 6. The epact number for 1981 is 24. The year 1981 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/16/1980 and ending 2/4/1981. You were born in the Chinese year of the Monkey. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Goose; your plant is Bramble. You

Numerology
The Numerology of 44 (Dealing with my new age...)44 is a powerful number. Know why? Because the 4 vibrates with paying attention to detail and building a solid foundation for the future. In 44, that effect is doubled. Plus, the two numbers (4 and 4), adding up to 8, have an umbrella vibration of effective management, controlling group dynamics, building large structures (buildings, bridges, organizations), and financial control.44 is a “master number” in numerology, meaning it has an extremely potent vibration, but also falls back into its lower vibration when not held appropriately… In a nutshell, I find it to have meanings of sacrifice and balance, work and structure, yet exertion and decay.Impeccability, desire with insight, wisdom with reason, intensity, conviction, adeptship, heroism, self-control, discipline, controlled energy focused.44 is magnificence and manifestation - the master architect and alchemist who can transform an idea and structure into a powerfu

Nun At Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you l

The Nun And Shekky
Sorry about the delay in production but Shekky got lost in the land of dust bunnies under the couch again. It took almost a week to fish him out this time As I walked hand and hand with my new voluptuous friend through the seedier section of Ball Suck. (actually the alley behind Jack’s bar) I heard the sound of glass breaking and noticed movement from behind the dumpster. The bedraggled form of Ruth Buzzy emerged wearing a tin foil hat and holding the neck of a broken bottle. “Beat it bitch. I need to talk with the Nun” she told my raven locked cutie. “I’ll wait for you around the corner.” the corn fed beauty said her eyes caressing me as she continued on. “Listen and listen good.” Buzzy began when we were alone in the alley. “You need to get your midget friend and leave right now.” She continued. “If not you’ll be trapped in this town as an undead zombie movie usher forever” She went on to relate a story right out of a low budget “B” movie. I

A Nun's Tale
A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. "You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of getting a blowjob from a nun." The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic." "Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab drive replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing. "What's so funny?" the nun asks. "Ha ha!" the cab driver annnounces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm Jewish!" "That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."

Nunu
hey, i'm new to lostcherry. i seen an advertisement on a diff website. n checked it out because i have a mad obsession wit cherries. so if ya'll could give me sum pointers to help me master the website... that'd be splendid. n if ya'll r wondering... i do got a man. he lives in chi-town. n goes to college at south suburban. n i go to college here in the wisconsin fox valley. *kisses to my bitches* *slaps to my haterz* mwah xoxo

Nursery Rhymes Updated
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Nursing Research Survey
Would you kindly go to the given link and take the survey? It is for my Nursing Research class this semester. Thanks!!!! Click Here to take survey http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=noOtXI_2bMh7jH8ypzLnCTiw_3d_3d

Nursery Rhymes 2007
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two slices of bread. ******************** JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Dumb Ass" ******************** HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ******************** HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ******************** GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls

Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. ******************** Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you dumb ass" ******************** Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs. For breakfast again. ******************** Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ******************** Georgie

Nurse????????????????
Ok lol....My name is Cindy and I am not a Nurse I was playing one on here but........Peeps think I am so I choose 2 change...I do take care of my Daughter and help her w/her diabetes shots doing insulin vials and insulin pump supplies...so I sorta am at home....lol...So yes I did change it and that is why I did I dont want 2 offend the ones that are a Nurse themselves!!!!!!!!

Nursery School Gurgaon
Nursery school Gurgaon is an educational institution for kids. It’s common place where children’s play, meet, and spend their time together under the guidance of a teachers. Nursery school Gurgaon aren’t for a formal education but a common place where kids feel their taste of Independence. Nursery school Gurgaon are more as workshops, where the nursery teachers are as craftsman who molds the child’s character and make him physically, mentally, ethically and psychologically strong enough. Childhood is one of the chaste stages when a kid is takes decisions in his life with single mind without any thinking of worldly counter aspects. This quality fades as kid develops into adults because there’re a plenty of influences and other aspects which come into play while a kid’s decision is made. Nursery school Gurgaon is an educational institution for kids. It’s common place where children’s play, meet, and spend their time together

Nursery Rhymes Tv
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Nutboy's Abfab Cherries!
NutBoy has decided that he's going to list the most phenomenal cherries here in this Blog. Ken argued with him...how on earth are you going to separate out the few phenomenal, when so many are absolutely incredible? NutBoy bit Ken's nose and told him to STFU and watch!!! Added on May 1, 2007: sexypirate13.. Simions top dollar Ho!!@ CherryTAP Sultry Firefox@ CherryTAP Added on April 25, 2007: mandy@ CherryTAP shelby@ CherryTAP Added on April 13, 2007: luxuriousskies@ CherryTAP Tiffany@ CherryTAP M a R e@ CherryTAP Jennifer@ CherryTAP shelby@ CherryTAP

Nut Case
I'm old fat and ugly , but i enjoy a good joke , as you will notice if you read the comments my daughter Kazzie and i make to each other lol .I love chatting with funny and interesting people. I also loving hanging out with my family {they are nuts like me lol } . I love reading all sorts of books and playing computer games , although i'm not good at them .I have a daughter 22 a son 23 a grandson 6 and a grandbaby on the way .I have a online boy friend in the USA , no i haven't met him yet , i wish lol . I think that is about all i can say , tc all hugs and kisses BrendaMyspace CommentsMyspace Comments

Nuthin Much
I got back from lunch a couple minutes ago... always end up having late lunches but this one turned into a meeting. I was looking out my window and noticed how the sun is shining, and the shadows are so different. I mentioned while we were walking back from lunch how hot the sun felt, but it is still that 'not summer' sun. The shadows look lower, colder... the sun doesn't have that bright-eyed, bushy-tailed way about it anymore. That means it's too close to autumn for comfort. I like the fall for the pretty colors and harvest time and Halloween but ugh... it gets cold and wet and rainy. I can't like that. And the sun, the sun goes away... it gets to shine brighter somewhere else, on someone else. I get that overcast where the hell is the sun sun in the fall. I miss it - it does a body good. Now once it's gone I have to wait another 6 months, 7 maybe, for the good 'hot summer' sun to return. Damn.

Nutjob
figure i might say a little about my self im 44 and from texas i tattoo weld and ride harleys but not in that order lol,i love tattooed goth chics and topless dancers,i also heavly in to politics so you want to know more dont be afraid to ask.then again be afraid very afraid lol

Nutrition Free B
For optimal nutrition, it is of great importance to make sure that an individual’s protein intake has the whole complement of amino acids. The body uses twenty-two amino acids to make human protein, or complete protein. Ten of those amino acids, called essential amino acids, need to come from your diet because the body does not have the enzymes required for their biosynthesis. These ten amino acids are as follows: arginine histidine, isoleucine, leucine, lysine, methionine, phenylalanine, threonine, tryptophan, and valine. It is important to note that if even one essential amino acid is missing at the time of metabolism by the body; the remaining amino acids will not be assimilated, and will be reduced to the same number as those that were present at the time of metabolism. The body only uses the amino acids that make complete protein. If there is a deficiency of any of the essential amino acids, the body will actually start to cannibalize itself by the degradation of the b

Nutritional Supplements: Vitamins For Life
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The Nuts On Some People!!!!!!
SO... I was driving home from work...filled up on gas...kinda tired from washing dishes all night...and was at the intersection of Galvin and Becker...which whoever lives in Marshfield knows is a simple 2-way stop sign...this fucking tool proceeds to drive out of their stop sign 20 feet in front of me...forcing me to slam on my breaks...those of you who know me well, know that I am hands down the best driver in Marshfield...however, there is only so much I can do with freezing rain covering the road...I then slide and almost run into the guy...so I display my displeasure by honking my horn...I think all is fine and dandy...BUT THEN THE GUY HAS THE NUTS ON HIM TO TURN AROUND IN THE ROAD AND PULL UP BEHIND ME AND PUT HIS MOTHER FUCKING BRIGHTS ON!...I mean wow...at this point I'm pretty pissed off...they follow me all the way to Stadt road with their brights on...so I pull onto Stadt, and get the fuck out of my car...and they take off further down Becker...I drive home...heart still raci

The Nuts Game
This is a very simple game and one that should be played to impress the lady that happens to be with you at this moment in time: Question 1 - What do you get if you a pair nuts on the wall? Answer - Wall nuts Question 2 - What do you get if you put a pair of nuts on the chest? Answer - Chestnuts Question 3 - What do you get if you have a pair of nuts on the chin Answer - My big fat cock in your mouth of course!!!!

Nuts In A Cemetary
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing them up between themselves. 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.' He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. 'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls.' 'Beat it, kid,' said the man. 'Can't you see it's hard for me to walk?' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to

Nuts
A hair-lip man goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he notices is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he has ever seen. The hair-lip guy quickly turns his attention to the merchandise and asks, "Ess-tues me, sir?" "Yes?" replies the clerk. "Tould you tale me how mutsh your pisstasheos arr?" "Pistachio's? They're six dollars a pound." "SSit!" The hair-lip guy goes back to browsing and then asks, "Welp, how mutsh arr your aahhmons?" "Almonds? They're seven fifty a pound." "SSIT! tas' pensive," replies the hair-lip man. "Welp, how bout your pikanns?" "Pecans? They're on sale today, they're only four fifty a pound." "Welp, Ssit. Just div me a pound of dose dhen." "All right then," says the clerk as he begins bagging up a pound of pecans. Then the hair-lip guy says to the clerk, "Tirr, I just wanna tay tank you for not making fun of de way I talk, tauz I tan't hep it." The clerk replies with a smile. "Oh sir, you don't ha

Nuts
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by

Nuts
> >> On the outskirts of a small town, there > >> was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. > >> One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat > >> down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. > >> > >> 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,' said one boy. > >> Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. > >> Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. > >> > >> As he passed, he thought he heard voices from > >> inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he > >> heard, > >> 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.' > >> > >> He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off . > >> Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. > >> > >> 'Come here quick,' said the boy,'you won't believe what I heard! > >> Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls.' > >> > >> The man said, 'Beat it kid,

Nuts!!!
Today as per usual I was mumming. I was having a joke with a friend about haveing a cock which tasted of chill and cheese. She called me a freak, I accept that. Said friend then received a message from somebody in the mumm, stating that she got it right and that I was a whack job. Am I ????? I sure do hope so.

Nutshell
I want my boss to say "You know what? Youve done an outstanding job. Take the rest of the day off." I then want to have a quick 30 minute drive from work to home. No Sunday drivers doing 45 MPH. No cops to see me doing 80 MPH. I want the radio station to play every song that I love to sing to as well. Once home ( which is a nice house with a big kitchen, sunken living room, 2 bedroom 2 bath with a huge loft master bedroom and master bath instead of the rat trap mobile home I live in) Id like to be met at the door by my beautiful wife ( which actual does happen) who is wearing nothing but a smile. (which happens a lot) She'll be holding a nice glass of wine or maybe a fresh bottle of cream ale along with a plate full of my most favorite Chinese dishes. (Yeah....No, that never happens) From there, she will lead me to the bedroom where she helps me out of my uniform and tells me the temperature of the hot tub is just right. (Which is about 5 degrees cooler than what causes

Nutty's First
"NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST

Nutty
moron = futard Without morons the world would be a dull place wouldn't it LOL!! New @ the freshmeat department this moron rated me a 2. If any down rater is looking for a dramatic scene from me you'll be waitin a long time. Ya down rate me well at least I get something... stop and think for a second.... Hmmmm.... YOU GOT NOTHING *Smiles Hugely* and goes about my day scar1021@ fubar HEY PEEPS IT GOES LIKE THIS ..... AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE OR MORE TO START THIS THING.... FROM NOW UNTIL MARCH 20TH (MIDNIGHT) THAT GIVES YOU SOME SERIOUS TIME FOR BOMBING... ((((((BONUS MYSTERY PIMPIN GIFT FOR THE FIRST ONE TO REACH 40,000 COMMENTS))))))... AS SOON AS YOU HIT 40,000 COMMENTS PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ON WHAT TIME IT WAS AND THE SCORES OF OTHERS... I WILL BE WATCHING... ((((((ALSO A BONUS MYSTERY PIMPIN GIFT FOR THE ONE PERSON WITH THE MOST RATES))))))... 1ST PLACE WINS A PIMPIN CT YAUGHT... 2ND PLACE IS A PORCHE... 3RD PLACE IS A MOTORCYCLE... LET ME KNOW IF YO

A Nutty Friday Morning
The last twelve hours have been incredible. From great conversation to sleep to work. The building across the street from where I work is on fire and I’ve been staring out my window with a large group of colleagues watching the fire men and civilians run around. I am watching the flames while eating my delicious breakfast-watermelon, mango, pineapple mmm yummy, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries…mmm tasty. This is a fun Friday---leaving tomorrow for Mexico….partying tonight….fun fun fun!~ Disclaimer: This blog does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my boyfriend, my friends, or my cat; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; ok, you can quote me, but I may deny it anyway; all rights reserved; you may distribute this content freely but you may not make a profit from it, at least not unless you PayPal my fair share; terms are subject to change without notice; in fact, they just did; any resemblance to actual persons, living, d

Nuttin Really
WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (*thnx Liis!) (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN) To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!" "No Way!" "Yes way!" "Do NOT eat the fruit! " said God. "Why?" "Because I am your Father and I said so! " God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was t

Nutty
will here is a little about me im a single dad with a 4yr old son i support him try and bring him up with plz and thank you and try and teach him that everything in life is important i lost my father 3yrs ago and hurt me bad i ended on the drink and nearly lost my son i have been to the gutter and now on the way up. i keep my life and my son life simple and no complications in it i dont like been lied to or s??? on. my son is my life and that is the way. i have a heart of gold and do things for other people and thats the way i like it. i play football,ruby with my son take him to football matchs and ruby games. all i am looking for is friendship at the moment. Will if something happens on here then i have to thing that if i got hurt then my son would but if it felt right then i would have to tell my son why dad has someone in his life i dont lie to him and he knows what the truth is and what a lie is and thats how i have brought up my son.well that is a bit about me if you dont like it

Nuttin Special
Today the papers are sent to the courts. The divorce should be final in 60 days or so. I have wanted this with all my heart for what seems forever. Now that it is happening, I'm suddenly scared, worried, unsure. Is this normal? I think about going back and I cry. I can't go back to that. I can't go back to the uncertainty, the instability, the lovelessness I feel. I am doing the right thing. Life is good, it is better now than it was. I have to keep telling myself this. Do not let the fear take you back to that aweful life. It is time to look forward with excitement...i have to look forward to the rest of my life. I am free, finally! I will be fine and I am happy, I am happy with me, finally. I love myself and I finally enjoy being me and being around me again lol...sounds stupid, I know. I was miserable. I hated who I had become. Enjoy myself, enjoy my kids, enjoy my life again. I cannot wait to begin!!! Watch me go!!!! :)

Nutterz Poems
As I put the razor to my skin,I feel the adrenalin,the pain is a sudden rush to me,as the blood falls to the floor I see my pain and worries disappearing.I hide my scars in fear of what you may say,but without you these scares will not exist.My love, my life, my reason I sit here and bleed.My smiles, my tears,my heart tares more and more.You deny your love, I deny my pain.The pain I feel when your not by my side.Some call it love I call it suicide.The razor can only go to deep,a person can only bleed so much,but the pain never ends.My nights are cold, my arms are empty The cuts cover up the pain,My smile covers up the hurt As you walk along to blind to see my hurt the days get harder the nights never seem to end I fake a smile and wipe my tears away I forget the truth. For when I am with you it feels so right. Without you I find myself lost and confused. Broken and torn. Kiss my pain away, Wipe away my blood filled tears, I long for you to save me THERE TO MANY PEOPLE IN MY LIFE THAT

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