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Ode To The Unknown
She stays there where I prepare for every dream- She's the scheme to every plan, she's the reason that I'm a man. The unknown place within my head- that special place where things seem dead; I was whitewashed, now I paint it red- I paint her face upon my bed.

Ode To The One Before......
Ode To The One Before............. The night you left you thought I was finished. I guess I fooled you, I celebrated life for the first time. You see, you did not break me, on the contrary , you made me! Look at me! See how strong I have become. I am everything I could have dreamed for , And more! Look at me! I encourage and demand without rage, But with pity. You are the one missing out. No, your not dreaming, I am real. Yes, I have grown while you stayed the same. "I AM "!!! " Who?" you ask. The "Goddess" Of the Strength, Of the beauty, Of the sensuality, Of my own being, Everything you have always feared. Now it is YOUR turn to "WORSHIP " ME!!!! Sapphire Jewel AKA Valarie A Laboy © 2006

Ode To A Trailor Park Wife
Ode to a Trailor Park Wife As I sit here thinking of something witty to write; I think of all whom I could give such a freight.. Just to see me at my most natural; curlers in my hair ,eating a crueler. To just a laugh at such a deploy; maybe I could get a decoy. one who is like a step ford wife; one who is always alert and alive. Tell a man he is her only god; with nice big kahunas, and a killer bod.. But what would that prove to the men out there; would she have a mind of her own to compare. Realizing her most undesirable fears; she pop a tops another beer. Gives a toast to her big bellied fella; as she comes to understand, she is his trailor park bella. Sapphire Jewel aka Valarie A. Laboy Copyright 2006

~ode To Friends~
My Dearest Friend, ...Should I draw you the picture of my heart it would be what I hope you would still love though it contained nothing new. The early possession you obtained there, and the absolute power you have obtained over it, leaves not the smallest space unoccupied. I look back to the early days of our acquaintance and friendship as to the days of love and innocence, and, with an indescribable pleasure, I have seen near a score of days roll over our heads with an affection heightened and improved by time, nor have the dreary hours of absence in the smallest degree effaced from my mind the image of the dear untitled friend to whom I gave my heart. Peace.

Ode To The Woodchipper
You chip up branches, and limbs...I've even seen you destroy credit cards in that one cheezy commerical but one thing is certain is that I'm in love with you woodchipper. You make my life complete. Without you I could never dispose properly the frozen bodies that are in my basement. Now if only I could get that fat bitch frozen so we could toss her in. I hate stalkers...

An Ode To Deep Thoughts By A Guy Whose Last Name Was Handy
ive always wandered what color would a smurf turn if you choked it? while setting on a river i always wandered if when a human falls into the water they call it drowning. so do you think that when fish get on land they calling drying? another random thought to be posted as i see fit

Ode To Melanie!
I am dedicating this blog to my friend Melanie.....I know how you love you some tunafish......NOT!...lol....Not fair to love the trout so much and not the tunafish!(the trout is a troutlike looking pillow)....So in your honor I am making the biggest tuna salad sandwich ever babes!............lol:P....without further ado I am off to enjoy my tasty lunch!:P

An Ode To Shoe Throwers
Oh Mr. Reporter, You are a hero to us all, He reflexes were to fast, For you to make him fall. But you threw you shoes, In hope, not in vain, that you would hit the devil, and cause him great pain, So Mr. Reporter, My hats off to you, But just one last thing, WHO THROWS A SHOE? I mean come on that really hurts.

Ode To Love...
i just want to say a few things about the word love..it is all fake and lies....how does a women say she loves you and turn around and bring another man home right in front of your eyes....and still have the balls to say i love you give me a kiss and hug...tells you she will call you later and ends up sleeping with the other guy... the one i am talking about is on this site and she knows who i am talking about...i have been in and out of her life for two years or so but it has been my worse two years that i have dated a women...i have been with some wrong women in my life but this one takes the cake and i can say i am done with it ....so love is not worth the heartaches that comes with it because when you fall in love they use it as a tool....so love stinks i'll just start a new 4 f club thing...

Ode To Tiger Woods!
Twas the night of Thanksgivingand out of the house,Tiger Woods came a-flyingchased by his spouse.She wheeled a nine ironand wasn't too merry,cause a bimbo's phone numbershe found on his Blackberry.He been cheating onpoor little Elin,and as each day went byanother woman came out squealing.He'd been on Holly, on Jamie,on Rachael, on Corrie,on Joshlyn, LaliekaTMZ had the story.From the top of the worldto above the fold,Tiger's evermore sordid taleit was told.With hostesses, waitresseshe had lots of sex,and when he wasn't hosin' 'emhe sent 'em hot texts.He crashed the Caddybut didn't call OnStar,yeah, he played "spank me Daddy"with a skanky ole porn star.He's been naughtyso with Santa he hasn't a chance,'cept a big lump of coalto match the lump in his pants.But despite all his cryinand beggin and pleadin,Tiger's wife went right outbought a new house in Sweden.And I heard her exclaimas she packed the Escalade,"if your gonna get laidthen I'm gonna get paid".And now she's not poutingin fact s

~odin~dls~god~
odin is my best friend and an all around nice guy if you need someone to talk to hes there for you and hes a hawtie too :P. So add him,rate him,crush him,fan him. Hes a baseball player and a college student who loves makin friends so plz add him.Love you all ~katt~

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Od To Women
women are our giding lights,they fill our days and inhance our nights. by far most men they say there great, im looking twards mine as fate.loving witness to our lives there allways there even through our strives.we need them more then they need us treat them wrong they,ll hit the bus.so glory be to all of you, in my life that i go through looking for that one thats true.untill my kifes a total mess so i keep on striving for success.single is a lonely thing, Ineed a woman so mt heart can sing.so remeber girls are everything.

Odyssey Of The Devil Horns
Kick Ass Show Tonight!!! Ten Year Scar got our Blood Boilin'!!! By Demon Be Driven fucked shit up, Yeah!!! Blood Masque enialated the Place!!!!!!~;)>!!!!! Tragedy Unfolds tore the place Down!!!!!!~;P>!!!!! can't wait till the next Cookies show~;I> till then this was HEM... Have an AWESOME weekend everyone... and be safe~;)> ODYSSEY OF THE DEVIL HORNS Who is responsible for bringing metal’s famous hand signal to the tribe? ~ By STEVE APPLEFORD ~ It is called the mano cornuto, the horned hand, with index finger and pinkie raised proudly as the sign of the beast, ready for an unholy wave to your favorite demon king. The Horns of Cernunnos. The woolly Goat of Mendes. And the edifice of Scaccia Scalogna, source of the ancient code to defeat the “evil eye” and its power to wilt the fruit on trees and the mojo of men. Or, it means nothing at all – nothing beyond the international greeting to heavy metal ecstasy, aimed at all the flawed rock gods with their M

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Of Absolute No Importance
A group of military Officers are standing around talking when a Lieutenant said, "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20% work." Captain responded by saying, "No, I think that making love is more work than that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work." Then a Major says, "No, making love is definitely way more work than that. I would say that it is 20% fun and 80% work." They are all contemplating these revelations when a private walks by. The officers call the Private over to ask his opinion. The Major says, "Excuse me, Private, we are having a discussion and would like your input. The Lieutenant says that making love is 80% fun and 20% work. The Captain says that making love is 60% fun and 40% work. I say that making love is 20% fun and 80% work. Private, what is your opinion?" The Private smiles and says, "Sir, you are all wrong. Making love must be 100% fun because if there was any work involved, you would have the enlisted men doing it for you." For

Of All Guys
and of all guys you will be the first I miss and of all guys I will remember your kiss guy of all guys this one is the only that can compare how I loved you how I loved to and how I loved to, I loved me but guy of all guys it was only temporary I wish you the best at whatever you do I will never swim in your eyes no matter how blue I thank you for changing my neurochemistry and look forward to the day another guy occupies my dreams

Of All My Nights
many years ago my life was different and was as others ..then a tragedy struck and my 8th life had come to an end and with but 1 life left i sit here tonight......i once touched the soul of an angel and the angel touched mine.....a life was formed.........end of storie....when i joined this site i saw a lot of rock and roll but country is where my heart lies ...i picked out a few cm lounges .....one with to many rules and 1 with to many rules and least one more with too many rules .......on that day i saw something i knew nothing of but a common ground was benieth ..........anouther night i saw an angel glistening in the clouds........in the dark she touched my soul leaveing a calm feeling with me .......i long for the day to touch another angels soul........your reach is beyond the stars

Ofcorsican
All Blessings Pure and Abundant, to You Dearest Beloved One of the mysteries of life is relationship. Since it exists between two persons it depends on both. Whenever two persons meet a new world is created, just by their meeting a new phenomenon comes into existence. One which was not before, and thru that phenomenon both persons are changed and transformed. Unrelated you are one thing, related you immediately become someone else. In the beginning when you touch the person from without, when boundaries meet, you become acquaintances. If the relationship becomes closer, becomes deeper, grows intimate then centers start meeting. When centers merge, it is love! Acquaintance is not love, this is fallacy, love is very rare. To meet one at their center you have to allow that one to reach your center also, you will have to become vulnerable, absolutely vulnerable, totally open. It's risky, to allow someone to reach your center for you never know what that person will do to y

Of Danielle... (poem)
Of Danielle... was written the summer before last summer. It is a poem about conflict in infidelity, i'm trying to make people feel how torn one can be by both being in desperate love with somebody, and not wanting to be the "other party". Of Danielle... Chaste not caress of loving hands, and act this very day. Then bow to passions sweet demands, lest treasures slip away. Fear not betrayals you've been through, lies told to hide desire, but let this thing take hold of you, consume you like a fire. What sweeter torture could we take than to let love grow in vain? Then what sweeter love could we then make, but to consumate the pain? Some play it safe, some twist the rules, some throw up walls of stone. I'd rather be laughed at by fools, than die bitter and alone.

Of Deception And Lies
Friends? Friends. What is a friend? I used to think that a friend was a person, not related to you, that you could count on to be there for you. Someone that is respectful and courteous to your feelings. Someone that understands you, is there when you cried, shares in your happiness and, in turn, shares his/her happiness with you and cries upon your shoulder. I have even had a few friends, here and there, that I thought would show up at my hospital bed if I were sick or injured and, possibly, a few more that would come to my funeral if I died. Until recently, I had even managed to keep in touch with a few from my high school days. But over the past several months, some of my 'friends' have been drifting. Well....maybe drifting isn't the word. More like...slapping me in the face and stabbing me in the back. I've even had a couple of them rip out my heart, crush it into throbbing pulpy mass of quivering tissue, throw it on the ground under the tire of their black Dodge Durango, jump in

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Offcial Announcement
Official Announcement: The government announced today that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! You know, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

Off Color Jokes
A foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time, when finally the last lady is ready to hit the ball. She hacks it 10 feet; goes over to it, whiffs it; and then hacks it maybe another 10 feet; and then hacks it another 5 feet. She looks up at the men who are watching and says apologetically, "I guess all those Fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "Well, there you have it lady. You should have taken Golf lessons instead." Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and

Offending
ALOHA SILKIE HERE AND I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY SORRY TO EVERY ONE ON HERE. IF THERE IS ANY ONE THAT I OFFENDED THEN I AM SORRY. I DID NOT MEAN TO DO THAT. I WILL BE MORE CAREFUL IN THE NEAR FUTURE. I WANT TO ADD I AM HERE TO HAVE FUN SO I DO NOT WANT PEOPLE TO BE OFFENDED BY ME!. IF THERE ARE LC MEMBERS THAT ARE NOT MAD THEN PLEASE KEEP ON STOPPING BY BY PAGE AND RATING MY PICTURES AND TELLING ME HELLO. ONE MORE THING LET'S KEEP ON BEING FRIENDS. LOVE SILKIE

Offensive Material... I'm Ranting...do Not Read If You Are Easily Offended.
I was pondering the world in which we live, one of my many obsessions, and my thoughts turned to 'The War on Drugs'. A war which has a cost of hundreds of billions of dollars$$$, but which has no end. Then I began thinking about why anyone would wage a war like that, knowing it could not be won. It was then that I realized that the governments of the world are not against drugs at all. They are against anyone else selling them...they just want their cut! Let me explain: There are only a few drugs that the governments have a problem with, Cocaine, Marijuana, Opiates, and what I call Chemicals or Synthetic drugs. There are, however, thousands of drugs you can buy each and every day at your drugs store, food store, liquor store, etc...The governments have a hand in the pharmaseutical companies, and thus profit greatly from all the sales of these 'legal' drugs. Again, if you try to sell them without a license you will be arrested...they want their cut. So I followed the argu

Offering My Services To Fubar Members
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Offering / Short Story
All the candles in the living room are lit, white ones and deep red burgundy. Laid out on the sofa are a 6 tailed cat, the taws, Your canes, soft silk rope, clamps, soft spongy ball gag, riding crop and a bowl of ice. Tonight is special because i am going to offer You myself completely, total control of every facet of my life. A night of total trust and power exchange, showing You what i want more than anything in the world. You have told me to wear my long black velour nightgown and thigh highs and my black ankle strap heels, nothing else. And You have told me when You arrive i am to be laying on the floor face down, arms above my head, eyes covered. You come through the door, and i smell You immediately. I feel You walk around me and i feel Your eyes moving over me. You tell me to sit up and uncover my eyes. Your face is so stern i have never seen You look so intense before. My eyes lower and i hear You ask me if there is anything i would like to talk to You about. And i repl

Offers
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Offer
Heres my offer! 7 famps for the price of one famp basically, each famp will have a rock star a boomy running with each famp guarentee. We Will only be running on good bonus days to insure the best and most points for the price. Unlike most of the crap offers for far

Officer Sees 'perfect Storm' Brewing In Military's Mental Health Care System
By Allison Batdorff, Stars and Stripes Pacific edition, Friday, September 22, 2006 YOKOSUKA NAVAL BASE, Japan Gaps in care combined with the stress of combat in Iraq and Afghanistan are creating a perfect storm within the U.S. military mental health system, according to a Navy commander who spoke at Yokosuka Naval Base on Wednesday. Quick to say that his opinions are unofficial the product of his 24-year military career and not the U.S. Navy or Department of Defense Cmdr. Mark Russell gave a well-attended lecture called Broken Promises: The Unspoken Truth of Mental Health Care in the DOD during the final day of the Multinational Medical Conference. Russell, a child psychologist and director of Educational and Development Intervention Services for bases across Japan, painted a picture of unmet needs and unrecognized opportunity stemming from the global war on terrorism. We are in a crisis situation, Russell said. And it's going to get worse. We're making progress but

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Office Humor
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write " For smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with " In accordance with the prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water (with a serious face) whenever you go out to eat. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is " To Go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poe

Offical News Today
Well its offical , for all your Nascar fans. Dale jr will be driving the # 88 car. Yates is retiring it after this yr and Hendricks motor sports is picking it up. It will be the Mountain Dew ,National Guard,AMP power drink. If your intrested look at my more nascar pics to see what it will look like.

An Officers Life
You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding' He just worked an accident where people died because they were going to fast _________________________ You wonder why that cop was so mean He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a kid ____________________________________________ You work for 8 hours He works for up to 18 hours _________________________ You drink hot coffee to stay awake. The cold rain in the middle of the nite keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick. He goes into work still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He spills his as he runs code to a traffic crash with kids trapped inside __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house. He makes sure his guns is clean and fully loaded and hi

The Official Bio Of Bobby Blaze
The first time Bobby Blaze revealed his talent, his musical skills were recognized immediately. Freestyling was something he did just for fun at parties and gatherings, but those who were exposed to his lyricism and remarkable word constructions not to mention his exciting delivery, a mesmerizing blend of tempo and rhythm spoke to Bobby the catalyst for the creation of a new star. His listeners told him his talent was being wasted as long as he kept it as an among-friends thing at social events. And they were right. Now, Blaze is taking on the tough world of hip-hop and coming out on top. He's Darwin for urban music. Blaze brings his chosen genres to the next stage of musical evolution. Hip-hop, R&B, soul and gospel have a new and vital chapter in their history and there's more to be written. The real communication that goes on within music is an endless cycle between artist and listener. The listener receives the full gift of music when he devotes his full attention to it and appr

The Official "reasons Why You Should Date Me!
10 reasons why you should date me: 1. You’ll never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane again 2. When you're around me I've got the sex drive of a 16 year old boy 3. You love my dorkiness 4. I won’t swear around your family 5. I’ll grant you three wishes 6. I've never been in one of Tommy Lee's movies 7. I like porn 8. I take a shower every day 9. I'll let you beat me at pool (LET you cause if I try, you're going down) 10. I've never cried over spilt milk 11. You’re safe with me 12. I'll lick the envelope for you 13. I'll carve your initials in a tree 14. I've never read Playboy for the articles 15. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door 17. I’m a good listener. 18. I seldom pick a fight with inanimate objects. 19. As of yet, I have never overlooked the importance of regular, continuous breathing. 20. I can have it my way at Burger King. 21. I will administer chocolate whenever you feel the need. 22. Halloween is

Officalblogonblago
"I intend to answer every allegation that comes my way. However, I intend to answer them in the appropriate forum -- in a court of law. And when I do, I am absolutely certain that I will be vindicated," Rod Blagojevich, 12/19/08 He promises to fight, and calls the rest of the state a lynch mob. Today, the Governor made it clear he will not resign, and will remain in office while he faces a federal case unless impeached. He then asked us, the lynch mob, to give him the same rights as a child, to presume he is innocent. I know, from the selfish view of a child, it is smart of him to remain in power even though it hurts the state. He could use the office of governor in someway, whatever. But, how the hell am I part of a lynch mob? Is it a smart thing to turn on the people of IL when you're facing impeachment?

Officers
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Officer Harrassment And Civilright Violations
On Saturday Oct 7th at 11:00pm to 1:30ish on stand off with 15 offericers carrying M-16s and police dogs. The Situation begins while I was sleeping I woke uo to police surrounding my aunt and uncle that I help take care of as both are very sick and uncle is not looking to last much longer. Anyway my uncle shot three round from a pilot gun into the side of sheild to scare stupid as cats of the property because we own wolfs. Anyways this drug dealer setting down at the end of our drive thought some how 30 rounds of shout guns went off at her which was not the case. This lady called and stated we had high power guns which we aren't even carrying. Next thing I hear is offers surrounding our house and using blow horn for my uncle and myself to come out with hand up. Get this my uncle was little over 200lbs just about a year ago and now weighs less tahn 135 lbs. He was sick on the toilet and can barely move around because of having a broken back a while back. I had to help in out of the ho

Official
Hello cowgirl in the sand Is this place at your command Can I stay here for a while Can I see your sweet sweet smile Old enough now to change your name When so many love you is it the same? It's the woman in you that makes you want to play this game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2griwId2CY

Officialappreview.com
The Android Market is loaded with new apps. In fact, more programs are released every day. The Apple Store requires approval for all applications for the iPhone, but Android users can download them soon after they have been completed by programmers. This distinction affects both the availability of apps and the user experience for cell phone consumers. With such quick access to new applications, Android users can select between an avalanches of new titles that come out very every day. Free or Paid? Some Android apps are available free. To make use of others, you may be necessary to pay a download fee. There are also apps that need subscriptions. Before choosing an application, it is important to set a budget & pick how much you are willing to spend. Free applications often have similar features to paid ones, so don't presume that the costliest apps are always the best. Fortunately, the Android Market interface lets you browse between user ratings & reviews. This will help you figur

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Gig review. Toots and the Maytals. Carling Academy Liverpool. 25 July. 2007 “Toots”is a rare breed. A true living legend. One of the greatest innovators of reggae….. so much so that "Do the Reggay," a 1968 single by Toots and the Maytals, is credited with giving the genre its name. His songs have been covered by (amongst others) other heroes of mine, Clash and the Specials. …and here he was, as I live and breath (in my first smokeless gig) In Liverpool! I go to the gig in charming company..friends old and new. Good start. A few bevies in the the Head of steam bar and in we go. More good news, the venue is already more than half full for the excellent support band, local upcoming Ska-cers (Scousers/Ska-cers) The STOPOUTS. Full of energy mixing a little punk in with the bouncing basslines, The Stopouts put on a brilliant show, pleasing the army of young fans and hopefully gaining a new fanbase from the delightful mix of ages and genres. They do a swift 30 minute set full

Offline
To all my friends, I’m writing this to let everyone know that after September 20th, I will be Offline and homeless. I don’t know how long it will be before I’m back online, but I will periodically be checking my email and when I am back, I’m sure you will ALL know it! (Lol) Thank you all for being my friend and for some, a great source of support for me. I shall miss you and be thinking about you. For those who may not know, here’s what has happened in a nut shell, My husband left me and moved in with another woman, he left me no money, no food and no transportation, he was gracious enough though, to leave me with an eviction. Things all happen for a reason and this is no different, who knows, it may be a blessing in disguise! I’ll see and talk to you when I return. Lovingly Your Friend Angel

Off Line For A Few Months
Hey all just to say that sorry I haven't been on in a few days but internet has been switched off at home so using a friends comp at min only on to say that due to finacial problems I will most likely be away for a few months. I hope that I can get sorted and be back on in the new year. Love to you all and sorry mum love and miss you loads xxxxxxxx

Off Line
Just want everyone to know i am going to be off line for a while someone had broken in to my apartpemt when i was at work and stole my computer and everything...going to take me a lil while to get things back together and i will be moving here soon i hope take care and laters.... Satondra

Offline
Sorry everyone about not being able to get to you all for so long... we are offline at the moment and do not know when we will be able to get internet back... money has been tight since i lost my job back last june from a place that was making us the money... i am getting ready to go sell cell phones for a company this wednesday and hopefully we will be able to get things paid off and get ourselves back up and running soon... miss everyone!!!!

Off Line
going offline as of the 1st week in dec. not sure how long it will be before i can afford to have internet again.. anyone that wants to keep in touch with me can call me, will always have cell phone, 207-659-0062... will miss talking with everyone, love my fu friends...have met some great people, love you all...beth

Offline
Just wanted to say that I am not likely to be online here much for a while. Been sick off and on for a long time and doesn't look like I'll be getting better for a long time either. So, love all of you and hope things are going GREAT! take care. xoxoxo, skl

Off My Chest
why is it when i call myself fat..ppl are quick to say Oh you're not fat ur beautiful... um pretty sure fat chics can be fat AND beautiful.. and fat men can be fat and good looking... stop making me feel as tho just because im fat that im NOT beautiful... god knows i have enough self esteem issues as it is... so the next time a chic or a guy says im fat dont make em feel that just because they are fat that they arent beautiful..gorgeous...sexy.. good looking...handsome etc... many ppl skinny fat tall short have enough self esteem issues as it it. and if you base someone's looks soley on their weight then i feel sorry for you... never judge a book by the cover when you dont know the story inside..that is all. I sit here and help ppl in sb on a constant daily basis that are lower levels and give them tips on how to do things...i watch ppl wanting likes n rates all day long...asking hit my rs bang my rang etc...but do u stop and think that the ppl that are helping YOU level up need YOUR h

Off Of Myspace
Well, this is my first time writting on this site so bare with me. I got kicked off my old myspace page because I met a girl on there and her parents did not like me. So they complained to myspace and I can not log in anymore. Isn't that funny. When will the world grow up and stop messing with other peoples business? Take my friend Belladonna, her pictures are beuatiful and not pornagraphic but they keep taking them off. What a fucked up world we live in. There is a war going on, and people are more worried about there kids on myspace than the kids fighting a non just war. Get a fucking backbone people.

Off On Holiday
Im off on holiday in a few hours to Cumbria for a week..no internet..how am i gonna manage..lol It'll be great,i havent been on holiday for quite a long time so the break will do me n the family the world of good.Il miss all the friends ive made on here,im on for a little while but if i dont get to talk to u then il see you in a week..ttys bye *hugs*

Off & On Today
Well will be off and on today. My little girl has been sick. She was running a temp this morning and still is. I took her to the doctors today and she has tonsilitis and the begining of bronchitis. She is on anti-botics. Which is good I guess. But I will be off and on. Hope everyone has a good weekend!

Offshoots.
An Unfinished Description of Pain How does one feel pain? Of longing, of emptiness, of realization and then of acceptance? It is the pain of tears damming in your eyes, waiting to burst open and a dry sob rising to the throat then stifled. It is the mournful gaze, the pensive sighs, the tentative touch, the gasp in between breaths,trying to drown one's soul in the sea of sadness. It is the pregnant pause between the lines of a poem and the fading melody of a sad song, the end of a phone call and the slamming of the door. It is the end of a conversation, the receding shoreline from a departing ship, the lingering perfumed shirt of a lost love one, the echo of a memory and the shadow of a farewell embrace. It is the implacable sadness, the bitter aftertaste of a goodbye. Ah but pain is a quicksand of sorrow. But that pain and joy of knowing that one has fully loved will forever be written in the forgotten sonnets of passion, in folly and in the memory of a one

Offspring!!!!!!
Ok... Most of you know I have children! I need some honest up front opinions... I am a big girl I can take it! I took my 11 year old son to school today as I normally do. Coty is a sweet kid...but reactive immediately to any type of distraction. This is the last day of school for the school year...phew and he passed! Today, at around 8:30 am, I get a call from the school secretarty telling me I need to come to the school to pick up my child. She said he had "stabbed" another student in the leg with a pencil. SO,,,, I am flying like a bat out of hell to the school about 10 miles away...wondering what on earth has happened...whats going on..OMG!!!!! I was in a state of mind I have never been in before. I walk in to the building, there sets Coty and the other child and a pissed off mother...(lawyer, I might add). And I and my son go into the office. My Child has had problems all year with this boy, we have reported him more times than I can count. I asked the principal why they were n

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Off The Wall Laws ....
Wacky and wild laws of my home state... lol Idaho • Boise: Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back. • Coeur d' Alene: If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car. • Idaho Falls, Idaho: If you're 88 years of age or older, it's illegal for you to ride your motorcycle. • Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. • If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car. • Idaho and other states allow members of the Native American church to use the hallucinogenic plant peyote in religious services. • Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. • In Idaho walking along t

Off The Top
Its about time the Congress did the right thing and killed for a second time that bill on imagration. I have no problem with people comeing to live in the USA leagally. You shouldnt get rewarded for breaking the law and thats what this bill would have done. Mexico needs to stop trying to dump there unwanted people off on us. All i wish to say about the killing is my condolences to everyone hurt by this act of violence. These acts are unacceptable the time is now to dig past the usual reasons most give and get to the heart of what causes someone to snap like this. I just saw what had to be the most discusting act i have seen in quite a while. A 91 year old man was beaten badly by some young punk trying to take his car. That is bad enough but what really got to me was 5 or 6 people WATCHED IT HAPPEN AND DID NOTHING. Have people quit caring so much that they can watch someone get beat and sleep at night. This poor man fought in WW1. He deserves nothing but respect from everyone

Off To Sonoma County
I leave today for 3 months in Sonoma County. For the first time since 2001, the Charles M. Schulz Sonoma County Airport, will have commercial traffic. I get to go there and setup security, and train local people to run it. This is what I do, and why I am only at home 2 months a year. I can't wait for 3 months in wine country. Granted their Pinot Noir is not as fine as Oregon's, but I wont tell them that ;) http://www.sonomacountyairport.org/ This should be a fun trip, a different fun, than 4 months in Las Vegas hehe.

Off The Subject
I had my nephews Stay at my house over the Labor day week end and I was trying to give them my wisdom....................................... Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see I told the boys as I pointed to a female guest at our party. Beautiful, isn't it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more

Off The Wall Shit
There are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: 'Smurf Sex' This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: 'Kitchen Sex' This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: 'Bedroom Sex' This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your Sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: 'Hallway Sex' This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.' The 5th kind of sex is called: 'Religious Sex' Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called: 'Courtroom Sex' This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court a

Off To Vegas!
Well guess what my friends and family? Princess has had some good luck! I recently died and was brought back to life in the beginning of december and am now living with a Di fribilator. Now I have one an all expense paid trip for to to vegas! I stay at the palms for 3 nights, I get 1000 spending cash, 300 dollar food allowance, and a chance 2 win 20k in a poker tournament. odds are 1-25! Its great! Me and my boyfriend are going and have a great time! Please stop by and let me no what we should do there. xoxoxoxox See all when i GET HOME

Off The Record
off the record there's somethin i need to say to you this ain't easy but it's what my heart has to do cause i can't let you go untill i let you know that off the record im still in love with you By Aaron Watson gud song but sad

2009 Off With A Bang
Well good news is my car is ready.. It was the fuel pump. With towing parts,labor,oil change and coolant flush the grand total is 917.45.. wtf??? Happy Fucking New Year to me.. That was going to be my vacation monies to go to Vegas with Monica and Ms. Heather. end rant :/ Just venting.... My fucking car wouldn't start after work. I had to find a ride home and leave my car there. It seems it might be the alternator, I dunno thou cause I'm not a mechanic. Oh and it was freezing cold too. One of the supervisors was so kind to bring me clear out to my house when he commutes to work an hour and half and now he won't be home til 11 or so...and he was out late already. I am usually the one locking up the building but thankfully he was out late helping a tech get unstuck in the fucking snow. Thank you for reading my rant. The End

Oficial
Well it is Official, This member of the War Hoast is once again proweling about. Unincombered by any relationship. It wasn't my Idea, but it is my life, and I will live it even if I no longer have a single thing to loose. heh heh heh that just means I have more to gain.

Of Interest...
The porno of ChristmasBaby's life will be called ... "Victory on Mount Venus" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at QuizUniverse.com Adversity is the trial of principle. Without it, a man hardly knows whether he is honest or not. - -- Henry Fielding "Senator John McCain is denying rumors flying around Washington that he recently went out drinking with Hillary Clinton. McCain's exact quote was, 'Five years with the Vietcong was enough'." --Conan O'Brien

Of Love, Hate, And Whatnot
*sorry for some typo errors I have a friend who told me that virginity is just a mind-set. It may have sounded funny, but come to think of it, you can agree with him. That is if you’re unconventional and not living the typical Catholic-Filipino way. But virginity is not a question of religious beliefs. It is how you test your physical compatibility with the opposite sex. And I am speaking as a normal human being and not as a Filipino. Me and some of my friends will make fun of the word ‘virginity’ by saying ‘Tell me who’s still a virgin nowadays?’ Then I asked it again to myself, ‘yeah, who is still a virgin nowadays’? Does virginity remains only as a fiction of our human minds? If a woman have sex for the very first time, she becomes really attached to the person she did it with, if they break up, she will have a really hard time coping up with it, and say ‘how can he do this to me, I gave him everything, even myself’. But if a man loses his virginity, it

Of Myth And Madness....
I feel like I'm about to jump out of my skin- like I should be somewhere else doing something else- out of this job, out of this town. My senses are buzzing and I feel something must be done. Before I begin breaking things. I get the sense I should be running the show, that I should be part of something bigger either of my own creation or as part of a collaberation. All I know is that all my life, I have been shackled by my insecurities about what people think about my weight and my odd personality, and now I am ready to say fuck them all and go for it. I will start with the image, show people how beautiful I truly am, then cultivate from there. Yeah, some may be saying, "Aren't you a little old for such foolishness? Isn't it a little too late?" My response to both: Fuck you! It's never too late if your will is strong and your passion is great. Age is relative- you're as old as you feel and I feel half of my true age. Matter of fact, I feel bloody well

Of Paz And Saphire And Other Sisters
i hear you calling my name, i feel you reaching for me, i know the pain, but try as i might, i cant get to you today. someone is between us and wont let me through, and the wall is toohigh to climb over. i need you as much as you need me, and i cant tell you. i sense you near but i cant touch you. i feel confusion, panic and pain, youre wondering why im not there. but baby, i am, i just cant get to you. i have never left your side, not since one magical night. its not me staying away, but someone who wants me to stay away from you. i know you are tired, and that you hurtm and i want to share your pain, if only i could get through. do not fear, my love, for i am always here. i have not abandoned you, for my love is true and eternal.

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Of Thee Revelations Body In Toll
Entry for April 24, 2006 I decided to be nice in here today and say something pleasant.......................................................well after sitting here for two hours the best I could come up with was.............................................DAMN I lost it!!!! HAHAHA had you going didnt I??? As all you know this lil piece of the world is reserved for quiet reflections of of chaos and madiness another day in life of arent you glad this life isnt yours. OK OK OK OK ...............I will let up just this once.............I did surivive a MONDAY!!! LQQK above I have the pic to prove it and as far as the pulse ummm well that is reserved for a trained professional to make sure I have one of those. Weekend Highlights: Mad dash to get drop off the lil ones, rode the tilt a whirl on Saturday (ask I might tell ya later). Met some interesting people later Saturday evening. Sunday a relaxing day settled in . All jokes aside today was a GREAT day. I KNOW I KNO

Of The Dark....
dark eyes illuminated by the nights moon look out upon the city.. seeming dead in its midnight hour red silk blows against black leather as alabaster skin radiates... her hunger calls from within and soon... she will appease it. such has it been for an eternity.. her un-life.. her curse. her fate to walk alone immortal within a dying race. her soul..old when the ancients were young... cries out for substance. her hunger growing as the night deepens... and there within the darkened streets will she find her prey.. those foolish with their mortality.. unrestraint in their passions. those who feed upon the decadent pleasures.. high will be their blood with lust when she feeds upon their soul. she now but waits.. for deep midnight to come... for passions to soar.. pleasures to wake... for then is the time.. her hunger she’ll appease. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Candyce~

Of The Unbelonging
I am the Unbelonging A vessel of homeless spirit And where do I live? Under the tracks In a cardboard box that is falling apart In the empty spaces where a spirit should be Amoung the odd damaged ones That the Belonging will not see......

Of The First
Hello all to whom are reading this. This is more of a tester, to see how everything runs. I should have some more pics up in a day or two. So not really much to look at. And neither is that pic. I look like I have a cat growin' out my armpit lol.

Ogah Events - Join Up For The Fun!
Hey everyone. I'm one of the event staff for the Orgy After Hours lounge (OGAH for short). We have a game/event every night at 10:30pm. Stop by, cam up, and participate if you'd like to join in on the fun! Prizes will be awarded to the winner!!!Saturday's Event is: Pantie Twister!!! In round 1, cammers will be asked to make underwear out of household goods. Spoons, knives, paper towels, rubber bands, as long as it's household goods made into underwear, it works. Cammers will model their undies and the lounge will vote on which one they like best. Round two, the cammers will be asked to make underwear out of FOOD! Yes! FOOD! I prefer bacon boxers or something, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

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Ogling Olga...
I'm setting up an adult blog, just for the fun of it. I'm thinking of dumping some hard-to-find nude pixs of exotic asians... from thailand...whatever...it is not up yet...stay tune...i'll give the url when it is ready...chow Merry Christmas Everyone! Wish yer all a Happy New Year! 2009! welcome baby...! i'm ready for yer!

Ogunquit
Had a last-minute get away to Ogunquit on the Maine Seacoast. We stayed at the most bizarre little inn right on Beach Street in a room overlooking the estuary. Though the view from our window was quite to my liking, the accommodations were a bit offbeat. When I booked the room I was told it had it's own private bathroom--but it was just across the hall, not in the room. So I was prepared for that. We checked in--filling out our name, address and credit card information on a lined index card, and were given the keys from room 8. We climbed the stairs and find ouselves looking at 3 old fahioned oak panneled doors--all emblazoned with a brass numeral eight. Behind the first door we opened we found a tiny little closet just big enough to house a toilet. The next door opened into yet another closet that housed nothing but a shower stall. By process of elimination, the remaining door led to our room. The panneled cottage-style room was not big enough to change your mind in. Upo

Oh8
So here I am sittin here listenin to songs and reading comments abou the recent voters on the MuMM lol ...also im votin on MuMM's ...anywayz besides the point I am at today... its been quite the day already...my parents are not impressed with my atm...but they shall get over that pretty quick I've decided that I am going to be moving outa the little crap ass of a town I am in lol...and moving to a slightly ;) bigger city than this..haha not even a city but whaaatever...gonna live with my sister for the first little while then ima get a place with my friend and boyfriend :D and then yeah it'll be raaadtastic ;) then in the end of the year what I am mainly excited for is saving up for the Vegas oh8 trip with my best-friends and boyfriend and their boyfriends and what not :D it'll be hella aweesome I definitely cannot wait for that..also two of my friends are having babies, due dates the same day :-O how randomly wicked is that...anywayz July is gonna be one awesome month..also I fu

Oh
I have been freaking out for months now about my wedding. I confided in a close friend and tried to chalk it up to cold feet but now I am so stressed about it it's ruining my life. I can't eat, hardly sleep, I wake up with horrible anxiety that lasts all day. I feel like I wanted to get married for all the wrong reasons. I was jealous because everyone around me was either getting married or having a baby, and here I was, with this guy for 7 years and he never even mentioned marriage. I don't mean to sound conceited but I am amazing. We are very different though. I have pink hair, piercings and tattoos and he hates them all, he just tolerates them. Every time I as something new it's such a fight and I feel like I am oppressing who I really am to make him happy. When he says he loves me it seems like routine, a kiss goodbye and I love you. I haven't felt in love with him for months now. And our sex life may as well be non existent. It's so bad I'm looking at other men and feel myself be

Ohai! [miscellaneous Mutterings For Mel's Minions]
:) the thing i thank Daddy for the most, is teaching me what a real man is-- and isn't. it's probably the main reason i've remained so picky in my choice of mates, and have not chosen to marry yet.

Oh Baby!
Her name was rose,She'd Been in The same chair everyday for the past 6 months,To see her husband, I think his name was henry.She Always was up there everyday to visit her husband for 10 min every hour,for 8 hours a day. She was so happy.I wasnt.For the week That we shared a FAMILY ROOM,I wasnt happy at all,As I sat there 7.5 months pregnant,Knowing that I was losing my dad, I wasnt happy. Let's back track a bit,A week BEFORE,I was on my dad's computer,He was leaving for work,He came up to me said good bye,Said goodbye To my "belly" Kissed my Daughter jolee on the head and said..My sweet baby I love you,She was sleeping on the couch.He Said ,Well Tell your mother I'll see her tomorrow. I said ok Dad He said Bye!I wish now that I would have asked him to run uptown and get me something just so I could have seen him 1 more time.The next time I saw him He was strapped to a bed Being hauled into the hospital,I collapsed.That was my daddy.The doctors said He wasnt responding.That h

Oh Baby
Would you makeout with me? [ ]Heck Yea [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ]Maybe [ ]already have ;) Would you sleep with me? [ ]In an instant! [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ]Maybe Am I attractive? [ ]F*** no [ ]Hot as hell [ ]Fine [ ]Cute [ ]Okay [ ]Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ] i dk Are you a virgin? [ ]yes [ ]no [ ] wont tell I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] a wife/husband [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf/gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A stud If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ]maybe [ ] no cause im shy Would you rather.. ?? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me [ ] Have sex [ ] OTHER (give details)____________________ [ ] give me your number if so _________________ On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ]1 [ ]2 [ ]3 [ ]4 [ ]5 [ ]6 [ ]7 [ ]8 [ ]9 [ ]10 What would you want me to be

Oh Baby!
Went to the doctor, and although we weren't able to get an ultrasound, I did hear its heartbeat through the machine thingie. Doctor says it sounds healthy =) Can't wait till we can find out the sex. AHH I saw its little face! It was soo cute for a squirrel looking thing. 10 weeks and counting! 3 more weeks till we can tell the sex. We went to our second apointment, and they found the heartbeat. YAY! Good things, good times. We both have a really good feeling about this one. It's right where it should be, and making me sick as hell! A small price to pay for such a wonderful gift. Both Daddy and I are very excited and can't wait! We have two ultrasound pictures of him/her already and are getting a third on the 15th. Cheers and hope you all are in good spirits as well. -Kendra P.s I uploaded one of the two ultrasound pics in the "Baby" Album. Second will follow in a few days.

Oh Blah!!
It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? POCKET 2. Your significant other? WHO? 3. Your hair? BROWN 4. Your mother? GONE 5. Your father? DAVE 6. Your favorite thing? HAPPINESS 7. Your dream last night? NEKKED 8. Your favorite drink? JACK 9. Your dream/goal? HAPPINESS 10. The room you're in? WORK 11. Music? LOUD 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? ELSEWHERE 14. Where were you last night? WORK 15. What you're not? TALL 16. Muffins? MMMMM 17. One of your wish list items? TRAVEL 18. Where you grew up? CALIFORNIA 19. The last thing you did? ATE 20. What are you wearing? CLOTHES 21. TV? BASEBALL 22. Your pets? NONE 23. Your computer? CRAPPY 24. Your life? BORING 25. Your mood? BLEH 26. Missing someone? OTTER 27. Favorite Store? TARGET? 30. Your summer? TORNADOES 31. Like someone? MAYBE 32. Your favorite color? RED 33. When is the last time you laughed? EARLIER 34. Last time you

Oh Boy!!
I'm gonna be brave and open up my NSFW pics to people on my friends list for a few days. i know alot of people don't care to see that stuff and I respect that. But I an curious as to what type of responses if any I get. So...here I go!!!

Oh Boy
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. my ten: 1~ Addicted to trading spaces 2~ I read a novel a day 3~ I have been in 16 car accidents 4~ I never sleep 5~ I was a nurse before joining the army 6~ I love spending hours driving around looking for kids who think they are cool to race 7~ I am on meds for severe depression 8~ I am obsessed with having a project to do, cannot sit still 9~ I have been the same height since 5th grade 10~ I am terrified of heights (10' off the ground and i pass out) I am going to tag: Splat7 Superman Doc Yeahmon outlawdreamer

Oh Boy
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Oh Canada !
This is especially nice to see as we are approaching Canada Day on July 1st. British newspaper salutes Canada . . . this is a good read. It is funny how it took someone in England to put it into words... Salute to a brave and modest nation - Kevin Myers, 'The Sunday Telegraph' LONDON : Until the deaths of Canadian soldiers killed in Afghanistan , probably almost no one outside their home country had been aware that Canadian troops are deployed in the region. And as always, Canada will bury its dead, just as the rest of the world, as always will forget its sacrifice, just as it always forgets nearly everything Canada ever does.. It seems that Canada 's historic mission is to come to the selfless aid both of its friends and of complete strangers, and then, once the crisis is over, to be well and truly ignored. Canada is the perpetual wallflower that stands on the edge of the hall, waiting for someone to come and ask her for a dance. A fire breaks out, she risks life and limb to resc

"oh Chico..."
The big dog awoke that afternoon in December to the unmistakable sound of a car coming down the road. It wasn't just any car, no, this was "the nice lady's" car, the woman that had welcomed him in as a stray and had taken such good care of him since he showed up on her doorstep almost a year ago. He let his mind wander to the day he discovered this Heaven on earth. "How had he missed it?" After all, he was born just a ways up the road. But there, his owners were mean and dirty and paid no real attention to him. One day he got up, and just decided to go find himself a better place to live. As he walked in front of this house, he felt an overwhelming sense of love and friendliness. "This is my new home", he remembered thinking, "a place to feel loved and wanted". He was a black labrador retriever, larger than most, but even he needed to feel like someone, anyone, cared about him. This woman gave him food and water every day, but most importantly, she gave him plenty of big hugs and a mil

Oh Come On
if you would like to be in my auction that starts tomorrow and will run for 5 days, if you are interested please send me a private message, their will be a 50K entry fee in fubucks you will need to send me to enter, but you will be garaunteed to make way more than that back in return, minimum opening bid will be starting at 100k..... here is a list of things you can offer, or you may offer other things of your choice ty please contact me asap if intrested and send a link to the pic u wanna use in your private message plz CONTEST STARTED THANX EVERYONE WHO ENTERED if you would like a VIP, let me know and i'll rip the pic you choose from your profile, im doing a contest for most popular, its pretty simple, comments will be worth 1 point, and ratings with be worth 5 points, anyone is welcome to enter, the contest will last just one week so people can get on with their lives in a timely manner lol.... 1st place will recieve a one month VIP and a blast, second place will recieve a blast

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Oh Daddy, Daddy
I just can't see, why you hate me, and I don't know how you can live with your self. All the liqure and greed, why can't you see, there's so much more to life? Oh it's hard to love you , but I do it any way. And It's hard to save you but I try, oh I try, but who can save me from you? All the hating and fights, oh it's just not right. Arn't we a family? So were's the love? Were's my family? It's hard to love you but I do it any way, and its hard to save you but I try, oh I try. But who can save me from you? Charlotte Ann McFArland Copyright ©2007 Charlotte Ann McFArland Oh daddy daddy all the pain that you've caused,you leave no scar nor no bruise, just a broken heart. Why can't you see all I want is your love? So don't push me away, I'm here to stay. Please don't break my heart. Oh daddy daddy my arms ache for you, so come give me a hug, wrap me in your love, all I want is to belong and all I need i

Oh, Damn!!! Look What Happened
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Oh Damn!
Ok,so i brought this fish home from my friends house last night. It had been living in it's own happy little world for about 3 weeks in a beta tank(beta died)or maybe it was longer.Anyway,I bring the poor thing in the house with me and dump his happy ass in the tank.Here is where is all goes so wrong. 1. I didn't really think about it's size compared to my Oscars.2.I turned the light on when I dumped him in the tank.next thing I know that poor fish is in the smaller of the two Oscars mouth. I am thinking to myself at this point "holy shit! what am I going to do?" She spit him out. I am thinking "ok,this i a good thing,she didn't like the taste of him". He took off and found somewhere to hide.Apparently,he didn't hide well enough.I gotta get the rest of him out of the tank.Not sure if I should feel bad or not,ok,I do,but this is all my friends fault dammit! She could have kept him. That's right I am putting the blame on her! :)

Oh For The Love Of Blogging!!!
Well, here we go ... I have to leave the net and in a week my CT account may well be deleted. I have too many responsibilities with family that need to be attended to. So Tappers ... Im off the cyber world all together pretty soon until I cn let others I have known here and other places. I have been online for many many many years. It is time for me to move on. Celtic Lita Ford Out For Blood I post the following Blog and ask you to look at the new pic I made as a personal reminder of my near-death accident July 19, 2004. It was 12:15pm below Charleston, WV on a sunny Monday summer day. My right steer tire blewout when something in the road broke two holes into the sidewall of the tire. I was doing 60 MPH in a 65 MPH zone going into a gentle curve to the left and the tire blewout, I experience an immediate rollover, my truck was demolished beyond recognition, the top of the truck sheered off, the tank flipped over, my rig went about 100 feet off the road, I remember only dust and

Oh Fuck
so what.... this is that that my mind so usually supplies so what face down thoughts up? what does this make me often face down serve me up show me what is thought make me what i can't what i ought you think this spells fear this spells what i dare this small thing is my desire wrong i think past your need for me i wonder where and what and this and that what is it you think is this me just the sad thing you perceive ass up face down the smile i bare more than a reflection of your own face down i breathe dirt face up you be the filth i think i breathe i be uncomfortable think maybe it's worse for me?

Oh God
For my friends who know me well they already know that I have a rare disease that eats away at me daily some days more than others and by nature I don't complain I can take alot of pain I'm good like that recently after visting a group home that uses electic shock to cure(there is no cure idiots)children like my son no its not electric shock like we think of its a braclet that sends a small volt everytime the child makes a life skills mistake and hey if some parents belive that works thats there porogotive(spelling I know refer to first blog)but I have accecpted and LOVE my son for who and what he is I worry about him sure he has a innocence and unalertness I guess is a good word for it. hes really sweet and misunderstood also tends to set his attion one way and can't be swayed to think of anything till he finished what he starts ANYWAYS I'm rambling I'll get to my point witch is I want him to grow and learn but still be himself as quircky and sweet as he is. My biggest fear is I'll

Oh God
A little boy was going through a very bad time with his anger. He would get very angry at the least thing,throw a tantrum and behave very badly. Once during one of his episodes his father took him outside gave him a hammer and a nail and told him,every time you get angryI am going to bring you here and you will pound a nail into this tree. This went on for a couple of weeks and graually the boy learned that if he got angry he would have to work hard at pounding that nail in. The line had grown and there were a lot of nails in a row,but gradually the growth of the line slowed down as he learned to control his anger. Finally they had a whole week with no tantrums. His father took him outside and they looked at the nails together. Now he said to the boy now you can see your anger and together we will pull out these nails. After they had pulled the nails out he asked the boy what he could see.The little boy said nothing Father my anger has gone. His said look closer son,now what do you see

Oh God! Why Me ?
Oh god why me ? Staring at my bleeding wrists. I wonder why I deserved to be given this curse. I want to live , I want to breathe, I want to be loved. Oh god why me? The arms that used to save me, now torment me. I need the feeling again, just to feel. I hate the blackened loneliness that I feel. I Want someone just to understand . Oh god why me? It seems like I am everyone else's strength. Why do I feel so weak? I used to love life ,now ,I have to fight to live . Oh god why me ? I want to run in the field of lilies, sip on lemonade on the porch swing. Why do I end up being left alone over and over again ? It just doesn't seem fair! Oh god why me ? Take me home to your paradise, let me feel loved that way . Then I won't have to say. Oh god why me ? Sapphire Jewel aka Valarie A Laboy © 2006

Oh God, Not Another Blog!
One of the most influential figures in my life died this weekend, and yet, in a way, I can't be sad. Not because he disappointed me or became a hypocrite in his later years. Not because he ever softened his edge or repented for his youthful extravagances. Not because he switched parties, recanted his comments on Viet Nam, joined the Baptists or shaved his head and hosted possibly the single lamest game show ever produced. George was guilty of none of these, and what he may or may not be guilty of, I can hardly fault him for it. I am not sad, because just thinking about the man fills me with too much joy. How can I cry with "Shit-piss-fuck-cunt-cocksucker-motherfucker and tits" running through my head? How can I frown when I can still hear his voice saying, "Tippy, did you fart? Look at him, he knows he farted. I seen his ass open up"? How can I honestly mourn, with memories of Al Sleet, the hippy-dippy weather man, or Wonderful WINO Radio still vibrating the plaster off the walls of my

Oh Happy Day!!!
ok so yeah i have finally taken the next step in getting a college ed. oooooohhhh i am soooo excited....the books should be here anytime;) Ok so it is a new year here is a recap on the old... I got married on October27th of last year and am now due with a baby in May. We are going to be moving again permanently hopefully this summer ;) well that is all for now stay tuned OK everyone I have great news!!! On Oct.27 2007 I will be getting married. I am soo excited. And what is more ..we just found out we are pregnant!! This will be baby number two. I can't wait I am sooo happy ;)

Oh Hell Naw!!!!!!!!!!!
I am not a bitch, unless provoked! I shouldn't have to deal with all the childish bullshit that you always subject others to. Why don't you just grow up. You say you are grown, yet you act like a dumb ass. Why do you still rebel all the time. Act your age. Stop being promiscuous. stop playing games. Stop stealing and stop lying to the people that you say are your best friends. You ask all the time why i am acting different... its called growing up. its called taking responsibility. its called thinking before i act... MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME!!! I thought that it was cool that the new Elmo was coming out and seeing as my daughter loves elmo, i thought that I would buy her one. Well when i finally got around to going to get one, Walmart is sold out. Keep in mind that they were $25.96 here when they came out. Well , i went online to Walmart.com and they are $40. and they are also sold out. So i go on ebay and they are even more expensive there. So now i feel like a dumbass because

Oh Hell...
i have no idea how to do the searches, so this is for anyone lookin for me, cause i cant explain it to them this is one of my favorite poems, and i hope you like it too... I could not love thee dear, so much, Loved I not honor more. Tell me not, sweet, I am unkind, that from my nunnery, Of they chaste breast and quiet mind. To war and arms I fly. True, a new mistress now I chase. The first foe in the field. And with a stronger embrace. A sword, a horse, a shield. Yet this inconstancy is such, As thou too shalt adore. I could not love thee dear, so much, Loved I not honor more. ok, here goes, you ever seen these people with like "bootylicious" or whatever as their on-line name, tryin to find love? who is gonna take that seriously? really, or like "sexy lil nympho" what you're tryin to find, is a lay, not romance. besides, that shit is like beyond conceited. thank you very much.

Oh Heart Of Mine
I wish that you could feel My arms about you tight, Holding you up close All thru out the night. To know that I am there And never away far, That I will remain Where ever that you are. That you could press back Into my warm embrace, And feel my soft touch Warm against your face. Or you could shift your hips And press against me tight, To feel my body's heat And my lips kissing you light. I wish that you could hear My softly whispered song, To lull you into sleep For it's here that we belong. That you could hear me say All you need to hear, As I tell you of my love Whispered soft against your ear. And you could feel my breath Warm against your skin, As I let my presence beg you To let this true love in. I wish that I could hold you And whisper long into your night, Never would you wonder then As I held you to me tight... If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hope

Oh Hell Yeah.........
Oh Hell Yeah One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight,for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my son stepped for

Oh Hell Now What???
NOTE: IF YOU HAVE NOT READ MY BLOG "THIS IS WHAT A NASTY WHORE LOOKS LIKE" THEN PLEASE DO SO NOW BEFORE READING ANY FURTHER. So i made it home safetly to florida but now a new problem has surfaced.....i have nowhere to stay....i ended up sleeping outside last night cuz no one could take me in for the night.....damn the more i try to get my life back on track the more bullshit i deal with.....unfortunately there are no shelters in the county i live in....so at this point i have no idea what the hell imma do....i cant keep sleeping outside cuz im eventually going to get arrested and thrown in jail for vagrancy....im running really low on money and soon i wont be able to feed myself....i just seem to walk out of one bad situation and into an even worse one.....Fuck fuck fuck......what to do?!

Oh Hell!!! Its Just My Thoughts!!!!!
HAVING A BIG HEART AND NOT A BIG EGO..GOES A LONG WAY HEARTS CAN BE MENDED EGO'S STAY BROKEN FOREVER... DO NOT HESITATE TO TELL THE ONES YOU LOVE I LOVE YOU EVERYDAY LIFE IS SHORT AND IT FLYS BY WAYYYYYY TO QUICK...... BELIVING IN SOMETHING TO ME MEANS YOU MUST FIRST BELIVE IN YOUSELF SO START TRUSTING THOSE WHO BELIVE IN YOU YOURSELF..... WHEN YOUR SINGLE IT DOESNT MEAN YOUR ALONE IT JUST MEANS YOU HAVENT FOUND THE ONE WHO MAKES YOUR HEART SKIP A BEAT..... AND WHEN YOU DO TELL THAT PERSON EVERYDAY THAT THEY ARE YOURE WORLD AND HEART CAUSE WE ONLY GET ONE CHANCE AT THIS IN LIFE......... PEOPLE SAY BEING A HOPELESS ROMANTIC IS WELL JUST HOPELESS..(H

Oh Hell Yeah
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Oh, He's Got Jokes Now!
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework And three, one day y

Oh Hey!
Dear Diary - I'm going to start blogging on here. Not that anyone will read it, or understand what I'm talking about. If you don't know me, I'm really random. I don't take anything seriously on here, just hanging out for shits and gigs, so to speak. I have a few close friends on here, and several acquaintances. I'll chat about anything, but love music, politics, sports, lifting, and laughing... I like laughing a lot. If you can make me laugh and keep up with my backhanded offbeat sense of humor, we will get along just fine. I also am not here to marry, date, fall in love, be yo' baby daddy, bling sugar daddy, etc... So if you have those unreasonable expectations for me, you should leave now. Ohh look, there's a squirrel outside! Nah, just doing the whole passive aggressive fu begging subculture thing. But yeah. Life is good. Buy me bling. Not really.

Ohhh, Blogs!
Howdy friends, I have posted a handful of pics of the new swimming pool. Anyone who wants to drop by and say hi is more than welcome! Guy Your Famous Last Words Will Be: "Nice doggy." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Ohhhh Boy
Well today is the day of my surgery. It has finally set in that my babies will be gone forever!!!! I know that they are in a much better place than this terrible inconsiderate world but I wish they here with me. Even though we never met and I've seen them twice through the ultrasound I still love them with all my heart they are and will always be my babies. I'm planning to get tattoos to remember them but I know that this is one ordeal i will NEVER in my life forget. R.I.P my lil jellybeans March 11th 2007- May 7th 2007 So everyone im pregnant FINALLY i will be 2 months in like 2 weeks. And for everyone who knows that Nick and I were having some serious relationship problems we are staying together hopefully it all works out we will be a year in may ohh and the estimated due date for the baby is Nov 23 so yea mine and nicks one yr wedding annivesry is coming up fast a year in may!! the other day he looks at me an says "you need to start planning our renewl" i was like ohhh shi

Ohh I Was Wanted Here, Now Who Else Wants Me Here!
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=745249&i=3006946758#hit this up and bomb it for her! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=745249&i=3006946758 Bling the hell outta her for me and get a nice lil prize. Person that Bombs her the most with the statement Blazing asked for help gets the prize! Aight i was asked to join CT, so now here i am, what ya gonna do with a Dr4g0n now that hes here? Bust out the party stuff cause its time to get Wylde like a mofo!

Ohhnikiniki69
Get more @ CherryTagz.com I am a cam model who is frequently on travel. I offer cam shows to those who would like to see a girl do that their loved one may not. I do enjoy married or unsatisfied men. I think the more men I can satisfy the happier they will make thier women. So ladies I'm here to help you not wreck you. I get extreme pleasure of showing people what I like and what they like. It is just beautiful to take your fantasies to a sort of reality. If you agree or would like to highten your sexual awareness please message me on Yahoo, MSN, or AIM: ohhnikiniki69 If your not interested please make it known by NOT messaging me! MY SERVICES ARE NOT FREE!! SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!! MUST BE +18! NO PEDAPHILES, BEASTIALITY, OR SKAT!

Ohh No
My friends cat just had 5 kittens at 9 this morning...birthing is an odd messy but beautiful thing...kinda ironic The roses bloom Sky turns blue time ticks by where am i going what shall i become..... The sky turns gray time seems to fade life will never be the same as the sun turns to stone wondering lost and broken souless and heartless life becomes empty as the heart becomes stone lifeless eyes, grey and lost nothing is anymore blades shine with ectasy the walls never talk take this lifeless body for i am no one anymore nothing remains but a shell take this waste of space No one knows the battle that rages inside me,No one can tame the flames The longer I fight, the stronger it gets, but at the sametime I can't let it win I fight to go on, and the whole time this empty void is never filled. why am I here I ask my self, and no answer comes, I try and try but soon I shall fail, just as we all do, but mine will never be forgotten soo easily I have so

Oh How True This Is ... For Every Women Out There ! ! ! ! ! !
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a k

Oh ! How My Heart Cries
You were a beautiful girl, you had the world going for you, you were smart, sweet, innocent, and you knew how to carry yourself. Hell, you even gave me advise a time or two. You have had your bad days, and you have had your good days. And through it all I have loved you and never stopped loving you. I have been there for you and still am here for you. There's day's I sit and wonder where you are and how oh how I wish I knew where you were. I got a letter the other day and it tore my heart to pieces. You just became a mom, you had a job and you were going to school and you had been clean for so long I was proud of you. And you came a really long way. Then You made a shockinly unexpected turn and lost everything. I know you loved her, I know you cared for her and you still do I know Because a mother's love is an everlasting love. We can't help but wonder how our children are doing and where there at. Oh, how I wish I knew where you were at. You let the drug dieseas come back in

Oh, How I Miss The Bar Scene
I miss going to the pool hall with friends. Kicking their ass or attempting too. Having random guy conversations ranging from sports to hot chicks. Making fun of each other while swiggin back a few drinks. I also miss going to certain places that have bar areas where you can eat right there. Just feels good eating and watching a game on at least 3 tvs. But I will be back, in due time..in due time.

Oh I Luv U
Sometimes I feel like I like I?m all alone Wondering how, what have I done wrong Maybe I?m just missing you all along When will you be coming home Back to me... There were times I felt like giving up Haunted by memories I can't give up Wish that I never let you go and slip away Had enough reasons for you to stay... Can you feel me? See me falling away (See me falling away) Did you hear me? I'm calling out your name (I?m calling out your name) Cause I?m barely hanging on Baby you need to come home Back to me... Sleepless nights Cause you're not here by my side Cold as ice I feel deep down inside Maybe I?m just missing you all along When will you be coming home Can you feel me? See me falling away (See me falling away) Did you hear me? I'm calling out your name (I?m calling out your name) Cause I?m barely hanging on Baby you need to come home When will you be coming home Back to me... Lying in the gloom Of my lonely room Thinking of how to reach

Ohio Guy Blog
Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,

Ohio Friends
FRIENDS: Will stand guard while u take a piss. OHIO FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. OHIO FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the guy/gurl you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. OHIO FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. OHIO FRIENDS: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. OHIO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed o

Ohio's Response To California
CALIFORNIA: (written by someone bragging!) - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! - I don't get snow days off because there’s only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we don’t fuck around on the road - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) - My governor can kick your governors ass - I can go out at midnight -You

Ohio Friends
everyone from ohio should go to my lounge and join. just because your from ohio. and tell other people from ohio to join. so we can all be one big happpy family. OHIO friends.... lmao i know this aint going to work but o well

Ohio State Buckeyes
Twas the night before game time, And all round the shoe, Not a creature was sleeping, They were screaming Beat Blue. The banners were hung by the lamp posts with care In hopes that St.Troy would find Ginn through the air. Drunken and crazy and burning their beds, While visions of kick off danced through their heads. When all of the sudden there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the keg to see what was the matter. When there in the sky, in a Coupe

Ohio State Buckeye Fan
An Ohio State Buckeye fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Ohio State Buckeye baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Ohio fan just shrugs and replies, 'That's about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Ohio State Buckeye baby boy. Gonna be an Ohio State football player.' Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of 'WOW!' One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, 'Say, aren't you the father of that typical Ohio State Buckeye baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?' The proud father answers, 'Seventeen pounds.' The ba

Ohio
You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction. You live less than 20 miles from some college or university. You know what a "buckeye" really is, and have a recipe for candy ones, and usually look around when someone says that they have buckeyes. Michigan usually brings a scowl. (unless you live in toledo) You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths. You know how to correctly spell Cincinnati. You know what's round on the ends and hi in the middle. "Vacation" means going to Florida, Hilton Head, or Florida. You measure distance in minutes. Your school classes were canceled because of cold. Your school classes were canceled because of heat. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day, and maybe even use the "defrost" and "A/C" in the same day. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" You know what's knee-hig

Ohio
I will be participating in an auction hosted by Roger Lee Mostly my offering is rates which we could all use. Please come and bid on me more info coming soon. In the meantime listen to this great song. Stop by and see Roger Lees blog ஐRogerLee ஐFu-Owned by Wonder Woman ஐ@ fubar Heartistic Soul is also hosting an auction for the guys! Go check her out Heartistic Soul@ fubar Maybe its because its the holiday... But today im wondering wtf im doing in ohio. I used to work up the road but that was 3 years ago. I used to date someone who lived near me but thats long over. Ok, so i dont like the big city life... I miss taking walks down the country road n riding my bike with some privacy. I hate my neighbors and having people right here that i dont even know and dont care too. Yeah its nice having the big mall up the road and everything thats here. funny but i dont go there anyway. My family isnt here... cept my daughter but

Ohio Bike Week
Well being brand new to the whole Blog deal I am not sure what prompts people to read. I hope to get some feedback from this but my first was not very successful. I am just curious if anyone out in fu-land is planning on coming to Ohio Bike Week? Please read the first entry and give feedback. Thank you I don't know if anyone made it out to the show, if not you missed a great show. How many fashion shows have a burnout on stage right from the start? Backstage was just as wild. I swear the only reason the dealership puts this thing on is it is a reason for a party. It did raise some money for the state theater, which is a great peace of local history, and quite nice to see. Today is my day off so no work, but I am getting ready for the upcoming events. Getting the Pub up and running, the website up to date. All the fun stuff for an event as big as Ohio Bike Week. Last year there was over 30,000 bikes here and projected to almost twice as big this year. Check out the website

Ohio Public Records
My name is James Tucker, I am from Cleveland Ohio. I love basketballl and I am a big fan of the Cleveland Cavaliers. I work in the research team of the ohio public records its the best job in the world. Lets talk!

Oh Its Late
man i busted ass all week to get my apartment clean and ready for government inspection..if your curious ask... everything smells all nice and shit...my hands are dry as hell from bleach and for some reason the ajax stained my tub blue...hummm????kinda makes me worry...i'm tired i feel like its like 4am but its only 10:20pm...i skipped work and class today because ...various reasons..but i'm prolly in trouble with work..oh well i'm sure they were just fine without me..i'm kinda extra anyway...and totally replaceable...but i'm sweaty tired and mostly hungry...someone order me a pizza..you can do that shit online now...its pretty rad...some guys send flowers to their gals..i say send my ass a pizza...4REAL!!! lol ha ha ha ha hahahahahaha have a nice day/night/whatev i'm tired i'm a big wuss i usually go to bed at like ummm 9 10 @ the l8est....due to school and work and home and kids..life is crazy-busy...but newayz i suck i'm boring...nothing cool to chat about...just bullshittin...gosh

Oh Its The First One!
wow thanks to all that stopped by to have a look at my work! xXx hi there, hope your happy and well i've just posted some of my photoshop work, n id like your coments good or bad. thanks dave x

Oh Just Feelings
I REALLY.. NEVER RELIZED HOW LUCKY I WAS TO HAVE THE MAN AND HAVE THE THINGS I HAVE IN LIFE TILL I STEP BACK AND LOOK AT WHERE I USED TO BE AND I AM REALLY.. BLESSED TO HAVE THE MAN IN MY LIFE THAT I HAVE.. HE HAS MADE ME SEE ALOT OF THINGS AND MADE ME SEE THINGS DIFF.. LIKE I SHOULD.. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND LIFE WITHOUT HIM I NEVER WANT TO THANK OF.. I LOVE YOU BABY.. WITH ALL MY HEAT AND SOUL.. YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING BABY.. ALWAYS.AND FOREVER

Oh Little One
Oh Lil One, oh lil one How you ponder my mind I wonder what secrets You hide behind blue eyes In your pure innocence You boggle my mind Always finding joys In the darkest of minds There's a world anew Hidden deep within you Protected by your eyes That are so heavenly blue Oh Lil one, oh lil one How you ponder my mind As we wonder what secrets You may hide behind your blue eyes My little daughter was the muse for this creation of words that flow threw my mind. This is something that is very special to me. So please be respectful towards it. Thank you. Wrote 1~16~2008

Ohlln748bwfatl
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Oh Lordy
You know, I don't particularily care whether some unknown person online rates my pictures a 1 or a 10. We all have our own tastes as to what we find visually appealing. I know I do. But What I would like to understand is what does it accomplish to rate someone else's picture a 1? If that person has fairly low self esteem, it has the capability of truly hurting their feelings and dampening any growth for them. Rating someone a 1 is nothing short of cruel and trying to make yourself feel better, prettier, sexier, etc.. than someone else and what that does in essence is make you essentially uglier. I guess this means that LC is offically MySpace on crack! Does anyone else around here find the amount of contests and what the contests are for to be a bit ridiculous? I mean, come on... I feel as if I'm back in highschool with everyone trying to be the "cutest" "sexiest" "sweetest", etc... I have no intention of EVER joining one of these. I don't need to make myself feel b

Oh Man...thats Nuts!!
Im NoMore Fresh Meat!!Im A New Cherry now!! ok ok ok...thanks to everybody for the messages,im starting this blog cause i need some help!im new on cherrytap, as u probably already noticed, and im finding it really hard to understand how things work in here!!Im really into meeting new people and stuf but...i don't even know what i can do and how to do it!and the language doesnt help at all(im italian...) help please!

Oh Man Ffs
Im bein auctioned off along with alot of other sexy ppl....come show us all some love and own me... i promise im a good slave.... href="http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1664569&i=203946277&albumid=1088839" target=_blank> why you are there show these ppl some love too.... href="http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1664569&i=2629285466&albumid=1088839" target=_blank> href="http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1664569&i=593434953&albumid=1088839" target=_blank> href="http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1664569&i=721507473&albumid=1088839" target=_blank> So its xmas nite....sigh.. this has to be the worse xmas i ever ever had, yet the best... I love my kids ... i have to say i have 3 of the best kids ever.... I learned xmas to my kids is more then what they are getting.. Its about who they love and how much they do love and care about me and everything going on with me.... They put their own wants and needs aside to make sure mom was ok on her first xmas in 19 yrs without them.. This is my firs

Oh My!
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Oh My...
Ok so i am back online after a month of being gone. So glad to be back. I have missed my lost cherry friends something awful. So if you read this holla at cha girl!! Life has been busy the last little bit anyways, i wouldnt have had a whole lot of time free ro be on here, but now i do!!! Anyways just thought i would start a blog i dont have much to say right now.

Oh My
You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 15 MOST SWEETEST FRIENDS on my friends list. Once you u have been hit, you have to hit 15 SWEETEST FRIENDS. Dont break the chain please! So hit 15 SWEETEST FRIENDS on your friends list and let them know they are SWEET oh BOY AM I BOARD

Oh My Goodness
oh wow..ok, so i was at work today, feeling kinda bad cause i had a headache...it was really bothering me...and Travis came to see me...and he brought roses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =) we've been together for 1 month now..Isn't that so sweet?? I've never had a guy do anything like that for me..but yeah..after he left i got really happy..nothing bothered me the whole night..he really knows how to cheer me up =) ok, what the heck?? Kidney Infections suck!! lol i just got over it today..i was scared i would still have it and today is my first night at my other job..at least i dont have to be in till 5:00PM for training..i can get some rest. i would just seriously hate it if i had to call in sick on my first day..but when i have kidney infections i really have a hard time just getting off the couch. no way i could work!! i am just so tired right now!! at least this only happens about twice a year..but on Dec 1st my health insuranace kicks in..so off to the doctor i go. lol hopefully no more kidney

Oh My :s
To my darling husband Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Walmart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XXX

Oh My!
Well whats up guys? Nothing much here... trying to figure this shit out... im getting there slowly but surely. Life has been absolutly crazy lately. Trying to settle down and just can't seem to do it. Well today is just another shitty day, trying to get by, and live on. I found the guy that lights up my world everyday, and we are awesomely in love and i like it. It took a long time but i think i finally found mr. right... i have already found mr. stupid, mr. abusive, mr. drug attict, and mr. wrong and threw them out... mr. right, well im keeping him. he is the nicest, most down to earth, reality seeing, kind of person, and that is who i have been looking for... and for all you haters out there with mine or his name in your mouth.. fuck off... you don't bother us u just amaze me by how dumb you actually are.

Oh My Godness...
Oh My God, I can't belive it I am in labor(well the early stages anyway) and I am about to have a beautiful baby girl in just a couple of short days. Anyone out there that's a proud parent holla this is the best time of our lives. Yes, it's true cherrytap is fun, but becoming a parent is one of the best things in my life and I truely owe it all to the man upstairs. Ya'll should know who I'm referring to. WOW!!! I am just so damn excited to get her out and bring her home. My little girl. Hey by the way, be nice ya'll and help me get a layout and level up too! well, this was suposed to be my first blog but I guess not! Well, if there are any fun loving outgoing and open-minded women out there get at me. My boyfriend and I are looking to spice things up a bit. Ya know have some fun!! Hey all you cherry's out there come holla at me. Firend me, fan me, rate me whatever works for you. But get at me. Have fun! Hey and does anyone have the slightest idea how to help me get a layout? In dier ne

Oh My!
I ended up deciding against California for now. It's honestly killing me on the inside. I mean, how often am I gonna not follow through on this kinda shit? It's honestly not because I'm too lazy or complacent, far from it. I may still end up visiting, if I can get enough money. But I don't think my car will make it, is the problem. Well, one of the two big problems, anyway. The other is my medical position. My blood sugar and triglycerides are too high to not have medical insurance. But that's not even the real reason. I have become attached to someone here. And even though I know nothing can possibly happen, and I don't even wanna be hooking up with her or anything, I can't see myself separating myself from her of my own free will. I like her, a lot. That is also killing me on the inside, but it would be pointless and stupid and tactless to tell her I crush on her. So, the logical thing to do is ignore it, let it fester and eventually blow over, and find someone else. She makes it h

Oh My God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tonight I just seen the best band in the world right now !!!!!!!!!!! ARCADE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell the world just like i'm the now. I'm in awe of this spectalcal that I had the pleasure of seeing. Who the fuck dose bono think he is? coldplay fuck right off! this is what is needed!!!!!!!!!!! They may look like they are from the time when the real war was happen, not the oil war of today, I only wish they where, because what the fuck would we be listen to now? HEAVEN thats what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A R C A D E F I R E join up or die!

Oh My Gosh
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of dat dere 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it.

Oh My Freakin God People!!!
Ok so I don't come on here that often, in fact I was gone for like 2 months until yesterday and I came back to see what was going on. So I was bored and clicked the "I'm bored..." link up top and started rateing photos. Well I must of broken some un written cherrytap rule where you are only allowed to give everyone 10s because today I get inundated with comments from upset people who got all offended that I didn't give them the 10s that they thought they deserved! And I'm not being a snob about this, My picture is by no means a 10 and I don't expect people to give me a 10 just for the hell of it. Why would there be the number 1-9 if you are only allowed to click the 10 (or the 11 in special cases)? Oh well what ever I can see that people don't like to see other peoples true opinions and just what to earn more fake points to up there status on a site that doesn't even mean anything! I will continue to rate the photos as I see fit and feel free to continue reacting by rat

Oh My God!!!!
listen to this... i just got done talking with this guy, i told him that i wasnt intrested in flirting with him or anyhting like that. that i am really on here for JUST friends, and that i have a fiance and i loved him, then the guy has the nerve to ask me if i am alone. like what the heck is that, i just told your dumb ass i am not intrested. what more do i have to say, i could be mean and tell the fucker to go away!! i hate men like this~~

Oh My God
Okay so I posted a blog about perverts and then all the sudden the same fucking guy ask if I want to see his dick?? WTF do people not get it?? I am happily taken! Why would I want to see some small peice of meat that you need to show people to make yourself feel better. Please God let someone teach this stupid ass man a lesson. imjuz8up: u want to see my cock I am so over this shit....Forgive me but I am sitting in some airport waiting to go back to Hawaii and I log in to Fubar and see this shit....I hate this because first I have a man who treats me REALLY good...and second it is sooo degrading to me. I think it is fucking disrespectful. As a matter of fact hey wanna see my cock?? no more like you can go to hell if you are advertising it on the internet something is the matter with you. And you are a dick...I find this vulgar and offensive...And that is sexual harrassment....

Oh My God
Date: Aug 21, 2007 2:51 PM Subject: each kiss means Body: what each kiss means -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ -----Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Lov

Oh My God...
I\'ve had 18-24 shots and about a cup of everclear and my kidneys and liver are fucking on fire right now...holy shit it hurts....the only good out come of this...I met another tattoo/piercer artist and another metal/motor head. m/

Oh My Holy Shit...seriously?
so I'm going through, returning pic rates, come across this lady who has one of those little fan/rate/add flashing pics...so I do. rate a few of her pics, she rates a few of mine, then I get this message from her: nice meetin ya hun...ur private closed album worries me a lil..also the fact u seem to know a lot about the net an how to do things...if ya know wut i mean..which im sure u do.. I try to message her back...she BLOCKED me...WTF? LMAO this is too hilarious to not post... so I'm browsing around, and one of the pictures in the ticker at the top catches my eyes. I pop in, rate her profile pic, tell her she has pretty eyes and other things, then jump past a shot of her ass, to another one and comment on her smile, skip a few "these are my tits" shots, and rate a few more of her pictures, then go on about my business... fast forward about 15 minutes... *~*melissa...: hey ass-monkey, can you not read? or do you have no respect what-so-ever? it clearly says that

Oh My I Did It
Ok so I figure after being on here for over a year I might as well try this contest thing out. So I need 10,000 comments and since I have over 1,000 friends if you all leave 10 comments I have a chance! and while your ther eif the contest host is not on your friends list add her she is a wonderful friens who helps others and doesn't just take up space on your list. So help a girl out and leave me a few comments! Thanks in advance!

(oh My Word)online Divorcee Jailed After Killing Virtual Hubby
By MARI YAMAGUCHI, Associated Press TOKYO: A 43-year-old Japanese woman whose sudden divorce in a virtual game world made her so angry that she killed her online husband's digital persona has been arrested on suspicion of hacking, police said Thursday. The woman, who is jailed on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data, used his identification and password to log onto popular interactive game "Maple Story" to carry out the virtual murder in mid-May, a police official in northern Sapporo said on condition of anonymity, citing department policy. "I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry," the official quoted her as telling investigators and admitting the allegations. The woman had not plotted any revenge in the real world, the official said. She has not yet been formally charged, but if convicted could face a prison term of up to five years or a fine up to $5,000. Players in "Maple Story" raise

Oh My Goodness!!!
Dr. Mehmet Oz, Oprah Winfrey's favorite physician, gave a fun health quiz on a recent "Oprah" show to help people determine their health IQ. How often should you have sex? The multiple choice options: once a week, twice a week, 10 times a month, 200 times a year. The answer: 200 times a year. "If you have more than 200 orgasms a year, you can reduce your physiologic age by six years," Dr. Oz says, basing this number on a study from researchers at Duke University who surveyed people about the amount and quality of sex they had. "They looked at what happened to folks that are having a lot of intercourse over time, and the fact is, it correlated." Frequent sex helps prove that your body is functioning as it is supposed to. "But in addition, having sex with someone that you care for deeply is one of the ways we achieve that Zen experience that we all crave as human beings," says Dr. Oz. "It's really a spiritual event for folks when they're with someone they love and they can

Oh My Goodness I Spit Coffee Everywhere
OH MY GOODNESS!!! I spit coffee everywhere reading this!!!:::: I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I recei...ved a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I

Oh My!!!
Hello fubar friends! What surprise is next? This morning I deleted my page from FUBAR, and just received my first year anniverssary with FUBAR! Am I disappointed? Of course I am! In fact, I am pissed the fuck off, all that time I spent, creating, adding friends, rating, all the shit, has gone too hell! Can I do anything about it? NO!! Gone, deleted, finished, history!! Oh well, what other surprises are in store for me today? Love you all!

Oh No....
i tend to blog...a lot....haha.....maybe it wont be so bad here, but i doubt that very much...im at work...work is sucking something fierce....im going to go home and take a nice bath tonight maybe pics? haha who knows....only the shadow...haha, eyup im kinda corny, oh well, laterz ok..yes..i have been one to repost something because a "friend" siad whoever didnt would be taken off the friends list...then after reposting it...i got a ton of messages saying that they were sorry but wouldnt repost...and i got to thinking...yeah, if you take someone off your friends list just because they dont repost something your silly....sometimes i dont read the bulletins let alone repost them...and sometimes im not on for a few days...think about what you post and are willing to go through with before you repost as well.... if only people would read a little bit better they might get something that ive been asked about for a bit of time now...but oh well...i suppose i'll get rid of it and it just won

Oh No!
OK, so let me officially say that I am stepping into the middle of the court and Im takin a shot. Im gonna dance in the moon light nekkid. Then Im gonna take a hit for all the smokers out there. I know exactly wat Im talking about here...if you dont. Im sorry.

Oh No
I am going to physical therapy for my back. When i get there, they ask me my pain level, itsnear a 4 or 5 , somedays a 8 or 10. but it never fails when i leave, i am in more pain than when i started. so today i went and signed ion, did a couple a stretches and snuck out..................now i feel much better Yuck

Oh No!!!!!!!!! Lol....
OMG!!! Im not gonna even say it... lol... But its back on .. Here are the links.... Lmao!!!!! Quickly zombie ducks and runs... LMFAO!!!!!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=195549&albumid=471718&i=2514456570 [ fubar.com photo: 2514456570 ]

Oh No Computer!!!
I am currently using my buddies computer, my motherboard shot on my computer... It costs $298 plus tax to buy a new tower @ Wal-Mart... I either have to wait til december, in hopes I get a check from ssi for my son.. or wait til january til taxes... or hop on the fu and ask for donations!!! :D I can still check my fubar stuff at my friends house, so please message me if you need my home address to donate to my computer fund... it would be greatly appreciated!

Oh No I Did It Again
Pre-Valentine’s Day Auction Im up for auction come check out what I have to offer. You will not be sorry to be an owner of me. I always do more than I offer. So click and bid. XOXOXO LilAngelBaby

Oh-oh!!!
WELL FRIDAY 5/23 MY WIFE IS FLYING IN TO HELP US GET READY TO MOVE. SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS YES LOTS OF GOOD LOVIN OH YEAH AND GABE SPENDING LESS TIME ON FUBAR BUT HEY SHE TAKES VERY GOOD CARE OF ME SO WHO AM I TO ARGUE WITH HER. I HAVE LESS THAN 100K TO LEVEL ME TO INSIDER. I WAS HOPING I COULD MAKE THAT BY FRIDAY, BEFORE THE WIFE GETS HERE. SO STOP ON BY I HAVE PLENTY OF WACKY SHIT TO RATE 2K+ STASH AND PICS.YOU KNOW I ALWAYS RETURN THE LOVE. THANKS ~GABE~ PWN3D by FREAK@ fubar

Oh Please Show Him
It's time to get BobbyT645 to Godfather!! ~!~ BobbyT645~!~ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. ~!~@ fubar Add, Fan, Rate Clud F.A.R., Dirty South Crew, LOL, T.M.A.F. This is your next Godfather Let's Get him there! He's Always been there for you! Always!! ~!~ BobbyT645~!~ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. ~!~@ fubar This Pimpout brought to you by your friends and family!!

Oh Really?
This summer my family is going to Costa Rica for a vacation. Nice huh? lol. I've never been outta the United States before so I bet it's gonna be freaking awesome!!!! The past few days it's been snowing here. Which sucks. It's april. It shouldn't be snowing. lol. We got about 5 inches out of it. And its pretty much already melted which is nice in a way. But I thought winter was all over. I guess not though. I forgot to tell everyone. I have my first nephew! Liam Christopher! Born: March 21st, 2007. Time: 9:59 p.m. Weight: 8 pounds, 14 ounces. Length: 21 and 1/4 in" I saw him the other day. He's a pretty chubby baby. But he's adorable. lol. Okay. I have the grosest story ever. So if ya dont wanna hear it keep a moving. The other day I picked up my binder off the floor and I felt something furry on it so I dropped it and flipped it over and there was a dead mouse smooshed on the other side of it! I started screaming my head off. It was disgusting! I pretty much bleached

Oh Shit!!!!!!!!!!! Roflmao!!
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD > > > >Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! > >Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. > > > >Consider: > >You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for > >brains. > > > >With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place > >for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. > > > >You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, > >forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. > > > >Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference > >between shit and shineola. > > > >There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull > >shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. > > > >You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, > >or duck when the shit hits the fan. > > > >You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. > > > >You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. > > > >Some days are colder

Oh She Accepted The Challenge
Ok everyone here it kerry has accepted the challenge that if we get 40 ppl in the lounge she will do some moanin on air so get ya asses in here and help us embarress this girl. ON AIR NOW DJ TEASE !!! OH SHE ACCEPTED THE CHALLENGE Ok everyone here it kerry has accepted the challenge that if we get 40 ppl in the lounge she will do some moanin on air so get ya asses in here and help us embarress this girl. ON AIR NOW DJ TEASE !!!

Oh Shit!
bored well if you are how bout you stop by and help my friend godmother she only needs about 800k... I have seen it done many times.. So please go rate her stash or drop her some pic rates.. Even repost this for her to the more the merrier.. spanks ya Evonne Fu_Angel ~ Spankers~Club Untied@ fubar THEN TALK ABOUT THIS KID...LOL....ALL I CAN SAY IS...GO ON WITCHO BAD ASS..........LMMFAO!!!!! Woohooo this sexy hunk of of man is in a rates only contest so please drop by and rate this picture..it would only take a few seconds soooo please please please click this pic,and rate:)

Ohs Noes Its Emo Time
I feel sorry for everyone around me the past few days. I'm like the only person who cries BECAUSE it's Chrsitmas. and crying myself to sleep has left me rather exhausted and then cranky at work. I take most my anger out on Stuart becasue hes who i see the most and part of me blames him for my tears. In an indirct way... To me, its his fault I lost what I did. It was a part of my life and I hate not having it. Sure I taled tough shit when she walked out of my life.. but the more I try to hate her the more I need her. If it wasnt for Stuart I wouldnt of put her as number 2 on my priority list. I know i should forget her. She obviously hated me before I fucked up. My way of life and everything.. I just wasnt good enough....... I know it is my own fault. Im so sick of the tears though. I JUST WANT A FUCKING FRIEND WHO CARES FOR ME!! NOT WHO BUYS ME THINGS OR PRETNEDS TO BE EVERYTHING I NEED OR SOMEONE TO TALK SHIT ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE. But a person to tell me when I mess u

Oh Snap
HELLO....FRIENDS...BOMBERS...2ND ALARM HOTTIES... CONTEST STARTS AT 4PM EAST COAST TIME!!!! I AM YET ONCE AGAIN IN A CONTEST...YES THIS ONE IS BIG AND IM REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY GONNA NEED YOUR HELP ON THIS ONE! I AM GOING AGAINST 19 OTHER PEOPLE FOR THE PRIZES. I HAVENT DONE A CONTEST IN A VERY LONG TIME SO I THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE IT A SHOT AND HAVE FUN WITH IT. SO IF YOU COULD PLEASE COMMENT BOMB ME(NO LIMIT) AND RATE ME ALSO OKAY CUZ RATES DO COUNT. ALSO PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD TO HELP ME OUT AND JUST DO WHAT YOU CAN. THANKS SOOOO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP!!! CLICK HERE FOR THE CONTEST!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXO

Oh Snap Come See This
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Oh So Good
brian was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion in jail ... you've been caught by the town drunk! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com What is your Sexual IQ? The basics. How far have you gone? 1) Nowhere. 2) First or second base. 3) Third base. X) All the way. What is a rim job? 1) Something that I get done to my car every few months. 2) A special technique when kissing where you use the very tip of your tongue to tease your partner. X) When you lick your partners anus. 4) When you lick your lollypop/iced cream sexily to entice the guy/girl of you dreams. Would you say that you have above average or below average sexual experience for your age? 1) Above. 2) Definitely below. X) I think I am about average. 4) Um, only slightly below, I hope. Where did you pick-up most of your sexual knowledge? 1) Parents. 2) T.V. and movies. X) Porn. 4) Everywhere, I can't pinp

Ohsonaughtysthoughts
hmmmm how does one describe themselves without sounding conceided....im such a damn good person heehee, have the worlds greatest boys and am in love with the most amazing man, i love u baby. I am writing a book called Defining Moments and i live life exactly as my first quote....GOD OFFERS US DEFINING MOMENTS IN LIFE, SHOWS US ROADS WE MAY CHOOSE....WHISH ROADS WE CHOOSE TO TRAVEL DEFINE US AS THE PERSON WE BECOME....i dont believe i cant handle anything life throws at me cause those choices are mine and they make me who i am

Oh The Cleverness Of Twatwaffle And Asshat
Ok guys im sick stuck in the house with some kind of strep throat/flu crap and of course being stuck in the house it gave me ample time to run in frivolous circles with my sister Sunny (aka Asshat) over yahoo messenger .... one thing you have to understand about our relationship, is that first and for most Sunny is my Girl but second... Sunny is my spell check LOL Toxic: i ate fritos for brakfast this morning... Toxic: sick smiley Sunny: oh yeah.. thats gonna help Toxic: i should have made soup Sunny: dingleberry! Toxic: LOL Sunny: fluids!! Toxic: i dont like fluids Toxic: there are already enough coming out of my nose already Sunny: not body fluids.. this is why your the twatwaffle.. lmao Toxic: i want to dry it out Toxic: LOL Toxic: right! Sunny: lol Sunny: did you see my blog?? (you HAVE GOT to look at this!) Sunny: http://cherrytap.com/blog/45270 Sunny: that should make you laugh Toxic: k let me go look Sunny: =)) LOL

Oh The Pain..
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh Holy shit, my god damn mother f***in ear is pissing me off. I can not believe the amount of pain the thing is causing me. And before all you ladies out there start screaming i know already.... men are crap at taking pain **women across the world nod in agreement** lol.We can fight wars, put people on the moon, but give us a little pain and we turn to shit, prime example....when we get flu, or as you ladies like to call it MAN flu. lol It's not that we want to turn into blubbering idiots at the first sign of pain i just think we were designed that way, i think it's mans easy way of trying to get a little sympathy lol sad ent we...lol Anyway back to my....very unpainful *Says through gritted teeth**lol ear. I went down to my Doctors who stuck that looky/lighty thing in my ear to see what was going on** very painful, begins to whimper**. He then announces...."you have an ear infection"... no f***in shit Sherlock Holmes. ahhhhhh lol. Oh, have i doc **spitting and s

Oh Thighs Of Creamy White
Original Poetry - do not rip Oh, thighs of creamy white, Wrapped around my head so tight. Throbbing, aching, delicious clit, How I love to suck on it. Your hands grasping in my hair, Pulling my face down into there. Your back is arching in so much pleasure, Muscles twitching, to many to measure. Peering into the abyss, body starting to lean, Then free falling in orgasm with a pleasurable scream. Body relaxing, breathing starting to slow, As you collapse into sweet afterglow…. -Brian 2007

Oh,the Things I Think
well... nothing new that I am here talking to myself again. I am on a hate fest today I think. I am sick of my job. I hate it. I am a slave & get paid shit to do it. all I want to do is try to support my family & pay my fucking bills... whats so wrong with that??? I don't see why I always take all the shit from everyone.... OH I KNOW... ITS CAUSE I AM SOOOO FUCKING NICE!!!! well ya know what.. fuck them & fuck nice! it only gets me stepped on. I am so sick of getting the blame for shit I didn't do... (and I dn't tell cause I'm NOT A SNITCH) but where the hell does it get me? in better with a fucker who lets someone else take the fll? fuck that! so whats right? I beat myself up over all of it & I don't know why cause they don't give me a second thought.... so why should I care? I wish I was selfish sometimes. nice gets you nothing but shit on! oh well...ranting doesn't help either I guess... but it sure makes me feel better to say fuck alot!!! smiles!

Oh....that Meeting!
I was finding that my wife was becoming more and more disinterested in sex, it was like I was having to argue with her just to be able to make love to her and I found myself chatting more online at night rather than join her in bed and make an attempt to make love to her.It was usually guys in a similar position to me that I chatted to, and that didn't do much to satisfy my needs, one night I was online in a chat room when I got a private message inviting me for a chat.I accepted and found that it was a woman who wanted to chat, at first in was just small talk mostly telling each other about our current situations.She was called Jenny and was divorced and described herself as a BBW, she sent me a face picture of herself and she looked great, I had no picture to send so had to describe myself as 6ft tall medium build and short brown hair.She seemed to like the vague description that I had given.We chatted for a while before she said she had to go but she hoped that we could chat again.I

Oh To Be
Oh what a Joy it would be To be the Great and Wise creature Know as the Majestic Dragon To have The beauty of their Wings To be as Graceful as their flights The purest of Joys as they sore high above To be of Wings and Claws Of spikes or Scales Or even Feathers To be of the elements of the world Known as Fire and Water or Earth and Wind To come in all shapes and sizes And any colors they wish to be What a joy to be a Dragon To take flight upon the clouds To see the stars far about the world To sore with the moon high in the skies. Oh what a Joy to be a Dragon To have the Wisdom of unknown years The pride and strength that is so rare. What a magnificent Joy it is To be a Mighty and Wise Dragon And to be oh so proud of what you are. Golden wings and Golden Crown You have come once again To Rule the Earth as you should Oh what Joy to be a Majestic Dragon! wrote 10~22~2007

Oh Well
Since you've been gone I've been lonely Longing to be with you only Maybe there's still is a way I can find you and say Just how I feel. I can't believe that's it's over Wish somehow I could have showed her All that was inside of my heart and the promises we made You might have stayed Funny just the other night I was thinking I wonder if you ever think about me I call you on the phone, there's no answer Oh Well, there's still tomorrow Oh Well, I'll try again Oh Well, maybe just maybe Since you've been gone I've been lonely Longing to be with you only If there's a way I could beg you to stay would you please Stay with me. I was thinking maybe I could come over Hoping we could finally work this out Even if tonight we don't find an answer Oh Well, there's still tomorrow Oh Well, I'll try again Oh Well, maybe just maybe If I had another chance We would stand hand in hand You'll be my girl and I'll be your man Oh Well, maybe just maybe we can. I s

Oh Well
There have been a bunch of people i have met on here and good or bad they all wonder why i act the way i do on here, well here it goes. I have been through alot in my life that some of you know a little, but most dont know. I have been the outcast in my family all my life because my moms family didnt like my dad and my dads family didnt like my mom so i got shit on my whole life. Then when i finally thought i found someone that finally treated me decent and found out that she cheated on me the whole time we was together. Then i got into town one night and went to visit my dad and tell him i was back in town and my brother was there and because of a stupid reason, we started fighting and i told him i wished he was never born, then two days later he fell asleep on his way home from work and didnt make it. Well losing him made me realize that life is short, i decided i wanted to start having kids, well that went ok and had a few more. Then me and their mother finally divorced and i have t

Oh Well.....
I have a hard time letting things go sometimes. I think everyone does to a certain extent. I have to have more faith that things will turn out as they are meant to turn out. So, my lesson that I need to learn is patience.

Oh What A World I Am In.
I have never felt this strongly for someone ever. It is like I am in a dream and I am going to wake up at any min. He is just so perfect and I am so afraid it is not real. I pinch myself everyday. I am the luckest woman alive. He makes me feel like a real woman. The intense converstion, the love making, the feelings I have never felt are coming out to him. He is my soulmate. I think I have found the man I want to spend the rest of my life with. He loves my daughter to pieces. He loves my large messed up family. He loves me, every inch of all my imperfections, all my flaws. Everything.:) He is deff that one I am going to grow old with. I just am extrememly happy. I never want to feel saddness again.

Oh What A Day !
Well the day started out pretty darn good, then received a phone call saying that a lodge here by where we live was on fire. I was told get there and get there quick, gotta save the dogs. get there and everyman and dog was there already. at least 5 firetrucks, ambulance, oh everything. I work there part time cleaning up after hunters and fishers, and there isnt much left of it now, its burnt up! Was trying to make cookies, my cookies that usually only took 40 min all together ended up taking 3 hours to make. Boy howdy what a day, is it over yet ??

Oh What A Fucked Up Weekend
Damn if one more thing goes wrong I am gonna pull out my fucking hair I am in the process of moving well I have a Grandson almose 2 next month he decides 2 go climb my cabinet and we did not break the fall in time had 2 go to the Er and then we come 2 find out he has a hair line fracture on his tibia damn it just breaks my heart he is supposed be walking running and having fun not this I am not in the best of moods lately and I am sorry for that but I got a lot of shit in my life going 2 Hell soo yeah bear w/me please...thanks....Cindy

Oh What The Hell....
So I'm sitting at my desk this night, sitting on my butt and watching the time pass and I'm thinking "what the hell..." I just got home from work like an hour ago and I should be tired but I'm not, so what the hell is with that? Honestly I have no idea. And as I write this I ponder what the hell...and What The Hell really means or implies. One thing comes to mind is, what the hell is wrong with people these days? the news is full of morons who do stupid shit and think it's funny. A man runs a red light and plows into the back end of a car or truck, there's a mess all over the damn road....what the hell was he thinking? I'm guessing it's something like this "oh look a car/truck. won't it be funny if I ran into it?". Overall society is screwed in the head, and people wonder if sanity is just a word that implies nothing, which in most cases it does. Sanity is just a word that has no meaning, due to the fact man kind get's away with some pretty dumb stuff that may or may not be all that wi

Oh Why, We Lie
Why is it girls are always saying they want a nice guy and guys are always saying they want a nice girl. Yet they never seem to find each other? Maybe were all lying to each other about what we really want. So ill go first and speak honestly. I want a girl who is rich and will take care of my lazy bipolar ass . Ok Ok seriously A nice girl that I find attractive would work. Lol I'll even take care of my own lazy bipolar ass if needed.

Oh Wow
hello can you repost these bully's for me PRETTY PLEASE!!! me love you long time http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1864382479 http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1073039842 they are for Sarah's b-day next week, k thx!! Only cool people live in Forks...that is all

Oh Wow
Man I know it's been a long time since I've been on here but I got real good reasons! My life really got changed around not to long ago. I got in a very bad car accident a few months back. The other driver came into my lane and we hit head on both going around 40 mph or so. I broke a rib, my nose, cut up my lips and face and moved a vertebrae in my back. The cop said I moved the steering wheel 4 inchs forward with my face and chest and I WAS wearing a seat belt. The impact in the front was so hard that it crushed the roof down and the floor up and bent the truck behind the cab. I've been in physical therapy and all that great stuff now there telling me that the pain will be there in my back unless I get shots in my spine or surgury. I told them I'll be fine and I'll just keep going the way I always did!

Oh Yes. There Will Be Blood.
I found this on one of my friend's MySpace pages and I just had to share it because I love it....So enjoy “Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t good but easy. So the apples at the top think something’s wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree…” I keep trying to understand why people do the things they do. How could a father screw around and lose his job and then walk out on his happy home? And how could that same father turn his back on his kids, his own flesh and blood, just because the courts no longer order him to help out? How could a mother keep her daughter from her father just because she wants to show him she can be a bitch? Doe

Oh Yes There Will Be Blood
You scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?Armand50%Marius50%Blade42%Dracula33%Lestat33%Louis25%Spike25%Akasha17%Angel17%Deacon Frost17%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Oh Yeah Baby
If we Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?14. Would you want me to take my time? 15.How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21

Oh Yeah
Hi there everyone look i know i have been slakin in my normal showin u luv everyday and all that stuff u guys know i always rate everything u do daily but til sept 13th im gonna be so busy with my contest just fyi i am in second very close to the girl in front of me if u have a couple minutes come throw me sum comments!! And just let me know if u need a favor in return!! Thanks u guys luv u muahz Just click the pic and show luv ill return it!

Oh Yes Own Me Baby!!
Yep guys or girls I am n a auction so if you wanna own me heres your chance to bid...lots of love n hugz n kisses!! I wld crawl to u like a purring kitty n run my right hand up ur shirt lightly touching ur skin as I move my body closer to u I wld kiss ur lips lightly w a nibble....while im kissing u my right hand wanders to ur pants n I tease u by pulling u closer to me by ur pants were I can feel ur manhood throbbing mmmmmmmm.....then I wld slowly un fasten ur pants n un zip them while my other hand is playing w ur hair ....I pull ur top off n i kiss ur lips n wonder down ur chest softly kissin n flickin my toungue when I get to ur belly button i take my hands on the rim of ur pants n pull them down lifting over ur hardness mmmmmmmmm then i work my tongue around it teasing till u are litterally throbbing n precum comes out........then I slip ur huge cock n my mouth tasting u like a lollipop looking up at u seductivly w my big brown eyes

Oh Yeah So Me
You are The Fool The Fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he need to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way to a brand new beginning. But the card carries a little bark of warning as well. Stop daydreaming and fantasising and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.