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The Phoenix ChroniclesThis Friday, Dec. 8th, Rev. Fred Phelps and his merry gang of hateful, maggot-munching, Anti-Gay, Anti-Soldiers will be in Baltimore to protest a speech given by Matthew Shepard's mother.
This is a quote from Phelp's page, www.godhatesfags.com:
"Baltimore School for the Arts 712 Cathedral St. This is for the Laramie Project, a film made by fags for fags about fags in support of the homosexual agenda. These fags have made Matthew Shepard their poster boy for an alleged hate crime when he was killed by two men that wanted drug money from Matt. He was not the victim of a hate crime but a fool who smoked pot and didn't pay for it. Matt's mother, Judy, has made it her business to promote the fag agenda for the small price of $10,000 per gig, to speak to fags and teenagers about becoming practicing fags. She sent Matt to Hell, and makes money off his death, thus pimping him. See www.signmovies.net videos on "Fag Pimp Judy" and "Matt in Hell." For an update on how many days Matt has
Phoenix NestAlright people Have been asking what I want already, and for a few weeks before this one. since like a month and a couple days , any way. here's a list of things that I want! Not what I might get... but here's what i want!!(some I can't spell so...whatever)
Loves Labors Lost( Kenneth Brenough)
More D&D Books( Dragon Magick)
Capt. Morgans Tattoo
Baronjager
Chambored
Tarot Deck( whatever as long as they're new(ish) ( would prefer the Thoth, and Cat People)
Pagan Books( Karma Sutra( the old book not the nudie pics), Drum Healing)
A car (hehe yea i know)
To hang with friends before rehersal at 7.( yea fat chance)
To see something cool at PPAC( Rent, Spamalot...)
A Steady Job( yea i know, last time i promise)
Weapons
HYpnotic
New Note book for writing or BOS
Candles
Lion King The Musical(CD)
Music
a nice shirt
sneakers, or boots (8 1/2-9)
a whip
silk rope (wait wrong list...but...)
a steak dinner
ice cream( mint chocotale cookie )
a massage
time...talking, hangin
Phoenix's Inferno!Phoenix’s T’was the night before X-Mass! ( 2003 )
T’was the night before x-mass and all though my house.
It was damn f-in quiet, cuz I killed that damn mouse!
No stalking were hung by the chimney with cheer
Cuz we don’t have a fire place, Fuck I need a BEER!
The children where nestled all snug in their beds,
Which is good because if they weren’t I’d be bustin some heads.
Mom sipping brandy and Dad drinking jack
Were just getting ready to hop in the sack *shudders*
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
And a fat man ran past the window, to empty his bladder
Wasn’t hard to figure when the fat man ran past
I opened up the door in time to see Santa scratching his ass
No need for formalities as Santa looked back,
“Hey what’s crackin Phoenix!” And he handed me a half rack.
I said, “Come on in ya fat bastard, have yourself a snack”
“Don’t mind if I do, just watch the wise cracks.”
Then with his eyes twinkling I heard the man say
“Holy fuck that’s a
whol
PhoenikoiYou Are Jean Grey
Although your fate is often unknown, you always seem to survive (even after death).
Your mind is your greatest weapon, literally!
Powers: telepathy and telekinesis, the ability to project thoughts into the mind of others, communication with animals
Which of the X-Men Are You?
Diana will go to jail for ...
Making lewd remarks to your arresting officer
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
PhoenixThis is the "hottie" test. Reply through a message with your answers. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers.
Dont worry about hurting feelings--- BE HONEST!!!
Do i look like a good kisser?
[] yes
[] no
Would you kiss me?
[] yes
[] no
Am I?
[] beautiful!
[] sexy
[] fine
[] pretty
[] iight
[] ugly!
Do you think i still have my v card?
[] yes
[] no
[] dont know!
I look like..
[] a player
[] a slut
[] a whore
[] a hubby/wifey type
[] a one time thing
[] a next bf/gf
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes
[] No
Would you rather..
[] hook up with me
[] cuddle with me
[] date me
On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1
[] 2
[] 3
[] 4
[] 5
[] 6
[] 7
[] 8
[] 9
[] 10
Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU?
[] yes
[] no
what would you want me to be to you?
[] friend
[] girl friend/boy friend
[] Hub
Phoenix ArisenPast relationships calling in the night
Haunting my dreams and thoughts
Turning from the hours of darkness
To face the possibilities of tomorrow
I build my nest of broken dreams
Hurt and sorrow, things I dread
Taking from the sanity I fail to keep
Memories destroyed by bitterness
And yet there is a light in the tunnel
I look to the day of realisation
The floods of tears, in mind forgotten
Replaced by the new nightmares of today
Alone, I face the world unshielded
But hope guides me forward
Many years lost in the wilderness
Learning, experience, from all bad things
Tongue tied in arguments, still resounding
Physical abuse of emotionless face
The scars will heal, I hope, in time
I light my fire, to burn out the hatred
Mental intrusion, cuts down too deep
Tearing my heart from lifeless husk
Will it end in turmoil, I never understand
But reasoning helps in isolation
Preparing for the final rebirth
The path is clearer now, in soul
Reaching awaren
PhoenixWhy does a woman have to put a man through so much stress and so many tests just to see if he is going to be loyal? Especially when he has already done so much. What is the point of all the tests? Does it really prove that he loves you. Has he not already proven that by telling you he loves you. By staying by your side. By doing anything and everything within his power to keep you in his heart while ya'll are apart. Maybe you women out there can give me a little insight. Help me out. I don't care who knows it, but I love my woman and if anyone messes with her I will KILL themand plan it so i don't get caught!!!!!!!!
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PhoenixBeautiful red and yellow feathers
Sparkling eyes that
Have the power to heal
With their tears
Then, in their old age
They burst into flames
Ashes fall to the cage's bottom
Once again the beautiful phoenix
Is born from the ashes
That previously fell
Just moments before
PhoenixYOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW HER, AND IF YOU DONT YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON A GOOD FRIEND! ROBISUE IS ALWAYS JUMPING AROUND TRYING TO HELP SOMEONE OR ANOTHER, AND NOW SHE NEEDS OUR HELP!
SHES CLOSE TO BECOMING A FUKING! SHES GOT PLENTY OF PICS TO RATE AND LOTS OF STASH, SO I KNOW IT CAN BE DONE SOON, IF WE TRY! IF SHES ON YOUR LIST GO HIT HER PAGE UP WITH SOME FU LOVING, AND IF SHES NOT, THEN SHE SHOULD BE, SO FAN, RATE, AND ADD HER! SHE WILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU! ANY ONE OF THE PICS WILL TAKE YOU THERE!
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I SAY THESE ARE MY GIRLS CAUSE THEY ARE ALL IN MY FAMILY. I WOULDNT TRADE ONE OF THEM FOR ANYTHING! I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH AND IM GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO LOVE THEM TOO. STOP BY ALL THEIR PAGES AND GET TO KNOW THEM. FAN, ADD, RATE ALL OF THESE SEXY WOMEN. YOU WILL BE BLESSED FOR KNOWING THEM, CAUSE I AM! IF THEY ASK WHY YOU ARE STALKING THEIR PAGE JUST TELL THEM I SENT YOU...SO START STALKING!!!
MEMOIRE
PhoenixThey say an end can be a start Feels like I've been buried yet I'm still alive It's like a bad day that never ends I feel the chaos around me A thing I don't try to deny I'd better learn to accept that There are things in my life that I can't control They say love ain't nothing but a sore I don't even know what love is Too many tears have had to fall Don't you know I'm so tired of it all I have known terror dizzy spells Finding out the secrets words won't tell Whatever it is it can't be named There's a part of my world that' s fading away You know I don't want to be clever To be brilliant or superior True like ice, true like fire Now I know that a breeze can blow me away Now I know there's much more dignity In defeat than in the brightest victory I'm losing my balance on the tight rope Tell me please, tell me please, tell me please... If I ever feel better Remind me to spend some good time with you You can give me your number When it's all over I'll let you know Hang on t
Phoenix Rising"Music's the only thing that makes sense anymore. Play it loud enough, it keeps the demons at bay..."~ JoJo/Across The Universe~
It's hilarious how sometimes you're just minding your own business, maybe playing an online game or two, when: WHAM! Something occurs to you that SHOULD have been obvious. I mean, it's literally a "d'oh!!!!" moment. Ok, I figured out a long time ago, that revelations rarely come when you're LOOKING for them, and even if they do, then the "epiphany" isn't at all how, or what, you expected. This is a matter of course for my 19 lyfe... so I've gotten to a point where I just really sit back and let my "discoveries" flow naturally. Well... yes, I (the loser @ this online game that I was playing) was really letting my mind take a chill day. I've quite recently and presently been through a whole SLEW of emotions that required me to admit to various truths (even if only to myself) and alter my behaviors and feelings toward certain things, so, absolutely, I was just
Phoenix's Nsfw PicsIf you are wanting to have NSFW access, here is the list of things we can trade (these go to either her or me).. I AM ALWAYS ADDING NEW PICS TO HER NSFW WHEN I HAVE VIP...SHE HAS A VARIETY OF PICS FROM TOPLESS, BOTTOMLESS, ACTION STUFF AND MORE.
Bling Packs 6 credit bling pack-1 Day
12 credit bling pack-1 Week
25 Credit Bling pack-2 weeks
65 Credit Bling Pack-1 month
135 Credit Bling Pack-3 Month
The only bling that will get you into my family are polishers or god mode..I'm sorry but I'm not much interested in the 11s or cherry bomb at the moment...
Polishers--Send me and my fuwifey a polisher for a 2 week add
God Mode Bling will get you the same as a 135 bling pack--3 months in fam
Blasts 1 Day Blast-1 Day
3 Day Blast-3 days
7 Day Blast-2 weeks
Phone TroubleMy cell phone was dropped in a sink with water now i cant get to any of my numbers... if u have my # plz send me ur # so that I can call u when I get my phone fixed... thanks for ur help...
Phone CallSubject: Phone Call
"Hello?"
"Hi honey. This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause,
Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the
Phoney People Come To Pray(or Prey...)...Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Should I talk slower like you're a retard
Should I talk slower like you're retarded
Yo they think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb
They think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb
Get it
Get it
Get it
You just dont get it
Get it
Get it
Get it
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Ar
Phoney Smiles & Fake HellosSo anyways it's a sunday evening and i'm bored out of my head, so I thought i'd do a blog on fake people...Why are there so many fake people around? I hate it so much. We all have good friends in our lives, but why is it sometimes you fall out with someone, You think you know really well. You apologise and then they're like "it's ok, mates again, i'm sorry too" etc. The next few days everything's ok, you're talking to them and having a laugh and everything's good. Then the next minute it's dead...I think people really need to get a grip on reality because it's not all about them all the time, we all have feelings, and when they're like that it can be really upsetting. So why be like this?If I upset anyone I always do my best to apologise and make it up to them, Sure i've done my fair share of upsetting people in the past, But hasn't everybody?I'm just sick & tired of these people and I really haven't got time for them anymore, so here's to all the fake mothafuckas out there... FUCK YO
Phone Number TrickWell to all my friends here I just wanted to let you all know I am not going to be on this site for awhile. My grandfather fell ill and does not look good so I am leaving first thing in the morning to Puerto Rico. But I will be back! Take care to all! XOXO Elisa Take the 1st 3 digits of your phone number and multiply by 80
then add 1
then multiply by 250
now add the last 4 digits to your phone number to this
then subtract 250
now divide by 2
see if your answer is your phone number!
Neat trick!
Phone #MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press
2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the
line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the
Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696..
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or Before the
beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term
memory loss, press
Phone FunAs I listened to his voice my body quivered. He had me so wet. I could feel my pussy aching just talking with him for the five minutes we've been on the phone. I wanted release and I knew he wanted it too. I just didn't know how to bring it up. We'd never met in person, but had got to know each other really well since we talked almost every night. He'd gotten my phone number from a friend of ours. Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah, my pussy. That man's voice melted me every time I heard or even thought about it.
In the past I'd just wait until we got off of the phone before I 'took care' of the aching. I'd grab my toy and play his voice in my head making myself cum hard. Tonight was different. I wanted him to hear me get off, but was a little shy at being the first to bring it up and he was probably holding back for fear of hurting my feelings. So, I decided to try and play while on the phone, and hide it from him.
I started rubbing my tits and to my surprise my nipples were like l
Phone CommentsOK PEOPLE I GOT A NEW VOICE COMMENT LEAVER THING LOL. WHICH MEANS YOU CAN RING FROM AMERICA AND CANADA AND LEAVE ME MESSAGES ON IT. YAY!
Send me a VoiceComment. It's FREE! Just call 1(641)985-7800 and enter *3525654. Hey if you wanted to leave me a voice comment on my page. Go to my homepage and scroll down there will be a box about phone recordings. Ring the number and type in my code then leave me a message. By the way its a freephone number which is even better lol. Hope to hear from you soon.
Phony Profile Picsso how does every body feel pitty grabbers u kow the ones u talk too and thier nice and swet the frist time, then some how they end up suckin like a vacum oh this happened just trying too get you too pity them ok once fine but when thats all they talk about shit i can only take so much i just want too reach through my screen grab them and say suck it up muffin we all have been there once or twice so if your are and pitty grabber not here please your profile pic is the most important i think that your profile pic should be recent not the ones when you were sixteen. ithink your pics should show who you are, dont get me wrong all the hot pics i love them too. so my next one is about story telling k cool but if i wanted too hear bullshit i would go down too the local bar sit down with a couple of drunk buddys and see who had the best one hey i have come up with a few myself but thats all whiskey talk. so rule of thumb is if you want too gett to
Phonies!Ladies watch out for this one, guys if you don't want your lady hated on read on:
Missy@ CherryTAP
The above ugh I'll say person and bite my tongue pretends to be nice and here for friends yet rates your bf's profile and pics then rates you a 1 and blocks you (that's what she did to me and Marc)! Her profile says:
First things first, DO NOT send me friend requests just to get points or to have another person on your list to send bulletins to, don't leave comments just to have me stop by and give you points. I'm not here for that, I'm here to make friends. Those are some of the main reasons I left myspace!
I'm easy going and love to hang out with my friends and party.
I agree with her views written but that is no reason to be such a b*tch! (I've never been to her page before, requested an add or rated) my bf and a few friends paid her a visit with 1s back and block but I thought you should know what she's like for real! Another one who attempts to lure bf's...
WhlchrCuti
Phone Sex KathrynHello Im Kathry sweet young lady who loves to have a good time. Hello, my name is Kathryn. I am easy going, almost 30 and admit I am not the classiest gal around. I would much rather take a long motorcycle ride and a burger over a romantic dinner out. I am bisexual and would be a lesbian if I didn't like a hard cock in my pussy when I cum.
I keep my twat all natural and my pubes are soft on the face. That's a big hint because I love a good pussy licking.
Sexually I like all positions and have recently begun to really enjoy anal sex, but you have to go slow the first few strokes. I am curious about role play and prefer being dominant and you under my sexual control. I am a voyeur too, I could masturbate for hours watching real people fuck each other.
I have seriously considered joining a swingers club to fulfill that need, besides I think I would love to try a cum soaked gang bang.
Pretty much anything goes with me, I think fucking should be fun and always end with a big
Phone # GameJUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.. REPOST TIS AND SEE HOW MANY PHONE NUMBERS YOU CAN GET... ITS AL IN FUN SO LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!!!!
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Phone CallsQuarter to seven this morning.... ring ring, ring ring, ring ring.... right next to my ear.
Oh its my home number, so it must be important! So I get out of bed reach for the phone and it stops. Grrrrrrrrr.
I press 1471 to see whos number it is, and I do not recognise it. As it is early in the morning I presume it must be my mother as she gets up early for work.... so I call the number back...
Me: Hello, you have just rang my number?
Lady: Oh yes, is that Andrew's mum?
Me: No
Lady: Are you sure?
Me: Um, yes I think I am sure
Lady: Oh, I was just ringing to tell you that Matthew will not be at school today and that they will be going to Jack's....
Me: It is 6.45 AM you have woken up my entire house, I know neither of a Matthew or an Andrew and I think you have the wrong number
Lady: Oh, no I haven't this is definately the right number
Me: No.... It isn't
Lady: Well, if you listened to the answer machine message I left you wouldn't have been woken up
Phonecalls @ 3am :(We didn't get to bed till after midnite last nite and Tiger had to be up at 5 :/
Anyways about 3am the phone rings and Tiger jumps up and answers it. When the phone rings at 3am you get a bad feeling just because ya know?
So I hear Tiger talking and asking why? So he walks back to our 17 yr old sons room.
I laid there waiting for him to come back to bed..took awhile. When he finally came back I asked him what was up? He said it was Adam .. I said why is he calling this late? He said to tell Jordan that some people died in a car accident. I said WHO!? He couldn't remember the names, so I went and asked Jordan. Well it turns out that it was a couple of his classmates, 1 of which is our cousin. So needless to say I had an extremely hard time falling back to sleep. Then when the alarm went off at 5am for Tiger to get up I ended up getting up.
I hate 3am calls :(
Phone Technisions We KnowýMujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and
Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am
ready."
The manager said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and
say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer
problems. No doubt you have spoken to him. I have.
Phone Message"I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."
Phone FunAs I listened to his voice my body quivered. He had me so wet. I could feel my pussy aching just talking with him for the five minutes we've been on the phone. I wanted release and I knew he wanted it too. I just didn't know how to bring it up. We'd never met in person, but had got to know each other really well since we talked almost every night. He'd gotten my phone number from a friend of ours. Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah, my pussy. That man's voice melted me every time I heard or even thought about it.
In the past I'd just wait until we got off of the phone before I 'took care' of the aching. I'd grab my toy and play his voice in my head making myself cum hard. Tonight was different. I wanted him to hear me get off, but was a little shy at being the first to bring it up and he was probably holding back for fear of hurting my feelings. So, I decided to try and play while on the phone, and hide it from him.
I started rubbing my tits and to my surprise my nipples were like lit
Phone GamesI don't think you will
ever fully understand
how you've touched my life
and made me who I am.
I don't think you could ever know
just how truly special you are
that even on the darkest nights
you are my brightest stars.
I don't think you will ever fully comprehend
how you've made my dreams come true
or how you've opened my heart
to love and the wonders it can do.
You've allowed me to experience
something very hard to find
unconditional love that exists
in my body, soul, and mind.
I don't think you could ever feel
all the love I have to give
and I'm sure you'll never realize
you've been my will to live.
You are amazing people
and without you I don't know where I'd be.
Having you in my life
completes and fulfills every part of me.
Mommy loves you so much!!
Phone Games
She quivered with anticipation, the familiar ring
The telephone call that made her heart sing.
His voice soft and low, it made her face glow
With the soft pink hue that excite
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Phony Peopleseems to me that people r not as genuin as they seem. lies, and deception r all that is on their minds. tired of that. how many of us would like to know that chivalry isn't dead amoung all of us, men and women alike. courtousy to others and respect is of the utmost quality. not being fake. how do u feel about this? i enjoy having fun like everyone else but should be truthful about it, and real. let me know what u think. thanks.
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Phone Call**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
**'Hello?'**
**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**
**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**
**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**
Brief Pause.
**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway .'**
**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**
**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**
**'I did it, Daddy.'**
**'And what happened, honey?' **
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around
Phone SexMmm, phone sex.
It’s so hot
Hearing your voice on the other end of the line
Talking dirty to me
Getting me wetter
Hearing your moans
Hearing you call out my name
As you jack off that sweet hard cock of yours
Fantasizing that you are fucking me so hard
I moan back in unison with you
Thrusting my hand all over and into my pussy
Getting it drenched in my wetness
Fantasizing the same thing that you are
Hearing you cum for me
Cumming so hard
Knowing that you are waiting to hear me cum too
Feeling my orgasm approaching
Moaning louder into the phone
Almost deafening you
Then feeling my sweet release as I cum for you
All over my hand
Tasting myself as I bring my hand to my mouth
Wishing you could taste me too
Both of us feeling satsified
Saying goodbye and hanging up the phone
Knowing that both of us can hardly wait till the next time that we will do this again.
Phonei am in need of someone helping me pay my cell bill for this month only can someone help me
Phonywhen you think you got a friend to lean on everything comes crashing down....u find out from other ppl that they talkin shyt about u...and then they want to make up some shyt to start drama...friends dont act like friends anymore all they is phony and kaniving....we are living in hell and the only way to get out of it is to ignore all the bullshyt thats goin on...u dont really need anyone in ur life except the man upstairs....if u do bad things bad things wll happen to you do good things good things happen to you....really that isnt fully true...the man downstairs doesnt want you to live right so he throw obsticles to you and most of the time its bad things...it may look tempting but really you gettin yourself screwed over....all im sayin dont trust noone close or far the only person u should trust is the man upstairs....God bless and Amen in the name of jesus christ
Phone SexMmmm phone sex
It's so hot
hearing your voice on the other end of the line
talking dirty to me
getting me wetter
hearing your moans
hearing you call out my name
as you jack off that sweet hard cock of yours
fantasizing that you are fucking me so hard
I moan back in unison with you
thrusting my hand all into my pussy
getting it drenched in my wetness
fantasizing the same thing that you are
hearing you cum for me
cuming so hard
knowing that you are waiting to hear me cum too
feeling my orgasm approaching
moaning louder into the phone
almost deafening you
then feeling my sweet release as I cum for you
all over my hand
tasting myself as we say goodbye
until next time
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She is 19 years old and sounded so damn soft, sweet and sexy. I normally dont go for girls, but every now and then I will induldge my self.
So I get a call and the first thing I hear is this sweet sexy young girl moaning and telling me how bad she wants me.....Guys you know thats hot! Listening to her moan and telling me how and what she was doing defiantly made me wish I was there..
I couldn't help but to picture her here with me and what I would do with her!
Okay I just had to getthat out of my system!
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Phonesex SlutI wrote you a poem, wanna hear??? It’s called:
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Why don’t you cum over to my place,
I’ll show you a great time, you know.
I’ll start by rubbing my tits all over your face,
And be your sexy little ho.
Let’s continue with some sexy erotic dance,
Grasping the pole is certainly my thing.
My plump round ass puts you into a trance,
And we’ll have plenty of time for sensual massaging.
No body knows what we’ll be doing next,
How bout some sexy lips around your cock?
Or perhaps some dirty, nasty anal sex?
That’s a way that Kristin loves to fuck!
We’ll finish off with a hot, sticky load of cum,
Your sweet juice is what I love best of all.
Next time maybe you’ll blow it on my bum,
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PhotosSo I know I have very few photos. It's hard for me to take pictures of myself because, of course, I am my own biggest and worst critic. I think if anyone wants more pictures on my page, they should offer to take some of me! ha ha, if only.
PhotographersWhy when you need a photographer can you never find a professional one that isn't going to charge you an arm and a leg? Since I recently moved I have been contemplating good places to shoot and if I should consider getting someone to shoot my photos for me. Any thoughts? I love to shoot photos myself and like taking my own photos but, sometimes it is just nice to get someone else to do it.
~Nadya~
PhotosJust curious to see who thinks a pic of someone in a bikini should be marked "adult" Just had mine marked adult.
PhotosWhy is it when you get a bag of chips there's always that one "bad" chip. The same goes for sunflower seeds but let's just stick with chips. I'm talking about that one chip wih the awful taste that makes you have to eat like 12 more chips to make that taste go away but that "bad" chip is always near the bottom of the bag so your cramming crumbs in your mouth and/or pouring the remains directly from the bag to your mouth and you chew feverishly because that "bad" chip ruined your otherwise wonderful chip eating experience. I'm looking for new ideas for photos to be posted, please let me know your ideas. Not feeling great tonight. 'Nuff said.
Photosi will have more pics soon ,,,,,any suggestions on wat i should take them of i will have more pics soon ,,,,,any suggestions on wat i should take them of i will have more pics soon ,,,,,any suggestions on wat i should take them of
Photography SchoolI never knew photography school could be so expensive.. who wants to make donations for me to go?
PhotosIm out of town this weekend stayed in Memphis last night and went to Beale Street and got a new tattoo you can check it out in my Tattoo folder.. they did ok on it but they were to damn high there should have waited and got it back home... on my way to Tunica today to either win some money or lose some lol... I will be on and off here over the weekend when im not busy partyin ;-)
hugs and kisses
Michelle
Oh yeah it is my 11 yr anniversary today!!! POSTED A FEW NEW SWIMSUIT PICS IN MY VARIETY FOLDER... THE 2007 EDITION LOL come on check out all the new pics in my folders and pop those comment cherries ;-)... some in the weekend fun folder from my gf's bachelorette party last weekend they are funny and i will be posting some more of my new truck some time today :-)
PhotographyHere is Bill Bozly doing a cover of a Zepplin song..What talent, go to www.myspace.com/billbozly to hear his stuff.
I have put it in a slide show...
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Photohey I have the private copllection open for a little while
Photonot feeling the love, would like some people to rate me and my great photos and page, then i can put some new photos up xx hello sexy people, i really need some photo space, so can you help me get to the next cherrytap level please luv ya xxxx please help me to get some more photo space! please rate me all over and pass me on aswell thanks for your help xx
Photosynthesis[yes this has been posted as a bulletin, but feel free to make your own in a response]
i am 'photosynthesis' in a nutshell!
A craptacular quiz by Danielle!
1. When you were a kid, did it make you kind of happy when other kids got in trouble? Did you taunt or mock them with evil glee?
:: "i laugh in the face of danger. ha. ha. ha.!" [in a tempestuous laugh!].
i was in trouble everyday, so if another kid getting in trouble was what it took to keep me company in detention, or the principles office, well then i was strangely amused!
2. Do you have a neurosis (or two or three)?
:: i guess it all depends on how you catagorize the word "neurosis". I tend to mimick the likeness of an individual with OCD. For example: It is critical that i have no more, or no less than 222 friends on my myspace list. This afternoon i woke up to find that all that deleting and scouring got me nowhere! i now have 221 friends, and i am seriously considering crawling back to a "friend" whom i h
PhotosYou want more photos???? Give me gifts... I have photos of me with bananas, double ended dildos and with two other women... I love to show off my body... But in return i like to see yours too, men or women, so if you have enjoyed seeing me please send me your photos xxxx
Photoshoot Journalso for those that have seen the movie Gummo, you will understand my uneasy feeling with this...
I'm traveling to Xenia OH to do a photoshoot/video with a chick I've known for years...
so Im oddly scared, yet oddly fascinated as my last Xenia experience was a bit less casual and kind of rushed as we were running down to Houston to start ozzfest in 05...
if i make it out alive and with all my teeth and appendages, im sure I will have many a story to tell as I want to hit the strip club there this time and see what kind of train wrecks come of it hahahaha....
*shudder*
anyway, for those not familiar with the movie here's what amazon had to say about it:
Plot Synopsis: Xenia, Ohio, is a small poor and boring city that never fully recovered after a tornado in the 1970s. Teenager Solomon and his slightly older friend Tummler, have nothing to do but kill time, buying glue to sniff and get high.
see more here
I just remember seeing a kid that killed cats to sell to a lo
Photo ContestI am in another photo contest, and thanks to all my friends out there I won, And now the same photo is in a contest again, Please vote for it and rate it. And bombing is ok in this contest..
Thank you for the help
XoBiigBiitchXo
Here is Link for photo contest
PhotographyI have been a camera buff pretty much all my life. I'm pretty good. I was fortunate to have Jim Broyles, a friend that influenced me early about the basics of black and white photography while I was stationed at Finthen Army Air Field in Germany during 1965-66.
I enjoy making personal and candid portraits of people, and then giving them the photo as a free gift; asking IF they will pass on this small kindness whenever they are able to, to someone else, some time in the future. Sort of my way of putting Christmas in each day of the year, by giving away small portraits to those I choose to photograph.
You may see some of my work at Chazzman34’s Flickr photo albums
Photographically, I have drifted toward shooting people interacting at reunions, conferences, or similar events.
For DeSoto High School, Class of 1960 in Arcadia Florida, I take a lot of photos of my high school classmates, some I have known since we were six years old. It is great being around friends with this co
PhotographsDoes Anyone have their OLD High School Yearbooks??
ever look at them and think backand see your OLD flames?
Or That Old Friend from Way back and wonder Where they Are NOW?? LOL.....
Photo 2 Mobilehttp://www.sonnerie.net/photoperso/index_test.php?la=EN&a=photo2mobile
Photos NeededCHERRIE TAPS TOP GREAT, ROUND, JUICY, BIG BOOTIES.... CUTE FACE THIN WASTE WITH A BIG BEHIND... IF THATS U PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SEND IN PHOTO
( Need extras for a video I'm dancing in... We will fly in the winner ) CHERRIE TAPS TOP GREAT, ROUND, JUICY, BIG BOOTIES.... CUTE FACE THIN WASTE WITH A BIG BEHIND... IF THATS U PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SEND IN PHOTO
( Need extras for a video I'm dancing in... We will fly in the winner )
PhotosHow many pictures can one take of their face? I see people with a hundred pictures of their face, each one only a degree off from the next. Rate one ya rated them all
Photo Shoot InfoFor those of you that are interested. . .
I have a set rate for a standard three setting photo session. Which includes up to three different looks. (outfits, backgrounds, etc.) This includes a photo disc with edited images from the shoot in two formats. Full size, hi rez images for printing, and smaller, reduced images for web use.
A discount is offered for those willing to sign a release which allows me to use the photos for personal promotion. (Such as many of the images that you see on my pages here.)
I also offer a TFCD (TradeForCD) for those willing to sign a release, as well as work with me on any creative or artistic ideas that I may have in mind. In essence, there is no fee, and we both get the shots that we want.
If anyone has any further questions, you can message me. Of course I am always looking for new photo ideas and opportunities.
Photo Comp.Hey everyone! Can you please go vote on my pic. I am in a photo competiton and looking for some help on votes. I really appreciate it. Thanks
just click the link to my pic.
http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=582613&albumid=0&i=1832643066
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PhotosThe photos are all taken by me of me. Yes, I am a narcissistic twat.
How did I edit them? I used Picasa, free software available from Google.
Questions? Feel free to ask. I may or may not answer.
Photo Edits....Hi all as you can see from my page and album i like to edit and create art..im looking for new faces to edit. if you would like an edit done please feel free to ask ...I enjoy do them so much and with your permission i will do one for you as sexy or naughty as you wish...hahahhaah..Ok step on up and lets create some art..hahahaha...DK
Photoshop SkillsHA! BUST. Just kidding, i just made some photos public.....you should go drop some comments.....females only i can make x-ray pictures now. so if you want to see my pictures or you have one you want me to x-ray let me know. if you want me to x-ray a pic for you the cloths need to be light (white is best) and of thin material. i can do it almost perfect if it's already a little see through
Photo Comment Time People!http://www.bullseyetattoos.com/tattoos/Celtic-Irish/jn1278-Celtic_Heart
This is the tattoo I have found that looks like something that would suit me. Let me know what ya think. I'm thinking of either getting it on the back of my left shoulder or on my lower leg area somewhere. The red smokey design around the heart is going to be like a light blue though I think. Blue and green are two of my favorite colors and I think they would look good together on this tattoo.
For any of ya that haven't done so already...pleeeease please(yes i'm begging)click on the pic above! It will take you to the contest thing automatically and all ya gotta do...is leave a comment..or two lol. Don't comment on it in my photo album cause it won't count. Comment through the pic link above...I have until the 15th to try winning this. For those that have...I thank you very much. Just know that if you're ever in a pic contest of some sort that I will return the favor and help ya out too. *hugs*
~Kell
Alri
PhotosIf paedophilia is so bad (and we all know it is) why do ppl put pictures of their underage kids on and expect us to "rate them"
sounds like enforced paedophilia to me...
RATE MY 6 YEAR OLD.... ehhh "__No!!!__!" why the hell do people feel the urge to put hunners o almost identical pictures taken af their webcams, or the archetypal myspace foto takin a picture wiv one arm oot the side?
do ye not have any friends to...you know..take the picture of you for you?
an then to ask yer mates to rate them..
if i rate one, as they're all the same, can't you just imagine that i rated them all identically?
what's the point? why are there hunners of ladys on here being finger cannibals but when you try it irl you get sent to jail?
and what's the fascination with chosing scissors when playing rock scissors stone with the person takin the picture?
The Photographer"I've never done this before," Glenna offered, "are you sure that your customer wants a sixty year old has been!?!" "You look just fine, baby," Carl said soothingly, "okay now, lean over a little and let me see some of that cleavage spilling out of your bra!!!" "Oh, wow," he enthused, "what size bra do you wear, you're really huge!?!" "Uh, 42dd," she replied softly, "do they look too big?!?" "Are you kidding," he replied as he snapped away, "you can never be too big in this line of work, now be a good girl and drop the bra for me!!!" With nervous hands, Glenna reached back and undid the five clasps that held her industrial strength brassiere in place, and with almost little girl shyness, let it slip from her shoulders to the floor! "Holy smokes," he gasped, "incredible, just incredible, baby, you have the juiciest jugs I've seen in a long time, and those nipples, christ alive, it looks like you must have breast fed fifty babies!!!" Hearing his comments about her chest not only raised a
Photo RatingI know we all like to rate the photos, but there is no reason to be an asshole and rate people a 2 or 3, just because you don't like them or they pissed you off. If you can't be nice, stay away. We are all here to have fun and not have some jerk try to hurt your feelings. So, just enjoy the site and have some fun.
PhotosIt's been an experience being on here,but I must say that all my new friends and fans have made it a lot more fun.....
To any who wonder why I haven't written individually-I must say that I hope you forgive me-it has been a time of adjustment for both hubby and myself since we are in the process of getting him into physical therapy and ready for his prosthesis.....we're looking forward to him walking for the first time in over a year.
I must tell all my new friends,fans and family thanks for giving an old woman new people to talk to and interesting new pics to look at.....I'm trying to learn how to morph so any help will be GREATLY appreciated.
I hope all of you will have a great weekend and good things in your life. Being that I am married to a disabled Viet Nam veteran who has just recently lost a lower limb as a result of all the toxins used by our lovely country to make war easier....wierd concept,isn't it?to make war easier,to allow the mass slaughter of people(both o
Photo ContestI'm having a 5 day comment bombing contest! it starts today 5-7-07.Contest ends 5-12-07 If you wanna join just tell me what picture you want me to use...
YOU can comment bomb yourself.
1st plast is 1 week blast
2nd place is 3-day blast
3rd place is a big pimpin gift(mens braclet, woman diamond earrings)
if you have any questions please ask
melika 806831!
Also if you don't want to JOIN just look in my contestant album and help them out with some comments!!!!!!!
Thank you!!!!!
Photoshoot And New SpokesmodelsI need some help with this contest...it will be on until July 31st at midnite, and I would like to give it my best shot...Would you please help?
Click Me To Comment Me...make em dirty! We're holding a photoshoot this weekend for our new spokesmodels which include, Amy, Allison, Ashlee, Nicole and Sandra...
These beauties are coming to help us do some promo shots for the Texas Car-B-Q and we'll be doing some of their portfolio pics, too! We'll post a couple here, but the best place to find our girls is on the website!!! Just click the logo!
muahz
The TCBQ Crew
Beer, Babes and Barbecue!!
Come get to know me and the other Flames at our home with the Texas Car-B-Q. Roadkill never looked this good!!!
We'd love to have you and we can talk about the best things that life has to offer! Beer, babes and barbecue with a little car talk thrown in for good measure!
The PhotographRight now I believe I'm being tested. So are you. Is it right that a government can send our friends and family to some God forsaken hell hole but I can't write the word fuck in a newspaper editorial to be seen. I'm not saying the word in a context to which a child might see it, and if they do just so happen to see this word they should know what it is and respect it. Not just let it loose in a flurry of obscenity. Words are undefinable that way, and they're just not that effective. You see, we're human beings, and we've been put here for a reason. Some are to undermined the capacity of thought for other people. You're being told to shut up and you are. Good monkey. Now, go buy something and say to yourself, "The United States is a land of freedom."
I've also heard the phrase, speaking of freedom, "Freedom isn't free." Well, if it isn't free, it isn't freedom now is it? Don Imus, don't really know the man, lost his job over his use of the phrase "nappy-headed hos" that was directed t
PhotographyTomorrow is the big day LoL, Just a little nervous. Wow the event is from 10 pm till 3 am.
This is going to be my first fashion show shoot / party. Hmmm I hope I got everything....
Do you think 1,275 photo's will be enought?
LoL after the show i will try to post some samples...
see ya there .... Photography, I am pretty good but I need practice on people.
If you are in the local area (Miami, Ft Lauderdale area) and would like pictures for profiles or what ever just shoot a e-mail or private message with your ideas. I will give you an dvd of all of the images taken. I will Shoot on location only ( I currently do not have a studio.)
Photo'sI am looking to add more photos of myself on here and Im curious to what type of photos I shold take of myself. So any input would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks
Photo Morpheusi was wondering if anyone coul dhelp me create a photo morpheus please....i have no idea how to create one....please help thanks
Photo StuffLook at them in order, the captions matter :)
http://www.cherrytap.com/myimages.php?albumid=386894
PhotosFel free to comment on my photo's..i love all your input!!
Photo Contests & GiveawaysHere is something I've started for FUN!!
A FuBaR Gifts Giveaway
There is WAY TOO MUCH DRAMA
HERE ON FuBAR,
time to have some fun, again!!
The rules are simple:
1) You must have an APPROVED FuBar Salute Photo (unless I personally Know you)
2) You can Comment of your own picture, even Bomb it if you want too.
3) There is NO TIME LIMIT for this Giveaway!
4) I should have to say this one; but I think I better: Please remember that this is for some FuBar Virtual Gifts, ONLY.
5) All gifts are cumulative!
6) Please give me time to get you the gifts, it might take me a day or two. But you will get everything you earned.
7) NO NSFW PHOTO!!!
How to enter:
1) Just send me a Message with your Picture link in it.
2) Please title it GIVEAWAY, so it doesn't get lost with the Military Blogs mail.
3) I'll RIP the Photo, so hopefully some people will fellow the link back to your page.
I added more gift levels!
So check out the
Photo RatingI am tired of people getting upset about what i rate their photo. I dont care how you rate mine and if it bothers you so much when i give it a low rating then take it off. I believe in rating honestly, rather than giving someone an inflated rating just so thay dot get their feelings hurt
Photo RatingsI try to keep up with everyone that rates my photos- but sometimes because i post alot of mumms i dont get to see all the people that rated me, if you have rating me and I have not returned the favor please let me knoe. thank you and have a great night
Photo ShootHAVE YOU SEEN MY SOUTHERN CHARMS SITE ? THERE ARE LOTS OF PICS AND VIDEOS TOO !!!! cOME HAVE A LOOK. http://www.southern-charms.com/beachbunny/main.htm
LOVE YOU ALL
BEVERLY
ANYONE IN MY AREA THAT HAS A BOAT , MOTERCYCLE OR SPORTS CAR THAT WOULN'T MIND ME DOING A PHOTO SHOOT ON OR WITH PLESE LET ME KNOW. YOU COULD EVEN STAR IN A FEW OF THE PHOTOS IF YOU LIKE. imikimi - Customize Your World
Photo Lab Techjust a little update tonight is my last 3rd shift night i gotta go in at 730pm, im officially a photo lab tech and im in training to be the head lab tech. photo is one of my loves of life so im excited bout this promotion. theres alot to know to be a lab tech and even more to be the head.
Photo Of Bear And IHi everyone,
For those who don't know, I am an Author and have writen a novel called For Love and Honor.
I have decided to quit my job, and write more books. So this is where I need all of your help. To be able to quit working, I need everyone to buy a book. Otherwise, I have to keep working my 40 + hours and have no time to write. My next 2 book are a sci-fi novel and a book about Loss Prevention. The sci-fi hopefully will be turned into a movie. So if you have $16.95 please please find it in your heart to buy a wonderful romance novel called For Love and Honor. ISBN #1413793932. You can find it at Barnes and Noble, Amazon, Books A Million, and so on. If you have time, jump onto my website www.lisagailnaughton.com You'll love it!
Thanks for your support.
Lisagail
PhotoshopDoes anyone happen to have any interest in having some photoshop editing done on any of there pics? I really shouldn't have the time, but I could use the distraction, since life is often so much fun. It'll be low res quick work, but it'll be more than good enough for CT use.
If you're interested, let me know what pic you'd like worked on and what you're interested in having done. Different backgrounds, special effects, color changes, color removal, whatever you can think of. Ever wondered what you'd look like with different colored eyes? Shoot me a message and I'll see what I can do.
Thanks.
PhotosDo u like my new photos of nature? Do u like my nsfw photos? Have u ever had sex on the beach? Do u like it?
Photo Gallery Listen Up!The album named Pix Not me, Plz it is not me naked in those pictures and those I got in a email and on line plz.. That is not me WARNING NOT ME AT ALL.. this is just a note to tell you all ok.. Thank you..
Virgo24
Photo Rippersok I do not mind if people rip my photos. take a piece of me so you can adore me anytime, but when someone I do not know rips my photo and puts it on their page well that is just nuts. why would anyone want my pic for their page? do you want to be like me? or are you just an insane net freak living in your moms basement? just kinda weirds me out.
Photos And QuestionsI’ve been going through photos on this old PC and found a few more of me to post to my profile. I hope you will have a look and let me know what you think of them.
I would like to hear your thoughts on a couple things that interest me but seem to freak out a few men.
1. When you are bound to my bed……..can I play with your ass…tongue, fingers a toy or two?
2. Are you comfortable with the idea of me using a strap-on?
3. I enjoy threesomes whichever mix comes up. Are you comfortable with another man in the mix?
4. Can he touch you?
5. When both of you have cum in my pussy……will you still lick me clean?
6. Would love to have a man bound to my bed…….have him desperate to cum, his only option to cum is to let my other man lick and suck his cock….are you up for it.?
Just a few questions to get the conversation rolling. Please email me with your thoughts.
Leah
Good morning,
Rumors abound about the continuation of this site, I hope they are wrong. I don't want to loos
PhotosHopefully tonight when I get off work. I have about 70 total. Ill probably post the top 10 or so. And yes....they will be NSFW.
Photos And UpdatesI am not trying to sound like a bitch but unless we are friends and u comment and rate my shit please remove me from your list! I don't mean to be rude but I have lots of friends on my list and not one of them come to my profile or rates me. Then some of you don't even read my bulletins. Why are u on my list if you don't help me? I help people that help me and most of them are actually my friends.
Thanks
That's Right She's Back on the air waves live In The Morgue Lounge!
Click on one of the images and come on in!
Photo Contestwell guys looks like at this moment im tied in the competition :D
i have 21,812 comments with 141 rates :D:D
and she (lil devil) has 21,535 comments with 468 rates! :O
it has been the two of us back and forth for the past couple days
please, if you havent rated and commented yet, go do it!! i need help from all my friends!!!! every rate and comment counts, so anything you can do is appreciated :)
CLICK PHOTO TO VOTE (rate and comment)
i love you guys! thanks for all the help :D:D
**muah** ((((hugs)))) hi everyone! well, as of this moment im in second place with 17,110 votes.
first place is lil devil with 17,490
thanks to everyone who has helped me! you guys seriously rock!!!
if you havent stopped by yet...please do! every rate and comment counts!!!! if you have a few minutes to kill drop some lovin on meeeeeeee! i need all i can get to win. :D
CLICK PHOTO TO VOTE (rate and comment)
thanks again guys!! **muahs**
WITH
Photosjust uploaded more check them out and rate please
Photo ContestHeres the deal, there is a photo contest going on here in St louis for the best photo from the Great Forest Park Balloon Race, from this weekend, Im wanting to submit a photo, but im not sure which one, could anyone that cares look in the two Forest Park Great Balloon Race folders and tell me which ones do u like the best. Any help would be greatly appreciated!!
Rick
Photo Contest (yes, Another One! :d)i wake up, i bomb:D i go to work...i come home and bomb...i go to sleep :D thats my life at the moment:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
i guess im pretty competitive when it comes to these things :) it does feel oh so good to win tho. not only because of all the hard work ive done, but also because of the friends who come by and show so much love for me...its a great feeling. i thank you all!!
i have been keeping a running list of all who ive noticed dropping some comments, and helping me reach almost 25,000 points! all in 7 days...wow! these are the people i would love to thank right now...if ive left you out i apologize! send me a pm letting me know :) i want to be able to personally thank each of you.
dazzy - just me
clayton
charley
sphere freak
deja lou
john h maloney
sirvalor1
metal ron
lipsofanangel
!natas
asian cat
jiriw
wolfen114
belanger39
soupt58
gary-au-shady
viper
leoline
JAMES!!
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kenneth
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PhotosIm really getting tired of thgis so called adult site. It seems like almost all of my photos get marked nsfw at some point. It shouldn't matter what the pics look like if they are supposed to be nsfw then people shouldnt open them at work. I shouldnt have to mark my pics just because people dont want to see them. If this is a adult site then people should know what kind of pics adults put up. i am going to start deleting friends cuz im tired of all this nsfw shit. If your just going to mark my pics then dont look at them. i posted them for me not you!
Photoshop?See my primary photo? How it is 5 different pictures and it cycles through them and stops longer for a few seconds on the pic that says Normal People worry me...Someone made that for me. I don't know how to do that or even have a prgram to do it with. I would like another one made. Does anybody on my friends lost know how to do those kinds of pics? I would appreciate if someone could help me. I have different pics to use for it.
PhotoshopsIf your a fan of cars or a nascar fan I can do you a photoshop of you with that car,nascar or a car of your dreams heres one I just made. Please repost Thanks! Sincerely, Brian just private messge me I'll just need a good image of you and the type of car you want me to use!
My Wife in the first one! I Love her!!
Examples I made!
(R)Nympho wolf♥Kaydee aka Lil Princesses Husband♥~R/L Fiance~*Fuber Expert*~@ fubar
I added the flames on the hood for a friend here!
so here it is as I started with a plain picture, I added the background,animated the water to move, added some bird effects as you can see and added a music track to it and turned it into a video to be uploaded as this could be a great music video for like on a profile :) as I edited the code so it can autoplay
heres the animation I made with the water just being animated and being able to upload under her pictures at that here
new photoshop animation I design
PhotographySo, I haven't posted here in at least a year. Been distracted with everything else out there (*coughFacebookcouch*). But, I still check Fubar damn near every day, so I'm still always around in some manner.
What else have I been busy with? My photography! I've been shooting more and more as my dayjob allows, and have been shooting live bands a lot over the past month. Now it's time to pick up the pace a bit more.
If you need photos, I invite you to check out a few links and see if you like what I'm putting out there. I'm mainly focusing on portraits for business/social media, fashion, modeling, as well as promo work for bands and live concert photography.
Have a need for some new photos in these areas? Or even just want some new, more flattering images for your Fubar and/or Facebook? Then drop me a line for sure. The appropriate links are below:
http://www.digitalnoisephoto.com
http://www.facebook.com/digitalnoisephoto (be sure to Like it!)
lou@digitalnoisephoto.com
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PhotosAfter reading people's profiles and chatting to them, I have found there are some terrific people on fubar. Some of these I spoke to before uploading a picture of myself. I have wondered how much we all actually rely on a photograph of someone. I was rated a low number this evening by somebody relatively new that still had a bag on their head! I asked them how they could rate and hope they would be rated with no pic. Not knowing me, they didn't understand the humour. They were certain that when their pic is uploaded it will 'knock my socks off'. That ended the discussion. Does everyone on fubar take everything at face value or do they 'check out' profiles and have chats? Makes you wonder why fubar is classed as a chat room.
Photo ContestPlease if this works, Will All Please go and vote for the Picture?
Rate My Photo, Click Here
PhotoshopOk here is my question....
In photoshop... is there a way to organize your styles and actions so they are easier to find instead of scrolling through the long list of them?
Can you set them up in sections? or is that even possible???
Tired or searching aimlessly for certain ones when I have soooo many of them....
anyone else have this problem??????
Photosfriends and fam check out my oldests grad pics
Photo In Fu-emailYou go to the photo you want to use, left click the "link photo" option under the photo, left click at the beginning of the text in the left box, when all of it is highlighted, right click and select copy..
Go to where you want to put the photo, and right click and select paste in the message area.. it should put a thumbnail of the photo where you want it..
Hopefully you will be able to follow this..
It should look like this..
If you look at the part you cut and pasted, you will see &tn=1, if you remove that part, it will create a full-size image instead of a thumbnail..
Like this..
Then if you click the photo you will go to the location it is actually at to rate/rip/copy/etc..
Also works for comments and any place else you want to add photos that you have/seen on Fubar..
Photo RatingsI posted a mum about rating pics.**Not lookin for 10 ratings, mind you!** But thanx to those that have, did, and will :) I just found it interesting that while I created this mum, my display pic, which happens to be a drawing and not one of mine, was rated below a 10. Not once, but twice! LMAO I just thought that was funny as hell! Very ironic at best! At least peeps are being active!! LMAO Keep it real, love it!!
~Peace~
PhotographerThe Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
"Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."
"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."
"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"
"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat." After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't
Photo Morphingok so im new to the photo thing and want to know how to morph photos. Can anyone help what program is good and how do you upload them i tried oneprogram and it didnt work. advise please HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP>..................lol
Photo EffectsHave you seen these photo effects?
Ever thought hey I want one of those...well here is your chance! I will make which ever one you want for just $1000 fubucks each! Go here to see the different effects you can choose from:
http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1377182&albumid=840540&idx=0
And decide which #effect you want and fupal the fubucks to me with the number of effect you want and a link to the photo you want me to use.
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I WILL NOW OFFER FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT WISH TO SEND THE 1000 FUBUCKS...FOR EVERY 100 OF MY PHOTOS THAT YOU RATE A 10 I WILL MAKE YOU ONE PHOTO EFFECT FOR FREE! OR IF YOU RATE 100 PHOTOS 11 I WILL MAKE YOU TWO! WHEN YOU FINISH RATING FOR EFFECTS SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH THE LINK(
PhotosJust put up some new photos, go check 'em out and tell me what ya think :)
~Duck~
Photo ContestI recently entered a photo contest for Parent magazine...the contest subject is cutest dad. Please go and vote for me. http://www.parents.com/app/sharemy/photoDetails.jsp?photoId=88600026
Photo Shootstake a look at my pics.
Tell me, do I look like Clare Kramer?
Some people tell me I do....
who is more sexy, me, or my friend Brooke?
Photo Gives Face To Anne Frank's "one True Love"A photograph of the boy with the "beautiful brown eyes" who Anne Frank recalled as her "one true love" in the diary she wrote whilst in hiding in the Nazi-occupied Netherlands is to go on display in Amsterdam.
The photo of Peter Schiff was donated to the Anne Frank museum by his former childhood friend Ernst Michaelis who realized after rereading Anne's diary recently there were no known pictures of Schiff, a museum spokeswoman said on Tuesday.
Frank's Jewish family fled Nazi Germany in 1933 and settled in Amsterdam. During World War Two the Nazis occupied the Netherlands and began deporting Jews to the death camps in 1942, prompting the Frank family to go into hiding.
They lived in a secret annex in a canal-side house for more than two years before their hiding place was betrayed and the family sent to concentration camps.
Anne recorded her years in the attic hideaway in her diaries. A Dutch woman who helped the family found them in the annex after Anne's arrest and gave t
Photo Of The DayMy photo was chosen from thousands to be represented as, "PHOTO OF THE DAY" for the 3rd of March, 2008. This also puts me in the monthly contest to win one of three great Canon photo printers!
Be sure to check it out on March 3rd!
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Photo Contest!Everyone-
I am in a 48 hour contest from 5pm (03 Mar) to 5pm (05 Mar) that could win me a 7 day blast. Please comment and rate the link given below. Bomb! Bomb! and Bomb Away! Help me seal a 7 day blast. Help me out my dearest FUBAR friends.
Here is the link!
http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1644645&albumid=882480&i=1722515919
Thank you for everyone who helps me out. Patrick
Photography Is Damned SeriousSo, if anyone is looking to follow my continuation in the photographers world, and I haven't got the means to do so here anymore, I have two other places you can check out.
First is:
http://mynameisepidemic.deviantart.com/
That site may include portraiture, nature, zoo, self-portraits, nudes (tasteful, as I've always done), etc. You can also buy prints from that site, or through me.
The other spot to check out is:
www.myspace.com/anewdawnphotography
I've got just about everything here as well, but include more of my event photography, and no nudes at all (obviously, its myspace). I only just created it and still have a lot to add and organize into folders, but just in case you want to be able to find me often and myspace is more your thing anyways.
If you add me on either site, let me know who you are with a link to your page here or something. Not that I wont add you, but sometimes I like to know who's who, especially if you don't have a photo of yourself any
Photo Comment Needed Tonight!Please take a moment and vote for this mom, she has created a network of over 180,000 volunteers who write weekly to soldiers who have no one! She deserves it. I am a member!
http://www.americasfavoritemom.com/mothers-day-2008/mom/Patti-P-3418
Photo EffectsHey is there anyone that has photo impact I think that is the program that has all the cool effects like the spotlights for the pics, will you please let me know, I would love to make some pics for me and my fu-hubby/R/L BF.. Thanks...
PhotoCOME AND CHECK OUT THE CLUB THAT IS POPPIN. CLUB FUSION, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE.
PhotographerI am a photographer for hire will take whatever pictures you ask.I take family pictures,graduation,family reunions,weddings,personal pictures,I have very reasonable prices and do travel if the job requires.I have been taking pictures for 15 years and never get tired of it.I t is very rewarding getting to meet different people and seeing different places.There is no one picture that is the same there is always something different about each one
PhotographyFor those of you who know me on a personal level know that I am also a photographer.
I recently sort of updated my site. So take a look let me know what you think.
It plain just like me but hey it get the word out. :)
http://www.lovelyshotsphotography.com/
Let me know guys!
I can do you all up :P
PhotographyF-Stop - this controls the size of the opening (or aperture) in the camera. The lower the F-Stop, the wider the aperture is open. For lower F-Stops, more light comes into the camera, for higher F-Stops, less light comes in. The F-Stop also affects depth of field, which makes the background blurry in close up shots of flowers. Lower F-Stops have less depth of field, so only part of the picture will be in focus. Higher F-Stops have greater depth of field, so nearly the entire picture will be in focus. Read more about depth of field here: Depth of Field
Shutter speed - this controls how long the shutter is open to allow the camera to capture light. The longer the shutter is open, the more light enters the camera. And of course, the less time the shutter is open, the less light enters the camera.
F-Stop and Shutter speed combine to determine how much light comes into the camera when you click the "doohickey" to take a picture. This is referred to as exposure. Photos witho
PhotographsFeelings are not born from photographs
They are born with time
Do not mislead yourself into believing you can fall for a person in a photograph
As soon as you do , you will be disappointed.
The smile was for another, the glint was for the moment in time.
Glean what you wish
Mold it to what you wish
Imagine what you wish
Reality will only come for those that meet
And take a new photograph of their own.
Memories can only last as long as they are prompted to do so.
A photograph will only be as real as you let it
become.
PhotographA photograph tells a story,
A story of many things,
A tale from the past,
The hurt or hapiness it can bring,
A photograph tells a story,
Future dreams from the heart,
Aims and ambitions,
Where you want your life to start,
A photograph tells a story,
Expresses emotions held so deep,
Can prompt smiles upon faces,
Can even cause one to weep,
A photograph tells a story,
Allows someone to reflect,
Upon thoughts that they are thinking,
Decide between joy, guilt or regret,
A photograph tells a story,
Just like an old friend,
Bringing back old memories,
And classic remember whens,
A photograph tells a story,
A million words in one,
When a photograph is taken,
It's tale has just begun,
A photograph tells a story,
An image it can hide behind,
One true meaning held within,
Only known by the artists mind,
A photograph tells a story,
A secret it refuses to show,
The more that people see,
The less they really know.
PhotobucketI was on AOL today and received emails of pictures myself (and I was not happy) but this total stranger had been in my account and was checking out all my pictures. I know, me personally, alot of times I throw pictures into photobucket so I do not have to use up the memory space on my new laptop. But Now I feel violated even though it was my own fault....UGH!
And to top off my pain, the man thought my Bfs ass pic was mine HAHAHAHAHA....
:/
PhotosPlease come rate all of my photos
Photo ContestPaul has entered some of his photos in a contest at www.jonessoda.com and we would like everyone to please go vote on at least one pic.
Here is a link to get to the site:
http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/card.php?158687-6BVDXM9RQ2
Please check out the other pics he has posted in his gallery there and vote on them as well...
Thanks, Babs
Photographyhttp://www.forbiddeneyes.com
http://www.forbiddeneyes.com
The Photography Of A TravelerPhotography is an easy way of capturing something to be enjoyed again and again. Since I am a big nature nut, I love to see the scenery I have walked in the woods again on my computer at home, so I am almost always with my camera. I have done a lot of nature photography in the last eight years or so, but most of it is right in my back yard or within an easy bike ride of it. Since we have a ton of fun nature trails around our house, I have a blast mountain biking down the local trails...chasing squirrels, rabbits, cats, and other local wildlife. I even startled a big buck(deer) from the local woods one night...standing looking me eye to eye on my bike(WAY COOL). Anyhow, getting out on my bike with my camera around my neck is probably WAY better than sitting at a local sports bar soaking up brews and catching the latest scores...and it gives me a chance to lose a few pounds...burn a few calories...and keep my heart healthy. I guess you could say photography saves my life...lol. Anyhow, I
PhotographyPanorama Fun at Liberty Park... My sister had to do a panorama assignment for her photography class and I went out with her because I did the same assignment few years back, same class. So we went out to Liberty Park and just for fun I told her to take a picture of me on the swings with her camera then mine so I can see the results faster. hehe
This is from Grad Bash 07, This was taken at 2 o'clock in the morning =] the Music was giving me a headache after house of dancing in the clubs at the park. so i walked around and took a shot of the park, what do you think?
This is the view from the Rickenbacker Causeway Bridge, viewing North I believe :) Went out this way to do a shoot. Heres a Panorama view of it :D
Total of 15 shots put together as One!
Photo RatingIf you ask people what some of the most important things in a relationship are, they would say honesty. Wrong! People don't really want honesty. They want to hear what makes them happy. For example, if your woman ask yuou if these pants/dress/skirt make her butt look big, they dont want honesty. If you give them honesty, you will be single soon. Guys are no better. We want to think we are the best of girfriend/wife ever had. If you ask them, and they tell you the truth, you will get your feelings hurt. If a guy is looking at another woman and your girlfriend sees you and asks, "do you think shes pretty?","hell yeah" is not what they want to hear. And if they say they bet you would like to take another woman home, do not say "A threesome? Sure!". Again, these answers will make you single, very quickly! Honesty is the best policy, only if you know when to use it! First, let me say I am sorry to anyone whom I did not rate a 10. I was unaware that it was the norm to rate everyone a ten for
Photobucket survey1. Go to photobucket.com (don't sign in)
2. Type the answer to your question in the "search" box
3. Pick from pictures on the first page only
What is your name?
What is your relationship status?
What is your favorite color?
What kind of car do you drive?
Who is your celebrity crush?
What are you listening to?
What is your favorite tv show?
What kind of phone do you have?
What is something you do a lot?
What's your favorite character?
What's your favorite dessert?
What's your favorite non alcoholic drink?
What's your favorite alcoholic drink?
Photo Bombing!!!come bomb my photo i have a blast on the line which would be my first one ever. bomb for my birthday present if you feel like needing a reason to do so. the link is:
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=888520&albumid=1195889&i=1366874819
thank you to all my friends that do this for me
Photo Bombing ContestThese Contestants Are Going To Need Your Help In Winning! There Is Only One Winner! The First To Reach 60,000 Comments Win! The Contest Starts Saturday, Oct. 4th At 10AM PT And There Is No Time Limit On This Contest, But The First To Reach 60,000 Comments Ends The Contest! Here's What They Win!
One Month VIP
One Blingy Package
3 Day Blast
Comment Bombing A Must! Self Bombing Too! No Scripting! This Contest Has Monitors Watching And If Someone Is Caught Running Script, The One Being Bombed Will Be Disqualified! No Drama Please! Lets Have Fun Firstly! Anyone Under Level 5 Will Not Be Allowed To Bomb And Those Bombing Must Be Saluted! My Page Is Set To Friends, So I Must Be Rated, Fanned & Added! No Blank Friend Requests!
Here Are The Contestants
They Are Going To Need Your Help
BUSTERXXOO
YOKOSHAMA
MISTY
SARA
TASTE THE SILENCE
IKISSEDAGIRL
GOOFY GIRL
MYSTIC PRINCESS
LTEASEPLEASURES
DJ SQUEAKS
PhotosI don't get people on here and their pics. Why in hell do you post pics where people can't even figure out what the hell it is because it is so blurry? I have enough eye fatigue I don't need you helping me with it.
I can't believe how many people just keep posting the same damn picture over and over again - oh wait I am sorry you did change your shirt so that makes it oh so much different. Bull shit - do something completely different please!!!
Ok lastly - for right now - I hate bombing folders. They are the stupidest thing on the planet. Filled with retarded pictures that people grab off the internet - many of them are just avatars and crap that have really no reason to be up in the first place. Those of you that do put some thought into those folders - bravo. Still think the whole idea of them is stupid.
Well that is my rant for the moment - later.
Well as some of you may know I do lots of art and design work. One area I have neglected is working on retouching photos. It invol
PhotosChristmas CommentsMyspace Comments - Upload Photos
Why cant people take respectable pics of themselves????? I am so shocked and appalled at all the trashy pics some women have up, makes me ashamed to be a woman. I am a firm believer in if you have it flaunt it, however there is a line between flaunt it and being trashy. I also want to know what in the world is wrong with people? Wh doesnt anyone smile anymore? Is life that bad?
Photographyid really like to do some pin up style photography but need some models
one of my favorite ideas is i want to do 30's-40's crime themed photography
think bonnie and clyde or bad girls of that era
if anyone interested contact me please
Photosshe holds me
like she never wants to let go
she looks at me
like I am someone special
she kisses me
with a hunger that I can taste
and
my pain has a beautiful face
she wont let me in
or share her secrets
she pulls away
when she starts to care
she drives me crazy
and needs her space
my pain has a beautiful face
do i push her away
or hold her close?
she's been through a lot
cursed with a sorry lot
she's confused and torn
another's her thorn
buy my God
my pain has a beautiful face
i've never been so confused
or scared to lose
she's my desire
what my life can use
if only our souls
could find a comfortable place
my pain has a beautiful face
if she'd let me in
to touch her soul
her heart of hearts;
to share control
through turmoil and lies
i'd suffer that place
because
my pain has a beautiful face
but he's buying control
and envies my taste
so forever
my pain shall have a beaut
Photo Albumi writing this cause someone cant see or they are pretty STUPID,i have 2 pics in my photo album that are marked nsfw, it was reported that i didnt have them marked,duh, it you find one that isnt marked copy it and mail it to me.dont go crying like a baby for his or her bottle. my grandbabies dont even do that geez,get a frigging life.
Photoshops For Fubux-Mole removal
-Digital makeup
-Tattoo removal
-Tattoo tests (You give me an image, i put it on your skin)
-Clothing color changes
-Sepia, black and white etc
Think it up, and don't be afraid to ask. Please take a look at my photoshop folder for some of my work. I do all photoshops myself and use photos you provide!
Current pricing is as follows:
1 Photo - 1,500 FuBux (Buy 5, get 1 free)
[Limit 1 order per week]
10 Photos - 1 Day Blast
I will make exceptions for those who FuOwn me but I prefer straight up FuBux
I also do lounge banners, comment images, anything within the FuRealm.
Restrictions & Rules:
(1) Nude photos are permitted, but are subject to a price change. No men for nudes, the world is an unfair place. =P
(2) Please allow up to 48 hours per photo. I will provide you with the finished product as soon as it is complete. (for example, if you order 10, you will be sent at least 1 completed photo every 48 hours until order is
Photo Retouching ServicesPhoto Retouching ServicesImage editing encompasses the processes of altering images, whether they be digital photographs, traditional analog photographs, or illustrations. Traditional analog image editing is known as photo retouching, using tools such as an airbrush to modify photographs, or editing illustrations with any traditional art medium. Graphic software programs, which can be broadly grouped into vector graphics editors, raster graphics editors, and 3d modelers, are the primary tools with which a user may manipulate, enhance, and transform images. Many image editing programs are also used to render or create computer art from scratch.Basics of image editing Raster images are stored in a computer in the form of a grid of picture elements, or pixels. These pixels contain the image's color and brightness information. Image editors can change the pixels to enhance the image in many ways. The pixels can be changed as a group, or individually, by the sophisticated algorithms within
PhotographyTired of sitting in poses for your family photo's? How about trying to make the children sit still for the family photo? Why not try something new? Playing on the beach in the sand with the children, playing in the park, or even feeding ducks at a pond. Fun photo's where every smile is real! Professional quality photos at an amateur price!!! *Will go to any location you choose *Make-up Artist on hand. *Able to view photos digitally and pick out the photos you want to have printed! *Will have photos back in two business days(anything bigger then 8x10 will be 4-6 weeks)!!! *Sitting fee may very upon location($3 for each additional person and $5 for each pet)! *Appointment must be made 2-4 days in advance. *$4 a sheet as big as an 8x10(one sheet also can be 2 5/7's, 4 3x5's,and 1 4x6 with 9 wallets) *$20 for digital copies For appointments please call Jessie at (407)738-0198 If you have any questions please feel free to ask!
Photo Editing SpecialI am running a special on photo editing for this month. If you need a photo touched up, a photo manipulated, just want to shave off a few pound or you are looking for something unique let me know and we will talk about prices. All transactions are done through paypal. Go too my website PhotoXElite.googlepages.com or e-mail me at PhotoXElite@gmail.com
Photo View Resetok i know EVERYbody says it happens to them but ive been told by bouncers its an accident the engineers do ok so tell me why did it happen to me and i whine in my status about it and it happens again like all of u i spend hard earned money on here and being the single mother of 2 kids that says alot so they repay me by reseting my photo views .... haha myspace doesnt charge and they can manage to not loose our comments and friends and stuff so why does they site who is paid by us to be here doing things why cant they manage to fix that and if its by accident why did it happen after i bitched ..yeah rite ... doubt ill be spending money here anymore until i see that they have actually stopped resetting my photo views went from 600 to 86 to 16 in one nite THANKS FU GOOD LOOKING OUT
PhotographyPanorama Fun at Liberty Park... My sister (vicki) had to do a panorama assignment for her photography class and I went out with her because I did the same assignment few years back, same class. So we went out to Liberty Park and just for fun I told her to take a picture of me on the swings with her camera then mine so I can see the results faster. hehe
Panoramic Picture of Biscayne Bay, Miami on the Bridge, about 10 shots put together in Photoshop
Taken when I was on a School Trip at 2am In the Morning :) Its a Panoramic Picture, (about 5 pictures put together as one in Photoshop) Please Dont Not Take Thank You.
PhotoshopI have photo shop 7.0 and love to play with it. If you have a pic you want touched up mail me and we can talk details. I can add a personal message, touch up imperfections such as scars, whiten teeth, change the color of your clothes.... and some other fun stuff. If you want a photo shopped pic let me know which pic and what you want done... make an offer and we can go from there. If you are not sure what is fair add that and I will try to suggest something. Happy snapping shutter bugs.
Photos/picsok - heres the deal - first lady to do whatever it takes to get me 2500 pics will always be 100% drunk when im online, as well as have all their photos rated - individually.
i stand by that, and will uphold it.
PhotoshopIf you ever wanted to be photoshopped..( What would you ask for )
Photoxelitego to my Photo Page
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PhotoXElite.googlepages.com
PhotosOMG Someone reported one of my photos as NSFW PALEEEEEEZ! I have seen worse. Get over it!
Photoshop Cs4DOES ANYONE ONE KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS PROGRAM AND IF SO WILL U BE WILLING TO GIVE ME SOME INSIGHT OR HELP ME OUT WITH IT.. ITS LIKE WOW MAN!! LOL
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Photo PuzzleTurn your favorite photo into a photo puzzle. Quality Jigsaw Puzzles made from your own Photos
Photos And FubarNow 'all Guns' must be listed
on your next (2010) tax return!If you have a gun, I hope it isn't registered!Senate Bill SB-2099 will require us to put on our 2009 1040 federal tax form all guns that you have or own... It will require fingerprints and a tax of $50 per gun. This bill was introduced on Feb.. 24, 2009, by the Omama staff. BUT . . this bill will only become public knowledge 30 days after the new law becomes effective ! This is an amendment to the Internal Revenue Act o f 1986. This means that the Finance Committee has passed this without the Senate voting on it at all. Trust Obama ? ..... you must be kidding ! The full text of the IRS amendment is on the U.S. Senate homepage,U.S. Senate
Photo EffectsHello you fubar fucks LOL JK.
Well anyways I like to add effects to photos and other things. So if you would like me to make you a photo effect photo check out what I have made and just hit me up.
Thanks Tim
Photography
although i love the picture albums on fubar...sometimes i like to see better images...si i'll be uploading some into this blog.....mainly my photo-shoots hard work and a healthy diet.....and a bit of luck...lol
PhotograghFear falls hard like rain again washing over meYou say nothing will ever change what do i BelieveYou fall deep inside again nothing left to seeWeakness fills your heart again you put it toRestForfeit everything because you were neverStrong enoughClose my eyes again and pray that life will notGive upI try to see your face again a photograph for meYour voice calling out again nothing left for meYou try to find your place again waiting just toBreatheWeakness takes your heart again you put it toRest....locked inside againDid you forget about the things i said Fight the lies inside your headDeny those who try to bring you downKill the pain and emptinessFind a love and lose yourselfWithout this life you're just a memory...lockedInside again
artist:12stone
album:Potter's Field
this song means alot to me
PhotographyI like big butts and I cannot lie. In case you haven’t learned this about me already, I’m a bit of what some may call a “chubby chaser”. I’m proud of it. I think my taste leans towards some pretty hot women. Yet nearly every woman I’ve ever met, especially those who have modeled for me are always conscious about the way they look; specifically in the weight department. No. Conscious is not the right word. Self-conscious, overly concerned, neurotic; those are more accurate.Now before I start my praise of the Big Beautiful Woman (affectionately to be referred to as BBW for the duration) I would like to play “devil’s advocate” for those of you nay-sayers who just don’t subscribe to my logic. It would seem logical for boney people, such as me, to simply argue that if a woman does not like her weight she should simply go on diet, work out more, or take “better care of herself”. I once these point of views and let me jus
Photo EditingGood morning fellow Fubarians. This, in short, is a representative of some of the photo editing and video editing that I can do and also a guideline for pricing. It's not really a rule book per say, but it's a guide for me and you. It's also to help me remember a few things that my mind has a tendancy to randomly forget. Brain Farts pwn all. So without anymore delay...here we go!
As some of you know I've been doing Photo Editing for quite some time. I love it. It's a passion for me. Am I God's gift to it? Hell no. I do think that I'm pretty good at it though ;). I have offered editing for donations and people have generally been really, really, really awesome and generous, and to you, I thank you! There are some that have just taken and given nothing....which kind of sucks. I mean even a simple Thank you is good enough ya know? Anyhoo, this isn't a rant, more of a reasoning as to why I'm making this blog. I'm going to apply pricing to my edits now, as most people do on here. Not
Photo IdeasLevel 1:
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed a member of the same sex..even if its not on the lips.
(x) Drank Alcohol
SO FAR: 4
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
( ) Shoplifted
(x ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 7
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
() Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 9
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
() Been To Paris
() Been To England
() Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 11
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
() Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook/Myspace/MXit
() Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 13
Level 6
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Loved/Liked Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 17
Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone Mudding
Photo Album Pet PeeveI have ran into this type of thing numerous times since I am more apt to get points in an "old school" manner than rely on Ability Bling.
EZ-rate folders have a large number of pictures where the cherry bar does not move up and down as a user advances to the next image. This means that the pictures are the same size, or that they are the same height. Smaller file sized images also load faster making the folder easier to rate.
Go figure?!
Any large folder that doesn't fit the above description is NOT an EZ-rate folder and thus is nothing more than a good target for cherry bombs...
Get it straight people!!!
Thank's to those that label their folders appropriately...
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Phrases Everyone Should KnowSuccess is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You have to set yourself on fire first. author reggae
I would like to see things from your point of view but i cannot stick my head that far up my ass!
I am the cold shiver that runs up your spine.
Your just jealous that the voices only talk to me
I am smiling that alone should scare you
I have been a bad kitty!
Quickest way to a man's heart? is through his ribcage.
The more i listen to men the more lickin pussy looks better and better everyday!!!!
It only seems kinky the first time.
Do not disturb i am disturbed enough already!
Phrases That Make My Blood BoilThe grass is always greener on the other side:
If the grass is greener on the other side, then the guy with the greener grass doesn't think your grass is greener now does he, asshole? The message that this proverb is trying to stumble through is that everything always looks more attractive when you don't have it. I'm sure there are millionaires crying themselves to sleep every night because they don't live in a trailer park. Just face it: sometimes nobody envies you. There has to be a bottom and that bottom is probably you. May or may not be:
Ever hear someone say "that may or may not be the case," as if there's some hidden third possibility that we weren't aware of? Thanks for pointing out the only two possibilities in the universe shit-cock. These are the worst kind of people to talk to because they try so hard to be open-minded that it sounds like the debate in a political science class where no opinion is too stupid for the professor to consider and the same fat kid keeps rai
Phrasesdiamond in the rough
Someone or something with potential or talent but lacking training or polish: “Her singing voice is beautiful, but she needs help with her gestures; she’s a diamond in the rough.” This phrase refers to the fact that diamonds found in nature are rough and uneven. They must be cut and polished to bring out their true beauty.
I have been told that i am a "Diamond in the Rough"
Phrases And QuotesGhetto bitches make noise, dumb hoes chase boys, stupid tricks fight over dick & a bad bitch will run this shit!!!!!
rules to live by
LOVE starts with a SMILE , grows with a KISS , and ends with a TEAR.
DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
You can only go as far as you push.
ACTIONS speak louder than words.
The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.
DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff.
LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it.
A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE.
Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it.
BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us.
When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there.
TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER.
Phrase Of The DayIF BEAUTY COMES FROM WITHIN
THEN FLIP ME INSIDE OUT
FOR THEN I WILL APPEAR SVELTE
AND NO LONGER STOUT The past is like a road sign on the path of one's life. It guides you on your journey, but doesn't determine where you'll end up. Always thought outside of that shape
could never stay in the lines
I colored off the page
Always ready to take a risk
Could never play it safe
Phrase Of The DayYou're g/f-b/f thinks she/he is right but u know they are 100% wrong-....You Know
When You Find Your g/f-b/f cheated on you-....your mom/dad was better
and last phrase of the day
When u r so mad but you just can't find the words to say-....Alejarse de mi burro
Phr3akContents reference of the contract.
1.0.0 Slave's Role
1.0.1 Slave's
veto
2.0.0 Master's role
3.0.0 Punishment
3.0.1 Rules of Punishment
4.0.0 Permanent Bodily Harm
5.0.0 Others
5.0.1 Other knowledge about
the contract
5.1.1 Temporary Mastership
5.1.2 Temporary Master and
Punishment's
5.1.3 Temporary Master and Terms of address
6.0.0 Secrecy
7.0.0 Alteration of Contract
8.0.0 Termination of Contract
9.0.0
Uniform
9.1.0 Master's uniform
9.2.0 Slave's uniform
9.2.1 Sleepwear
9.2.2 Natural wear
9.2.3 'Home' wear
9.2.4 Necessity
9.2.5
Jewelry / Accessory's
9.2.6 Restraints / Bondage wear
10.0.0 Exceptions
11.0.0 Changes for the 'period'
12.0.0 Terms of Address
13.0.0
Slaves signature
14.0.0 Master's signature
This contract is provided
as a secure and binding agreement which defines in specific terms the
relationship and interaction between two individuals, hereafter termed the slave
and the master. This agreement is legal and binding.
Phrog SayingsWhere do we go to find the illusion of grander of War that others have found, written books about and made movies of?
Where are the Leaders from the past found today?
Where do we go to find the illusion of grander of War that others have found, written books about and made movies of?
Where are the Leaders from the past found today?
We find Presidents, Prime Ministers, Kings, Dictators, Socialist and Communist leaders, and so called Generals of Rebels, Militias, and world Militaries, as well as Terrorist organizations that lead from the rear, send out orders for others to die… self removed by their position and power.
Where is George Patton, Chesty Puller, or the other great leaders today?
They exist only in memoirs of the past.
The true warrior does not seek War rather War seeks them.
I am comforted by the possibility that there are others that have reached and will reach the same cross roads that have forsaken me… that have caused rage and loneliness, panic and
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PhuckupOk...I got it off my chest...., yea, mr. sensitive. Who gives a flyin shit rite? So, I don't/won't/can't...
Just monday morning, I guess...it's raining, and for those who didn't know, don't care or whatever...I was bit by a 90lb germnan shepard on 9/11. Got my elbow, like 18 times...and, it still hurts. So, I'm feelin all down and lonely...and well, ya know, hurtin...
Soo, Exxxccccuuuuusssseeee....MeeeEeeeEeeeE Ok...maybe someone will read this maybe they won't.
I started up here on the LC to make friends..meet people, and generally, I liked the differences from myspace(which now seems so gamey and limited).
Im not into drama, but you know, when someone, a friend/family/fan, posts a bulletin, I always read them. I may not pass them on, or reply, but I do to most of them.
It seems that I've replied to these things, not just to the poster, but reposted(you know the type--see how hot you are--how many people love you..etc, etc.).
Well the other day, I posted 2 new
Phuck SantaThings best not said to keep the mood romantic
Least Romantic Sayings
"You're The Cheez Wiz on my Potato."
"Being without you is like a biscuit without gravy."
"I need you like someone with the squirts needs Pepto Bismol."
"You make me so excited, I just can't hold my bladder."
"I wanna be close to you like a leech on an abrasion."
"I want you like a dog wants a muscular leg."
"You mean more to me than a Buy one, Get one Free Coupon at Waffle House."
"I want you more than a Romulan wants to kill a Klingon."
"I want you more than the nastiest heroin addict needs a fix from a dirty needle."
"Its either you or the dog but I gotta sleep with someone tonight!"
Ok, First off I hope everyone had a wonderful Holiday and New Year.
I don't know how to sugarcoat this so I won't.
On Thursday December 21st my cousin Jacklyn died of Breast Cancer, she was 36. Her and I were'nt especially close so I had no idea until I was told the day before Xmas. My mother t
Phucking Drama!Please don't bug me, pester me, or "stalk me! I am not here to have sex with people or anything like that. I was sharing my open side. My personal life is not to be confused with my open side online, so don't get it twisted! I am with my wife now and we are having another child (1 already) in the coming months, please don't call me or email me if I don't already talk to you. I'm here for friends and nothing more. If you call me out of the blue then I will not answer so you might as well just give up. You can talk to me here, but right now the only person in my life that I need is my wife. Please respect that and do not continue pestering me. I'm not rying to be an asshole or anything, but Would you want some random person calling you over and over? I did not think so. I'm a cool person, but to "stalk" me over the internet to call me is not cool at all. If you have a problem with this or me being with my wife, then please remove me from your list! Thank you and I hope that you all have
Phuckers ThoughtsWell it's no big deal. but this is what happend. I had an account way back when... before you and I ever met when this was Lost Cherry. Anyways I left the site but kept the profile and then came back later on...Everything was going good then had a bunch of drama with a few people so I had enough and closed the account.
Well a few weeks later I was talked into creating a new account. And part of creating that account was to piss someone off, so we gave myself the username of Meishas Bitch. Well after a few months I didn't want to be called Meishas Bitch anymore... So I changed it to OneSexyPhucker.... Well my fubar id url and email is still MeishasBitch and I can't change it. I tried but the system will not allow me too.
And often enough I get asked what this meishasbitch thing is all about. Then I have to go into the same old song and dance. I know it's lame. But that's why.
I've actually talked about doing this for a while now with some of you, but have just been putting
A Phucked Up DayIt's amazing what the human mind can do...to push things aside or momentarily forget, just to merely survive...it's amazing how a person can realize in a moment..just why they do certain things...or act certain ways...and realize almost magically part of who you are that you never even knew...then feel afraid of that...or relieved by that...but mostly wonder how you can be so complex...and why or how does the mind decide when to reveal a bit of you...to you.
Once these things are revealed...you may understand some of your thinking or actions...but you still can't change it...just understand why the dysfunction of self is there...and knowing there is no control...you have no control of these things nor any control over when or what the mind will reveal next.
Then you understand the mind is keeping you "safe" by changing you as a person...these things you think or do...that ensure your survival...these things may help keep you safe, but they will keep you from happiness also...you
The Phuck Yous Of FubarThis is great...you should read.
The fuck you's of fubar!
Fuck You#1
OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING Bulletins saying GOODNIGHTS ON Fubar . ITS NOT LIKE Fubar
IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT To DUMB ASS.
Fuck You #2
To the people who have like 25,000 friends;Are you fucking serious?
You're stupid. Go play in traffic.point hoe's
Fuck you #3
Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
If you do you're a fucking moron.
Fuck you #4
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you're still retarded.
Fuck You #5
Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top friend or family memeber '.
Who cares?!?
ITS Fubar !!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone!
Fuck you #6
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!!
Don't
PhucnguyenpiaggioXưởng sơn xe Phúc Nguyên áp dụng dây chuyền sản xuất Đài Loan với đội ngũ nhân viên lành nghề, thao tác thành thạo và kinh nghiệm phun sơn hơn chục năm. Phúc Nguyên - nơi sơn xe chuyên nghiệp nhất Hà Nội.
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Phukn Dr'sWent to see the Dr today. He came in with this wonderful story. Blew smoke up our asses, got us out there, for us to get home and find out the pathology report says it is worse than said by dr. I am so tired of the crap. Just lay it on the damn line and tell me the damn truth. I want to get a second opinion but that means enduring more physical pain. I am considering taking all this away from the Dr.'s all together and let what is gonna be, BE! What to do what to do
Phunny PhobiasI saw a show today about strange phobias, ppl afraid of jello, chicken, cotton balls. Does anyone else have any phobias or know anyone that does?
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PhyrexiansIts plow wasnt designed for snow, but to carve a path through shrieking armys;Archive on the Snowcrusher It too the Rimewind cultists days to relize thay had successfully activated the creature it just wasnt intrested in moving;Archive on the Ironfoot the Phyrexian minds that constructed it did not live past its awakening;Archive on the Soulgorger
Physioseems im ok enough now to be discharged from my physio and dont need to go anymore,which im pleased about
gonna miss them in there cute uniforms though lol
Physical Therapy Sucks My Ass Bone DryNow explain this to me. You fall because your teeny tiny feet can’t support your huge, enormous frame and you sprain your ankle. It gets almost totally better, but you figure, hey I’ll go to physical therapy and fix it all up, and when you go, they put you in so much agony you wish you’d have cracked your head on an end table when you fell and died.
Come on now. Its an ankle. Ankle therapy. Why does my arm hurt? What did the Physical Therapist do to me to make my arm hurt? Why do my knees ache? All I did was do circles with my foot, is that really a burdon on my knees? How about my shoulders? I’ve been carrying around these huge ass tits for years and suddenly ankle therapy is making my shoulders hurt? I’ve had a headache since therapy started. Am I really thinking that much when I point and flex my foot? What the fuck, can someone please explain this to me? Pretty Please?
Physical Flirt LevelYour Physical Flirt Level: 70%
You are a major physical flirt. You definitely can't keep your hands to yourself!
Whether you're playing footsie or giving a lingering hug, you're known for touching.
And while some people may welcome this flirting style, not everyone likes it.
Don't stop touching people, but make sure your advances are appropriate and welcomed.
Are You a Physical Flirt?
Physician FailTHE FOLLOWING IS A TRUE STORY, ONLY THE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER.
The neck surgeon "Dr. Bozo the fugging idiot circus boy, of a bowlegged mothers, embarrassment
to the trade of a sperm gurggeling, no good,corrupt" (seriously, that's not his name),who
figured it necessary to fuse 3 of my vertebrae together. He, is my blog topic today.
While the surgery was being explained to me, the actual procedure, by said doctor Bozo, No
CONs were presented. Then he asked if I had any questions for him. Any "off the top of my head
questions", were played down and minimized with a
purpose! ,my final suggestion for possible concern was, "Does creating a 'RIGID' section of
my spine, (fusion c3-c4-c5-c6), create a weak spot in the vertebrae or discs immediately below
or above the solid section? His answer was YES. Now keep in mind, he filled me in on the promised
values, and STOPPED FUCKIN EXPLAINING THE REAL SHIT. In my eyes, the
The Physics Of Santa1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to the Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
3. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, and assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of his sleigh, j
PhyxiusJust wanted to say thanks for all the comments. I have had an insane week, but hope that the weekend will allow me to get caught up here.
Rock on!!
Pianomans Pussycat PlaymatesHELLO FUBARIANS! HOPE UR DAY IS LOVELY SO FAR! I'M HERE TO TELL U ABOUT SOME OF THE HOTTEST SEXIEST GUYS ON FUBAR!! THEY HAVE SHOWN ME MADD LOVE AND I WAS HOPING YOU COULD DO THE SAME FOR THEM! TRUST IT WILL BE RETURNED!! LADIES!! FAN//RATE//ADD//CRUSH THESE GUYS! THEY ARE THE FINEST FU-FRIENDS AROUND!!ALL THESE GENTLEMEN ARE IN MY FU-HEART AND THEY ARE RESPECTFUL AND FUN TO FU-AROUND WITH!!!
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who hotter than me? owner&r/l of miss trouble. owner of smooth&creamy, karma, cherry, hott lips. o.g@ fubar
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^^Antti^^ aka AnttiSocial aka omg he's escaped.....take what your given, give what you take@ fubar
ETSipper {GREETER & ENFORCER for the live "The Fantasy 69 Lounge"} ~~MARRIED to DJ SUNSHYN@ fubar
Pianoman's Pu$$ycat PlaymatesHi all.
As you may see im a member of the Pianoman’s Pu$$ycat Playmates…
This means I can be rented or make salutes for you…
Yes it is at a cost but who wouldn’t want a Playmate’s salute?
I am not going to have a price list as I will go on how I feel about what you ask me to do.
I will do sfw and Nsfw and mostly anything that you would ask…
So to get a salute…
All you need to do is….
1. Send me a private msg asking for one. Give details of what you want and if you want to offer Fubucks, blasts and such great.
2. Ill get back to you as soon as I can, with my price for the salute.
3. If you agree then send payment though and I will do and give you salute.
If you are interested in renting me then private message me and I will let you know what I will do for my owner…
Visit the Pianoman’s Pu$$ycat Playmate’s Homepage if you want more details….
homepage for PIANOMAN'S~~~~~PU$$YCAT PLAYMATES~~~~~@ fubar
Pianoman's Pu$$ycat PlaymatesWelcome to my page, I am a Bottom B*tch for the Pussycat Playmates.
Please go to the website and give all my sister Playmates and brother Pimps the same love you give me.
All of my Pu$$ycat sisters and brother Pimps are in my family and friends section so they are easy to find.
Thank you in advance for your love.
abracos e beijos
Mistress TigerDove
From April 18th to Friday April 25th 9 p.m. fu time the auction will be going on. Just go to my page and look up the information on the left side or hit the link for the playmates home page.
http://www.fubar.com/blog/192966/766568
(copy and paste to get to the bidding page)
Happy bidding
Mistress Tigerdove
Pussycat Playmate
The PianoThis entry was inspired by a news item I caught this evening about a piano found abandoned in the woods of Harwich near Cape Cod Massachusetts. The Baldwin piano, which required 6 men to lift it into a van for removal, was found in tune and perfect condition along with a piano bench.
The Piano
A swirl of autumnal leaves cascade
‘round the piano in the wooded glade
Pagan pianist unknown unseen
Composing ballads to his forest queen
His melody haunts the icey air
Deep within his arboreal lair
Her ethereal form floats by night
Disappearing with each morning’s light
His muse from which inspiration springs
Accompaniment to the song she sings
Phantom fingers on ivory keys
Unlock the forest’s mysteries
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Picnew pic check it out more to come
Piccheck it out tell what u think ,,, its nasty,,,lol
Pichey all come to yahoo to chat donnie22672_2003 hope to see my friends there to all my friends and all my soon to be friends. I have not been on here long so please go to my prfile and see me new pictures and rate my page
Pici have new pic up plz add me on myspace.....www.myspace.com/starbabydoll
Pichey every one i jest uoloded some new pic check them out and rate them let me know what u think of them thanks
PicOK PEOPLE WE RATE YOUR PHOTOS NOT YOU PERSONAL SO IF WE HAVE A CRAPY PIC AND SOMEONE RATES IT A 1 OR MAYBE 6 GET OVER OF IT. IT IS JUST A PICTURE. i upload a new nsfw pic check it everyone tell me what you think and be honest i can handle it
Pichow do i add music to my profile?
any help is greatly received.
How do I stop others from ripping my pictures? I would like to create a mumm but need help,
How can I get to the next level to be able to create one any help will be greatly appreciated.
PicI'd go gay if it weren't for the fact that I can't stand the idea of a man touching me.
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PicHey yall just posted a new pic of my baby lol Rate it baby woohooo Sorry i am drunk lol
Pici new more frends & pussy
Pic 1Make custom Glitter Graphics
Hero - Mariah Carey
Pic And Friend Of The Day InfoFriends of the day are people who are kind to me or others I know or have messaged me to request to be my friend of the day with a reason that they should be .
Pics of the day are cool pics I have seen and asked the owners to use or pics submitted to me by users on cherry tap. Pic of the day will not be people , but could be just about anything else .
Msg me if you need to know more or if you have what it takes to be honoured with a spot in my pic of the day or friend of the day blog.
Pic At Work ContestTime is running out the contest will start today at 8pm so hurry and get your pic to me the more we have the better. So far we just have 7 . please come help me. Show your support for a friend that is holding her first contest ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks Christy I just wanted to let everyone know that i have no people in my contest and if i dont get any will have to cancel . Or just might extended the opening date till i get enough to start it!!!!!!!!! Time is running out and i need your help or there will be no contest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To all my fellow Cherries out there!
I am holding my first contest ever and need some help so far just have 4 people . It is a pic at work contest, this could mean a pic of you at work. a work party , work get together or what you do at work. Just somethig related to work. ( maybe a christmas pic or company pinic pic)
P.S to all you domesitc goddess's and Mr. Mom's please don't feel as you don't work. You all hold very important jobs of taking
Pic At Work ContestTo all my Family, Friends and Fans:
As many of you may or may not know my wife is holding a pic at work contest . I will help any and all of my friends that participate in this contest for my wife. PLease contact me for details or go to her page and submit your photo. Please come and support and help my wife with her first contest ever. thanks Kewlrunning!!1
To all my Family, Friends and Fans!
My Wife is holding her first contest and
it is going to be a pic at work
Contest!( pic must be you at work
or what you do while at work) PLease come help her out and enter the contest
P.S to all you domesitc goddess and Mr. Mom's please don't feel as you don't work yall hold very important jobs of taking care of the house and family and that is how we surive . So dont let that stop ya from entering the contest!!!!!
RULES !!!!!!!!
1. Comment bombing photos
2. Self bombing allowed
3. Bombers welcomed
4. Have Fun
DATES OF CONTEST
Contest will start on June the 25th
Pic At Work Contesthey all i am back after my time away and what better way to make a come back then to enter a contest lol lol lol anywho plz come and show me some luv and leave a comment or 50 lol, here is the link
thanks for the help hey all of my friends here on cherry tap!!!! i am in a contest and need your help, click on the link below and it will take you to the contest. it is for one week and it ends on monday night. thanks to you who have helped out already and to those who help me from now till the end of the contest.
Pic AlbumsOk I know that Fubar said they were working on the photo albums... but can you guys see your albums right now?? I tried to move some pics and I effn lost EVERYTHING!!!!!!! Only thing i have left are my pics in my default folder!!!! Please tell me they are coming back????
Picasso The Greatthe name is picasso , if u dnt likeme i could care less cuz i love me some me...im going to one of the world greatest chef one day i will make history throughout the world...now u might say thats cockyness but no only confident...
Pic BlogsI've decided to allow all of my friends to view all of my adult pics. I still want those specail to me remain on my family list. I just love you all! Thank you for being a friend here, regardless if we've talk to each other or not!
Laterssssssssssssssss,
Andrew
Pic Commenti recently recieved a pic rating of 1 on one of my pics, the pic happens 2 be one that hits close 2 my heart. the pic is one that is my heritage not hate with the confederate battle flag. in my opinion if u feel that u hate it that much than u truely dont understand the true meaning of the flag, or u are racist or a kkk member, sorry 4 the strong statment but i cant help it. 2 many people are not educated enough 2 realize that slvery was a minor issue of the civil war that they believe that the flag is a hate symbol, and that just kills me. being from the south and being very proud of it, this 2 me is an outrage. the battle flag was used in the same way that union soldiers used the american flag(which i am also proud 2 say i am glad i am an american, please support OUR troops) it was just a symbol of a belief and a way of life that they believed in(remember that the majority of the soldiers of the south were poor farmers that couldnt care less if there were slaves or not). so if u can
Pic Contesthttp://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=815210&albumid=474037&i=1796323806
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Pic Contest Just Need This Pic RatedOk let's make this quick and painless! I need everyone to rate this picture!! That's it, no comments, just a single rate!
If it's telling you the photo is private, that's because you obviously live under a rock and don't have this next lovely lady on your friends list yet. So go ahead and rate fan and add her!!! She's an amazing friend and you'll be glad you did!
That's all I ask from you! Now get to it!
PicdateJust an update to let you know that I've updated my pics with a few that the ladies may enjoy. If you want access to them, drop a comment or send me a message!
Pic ExplanationI just discovered that some horny old fart on another website I belong to stole my photo from my profile and posted it on his page. Not in a friends group I don't know him. he just put it a group of other women in swimsuits. This is why I removed my real photo from here. Its a shame that a few jerks have to ruin it for everyone.So now I have my Totem and Protector's pic for my profile. I do have a pet wolf named Nakei who is just as feirce. I 'd like to put him on the man that stole my photo. What an asshole!
Cheayla Osiyo(Hello) to all my new friends. Wado(Thank you) all for all the nice compliments, gifts, rates,etc. I was going to leave the first time here LOL. I was a little overwhelmed by all the attention.I am glad I decided to stay. I have met some very nice people here. The photos in my portfolio are from modeling. I do it to pay for college and they are for friends only. Thank you Bob for your advice. I did what you suggested. I hope all of you have an aweso
PicesA• R • I • E • S: The Hottest Kisser
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
P • I • S • C • E • S: The Sexiest Piece of Ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
C • A • P • R • I • C • O • R • N: THE BEST IN BED
Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser.gets what he or she wants.
PicesVIRGO - The One that Waits
> Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the
last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever
wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not
forward.
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> SCORPIO - The Addict
> EXTREMELY adorable.. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of
humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want.
Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative.
Romantic.. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
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> LIBRA - The Lame One
> Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and
sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet!
however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... you might end up
crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
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> ARIES - The Liar
> Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent
kisser EXTRE
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Pic HelpHow do you make pics that look like slideshows to use as your main/primary pic? How do you make those pics that turn from you into something else like a wolf or a movie star? Any help with this is greatly appreciated xxOxx
Pic IdeasOK..I am gonna take some new pics this coming week & need some good ideas! I know some of u have got 2 have some good ideas!
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Pick 1im tired i upset my freind last night and feel awful today if i am a bit quite for a while is because i feel guilty hope to be back to normal soon ron three american soldiers went to the war office to collect medals for bravery. when they get there they are told sorry lads we have run out of medals, so the officer says what we will do is you can be measured on your body, and we will give you a thousand dollars an inch , the first one goes in he says private where do you want to be measured from he says tip of the left hand tip of the right hand. measures 88 inches 88 thousand dollars thank you sir. second one goes in captain how about you tip of the toe tip of the head ok measures 98 inches 98 thousand dollars thank you sir. third one goes in how about you sir ok sis tip of my penis tip of my ball, dont be silly the officer says so the third man says ok ill have my medal he says ok where are your balls he says in vietnam. im ENGLISH NO OFFENCE
Pickup Lines LolThe word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
Is it hot i
The Pickle JarThe Pickle Jar
The pickle jar as far back as I can remember sat on the floor beside the dresser in my parents' bedroom. When he got ready for bed, Dad would empty his pockets and toss his coins into the jar.
As a small boy I was always fascinated at the sounds the coins made as they were dropped into the jar. They landed with a merry jingle when the jar was almost empty. Then the tones gradually muted to a dull thud as the jar was filled.
I used to squat on the floor in front of the jar and admire the copper and silver circles that glinted like a pirate's treasure when the sun poured through the bedroom window. When the jar was filled, Dad would sit at the kitchen table and roll the coins before taking t hem to the bank. Taking the coins to the bank was always a big production. Stacked neatly in a small cardboard box, the coins were placed between Dad and me on the seat of his old truck.
Each and every time, as we drove to the bank, Dad would look at me hopefully. "T
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Pickup Lines-Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.
-So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?
-Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
-You know, you really piss me off. You are the most disgusting bitch I have ever seen. Absolutely disgraceful. Wanna suck my hairy balls?
-Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.
-Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next
generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
-I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears
-My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
-You might not be the best looking girl here,
Pick My Main PhotoEveryone vote an tell me your fav pic so that i can post it as my main photo.
Pick Up LinesHE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have
PicklyPickly dickly dickly do...
I love pickles, and olives, and other vinegar-salty things.
Free form poetry about pickles is fun.
I like to put pickles in my mouth slowly.
I like to suck the juice from them.
I like the ribbed nature of them as they slide down my throat hole.
I like the way vinegar tantalizes my senses.
Pickle juice is like your body's garbage-man.
Pickles have a penis-like shape.
The End
Pick Up LinesBarbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands, but there were groups that were trying to do away with this custom.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Miss Walter's vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom.
Miss Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The Afghani woman looked Miss Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation, said, "Land Mines."
What do you call an Indian with a hard on?
A scrotum pole
1. When you get pulled over, say "What's
PicklesAll One
We've been created as one,
No one never said a king is chosen by kings son
God never said black should be slaves
And white always are right and the braves
God never came down and talked into our ears
And said you should always have fears
Its us who choose to be this way
And some people chose to be gay
Is this the situation we all want to stay
Are we all separated by our color and our religious way
that's not what the books say,
So what if you think your different,
who you trying to impress
Oh wait no let me guess,
Every one around you,
isn't that right
But you know deep down inside you cry when no one is in sight
And you think your game will make everyone be close with you and tight
But are you really thinking right,
You know war is won by a fight
Even the wars fought for the wrong reasons,
People weren't even guilty, so they died of treason
Who is to say what's right and the wrong
A battle can happen just talking over a fone
A
Pick Myself UpSitting in the morning sun
and watching all the birds passing by
Ooh how sweat they sing
and ooh how much I wish that I could fly
and I try
I said I try
I try
I really try, try, try
But I got to pick myself up
(dust myself off) dust myself off
(start all over) start all over again (start all over)
I got to pick myself up
and (dust myself off) dust myself off
(start all over) start all over again (start all over)
Sitting in the midday sun
and wondering where my meal's coming from
After working so hard
not even piece of bread a mi yard
And I said I try
Oh lord I try
Say I try
I really try, try, try
But I got to pick myself up
and (dust myself off) dust myself off
......
(start all over) start all over again (start all over)
I got to pick myself up
and (dust myself off) dust myself off
I say
(start all over) And I start all over again (start all over)
Sitting in the evening sun
and watching the same birds passing by
Sitting and wondering
a
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Pick Up LinesHow drunk would a person have to be for these to work?
The WRONG Pick Up Lines
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in
them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is
only a light switch away.
8) Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the
ice.
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your
bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he
went into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep
until the afternoon.
a
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The Pick Up ArtistThe Pick Up Artist
Like a comedian, a pickup artist is also a performing artist. A pickup artist's task is to captivate a small group of people long enough to convey specific personality characteristics which ultimately make him interesting to the one woman in the group that he has his eye on.
The material he runs is like a vehicle that he uses to convey his personality to the group — and obliquely, to her. When a comedian tells a joke, people say, "That's a good joke." But when he strings several good jokes together, people say "he's hilarious." It is no longer the matenal that takes the acclaim, but the comedian himself. The Pick Up Artist VH1
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• Looks and height. All other factors being the same, women will generally be more attracted to taller or better-looking men. However, if you are short or ugly, that is absolutely no excuse to feel sorry for yourself. There are plenty of successful venusi
Pick Abd ChooseWhen you’re the boss you can pick and choose
No matter whom else that has to loose
The one that’s the best gets the spot or the fame
That’s not always true but I can’t complain
People are pasted up it’s all just the same
Never given a chance to add to the game
They might be the one to break through to the front
Instead of a homerun their forced to bunt
Bosses and people can change your day and your night
But don’t let them keep you from doing what’s right
The best is not what I want to be
Good enough to be happy is enough for me
To make myself and my parents proud
Not to be just one of the crowd
People make changes in my life you see
Because they think their better than me
This they are not and I know for sure
I don’t change my ways to open the door
I don’t lie or cheat to get to the top
If that’s what it takes I’ll come to a stop
And people will always change your stride
Don’t change your values or loose your pride
Something’s are yours and not to be c
Picking Your FriendsI'm not into head games. We are notin high school . I want to be friends with men, not boys that have to have it ok by their mommies. My mom hasn't picked my friends since I was in the second grade. Ok, guys if your not old enough to pick your own friends and you let your fu wife/girlfriend do it for you. then please don't contact me.
Pickup Lines That Might Get You Killed1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.
8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!!!!!
9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
10. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
11. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
12. Can I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I
Pick-up Lines Mumm Is Nsfw?Ok - I don't get it. I didn't see anything offensive or NSFW in my MUMM. I asked if pick-up lines work.
There were a lot of votes and responses. Seemed like a lot of people had some witty things to say. Then I get a message telling my that my MUMM has been deleted because it violated the TOS by either being NSFW or offensive. What the heck?
Why would the fu-ministration delete the whole thing instead of the comments they may have found offensive? What a bunch of douche-baggery!!
I see more offensive things on people's profile than anything posted on the MUMM. Look at some of the comments on people's profiles - showing people fucking on "Happy HumpDay", and women getting their pussy eaten on "Thirsty Thursday", yet I ask a question and some a-hole decides it is NSFW.
Dumb-asses!
You want NSFW? Go here http://www.hai2u.com or www.2girls1cup.com
or www.goatse.ch
THOSE are NSFW.
Pick A TopicI think they all have it wrong. Some say it's a natural occurance that happens with the Earth. Others say it's caused by mans' lack of caring for the enviroment. I believe they both have a hand in "global warming". It isn't an "either/or" situation. We have proof if Ice Ages and warming periods through out the Earth's known history. Yet I do believe that man is causing an unatural effect on what is otherwise a natural occurance. So, do I think it's just natures way or man's harming of the earth? Actually I think it's both. So with that said...Pick A Topic!
Pick Me~~~~~~~~~~~~
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2.NO Drama
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Pick Up Lines1. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
2. Is your daddy a theif? Then who stole the sparkle of the stars and put them into your eyes?
3. Will you go out with me?.......... to McDonald's? +
4. Can I flirt with you?
5. Blonde, James Blonde... Jr. =
6. I looked up the word BEAUTIFUL in the thesaurus taday, and your name was included.
7. I've had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So...
would you please smile for me?
8. Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here!
9. You've got the whitest teeth I have ever seen!
10. Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you?
11. Hi, what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
12. Hi, can I buy you a car?
13. Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?
14. Do you have a boyfriend?
No?! Well do you want one?
Oh, you do? Well, when you want a
*pick Up Your Gift!*Hi my darlings! I have some special people near and dear to my heart..you have a gift tag in my Halloween pic folder. Be sure to go grab yours! Muaaaaaaaaaaaaah, xox! I LOVE YOU ALL!!
Pickyok so i'm finally gonna put it in type.. i get numerous emails . thought we were friends yadayada .. well if u ask me to rate or look at a profile i do .. no questions asked i leave every single person on my friends list a daily comment i do this coz i want to not coz what i get back in return ..ok the friends i see not on line for a few dont come into this nor do the ppl i see on my page every day .. but if u find ur self deleted dun ask me why figure it out hell from the ppl im on about a comment once a month wouldnt go a miss. i do not beg for nothing i merrily go on my way rating n leaving comments coz i want to .. but im getting to the point of why the fuk should i..
jumps off soap box
ladies remember to check ur skirt is'nt tucked in ya knickers when u leave the loo...
fellas uh huh look down that wet spot is very unatractive.. 3 shakes not 2 ;)
Pick Your Pie - Pizza ContestUPDATE:All pizzas taken waiting on all to complete comments and rates
Note: If you have not gotten all your comments done or worked out another deal with me you will not get your prize until completed. :P
How many times have you been sitting on Fubar wishing you had a Pizza? Ahhh Yes, delicious Pizza! Well wish no more! Mama Lucretia to the rescue!
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Pick Your Weapon!! Free FubuxI have a rating folder here http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1584134&albumid=1081453 for fubux. After you rated THAT folder(during ANY happy hour) send me a private message. rating all the pics in this folder 11 will get you 20,000 fubux. rating them all 10 will get you 12,000 fubux. rate, fan and please read my pageall rates are greatly appreciated and your major pics rated back!!This was made, brought, and single handedly made by ME. if you want pimp bully made message me too. i am still learning how to make them....thanks!The ©eo Morphin Da Pix™
Pick Up Lines...So...I'm just wondering...what is the best pick up line that you have either ...ever used....or ever had used on you?
And if u used it on someone...did u get the goods?
give it your best shot!!
Pick Up Lines1. Beauty is only a light switch away.
2. My love for you is like diahrrea I just can't keep it in.
3. I know I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bed Rock.
4. If yer gonna regret this in the mornin we can sleep till afternoon.
5. Are your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special.
6. Is that a mirror in yer pants? Cux I could sure see myself in em.
Pick OneIf u could take one thing out of this world what would it be.
Pick Your Brainaight heres the scenerio, : your a single guy avrage looking just became single after a 10 year realationship, you have $50,000 to spend anyway you want to. my question is this what city would you go too and what would you do there?
Picking Up Women: How To Make Easy, Fun Conversation That Leads To Attraction & Sexual ChemistryThere are two main ways in which we communicate with others: non-verbal communication and vocal/verbal communication. You probably already know a little about the non-verbal side of things, such as the types of body language that silently signal someone’s nervous, excited or angry. But how about the more obvious but actually less frequently discussed topic of verbal communication: how what we say and how we say it impacts on our lives and goals? That’s the subject we’re going to look at today. Except we’re going to a get a little more specific and delve into how a guy can make easy, fun conversation with a woman, that helps lead to attraction and sexual chemistry between the two of you.
Let’s first get a grasp on a few pieces of background information. First off, how do most men make conversation with a woman they’re attracted to? What do they do right, wrong or completely miss out from their talks with the opposite sex? The best way to answer thes
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Pic Makers Plz Read!!so i see alot of pictures as i am rating that have been made for other people from a friend.
I was wondering if i could get some cool ass pics of me made. all my pics are located in the BLaCK WHiTe or ME folder take whatever you want to use. i will pay in fuBux whatever you will charge me, as long as it is reasonable lol.
just a few tips: **pink** *black and white* PooKie is the name
and whatever else u wanna do, go for it!!!
i appreciate your time in making this for me so i will pay in fubux and i get bling credits on the 2nd so the best one gets a bling!!! yay :)
Pic-nic In The Atl.Aiight PPL.As some of u may know which means, some of u may not.But it's now time to get ready,and PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR! Yes I said it.like a rock star.Our annual PIC-NIC is quickly approaching.I jus wanna know are u ready for Sat. June 30th. 12 noon-8 or 9pm.U know how colored ppl can be....LMAO.There will be games and activities for kids and adults.Hosted at Wade Walker Park,in Stone Mountain,Ga.For those who've been to the prior ones know.But for u new ppl,lemme clue u in.We only ask u bring Drinks,ice,some where to sit,yourselves and a friend if u wish.Not sayin there won't be seats but it grown over tha years....lol.We will have a DJ as well.I know what ur all thinkin' what about tha liquor???(Damn Lushes.)Well this is at a public Park and a family event!All we say is NO BEER BOTTLES or VIEWABLE OPEN CONTAINERS.PLEASE PUT IT IN A CUP!!!Other than that have at it.There will also be an ADULT nature trail.For those who like to commune with nature ;)...So for more Info,I guess U wou
The PicnicTHE PICNIC...
THE WARM SUNSHINE OF SPRINGTIME BARELY FILTERS THROUGH THE TREES
AS YOU WALK DOWN THE TRAIL TO OUR MEETING SPOT. STILL COOL UNDER THE
CANOPY OF LEAVES, YOU FIND YOURSELF PERSPIRING ANYWAYS. THE WALK
IS PLENTY LONG ALBEIT BEAUTIFUL, WITH THE WILDFLOWERS BLOOMING
AND THE STREAM SPLASHING DOWN THE ROCKS ALONG THE TRAIL. BUT THAT
IS NOT WHY YOU ARE PERSPIRING. YOU ARE THINKING OF ME. THE
STORIES I'VE TOLD ON LINE, SO SUGGESTIVE AND NAUGHTY. YOU ARE COMING
TO MEET ME FOR THE FIRST TIME. YOU KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT ME, BUT IT IS
MY DOMINANT SIDE THAT CALLS TO YOUR ANIMALISTIC DESIRES. YOU HAD
WOKEN UP EARLY AFTER A NIGHT OF EROTIC DREAMS. YOU HAVE PREPARED
YOURSELF PER MY INSTRUCTIONS AND NOW... YOU ARE MINUTES FROM
FINALLY MEETING ME.
YOU ARE LISTENING TO THE BIRDS SINGING AS YOU ROUND A BEND AND
SEE MY MARKER DIRECTING YOU OFF THE MAIN TRAIL ONTO A THINNER
PATH. ABOUT TWENTY PACES UP THIS PATH IT OPEN
A Picnic For UsWe had always talked about a picnic like this. Now was our time to finally do it. I always loved picnics with you, being at the park in summer time, watching the wind blow your curly hair. Everything is green and the flowers are in bloom. You had made us sandwiches for lunch. You were so special like that. As we were eating and talking on the blanket something else came into our minds. Our conversation drifted from casual to sexual. We had picked up our lunch and it was just the two of us on the blanket now. We began to kiss and touch each others bodies. You went straight for my crotch and began rubbing my member under my pants. You know what your kisses do to me. I began nibbling on your neck and I reached up your shirt to play with your nipples. I knew you were getting turned on too. Lucky for you you had worn a skirt and I went without underwear today. I reached up your skirt and felt that your panties were wet and I pulled them down and off of your legs. You were now mine for the t
Picnic IslandThe choice came down to two parks. One to the north and one to the south. The review on the internet said the one to the north had over 500 dog visitors a day , "hopefully with their owners too" har har har. The one to the south was closer and on the water. I like the water. I would like someone who liked the water. There would be less traffic if I went south. Picnic Island it is.
I went a round about way to get there, stopping at the CVS. I bought a bottled water and wind shield wiper fluid. My car is dirty we're in a 3 year drought. It was cloudy and sort of drizzling. My wipers were turning the sparse rain and dirt into mud on my wind shield. This was a necessary stop, I wasn't stalling. Well kinda, I was. Destiny is a hard thing to face.
I was sort of familiar with this area. I sold real estate here. Just never that far south and I hadn't been down here in a while. Why would I? There had never been prophecies to follow. It had changed. The luxury, waterfront development was
Pic & Profile Ranks +comments!subject: Question?
WTF is going on with this site, peoples private albums whose I have been able to view before I can't now, I even checked with a few friends and they told me I should be able to view them but I can't, I think this new NSFW thing is fucking things up!!!!! Voting begins tonight at 6!!!
Get ur comments and ranking ready for the most fuckable ass on cherrytap contest...Comments count 2 points, and rankings 1 point, Voting ends sunday same time 6pm winner announced in a bulletin at 8p!! Keep em coming friends!! Especially naughty comments on my naughty pix!!!!ASAP
Pic Ripping B@#@#@#HOW TO GET A FLAT TUMMY
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top
of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen,
dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?"
The mother replies, "Well, your dad has a big tummy and sometimes
I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time." says the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled?
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets
on her knees and blows it right back up!"
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So Everyone know's this girl is ripping pics and putting them on her on profile page
wanted ya'll to have the heads up so you dont have the same problem
bi crazae@ CherryTAP
Pic RatesTo all my Friends,
I am sorry that i have not rated all of your pics yet. I have been lazy, no excuses just truth. I am working on getting caught up. Hopefully I will get caught up by this Wednesday if not it will be shortly after that.
Pic Rating!!I have over 130 pics in my albums and I love it when everyone rates them!! So here is the deal!!
1.) Rate 10 pics and get a cherrytap keg from me!!
2.) Rate 20 of my pics and get flashing hearts!!
3.) Rate 30 of my pics and get a trophy!!
4.) Rate 40 of my pics and get a vacation!!
5.) Rate 50 of my pics and get a platinum cherry!!
6.) Rate 60 of my pics and get a mens bracelette!!
7.) Rate 70 of my pics and get diamond earrings!!
8.) Rate 80 of my pics and get mens or womans ring!!
9.) Rate 90 of my pics and get a rolex!!
10.) Rate 100 of my pics and get a silver motor cycle!!
11.) Rate 110 of my pics and get a tropical vacation!!
12.) Rate 120 of my pics and get a corvette!!
13.) Rate all my pics and get a porsche!!
14.) Rate all my pics and leave a comment on all of my pics and you will get a yacht!!
Just let me know when you finish and what amount you did and I will verify it to see if you have accomplished it and will give you your gi
Pic RatingsPeople are gettin all bent out of shape over a damn pic rating. I'm sorry geez... I was looking at pics and a friend kapt clicking on the ratings... no need to be pissy. sorry to everyone.
Pic Requests From FriendsYou make me a salute...
I make you a salute....
its that easy
lemme kno... i collect 1 finger salutes(givin the good ol' middle finger). if you have 1 or 2 you'd care to share w/ me please let me kno and ill add them to my collection folder.
if your willing to make me a custom 1 finger salute even better. im willin to trade for those and ill make a salute to you.
ne questions or comments please dont hesitate to ask.
Pic Rateing......i really do appreciate all u guys rating my mans pics on my page... could y'all please go to his page and do the same... show ur support for those who defend your freedom.. thank y'all so much.. they do alot so we can remain free..and to keep the booger man from under the bed and the coyotes outta the yard..lol takes wolves to gaurd the door yard
here is the link to his page click it and see why i love him so
Chazzz.. Enigma , Konundrum & RL /Hubby to Upstatehotlips@ fubar I APPRECIATE YOU GUYS RATEING AND COMMENTING ON MY HUBBYS PIC I HAVE ON MY PROFILE, BUT IF YOUR GOING TO COMMMENT ON THEM AND RATE THEM PLEASE GO TO HIS PAGE AND DO THE SAME, THANKS.........
Pic Rate ContestI am in a photo rate contest on Pebbles n AZ page. Please go to her folder with her newest contest and give me a rate. If she is not one of your friends please Fan, Add and Rate her before you do any rating of her pics. Thanks in advance. CAT
She is listed in my friends if you do not have her as a friend.
Pic RipsHey all im new to fubar but im not stupid and for those ppl who dont use the block ripped pics tab... well I say to you grow the hell up its their for a reason and if you dont want your pics ripped then use it other wise its fair game but dont go around leaving nasty remarks on other ppls pics just becuase u werent smart enough to block yours
Pic Rating.....I haven't been rating the pics if people haven't had auto 11's on because I wasn't getting any points for it so I contacted support (A very good friend that works in support!) told me that I will eventually get the points so I will be getting to all yours soon that don't have 11's on thank you for being patient with me! :D
PicsClick on the picture above to go wild with Dj karma you know you want to
haha made ya look!!!!!!!!!!!1
Pics And Commentsin the intrest of saving space on my friends list am am going to delete any one who does not have a pic posted. you don't even have to have a real pic of you just something beside that stupid and annoying stick head thing i just want to hello to all of you out there in lost cherry. i try to vist all your pages when i can. i also try to leave comments but it is kind of hard when some of you post like 30 pics each lol. but do try to at least rate when i can sorry i can't do more. one last thing you all are great
PicsCheck out my default album for new pics juz added 2 day new pics of neph wit cornrows and hem wit his haircut he look like a young boi now ha ha A i deleted some of my neph pics cuz he took some and im wait'n to load do when i get them so they comin soon but all and all his b day is Oct. 14 he be 1 years old finally and he tryin 2 walk so thats the news on my neph 4 now aight my friends and homies thugs and dime get at me and shit i got money in my jeans so shawty what u drankin
PicsLooking to watch MMA in the area, well may 4th clash of the cage is for you. if you would like tickets to this event contact jason bailey via email at jasonbailey60@aol.com tickets start at $25-$45 check out the website for more information www.truefightfan.com. also if you are a fighter looking for a trainning and some place to train contact jason for this as well. Would you makeout with me?
[ ] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already have ;)
Would you sleep with me?
[] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe
Am I attractive?
[] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly!
Do you think I'm a virgin?
[] Yes [] No
I look like..
[] A player
[] a wife/husband
[] One time thing
[] Next bf/gf
[] A friend
[] A friend with benefits
[] A possibility
[] A loser
[] A stud
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes [] No [] maybe
Would you rather.. ??
[] Hook up with me
[] Cuddle with me
[] Date me
[] Friends
[] Friends with b
Picswell i have posted some new pics *beware though they might scare you* please rate them
Picsfina,ly got new pics check em, rate em, and comment it'll be fun Ordered new lingerie so i will be taking new pics soon. dont forget to check back and comment got one of my ligerie pieces in last night will be taking pics very soon so check back
Picshey with all my new found friends and old friends you all need to go and comment and rate all my pics and show me some love like i have shown many of you
Picswill be updated every week
Picsgot new pics i need new pic ideas got any?
Picshttp://lostcherry.com/viewimage.php?u=288792&albumid=74347&i=2331458314
whatever the most people want will happen! and if i shave it or trim it i will post new pics ofit rate my new pics and comment them! i have some kinky fetishes, willing to take pics of them. message me and i will take pics of kinky stuff.
PicsI created a new picture album let me know if its any good
PicsYour Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!
What Drug Is Your Personality Like? if you haven't noticed I've been putting up some new pics leave them some love and comments all are welcome You scored as Face. You are attracted to: faces. You are a face person.Face42%Abs/Stomach33%Boobs17%Butt8%Penis0%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com
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