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Tazered
Ok so if y'all have read our profile you know that Donnie has retired from the Navy after 20 years of active duty. He is currently working for the prison down the road from our house. Well they are in training at the moment and today was the day they were trained to use tazers. Of course they asked for volunteers to get shot with one. now most people would not even consider it however his dumbass was all for it. So a guy in training with him video recorded it and I thought I'd share it with y'all. Btw He says it hurts like hell lmfao..

Tazer Story - Hliarious
I am reposting this story again because i feel I need to laugh and everyone else should enjoy it too. So tell your friends about this blog espcially if you feel they need to laugh. Now on to the story ---------------------------------------------------- The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse effect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short... I bought the device and brought it home, loaded 2 AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunatel

Tazer
Not too long ago, I saw something at the gun shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife. What I came across was a100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety. Needless to say, this was way too cool. Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA Batteries in the thing and pushed the button. fokall! I was so disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get a blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to my wife what that burn spot is on the face of her LG convection oven. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it cou

Tazer
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol &; Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the f

Tazers
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry ' s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I ' d get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I

The Tazer
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife! A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the

Tazman's
What People are looking for in this world, from the other sex, I would like to hear about it, to see what other people think. It can be anything you like to write down, like love, friendship, sex, Kids, Trust, all about feels. You never know there may be people out there that thinks like you, lets find out. Hey there all what is life with out kids, they keep you on your feet 24/7, and your never alone.

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Taz334455's Ramblings
Hi everyone. Why is it that when one part of my life seems to be going so great, the rest of my life seems to be just falling apart? Things with Josh are going great. I feel closer to him every day. I can not wait until I can go out to Conneticut and visit him. I miss being able to spend time with him and being able to have him hold me. Part of me just wants to sell everything and just move out to Ct so I can be with him. I hate being so far away from Josh. Things in my building seem to be falling apart. Someone called the cops on me and said that my kitten is too skinny and has fleas. Yes she does have fleas but she is being treated for them and my apartment is being treated also. People act like I never feed her and I abuse her. I would never abuse any animal. I know she needs to go to the vet and get her shots. I have actually been thinking about giving her up since I haven't had the money to take care of her medical needs. Its a hard decision because I love her so muc

Tazworlds Domain
Ok where do we start with this little blog now ? Could it be the Crappy Coverage ESPN provided with Sats Race at Richmond ? Nah thats normal for ESPN to drop the ball an show everything BUT THE RACE !!

Tazzie
Few things make me laugh. Few times I feel good. Few times I feel safe. But yesterday, I felt it all. You made me smile again and again. Brought me hopes and desires for you. You made me feel alive and well. And so I say thank you. I say thank you. Cause I wasn’t expecting it. Nothing made me realize how good it will be. Life isn’t a destiny. It can’t be. And if it is, who decides who? Who pushes ourselves to be something that we aren’t? Who makes us be what we don’t want to be? Some might think you’re great. Some may say you’re perfect. But I don’t agree with you, when you say destiny exists. Life’s not controlled by written lines. We make our life. We write the story of ourselves. We decide what’s right and wrong. And yesterday, I did what I did. I’m not disappointed. I’m happy, because I was myself. I did what I wanted to do. And talking to you like that, was great. I said what I wanted to say. And you made it great. But I don’t what to do the same mist

Tazz1973
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Tbears Place
Just wanted to let everyone know I will be out some this week...Be back ASAP!! Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special. Don't set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them life is meaningless. Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life. Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us to each other. Don't be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find. Th

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T-bone's Blogs
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T-bone's Lyrics
Is this a dream or ius this for real I've never felt that way that you make me feel I wanna wrap my arms around you I wanna hold you so close I want to show you I appreciate who you chose You are the love of my life and I am your man You know I'm gonna treat you the best that I can You are the love of my life I crown you queen of my life You're my Aphrodite-my love goddess Someday I'll make you my wife I'm so hungry for you-oh you're the hottest Well, I am yours and you are mine we are each other's eternal valentine I hunger for you more and more I'm like a child in a candy store You are the love of my life and I am your man You know I'm gonna treat you the best that I can You are the love of my life Well, I am crazy for you Are you crazy for me? and yes, someday I'll ask you "Will you marry me?" You are the love of my life and I am your man You know I'm gonna treat you the best that I can You are the love of my life (Prolude

T-bone's Dreams
A friend of mine and I were sitting in her kitchen playing Uno when we noticed a rather large hole in the wall with only dry-rotted boards covering what appeared to be a room that someone had closed off before my friend bought the place. We peeked in and saw a window. Through this window, we could see children playing. Immediately outside the window, there appeared to be something dark. We tore out the wall where the hole was and walked into the room. It was dark, musty, icky, and smelly. The only light was from the window, and the sky was beginning to darken from storm clouds. Further into the horizon, we could see men by pick-up trucks preparing for the approaching storm. My friend and I told the kids they had better head home. A little girl started to cry and said she lives too far to walk and that her mother had dropped her off, so my friend told the little girl that we'd take her home. Then, the girl told us she wasn't allowed to get a ride with strangers, so we asked he

T-bone And Still Stumbling!!
All those ladies Scikotics hit me back and add me as family and friend! You lady Scikotics know who you are!! T-Bone on a Friday night!! I was never hit so hard in my life. Green light go for me and red light apparentlty didn't stop for him!! My Scion Family came and took care of me! I guess all I can say is THANKS to My Scion Mafia family!!

Tbone!1985
WELL SHE CALLED TO BREAK UP WITH ME SO I'M PRETTY PISSED SHE DOSEN'T LIKE THE FACT I KEEP DRIVING TO SEE HERE AND SHE CAN'T GET UP HERE SO IT'S FUCKING OVER SO I'M HEART BROKEN AND LONELY SHE WAS NOT LIKING THAT I WOULD NOT MAKE OUT IN HERE VAN EITHER BUT IF YOU SEEN IT YOU WOULD NO WHY SO DON'T GIVE ME SHIT ABOUT THAT AND IF SHE WHANT'S TO MAKE OUT ALL THE TIME IN HERE VAN FUCK HERE. We are still awaiting further details, but PWInsider.com is extremely saddened to report that former WWE and WCW World champion Chris Benoit and his wife, former WCW and ECW personality Nancy "Woman" Benoit were both found dead today in Atlanta, Georgia. Obviously this will be a huge developing story in the days to come but at this point, we'd like to express our deepest condolences to the Benoits' family, friends, and fans at this time. A meeting is currently ongoing at WWE TV and it is expected that tonight's three hour Raw will now be dedicated to Benoit's memory. 6:09 Update: WWE.com issued the

T-bone Steak, Yellow Roses And Friendship
Here's to T-bone steaks, yellow roses and friendship. READ THIS!!!! and then reread it. Especially the last part... I walked into the grocery store not particularly interested in buying groceries. I wasn't hungry. The pain of losing my husband of 7 years was still too raw. And this grocery store held so many sweet memories. He often came with me and almost every time he'd pretend to go off and look for something special. I knew what he was up to I'd always spot him walking down the aisle with the three yellow roses in his hands. He knew I loved yellow roses. With a heart filled with grief, I only wanted to buy my few items and leave, but even grocery shopping was different since he had passed on. Shopping for one took time, a little more thought than it had for two. Standing by the meat, I searched for the perfect small steak and remembered how he had loved his steak. Suddenly a woman came beside me. She was blonde, slim and lovely

Tbone Steak And Yellow Roses
------Original Message------- Here's to T-bone Steaks, Yellow Roses and Friendship READ THIS!!!! and then reread it. Especially the last part... I walked into the grocery store not particularly interested in buying groceries. I wasn't hungry. The pain of losing my husband of 57 years was still too raw. And this grocery store held so many sweet memories. He often came with me and almost every time he'd pretend to go off and look for something special. I knew what he was up to. I'd always spot him walkin g down the aisle with the three yellow roses in his hands. He knew I loved yellow roses. With a heart filled with grief, I only wanted to buy my few items and leave, but even grocery shopping was different since he had passed on. Shopping for one took time, a little more thought than it had for two. Standing by the meat, I searched for the perfect small steak and remembered how he had loved his steak. Suddenly a woman came beside me. She was blonde, sli

T-bone Steak
READ THIS!!!! and then reread it. Especially the last part... I walked into the grocery store not particularly interested in buying groceries. I wasn't hungry.. The pain of losing my husband of 57 years was still too raw. And this grocery store held so many sweet memories.. He often came with me and almost every time he'd pretend to go off and look for something special. I knew what he was up to. I'd always spot him walking down the aisle with the three yellow roses in his hands. He knew I loved yellow roses. With a heart filled with grief, I only wanted to buy my few items and leave, but even grocery shopping was different since he had passed on. Shopping for one took time, a little more thought than it had for two. Standing by the meat, I searched for the perfect small steak and remembered how he had loved his steak. Suddenly a woman came beside me. She was blond, slim and lovely in a soft green pantsuit. I watched as she picked up a large package of T-bones, dropped them in her bask

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Tcg-comic.com
TCG-comic.com will be live id. Sign up and g will or may make tags for you to use. depends on how he feels about you. Warning I was drunk writing this. please be reminded that i may not relise teling pc users that MSN live id will give the my undevided attention. feeling better. back to work on the site. Do to a family emergency, I do have to suspend an idea for a contest. My sister is in the hospital right now and may have to take a trip to florida soon. I do hope the best for her. but right now i am sorry to say that family dose take priority over this right now. I do hope to update the site soon. please check out tcg-comic.com, or check my fubar pages version of it. Yes My Website is on my profile.

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Tcotso Entries (!)
(This episode took place on June 27, 2009.)Well, after my first foray into the Fruit Kingdom of Love, I wanted to try something new.The store where I bought the plantain also had cantalopes for sale for $1 each, so I got one.The first thing I did was to cut a hole and, again, scoop out the flesh behind it, and cut a slit in the opposite side.I watched another porn movie (The Liars Club), grabbed the melon, and went to town. Due to problems encountered, though, I once again stopped using the fruit and used my hands.Here's a picture the finished product.PROS: I loved the weight and shape of the cantalope. It made it feel like I was holding a woman's head while she was giving me a blowjob. The flesh gripped my dick pretty well.CONS: There's a big hollow space in the center of the melon. In addition, I kept hitting the back side of the melon. Afterwards, there was a dimple there.If I were to use a melon again, I might choose a small, seedless watermelon or else fill the cantalope wi

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Tdcj
Alright cool!!! I made it threw those six weeks of training and three weeks of OJT!!! I'm now going to be going threw my 3rd cycle as a correctional officer. It's a different world in there but it's actually kinda cool. I know that your suppost to be somewhat scared of the place when the gates close behind you but it doesn't bother me, I'm more at ease when they close for some odd reason. But anyways, I'm a CO II and in a few more months I'll be a CO III Damn, it's strange. But anyways heres mostly whats been going on with me, well besides the divorce haha!!! Talk to you later!! Well for all my friends on here. Here is a update on how I am if you wish to know hehe. I'm going to be starting the academy for TDCJ tomorrow. I'll be in training for 6 weeks. I wont be staying in the dorm I'll be coming home at night and getting up at 5 to make it on time at 8. I'm so nervous and excited all at the same time. I will keep everyone updated when I get my two days off which is on

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A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give ou anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want". "What chou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and hoping to impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about... numbaa 69". More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Chicken wiff broccori?"

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Tds Blogs
The first of the TDS Support Pins are here! For only $1 + S&H you can own one of the very first ever produced! Message Michael Ryland for details about yours today! Quantities are extremely limited!. Well here we go... I got scammed by the guy I was working for. So no money, missing dad's wedding. Still trying to figure out how to get the money to get home. Still working on the books. Had all the editing done but computer crashed so gotta start all over. So at TDS we have a bit of a taboo moto : TDS stands for tedious. For every two steps forward we take four steps back, garunteed! Well that stands true especially today. I just found out I accidently deleted all my works. All my books and product images are gone...*sigh*

Tea-bagging?!?! What's That?
"Tea bagging" is a slang term for when a person stimulates a man's testicles with her or his mouth. Some people use "tea bagging" to refer to the act of lowering one's scrotum into another person's mouth. Compared to sexual intercourse, oral contact with the testicles is relatively low-risk, safer sex. Most people are likely to do it without protection. However, because some sexually transmitted infections, like herpes or HPV, can be spread through skin-to-skin contact, it is possible that someone might further reduce the risk by using a Glyde® dam or plastic wrap for this kind of oral sex play. www.4yourwickeddesires.com

Teaching After Hours
The class was nearly over. It would soon be home time. Billy Smith sat at the back of the room with Sam, watching the shapely form of the Head of the English department. "I want Billy to stay after class, please. We have to discuss your essay," announced Mrs Pokton, the object of their desire. The previous homework had been to write about a personal experience. "I told you you'd get in trouble for writing that, Billy," whispered Sam to his best friend. The eighteen year old Billy had submitted an essay based on a porn film he seen last weekend. He told Sam what he was doing and Sam had been against it. He didn't like trouble. Billy had done it anyway. "What do think of it then Miss?" asked Billy when everyone else had left. "Well the grammar was awful and some of the descriptive terms would make an army sergeant blush. That is not what we need to talk about though. The assignment was to write about a personal experience. I don't believe you could have performed the acts you

Teach Me To Do This
Im really glad to be on here i thought i would tell you about myself Im a whiskey drinker. i mean i could probably out drink any girl on here. i wouldnt mind tryin I love to go out and party..perfer boats or beach not into night clubs its to much drama for me. Im tall like a redwood tree(6'0) im a red head love to dance thats about it

Teacher Bites Student
SALEM, Ore. - A former Woodburn coach has gotten a state reprimand for biting the thigh of one of half a dozen wrestlers who tried to give him a wedgie. At a December 2005 practice, the Teacher Standards and Practices Commission said, team members tried to give Peter Porath a wedgie — jerking his undershorts upward. ADVERTISEMENT "At least six wrestlers, weighing between 180 and 215 pounds each, came up to Mr. Porath from behind in an attempt to give him a 'wedgie'. In the process of getting the boys off of him, Mr. Porath bit the inside of a wrestler's leg leaving distinct teeth marks," the commission said. The commission called that "gross neglect of duty." It put him on probation for two years and said Porath must complete a class on appropriate behavior and write a public apology to the student he bit. Porath was then the assistant wrestling coach. He teaches high school social studies at Woodburn. He no longer coaches wrestling, but does coach baseball, said Woodburn

Teach Me
Teach me how to love, for i guess i know it not. Trying hard is not enough, it doesn't reach the spot. The place inside your heart, is where i wish to be. And though the path seems long and dark, i know that you can see. My love is never ending, and only just for thee. So take my love into your heart, and shape it as you should. For no one loves you more than me, and no one ever could........Silverthorn...

Teacher Comments
These comments made by NYC teachers on their students' report cards. All teachers were reprimanded! 1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your child is depriving a village of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't here. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is gone.

Teacher Wanting To Teach Politeness
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young Lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted...

Teachings & Information About Wicca
An altar is a space dedicated to the God and Goddess of the Wiccan. It is a place where witches can respect their belief, celebrate the year feasts and perform rituals or spells. An altar can be set up in any way you want, but here is an example to guide you if you need some starting points. First of all you need a space to name your altar. This can be erected and dissembled if you are still in the 'broom closet'. For those who are public witches (or at least with family) you can make a permanent altar. Some good possibilities as altars can be a cloth (in any color you want; see our color correspondences in the correspondence chart), a desktop a silver dining plate or anything else you would like to put your religious articles on. Secondly an altar usually consists of four quarters; the North, East, South and West. Some witches physically divide their quarters by placing sand, rocks or threads. All quarters are represented by a physical form of them. For example the North (ear

The Teacher Is In
Please Rate this story!!! The Teacher Is In (Straight) Maggie had always been on the shy side and not really the type to draw lots of attention from the guys in school. She was on the short side, only 5’ 2” and full figured, with thick hair just below her shoulders. She had dated a few guys over the years, but nothing bold or adventurous. So her knowledge of intimate activities was really limited. With the vast internet now at her finger tips, she sees all the variations and terminology. So many men coming at her from every direction with strange requests and questions. The whole idea has her overwhelmed. She was just in her mid twenties and now men of all ages, from all over the world, seemed interested in her. Then one day, she gets an email from a man about 15 years older than her, but he seems to have nothing but compliments. This is unlike the constant scary emails full of rude questions, she has come accustomed to. He even included

Teach Me Hate, I'll Teach You Fear
Summer Slaughter in four days. Oh shit... It\'s gonna be a crazy night. I have a bet with one of my friends that night, too. We\'re gonna mosh, and whoever takes out more people in the pit wins. Loser buys a round of beers. It reminds me of LA Murderfest 4.0 all over again, except this time I haven\'t gotten a tatto the day before and I can mosh with both sides, so people are gonna get fucked up. Smell that? Blood. Sweat. Beer. Carrion. Hear that? The sound of death. It\'s music to my ears. m/ X_X m/ It\'s funny, how we start life so young, and spend over a quarter of it merely learning to live. They say you can do anything you want, become anything you want. We live in the land of the free, so why shouldn\'t our bounds be limitless? And yet as we get older, people laugh at our original dreams and ambitions. What adult still entertains dreams of being President or an astronaut or a rockstar? None of them do. We are told simultaneously we can do anything

Teachers Little Slut..........
You're sitting there, grading papers and you hear the sound of my heels echoing in the hall. Before you can get up I arrive in your doorway. You look up and see me. I walk over and sit on the edge of your desk. You stand up and walk over to the door. You shut and lock it. You come back to the desk where I'm perched and you sit back in your chair. You lean forward and slowly run your hands up my thighs. You leave my skirt down though and you close your eyes. You are imagining what I look like under the skirt. You run your hands back down my thighs. You open your eyes. You look up at me to find my eyes are half closed and I'm starting to pant. You start to grin. In your eyes I see the dark clouds of complete horniness closing in. I know what you want. I stand up. I walk away from the desk and start a silly conversation. You come up behind me and start running your hands up and down my sides. Lightly tickling me. You move your hands around and start rubbing my breasts. You find my

Teach Me To Let Go
Teach me to stop caring When I think of what we were Teach me to stop crying When I see you there with her Show me how to live again When you're not here with me Show me how to fight the fact That we're not meant to be Tell me that I'll be alright And my life will be okay Without you right here by my side To hold my hand each day Let these teardrops wash away Don't let this heartbreak last... Let me let go like you did For you've forgotten me so fast I smile every single day I'm happy in each photograph He thinks that I'm okay He doesn't see through my fake laugh He doesn't see me when I cry For it is something that I hide he doesn't the see tears in my eye When I'm breaking down inside You'd think that after all this time It's something He would see That He'd look in these eyes of mine And see the pain in me Instead I'm laughing everday Like there's no pain at all For if I laugh then he won't see The hidden tears that fall

Tea Flavor
Uses and Styles of Sarongs Sarongs are a type of clothing which is worn normally in summers and by both men and by women.discount gucci bags There are different types of Sarongs that can be worn by men and women. Women wear Sarongs that are more like a wrap. They wrap it all around their body which resembles a sari (a piece of clothing worn by women in the Indian culture); they also wear them like long or short skirts. While Sarongs for men are worn much differently; they wear these like shorts by covering only the lower parts of their bodies and wearing it around their waists. Sarongs can also be used as curtains, drapes, tablecloths, scarves and many other things. They can also be used to give a gift to a friend or a relative as they are known to be the best gifts anyone can give. There are many styles and designs of Sarongs. There are also many different places where Sarongs are worn; and many different occasions on which wearing Sarongs is compulsory. Types of Sarongs Gi

Teagen's Law
Taegen's Law Children are born and rely on their family and parents for protection. On the other hand, a police officer chooses his profession, and the law protects him to the fullest. A child is defenseless, helpless, and vulnerable to their abuser or killer, we arm police officers with much training, a baton, and even a revolver. Our children deserve the same respect, and protection as these officers of the law, when it comes to the penalties received by their abusers and killers. A statement needs to be made, that our children are somebody, and they are important to us, just the same as our protectors, the police officers. We need this statement to be made and our children be able to live long healthy life's, they are our FUTURE. For this reason we are creating TAEGEN'S LAW. In memory of Taegen Elise McKinney, 17 months old, who was stomped to death by her babysitters boyfriend, and all the other children, who had no protection, and were killed by their abusers/attackers. For

Team Smoke Needs 10's....just Rates, Plz!!!
FORGET WHAT YOUR DOIN RIGHT NOW AND TAKE 5 SECONDS OF YOUR TIME TO PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DROP ME A RATE!! THATS ALL THATS NEEDED ... ONE RATE. COMMENTS DONT COUNT! CAN YA DO THAT FOR ME? PWEASEEEEEEEEE. AFTER YOU RATE MINE .. SWING THROUGH AND DROP A RATE FOR MY TEAM MATES OF " SMOKE THA PAIN AWAY " THEN REPOST FOR ME TOO !!! SHOW ME YA KNOW HOW TA SMOKE WIF ME BABYYYYYYYYYYYY !!! MUAHHHHHHHHHHH... CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW ... MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL ... PAIN IS MY PASSION ( COACH ) pain Smoke Luscious Icey Canadian Kimmy Click here for SMOKE E. DIGGLERA on myspace!

Team Womanator
Just by looking at my pictures how old do you think i am. i would like to see how many ppl will be able to tell what my age is just by that. leave a comment for your guess. Ok I'm kinda in a pardickament i need to find some womanator girls for the last big race of the season and I'm trying to help my dad cuz it was want he wants to do for the last race and im kinda trying to help him with his goal and if anyone would like to help me out give me a shout and we will go from there.

Teamac
xxx This blog not written by me... by http://fubar.com/user/977886... what's it about? Emotional confusion, Living this illusion, My hands are tied, my arms are bleeding, Begging, pleading, wanting, needing. But still I will bend for you, Never want to end for you. The deepness of emotional ending, Wanting more but still pretending. I still want to break for you, For all the shit i've put you through, For all the things you'll never do, I cover the cuts,it still bleeds through. And I'd give it all away for you, I'm begging it to stay for you, For all the things I'll never do, I cover hurt, it still bleeds through. I cover up my battered truth, I'm a waste of life,a waste of youth. Sometimes I feel I am of no use, I'm hanging by my pretty noose, Wanting to be good for you, Wishing that i could for you, I'm doing all you want me to. I cover pain, it still bleeds through. 97 Eskimo Words for Snow tlapa powder snow tlacringit snow that is crusted on th

Team Members Wanted
Axe Studio Music Promotion and Publicity Is a new Music Promotion and Publicity with artist as- Avril Lavigne , Buckcherry , Fuel , Dave Matthews Band , Seventh Day , Hellyeah, Johnny Rodes , Nickelback , Puddle of Mud , Nin Inch Nails. revebnation site link: http://www.reverbnation.com/label/axestudiomusicpromotionandpublicity website page Link: http://www.thebandseventhday.com/page11.html We are Looking for street Team Members to help out and Promote all of these artist in there towns, Street Team Members are, people, fans and friends to help out when the time comes , fliers, spred the word etc. Please sign up at http://www.reverbnation.com/label/axestudiomusicpromotionandpublicity or http://www.thebandseventhday.com/page11.html and also at myspace.com/axerecordingstudio For all questions please send an e-mail to artist@thebandseventhday.com All work on the site will be under Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 License. We have major artist to musicia

Teamwork
Twas the night before the Iron Bowl and all through the South Darby and Ryans were running their mouth They talked of shutouts and 100 yard games But their talk and their O line were both just plain lame Their fans came to town shouting BCS and RO TI But once Brodie met Stanley they were brought off their high All of the fans saying Bama is "Back" Were quickly quieted sack after sack When the sun finally set behind Jordan Hare The Bama corner was practically bare Then out of the North there grew such a clatter I had to stand on the bleacher to see what was the matter There stood Tubby, four fingers held high Then in the distance I heard a Britt cry The fans they did shout and sway to and fro War Eagle, Ho Ho & four in a row At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the "apex predator

Team Abunza
Learn about making REAL MONEY right now Are you sick of NOT MAKING money online? Learn the secrets of the Internet Wealthy This article is the newest review about the online business of Abunza and the cash potential that it provides to distributors. (Team Abunza) After reading this you should be educated on the Abunza business and know why exactly all the top income earners from programs like EDC Gold, Roadmap To Riches, and Passport To Wealth have all come to the Abunza Family and brought along their secrets to making money. Many of online marketers are calling this the best income opportunity on the internet today. Abunza is bi-lingual business opportunity in both English and Spanish. Co-founders Michael Spire and Sebastian Saldarriaga choose the name Abunza as it means "abundance" in Spanish because they thought that this name would embody this program because of the unlimited about of income you can create.. It is the first opportunity of its kind to capitalize on b

Team Greatness Birthday Pimpout
This is our FIRST BIRTHDAY PIMP OUT for Team Greatness of Club F.A.R The following people have a birthday between now and the end of the month. Please make sure to show them some Club F.A.R Birthday Love!!!!! And make sure to keep your eye out for MORE to come and please make sure to repost!!!!! ~*~Christine aka ¢¾SweetAngel¢¾~*~{Dirty South Crew} Riding the Sin Wagon~*~Stiletto Girl~*~Life Savers Vicious Vamp~Fu-Owned by Sicks#17~? GF to Riot Girl ?~Stiletto Girl~Club F.A.R.~ PEE-JAY=2ND ALARM HOTTIE~CLUB F.A.R.~ VERY PROUD ARMY MOM TO MY FALLEN SOLDIER KATIE ~*BlueEyedL@dyWolf,*Member Of Club F.A.R. ONE&ONLY SYCHO {R/L/W/2 DISTURBED} CLUB FAR/OWNED BY SANDY aka '?Devilish Desire tiggerbear2007 FU-Bombers ***Club F.A.R. ~!~ BobbyT645~!~"PROUD" DIRTY SOUTH CREW MEMBER~!~

Team @ Fu-angles
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! > > "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S > > > > ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL! > > ? ? White Chocolate ? ? Wifey to ~Will~ > > ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? > > The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) > > CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** > > ******JUICY DEE****** > > RedheadWitha6InchTongue > > MISSYBEAR"N.A.P. FAMILY RECRUITER&PROUD CLUB FAR MEMB

Team Death
You Promised That You'd Walk With MeBut Now I'm All Alone (LIES!)One Set of Footprints In The Sand (LIES!)You Never Carried Me Home (ALL YOUR LIES!)All Your Lies!All Your Lies!All Your Lies!There Are No Words To Express My HatredFor Your Lord And Your God That You Hold So SacredYou've Wasted Your So Called Faith In LiesWhen You're Down In Life Is He Really By Your Side? No!The Man Upstairs Don't Give A Fuck About YouWhy Rely On A Fraud I'm Just Speaking The TruthBest Believe I've Been Through Anguish Sorry And DefeatYou Promised If I Followed That You'd Always Walk With Me, Huh?But Where The Fuck Were You When I Was Suffering?Face Down Deep In Shit You Never Once Saved MeAnd So I Blaspheme Your Name Every Chance That I GetDeny Christ, Burn A Church Because I DisrespectThe Holy, The Blessed Ones And The Feeble MindedCause Their Eyes Are Open Wide But Yet So BlindedThey Ignited The Fire That Burns Deep Inside of MeSo I Deny Your Fuckin' Heaven And Forever BlasphemeYou Promised That You'd

Team In Training
Help please! Raising money for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. I am running a marathon on Dec 13th and raising money for the LLS. Please do what you can do to help. I know that spending money on a VIP or bling is so much more important that helping a cause like blood cancer but if you have maybe even $10 left after that please help! =) Much love! http://pages.teamintraining.org/mn/honolulu09/towata

Team F.u.c.t.
TEAM F.u.c.T. It's A thick blanket of nothingness. Nowhere to go and nowhere to turn! It's us versus the world! Fighting for what we've earned! Spin that chamber, live it up to the fullest. Insert the gun into your mouth, inhale every last bullet! All of Fu's little trills.. all of Fu's little gaines. Let down by disappointment, ignited by the pains. Our relationships are pill form. Our poison of choice is apathy Our lifestyles our anything but the norm. Fuck it! We're fresh out of sympathy. Affection please? Just a little for the pains? Guess not, suppose we're all just out of luck! Our minds grow darker, we're going insane! the rest of you are all just Fuct! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls step right up and let me embrace you with an amazing tale! In a distant online paradise there awaiting an amazing browsing grounds known only as Fubar. This la

Team Brandon
Young man Brandon Allen 11 years old was hit by a car oct 1st, was med flighted to childrens hospital in birmingham alabama,Were he lost his fight for life,at 10:29 am 10/6/10 God bless this family!! They saved FIVE lives by donating his organs!!! The family had no insurance, there has been two accounts set up to help the family cope with and help pay for this tragic accident. If anyone would like mske a donation to help this family Regions bank The Brandon Allen Fund account number 0145147485 A huge Thank you to everyone for all there support and prayers Also Team Brandon is working hard with, Ryan Lovell to put togrther a music festival in honer of Brandon! Hopefully it will take place november 6th we are still working on all the details. So far we know there will be 5 to 7 bands playing also a bake sale as more details become availeable we will update everyone. We alo............... want to thank everyone for their prayers and support, but the job isn't finiised go to http://www.fa

Team Mother Pt1
I listened outside the motel door with nervous excitement. This could either be the beginning of a very exciting trip, or a complete disaster. Knowing the hormonal appetites of teenaged boys, I was pretty sure I would get away with the various sexually depraved acts I was contemplating.My son’s high school varsity lacrosse team was playing in the state finals, which meant a three night road trip. As one of the ‘Team Mothers,’ I had volunteered to help chaperone the twenty-two boys on the team. Yes, that’s right...twenty-two 17- and 18-year-old, athletic, horny boys. I had gotten myself off several times while conjuring up all manner of wild fantasies about this trip in the months leading up to it, and now I was actually about to attempt to make them real.There was a chill in the night air, but I didn’t even feel it as I waited and hoped no one would spot me. Especially coach McGowan. It was almost one o’clock in the morning and all the lights in the

Team Mother Pt 2
I sat on the edge of a sagging mattress, in a dingy motel room, and let my gaze play over the enticing cocks of the four naked high school seniors standing in front of me. Brandon was the only one yet to turn eighteen, but with his birthday coming next month he was close enough that I didn’t give his age any thought.Each of the boys was sporting a potent hard-on, despite all having just jacked off into my hand only minutes before. With the ice broken, they were no longer taking furtive peeks at my middle-aged, but respectably trim, body, and were instead openly gawking at my mature form, which was barely clothed in little more than a skin tight t-shirt and even tighter shorts. I let my legs drift apart just enough for them to see the growing wet spot there if they were so inclined to look.“Well?” I said, drawing their attention away from the points of my nipples pushing up from beneath my shirt. “Shall we play another game, or would you fellas rather get some re

Team Mother Pt 3
“Alrighty, big boy,” I gave him a slap on the ass, “ride’s over. Cory, hop on!”Michael gave one of my nipples a quick suck before climbing off. Cory rubbed his hands together as he waited for Michael to get out of the way, then took his place.“Looks like I’m getting sloppy thirds,” Cory observed with a wry smile. He didn’t seem the least bit bothered by the idea of putting his cock in my pussy along with the gooey loads of his two good friends.“Lucky you,” I said with a flirty giggle. I’d been thinking about this moment all day. I was looking forward to taking on Cory’s fat cock more than anything, and I noticed the butterflies were at it again.“I don’t think we’ll be needing these.” He pulled my panties down. With my legs together, I lifted my feet straight up into the air so he could get my increasingly wet lingerie all the way off.I was left in just my stockings and black high heels

Teambutthurt
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"tea", Or, "tea"?
Actually, I AM a little pissed-off at the various"Tea" 'parties' & organizations!What I remember FIRST about the "TEA" Party,is that the "TEA" is an 'acronym'; a noun,"a word formed from the initial letter of words ina set phrase, or series of words, ( such as: WAC,from Women's Army Corps, or OPEC. fromOrganization of Petroleum Exporting Countries,) "And the "TEA" in "TEA PARTY" Stood FOR"Taxed Enough Already"!Since then, these last few years have seen itcome to the point where I've been told:"(I) INVENTED the Tea Party and it has gotNOTHING to do with your silly idea of'taxed enough already!"Today I searched for "TEA"and found,besides the Texas Education Association,over 85million entries for things like, (.com),teapartynation,stlouisteap?arty, cocosteaparty,& teapartygirl. There are theteapartynation,bostonteaparty, teapartyexpress, teapartypatriots,teabook, & teaparty, for ".org". And also theteaparty.net. NONE of these seem to have a Clue aboutTAXED ENOUGH ALREADY! Thus, the "Tea"

The Tea Party Stands Firm
Two hundred and thirty-seven years ago last night, a group of colonists disguised as Indians boarded British merchant ships and dumped an estimated £10,000 worth of tea into Boston Harbor. This Boston Tea Party, which John Adams described as the “grandest event which has ever yet happened since the controversy with Britain opened,” was not just a protest about taxation. Our forefathers did not destroy tea because of a simple tax dispute. The 1773 Tea Party were protesting the process by which the British government taxed them. They were fundamentally rejecting the way the British were governing them.Last night, the spirit of the Tea Party won another major victory when Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D–NV) was forced to drop his $1.27 trillion, 1,924-page omnibus spending bill. The problem with Reid’s omnibus spending bill was not just its size—although our federal government does spend far too much of other people’s money—but the way it was

Tear Stains
The Creation of West Virginia Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet ," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle Ea

Tearz
Tearz have fallen and tearz will continue to flow, Thought I knew so much but so much I've yet 2 know, My heart has gave love and my heart in return was alwayz broken, My heart is now cold and empty so love from this heart may never again be spoken, So many girlz, so many promises shattered, so many yearz Ive wasted, But all of that will never compare to the pain I constantly feel and tearz that Ive tasted, Maybe I blame them, maybe I blame me, but it all adds up to a constant misery, For me 2 love again, for me 2 trust again, seems impossible from everything that has been did to me, Im not askin for pity, Im not askin for sympathy, jus lettin u know how I feel, Thats how I am, this is me, just bein real

Tears In My Soul
To the girl who will replace me There are just a couple of things that I thought I should tell you. I learned these while I was the object of your guy's affection. First of all, don't be frightened if he smothers much more love on you than you had expected. Don't be surprised if he treats you much better than any other guy you have ever met. And let it not scare you that he will actually listen carefully to every word you say, even when you're just speaking quietly. Also, you should know that he remembers everything you will say. He's hurt easily, especially by the painful words a careless girl will say. If you do hurt him, then you'll have to pay the price of seeing the broken look in his passionate and deep blue eyes and watch the light in them fade. But if this happens, all is not lost- a kiss and an "I love you" can heal anything. And please, don’t say I love you to him unless you really mean it. Nothing hurts him more than someone who really doesn’t care. Somet

Tearful Goodbyes
Seriously, does everything that could possibly go wrong in my life have to all happen at the same damn time?! I mean really.. what the heck have i done for this shit. So many times we try to do our best, but it just isn't ever good enough We try not to let the past effect us, but it always sneaks up when we're not expecting it tell me what do you do when ur family no longer cares, and ur friends are no longer there? where do you turn when there is no one left.. who do you talk to when they're all gone, and it seems that you have no one.. not even god seems to be on your side anymore.. then what?! Since this is the way it's going to be, I'll sum it all up with poetry... Where do I even start explaining the way I feel? I just keep telling myself: this can't be happening, this isn't real. In my heart it seems there is a sudden void. You built me up, only to break me down; now everything appears destroyed. My life has suddenly stopped- where do I go from here

Teardrop
Helpless lonely teardrop, falling from the eye How you are so beautiful sometimes I wonder why Existing only seconds before you've gone away your holding too much beauty for only words to say My everlasting teardrop melting all the hate, my heart was cold with anger Then I concentrate, on my one and only true friend that's falling from my eye To melt away the pain within, to let me bleed my cries. BAILEY

Tear Jerkers
She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to her son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first

"tears Go On"
I wrote this poem about a year ago and it will be in Immortal Verses Series (scheduled to be released Winter of 2006) This poem was partly about my oldest brother who killed himeself when i was little. What do you think of it? cry for love, cry for joy dont you worry its no ploy tears come tears go Here is where I flow I'm safe for now until i see you and we begin to bow blood shed is shed far Im sorry he's gone I know it's still hard you'll see him soon he's in Gods hand Heaven will be the next kind of land but dont waste time it'll come soon you talk about him and people wonder who? i know you can not wait till he takes you but dont cut short God will tell you when its time to split

Tearz
TEARZ Tearz fall from everywhere. Tearz just roll down your face as you dry one the harder the tearz fall. Tearz come from lats of thingz like love, happiness,sadness. Tearz will never stop fallen no matter what, cuz if the tearz not from you there from someone else. Tearz are salt water that fallz from the eyez of someone who he's either love. Loved had happyness and sadness tearz will never stop fallin for noone no matter how we try.

Tears
Thank u. All of you. I mean Yeah I know its real hard and its apart of life of course.. Its just really hard cause I lost mY favorite aunt Last demcember and then I lost my mom this June . Like all in a years time. I guess thats Why its so hard to take it all in.. I really wanna thank u though. So0o.. ,My mom passed away this year and I havent gotten over it yet.. The thing is I am trying too. So hard.. I put everything in the bac k of my mind and right when I least expect it.. Something happens.. It reminds me and everything comes flooding back into my head and then I am back to being sad.. They say it is best to talk about it.. Well I tried to talk about it to family members.. friends.. But I cant.. And it seems easier to come up here to a Bunch of strangers and let it out... Maybe I am wrong about this.... on to another day..

Tears Of Anger Frustration And Reletive Stupidity
So, my mom calls me Tuesday to let me know something funny. D.J. got bailed out for 700dollars by...... can you guess?.... Jeanie motherfucking tramp ass Clifford. The same bitch he has been lying to me about fucking since i was pregnant with his daughter. The same used up whore whom he said he only fucked because he was on meth at the time. the same bitch he had to go get a DNA test over . Yea,.. he almost fathered her son. The same whore who will be knocked up with his kid asap,.. i would put money on it that she is knocked up before the ink is dry on the divorce papers... which haven't even been drawn up yet. No mom, i didn't laugh No mom, I don't think it is humorous in any way shape or form. Sorry mom,... but i am still crazy in love with a man who treats/ed me like dog-shit stuck on his shoe. I haven't slept in a stretch of longer than 2 hours since the last night i saw him. The night i asked him to leave. I cant stand the smell of most food, let alo

Tears
Well it's my birthday and ive had the worst Birthday of my life. Previous birthdays for me have always been a big thing and i would spend time with the family, i would spend time with my friends going out. This year everyone is just to busy...is that a blight on what the world is coming too.... and i came to my saving grace on CT and got mad at the one person i care the most about and now have lost her. I give up Ali

Tear Jerker But Must Read
This is a beautiful story -- but WARNING: have a box of kleenexes handy! ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend?" Your sister? "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. "What i

Teardrop On My Guitar
He looks at me. I fake a smile so he won't see. What I want and need And everything that we should be I'll bet she's beautiful. That girl he talks about, and she's got everything that I have to live without He talks to me I laugh 'cuz its so damn funny But I can't even see anyone when he's with me He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right. I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night. He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar. The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star. He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do. He walks by me. Can he tell that I can't breathe? And there he goes, so perfectly. The kind of flawless I wish I could be. She better hold him tight, give him all her love, look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky 'cuz.. He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star He's the song in the

Tearion's First Blog
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Tears
TEARS ARE LIKE MOISTURE FOR YOUR SOUL TO WASH AWAY HURTS AND MAKE US WHOLE SOMEDAYS YOU HAVE SUNSHINE SOMEDAYS YOU HAVE RAIN PUT THERE TO WASH AWAY THE PAIN SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN THAT IF THE RAIN DOESN'T STOP YOU JUST MIGHT GO INSANE THEN YOU PUSH IT ALL DEEP INSIDE FOR THOSE KIND OF HURTS YOU TRY HARD TO HIDE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CHOICE IS THE BEST THING TO DO MAYBE NOT FOR EVERYONE BUT YOU KNOW IT IS FOR YOU THEN THE ONLY THING LEFT IS FOR YOU TO PRAY GOD JUST LET ME MAKE IT THROUGH ANOTHER DAY

A Tear Drop
So little is a tear drop Yet so much love it unfolds It can reveal secrets untold The depth of one soul An overflow of either passion Agony or a celebration Of aquired desires or dreams One little tear drop means So much and tells a story Of love a broken heart memory Past or a one moment in time Feelings words can't define From overwhelming joy or pain The abundance it holds stands All in one little tear drop From the treasure the endless over flowing fountain of a loving heart.

The Tear That Never Fell
The Tear That Never Fell The tear that never fell is still in my eye today. This tear appeared for one reason and one reason only, this tear appeared because of you. You said, "a promise should never die" and you could hold on to that promise no matter what! The tear came when the person who told me to never let the promise die... died! this person was you. The promise was to always love and cherish you. I always loved and cherished you and I still do. But that tear that came when you died is still in my eye. I need this tear to fall so I may continue loving and cherishing you... without grief.

Tears On My Pillow
well i am 24 yrs old. I have natural brown hair and I dye it red. I am married and have a 2 and half year old son. I love to sing, dance, play softball. hang with my son and play on the net. yall have a good day!

Tears At My Eyelash
touch my eyelash with your eyelash in a way that place all your tears at my eyelash All the time ,all the moments you have been with me yes, this body has been sometimes near and sometimes far whichever worries you got , give my address to all of them I really don’t like sadness/worries at your face It seems illegal your relation with worries listen to my request, throw it way from your face touch my eyelash with your eyelash in a way that place all your tears at my eyelash

Tears Dance In The Garden Of Eyes
Tears dance in the garden of eyes I have been surrounded by your thoughts. Holding the toy of your thoughts, close to my heart The coming and going breaths say to me They pay no heed to me, naive tears They dont stay on the doorstep of the eyes My tears cant cross the step of my eyes it is the work or your thoughts, which "guyon waar" has. By dropping through the eyes, how i wash the tains of the heart when the moon and stars laugh, i stay alone and cry After going far, you have forgotten me How i have wronged you, tell me After making one yours, you shouldnt abuse them Where have you gone after obsessing me with love Without you my heart finds no peace Since you have separated, i cant sleep I hold your pains close to my heart and raise them Tears from your memories, wash my face from remembering you, even my tears cry Matters of my remain in my heart These people ask, and what can i s

Tears
Tears Why is it all tears What is it that my heart fears All day and not hearing from you Is that why I am feeling blue The dark ache deep inside Yet another tear's downward slide How do I say how I feel To some it's no big deal Not wanting you to see How you are affecting me Please tell me why I have tears. Nonna J. Seaborn

Tears
if only the world would end if only it was'nt just a blur if only i had 2 minutes to think about what i did if only time would just stop there is no if only ! just to late! Loneliness your silent wisper fills a river of tears through the night memory you never let me cry and you, you never said goodbye sometimes our tears blinded our love we lost our dreams along the way but i never thought you'd trade your soul to the fetes i never thought you would leave me all alone Time through the rain has set me free and the sands of time will keep your memory love ever lasting will fade away but be alive within our beating hearts dry your tears with love and let your heart guide you through the darkness

Tears
Mouths lock in sweet abandon Meshing tongues together mingling Panted breaths and rising passion Twin souls collectively singing Velvety skin against fingertips Thick and hot secreting liquid clear An agonized moan torn from tender lips Warm breath fanning against an ear Mouth moves down to taste desire Sinuous tongue curls and plays Stroking fingers intensify fire Adept seducer excitement delays Wrenching hair and pumping hips Eyes of obsidian watch with lust The ravenous mouth and suckling lips Hot and salty nectar comes in a rush A harsh cry spills from wide-open lips Lover adoringly swallows an endless gush AS I SIT WONDERING WHAT U ARE THINKKING MY MIND WONDERS FAR AWAY FROM ME DRIFTING INTO A NUMB SADNESS MIND BODY AND SOUL MOURNING WITH EACH PASSING MOMENT. AS MY HEART RACES MY MIND FACES ITS OWN PAIN WHAT ARE U THINKING WHY CANT I HOLD YOU. MY BODY LONGS FOR THE SOFT SENSUAL TOUCH OF OUR HANDS BUT WILL THAT EVER COME? AS I SIT HERE TEARS

Tears
They visit me in my sadness,lifting my spirits,making me smile.Inane,of course,mystifying,definitely.They are such an intelligent bird of course,why these would take an interest in me I do not understand.Thankfully I don't think I have to,when the Creator needs to remind me that I'm cared for they appear.Good enough for this simple soul.To some it's the eagle,others wolves and on and on.For me it's my brother the raven. Sitting in a tree Perches the raven of the morn Peaceful and serene Mourning the loss Of everything she means Her eyes of red do stare At abyssial darkness within Her mind held in rapture Lost in itself And from her crimson eyes Silvery tears do fall Against the ebon feathers Tragedy of it all She calls so low and quiet No one hears a sound Leaves cloak her No one notices she is around And from her crimson eyes Silvery tears do stream Against her ebon feathers As she releases a silent scream Nothing will stop the pain She knows inside she

Tears
On the darkest coldest night i sit alone wondering where did i go so wrong? In this desolate moment i am in tears thinking of how i could have saved your life. Only if i had only took a minute to pay more attention to you,you still might br lying by my side. You were the one love that will never return. In the moment i realized you were eternally gone a piece of my soul went with you. The tears are still here stinging the backs of my eyes a year later. This was the only release for me knowing you didn't love me enough to stay alive. The only thing left to say is goodbye.

Tears Of The Fallen
we go in to life with thoughts of hope and dreams of beauty close to unthinkable,we smile,we think,we hold dreams close to our hearts and smile .we dream of thoughts that happen everyday and hold them close inside ,always waiting for hapyness to shine down from heaven like a angels breath or a suns slow warming kiss,but some times it slips though your fingers like a warm brezze or sand .i will always wait for my angele breath and hope to feel its touch . What Does The Color Of Your Eyes Mean? (Details and Pics!) Your eye color is: dark blue. You're much more serene than your light blue iris cousin. You like peace and quiet and people find your presence soothing. You're extremely mature and know how to make good decisions. You're shy, but people enjoy having you around. You can sometimes be stressed, but don't show it. You need to pour out your emotions once in a while, with writing or poetry. You also like to be a perfectionist, but you need to learn that

Tears From The Heart
Since this is my first blog, don't realy know how its suppose to go. Just saying whats on my broken heart....didn't think there would be a better time then now. This morning I woke then heard the most horrific news I regreted to ever hear, and that is the passing of my grandfather. The man was truely the most remarkable human being alive. Very much loved in the small town community where I'm from (TX) Grateful because I just seen him 2 weeks ago when I went on vacation to visit and now it seems that every word he spoke last to me is playing over and over in my head. State of confusion and misbelief is dwelling in my mind. So, I guess I just wanted to write this down to try and ease the numb feeling in the pit of my stomache, and wanted this to be the first and definitely most important "blog" I have! Without a doubt the man will be missed eternally.

Tears And Tequila
She came to me with tears and tequila and poetry we were yet to write with salt and lemon and the heat rising with each emptied glass - we were dizzy then, drunk in love and lust and crying turned to laughter turned to flesh pressing flesh turned to crying out in a fevered buzz. We fucked each other sober, drank again and then made love. I won't forget and can't repeat that night... © All rights reserved

Tears In Vain
dancing dreams in vain withheld in silent fame whisper one last time crying out faintly with pain. the night air softly tames there's no way out tonight, passionate visions lead the way into an endless and violent plight. your love burns and heats the night but fades like tears in vain a restless and lonely heart which lies seeping from the strain. theres a fire burnin' under me the heat gets in your eyes and the passion is deep inside of me- it cries it screams it flies. streaking my heart,the games you play, your love,it rolls on by depleted in a single desire, it flashes then fades away,into the Autumn sky. your love burns and heats the night but fades like tears in vain a restless and lonely heart which lies seeping from the strain your love burns and heats the night but fades like tears in vain and all thats left inside of me are weak memories and pain.

Tears
I was going to write a poem to make you cry. I was fully prepared to let loose my poison pen, With it's acid ink to virgin paper, And burn your eyes with it. But what purpose would that serve? I could blurt out FUCK in my poem, Just to shock you. I could ramble on about sex I've had, Both in my mind and with my body. But what's the point? Are you so numb that you need to be shocked? So cold that you need to be burned? I have the pen. I'm in charge. Why should I want to shock you? Why should I want to burn you? The written word can produce immortality. The writer longs to be immortal. The poet is desperate to be immortal. I will not stoop to being a cattle prod or branding iron! If you are shocked, It will be because you have underestimated me. If you cry, It will be because you have been moved. And with those tears. . . My immortality. August

Tears Shed
Why is it if you break up with a b/f you had for say 6 monthes your friends are like you o.k. very nice and there. I broke up with a guy that I shouldn't have been with but the sex was alright.My girls very sapportive but my "friend" of 3 yers dumped me and everyones like he was just a friend get over it. I miss my friend very much and a b/f is replaceable I don't know if I can replace someone I trusted

Tears
You know I like to cry, You will sit beside me, with a box of tissue, wiping my tears away You know I cry a lot, tears rolling down the cheek You will gaze into my eyes, laugh at my silliness telling me,"its funny." You know I love sad songs listening to it makes me cry But, you will play it for me, Sit with me watching the tears as it flows You know the movies make me cry You will go with me And when someone laughs at me You will show him the fist and silence his laughter You know you make my world smiles, thou I am always crying I feel lucky to have you My journey of life is complete with you around. Thank you.

Tears Go Away
"Tears Go Away!" When will my heart quit breaking? Why must it go on aching? I try not to let you hurt me anymore, But somehow you still manage to make my heart ache. Somedays I feel like everything is gonna be okay. Then other days I can't help but to let the tears fall down my face. I wonder how many tears will fall, Before no more will come. Everytime I think there is no more, My cheek is wet again, And I realize the tears are falling down my face again. Some days I just want to scream, "TEARS GO AWAY!" Tuesday, October 09, 2007 by: Tonya Roberts

Tears Are Falling
*I'm not sure if this one is finished, but I'll post it anyway* tears are falling kiss them away simple touch electric touch right to the heart and soul eyes searching find reason reading thoughts bodies advance and embrace naked bodies mouths searching loving lips meeting hands caress with urgency trying to reach within the other's soul pulling closer bodies pressed never getting close enough wanting to become one holding tighter pulses rise joy sensuality excitement the beauty as her head slides back her lips part a moan escapes they move together slowly their wet skin slides against each other the pace quickens they pull each other closer held so tightly lips pushed together tongues entwined explosion all breaks free the walls crash down they are one they touch and laugh as freely as children they kiss and comfort hold and love until sleep caresses them both

Tears
new video on my page, its a badass song! A SINGLE TEAR Ever think about how beautiful a single tear can be? Tears are the ultimate expression of emotion. A man walks up to his girl, hands her a velvet box. She looks at him in shock and slowly opens the box. A beautiful wedding ring. She looks up at him with such an expression of love. A single tear runs down her cheek. The ulimate expression of love. In the hospital a new mother and father hold a beautiful new born baby. The father looks down. A single tear runs down his cheek. The ultimate expression of joy. A young girl holds onto the hand of her best friend one last time. She watches as she takes her last breath. She turns away and closes her eyes. Why did she have to die? A single tear runs down her cheek. The ultimate expression of pain. All beautiful expressions. Tears speak so loud and say so many different things. They are healing and they are painful. They are sweet and they are bitter. They show a moment of weak

Tears In Heaven?..no...they're Right Here
I have learn few things regarding my life with him. We have shared every thoughts, joy, pain, sadness, jokes, heart with all it complicated meanings yet we understand each other. Every hard times due to our unforgiven past has set us into sweet trouble. But somehow we understand that two different individuals set into one same relationship is the whole meaning of love, itself. But sometime the love has turn out to be so enormous, I barely cannot hold it alone. It set me trapped into a dependent person. So I released myself into words and music, and this track is what I felt inside…deep inside. Cripple and the Starfish by Antony and The Johnsons (Taken from album Antony, 1998) Mr. Muscle forcing bursting Stingy thingy into little me, me, me But just "ripple" said the cripple As my jaw dropped to the ground Smile smile It's true I always wanted love to be Hurtful And it's true I always wanted love to be Filled with pain And bruises Yes, so Cripple-Pig

Tears.....
Words to a song that say some of what I feel... As your bony fingers close around me Long and spindly Death becomes me Heaven can you see what I see Hey you pale and sickly child You're death and living reconciled Been walking home a crooked mile Paying debt to karma You party for a living What you take won't kill you But careful what you're giving There's no time for hesitating Pain is ready, pain is waiting Primed to do it's educating Unwanted, uninvited kin It creeps beneath your crawling skin It lives without it lives within you Feel the fever coming You're shaking and twitching You can scratch all over But that won't stop you itching Can you feel a little love Can you feel a little love Dream on dream on Blame it on your karmic curse Oh shame upon the universe It knows its lines It's well rehearsed It sucked you in, it dragged you down To where there is no hallowed ground Where holiness is never found Paying debt to karma You

Tears Of Love
I remember the night you told me it was over and that you were seeing someone else. I remember that night because as I gazed outside and watched the rain trickle down the glass thoughts of suicide overwhelmed my very world. I remember telling myself how week I was for letting someone cause so much pain and how strong these feelings where. I wanted the pain and hurt to stop, the very beating of my heart was like that of a thousand hammers hitting a single nail. I was so confused and unsure of everything that I could not even concentrate long enough to plan a successful suicide. Days went by and still no shelter from my own thoughts no relief no where I could hide. Why did it hurt so bad just to wake up? The happiest I could be is during sleep the closest thing to death that I could get. Why was it so difficult for me to let go of you? Why such the strong desire to end my own life? I remember those times and I recall having a dream or rather wishful thinking, in these moments I would see

"tears Dry Slow"
Some of you have been asking when the CD is coming out...well its here! If you havent heard our music, check out my "stash" some of it is in there. We also have 6 songs on our music page at WWW.MYSPACE.COM/LOCUSTANDSWYLLA If you like what you here....ORDER A COPY :) Support independent musicians!

A Tear Inside
the tears inside run softly down my cheek as i hide my eyes an keep my feeling held descreately no one is to know the sadness that i hold deep inside covered an hidden behind my walls with layers of anger until i feel as if i am oh so small drowning in my own pitful sorrow the front i feel i must put up to lot no one know the distractions i hold from the missions at hand always affraid of when i may be called for once again a medic hidden in the back until all else fells everything gets put onto one everyone expecting a miracle that one can not always perform alone an clowned on for being diffrent away from others for not being the same until one needs him bye his side screaming out into the darkness for his help hoping he can save the day but after all is done awhile will pass an the memories of what he has done will fade away an the tears will once again roll down his face.

A Tear Inside
My tears are flowing for you As my mind wonders and heart beats My body is nothing without you And as the wetness of my cheek are beginning to dry And my thoughts weaken and try to forget I feel like nothing without you The beats within my chest were real, Something that no one will ever steal When there is nothing without you But as I try to forget you more and more My body grows weaker and begins to wear Mind floats, rises to react I know I'm nothing without you...

Tears
Well had a really great boyfriend but he decided after us getting into a argument that could of been corrected in other ways to break up with me.. ya that hurt .. and the big thing is i didn't even get to say anything to him before he decided to take all of his shit and move out of my house... damn that hurt cuz i thought i ment more to him then a damn letter and leaving without saying goodbye to... oh well guess fucking life moves on...

Tears Of An Angel
All alone at night His reality then sets in Dwelling in his mind Of how alone he really is The tears flow from his eyes Running out of control As the silence of the night Seems to consume his soul And she stands next to him With so much love in her heart Feeling all of his pain In the silence of the dark She speaks unheard words of love Words he cannot hear She holds him in her arms He doesn't even know she's there She whispers to him aloud I love you so my dear I've been with you for eternity And I so share your despair For I am your angel Who wished for you to be mine And the Good Lord told me It will all happen in time I've watched you grow as a child Into the man you are today I've always been here at your side And beside you I shall stay I've watched you fall in love Watched your tender heart break My tears fell from heaven Could you not feel my pain Now I patiently wait For the time you come to me Only then will you know How muc

Tears Heal
When all that's around you Seems awkward with trouble When people surround you And make your work double When all you can think of Is why do they pry When words seem to fail you It's ok to sigh When all that surrounds you Is hopeless and sad When some people harm you They treat you so bad When they leave you so lonely And tell you a lie When no thought seems to comfort It's ok to cry When tears sting the lonely And your empty heart aches When your question you ask Is why my heart breaks When friends reach a hand to you Once more you ask why When you sit there and wonder It's ok to cry When you ask yourself why again Your heart full of fear When all around hurts so Just too much to bear When you need help understanding You know you must try When nothing else helps you IT'S OK TO CRY

Tear You Apart
Got a big plan, his mind set maybe its right At the right place and right time, maybe tonight And the whisper or handshake sending a sign Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait nevermind Late night, in passing, mentioned it flip to her best friend, it's no thing, maybe it slipped but the slip turns to terror and the crush to like when she walked in he froze up, leave it to fright Its cute in a way, til you cannot speak And you leave to have a cigarette, knees get weak Escape was just a nod and a casual wave Obsessed about it, heavy for the next two days It's only just a crush, it'll go away It's just like all the others it'll go away Or maybe this is danger and he just don't know You pray it all away but it continues to grow I want to hold you close Skin pressed against me tight Lie still, close your eyes girl So lovely, it feels so right I want to hold you close Soft breath, beating heart As I whisper in your ear I want to fucking tear you apart Then he

Tears Fall
WHEN THE TEARS BEGAN TO FALL I wasn’t there for you When the tears began to fall But my heart sought you out So you wouldn’t be alone I wanted to be there Just to hold your hand To try and comfort And understand To offer my shoulder When you need it the most To hug you, reassure you, And give you hope Written by, Mcihael Coburn

Tears For A Woman
TEARS FOR A WOMANThe tears for a woman I can no longer hide are for the woman who has trapped herself as the person she really is, has been lost deep inside to the pain and to the hurt that her heart has had to bare for she thought she had met the one however, he became the one too many and her heart could take no more, so it disappeared to a place known only as despair. The tears for a woman that I reveal in shame are for the woman who gives an abundance of love to share with a mate that doesn’t feel the same, he tells you things to make you feel special and to become closer to your heart, until you finally realize his intentions weren’t sincere and the beautiful world you longed to cherish with him quickly falls apart. So instead of a celebrated time or an event that you would treasure, you’re left to wonder alone if your heart will one day meet its measure. The tears for a woman I continue to show are for the woman who’s natural beauty means far more to Mr. Right, than she’ll ev

Tears Never Dried...
Our parents strain their every nerve to make us laughing... yeah... Its our foremost duty to see not even a single drop of tear rolls down from their eyes...For every drop of tear you have to answer in the final day of judgment...Just read the life history of Abraham Lincoln..he punished himself for his discourteous action to wards his dad...Send message in support of this...yours lovely " lov "

Tearin Myself Apart
I have been going crazy tearing myself apart over something lately. Its been so bad i'm not even sure what to do with myself. Even worse I know what I should do and I just can't bring myself to do it because it would mean giving up something that means more to me than anything. I've realized that it is just making me crazy because I want something so badly it hurts and I know that I'll probably never have that again but I'm to stupid to just let go of that last tiny glimmer of almost nonexistant hope. I just can't do it. It will kill me because it would hurt so bad to let him go. I know I've been doing the things I have for the wrong reasons. They aren't bad reasons just the wrong ones. Its my head against my heart again and I can't win either way I'll be hurt. If anyone has better advice than I can give myself please tell me because I can't handle this much longer. I'm falling apart at the seams and about ready to just let it happen...........

Tear Jerker To Eyes Ta Di 4
Heather, I feel like I need to write this and don't even understand why myself. In ones you meet many people you call friends. But you only have one best friend and one soul mate not usually one of the same. You have a way about you that pulls one in, making everyone that knows you want to be that one and only in your life, to be able to share what you have and experience what you do just to be a part of your life. I can tell your holding back on your own happiness to make others around you happy, but it's time for you now to be the one in your life that is happy and I think I know just the person that can take you there. If your looking for a soul mate I'm looking for a best friend and I think we both know what the other is truly looking for. The wall you have put up is not to keep every one out but to see who loves you enough to climb it, see you on the other side. Jeff Rarely do we meet someone who touches our heart in such a manner that we feel connected on all

Tears Of Pain
Tears of Pain The tears fall softly down my cheeks like a never ending river flowing so free.The pain unbearable not knowing what to do.My love for you is so deep. The hurt inside my heart from what you have done to me.All these jumbled thoughts running through my head.I'am trying to talk to you but you won't listen,more tears are falling making a puddle on my shirt. Please help me to ease the pain in my heart so that i can be whole again and stop The Tears Of Pain.......

Tears Of A Vampire Bubbas Dark Poetry
WAITING IN THE DARKNESS FEEDING THE NEED RACING THE DAYLIGHT AND THE NEED FOR SPEED BROKEN AND BLOODY THE BODY PARTS FALL SKIN GETTING RANCID MAGGOTS WILL CRAWL SKILLS OF A SERGION A KILLERS ATTACK SWINGING FOR THE CHEEP SEATS WITH A BASEBALL BAT WILLING TO MURDER SAFE NO MORE PRAYING ON THE INNOSENT AND DIRTY WHORES MANY HAVE FALLEN AND MORE TO COME BLOODY AND ROTTEN COME GET YOU SOME LYING IN WAIT TO KILLE AGAIN NOONE IS SAFE NOT EVEN MY FRIENDS BURNIG THE BODIES HOPE THERE NOT FOUND LEAVING THE ASHES DEEP IN THE GROUNG UNDER THE BED ARE TOOLS OF THE MY CRAFT BATHING IN YOUR BLOOD WHEN YOU CROSS MY PATH IF YOU SEE ME KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR GIVE UP THEN AND LIE ON THE FLOOR YOUR LIFE IS ENDING CAUSE YOU I HAVE TOUCHED JUST ANOTHER VICTUM I'M EATING YOUR GUTTS HIDING IN THE SHADOWS WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO JUMP OUT AND MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS BUT DON'T BE DISCOURAGED ALL IS NOT LOST THE MEAT IS NOT WASTED BEFORE THE BONES ARE TOSSED DRINKI

Tear's From A Man
i'm sitting here looking back on my life as we have all done at one point and yet there was a time so much like auther's befor me there was a time i was so full of hate that i feared i hated because i feared it i was only a boy that became a man almost a man over night now i stand befor you and the world no longer sweating blood and bulit's that paved my way of life for now i live a new life that isn't so hated that isn't so feared i stand befor you not as a juge and not as a leader i stand befor you as a friend i am a man with a past i am a man that isn't so defrint then any other man we all have a past it's not are past that make's use what we are today it is what we learen from it and what we do with what we have learned i know i made alot of bad jugement's in my time and now i know that i was wrong even though we all have said we would like to change somthing in are past i don't think i want to if i did i wouldn't be the man i am today

Teary Eyes
I laid in bed tonight and cried Tears of loneliness With heartbreak filled my eyes In a world full of people I've isolated myself somehow Maybe because I'm afraid Of being hurt once again Hiding my feelings Is what I do best Never shall I be the first To confess Running away Is how I survive Rather easy to do in my life Anytime I begin to love I get beat on once again Another tactic I suppose To prevent me from gaining control I laid in bed and cried tonight Tears of loneliness with heartbreak Have become my life

Tears Are Words The Heart Cannot Say
My bleeding heart, the fountain of lover's true art words escape through tears burning so sincere Calculating emotions multiplying with true devotion bound by tears of words, which the heart alone endures Words of silence around my lover's heart with tears performing a musical art Count each tear and feel what I feel for my heart is crying out, for you my dear So many emotions in so many ways sometimes it's difficult to show what my heart contains With words through tears I show my love so clear as my heart erupts, distinguishing how I feel A lover's heart captures words it cannot say through tears it shows a realm, unexplained.

Tears In The Sky
Clouds submerge with tears in the sky as my heart longs for a place so divine time and time tear drops fall reflecting on a place I do call my own A breeze of coldness upon my face delightful it is to feel such embrace fog in the sky producing an icy storm so is my heart missing you more and more Snow like clouds hanging over me as I feel the warm touch of a his love shallow streams flow beside my feet as rain falls down escalading as I speak Late night moon shining down on me painting your face, all around me silence surrounds me with tears in the sky capturing the content of you in my eyes written by her for him!!

Tears By Words
Word by word these tears are born by your true desires they are formed Your written words inflicted on me has raged a sadness deep within me It's not the first time, but this was the last the words you've written has shattered so fast Words written, is our true emotions feelings and desires all in motion It's hard to believe, but I truly see that written words, can devour me So oil painted as tears elope I continue reading this one last note Your words of friendship beautifully engraved will always portray, the love you displayed It's been so long since you've been gone but one day I'll meet you, where we belong Written by: Sierra For the greatest love unknown!

Tears Of Divine Hope
Tears and scars, A thick, bloody stream, Memories fade into hope, No hope for me. Falling from, An eighteen story dream, Landing in, A dark, bloody scene. The differences, Between sadness and hope, Skin is where, My blood settles and soaks. Staining my flesh, Burning my soul, My thoughts grow dim, And my mind grows cold. Memory, Loss of love, Hates tendency, Gain of blood. On the ground, I fall and fade, Into another dream, My scars are made.

Tears Found In Lost Memories
Before you read this, please do not let your opinions get in the way, nor do I ask for your pity, because that ship has sailed and it’s not going to change my or anyone’s past. I just read an amazing blog. Some of you know which one im talking about, most of you probably could care less, but it was an insight to a horrible time, basically a life most people could never fathom. After reading it, I ask myself, “What would you have done?” Well, I can’t answer that question, because I cannot put words to the pain, sorrow, guilt, and hatred that was brought and forced upon a family and more importantly one strong individual. I have such respect for her and will do whatever I can, to the best of my abilities, to be there for her whenever called upon. I myself have been through some extreme things in my life but they cannot and will never compare, because the deal with different people, different societies, different ways of life. It’s an action, one res

Tears Of An Angel
Tears fall down her cheek, Like pouring rain, she cant believe You have gone away, her safe place is now gone, Oh how she will miss the safety.. And love of Your embrace, she only has one person to blame, her selfness pushed You away, Sorrow and sadness tears through her heart, Like a knife to her soul... her wings are torn and tattered, she reaches out to touch Your hand... But all she feels is the coldness of the air... Caressing over her hand where Yours once was, she lets out a sigh and lowers her head, The tears fall and stain her pale cheeks, she buries her face within her hand,

Tears Of Blood
“Tears of Blood”Deep breath...I feel the airHot,burning insideI silentlycryMy tears dropMy hopes are gone,An empty nightCrawling outside with angry angelsThe city never sleeps and all dreams are now lostsomewhere along the time…too late to wait for you,too late to still love you…I cry with silent tearsAnd all dark angels stare atmy tears of bloodHungrily they waitanother pain to feed from,another death to enjoyFlaming night over a concrete cityand its ghost souls dreamingin vain…I think of you,always haunting my mind,blood invisibly falling all overmy body,covering me,pain goes deep like the hot air,smoldering everything withinand all the deaths

Tears And Bleeding!
let me say that i never thought that my own sister say that she is dealing with me as if i am an orphan or a poor person and she gives me a charity and not considering me as a brother and from family.i feel like i was stabbed from my own flesh and blood and tears and bleeds are the less thing that anyone can ever see what i am going through right now.i wish if i was never borned but because my mom needs me and needs someone to help her out like she did to me whne i was helpless in my early days, so i am just living for my mom to give her some of the favors mom did to me and still do.i knew that relatives especially mysister that she is bigger than me by one a half years killed me and made my heart bleed and feel like i wish if i never ever exist fro what she did and does to me and my mom... i am almost dying and wanted to say how i feel that is all.

Tearing Me To Pieces
When I look into your eyes all I see are these damn lies, but yet you are still the only one I desire, because when we were one or love was like fire. Since you've been gone, my life has been so cold, and I want to just unfold, because I can't take this any more, because you keep tearing me, tearing me to pieces. I try to piece myself back together, but yet there is still something missing and that something is you, and I don't know what to do for without you my life is through, and you keep tearing me, tearing me to pieces. Yet no matter how much pain I go through it is still you I love, and only you can piece me back together, because you are what is missing. So now when I look into your eyes all it does is make me cry and want to die. No matter how hard I try to say there is nothing wrong or I'll be ok, we all know it's nothing but a damn lie, but if you want me you know were I'm at, I'm right here trying to mend the pieces that you keep tearing me into, and you are still here teari

Tear Drops
Tear drops turns into rain as my heart yearns to feel your love as I miss you every waking moment longing for the day that I'll see you again Then the sun appears and it feels like your warm sweet sensual kisses touching my soft lips The warm soft breeze that is embracing me feels like your warm embrace that makes me feel like I'm living in a fairy-tale Tear drops continue to turn into rain over and over again Every thought, every song, every memory and every dream of you makes me want to cry Nothing is the same without you, everything seems to be froze in time Wanting to continue to make memories with you, waiting for you to come back home Tear drops will continue to fall until the day that I get to hold you in my arms again. Being without you makes it seem like life has no purpose. But every thought, every song, every memory and every dream brings tear drops that turns into rain

Tear From A Rose
Tear From A Roseon one block in the world there was a rose bush that started to grow. it grew slow, reaching up to the sky. then as months passed it started to have lil red blossoms. they sprouted bloomed, as the days went by. people walked by watching them grow. some were picked and most had stayed. yet there was one that was blooming like the rest. then, one day, all the flowers were pick. although this single rose just started to bloom. as it grew it looked around. wondering why it was the only one. as the people from before walk on by. it came un noticed. then one day it grew to its full size and was the biggest out of them all. yet people continued to walk on by as if it were not even there. then one night as it was sleeping it began to feel this cutting at its stem. it began to wake to look around. all it saw was nothing but darkness. then there was a light in the distance. it tried to stay awake, yet it was still very sleepy, as it began to pass back out it saw a d

The Tears Of Drowning Sorrow.
Well. For the past month or so. My boyfriend has been gone in Cali, I terrribly miss him. Hes coming back in four days though. Im excited. I Love him with all my heart. Lol. Once he gets back were goin to Eclipse! x3 Well I might as well tell a bit about myself. I Love animals neon colors and dark colors. My favorite colors are Lime green and Black. I love Hello Kitty. Invader Zim and skinny jeans. I love cookies and muffins. I love metal techno electronic rock punk. Oooh i love gummy worms and gummy bears as well. I love pandas. Thy are sooo damn adorable! Lol. :p...I love grape koolaid. Lol. Ima adorkable. Ooooh And i simply looovvvveee Rainbows! Lol. x3 I love holding hands. I think freckles are cute. I love emo/skaters guys. I love emo gurlss. Ima BI. I love guys in eyeliiner! Lol. I love meeting neww ppl. And i love chatting!And anyone tht knows mee Enjoi! x3

Tears
He Cried From a distance he watched. A world created by his father.Such beauty he had bestowed there. Sensual fragrances speaking of truth. Images of green indicating much life. And the glistening of stars holding hope.Looking beyond the essence of all beings.There a young man striking his mom.An addiction for lustful things and theSorrow of drugs... created by hands of man.For he needed her money to support his love.Forgetting... from her womb she kept him safe. And there into the nights thunder an explosion sounds.Her son watches the spirit of his best friend end in flight.As the war against life continues to reap what it sows. Murder of thousands for the power and wealth to be.He cried, for he knows there still are othersWho will never accept and be set eternally free. Watching the rapes and sins of men and women. All for the moments whim, a life implanted by human seed.Yet now unfeeling as futures end before ever to begin.He cried indeed for so many of our countries are dyingIf

Tears To Cry
Hii Mommy.! ...I'm your baby. You don't know me yet, I'm only a few weeks old. You're going to find out about me soon, though, I promise. Let me tell you some things about me. My name is John, and I've got beautiful brown eyes and black hair. Well, I don't have it yet, but I will when I'm born. I'm going to be your only child, and you'll call me your one and only. I'm going to grow up without a daddy mostly, but we have each other. We'll help each other, and love each other. I want to be a doctor when I grow up.You found out about me today, Mommy! You were so excited, you couldn't wait to tell everyone. All you could do all day was smile, and life was perfect. You have a beautiful smile, Mommy. It will be the first face I will see in my life, and it will be the best thing I see in my life. I know it already. ... ... ... ... ... Today was the day you told Daddy. You were so excited to tell him about me! ...He wasn't happy, Mommy. He kind of got angry. I don't think that you noticed,

Tears Its A Poem Let Me Know What You Think
ahhh sweet love of the bitterest taste sends your buds wild, passionate kisses upon another's lips whispers under the starie-night, holding one close to dream a thousand dreams for just that of one night, thinking to one another how can this be called love, if love itself have no meaning just purpose, gaze into those deep brown eyes and see your future unwind, deep sighing for some and others passionate moments with thee other, long walks under the moonlight brightens her face, she is love she is my whole i need her i long for her i am in deted to her, she brings me warmth in cold brings me light when need be, because of her i see, eyes open in morning, is this but a dream can she be real, yes in good time when mornings turns to nights, and nights become days weathering how long you must wait, stormy nights cast upon those who seek out her siren charm, they are just mear boats wreaked apon the shore not thinking by the state of mind, but only by the words that get them by, the waves cr

Tears
To those who take the time to read this....I don't want opinions in my SB...this is what it is and let's leave it at that Tears They come sometimes in bucketsThey come sometimes between breaksIt’s hard for me to stop themThe feelings are hard for me to takeYou used to be one personI used to be a different person tooBut the person you have becomeIsn’t the person I know and I don’t know what to doYour words have become hurtfulHere come the tears againFlowing down my cheekBreathe I say…count to tenBut they continue almost every dayAnd it’s getting harder and harder to hide the painI don’t know what is worse the lies or the deceitSomeone get me off this trainI want to turn back the clockI’m tired of the tearsBut looking in the mirrorI see I have aged yearsI’m sitting on the floorBecause my knees are weakYou say talk to meBut my tears make me unable to speakI’m painted as the bad guyIt’s me who is always doing somethin

Tears
A Master's Prayer My Last Submissive. A Master's Prayer? My next Sub will be my last. She will be as devoted to me as I am to her. She will trust in my loyalty and my judgement. She will feel safe in my presence and still feel my protection in my absence. She will never mistake sensitivity and caring for weakness.She will share her problems with me. Not in an attempt to have me take them off her shoulders but as a pupil sharing with a tutor. She will take as much joy in learning from me as I take in teaching. She will take pride in the way that people respect my opinion. She will feel such pleasure when her friends consult me for advice. She will know that I will take responsibility for their welfare too. She will take pleasure in my pride of her too. As she goes about her duties at home or work, she will feel my eyes on her approving her intelligence and diligence. She will await eagerly the opportunity to share her triumphs with me and will revel in the

The Tears Of Time
day after dayi suffer all this painand i can feel the darkness sucking up my souli try and tryto escape this painbut it just won’t go awayi learned not to trustanyone at allbecause anytime i do trust someoneand i finally feel freethat person always disapearsmy life is a mazeno matter how far i goor which way i turni always find nothingbut a dead endso day after dayi sit and i waithoping that the painwill go away The tug of these feelings of nothingness take me to new places. This place, devoid of all warmth, seems to be my new home. Where am I?I regress into the placid nature inside all of us. My body now rejecting all in it's defense. The eyes growing just a bit older every minute.I have seen this in others before. I always thought you were so piteful, why don't you try harder.. I understand now..The ravenous appetite to feel anything, if even just pain, one more time. The lack of feeling now more deadly than the sharpest of razors. Why did you go?I must know what it is like on

Tears
tears are always near the thoughts in my head a jumble hell i cant stand my face always causing me problems the way i look always the same my face a curse when will it stop when will i not suffer for my looks always judged by my appearance and never seen from the onside maybe one day i will be seen for who i am not what i look like i guess the curse will remain till my looks change... life always has twists and turns i know that i just dont get it as to why i slip and fall so much my heart never having been scraped enough i guess hell i often wonder wtf its for to beat and hold pain tears come as a second skin to me im tired ..i just want to hide maybe there i wont have to look at myself .to be cont...

Tears
Sorry i had to play a little switchfoot. Not here not there but i can switchfeet Sit down and take a seat It can be neat Sit down you can feel the heat I'll serve it to you upbeat.. Sit down and take a seat again I can show you a begginging My friend A beginning or perhaps an ending. Sit down and keep taking a seat (y)

Tears Of An Angle
Tears of an Angle BY Jason Reinhold Today when I woke I wish I could see my Grand mom’s face an seeing her eating breakfast with me every morning ,but I now I see she is in a better place in heaven looking down on all us an smiling an saying “I Love U a Miss You all so much an grand pal said to tell you the same”. We will miss this lovely woman dearly she was a Mom ,Grand mom an Great mom to us all an she will be missed with every day every moment of our lives and as we leave here today she would like for use to be strong An try to be a Family again that’s what her an Grand pal would have wanted. Tears of an angle have falling again cause another gods children was sent to Heaven , with the sun shining bright I was a glorious sight . Angles welcoming another child of god to heaven with opened arms. Tears of joy for ones that are having a baby or getting married, tears

The Tease
At a dinner made for 2 sitting side by side; I have a white dress on with no panties, just the way you like. I feel your hand start to R I D E up and down my inner thigh T R Y I N G to get a feel yet, I remain calm. Our waiter comes to take our order and I thought you'd move your hand but no, instead you go up even farther towards my pussy lips that you know are yours. In my mind I can feel your tongue as you get a taste of my sweet nectar juice, H O T SWEET J U I C E. I feel it start to flow out A S your fingers start to glide in and out of my pussy. I hear you say out loud that you have to run to the bathroom, and in the corner of my eye I see you wink at me; it's then that I know you wish for my company. So I wipe my mouth with my napkin and take

Tease Me Please Me
I DONT GET MEN AND PPL WONDER WHY ,,, WELL LETS SEE SOME MEN ACT LIKE THEY MAY LIKE US BUT IN REALATITY THEY REALLY WANT A PIECE OF BOOTY ACTTION AT TIMES AND SOME OF US LADYS DONT WANT TO GIVE IT UP TO THEM AND THEN MEN JUST STOP CALLING US LADYS AND LOOK SOME WHERE ELES FOR SOME BOOTY ACCTION AND THEN WE FELL LIKE DIRTY CREDDY LADYS IF WE DO GIVE IT UP TO THEM CAUSE THEN THEY STOP CALLING US AND ITS LIKE ALL THEY WANT IS ACTION AND SATISFACTION NOW DAYS AND WHY CANT MEN LIKE US FOR WHO WE ARE NOT WHAT WE LOOK LIKE OR HAVE BETWEEN OUR LEGS AND WHY CANT THEY RESPECT US MORE NOW DAYS.. AND YEAH WE LADYS HAVE A LIFE TO AND ME BE FREAKS AND WANTTING SEX TO BUT SOME OF US ALSO WANT A REALATION SHIP WITH A MR RIGHT .. MR FANTASTIC.. MR WONDERFUL AND SO ON ... WELL ME IM LOOKING FOR MR RIGHT AND NOT MR WRONG CAUSE IM A SINGLE 29 FEMALE .. AND A MOM OF A 4 YR OLD SON AND I WANT A MAN WHO LIKES ME FOR ME AND WHO I AM AND MY PERSONALITY AND SINCE OF HUMOR NOT FOR WHO I LOOK LIKE .. if u want t

Teasing...is It Really Fun?
Ok. I haven't been here THAT long, but not a stranger to the paradigm set by internet life. In my opinion, women DOMINATE the internet! It seems like no matter what site I have been on or go to, you see a huge displacement in the number of friends women have compared to men. There are a few reasons for this: 1. Sex 2. Looks 3. Insecurities 4. Fantasy 1. Sex - Sex has to be the #1 reason men flock to the net for women. And the minute guys see either exposed tits, ass or pussy, they come a'running like bulls seeing red! Women know this and use it like the weapon it is andhas become. Since I've been on Fubar, I have seen girls who directly tell guys don't comment or message them if it's about trying to talk to them and all because some guy sitting behind his screen penis jumps at the sight of a gorgeous girl who'll he'll never have the opportunity to meet adds him as a friend, his heart starts pumping more blood than American Red Cross' entire blood bank in a month...what

Teaser
I've got all the things on the list you gave me. The soft rope, the peacock feather, the ice in the ice bucket, that funny little back scratcher, blind fold and I've put it all beside the bed. I've finally agreed to let you tie me up and "play" as you call it. I'm a little apprehensive but I'm excited too. I look at the time; I still got enough time to take a shower before you get home. Out of the shower I slip on the black satin robe you gave me for my birthday. I love the way it feels against my bare skin. When I walk into the bedroom, you're there waiting. All the candles are lit and there's music playing. You're wearing the black satin boxers I gave you to match my robe. You walk over to me and pull me in your arms kissing me so soft and sensual. Kissing and nibbling on my neck you tell me how good I smell, gently biting my neck, you slip the robe off my shoulders and I let it slide down my arms to the floor. You tell me to climb on the bed and lay down on my back. I pause a momen

A Tease
She stood alone in what seemed a dark empty room .. Her eyes darted around the room trying to see anything at all and that's when she felt his warm breath against her neck ... She jumped at the sudden touch .. His hands took her hands and held them behind her ... His grasp was powerful yet soft at the same time ... She felt the cold feel of metal against her wrists and the click of what sounded like cuffs closing around her wrists . He turns her to face him holding her shoulders as he leans down and kisses her softly. He took her in his arms and presses her hard against the wall ... Letting his hands roam her body. She is defenseless to him .. His touch overpowers her leaving her longing for more. His hands grasp around her breasts squeezing hard .. His kisses more urgent and demanding than before down her neck and chest .. Her moans soft yet wanting as her body trembles beneath his violent touch. She leans to his ear gasping softly nipping upon him .. He presses her harder to the w

Teasin Biggr Grls
Hi my name is Vickie and I am a bigger girl but i dont understand y ppl make fun of bigger girls i mean every one says that they are insucure bout themselves but you know it really hurts ppl and its just freakin retarded plz comment thx

Tease And Please.
Ok last nite, a few guys kept asking me stupid questions. like: bryan :"my girl dosent get off! and i dont understand why???" tom :" how come,,when i get with a women its fine untill we have sex,then she leaves my ass" dale: "my girlfriend is ready to leave me,because she says theres no passion,what can i do??" So here you go guys. in my opinion Your not teasing her enough! Also your not building up,hot passion within her! You guys are just jumping on top of your women and getting your rocks off and then going to sleep! Basicly i believe making a women cum is like building a fire! It takes alot of lil sparks(tingles) before she ignites! and explodes into a flaming fury! So first of you need to set the mood! Be warm,be gentel,and be romantic my friends, kiss her with passion,massage her for awile ,,and for christ sakes dont be afraid to do a lil muff diving! shesh! The toughest part of diving for me... Well it has to do with cleanliness, otherwise guys y

Tease And Please. Part 2
Hey, I have a lot of respect for all my brothers who like to eat pussy because there are too few of us out there. And I'm sure most woman would agree too. Anyway some of you guys got mad from my last blog,and sent me emails shouting "Hey WTF I DO Eat her pussy!" Well all i can say is "Some of you ,who are giving it the old college try,are not doing too well, and thats why you have gf trouble,,so maybe this little lesson will help you out. Because When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare dude and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. (trust me on this one) So, remember, most guys can fuck, and most can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made in the shade. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's goin

Teasers Lounge
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Tease
Licking slowly, bottom to top , wanting only never to stop, lick so slowly 'round the base, um so good want a taste? Suckng softly, just the tip, careful now its starting to drip. slide it slowly, between my lips, tastes so sweet, I'd hate to miss. One sweet drop, there on my hand, I'll lick it up then on with my plan. Sucking harder faster now I want it all and I want it now. Deeper now to the base, I have it all in my face, almost there, ohh Now I'm done , eating popcicles is so much fun.

Teaser
Slowly stalking through the darkness, a lone Warrior cautiously moved through the enemy lair. Tyburcio Warpoet had his goal set, and was fixated on achieving it. Calling the Shadow Clan home he was a very skilled Warrior for his age, and had already become the favorite of the clan’s Mistress, and continuously called upon for tasks. At the age of Sixteen Tyburcio has already taken part in more than thirty campaigns, and lone “disciplinary actions” against other Clans in the region, more than any other Warrior his age which is the result of constantly intense training in the arts of Calvary, Swordsmanship, Hand to Hand combat, and Infiltration from his father Olmec Xchyler who was a superb Warrior himself. Born from another high status dominant female, Tyburcio was well aware of how the social structure worked within his Clan, and others for that matter. Which made him very useful for situations that demands a more “aggressive diplomatic” touch. Within his Clan the females were dominant

Teased~
As she had more than once in the past while, Alice wondered if she was crazy for asking her boyfriend to do this. For the longest time she had fantasized about being taken by a complete stranger, and on top of that being unable to do anything about it. She trusted him to pick someone who wouldn’t hurt her, but just the same it could be anyone. It could be one of his friends, one of her co-workers, someone from college, or whoever else he had in mind. And so here she was, waiting in darkness for the stranger. Once again she tried to form a mental picture of her predicament to pass the time. Soft ropes were tied around her wrists and looped around under the bed to secure again around the ankles of her sock feet. No amount of wriggling would get her out of one or the other. Her tight blue jeans showed off her shapely hips and thighs, and the equally tight black shirt was just barely see-through enough to show the outline of her bra. Her ample breasts, thrust out slightly from her arms

Tease...
How hot your look and how perfect your breasts are. I love the panties you have one, and the color goes great with your body, I can imagine you have deep eyes? Anyways I am imagining you doing a strip tease for me and about to throw your shirt at me. You throw it in my face and as I pull it off I notice you ran and jumped me (pushing me back on the bed). You started to give me deep kisses and slid your hand down my chest and you grab my belt and pull. I give a little groan and you feel my pants immediately fill up with my hidden hardness. You then undo and rip off my belt and quickly rip my cock out and begin to fondle it and my balls. Meanwhile you are still kissing me and I am caressing your sides, ass and chest. After about a minute you bite your lip and look into my eyes and then nibble and lick your way down my body and give a long lick all the way up my shaft. This causes me to shiver and arch my back a bit as you take me into your mouth and give me the most amazing head ever. As

Teaser
when I read back over this (read original blog entry below) I am struck by how my notions of desire and exceitment have altered. Society tells us what is right and wrong and we continue to let them dominate us. Why? Each person should seek out their own definition of such and embrace it. It was 7 PM on a late summer night. She drove to Siesta Key to a small bar and restaurant called the Daiquiri Deck as she had an arrangement to meet Steve for dinner. She had never met Steve in person so she was a little apprehensive about meeting him. But then she had her protector in her purse which was a nickel plated colt 45 with hollow point slugs….just in case. She recalled his instructions of what she was to wear for dinner which was some high heels and a very short skirt and here she was sitting in a very short skirt …angry at herself for agreeing to follow his request but satisfied since she did not wear the heels as he had requested. Then she sat back and smelled the sal

Teasexox
Hey There. Tease here! So I really don't know what to write about..I dont want to get bashed or anything...LOL I have never done a blog before not even on FB!!!So hmmm I'll write about what I have been thinking about like crazy! So one of my EX bf's from the beginning of the year is missing....NO one knows where he is! and I have been searching like crazy for him..his gf contacted me because she had no clue where he is too and now we are both freaking out I might go to his house thats my next step! SO THATS THAT STORY! Thanks for listening! LOL Bye now XoX Tease!

Teasing And Suspensful
You walk in the door, into a darkened house. In the air, you can smell the cloyingly sweet smell of a candle, and the hit of roses wafting through the air. The slight glow leads you upstairs, to the bedroom, but there is no one there. Then you notice the light is all coming from the bath room, so you slip your heels off, leaving them near the door to room, and slink silently towards the bath.as you step into the bath, you notice the Candles are your favorite scent, but lighter, as if diluted enough so lighting the room would know be overpoweringly strong. Slowly, turning your gaze across the room, you still see no other there with you, and your eyes settle finally on the tub. it is full, the water the absolute perfect temperature, you see the surface covered lightly with rose petals. You simply can not pass this up, keeping your eyes, open, you begin to slowly remove your blouse and skirt, attentatively folding them neatly and setting them uponthe chair to the make up table. You

Tea Time!
Little walk down Main Street last night in Disney World. New paint job....lol! Living in MD where we do have all 4 seasons, Labor Day is when the beaches close. Not that you cant still go out there, and get in the water, hell this time of year, the water is warmer then the air. However the rides shut down on the boardwalk, some of the stores close, another summer gone! (need to get to Florida) Beach volleyball comes to an end, though there is one more beach tournament in the middle of Sept. Before you know it, Halloween will be here, followed by Thanksgiving and Christmas. This summer was another great one. Played alot of beach/grass volleyball tournaments, Clint and I did well this year! Went to Cooperstown to see Cal Ripken go into the Hall of Fame which was a great 4 day weekend. Then the summer being topped off when I went to Clearwater FL for a week. The white sand, the clear water, endless Bahama Mamas! A particular day, I got to meet Itsim, she is just as she

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Tecca Nina
[Intro]I know y'all don't see me on TVOr hear me on the radioBut you industry bratsBetter check Billboard and PollstarBefore y'all get to cryinAbout who get seniority at these showsEspecially when compared to meY'all ain't shit on stage[Hook]I hit the stageGrab the mic and blow 'em all away (I blow 'em all away)(Superstars), But they know I blow 'em all away, Hey[Verse 1]The gig is over, The gig is over (Bitty bye-bye)The gig is over, The gig is over (When A play)The kid is older and gettin colder (Many fly by)But his will hold ya, So listen closer to (A-A)-R-O-NThey dissin and twistin my nameBecause Aaron is scarin these glitz spittin pricks in the gameHit with this gift, Everybody get a whiff of this script and it's painGotta talk about the people with a attitudeHiss me and slipped in my laneI've been wreckin crowds for a long second nowGot 'em guessin how Tech is blessedAnd yes, The best in-town repOn the real, I keep it trillAnd when I spit, I ain't spillin about my millionIt's the

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Alan's company recently landed a small contract (ten hours per month) to manage and administer the network at an insurance agency. The previous company -- well, actually, guy -- worked full-time as a network administrator at the local university and had been servicing the agency for the past ten years in his spare time. An out-of-state job offer left him no longer able to service the agency. A couple weeks before the contract started, Alan received a frantic call from the insurance agency: the system was completely down and Ishmael (let's call him) had already relocated a few time zones away. Within the hour, Alan was on-site, receiving a crash-course in their system. He learned that no system meant no quoting and no servicing and that was not good because it meant no business. Alan also received a crash course in their network. It was a mangled patchwork of DOS-based file servers (yes, in 2006), daisy-chained routers, and workstations with multiple network cards cross-patched to

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RIC-LO-X's label GREEN TOOTH ENT. CLICK THE IMAGE My boys Grave Plott are getting ready to drop there BRAND NEW album entitled "The Plott thickens". Read the flyer & also Click on the image. This album features Tech N9ne, Bigg Krizz Kaliko, Splice 1, Brotha Lynch & more Our Strange brother Tech N9ne is getting ready to drop HIS brand new long awaited album entitled "Everready: The Religion". This Album features guests such as E-40 & more. Click on the album cover. "When There's No More Room In Hell Volume I" Featuring RIC-LO-X, GRAVE PLOTT, WOLFPAC, Vanilla Ice, Playaz Lounge Crew, Q-Strange, Scum and many more. Click the image. CLICK HERE FOR MY GROUP A.I.D.S. TRACKS WITH KILLA C & LIQUID ASSASSIN Click on this & check out my boy VOICEOVER's myspace page Aaron Yates (Tech N9ne) Bio Everready Bio Sometimes it takes a while for trendsetters, for artists ahead of their time and for genius to be appreciated by the masses. Tech N9

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Hell yeah so anyone that knows me pretty well knows that I am an avid Tech N9ne fan. I been listening to him for about 6 1/2 years now and been wanting to catch a show for the longest. the last time I was up in Missouri for BIDS school I tried to catch a show but missed it by about 2 weeks. Needless to say I was pissed. Now I am back for Recon school and the first thing I did when I got up here was check to see if any shows were gonna be happening while I was in state. Hell yeah I lucked out cuz not only does Everready the religion (his new album) drop on the 7th of NOV, I get to watch him on the 10th of Nov in Columbia, Missouri which is like 2 hours north of here. Fuck yeah I am really excited about this and just wanted to share ^^ Anyways hey everyone thats reading this go buy Tech's new album when it comes out and if u ain't got the old ones go gettem. You won't be sorry.

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[Verse 1] The killa clowns in your town raising all hell Tecca nina with the stamina coming to damage ya buckin' The bammer when I bust with a bang. And it ain't no clause that say fraud ain't no tall tales Women love it when I hit when I covet the booty they Giving it to me but it ain't no thang We reppin' KCMO fellas and the ladies know That we comin' with the killas I'm with the gorillas The villains will get you when you disrespect us Even the babies know Tech nina got flowcrazy We be giving the women the willy we sick of the haterz Wanna pay us go to get this record This is important we be courtin' every place we go Get you up in the room ain't trippin' off of the groom I'll give it to you anyway you wanna have it Baby is a horse and yes of course Imma have 2 break the ho Leaving the kids at home I wanna bone alone we hopping Up and down like jack rabbits So many kids put this on their daddy's mind Never will I ever put him out there like that feelin' th

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News Source: MSTechToday Want to be able to access your machine anytime, anywhere? Can’t be bothered purchasing a domain name and configuring Dynamic DNS? Microsoft has a solution: the "Windows Internet Computer Name" -- a unique domain name for your computer. There is one small catch though: you have to be using the next-generation networking protocol IPv6 which, although thoroughly integrated into Windows Vista, isn't supported by most home routers yet. The Windows Internet Computer Name is an advancement on the Peer Name Resolution Protocol (PNRP), which is a name registration and resolution protocol initially developed for Windows XP. Unlike traditional DNS, where domain name servers are used essentially to store a list of domain names and their corresponding numeric IP addresses, PNRP does all the domain name resolution peer-to-peer. Put another way, users of Windows Vista provide PNRP domain name resolution services for other Windows Vista u

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Mozilla Firefox - faster, more secure, easier to use and sporting a new look, this latest Firefox release sets a new standard for web browser innovation. Mozilla Firefox project (formerly Firebird, which was formerly Phoenix) is a redesign of Mozilla's browser component, written using the XUL user interface language and designed to be cross-platform. It is small, fast and easy to use, and offers many advantages over other web browsers, such as the tabbed browsing and the ability to block pop-up windows. Cell Companies to Replace 1.3 Million Batteries NTT DoCoMo and Mitsubishi say that Sanyo-made batteries may overheat and catch fire. Martyn Williams, IDG News Service Thursday, December 07, 2006 06:00 AM PST NTT DoCoMo and Mitsubishi Electric are planning to replace around 1.3 million batteries manufactured by Sanyo Electric because they may overheat and catch fire, the companies said today. The batteries were manufactured before June 2006 and are used in NTT DoCoMo's D902i

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last night my wonderful grandma ,whom at the age of 67 still went skydiving passed away due to complications of pnuemonia,she was the lightof my life and will be missed , Hi! I'm your Technical Support Rep. I have a computer, teleconsiderable amount of control over one or more important aspects of your daily life: phone, computer and internet. Sometimes one, sometimes all three Before we interact, I'd like to share some thoughts with you: * I am here, simply put, to fix your shit. My job is not complete until said shit is fixed. Please just help me fix this shit. * With that out of the way, know that I hate you exactly as much as you hate me. No more, no less. If you are at least relatively pleasant, I'm happy to help you- even to make small talk as I attend to the issue at hand. Conversely, if you are a total and complete jackass, I will make this the worst 10 -

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Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. REPLY: Dear Troubled User, This is a very common problem. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible

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OK, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I AM A TOTAL DUMBASS WHEN IT COMES TO ALL THESE ELECTRONIC GADGETS. MY DAUGHTER GOT AN IPOD NANO FOR HER BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR. I DECIDED I WANTED ONE, HOWEVER, MY DAUGHTER EXPLODED AND SAID IT WAS UNCOOL FOR ME TO HAVE AN IPOD SINCE I WAS OLD. (NOTE TO SELF: SPANK CHILD). WITH THAT SAID, I JUST LUGGED MY CD PLAYER AROUND. SO FOR CHRISTMAS THE LITTLE SHIT GOT A NEW PINK IPOD. SO I WAS THEN ALLOWED TO HAVE THE OLD ONE. COOL!! AN IPOD FOR THE OLD WOMAN!! OK, HOW IN THE HELL DO YA WORK THE DAMN THING?? OH MY GOD!! I WENT TO THE TANNING SALON TODAY, GOT ALL SETTLED IN,AND GOT MY IPOD OUT. THE STUPID EAR PLUGS WOULD NOT STAY IN AND THE WIRES WERE ALL TANGLED UP AROUND MY HEAD, THE DAMN THING KEPT SLIDING OFF THE PILLOW, SO NEEDLESS TO SAY, I SPENT MY WHOLE TANNING SESSION WRESTLING WITH THE STUPID LITTLE ELECTRONIC GADGET!!!!!! GEEZ! MAYBE THE VIDEO IPOD WILL BE BETTER!! - LOL

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You You You are still a whisper on my lips A feeling at my fingertips That's pulling at my skin You leave me when I'm at my worst Feeling as if I've been cursed Bitter cold within Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Without you Without you You are still a whisper on my lips A feeling at my fingertips That's pulling at my skin You leave me when I'm at my worst Feeling as if I've been cursed Bitter cold within Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Without you Without you Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Without you Without you Without you Without you Without you Scooter One

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This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills! ================================= Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one. =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk...Sorry. =============== Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? =============== Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates. =============== Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't pr

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hello I'm not here to make you popualer on the internet if you have to use the intrnet to gain popualer then you don't have a life then so thats not my problem and i am looking and if your a person has drama issue are low self usteam and negative person then get a grip and a life becouse i will not allow myself to be drag down to your level i'm very out going and honest person and i will speak my mind i'm not trying to be rude are mean that is how i am if you can't deal with it one thing comes to mind "it sucks to be you ". Hi guys I want to take a time out here to remind you if you take the time about every 2 weeks to perform a maintance on your computer then you would find it would work alot faster and longer if you do a maintance check like defraging and c-drive sweep and all and one a year take your cover off of your tower and use a can of air and blow the dust and dirt out you well find that your pc would run alot better are even like a new one so have fun and take care your f

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Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... ____________ _________ _________ _______ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by

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TECH SUPPORT Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "I Thought You Loved Me.exe" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed,

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I'm taking a brake from the fu.. lol Real Life calls. I have Tech School in Jacksonville Florida. It's to better myself in the job I do :] Kinda sucks though.. I will miss the first few days that someone dear to me will be in Florida. Kinda scared to tell her about it, being I want to meet her so bad! But I have to look at it this way.. It's to better myself and that's what I'm doing

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Let me know if I am wrong, but I thought when you fanned a person it is because your a fan of something you find interesting in a person. How can you Fan someone when you don't really know that person? My List is small but for good reason: Sugartastic: How can you not be a fan of her, she is an amazing writer with creativity coming out through every pore of her body...which not bad mine is better. :) But back to her writing, she could get me excited about her wonderful day of doing nothing all by how she delivers it.And all around amazing wonderful person for what I know, or what I know from what she expresses in writing and conversation.She even told me about firefox spell check, which stopped me from looking a fool. Mrs. Badcrumble: She is one that I think I could relate to by the environment of people and influences I bring into my life.Anyone that know about the great Divine, how can you not like?Risky at times but over all shows that she is a straight up person and tells you

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(9:41 AM) Steven: i got a poop question for ya sammie. have you ever had to go poop and while doing it, it smelled so bad you stayed in the stall until everyone left and decided you would tell the next person that came in that someone else did it? lol(9:41 AM) Sammie: lol(9:41 AM) Sammie: yes(9:41 AM) Steven: lol(9:41 AM) Stephie: lol(9:41 AM) Stephie: funny(9:42 AM) Sammie: when pooping i try to avoid coming out intill people are gone, its so akward to come out of a stall and making eye contact with some one, the look is like "Yup, i just pooped"(9:43 AM) Stephie: lol(9:43 AM) Stephie: *cough*(9:44 AM) Steven: lol(9:44 AM) Steven: that's how i feel sometimes lol(9:44 AM) Steven: it's like you step out and look at em and immediately feel ashamed lol(9:45 AM) Sammie: i know, and you shouldnt it healty, everyone poops, but ever one act like they forgot about Dre.......i mean they dont poop(9:45 AM) Steven: lol(9:45 AM) Stephie: lol(9:45 AM) Stephie: i want that book(9:45 AM) Steven: lol

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Hello guys i am sure most of you have question in mind why choose the ipad 3 as there are many other alternatives at cheap price. But one thing i should mention if you do not want to compromise with the quality then you should definitely go with ipad 3. There are many features has been added to the new iPad with big retina display, 4g network and many others. The one more reason that apple is still no 1 in the field of powerful products and will be for the coming years. I have bought the new ipad recently and impressed with the gadget. But make sure to shop iPad cases after buying your ipad. Neoprene is a great choice, especially if you choose a case that has a zipper to shut the iPad. This material is water resistant on the outside, so it protects the iPad from this, and if you drop it, the thicker outer layer, plus the interior foam padding will offer additional protection. Although neoprene cases are not the best looking option, they do offer great protection to your iPad. Althou

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Olhando para comprar tablet Android no Reino Unido??Tablet Android é uma maneira nova e emocionante para acompanhar sua música favorita, vídeos e e-mails, sem quaisquer fios irritantes.?Sistema Operacional Android é realmente um grande motivo para aumento da popularidade desses comprimidos.?O sistema operacional Android desenhado pelo Google foca na facilidade de uso, vendo e ouvindo a mídia, bem como navegar na web.?Ao contrário de um PC tradicional, um android tablet PC tem várias vantagens.tablet windows ?Abaixo est?o algumas raz?es pelas quais você precisa de um tablet android em sua vida.? PortableThese android tablets s?o muito portátil devido ao seu tamanho menor, bem como peso leve.?Eles s?o normalmente n?o é maior em tamanho do que um papel de tamanho A4 e pesam cerca de meio quilo, uma vez que n?o est?o sob o peso de um teclado, bateria grande e os f?s.?Isso significa que você n?o vai nem perceber que o tablet está na sua bolsa ou mochila.?barato Um novo PC po

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Teddy Bears
Teddy Bears Make The Best Friends Because: The don't tell you that you have bad breath. They never borrow Money. They never beat you at checkers. They don't complain when you eat potato chips in bed. They don't laugh at your clothes. They never borrow your favorite sweater. They don't outgrow you intellectually. They don't eat all your chocolate chip cookies. They're never disloyal,critical,or ungrateful. They never interrupt you when you're talking. They never tell you that you are fat. Thye dont eat all the popcorn at the movies. They don't get jealous of your other friends, They don't tell you how to drive. They don't hog the bathroom. They don't embarass you at parties. They never leave dirty socks on the floor. They don't get sick. They never say "I told you so." They arent't noisy and they don't have fleas. They listen to all of your problems. They are always ready to give you a hug. They always love you just the way you are.

Teddybears Blog For Ct
hi my son dewitt shane walker whom i love so much was born oct 7th 1990 he is 16 yrs old. i just want to find him i didnt think cancer would be going this fast his dad has him in hiding i just want to hold him and love him and say goodbye..i need so much help i want this dream so much to come true SHANE,I AM A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF YOUR MOTHERS,SHE HAS CANCER AND IS DYING.HER CONDITIONS WORSENS EVERY DAY!!! SHE IS JUST HOLDING ON PRAYING TO GOD TO SEE YOU ONE LAST TIME BEFORE SHE DIES.I DON'T KNOW THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF YOUR PAST,BUT I DO KNOW YOUR MOTHER NEEDS TO SEE YOU ONE LAST TIME.PLEASE IF YOU SEE THIS,PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH ME,ITS VERY IMPORTANT AND VERY URGENT!!! SHE WROTE THIS TOP PART HERSELF TO ME. WELL CHRISTMAS HAS MOSTLY COME AND GONE AND NEW YEARS IS UPON US,SO WITH THAT SAID I AM WISHING EVERYONE A HAPPY NEW YEAR FILLED WITH LOVE,JOY AND LAUGHTER. MAY YOUR NEW YEAR INTO 2007 BE EXCITING,FUN AND HAVE A LOT OF MEMORIES TO FULFILL. !!WELL MY FRIENDS JUST 4 MORE D

Teddy Bear's Cave
Moving...one word that says so much. I am moving out of my first house and into my first condo in a week. I never imagined this move a few months ago but then it started to become a reality and now it's actually going to happen. The boxes are getting packed. Things we no longer need are getting thrown away or given to others. It's funny how things you thought you needed can become disposable. All of my albums are going away... I am done moving them. I rarely play them and all they are is a reminder of times that I really don't want to remember now that I look back on it. Hopefully, someone will find them and appreciate them for what they are. They were good to me and got me through high school and the brief time I tried to be a university student. Life goes on. It's an HD-DVD, Blu-ray kind of world now and my LP record collection is holding me back. They are too large, too heavy, too cumbersome to keep lugging from place to place. They are a symbol of my inability t

Teddy
Teddy, I've been bad again My mommy told me so; I'm not quite sure what I did wrong But I thought you might know. When I woke this morning I knew that she was mad Cause she was crying awful hard, And yelling at my dad. I tried my best to be real good And do just what she said I cleaned my room all by myself, I even made my bed. But I spilled milk on my good shirt, When she yelled at me to hurry And I guess she didn't hear me, When I told her I was sorry Cause she hit me awful hard, you see, And called me funny names; And told me I was really bad And I should be ashamed. When I said "I love you Mommy", I guess she didn't understand; Cause she yelled at me to shut my mouth, Or I'd get smacked again So, I came up here to talk to you Please tell me what to do Cause I really love my mommy, And I know she loves me, too And I don't think my mommy means, To hit quite so hard; I guess sometimes, grown ups forget How big they really are So Teddy, I

Teddy Bear
She looks in the mirror and all what she could see where little parts of her something she didn't want to be she just stared at her reflection but she didn't look at all all her tears were running and she was trying not to fall there where times that she was happy there where times that she was sad but she never felt so unhappy and she never felt so bad she walked around in her room but she didn't know why the truth was so hard that she wished she would die she prayed for help but nobody came the room was getting smaller it was driving her insane with her eyes full of tears she picked up the phone she dialled some numbers but nobody was home every feeling inside her was rushing through her head every picture every thought was making her upset she dropped on the floor with her teddy bear in her arm she crushed him against her and was trying to get warm she couldn't stop the tears the ground was hard and cold she wish somebody would help

Teddy Bears
Ok everyone we have gone back to Shriners Burn Unit in Galveston, TX. on Easter Sunday and worked with the burn patients as well as held an easter egg hunt with them. Fell free to goto my web site and check out the photos and the site. While you there please sign the guest book. www.carlcaresbears.com You will need to copy and paste the site. Thanks, Bam Bam Hello everyone we finally finished our website for the organization myself, my sister, and brother started under our fathers name. Please feel free to go and check it out I will be updating it often. While on there check out the photos and sign the guest book. Anyone that would like to make a donation please fill out the information in the Contact Us section and we will get back to you soo. The site address is www.carlcaresbears.com Please copy and paste it Thank you, Sean Well in my last blog I told everyone I would let them know how evrything went at the Shriners Burn Unit. We had a great time sp

Teddy Bears
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. They were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking, af

Teddy Bears
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top she

Teddybear Snugglers
WELCOME TO THE TEDDYBEAR SNUGGLERS FAMILY. HELLO EVERYONE THIS IS A NEW FAMILY BEING CREATED. SO IF YOU WANT TO HELP PEOPLE LEVEL ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS JOIN. JUST SEND ME OR I LOVE ALL FIVE OF MY KIDS A PRIVATE MESSAGE SAYING THAT YOU WANT TO JOIN. AND WE WILL PUT YOUR NAME ON TO THE LIST OF FAMILY MEMBERS. PLUS WE WILL ALSO CREATE A TAG FOR YOU TO. MAKE SURE YOU RATE FAN AND ADD ALL OF THE MEMBERS SO YOU CAN GET THE UPDATES FOR THE FAMILY. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I LOVE ALL FIVE OF MY KIDS CO_OWNER OF TEDDYBEAR SNUGGLERS i love all 5 off my kids*@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TINA AND GARRETT CO_OWNER OF TEDDYBEAR SNUGGLERS TINA & GARRETT*©SHADOWLEVELERS¨@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JEN JEN ~jen-jen~shadow leveler~@ fubar

Teddybear Snugglers
WELCOME TO THE TEDDYBEAR SNUGGLERS FAMILY. HELLO EVERYONE THIS IS A NEW FAMILY BEING CREATED. SO IF YOU WANT TO HELP PEOPLE LEVEL ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS JOIN. JUST SEND ME OR I LOVE ALL FIVE OF MY KIDS A PRIVATE MESSAGE SAYING THAT YOU WANT TO JOIN. AND WE WILL PUT YOUR NAME ON TO THE LIST OF FAMILY MEMBERS. PLUS WE WILL ALSO CREATE A TAG FOR YOU TO. MAKE SURE YOU RATE FAN AND ADD ALL OF THE MEMBERS SO YOU CAN GET THE UPDATES FOR THE FAMILY. TEDDYBEAR SNUGGLERS HOME PAGE teddybear snugglers@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MAMA BEAR I LOVE ALL FIVE OF MY KIDS CO_OWNER OF TEDDYBEAR SNUGGLERS i love all 5 off my kids*@ fubar PAPA BEAR TINA AND GARRETT CO_OWNER OF TEDDYBEAR SNUGGLERS TINA & GARRETT*©SHADOWLEVELERS¨@ fubar ELDEST CUB JEN JEN ~jen-jen~shadow leveler~@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Teddybears4ever
hi im 43 years old,,live alone ,with my two dogs,,raised three children, have one grandson,,and one on the way,,, love to camp,sit at camp fires,,take walks,love having fun,, love outdoors,, not when its cold lol..

Teddy T... My New Slave!!
YES YOU HEARD RIGHT CAROLVISION63 HAS A NEW SLAVE AND HERE HE IS TEDDY T. PLEASE REPOST THIS SO EVERYBODY WILL KNOW SHE HAS A SLAVE TO LOVE ON HER FOR A WHOLE MONTH STOP BY HER HOME AND CONGRADULATE HER WITH SOME 10S BUT 11S WILL BE BETTER. THANKS TO ALL WHO SHOW HER SOME LOVE (repost of original by 'TEDDY T. OWNER OF STORMWOMAN n OWNED BY CAROLVISION63 TAT2BUNNYLUV~N~ SWEET SERENITY' on '2009-03-05 18:23:21')

Teddy T.s (fotd) Friend Of The Day
TO MY: FRIENDS HEY THERE: IV COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO SHOW ALL OF MY FRIENDS A WAY FOR ME TO SAY THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND. IM GOING TO PUT MY (FRIEND OF THE DAY(FOTD) IN MY STATUS BOX AND IF I SEE YOUR ONLINE IN FU-LAND ILL TRY TO MAKE A BULLY FOR YOU AS LONG AS YOUR IN MY FRIENDS LIST, SO IF YOUR NOT ON MY FRIENDS LIST, TO GET THERE JUST (R/A/F ME) AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A SALUTE AND I WILL ACCEPT YOUR REQUEST. HERE ARE THE RULES: 1-BE THE LAST ONE OF MY FRIENDS ON MY PAGE WHEN I FIRST GET ON MY PAGE FOR THE DAY (TIME I NORMALLY GET ON IS AROUND 7:00AM EST). 2- I WILL PUT YOU IN MY STATUS BOX FOR THE DAY, AND IF I HAVE TIME AND BLOGS ARE WORKING TO MY ADVANTAGE ILL MAKE A BULLY WHEN I SEE YOUR ONLINE. YOU CAN BE MY (FOTD-FRIEND OF THE DAY) ONE (1) TIME A WEEK TO GIVE OTHERS A CHANCE TO WIN AND IF YOUR THE LAST ONE ON MY PAGE MORE THEN ONCE THAT WEEK ILL USE THE NEXT ONE IN LINE. 3-IF YOUR NOT IN MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE A REQUEST AT THE TIME I LOOK YOU WILL BE CO

Teddybearkimmiesue
slayer69666@ fubar Is it to hard to ask to find someone to love. I think it is. I believe there is no such thing as love anymore. It's now a world of what can I get from the other person. I should know my ex did it to me all he wanted me around for is what I could buy him. Needless to say that didn't last long. Granted I may not be the most beautiful person in the world and of course I have my own issues like we all do. But I just want someone to love and who loves me back. But I guess in todays world love has become meaningless to most. I hear I love you all the time and I wonder if the person saying it actually means it or it is ust something we have all come a custom of saying now n days like the words hello, goodbye, how are you and things like that. What do you all think?

Ted Wilson
I wanted to share something with the fubar nation written in a book wrote by an associate of mine about relationships and other issues. I am writing this in hopes of recieving an honest answer from whoever reads what I am about to write. There are 3 types of long-term, tangible, relationships you can have with another person. Consider how you would feel if you were married or dating or the child of a person or even the employee of someone who treated you like this: 1. He or she imposes rules on you without any explanation. The only time you ever hear or see them is when she or he is giving you a rule, letting you know you broke a rule, or punishing you for breaking a rule. This is rules without a relationship or what I call the "Prison guard" relationship. OR 2. He or she gives you unlimited and unconditional love without any expectations in return. You ask and they give, you do wrong and there are no consequences, the only time you call the

Tee Hee
quod me nutrit destruit - 19.5 - 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.[3.14r^2] RE: 19.5*, Mars, Sacred Geometry ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Dalibor Date: Jan 26, 2007 9:38 PM 19.5*, Mars, Sacred Geometry THank You Justin Date: Jan 26, 2007 5:06 PM A big THANKS goes to: LAM: the voice of silence Rodin Coil Sixth Annual No Pants! Subway Ride January 22nd, 2006 No Pants 2k6 Team Captains: Agents Kula, Barrison, Kinney, Shelktone, Ace$Thugg Leadoff Riders: Agents Todd, Good, Lovejoy, MacNeil, Shafeek Pants Sellers: Agents Becket, Walker, Gill, Lathan, Arnheiter, Rodgers, Mercer, Loughran, Kodner DV Cams: Agents Shafer, EMartin, Chunk, Cavin, Zeigler Digital Photography: Agents Nicholson, Rainswept, Ries, Winters, Chigirev, Altaffer Door Watchers: Montague, Wright __________________________________________________ Taking off my pants on the subway has become a yearly event for me. It has all of the emotions associated

Teen
Eighteen is a windswept borderline: In a moment, gates forever closed. Gulf of dreams behind the vanished child, Halfway round the corner of her smile. The change flaps in the breeze, but in a while Each motion turns to dance, each gesture wild Eventually is placed, positioned, posed: No leaping for sheer joy but by design. Eighteen is a time of liberation. Intentions now begin to swell to song. Given the glory of one's aspiration, How can one's life story turn out wrong? There is a passion in one's preparation, Eager for the hills that make one strong, Eager for the sense of each sensation, Not knowing what fair fate might come along Eighteen has no answers but her own, Intent on yielding nothing to despair. Glad tidings, if they come, must come alone, Having crossed the desert, bleak and bare. There is no heaven suitable for hope, Even in the ecstasy of dreams. Each moment is more limited in scope, Not one ounce more transcendent than it seems Sixte

Teens Injured During Dui Car Accident
NEKOMA - Two teenage girls remain in serious condition in intensive care in a Peoria hospital after a one-car accident early Sunday morning near Nekoma. J. Price, 19, was driving eastbound on County Road 200N when he drove through a T intersection, striking a sign and hitting an embankment, sending the car airborne. One of the occupants in the car called 911 and reported the accident was possibly in Stark County, according to Galva Fire Chief Denny Tarleton. Emergency vehicles started the search south of Galva but could not find anything. The 911 operator used the GPS locator from the phone and located the phone at the intersection of 200N and 1180E, which is near Nekoma. The wreckage was not found until nearly 1:30 a.m. Price and S. Carlson, 17, were taken to OSF St. Mary Medical Center, Galesburg. Price was treated and released and Carlson was transferred to OSF St. Francis Medical Center in Peoria. J. Lipke, 21, was taken to Galesburg Cottage Hospital, according to Henr

Teen Suicide
I originally posted this as a blog of mine on MySpace, then shot it to a good friend of mine who you folks will know here as "Rainbowfuckinbright" in response to one of her blogs. On her advise, I am posting it here. I genuinely hope it helps even one person reconsider suicide (and if you get the chance to visit Rianbow's site, check it out. (She's on my friend's listing)........ Well, I am a Medic on a volunteer basis. I do this because I love saving lives, helping people and letting them know that things can ALWAYS get worse, and most assuredly will eventually get better. I've run many attempted suicide cases, and sadly, some do not make it. I always tell them "Suicide is a permanent and selfish solution to a temporary problem. It leaves others to deal with permanent loss of someone in their lives who they love." Regardless of what you think, even the most reclusive teen touches so many lives. There are the parents. (Some say their parents do not care and are abusive...and some

Teens And Mobile Phones
Great software for CREATING YOUR OWN RINGTONES! Really nice and simple, make your favorite ringtone from the music files u have on your computer. Just let me know if u liked it! Here's the link: FREE TRIAL DJ ToneXpress now! Ultimate thing in mobile and ringtones! Could use some improvement but that's the only thing i found to display my ringtones on this site. Take care! And have a great week! Well it's not that simple! You might go: FREE stuff for me. Not a penny from my pocket! If i can get that for free, why shouldn't I? I'll take my chances and allow me to have another point of view. Free stuff: +it's free +can do the trick +sometimes you may find it really easy and right away -sometimes takes u couple of ours to find it -not always is what u're looking for. -most of the times, it has a catch. Paid stuff: +does exactly what u're looking for. +the price u pay works like a guarantee +you feel kind of secure, kmowing that u paid for it

Teenas World
This could be a fun thing...Have a sense of humor and make up any 3 words you can say after sex try not to use what someone else says.. Put your name and the words below and then repost this. Lets see what we end up with... Nick-are you ok? Jen-are u serious? Mark-the condom ripped..lol Kristy- is that it? Jewels-Get a towel.. Brian-Julie Beat It! mark- no means yes barry-wash your mouth Amy- What was that? Annie-That was terrible! John - What's your name? Alicia - that was ........ different Amy~Boy thats small..... Nichole~ Was that it? April- I can*t Move Laura- Don't touch..it Jon- glad thats over Amy- Where's my vibrator? Beth- Where's the remote? Josh-Wheres my sandwich Jessie- Again Again Again lol Jennifer- I know.....Amazing... Michele - yeah...killer pussy!! Kim- I want more! Kim - i'm gonna puke Elizabeth - Fix dinner, bitch. Vennessa-Is that normal? Barry- That was amazing... Rob - You're still here? Amanda - Where's my cigarette? Blackfire

Teenager Contest
My baby daughter is in the teenager contest.. Please help...as far as I know I went to every female on HELLCATS Hitlist today and dropped some votes.. Now I'm asking for some help here.. Thank You.. Contest almost over..and they are catching up.. Need help.

Teen Rapes Friend's Mongrel Bitch
A teenager in eastern Sweden has been reported to the police for having sex with a dog in his friend's bathroom. The alleged incident happened in Norrköping last Thursday. The man is said to have suddenly taken his friend's dog, a mongrel bitch, into his bathroom and sexually attacked it, local paper Folkbladet reports. He allegedly gave no warning of what he was about to do The dog howled of pain during the attack, the dog owner, 18, told police. Hearing the commotion, he claims he opened the bathroom door to find his friend having sex with the dog. The friend continued the attack as the dog owner looked on. He said he was too afraid to intervene, as his friend was bigger and stronger than him. Police in Norrköping are currently investigating the allegations. Swedish law does not expressly ban sex with animals , but the police are considering charges of animal cruelty. The accused man's reaction to the allegations is so far unknown, according to Folkbladet. James Savage

Teenage Drinking & Driving
It is SOOO emotionally draining to go to a funeral home visitation of a 16 yr old and to leave there and have to go to the next funeral home for another visitation of a 15 yr old. I sooooooo don't want to let my son out of my sight! :( And yes I realize thats impossible. Just the way I feel after this evening.

Teenagers
There has been a debate around my house for months now...For those of you who listen to My Chemical Romance there is a song called 'Teenagers'. They’re gonna clean up your looks With all the lies in the books To make a citizen out of you Because they sleep with a gun And keep an eye on you son So they can watch all the things you do Because the drugs never work They’re gonna give you a smirk ‘Cause they got methods of keepin' you clean They’re gonna rip up your heads Your aspirations to shreds Another cock in the murder machine They said all teenagers scare The living shit out of me They could care less As long as someone'll bleed Download My chemical romance Ringtones So darken your clothes Or strike a violent pose Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me The boys and girls in a clique The awful names that they stick You’re never gonna fit in much, kid But if you’re troubled and hurt What you got under your shirt Wi

Teenage Boys And Hotel Room
okay so wes is like one of my closest guy friends right ( juston is his brother the guy i had sex with * wes is still pissed about that *) so like wes is in the ytp with me so he went to the convintion with me his room was next door to mine so we were planning on hanging out and stuff after the watch dogs went to bed , but after the firstday of the convention we went to the mall ( our theatre group) wes and i hung out and stuff then when we got back to the hotel he was like " mike took a shit in our room can i brush my teethin your bathroom " i said " sure but im gonna take a shower" he goes its cool todd i wont peak " so i get in the shower and pull the curtain then get undressed and as soon as i turn the water on the shithead runs out luaghin then comes back and gloating " ha ha todd i have your clothes he took my towles as well then comes back in yet again with a video cammera and i got shampoo in

Teena's Sanity
So this random guy starts talking to me on my shout box, he seemed nice so I gave him my yahoo SN when he asked. We werent talking for more then 2 mins and he says "You have great tits" Ugh, seriously! What a pig, (Yes that boy was a P I G pig!) I told him if he surrounded himself with women that respond to things like "Great tits" he has no class. Then he informed me that I was uptight, since when did having self respect for yourself make you uptight? I am a women, I deserve respect. Moral of the story, treat all women like you would treat your mother. I wanted to thank everyone thats been so sweet and supportive!!! And thank you for all the comments, friends, fans ect!!! Keep them coming, a girl always appreciates to know shes loved!!!

Teen Moms
Ok, so this is my first blog... beware before you read, I’m on my soap box with this one... Last night I watched a programme on TV titled ‘Teen Mom’s’, the programme was a fly on the wall documentary about a group of young girls ranging from 15 to 18 who had recently given birth, they were all being offered help in a unit to help them bond with their babies and learn the art of parenting. As I sat watching my blood began to boil, the girls were all claiming social benefits from the government, in most cases had been given a house/flat by the local council, and they all sat there crying, telling the world how hard it is being a mom and a teen. There were two issues with this programme that really annoyed me, the first being... teen or not... no matter how old you are parenting is hard, not everyone bonds with their children in an instant, people adapt differently, but not everyone is offered the help these girls were given, just because they were teens.. It’s not just teen moms that

Teenage Love
Teenage Love by LADii3 T Hinojosa Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain The Guy Says He loves You and You Believe Its True but When Your Tummy Starts To Swell He Says To Hell With You 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore! ! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes add the bed divide the legs and Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs and I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style 69 So Just For Fun Or gettin paid everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven so stick it in Roses are nice Violets are fine I'll be the 6 if You'll be the 9

Teenagers
Band : The chemical romance Song & Lyrics : The chemical romance They’re gonna clean up your looks With all the lies in the books To make a citizen out of you Because they sleep with a gun And keep an eye on you,son So they can watch all the things you do Because the drugs never work They’re gonna give you a smirk ‘Cause they got methods of keeping you clean They’re gonna rip off your heads Your aspirations to shreds Another cog in the murder machine They said all teenagers scare The living shit out of me They coul care less As long as someone’ll bleed So darken your clothes Or strike a violent pose Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me The boys and girls in a clique The awful names that they stick You’re never gonna fit in much, kid But if you’re troubled and hurt What you got under your shirt Will make them pay for the things that they did They said all teenagers scare The living shit out of me They could care less As long as someone’ll ble

Teen Kills Dad For Taking Away Myspace
Hughstan Schlicker PHOENIX — A Mesa teenager says he fatally shot his father last month because he wouldn't let him use the Internet, police reports show. According to a Mesa police report released Wednesday, 15-year-old Hughstan Schlicker told a homicide detective that he considered committing suicide in front of his father after finding a 12-gauge shotgun and ammunition in the garage of their home, but decided to murder his father instead and then commit suicide. Hughstan apparently surprised 49-year-old Ted Schlicker, who was standing in the kitchen when the boy approached him from behind, the police report said. Police arrested Hughstan after the slaying at the Pueblo Seco Condominiums and accused him of first-degree murder. After the slaying, "the defendant first called his friend and told her what he had done. He told her he was going to kill himself but she told him not to. She convinced him to call the police and deal with the situation," the report said. Hug

Teenagers
Wow I never thought in a million years I'd be dealing with a 13yo boy that I didn't raise from birth. So imagine my suprise when I got asked to take care of one. Me being the person I am couldn't say no. So here I am. I dont know really what to do. Well my methods work for the most part I just dont know how to handle the rebelling pieces. Mainely because it makes me feel like I'm doing something wrong. All his live he's never been stable at all. I'm finally giving him stability. Not completly but for the most part. Until we move in to our apartment I wont be able to give him the 100% stability that he needs. When were alone ie: his grandpa and my mom aren't around he's an angel. But his grandpa is not the best role model. Not to mention he's just a softy. He also always tries to make excuses for his grandson and always tries to get him off the hook. I dont appreciate that one bit. Until were in our apartment I can't give him the attention or stability I need. I cry in my own "space" a

Teen Commits Suicide Live On Webcam! So Sad!
This is a sad commentary of our times in so many ways. A bipolar Florida teen started blogging about committing suicide 12 hours before he actually did it. Then he directs people to another live streaming website so that they can watch him die! Apparently, bloggers and others watched this young man for almost 8 hours before someone had the bloody common sense to actually call someone about this matter!! Apparently, bloggers were egging him on and encouraging him to kill himself too!! Some of these people on bodybuilders.com referred to him as being an attention whore and that he had threatened to commit suicide on other occasions. This is an outrage and very disturbing in my opinion that so many people would actually watch something like this! What's next? Live murders on webcam!! I mean don't get me wrong, i consider myself to be a twisted and morbid person but I would at least try and help someone like that, if I found out about someone wanting to do such a thing. SUICIDE IS NOT THE

Teens Aquitted Of Serious Beating Charges In Death Of Mexican Immigrant
I was outraged When I read This !!!!!! No Wonder Why I trust No One ,,,, Especially The law! POTTSVILLE, Pa. — Prosecutors called the beating death of an illegal immigrant from Mexico a hate crime, and they urged an all-white jury in Pennsylvania coal country to punish two white teenagers for their roles in the attack.Instead, the jury found the teens innocent of all serious charges, a decision that elicited cheers and claps from the defendants' families and friends — and cries of outrage from the victim's.Brandon Piekarsky, 17, was acquitted of third-degree murder and ethnic intimidation, while Derrick Donchak, 19, was acquitted of aggravated assault and ethnic intimidation. Both were convicted of simple assault late Friday following a trial in which jurors were left to sort out the facts of an epithet-filled brawl that pitted popular football players against a 25-year-old Hispanic man, Luis Ramirez, who appeared willing to fight.A representative of Ramirez's family sa

Teens Aquitted In Beating Part 2
Friends and relatives of two teens accused in the beating death of a Mexican immigrant struggled to contain their relief as not-guilty verdicts were announced on the most serious charges against the former high school football stars Friday.Gasps filled the courtroom and some had to be restrained by sheriff's deputies as they tried to rush the defense table after Derrick Donchak, 19, and Brandon Piekarsky, 17, were acquitted of aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and ethnic intimidation for the death of Luis Ramirez.Piekarsky was also found not guilty of third-degree murder for the death of Ramirez, who died of blunt force injuries after an encounter with the teens last summer.However, the all-white jury of six men and six women from Schuylkill County jury found Piekarsky and Donchak guilty of simple assault.The case drew national attention to the small town of Shenandoah, Pennsylvania, highlighting race relations and polarizing the community on who was to blame for the incident.L

Teerz In My Beerz
Maybe Another time another place A different story, a different pace We'd be different people yes But the more the same to date Maybe...one day, some day I'll grow up and be okay. Maybe...today I realize the wrongs I've committed Its time to make it all right. Strong-willed and big-hearted You are those by far Unchangeable and unsure No we're all not up to par. So, maybe one day from now Once I've grown up and proved myself We can start this good thing over... And make it better....maybe.

Tee's Blogs....
Wow what a time I had in Tenn... this past week and week end. The weather was to die for... The views were breath taking... and I had the best time with my friends... How I wish we had some of the views in which I was so blessed to see.. The different colors and the streams were endless... being in nature and taking in a little of God's art work... blessed indeed.... Glad to be back....I am refreshed and feeling positive!!! T WANTED ALL TO KNOW TRAVELING OUT ONCE AGAIN... LEAVING TOWN AFTER WORK TUESDAY... AND HEADING TO GATLINBURG TENN.... GOING TO GOD'S COUNTRY.... WILL GET BACK WITH ALL OF YOU ON MONDAY.... HAVE A GREAT WEEK AND BE SAFE... T WELL I AM ONE DAY AWAY FROM TRAVELING AGAIN... ME AND 11 OTHER WOMEN FRIENDS...FROM THE SOUTH ARE HEADING DOWN TO DESTIN FLORIDA FOR THE WEEK END... WE GOT OUR SELVES A CONDO... AND ARE READY FOR ANYTHING... THE FUNNY THING ABOUT IT "IS" I AM THE ONLY SINGLE ONE OUT OF THE BUNCH...HOW IS THAT..LOL... ANY WAY WE ARE ALL

Teeth
There's been a lot of mucky poems about recently. I thought I'd try and elevate the tone slightly and to this end I have composed a haiku. It is entitled 'Spring': Shiny, shiny balls Pull upon the slidey shaft White stuff will appear. The haiku is one the noblest and most well-regarded forms of poetry in Japan. I am a dead man.

Teeth
Went to dentist today..and the tooth I had drilled out 3 yrs ago.. and is mostly filling..well it needs root canal. I am so scared over the thought of this. Anyways.. was talking to mom tonite. She got me to thinking. I was gonna just get it pulled maybe but the Dr said I was to young and I would need it. He also said it would put my teeth out of order. Anyways.. 6 yrs ago I had my wisdom teeth pulled. (think its been that long ago) The tooth above this one..was pulled along with my wisdom teeth..because the wisdom tooth pushed on it and killed it. Anyways..mom mentioned..what good is this bottom tooth. I am not really eating with it much if its not pushing against the upper tooth? She also said shes got 3 missin in bottom row..and has never gave her any problems or messed up the allignment of them. So my question is.. should i fork out a fortune for this..or just pull it. its 900 for rootcanal.. 800 for crown. I got insurance..but it will not cover it all.

Teezing Not Wheezing
Now THAT's a benigh title. What do I write? Hell, I just learned how to give fubucks, that was fun. Posted nother pic of my cock. That's always fun. Gee. What else? Y'know, what do you do when "it" falls asleep? And how does that happen? I mean, look at my pics, there's no reason that just now, the um, thingie there is asleep...ah, it's coming back to life, nevermind.

Teh Blog Of Teh Sormeki
Yeserday was possibly the last day I'll see Katt for a long time. She's moving to Florida. I miss her so much. I wish she wasn't going, but there is nothing I can do about it. it's what she wants. As long as she's happy though I guess it's a good thing. And when I finish with school here I'll move down there and find her. I love her too much to just give up. Soon the time will come when my true love will be taken from me. I love Katt so much. I'm lost without her, but I won't give up. she is too important to me. I will reunite us or die trying. My heart now and forever belongs to her. My soul is intertwined with hers for eternity. In life I will go anywhere with her, side by side. In death we will sleep forever, side by side. Together forever. This is my pledge. My oath. My calling. My life. Well, here I am. Bored as hell, sitting in front of a computer. There is absolutely nothing to do right now... well nothing appropiate for where I am. >_>

Teh Blerg
I never forget, not one important part in my life has faded from my memory, every detail of what is important has forever been etched into my skull. One such remembrance has filled my conscience self, something I'll never EVER forget. So this goes out, to the one I first loved, she who slipped through my fingers never to return. It was a grey afternoon, the temperature was perfect, and the clouds above were like low flying silver sheets, covering the sky with such grace. We had taken a walk to the park, where we talked about the swings, the grass, and young'ns playing for their first times at a park. Sitting at a concrete bench we talked about dreams and watched crazy crack heads riding around on bikes. She lit a cigarette and I watched the red hot "cherry" light up on the tip. A crazy black lady broke the peace as she requested a cigarette, it was our last one, yet it was givin away as if we had a million more. Smiles broke out, and the temperature dropped, I moved closer to h

Tehe
ok to all my family fiends and fans i say wooooohoooooo me and ninja bob are expecting our 3rd child so say some prayers if your in to that keep us in your thoughts if your not and hope we get to see this one born.MMFCL TO ALL P.S, i so sleepy so if this looks like crud who gives a flying f^&( well to those of you who dont know me and my hubby are having a baby and we just found out it will be a girl we are due dec 24 2007 so all of yall pls keep us in mind love me

Teh Fu
Just want to let you all know that I made a few changes to my family. Some were added and some were removed. If you were removed from my family list, please don't take it to heart. It wasn't anything you did. I only have so much room to use and some of you I don't talk to as much anymore. You may be added back in the future but not before I get VIP again so I have the extra room to work with. Thank you for understanding. It's Easter. The season when bunnies poop out easter eggs. (The Bible gives us weird stories, eh?) I'm looking for a chocolate bunny to bite the head off of (starting with the ear of course) but I can't find one. What the hell, Bobby? This Easter, I'm sitting by myself in my room in the barracks. No family. My friends have gone home to theirs. I'm going to rely on all of you people to keep me company. Up for the job? Good! This is going to be an awesome cyber-Easter! I have my coca-cola beside me and ready to go. *looks up* Man... what do they

Teh Funniez
The Ten Stages of Drunkenness Witty and charming (part 1) This is after one or two drinks. The tongue can still remain in step with the brain.In the witty and charming stage one is likely to use foreign idioms and phrases such as au contraire in place of "No way, Jose" Rich and famous By the third drink, you begin mentioning that the little Lexus you've had your eye on Benevolent You'll buy her a Lexus, too. It's only money. Just one more and We'll eat a stall tactic To hell with Dinner Let's Just get a snack at the Bar Patriotic The war stories Begin Full battle mode We should a fixed it the first time Invisible So this is what the inside of of ladies room looks like Witty and charming (part 2) You know, you don't sweat much for a fat girl. God's own drunk and a fearless man: Shit! That's...that's when I first saw the bear.. FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to desc

Teh Good Schtuff
As many of you know, I'm injured. I broke my left knee cap on August 21st of this year... among other injuries suffered in my soccer accident. I was in a wheel chair for 2 weeks at the beginning of my recovery and I've been on crutches since then and I've had my leg in a splint the entire time. Today is October 23rd. I had an appointment with my specialist today. I had some new x-rays done. The news: My knee cap is fully fused back together. No more crutches! No more splint! I CAN WALK AGAIN!!! Today is one of the happiest days I've had in a long time! It's a day that I've desperately needed for my morale which has been low the past 2+ months. I want to thank my wife, Amanda, for her constant support during this. I love you ♥! I also want to thank my amazing friends for helping me through this as well... and for putting up with all my whining and sulking. You guys rock! My road to recovery is still not over. I have a lot of strengthening to do and build

Teh Purple Rose
Prices of services to get some of my pics printed 8 Wallets $ 2.52 8 Wallets with logo $ 2.52 8 Individual Wallets* $ 2.52 Add'l set of 8 1.92 3 x 5 .55 4 x 5 .55 4 x 6 .55 5 x 5 .55 5 x 7 .99 6 x 8 .99 5 x 10 .99 7 x 7 .99 8 x 8 1.99 7 x 10 1.99 8 x 10 1.99 8 x 12 2.50 8 x 16 3.25 10 x 10 2.50 10 x 13 3.25 10 x 15 3.95 10 x 16 3.95 12 x 12 3.95 11 x 14 3.95 10 x 20 4.95 12 x 24 6.95 14 x 22 7.99 16 x 16 6.95 16 x 20 18.50 20 x 20 15.75 20 x 24 25.95 24 x 24 22.75 20 x 30 33.95 24 x 30 25.75 24 x 36 29.75 Trig test and other shit in the house. A brief overview? Good. Gran is in pain. She's old, and she's on a lot of medication. Add a depression to this, and it really really isnt good. I'm all worried about that and stuff. Sunday night I was crying about the above thing. Mother heard me. A little background info: Since the situation with my frist boyfriend, my parents dont know about any of my emotions. They k

Teh Phunny
[10:40] windowshady: wanna see my wiener? [10:41] shan: NO [10:42] windowshady: wheres your sense of adventure [10:42] shan: as far away from your wiener as humanly possible [10:43] windowshady: wanna see my butt? [10:47] windowshady: c'mon... I really need you to look at my wiener [10:47] windowshady: I want your opinion [10:57] shan: no thank you [10:57] windowshady: no really [10:57] windowshady: its important [10:57] shan: really dont want to see your nether regions [10:57] windowshady: I wanna make sure its ok [10:57] shan: no thank you [10:57] windowshady: what kind of friend are you? [10:57] shan: a good one [10:57] windowshady: I'd look at your wiener if you wanted me to [10:57] shan: im sure you would [12:55] windowshady: if you wont look at my wiener, will you at least look at my poo? [12:56] shan: no [12:56] windowshady: c'mon, something could be wrong and I'd never know [12:56] windowshady: I need another set of eyes [12:56] shan: ask your soon to be

Telemarketers
Pesky Telemarketer The phone rang as I was sitting down to my anticipated evening meal and, as I answered, I was greeted with, "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?" This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?" The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband-Powered Freezer Company or something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam personally and why was he was calling this number. I then said, off to the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and all the blood." I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case. I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this ca

Telephone Problems
> > A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone > > failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when > > it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. > > > > The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic > > dog or senile lady. > > > > He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the > > subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog > > moaned and the telephone began to ring. > > > > Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: > > > > 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain > > and collar. > > > > 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. > > > > 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was > > called. > > > > 4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate. > > > > 5. The wet ground would c

Telemarketers
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . " 3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. 4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company." You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?" 5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have y