Things I've Learned
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about ST

Things U Should Know
Here's some sex advice for those of you who cant get the job done. 95f females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first ! ..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end. however u like...... now once ur in between her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them.. kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc.. finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want.. that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so

Things That Creep Me Out
Please don't take this the wrong way.... hell I don't care if you do take it the wrong way... I am a straight male, a married straight male. I don't mind having guys as friends online and I honestly don't care about your sexual orientation. I dont care if your gay, straight, uni-sexual, bi-sexual, tri-sexual, omni-sexual, asexual, or if you are a unick; honestly I'm okay with you screwing or not screwing who ever you like, I just don't want to be involved if you are also a male. Good lord does it creep me out when I open a profile comment or a photo comment and another guy looks at me and says "yummy", or "you're hot", or anything of that nature. I have gay friends, not just one or 2 but I have several gay friends. However, they are all under the understanding that I am completely straight, and only like women. They know that if I even see a twinkle in their eyes when they look at me that makes me think that I'm being assessed, I'M GONNA GET MAD AND HURT SOMEONE. Again,

16 Things To Do At Wal-mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly

Thinking
I CANT STOP LOVIN YOU I love you i love the way you talk i love the way you love me i love the way you look and i love the way you look at me and i love your smile the way you sneeze i love everthing about you when i touch you i feel like im touching an angel from above and youre too good for me i never want to let you go and i get butteflie in my stomach and i cant stop loving you no matter how hard i try your just stuck in my head and cant stop loving you i do love you i miss cuddling with you during the night .. baby have you ever felt so much love like this? im love addicted to you does anyone ever feel like their love like this? like nothing could go wrong between until it happens or like youre so much in love with someone that you just want to tell the whole world that you really do love this person but people keep teling you youre too good to be with them well t

Thing About Me
hit a soar spot R.i.P when all the people were talkin about there friend that passed away it broght me into this depression my friend died in 2003 in a car accedent then my other friend commited suicide then dad an my gramps died so i looked for the stuff on my friends an i found one to never be forgotten we miss u so much Justin Michael Blow BOWLJUST Justin Michael Blow, 19, of North St., Windsor Locks, beloved son of Michael J. Blow of Windsor Locks and Leslie (Ruggiero) Blow of Windsor Locks died Wednesday, (May 21, 2003) at Hartford Hospital from injuries he received in an automobile accident with his cousin, Joshua Zononi. Justin was born in Ft. Wayne, IN on March 29, 1984. He eventually moved to Windsor Locks where he attended grammar school and graduated Windsor Locks High School in 2002. He was employed at the Sheraton Hotel at Bradley Field since March of 2002. Justin loved ice hockey, cars, water-skiing, basketball, video games, and generally spending time o

37 Things Thats Guys Dont Want Females To Know
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonder ful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll

Thinking Again
There I go thinking again, of a beautiful young lady that's way more than a ten. Pretty as can be and has a good heart. She says in my life she wants to be a part.   I am falling deeply in love with her, warmth in my heart is starting to occur. Tingles and jitters and all those good things. Even the bells are starting to ring.   Should I let this beautiful lady in my life? Or is she just being so damn polite? Because she knows that we are so far apart. And she does not have to feel what she is doing to my heart.   There I go thinking again,  hoping that this time maybe I’ll win. Keeping in touch with my feelings inside. Praying to God she is not out to destroy my pride.

Things From My Messed Up Mind
What to think when people look at me I some times wonder what they see can they see my pain, or do I hide it well I play the happy house wife but my soul suffers in Hell But hopefully I show nothing, I keep my pain aside and I live my life like i have noting to hide even my closest friends dont know what I know even to them it never will show I need nones pity, for I take full blame Im the one who lives in the shadow game Darkens trys to settle upon my heart the pain and sarrow tare me apart but I show no anger, pain or fear I know what I must do , my vision is clear Im the rock the unmoving bolder I am the friend the loving,caring shoulder no one needs to hear my cry s no on needs to see the tears that fall from my eyes So I reamin the friend when In needed the attempts to break my walls have not succeeded please if you read this leave a comment and

10 Things Her Body Is Telling You
10 Things Her Body Is Telling You Posted on October 16, 2007 Filed Under Health They’re sometimes subtle, but to the initiated man, these changes in physiology are signs of what she’s thinking and feeling. Pupils If she’s feeling stimulated by you (not just sexually), her pupils will dilate. that’s because her body is programmed to want to see more of whatever’s exciting her, so her brain tells her irises to let in more light. Bonus: As the inkiness spreads, she’ll start looking better to you, too. Research shows that men rate women with larger pupils as more attractive. time to make your move. Hold her gaze for a minute. If she’s blinking more than normal (which is about 15 times a minute), there’s a good chance she’s on the Pill; women on birth control blink 32% more than those who aren’t. Aside from the obvious, what does that mean for you? put on your toughest, most confident mug as you look at her. Because of the shift in hormone levels, resea

Things That Annoy Panda
"hello handsome!! how are you doing over there i allis well with you,pls i will liketo know you more better if you dont am also a single woman looking for man to spend the rest ofmy life with pls you can contact me on my private e-mail address (gloryanoy1@yahoo.com) am not use to this website if you can mail me on there am gonna tell you more about myself or you can chat with me am online on my yahoo messang ifyou wnat to chat with me ..okay thanks love you toni" User= gloryanoy1 " http://fubar.com/user/1667600 " Oh dear. This is the worst attempt at a mating ritual if I ever saw one. I don't even know what the fuck this 'woman' is saying. If only I knew how many people recieved this message and believed her. Oh dear. ~SexualHarassmentPanda Seriously, I'm sick of people bitching about people who vote less than a 10. Who gives a shit? God. Does it really matter if you get a 7-9? Thats pretty good. If you get lower than that, maybe it really isn't a great pic. I

Things That Are On My Mind
how do u make someone that u really love & care about believe u with anything that u tell them or show them?? why does being in love have to hurt soo much?? i dont understand that does anybody have any advice or suggestions

Things I Hate
I went to the Recruts Office today and had to take pix of all my tats. Well all of the *appropiate ones* During that time, i found out that my leg tat is inappropiate, and i cant go into the Army with it, cuz lo-n-behold theres TITS on the tat. So Im informed that i could NOT go even to MEPS with those showing. So i left the office, frantically searched around and had to get an Emergency cover up. Thats right, I got my tits covered. Ruined a fucking $600 tattoo by putting a Bikini top on *me* just so i could go in. The Fucking sacrifices Im making for this are FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!! The whole fucking point of my tits on there was for the whole Demoness look. Thats why in my tat, I'm naked with only thigh high boots on. No more tho. Now for the *best* part. AFTER I get them covered, I found out that I couldve just put black *X's* on each nipple, and that wouldve been accepted!!!!!!! GGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR And my tattoo Artist whos been working on my thigh will be piss

39 Things Women Should Know About Men
1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and

10 Things I Hate About You
I hate the way you talk to me, And the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, It even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, Even worse when you make me cry I hate it when you're not around, And the fact that you didn't call But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, Not even close… Not even a little bit… Not even at all. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yoursselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends becuase the man was no

Thinkin About It All....
I have thought a long time about this....seems I keep coming up with the same conclusion every time. I find a man, and I really start to like him. Things seem to be going well. And then all of a sudden I find that the person that he told me he was, wasn't who he was after all. I'm not one to throw my hands up and quit at the first sign of trouble...so we talk about all this. And I try to understand and work past all of the stories I've been told. This brings me to where I am now and how it has made me put up my guard. Now this person wants me to take them back and start over. With all the hurt and lack of trust I'm having a hard time with this. Not to mention...I hear that I'm the only one that he wants to be with. And I'm the only one that he truly cares for. However, I'm not oblivious as to what has been going on elsewhere. "Giving other women his number, calling one I know of for sure, calling her baby (same as he does me)and telling her he can't wait to hear her sweet voice again(s

The 5 Thinger Discounted Contest!
If you haven't Rated to VOTE for the funniest picture in "The 5 Thinger Discounted Contest" yet... click this lil vote picture to do so! Come see what these funny FU's do in their spare time! ONLY 6 Hours left. Ends tonight at 7pm FU TIME! A TWIST! A TWIST! A TWIST! I have been trying to think of something to do that's a lil' different. So, here it is.... A NEW PRIZE! I will be recording the amt of rates tonight at 9pm FU Time! The contestant with the most rates to come in between tonight @ 9 amd tomorrow night @ 9 will receive a 1 day blast! I know, I know...it's not much but definitely reason to plug along and keep at it! So, you gotta get the rates anyway to win...why not try to get the most you can in 24 hours and win MORE! HAVE FUN! The "5 Thinger Discounted Contest" is Almost Over! Contest Ends Friday Night at 7pm FU Time. I challenged my friends to be creative and find 5 random things from around the house and put

Things That Make Me Mad
Eagles - Get Over It WHAT EVER!!! FOR ALL YOU ASSHATS WHO CRY 'FAT SONNY WAS MEAN TO ME' HERE YA GO DID YOU NOT READ HIS PROFILE? NO INSTEAD YOU KEEP OPENING YOUR MOUTHS AND GIVING HIM MORE AMMO TO SHOOT YOU DOWN WITH. SO TO ALL YOU LITTLE CRY BABIES OUT THERE (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) WHO CRY AND WANNA LEAVE BECAUSE 'THE FAT MAN WAS MEAN TO YOU' DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YA ON YOUR WAY OUT WHAT'S NEXT A LOUNGE CALLED 'FAT SONNY WAS MEAN TO ME CAUSE IM A STUPID TWAT WAFFLE'? REMEMBER THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY Suga Mama™®©@ fubar WHO ♥'S FAT SONNY AND HATES TWAT WAFFLES LOOK WHAT THIS DICK HEAD DID YOU KNOW I NORMALLY DON'T GET UPSET ABOUT H8TERS BUT THIS O

Things To Ponder
Meaning of Colour and your birthday!! Don't cheat Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favourite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favourite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are

Things That Touch My Heart
So it\'s not gonna be easy. It\'s gonna be really hard; we;\'re gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that, because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everday. You and me... EVERYDAY. "What is a friend? It's a single soul dwelling in two bodies." ~Aristotle~ "Find out who you are, and do it on purpose." ~Dolly Parton~ "All love shifts and changes, I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time." ~Jule Andrews~ I am nothing spacial; just a common woman with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough.

Things That Drive Me Crazy
Just wanted to share the content of a chat request as an example of what women on this site get on a daily basis.  Now mind you, I don't put it all out there some women do and I'm not judging. Their request -- Hey g i l f ..If you like younger males and you'd be interested in watching me play on cam 1on1.. or if you want to cam.. Message me sometime My response   MD: that'll never happen. I like men but have NO desire to see your package nor anyone's for that matter if I'm not involved with them. At this point in my life, I can honestly say that I'd rather stick sharp needles in my eyes than watch you flog what flesh you have between your legs I'm just so sick of this.  At this age, I've seen many penises and none of them would impress me at this point unless it could do things like my laundry.  The end.    GUYS read this! 1. If I only reply you with a simple "Thanks" it means I'm not interested. Get the hint. At least I'm being nice to thank you for whatever

Things
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when they need to be.They are bad to the bone. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next

Things To Think About
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE INMEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saud i Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia)(with tech support in INDIA), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE! France!!) and turned on his TV(MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he

Thinking About Trying To Host A Who Wants To Fu Marry Me Contest Again
ok so i am sitting here bored as hell wondering if i should try to host another "who wants to fu marry me contest ".the first attempt was a total disaster :(.so i guess i will put out all the rules and stuff and leave it up to peeps as to whether or not you want to join (***serious ppl only please ***) ***SERIOUS ENTRIES ONLY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE A TRUE EFFORT TO WIN THEN DON'T ENTER ,I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DELETE YOUR PIC LATER DUE TO LACK OF PARTICIPATION **** .The rules are as follows : 1: self bombing is allowed 2:no drama 3: no nsfw pics 4: first person to 40,000 in comments wins+200k in fubucks ***and as for prizes here's the catch ***THERE'S NO GIFTS OR VIPS OR BLASTS ***(unless i have enough points to give big pimpin gifts )but THE WINNER WILL GET TO BE FU-MARRIED TO ME lol(WE WILL HAVE TO FIND A MINISTER WHO CAN MARRY US TOO *** so therefore your best efforts to win the contest will lemme know that you are interested in being fu-married to me the cont

Thinking
the tears or the bitter pain whichever it may be the chilling cold or the freezing rain give me a little reality the abuse and the lies hurt me more yesterday the stinging pain of my reddened eyes wsill keep me from crying today the coldness of my heart wil end because i have hope the scattered peices of my broken mind will mend because i am learning to cope though we have yet to meet with you, i feel so safe i am so in love with you i know you feel the same longing for so much i long to be with you long to kiss your beautiful mouth i am so in love with you though we may be apart i sit here and think of us together longing to be in your arms to be held safely in your arms i long to fall asleep in your arms i long to see you everyday when i wake up or fall asleep i'm so in love with you author's note: i wonder if i could ever find someone that could make me feel like this with out having seen t

14 Things To Do At Walmart
14 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your parents/spouse is taking their Sweet time: 1. Get 24 thongs and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the an

Things About Me.
3 parts understanding 2 parts warmth 1 part fascination Splash of flair Finish off with a little umbrella and straw. The fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he needs to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way to a brand new beggining. But the card carries a little bark of warning as well. Stop daydreaming and fantasising and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool.

Things That Happen In My Life
GOT LOVE!!!!!! EVERYONE THAT I KNOW,EVERYONE THAT I AM FAMILY WITH, AND MY FRINDS ALL HAVE GOT LOVE. I GOT LOVE FOR EVERYONE TOO.

Things You Ought To Know But Might Not
Orgasm and the brain: body, soul and sensory nervesHow does the brain generate orgasm? It's one of the most under-investigated human experiences but two articles, one in the LA Times and another in The Psychologist, discuss some of the key developments of recent years. The LA Times article is a good description of some of the most interesting neuroscience studies in this developing field, but is a little uncritical in places. Apparently "About 43% of women and 31% of men in the U.S. between ages 18 and 60 meet criteria for sexual dysfunctions, according to a 1999 report on the sexual behavior of more than 3,000 U.S. adults". This report was a research study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association that classified sexual dysfunction as reporting any one of the following during the last 12 months: (1) lacking desire for sex; (2) arousal difficulties (ie, erection problems in men, lubrication difficulties in women); (3) inability achieving climax or ejaculation; (4) a

Things Not To Say In Ones Shout Box....
Nigj ~MJ&#...: all this talk of whipping up, I thought I'd come in your box...... we all get those lame lines in the shout box ive decided to copy and paste the best and worst of my shout box experience.... Uneedatowel?: u gave me an erection and I didn't get anything for you! that was so sweet of you mikey: hello hunny where you been all my life fuck me I just dont know where Ive been pt im here now?? nope dont think thats the reply im looking for....

Things To Ponder
A couple dozen (some new) Ponder items: 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 5. There are three religious truths: a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from

Thinkers
There is a dangerous virus being transmitted electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreation-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will completely wipe out your personal life. If you should come into contact with WORK, follow these simple instructions: 1. Put your jacket on. 2. Take two good friends with you to the nearest liquor store. 3. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

Things I Found Or Wrote...
I made this up, inspired by someone I know and love. And I also edited the graphics.

Thinken About Joing A Family
Family rules for joining the spirit levelers! >Don't join this family because you are in a contest >You cannot enter any contest for 30 day's after joining because of previous scheduled events. > You can't belong to any other bombing family can not be disrespectful to any family member ,treat them as you would want to be treated > You "MUST" have a salute and be a level 5 or higher,Be respectful to all other members,help all members when they are in contest or give aways,when you reach about 20.000 we will put you in a leveling pimp out so that everyone will come and blow your page up and level you fast!We are a "DRAMA FREE" family anyone found causing Drama will be removed at once "NO QUESTIONS ASKED" we will not put up with it!We ask that you repost our bulletins and check the home page daily for new blog postings,we are a bombing family as well so when asked to help out with some comments in a contest or give away please do so!So if you would like to join go to Spirit Levele

Things
Carrie lost her VIP and is in a giveaway for a 3 month VIP.. Please click the pic below and help her out..

Think
WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one

Things That Need To Be Said, Read And Learned!
phucks. "Ohh, please repost this bulletin. Help find "ILuvSporks" babys killer. Yeah, yeah. Blah, fuggin blah. The day I saw all the "Baby Alijah Support Ribbon" icons popping up along with the bulletin repostings I clicked the links in the bulletin. I read that "Sporks" had stopped cooperating with police. Duh, no schit. That wasnt a surprise to me. I posted on HER page, "Why have you stopped cooperating"? Some other douche on here sent a message along the lines of, "Hey asshole (or some other profanity) why are you fuggin with Sporks asking why shes not cooperating"? Well, now you know why. Charged with child endangerment. Schitbags lie with schitbags. All you low rent, trailer park, Jerry Springer fugg ups (which in my month? on here appears to make up at least 80% of the membership here) can eat crow and fugg off and die. fucks.  Get a clue.  If using IM programs "fucks" your computer or you "get viruses" its NOT the fault of the IM.  Its YOUR fault for having a low r

Things I Wrote
Here is an analogy that I like to use when thinking about The Universe (God, Being, All That Is...): I like to think of the elm tree. A fully mature elm tree has millions of leaves (they can be over 100 feet tall!). When you think of it, a tree is like a little universe, with all its component parts... There are many parts to a tree: The roots which go deep into the earth to provide moisture and nutrients for the tree as well as stability and foundation. The trunk which is the conduit for all the moisture and food and which provides support for all the branches. The branches which extend upward and outward and support all the leaves as well as providing a connection to the trunk and therefore the roots. The leaves which, arguably, are the most important part of The Tree, provide a mechanism, through photosyntesis, for food production. They provide respiration by exhanging carbon dioxide and oxygen. They open and close their pores to retain or release moisture

Thinking Of You
Thinking Of You I thought of you today But that’s nothing new I thought about you yesterday and the day before that too for every day good or bad you'll always be in my head I hope you've understood everything I’ve said This isn't just a joke or a silly lie Id never do anything to make you wanna cry I'm sorry if I do something to make you really mad It only comes back and makes me really sad I really do love you and everything you are I hope this relationship gets really far Ill never get you out I simply don't know how In fact I'm thinking of you right about now Your everything I need and everything to me You know exactly who you are and what you want to be You always make me smile just by being there I hope you know how much I really do care Every time I think of you my stomach seems to twist This is why I love you, I’ve made a huge list The list goes on forever and never will it end Neither will our relationship you'll always be my friend not just a simple f

Things That I Have Done Today
TODAY I GOT PAID AND I KNOW I HAVE MY BILLS TO PAY BUT WITH WHAT MONEY IS LEFT I WANT TO GO SHOPPING MAYBE. I DO NEE IMPORTANT STUFF LIKE GROCERIECES BUT THEN I JUST WANT TO SHOP FOR ME. SO I ASK U,EVERYONE OUT THERE, DO I SHOP FOR MYSHELF OR SHOP FOR IMPORTAN THINGS INSTEAD? CAJUN JEWEL™~504 BØürbØn §TrëëT~~'@ fubar I LIKE MY NEW SKIN

13 Things About You
13 Things about You 1. Someone in this world Loves you , in some way. 2. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 3. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 4. You mean the world to someone. 5. Without you , someone may not be living. 6. You are special and unique , in your own way. 7. Someone that you don't know even exists , loves you. 8. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 9. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world. 10. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it. 11. Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks. 12. Always tell someone how you feel

Thinking About The Past
You ever have that one love that you can't seem to get out of your heart no matter how hard you try? You know you won't ever get back together, but you know that you both still love each other. I still talk to him, still get along with him, but we both have agreed its best the way things are. But for some reason I can't get him out of my heart. He even gives me advice when it comes to new relationships. Past couple of weeks I've been missing him even more than normal. Maybe it's just cause he comes back from Iraq in a few weeks, I don't know. I thought I had let go and moved on, guess not as well as I had thought. I would give anything to go back in time and change the past, but thats not possible. Maybe i'm just worn down from being sick for the past week or so I don't know. Past few days I think about him or talk to him I start crying. uuuugggg maybe i'm just PMSing.

10 Things About Me...............
I need 45,000 comments in 6 weeks, How I got into this, I don't know but I need some big time help, I have no clue as to how to get a bulletin or to spread the word, if possible can you please pass the word around! To participate you must add, rate and fan: http://fubar.com/user/813171 Thanks the link to go bomb is: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&albumid=858378&i=793356640&idx=15 Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) I can't really drink at all! I used to be a total lush in my younger years (too young to drink yeaars)! My favorite right now is Mojito! 2.) My house catching fire is like my biggest nightmare, I always fea

10 Things About Me
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I will live a long happy life knowing Krissy will not sign at my funeral. 2. Lifes a bitch then you marry one 3. Life is what you make of it 4. Laughter is the best medicine even when you dont feel like laughing. 5. FYI. I am the nicest guy I know....lol shaddup Krissy 6. No matter how much money you make, you cant take it with you 7. I love to hunt, fish and play golf 8. I love to help people, even if they don't help me 9. I'll try anything once, twice if it feels good 10. I try to find humor in everything, my glass is alway's half full

Thinning List
Ok so I've decided to start thinning my friends list and I really should have posted this before I started lol so the ones that are gone will know why ...But since they are only Friends with people that will buy them Blasts or Happy hours..ect they prolly don't give a rats azz anyway I've met some really cool people on here and would like to be able to keep in contact with them and don't have time for those that don't have time for me so regardless of what you have in your title HOT/SEXY/Blah Blah Blah your not too Hot or Sexy to be friendly and if you really think you are LMAO then get some help but your gonna be off my list to make room for Real People so if your gone in the next week or so you know why

Things About Me!
1. I am a very caring and loving person 2. I love my friends and family, they are all very important to me! 3. I adore children, I have 3 beautiful grown step childeren... 4. I would,rather be dancing, and having a great time with friends, than just about anything! 5. I love to go fishing and camping! 6. I love the person whom I am becoming! And am so glad to be finally casting the old off and becoming a new better person! 7. I am a natural witch and am going to take the steps to learn more about that part of who I am... 8. I love my little dog, but am scared of big dog's!LOL! Once gave a $1000.00 dog away for it would not stop jumping up on me and was just 5 months old. 9. I am a recovering abused person and it is a wwork in progress, but no one shall ever abuse me again! I desirve much better! 10. I believe in love, romance and having a healthy sexual relationship! Myspace graphics Myspace graphics Myspace graphics Myspace graphics Myspace graphic

Thinking Of You Again
Thinking of you again, While I look about the calm sky, I see the stars shining so bright, And I make a wish for tonight, Thinking about you again, While I cross the empty street, Then I see a couple sitting so close, And I think about you and me, Thinking of you again, While I find a place to rest, I think about you, beside me, And I feel it deep within my chest, Thinking of you again, While I watch the glowing moon rise, I think, I feel, and I see, Your smile before my very eyes, Thinking of you again, While my soul drifts and sleeps, Maybe I'll see you later, But for tonight, I'll see you deep in my dreams...

Things You Might Not Know
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I used to be a substitute teacher 2. I used to act in a renaissance faire 3. I hate heights, unless there is an airplane under my butt 4. I am truly computer stupid at times 5. I am painfully shy in real life and blush at the drop of a hat lol 6. I am Wiccan 7. My first choice in music is Spanish pop music, but it depends on my mood 8. I am a huge flirt :D 9. I love Mountain Dew 10. I suck at filling these things out...don;t think anybody would be interested in any of this lol

Things On My Mind
you act like you have it so bad like everything wrong is someone elses fault you think your so perfect yet you act like an ass treating everyone like shit from time to time say your life is hell well you aint seen hell yet you still have a family that loves you a beautiful daughter people who wanna help so if your life is hell you did it yourself you wanna see hell keep your shit up you are going to lose everything Everyone makes a big deal of it Wants you to stay in a certain limit But I dont understand Just cuz of a number Doesnt mean you cant find love You were worried Scared it would push me away But to me its only a number You make me feel special And always try makin me happy Im sick of what the world thinks And Im not letting it bother me If they dont like it too bad You have touched my life In a way no other has If we find it to be true Age doesnt matter

Think Its Ok To Boss A Girl Around?
Think its OK to boss a girl around? Slap her around a few times and teach her a lesson? She's just a dumb "bitch" a "slut". No! Shes human being, a girl that deserves to be loved and respected. Not used and thrown out like a piece of trash. A "man" should NEVER hit a woman. And should never force his girl to have sex with him, thats not something you do to the person you supposedly love. So if you're against Spousal Abuse please repost this! And if you don't you're not going to die or be raped by a toaster, you're just cold at heart. And if your a guy thats man enough to repost this GOOD for you.

Things I've Learned In A Month
***(I know no one will probably read this, because it's just stupid mindless chatter. But it's not written for any other reason than to get it out of my head. Feel free to read if you'd like to, even give input if you'd like. Thanks!) After being broken up with, then being laid off... All in the same week... I thought the new year was going to be a pretty crappy year. One of those where no matter what you do, things just keep getting worse and worse and everything goes wrong... Not gonna happen. Things start out crappy, but they get better if you have faith and keep smiling. I've realized that there are alot of things I can sit and worry about all day long, and it's not going to do any good. All I can do is smile and hope for the best (Sadly, it took me being on Zoloft for a month to realize that I can't control things). I can't make things go a certain way, I can't make anyone do anything or think anything or say anything. Nor do I want to. I want people to be around me

Things From My Heart 2 U
Dear to My Heart A friend is dear to your heart, and will never part. A friend always stays, and never delays. A friend won't capitalize on weakness and will celebrate your uniqueness. A friend will share the glory and tell you a story. A friend will remember your secrets, and never leak them out. A friend will triumph in time of need and will be there with lightning speed. A friend doesn't like to fight and doesn't always have to be right. A friend will be your inspiration and join you in celebrations. A friend won't envy you any achievements and will always leave imprints on your heart. A friend will communicate with your soul, and help you meet your goals. A friend won't ever let you down or turn your smile into a frown. A friend is richer than gold, and a work of art to behold. Be careful and don't let your friends Go Pass this on to the friends you love Even me if i count Love ya a bunch Thank you for being a friend HOLD ME NOW JUST HOLD ME CL

14 Things A Man Should Remember
Just when you think that everything is starting to look up in life, then it throws you another blow. Blow after blow though, I still find a way to look up instead of down. I have to remember not to let my mind go to wondering about past, present and future, which may or may not hold anything good. Who knows? Not me, I can only live life one day at a time. The Hormone Guide Women will understand this and the men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine

10 Things About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Today I turned 20-10. 2. I believe peanut butter goes with EVERYTHING! 3. My Lucyfur is my pride and joy. 4. I will do anything for the people in my life I call friends. 5. I have only been on a plane twice, once to Seattle and once home. 6. It's 4:20 for me all the time. 7. Music is my passion in life, the meaner, the angrier, the louder, the better! 8. I'm quick to say things to people when they are on my mind, unless it will evoke confrontation. 9. My favorite place to be besides home is at the bar watching -itis. 10. Someone on the other side of the country has my heart. I’m tagging : geminijess, Swoosher

10 Things... Damn You Juicy
Today, I started a new job as a cab driver     Today, I also quit my new job as a cab driver.     My first fare was downtown, a nun. She gets in, and she catches me looking at her thru the rear view mirror. She asks me what Im staring at, and I tell her not to worry about it, and besides, I didnt want to offend her. The nun tells me not to worry, in her line of work she hears ALL sorts of fucked up things. So I tell her I always had a fantasy about making out with a nun. The nun stayed quite for a moment and said "I'll do it on two conditions, you have to be single, and christian" So I said "Im christian and single, lets do this!"   So, we did, briefly, and shortly after I started to feel guilty and started to cry about it. The nun asked me what was wrong, and I said "I lied, Im married and Jewish" and the nun said "Oh dont worry about it, Im on my way to a costume party, My name is Kevin"     Sonovabitch Ok, First let me start off by saying that if youre going i

10 Things About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.i've never even been close to marriage 2.i adore children 3.i should have died 3 times already(hence the angels) 4i only party on weekend nights,yep i can abstain 5i've never been in love 6.cant function w/out my coffee in morn 7.i can cook almost anything wanna come to dinner? 8i read a novel a week or i get pissed at myself 9 i can speak 4 languages 10 i'm glad this is over lol sending this

Think About This.......
Think about this for a min...... If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come? If I had one day left, to live my life; would you be part of that last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours? This is a test to see who your real friends are or if you are just some one to talk to you when they are bored . . .

Things That Are True
Love can fade, change and even grow over time. Remember that it needs constant tending and attention. Enjoy your happiness, though, it was well earned. Remember everyone needs a friend. Dont ever leave the one you love, for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love.

Thinking Of You Till.......
Holley, You know I'm thinking of you, I can only relate my own experinces with what you are going thuough. but mine seam trivial to what you have been thru- but in some way I've been thru the place where your at - and this was me in one of my darkest hours - ************************** It's Dark and gloomy - some day's it's a feeling thats hard to get rid of I often feel this way.... Life overwhelms me. Lost in the chaos. Amuck in the mire. Drowning in life. Lonliness prevails. I have heard it said that the song "Heartbreak Hotel" was written by a maid after she found the suicide note of a poor, lost soul. The note simply read, "I walk a lonley road". A simple sentence. A profound message of epic proportion. Quite easy to suffocate on the emptiness of life. Lungs seizing, chest heaving, heart spasming and mind reeling to cope with the mindless reality of it all. Oh, death come quickly, for this one thing I pray. I see no other options, I see no other way. A lo

21 Things
So, every so often I get one of these "Get to know you" surveys that ask a bunch of personal questions (see below for the latest one). I admit it's kind of cool to learn more about your friends, but maybe you should learn my NAME before you ask whether I would sleep with you... And half the questions are usually about what I think about you. Um, if we've never spoken, I'm probably not thinking about you at all...lol Having said all that, feel free to send me your answers! :D ------------------------------------ Subject: Let Have Some Fun....!!!!! Between us and only us whoever reads this I wanna know 21 things about you. Fill in all the blanks leave no question unanswered! ANSWER IT AND SEND IT TO ME (inbox) THEN COPY AND REPOST IT FOR YOURSELF! send this back to me answered that's the whole point 1.Your Full Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite Color? 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Song: 6. Favorite Band: 7. Most Embarrassing Moment: 8. Are

Things I Will Help You With.
hey guys, i realize tht many people can make bulletins and comment bomb for you. but i am looking to actually work for my fu bucks. if you need a bulletin and not sure how to make one ask me. simple bulletin you must keep it up 1,000 fu bucks (not responsible for reposting) 5,000 if you want me to repost it for a week for you bulletin with music and no repost 5,000 fu bucks 10,000 if you want me to repost for you on a daily basis. i will pimpout all that ask.(cost of pimpout is the same as bulletins).just let me know what you want and i will do what i can to give it to you are no charge for the bulletin. as for as bombing goes i will help all that help me. rate all my pics and stash and i will give you 5,000 pic comments on any contest. i will not play favorites all my fubar friends are equal. plz message me when you are finished rating my pics and i will give you the comments..... i also sell my 11's if you want them it will cost you 10,000 fubucks. message me

40 Things Men Should Take Into Account Before Sex
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN (Some Men Really Need To Read This) 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smo

Thinking...............
Have you ever dated someone that you just couldn’t get out of your mind, even after you have broken up? I just can’t seem to get over her. I see her all the time, cause we work at the same place. I meet woman on here and a number of them have her name. What is with that? I really just want to get over her. The problem is, no one wants me, at least around here where I live. There is not much to do here, and the only place I go is shopping, and I don’t get hit on at all! I try, I smile and say hello to woman all the time. If I get a response it’s like the worse thing they have ever had to do. Makes me wonder and I really that ugly? Then I go home to my sad little life in my sad little house and get online, and I get to feeling better about myself, because on here I do get hit on! YEA!!!! It does make me feel better about myself. There is one that puts a smile on my face, and makes me laugh and feel better about myself. I look forward to seeing her and talking to her. She flirts with me a

Think For A Moment...
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.H

10 Things About Me.
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I was once a Christian. 2. I talk to myself. Alot. 3. I see ghost. I see dead people! 4. I have a weakness for women. Can't say no to sex. 5. I like Pain. 6. I have bad road rage. 7. I am Bipolar. 8. I love Violence 9. I love animals, all kinds. 10. I love sad songs. i have tagged Emanon Forever,Ms.Mona,Sunny,Tennis Girl,Alexz.

Thinking......
some recent events have started me thinking again. recently i found out a dear friend of mine was, according to the doctors, about an hour from death after waiting in the ER for some pelvic pain she had been having. come to find out she had a phlopian tube that was on the verge of bursting and had already hemeraged. luckly they rushed her in for emergency operation that saved her life. then one of the women i love, yes i love more then one, found her dad this morning when she checked on him passed away from a long hard battle with cancer. in a way its relieving that has finally had gone and didnt have to suffer the pain anymore that he had for some time. i only wish that i would have had the chance to meet him. yet another friend of mine had her father pass away from mutliple battles with cancer the first of the year. i did have the oppertunity to become friends with her dad. he was a strong man and had battle cancer for some time beating it once only to have it come back

Think Bout It
So how does it feel to know that someone's kid in the heart of America has blood on their hands fighting to defend your rights so you can maintain the lifestyle that insults his family's existence, Well where i come from we have a special salute we wave high in the air to all those pompous asses who spend their days pointing fingers.... FUCK YOU! think about it...you know its true

Thing Maybe Getting Better
World At Wit's End I'm not just disgruntled, it's not just some fucked up phase, Walked on broken bottles and tripped over all my strays. I'm not dead and I'm not bored, I'm fucking discontent. With that said, one more word from me and I will beg for breath. I'm in a world that quits. I'm in a world that bends. I'm in a world of shit. I'm in a world at wit's end. My label says "Smoker," I can't see what your tag reads, Guess it must be "Choker," guess we all need air to breathe. Guess we all need labels, guess we all need numbers too. And we'll all follow fables dumbed down for the stupid few. I'm in a world that quits. I'm in a world that bends. I'm in a world of shit. I'm in a world at wit's end. I'm not in a red state and I'm not in a blue state. I'm in the state of rage that is my only true state. I'm also a drinker, a drone of the Working Dead, A daydreaming, night-scheming hotheaded hellbent godsend. I'm in a world that quits. I'm in a world that b

Think About It!
So since there is Black History Month and the Black Negro College and now the commercials now days about all the inventions black people have created... Where/when is white history month, where is the White college..where is the commercial of what White people have invented... It's not gonna happen... Because then we'd be called racial.. So what does that make those that are all about the black. Do not get me wrong, I am not a racist at all... but it just brings that question to the mind. I have seen many blogs/posts and such.. So exactly what is the conclusion!?!

Things A Man Should Never Do In The Company Of A Woman
By The Editors of Marie Claire Reveal how much your car cost. Clean your gun. Polish high school trophies (which you still have displayed). Refer to your mother as your best friend. Rap. Check out the assistant/roommate/the baby-sitter. Question her footwear. Blow-dry your hair. Tip less than 20 percent. Celebrity impressions. Impressions of her. Forget to carry cash. Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction. Wii. Boot and rally. Scream—at the dog, at the guy who just stole your parking spot, at Bill Belichick. Because, no matter how much Belichick deserves it (cheater!), when she hears you raise your voice, she has an idea of what she's in for. Talk about former exploits. Ever. Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man. Tell her you're going to

Things On My Mine
hello people from fubar.i wanted to know what do ya'll think about sex.is it to over rated or is it the shit.i know for me i think sex is great.i dont think there is any think like cuming for a man or woman.when do you think you are having to much sex.i think you never can,but there are so people who dont care for it.i think they just have not found the right person to turn them out.there is always one person thats going to come in your life and blow your mind away when ya'll fucking.i will say one thing.if you not taking caring of your partner or fuck buddy they will fine someone that can handle the job.so when you in the room with your girl/men think about how much you love them and the stuff you wont do in bed with them cause there 10 more people that will do what u wont.beside sex can be real fun if ya'll be your self and dont rush and injoy it.oh to the fella make you your girl cum.dont stop to she get a nut.then your job is dun.leave them comments and tel me what you think about

30 Things Women Dont Wrong
1) Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2) Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partner's mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3) Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4) Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5). Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it's

Think Before You Drink
TAKE THS SERUOUSLY ! THE CONSEQUENCES OF NOT DOING SO< ARE DEADSLY! LEPTOSPIROSIS (DEADLY) VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ AND FOLLOW This incident happened recently in North Texas. A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in ICU. She died on Wednesday. The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of coke she drank from without using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis. Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of soda cans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without being cleaned. A study at NYCU showed that the tops of soda cans are more contaminat

Things That Piss Me Off
I want to set the record straight once and for all!! I am NOT a Fu-Whore!! Nor will I ever be!! If I can't afford something for myself, then I will either wait for when I do have the money, or I will go without it!!! I also want everyone to know that I take pride in being the woman I am and IDGAF what ANYONE does or doesn't like about me!!! So the next time one of you fuckers decides to start shit or decides to tell everyone that I am "whoring" myself, check yourself, because MOST people know me better than that!!! Ok, Rant is over,.....for now! ~*~Rebbie~*~ Why is it that when our "Friends" get into a Relationship with someone, we are always there to support them NO MATTER WHAT!! But...when it is US that find that "Certain Someone"...they get totally cynical & start to tear us down? They make us doubt ourselves, our feelings, sometimes even our sanity. I have ALWAYS been there for My Friends...Why are some of you shooting MY Chance @ Happiness down now?! Telling M

Think I Will Delet My Profile
NO BODY SEEMS WANT RATE ME MAYBE DOING SOMETHING WRONG TIRED RATEING EVERYONE PIC'S IF NOT GOING GET SAME RESPECT BACK. SO I'LL DELET THIS PROFILE JUST START ALL OVER AGAIN

Things That Make Me Grrrr
It seems like I cannot make anyone happy here. I know ur not suppose to let things get to u, its just the internet blah blah, but fuck man, everyday It seems I got somone pissed at me or others giving me the cold shoulder. While still others are not commenting me like they normally would because they dont want to be visited by profile stalkers. WTF is that. Not sure why. I do not expreience this in the real world. But this place....fuckNa. I have alot of fun bullshitting around and all that..cause for me thats all this place is for. But now its becoming this thing where I gotta watch what I say or comment or post or else someone will get pissed. I feel like I am walking on eggshells. Bash me Ignore me Fuck it Fuck off Fuck whatever Some of you know my team has been in this month long hockey tourney that has been going on the weekends. Well today was the semifinal game and we won...woo hoo But I took a cross check to the back really fricken hard...Did

Things In Life That Just Feel So Good!!!
1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket . 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. 25. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep. 26. Your first kiss (eit

Think Abou This
it's time for a break been on wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much latey . so i am gonna take a break for awhile . thanks to all you that have rated commented and added me. remember these words Always treat yourself with respect cause u never know if anyone else ever will The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. No one has more driving ambi

Think Before U Speak
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - The last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow And asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls' THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and Passed by a store that sold a

Thing I Make For Sale
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Think Hard
You learn to speak by speaking, to study by studying, to run by running, to work by working; in just the same way, you learn to love by loving. --St. Francis De Sales 1.)Q. Can you cook? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 17.)Q. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? 18.)Q. What was your first impression of me? 19

Things That Piss Me Off!!!
Spanish Commercials on TV I was watching TV today and a commercial for Roni Duetch came on. Now we have all seen her commercials and they are no big deal, but on an ENGLISH channel they are now airing SPANISH commercials. I feel like I am being slapped in the face. Spanish speaking Americans have the SAP channel – for all their shows & commercials. Now on a channel that I like to watch, I have to sit and feel as if I am being punished for not being able to speak Spanish. Maybe I am being over sensitive, but I feel that they should not be airing commercials directed specifically toward the Spanish population, ignoring everyone else, from those that only speak English to all others that speak another language. When are we going to stop and accommodating them and make them speak the language of the land that they live in? If we continue to allow this, but the time of 2020 English will no longer be the national language of the United States, it will be Spanish. I feel that if th

Things That Make You Go Hmmmm
Please read this whole thing. If the hair on your arms aren't standing by the end. Then you are a freak with no soul. I don't expect you of all people to understand my actions. I know how strange it all must seem, you would be right in not hearing me out but if you could just please allow me the opportunity to explain my actions and how this situation came into being. My name is Marlane, I was an art student, and a struggling one you might say. I was unhappy with the way things were going, not unhappy with my life or anything just stuff general. I suppose I was just like any young girl would be though. I wasn't suicidal or troubled really; I just was not entirely satisfied. I was just a rather introspective and shy person. I have always felt alone, and art seemed to be my one comfort, my one escape. It seemed that no one understood me; I've never really belonged anywhere else. I felt normal though, perhaps even that I was the only normal one, it was others that were differe

Things I Read And Have To Share
Grown Women Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.

60 Things
1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? both of my motorycycle helmets...never know when i'll see a hot biker needed a passenger!!! 2. When was the last time you threw up? been a while...several months...too much tequila 3. What's your favorite word or phrase? whatever 4. Name 3 people who made you smile today? jason, bishop and me 5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? sleeping 6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? sneezing my damn head off 8. Have you ever been to a strip club? yep 9. What is the last thing you said aloud? why are you laying in here? (to my cat) 10. What is the best ice cream flavor? plain ole vanila 11. What was the last thing you had to drink? sprite 12. What are you wearing right now? ms state t shirt and pajama bottoms 13. What was the last thing you ate? nabs 14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? nope...i was given lots of hand me downs...which are new clothes to me 15. When wa

Thinking About It....
Well most of you don't know, but my g/f and i are a little interested in some extracaricular activities..... so we talked about it and joined a so-called dating site.... even added a few pics of some body parts... but if you don't pay for it... you can't really talk to anyone on there.... so i decided to ask my friends here on Fubar.... should we post the pics here instead and try to find her a playmate? or should we just say fuck it and pay the cash???? it also said that if we promoted the site and got people to click a link we would get points good toward one free month. but it takes 2200 points and all i got is 200. so i think that that is pointless... if you have an account on there hit us up... here is the link to us...

~things We Know About Kissing~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Kiss~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender. ~A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. ~Where one drop of blood drains a castle of life, so one kiss can bring it alive again. ~A kiss is the shortest distance between two. ~Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last. ~A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. ~There is the kiss of welcome and of parting, the long, lingering, loving, present one; the stolen, or the mutual one; the kiss of love, of joy, and of sorrow; the seal of promise and receipt of fulfillment. ~If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not

Thinking
Quote: We only think when we are confronted with problems. Author: John Dewey 1859-1952, American Philosopher, Educator

Thinking
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart? There comes a time in all man's life when trust is obsolete, yet love is absolute!~Carin J. Rutherford poet, songstress, lovermore famous quotes "The Final Inspecti

Things That Make You Wonder?
When you've met someone for the first time and feel that everything is going good between the both of you,what if you get some vibes or signals that you just can't really tell if its for real? There's a day that only comes once a year, a day that most people look forward to and some don't even care about! Well I just had my day, my birthday, making it my 43rd year of life here in this world! As each year passes we experence so many things, good or bad, hopefully learning from it all so we might not make the same mistakes again! The saying goes "The older we get the wiser we become"! But are we really? Lets face it time is just passing on year after year! Yeah it seems like just the other day we were getting out of high school or just turning 21! I think back and wonder where the hell did it pass me by? Well I've been told that your only as old as you feel! ? Yeah right! I really don't feel old but I sure do look older than I did! lol Oh well I guess its just something we've got to deal

Things I Wrote
I'M TIRED OF THE SHIT IN MY LIFE. I'M TIRED OF MY FAKE ASS FRIENDS. I WISH ALL THIS BULL SHIT WOULD END. SO I SIT HERE WITH A GUN IN MY HAND BUT WHO'S GONNA STOP ME. NOT A DAMN PERSON. NO ONE GIVES TWO SHITS IF I LIVE OR DIE SO HONESTLY TELL ME WHY SHOULD I. SO AS I WRITE THIS ALL I SAY IS TRUE FUCK ALL THIS SHIT FORGET IT I'M THROUGH CAUSE NOW THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO AND YOU DIDNT CARE I BLAME THIS ON YOU BYE REMEMBER WHEN WE FELL IN LOVE WE THOUGHT IT WAS MEANT TO BE BUT NOW WHEN YOU SAY THAT YOUR LEAVING ME THERES ONLY ONE PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE AND THATS RIGHT HERE ON MY KNEES BEGGING YOU TO STAY.REMEMBERING THE TIMES WE SHARED HOW COULD THAT JUST SLIP AWAY.HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ITS OVER GIRL ITS DRIVING ME INSANE.I THOUGHT YOU TRULY LOVED ME NOW I AM DOWN ON MY KNEES BEGGING YOU PLEASE AND YOU JUST PUSH MY LOVE AWAY ALL I GOTTA SAY IS STAY OUT MY LIFE YOU HURT ME DEEP INSIDE YOU PLAYED WITH MY HEART FROM THE START AND NOW YOU BEGGING ME TO STAY

Think Out Of The Box
aright, I like to think of myselve as a cat lover, they are so cute and sweet and playfull and stuff like that, but ther comes times where you just want to kick them away, not hard, not meaning to hurt them, just get them away, an example, you are waiking up, your not wearing socks, and the cat bites you in one of them, how friggen anoying, and then, again, you just fell asleep, the bedroom door is open, your toes are are showing just a tad skin, and guess what, tha cat bites them, AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oki thats my blog XD

Thinking Of Leaving
When I first signed up on here I really enjoyed it. Met a lot of really great people, one in particular. But lately it seems all anyone cares about is NSFW pics... or rating pics NSFW when they shouldn't be... and leveling up. No body wants to chat anymore. And as for that one friend. Well her and I had become "best friends". However recently things have gone down hill between her and I. Not really sure how it all started. But awhile back I... well lets say I did a favor for her. She told me recently that she would be able to "return" that favor. Hmmmm yea hasn't been returned and in fact I now can't get her to return my calls, emails, etc. Guess so much for that "friendship" What a laugh, right? Guess you could say I learned my lesson. There's not much point to this blog... just needed to get some of my thoughts and aggravations out. Not yet sure if I'll leave this site for good. Although some of you may have already noticed I'm rarely on here anymore anyway... now

Thinking...
It never fails that I seem to have trouble starting any kind of project. Ok, let me clarify.. I'm working on a Bachelor's degree in Psychology. I'm getting there, but dammit... fubar keeps getting in the way of my thoughts! So many people to look at and talk to.. I want to give them all of my attention. Hell, i cant even concentrate on the weddings i'm trying to plan!! Someone save me.. I know they are out there. I need a face to face individual that will keep me occupied. Takers? how often do you put yourself out there? I mean, people come and go like leaves on a tree. How often do you dive in and tell your secrets, hoping that that one 'stranger' could be the one for you? My defination of stranger is one you hardly know anything about. Yes, you think you know things about them... name, age, location... but do you really? A smart person doesnt tell all at once. DUH it's the internet! Isnt that the place where you can be someone you want to be, not who you are? If you are play

Things Done For Me
HELLO THERE FUBARIAN! Boatman needs your HELP! DO YOU KNOW This Person?? DO YOU HAVE THEM ON YOUR FRIEND LIST???You DID ! His Account was reset for whatever reason..but whats Important is HE'S BACK!! Please re add and FAN Help how ever you can to get him back on his feet again Thanks all ! HAVE A GREAT EVENING LOVE Y'ALL Tiffany and Christian BOATMAN@ fubar (repost of original by 'ACHILLES™.Married to Tiffany' on '2008-03-24 20:24:18')

Things To Know
What is Autism? Autism is a complex neurobiological disorder that typically lasts throughout a person's lifetime. It is part of a group of disorders known as autism spectrum disorders (ASD). It occurs in all racial, ethnic, and social groups and is four times more likely to strike boys than girls. Autism impairs a person's ability to communicate and relate to others. It is also associated with rigid routines and repetitive behaviors, such as obsessively arranging objects or following very specific routines. Symptoms can range from very mild to quite severe. Did you know… * 1 in 150 children is diagnosed with autism * 1 in 94 boys is on the autism spectrum * 67 children are diagnosed per day * A new case is diagnosed almost every 20 minutes * More children will be diagnosed with autism this year than with AIDS, diabetes & cancer combined * Autism is the fastest-growing serious developmental disability in the U.S. * Autism costs the nation over

Thinking
With every passing day, I find that my love for you changes and grows each day. I learn to love you more each day in every single way. I love the way you smile when you say good morning and when you say good night. I love the way you hold me and rub my butt just right. I love how even when you are mad at me you still kiss me when I come home. I love the way you tell me that everything is going to be all right and how when I look into your eyes I know that you are right. I love the way you love me and know just what to do to make me feel all right. I love how even when you are not around me I feel your love keeping me safe and secure. I love how when I look into your eyes I see a love that has no ending. I love how you brighten up my darkest days and loneliest of nights. I love when we make love how it feels our hearts and bodies have merged into one soul. I love how your love gives me the strength to carry on when I am tired and weak. iwanna i wanna be the man you come home t

Things I Wrote
*****Dedicated to Paramedics, Fire Fighters, Police Officers and their Dispatchers***** I wish you could comprehend a wife’s horror at 6 in the morning as I check her husband of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring him back, knowing intuitively it is too late. But wanting his wife and family to know everything possible was done to try and save his life. I wish you knew the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot-filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, the eeriness of being able to see absolutely nothing in dense smoke sensations that I’ve become too familiar with. I wish you could read my mind as I respond to a call. Is this a false alarm or a working fire? Is the caller in distress or is he waiting for us with a 2x4 or a gun? I wish you could be in the Emergency Room, as a Doctor pronounces dead, the beautiful five year old girl that I have been trying to save for

15 Things To Do At Wal-mart
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows whe

Things I Wish I Could Change
well let me start off but saying iam suprized i even get this many views on my blogs because there just my feelings and the way i feel. well hay okay this post here is about the things i have seen or done that i wish i could change. i was working at my moms bar Hot Shotz at the time as a security guy. there is a bar next door to were my moms bar used to be. it was a Mexican joint with under age kids going in there and it was known for serving alchoal to any one. and it has known for prostitutes. well one night it was just me and my brother Aron working security that night and about 1am there was a car that drove in the parking lot saying they owned it and it was there turf. we just always said yea it is man because we didn't want to fight the Mexican flannel gang. well about a hr after that they drove by the bar again and down the street were we saw 2 people walking. the car of gang banger jumped out and stabbed the 2 people walking. we called the cops right then and there and ran t

21 Things I Want In A Lover
21 Things I Want in a Lover do you derive joy when someone else succeeds? do you not play dirty when engaged in competition? do you have a big intellectual capacity but know that it alone does not equate wisdom? do you see everything as an illusion? but enjoy it even though you are not of it? are you both masculine and feminine? politically aware? and don't believe in capital punishment? these are 21 things that I want in a lover not necessarily needs but qualities that I prefer do you derive joy from diving in and seeing that loving someone can actually feel like freedom? are you funny? à la self-deprecating? like adventure? and have many formed opinions? these are 21 things that I want in a lover not necessarily needs but qualities that I prefer I figure I can describe it since I have a choice in the matter these are 21 things I choose to choose in a lover I'm in no hurry I could wait forever I'm in no rush cuz I like being solo there are no worries and

Thinking
I want several fu-hubbies and fu-wifeys.....so I am going to be having a ceremony on April 15th at 9 PM CENTRAL STANDARD TIME in the EDGE OF MADNESS LOUNGE.........DRINKS WILL BE SERVED!!!! SO IF YOU WANT TO MARRY ME THEN SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE SO THAT WE CAN GET THIS DONE...AFTER I GET FUMARRIED TO ALL OF YOU THAT WANT TO MARRY ME, THEN I AM DELETING MY ACCOUNT AND LEAVING FULAND....AND IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU COULD PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS...THANKS....STEPHANIE.

Thinning The List
Today I went through and thinned my friends list and 1 Family member They were all 2nd alarm hotties and dream girlz none were blocked except the Family member and that made me sad to have to do that.The very nature of their L33T groups precludes them from being a friend to anyone not part of their L33T groups,and the constant begging for rates in the bullies I dunno about anyone else but I stopped reading them so if someone needed real help or had real info it wasn't getting read and yes I did help a few out by commenting and rating but never once did they return the favor or even say thanks for taking the time to comment or rate you just read in the next Bullies "Were are my true friends" does anyone really need that much validation LMAO I hope not.So in the future if I click on a pic and its a 2nd alarm or Dream girlz (hotties by a different name) I will rate you but not fan or add

A Thing Of The Past
Blown this 749 With you on my mind Of When we were so free and at large (when we used to be so free and at ease) Before you buried me in these scars (before these scars were apart of me) I hate all that has become of what used to be harmless fun As I bleed from these open eyes I begin to sever the hopeless ties To have them come back twice as strong Something bout this seems very wrong Why am I so stuck On some stupid fuck Why can't I erase your beautiful face It's Nothing but bad for me Your love is a tragedy Here to take What you can't replace I will never get my fill It's not enough Like you with your pills What happened to us We used to love with out a doubt Now all we do is yell and shout. Now it's time to say goodbye As I wave through clouded eyes

10 Things {some} Women Lie About
10. They come over your house and say....''Hey, can I charge my phone...................TRANSLATION........She hasn't figured out if she is going to give you any yet so she doesn't want anyone else to disturb ...moreover, she is actually TURNING off the phone while it's charging...When the phone FINALLY charges, she never turns it on..NEVER....THAT'S WHORE 101... 9. Her phone rings and she NEVER picks it up if it's a dude that she is talking to....Why , she wants you to think you're the only one....take note..dont be stupid fellas....she will pick up when its her girlfriend...THEN if she likes you......she might say ''OH, I'm chilling here with ''JOHN''...like her friend really knows who the fuck you are...FELLAS...THIS IS WHY..when you call your girl...it goes into voicemail....or she jsut doesnt pick up.....I mean think about it... 8. When your with a woman and you are getting intimate...and your ready for her to give you a piece of her mind(meaning sucking dick)...she says...'

Things
well Joey has not had surgery as yet... Its now set for next Wednesdy the 23rd. He has had his pre-op already so I'm fairly sure it will be a go this time. He's again suffering from the gout as well so has been in a lot of pain for the past week. Hopefully this flare up will go away quickly as the dr has prescribed another gout med for him to take to try and help. He's also given him new pain pills to try to see if maybe he can get at least enough relief to be able to sleep a bit. Please keep praying. Love to all. Jodi Well for all who may (or may not) be interested, things here are going well (except for Joey's feet of course). My training as a manager has taken an upward swing at work. We have recently lost 2 managers so I will be getting trained a bit faster now (or so I'm told). I am hoping that it will be expidited because I feel like I'm really not learning much of anything as things stand right now. But my boss assures me that it won't be long and the "real" tra

The Things Kids Say...
1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. 'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil. 'Because I p * ssed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child innocently. 'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise. 'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move' 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later.....'Da-ad.....' 'What?' 'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?' 'No, You had your chance. Lights out. ' Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad.....' 'WHAT?' 'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??' ' I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!' Five minutes later......'Daaaa-aaaad.....' 'WHAT!' 'When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?' 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him 'How do you expect to get into Heaven?' The boy thought it

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Things Rn't Always Black & White, Sometimes They're Blonde!! ;)
just something i made while listening 2 this song.. i was inspired.. LOL SPAY THAT CAT!! Tinkerbell, i mean what the hell, all day- everyday i do nothing but yell, "Hurry up & close the door, my cat is acting like a total whore," as she races across my living room floor, "Catch her don't let that ho outside," but she's too fast & that door's open wide, oh well- at least we tried, now she's out there & i'm sure she'll get laid, acting like a total slut- cuz she ain't getting paid, "Damn it- i've got to get that cat spayed!!" -BlondeBratZ MEN ARE DOGS!! You walk by the pet shop (the pound) & think he's soooo cute, i'll take him home, he looks innocent, RIGHT?? WRONG!! As soon as you get him home he's marking his territory- You know those sexy boots your ex bought you: chewed up.. You take him to the vet but he convinces you he's got all his shots.. You can't get him to stop barking all night long, yet he naps all day.. He never wants to

Thinking Bout You
Needs no words does it?

Things That Make You Go Hmmm
From the Fred McMurray News service, East Pelahatchie MS. Released 2 Jun 2007. Intrepid journalist Jimmy Changa, usually reserved for reviews of Mexican restaurants, is this months' contributor to our on-going column. 1. The first bomb dropped on Berlin in WWII killed an elephant in the Berlin zoo. What was the REAL target? The monkey house? 2. Due to lack of refinery capacity, the US now imports 11% of it's GASOLINE. Not crude oil, gas. These overseas refineries are not accustomed to the boutique blends demanded by US locales, and charge outrageous prices for the service. Want cheaper gas? Build some new refineries, a thing not done since the 70's. 3. Ever seen the tiny bulbs in your dash board, the idiot lights that tell you that you have some sort of problem, ever seen them burn out? I drive a 1992 Volvo, which has steadfastly told me it needs service since the day I first drove it. This light comes on because only a Volvo technician can make it go off, and I don't want

Things That Make Me Mad
Ok 2 days in a row i have replied to offers for rates n all that and both persons making the offers haven't come thru or they are just ignoring me. It's pissing me off. Usually I rate peoples pics just to do it cuz i am just a nice person but when a bulletin or offer is put out there for all fubarians like fubucks or bling for rates and it's not followed thru that bothers me. How many others are getting screwed out of what they earned? why isn't the surveys paying anymore? WTF can anyone answer me on this? What's the point of doing them if they dont pay? It makes me soooooooo MAD!!!! My mom told me today that she has a tumor on her lung and that i need to take her to the hospital for her biopsy in a few days. I am really scared for my mom. Are my prayers strong enuff to help her.

"things Overheard On Noah's Ark"
10. "Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?" 9. "Hey, there are more than two flies in here!" 8. "Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on board?" 7. "OK, who's the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on board?" 6. "Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants, QUICK!" 5. "Don't Make Me Pull This Ark Over And Come Back There!" 4. "No Ham, you cannot eat the Pig!" 3. "And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out." 2. "Nice Doggie!" AND THE NUMBER ONE THING OVERHEARD ON NOAH'S ARK..... 1. "Are We There Yet?"

101 Things To Do While At Walmart Lol
If you all know the poem by mya Angelou "still I rise" this will be funny I wrote this for a class and thought it was funny and decided to blog it lol Hope you all enjoy lol much love I Love My Fries You may put me down as unhealthy with your, bitter, bad taste You throw me in the very grease, but still, like McDonalds, I love my fries. Do my French fries upset you? Why are you overwhelmed as if you bit a lemon? Cause I eat with no care and no dismay. Just like my mother and father with a smile on my face, and the sun overshadowing me, I love my fries. Did you want to see me hungry with dry mouth and with white lips? Hunched over, hurting from my growling stomach. Does my hunger offend you? Don't hate cause I eat as if it's my last meal on earth. I may eat a pizza or maybe even a salad but still, so delicious, I love my fries. Does the smell make you drool? Does it come as a surprise that my car smells like super size fries? From school to work, I love my fri

Things About Me
“That which does not kill me sure does make me an irritable bitch.” If this isn’t a colloquialism, it sure as hell should be. I think my boyfriend can verily attest to its truth. Unfortunately, he has born the brunt of my stress-induced wrath. That poor, poor dear. Seriously though, he’s either an idiot or a saint and I’m fairly certain it isn’t the former. I’ve been a little high-strung lately. HA! A little… that’s quite the understatement. As the semester sees its inevitable conclusion, I’ve found a throng of deadlines piling up at my doorstep. Making their presence annoyingly obvious in the form of migraines, panic attacks, loss of sleep, mood swings and sweeping apathy. At its zenith, I teetered dangerously close to shut down mode. Luckily, I live a charmed existence and things just kind of work themselves out. Well, most of the time anyway. This subject is going to be a series of blogs because this semester has been quite possibly the most exasperating period in my

Things I've Written
I'm so addicted to your fallacies I've never tasted poison But I know that if it's just like this I never want to miss Another drop Everyone who tries it looks the same Their glazed eyes shine; their smiles glow With the fire of a lucid hope That something that you say Just might be truth I know because I see it in myself And everything I think of Is consumed by disillusionment My eyes are blank like theirs I have no soul I bid farewell to love in ignorance I know that this, my downfall, Is a beautifully strange disease It breaks my heart, it brings Me to my knees I wish this crystal could reflect The things that I should now expect From you. Deception's lustre fades as knowledge grows So take away these thoughts that Try to teach me something real and true I never want to run Away from you. Somewhere in the world tonight A teenage girl waits for the light To fade away Out the window, silent steps Craving it with every breath Her addiction

Things Ive Made
>MY VERY FIRST HAPPY HOUR SATURDAY JUNE 28 08 @ 6 PM FUBAR TIME A Big THANK YOU goes out to ~Texas Twister~ my NEWEST Fu Owner for this HAPPY HOUR Please show her some love. She is a WONDERFULL person , a great friend and an AWESOME OWNER I am ASKING ALL my friends to come join me for my very first Happy Hour I want to make FU HISTORY and try to level to GODFATHER on this Happy Hour. YOU have all done such a fantastic job on getting me this far in just over 2 months since my account was hacked and deleted. I just KNOW we can DO THIS...why???.... Because OF YOU...My Locked Cocked and Ready to Rawk Friends...YOU ALL KICK ASS !!!!! SHOW ME MAD LOVE....LETS MAKE FUBAR HISTORY...SATURDAY JUNE 28 AT 6PM FUBAR TIME Earn fubucks as you rate your way thru my page....several folders are marked rate all 100 for 5,000 fubucks, Ive added new STASH also......so come join me on this Historic event and make me GODFATHER This Bulliten copied and alt

Thinking Of You
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does he think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a guy I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

The Things Little Kids Say!!
For all of you with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally..... "Circumcised" (this is priceless!) A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his "private part" hanging out.. "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.

Thinking....
I just don't know what to do. My ex's behavior is becoming more irrational.. more unpredictable lately. Tonight she flipped out on my son and me, made him cry, called him a liar, threatened to let me have no contact unless its my weekend. He is hurting, which makes me hurt.. and makes me feel guilty. And the guilt I feel is bad enough even on good days. Tonight I went to see the middle school band play at the high school game. She told him she was leaving early, so he thought I was to take him back to her house afterwards. And there was no sign of her after the game.. not with the other parents.. nowhere in plain sight. So based on what she told him, I drove him to her house. Turns out she was sitting in her van.. someplace. Of course she said she was talking to a certain parent the whole time.. by the doors to the bandroom. But she wasn't, because I was there. And David saw the parent she was supposed to be talking to and his mother was nowhere to be seen. Now I can s

Things I Hate
people who are fake they all up in your face when you got what they want but you get in a bind and they run so im cleaning out my so called friends and just keeping the real ones fuck the haters

Things That Scare Me
YAY!!!!!! My mom's tumor has shrunk so they didn't have to do a biopsy on it. Thank u all for the prayers. I am so happy my mom is going to be ok. Whew i'm very relieved. luv u all My mom goes in tomorrow morning for her biopsy on the tumor on her lungs. Im very scared that i am gonna loose my mom. I LUV U MAMMA

Things That Make Me Happy
My fiancee finally got a job i'm so happy for him. Soon he will get the job he likes doing and he is going to school to make sure he gets it too. Baby U make me so happy and proud. I LUV U BABY

A Thing Of Beauty Auction~own Me
**I also need as many rates as I can get on this…..so if you’re unable to bid at this time plz just give me one rate no comments just 1 rate is all I ask** In honor of Mother's Day, I am happy to share with you that I am one of the loveliest women on Fubar! Bidding is now open, and will remain open until May 10th One of the participants and if I’m lucky will receive prizes of 100,000 fubucks. Those will be the woman with the highest rating average, and the woman with the highest number of rates. Should the same woman have both the highest average and highest number of rates, she will receive 200,000 fubucks. I reserve the right to refuse any bid or bidder at any time, and may also increase my offers via photo comment should the need arise. Serious bidders only, please! Thank you much!! Whispers…Haunt Me in My Dreams ~~Member of Dylon’s Diva Mafia~~ A Mad!! Hatter!! Thank you Heartistic Soul for making this happen!! Heartistic Soul@ fubar

Thinking About Monday Morning
Hi All! If you have read my blog in "Freaking Grrrr!!!" you will know what I'm rambling on about now. If you haven't read it yet, this might make more sense to you if you read that one first. ~Tomorrow~ I'm thinking about the hearing tomorrow, and trying to decide how I will handle the situation. In my past experiences dealing with school officials, I have found that they have made up their minds long before I walk through the door, and talking to them is like talking to a brick wall. Andrew has never been in trouble before, so I don't know what to expect with this meeting. BTW, the kid who attacked Andrew got 7 days out of school/tech. I'm not sure when his hearing is. He might get more. Anyway, I want to defend Andrew in what happened. He has been putting up with crap from this kid for the past 2 months. I want to know what the school is going to do to stop this kid from not only harrassing Andrew, but other people in the school too. Obviously Andrew's instruc

Things That Make Me Smile
1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15 The beach 16. Finding a money in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19 Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. 26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep. 27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new pa

Things To Ponder
*Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? *If all the world is a stage then where is the audience sitting? *If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? *If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? *Why is bra singular and panties plural? *How come abbreviated is such a long word? *Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle? *Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garment in a suitcase? *Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? *Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light?" *Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? *If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? *If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? *Why do we say something is "out of whack?" *What is a whack? *Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? *Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? *Why is phoni

10 Things
ok this isw how this works. if you want to do it you have to put ten things that most people dont know about you. 1.) im 6"4' and 215 ibs 2.) i use to be a Millitary cop in the NAVY 3.) im scared to fight people some one always gets hurt 4.) i love games that has cars, guns, or sports 5.) i like any type of music but country 6.) i love working on computers i fix them or tell people over net how to fix them 7.)im a rely sweet guy that is just misjudged all the time 8.) i have two dogs, two water turles, ns one rat 9.) i currntly like a girl dont know if she knows it are not 10.) i have a told of less then 20 frinds

Things
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Things To Pass Along
{A side note from TinkerbellMN84: I just bought him in a military auction a few days ago now I see this crap! I am pissed!} Heya all.. I am doing this bulletin to help warn you all of someone who professed to be a marine in Iraq.. NEVER WAS IN THE MILITARY. He uses the same lines.. same gimmicks to try to get money off of people.. primarily single moms who support the military. All this info was verified by his sister in law. She even showed me him on cam watching tv when he had told me he was out on a mission lol CAUGHT!!! Please read below if you want more proof. Please repost and sticky this.. let's get the word out on this guy who is takes advantage of single women and ruin the image of those in the military. OI Me and my mouth.. He has now taken off his salute picture. I'm sorry I should have got it b4 I opened my mouth and told him i knew who he was. This is a blog i did a year ago to warn everyone ******************************************************

Things That Make You Go Hmmmm
RATTLE YOUR BRAINS A LITTLE If you ever feel stupid, then just read on. If you've learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius! This little treatise on the lovely language we share is only for the brave. Peruse at your leisure, English lovers. Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The

Things I Have Learned
I have learned that all guys will at some point hurt you and make you cry. They will eventually break your heart and very few will ever apologize for it. I have learned that you should always be prepared for your friends to turn their backs on you at some point because they will. Those that don't are the ones that you keep forever. I have learned that the family you are blessed with and i do mean blessed may have not been the ones you would have chosen for yourself but for some reason someone saw fit for you to be together. I have learned not to expect too much from people in general, because then they can't let you down. I have learned that your heart and your spirit are the most amazing things ever created because they can be broken and stepped on and still repair themselves. I have also learned to stand on my own 2 feet, be self relying and self sufficient. I have learned to never let others control my outlook on the world and to never let them control my destiny. i ha

Things
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Things Done For Others
Pic I did for the Wildside2 lounge: http://fubar.com/lounge/70897 Direct link is : http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/allen4kids/Areyouwildenough1.gif MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celebrity

Things About Me
MY HERO On Feb. 8th 2007 my grandmother had a major stroke and is in the hospital. She has a living will and does not want to be stuck in a bed with tubes going into her for the rest of her life. She is a very wonderful lady who has given, not only to me, but to many many people who she has come across, so much love and treasures that so few people know how to give. She is the rock which our whole family rest on and we will all miss her very much. This world will not be quite as sweet with her gone. She has given up so much of her life to better ours and I thank her for all that she has done. She has raised not only her children but her grandchildren too. She taught all of us how to love, how to live life as Christ would want us to live, and how to treat others in this world. We may not have listened to everything she taught but she taught us still the same! I want to dedicate this Valentine's Day to the sweetest woman I have ever known! My loving wonderful Memaw! We were able to

Things I Probably Shouldn't Have Done....
Well.. Let's see. Since I hardly know any of you it is really easy to come clean. Just getting a few things off of my chest. I stole a pair of glasses from the 99cent store. I ALWAYS lie on my personality quizes because I don't want them to say how fucked up I am. I read my ex-best friends diary because I had a feeling she was talking shit. That same ex-best friend: I got into her email account and read her emails and found out that she was LYING about me, and MAJORLY TALKING SHIT. To people I highly respect. I don't wear underwear usually. Even when I am borrowing someone else's stuff. Want to get something off your chest?

Things My Heart Is Thinking And My Mind Will Not Follow...
You can't think how I depend on you, and when you're not there the colour goes out of my life. I wake up everyday and I see a person next to me that makes me believe anything is possible if you just believe in it. Thing is I had him in my grasp before and I faultered in my ability to hold him strong enough and close enough that he slipped through my fingers. Now I have opened my eyes and he is there, he is giving me everything there is to give, he is giving me all of him. My heart knows that what he has to give ios real and pure, but my mind sits there and wonders is this just an elaberate dream my mind has concockted to keep me happy, and I have just not awoken from it yet. I want to believe that my heart is right and my mind is just trying to put dought in the air to keep me safe. If this is a dream I pray to never wake, If this is reality I pray my heart will break the bonds of fear that are torturing me. AM I DREAMING I woke up today thinking that the world was a b

Thinking
I am just sitting here as usual, trying to put things in perspection and all I am getting is confused. I have always been a very quiet and reserved person , to a point that is good . There is someone special I have met that has been trying to have me put my guard down and trust her . But I am not quite there yet, I have let her in too a point but there is a ways to go yet. I love her and her kids dearly , but I have been burned too many times to actually let someone that special , get that close. I know I will need to let my guard down sometime . There is an wful lot of excess baggaage that comes with falling for me . If she can handle the baggage I will let her further in. I have doing some thinking and re-evaluating things since Sunday. As usual I have listened to the wrong people. I have certain friends tell me as usual my dreams are just that dreams and have no meaning. That is where they are mistaken. I maybe a bit slow on getting things accomlished but I get i

Things I Think You All Should Know
Ford, Chrysler and GM's contributions after 9/11 'CNN Headline News did a short news listing regarding Ford and GM's contributions to the relief and recovery efforts in New York and Washington. The findings are as follows..... 1. Ford- $10 million to American Red Cross matching employee contributions of the same number plus 10 Excursions to NY Fire Dept. The company also offered ER response team services and office space to displaced government employees. 2. GM- $10 million to American Red Cross matching employee contributions of the same number and a fleet of vans, suv's, and trucks. 3. Daimler Chrysler- $10 million to support of the children and victims of the Sept. 11 attack. 4. Harley Davidson motorcycles- $1 million and 30 new motorcycles to the New York Police Dept. 5. Volkswagen-Employees and management created a Sept 11 Foundation, funded initial with $2 million, for the assistance of the children and victims of the WTC. 6. Hyundai- $300,000 to the Amer

Thinking
I'm thinking about closing out my fubar account, I have been on it since a while before when it was still cherry tap, but I really don't have that many people on here that even talk to me. I don't see the point in being in a social site, if ur not socializing right? well, I wanna see what you all think.

Things That Are Irritating
seems that I keep running into the same thing all the time no matter where I go but hey that's fine cuz I always find a way to deal with it.never the less I have reached the ppoint in my level that now I can't rate anyones pics cuz I have rated to my limit for today and I can't load anymore pics till I level up.what irritates me about this is the fact that the site claimed to level up I would need to post a salute so I did and I am still a freakin barfly....WTF?!?!?! but never the less I will survive I guess but I am bummed that I cannot rate any of you people on here cuz there are alot of really nice people on here that have rated me and have friended me and hopefully this will be over soon so I can get back to rating all of you and you all know who you are toobecause you all chat with me every day.Stupid levels....there like social status's that say you can't do that cuz you're not good enough.I am good enough and I love all of you and love to show it to ya.All we need is love fuck t

36 Things I Want To Know About You...
I'M CURIOUS.... IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better! BE HONEST!! COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you? 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 12.)Q. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in

Things That Annoy Me
Honestly a social websites a social website but ppl here w/ their ways annoy me soooo much and I'll tell you and be straight up honest 1) What annoys me is when people (esp w/ THESE GIRLS OMG! think they own ppl and they try to make other ppl jealous of them......HONEY AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED W/ 'YOUR MEN' theyre not yours so shut the fuck up! 2) I mean it's nice to be attracted to someone your own sex....w/e I'm down with that but its annoying when ppl try to convert you to a homosexual...its a person choice whter they wanted to be homo or not 3) It annoys me when useless....esp ugly unspecial ppl give you an opposite votes on purpose 4) SOOOOOOOOO annoying.......THIS BOTHERS ME ALOT....when you make it an everyone mumm and the people seriosuly have no lives whatsoever and so bored that thry try and make the person feel bad....IKE SHUT THE FUCK UP TOO! 5) LASTLY, are people here just desperate? IT ANNOYS ME WHEN people are fu owners.......slaves....husband......wifey.

Things That I Am Thinking And Wanna Share With U
Well i would like a blast for my birthday doesn't matter how many days.... In return i will make u a salute pic with a thank u sign on it...and maybe sexy if u like... Yes Im Back after being gone for a day...its hard for me to explain why i made a new account..well one i don't want to cause drama and that isn't going to happen with anyone...i may not have a real pic up but i do have HOMEMADE PICS @ Salutes so u know i am real.. that are in my folders...safe and others...just a few changes here the name and pic.....still the same flirt u know... my 2nd wish is to get my crushes back that i lost..not sure who u were but damm it was nice to be notice...thank u..hope to get u back sometime..looking for some new friends and old friends...come by and check me out...i won't bite and if i do it won't be hard...im looking for someone to crush also to be honest...just not ready yet but i have a few in mind...have a great day... ooo wow my white water rafting is next weekend..so i wo

Think About It!
I served in the Army during Vietnam. Back then, our entire unit was stoned most of the time. When we weren't, we were disinformation junkies. That's another phrase for twisting or spinning the truth of what really happened. Since I left the service [WHEW!] I tried to change things the "patriotic" way and ended up a political prisoner of the United States Government. I have come to the realization that change really starts at home. You can't change society because everyone has an opinion and most people are brainwashed and believe everything they see on television and are spoon-fed by our government-controlled media ... [WOW! This is some deep shit!] Fortunately, I'm not one of those who has mortgage payments. I live near a lake in Texas and this so called "bad economy" doesn't really bother me that much, because I know from past experience and a decent college education that these slumps are cyclical. They turn around and go back up, whether the government props them up or no

Thing The Make Me Mad!
I Fucking Hate You - Godsmack Okay, this is the deal, I'm extremely mad at this bullshit with the NSFW stupidity..... Fubar can lick my dirty asshole and let me shit in their mouth and I can get kicked off and I really don't give a shit.... Today I had 100 pictures marked NSFW just cause I got giant tits and I can't hide that shit!!!!!! There are some fucking sluts that have mainly NSFW photos and many of those are in their default album and they are legends and shit like that but because I'm a stupid lil bitch and not a porn star or the hottest bitch on fubar I get my pictures marked NSFW... My Fu-Family here who talks to me lots and my real friends here know I do not write crap like this but it has come that time!!! When i went to the fubar support lounge i got kick out because I expressed myself, and then they start to mark all my pix they could NSFW. All they could say is that's the new NSFW rules and they came out with the excuse of THIS IS NOT AN ADU

Things Going On
Some of you already know that I have been going through some really bad times right now in my life. But only a very few of you know the in-depth story. That is why I have only been conversing with them lately since I just don't have it in me to re-trace everything right now. Please don't take offense if I don't respond to your messages or shouts the next few days, it's just better that way for me right now. Thanks to everyone who has shown sincere concern for me. I don't get out very often and me true friends on here have been a real God-sent to me. I love you all dearly. If anyone wants to know for sure if I am doing well, please contact my Aunt Nyne here. Just tell her I sent you. She is my #1 friend and family member. *~*Nyne*~*{DevAngel}@ fubar I need to leave for a while & take care of some things, but plan on being back on tonight. Take care all my friends. I love you all so much!

Things I've Learned
Things I've learned ~ Author Unknown I've learned. . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I've learned. . . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I've learned. . . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I've learned. . . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned. . . that it's taken me a long time to become the person I want to be. I've learned. . . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I've learned. . . that you can keep going long after you think you can't. I've learned. . . that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I've learned. . . that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I've learned. . . that regardless of how hot and

Thinking.........
I've been on Fubar since it was Lost Cherry. But I have seen lots of changes that I don't like. There are people on here that want to delete me because they send a message in my shout box and if I don't respond (By The Way my sound stays off on Fubar) they automatically think I am ignoring them, so they want to delete me. Well if thats what they want its all fine and good. I am to the point to where I am just about ready to delete my own account between guys getting mad because I don't respond and others because I don't do cam. (And never will as far as cam sex goes). So please if you have a problem with me then by all means PLEASE Delete me, cause my friends know how to reach me and I have made some good friends on here. What would you guys do? I'm not gonna lower my standards for no one, sorry.

Think First
I sincerely apologize to any I offended with my mumm yesterday. I made a mistake. Sorry all Before you decide to take a step to hit a woman or a child, you better stop and think. That woman and that child don't deserve to be hit no matter what. Karma always comes back on you in the end, and you will get back 10 fold what you have dealt.

Things I Wrote
Happiness is a choice I've always known it. I just haven't always cared enough to fight for the choices I make. So what inspired this change of heart, you might ask...well, I don't know. I woke up today, with all the reasons in the world to just bitch and moan, but I was somehow refreshed and full of life. It was quite surprising, even to a self-proclaimed eternal optimist. I woke up and made the decision. I decided to be happy. HAPPY! What a fucking joy it is to just up and decide I'm gonna have a good day. Whatever happens, I'm gonna shake it off, roll with the punches, take it in stride and fly by the seat of my pants. You have no idea how hard it is for me to let go and lose control, yet that's what I'm doing. Something, someone, someway, somehow, helped me conquer my fear enough to take a chance, take a risk, make a change and break away. (He knows who he is and I thank him everyday for being in my life.) Break away from my doubts. My insecurities. My reluctancy to start wit

41 Things That Make You Go Hhhhhmmmmmm?
1. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? 2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? 3. If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex in the box? 4. When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose? 5. Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through teller machines? 6. How did a fool and his money get together? 7. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan? 8. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 9. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? 10. What's another word for thesaurus? 11. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? 12. What do they use to ship Styrofoam? 13. Why is abbreviation such a long word? 14. Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? 15. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 16. How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes? 17. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns bec

Think About It
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After that we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage. We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, are able to go on a nice vacation, when we retire. The truth is, there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges. It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. One of my favorite quotes comes from Alfred D Souza. He said, "For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid.

5 Things You Did Not Know About Your Cell Phone
5 Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do For all the folks with cell phones. (This should be printed and kept in your car, purse, and wallet. Good information to have with you.) There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find Yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is an Emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to Establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly, this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys In the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone

Thinking Of You...
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does he think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a guy I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you rlf

Things That Make You Go....hmmmmm
I was shocked, confused, bewildered As I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of it all, Nor the lights or its decor. But it was the folks in Heaven Who made me sputter and gasp-- The thieves, the liars, the sinners, The alcoholics, the trash. There stood the kid from seventh grade Who swiped my lunch money twice. Next to him was my old neighbor Who never said anything nice. Herb, who I always thought Was rotting away in hell, Sitting pretty on cloud nine, And looking incredibly well. I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal? I would love to hear Your take. How'd all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake. And why's everyone so quiet, So somber? Give me a clue." "Hush, child," said He, "they're all in shock. No one thought they'd be seeing you." Judge NOT

Thinkin
OKAY SORRY MY FUBAR FRIENDS BUT I HAD TO MAKE A TUFF, I DECISION IN LIFE. DO I WANT MY HUSBAND OR DO I WANT TO CONTINUE TO PLAY AROUND ON FUBAR FOREVER. I HAVE MADE MY DECISION. MY HUSBAND COMES FIRST IN MY LIFE AS WELL AS HE SHOULD NOW AND ALWAYS. IN TWO MONTHS, I WILL B LEAVING THIS PLACE AND TRADING IT IN FOR A BETTER ONE WITH MY HUSBAND. HE NEEDS ME AS WELL AS I NEED HIM. IT IS TIME FOR ME TO GET OUT OF THIS FANTCY WORLD AND GET BACK TO THE REAL ONE. SO I AM REALLY QUITING IN TWO MONTHS AND CLOSING MY ACCOUNT. I THANK ALL MY FRIENDS THAT HELPED THRU EVERYTHING AND THE ONES THAT MADE ME LAUGH AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.THE ONES THAT GAVE ME A CHANCE WHEN NO ONE ELSE WOULD. THANK U ALL FOR BEING SO SUPPORTIVE OF ME. P.S. I AM KEEPING MY YAHOO AND MSN ON SO IF U WANT TO STAY THERE LET ME KNOW SOON. THERE IS A FEW OF YOU THAT I WILL KEEP ON YAHOO ANYWAY. MY REAL LIFE NEEDS ME AND I NEED MY REAL LIFE TOO. IF I WANT TO KEEP THE MAN OF MY DREAMS,MY HUSBAND HAPP

Things About Me
Ok, my wife was making fun of me the other day for all of the things that I've done in my past. So, I thought I would list them for whoever gives a crap. 1. Movie theater projectionist (High School) 2. TV/Appliance Delivery (H.S.) 3. Church Nursery attendant (H.S.) 4. Disc jockey (College) 5. Summer Camp Riverfront director (College) 6. Summer Intern Youth director (College) 7. Youth/Children's Minister (College) 8. Church Pastor (College) 9. Fire suppression inspector (TN) 10. Motorola Store manager (TN) 11. ADT Salesperson (TN) 12. City Fireman (TN) 13. Tire salesperson (TN) 14. Disc jockey (TN) 15. Vending delivery driver (TN) 16. TV producer (TN) 17. Asst. Loss Control Manager (AR) 18. City Fireman (AR) 19. City police officer (AR) 20. Health & Safety Manager (KY) 21. Safety Manager (KY-Present) Any questions? Go ahead and ask away.

Things I Have Learned About Being Murdered...uh Married.
Oh allergies...sweet allergies. They fuck up on me during spring, summer, and autumn...AND WHEN SOMEONE SMELLS LIKE A FRENCH WHORE!!! Why must someone bathe in cologne or perfume especially one that stinks? Oh yeah I so got yelled at this morning for rolling down the windows in the car because he had bathed in his whorish cologne. *gasps for air* I'm not the type of person that likes to go out to dinner all the time...once in a great while I'll get that wild hair up my ass for some take out or whatever. My point on this subject...I cook...I mean actually COOK. His grand idea of cooking is going out to dinner or a fucking can of tuna. WTF??? I bust my ass for hours trying to fix a nice dinner and his idea of cooking is opening a can of tuna and adding some pickles and mayo...YUCK!!! This goes back to the CHICKEN thing...chicken yummy...anything else nasty. 10. If you had a social life before you got married, you can go ahead and kiss it good-bye. Especially in my case since I've lost

213 Things You Can't Do In The Army
Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn‘t allowed to do. He collected those things into a hillarious list and posted them to the web. The site hadn‘t been updated in a couple of years and has since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. A couple favorites: 2. My proper military title is ‘Specialist Schwarz‘ not ‘Princess Anastasia‘. and 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot. 1) Not allowed to watch Southpark when I‘m supposed to be working. 2) My proper military title is ‘Specialist Schwarz‘ not ‘Princess Anastasia‘. 3) Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic. 4) Not allowed to challenge anyone‘s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair. 5) Not allowed to get silicone breast implants. 6) Not allowed to play ‘Pulp Fiction‘ with a suction-cup dart p

Thinking Out Loud
I am tring to think of things that I could add to my stash since I have none. What kinds of things do you all have in your stash? Please give me some ideas or suggestions. I have noticed since I have been on this site that some people have RL Spouses, which I assume means Real Life Spouses and some people have FU Spouses which I assume to be pretend spouses just for in here. How does the FU Spouse thing work? Do you just ask someone to be your FU Spouse or is it usually a situation where you know the person pretty well first? Just curious. And just for the fun of it, any females on here can leave a message indicating whether or not you would be willing to be my FU-wife. LOL. I am working on selecting my top friends. If you are in my friends list and you want to be listed as one of my top friends, respond to this blog and tell me why you should be one of my top friends. I can't put everyone in that list.

Things I've Learnt Living In Texas
Things Ive learnt living in Texas 1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas . 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas . 4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. 5. 'Onced' and 'Twiced' are words. 6. It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy. 7. 'Jaw-P?' means, 'Did y'all go to the bathroom? 8. People actually grow and eat okra. 9. 'Fixinto' is one word. 10. There is no such thing as 'lunch.' There is only dinner and then there is supper. 11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. 12. Backwards and forwards means, 'I know everything about you.' 13. The word 'jeet' is actually a phrase meaning, 'Did you eat?' 14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too d

Things I Want
HELLO EVERYONE. I WAS WANTING TO SEE WHICH SWEETHEART OR NICE GUY OUT OF MY FRIENDS HERE WOULD BUY VIPER HIS FIRST 3-7 DAY BLAST ON FUBAR. THE PERSON WHO DOES IT I WILL DEFINATELY ADD THEM IN MY BLAST TO HAVE ALL STOP BY THEM AS WELL. IT WILL BE WORTH YOUR WHILE AND NOT ONLY THAT IM A GOOD FRIEND OF YOURS. RIGHT?? OK THEN SO LET ME KNOW

Things You Might Want To Know About Me
-- my favorite actor is john travolta, i want to marry him. haha. -- my favorite concert ive even been to was either dave matthews band or corey smith, a local country singer -- i love going to concerts -- i hate drama in my own life but love to know about other peoples -- i dont take advice but give people the same advice i chose to ignore -- i love the beach -- i dont have any tattoos yet, but i want a small peace sign on my ankle -- i drive a old volvo. the ac doesnt work, its got black leather seats, and its hot as hell in the summer. but i love my car. -- i have tons of jewelry that i never really wear. my favorite piece that i DO wear are my peace sign earrings -- smiling is good for the soul -- i like gummy candies and those after dinner mints -- i talk a lot, and i always have story to tell, even if they arent always good ones. -- my favorite drink is captain morgans & diet coke -- i smoke newports, ewww. -- im a scorpio, and i fit the description of a scorpio to

Things That I Think About
ok so here is a run down of my last 3 b-days my 21st was crap cuz my girlfriend went to west verginia with some friends of mine to the rainbow gathering my 22 was destroyed by her again when she cheated on me and on top of that i damn near killed some one that i was camping with cuz they pissed me off my 23rd wasnt so bad sept i had to work and didnt get to even selebrate after work cuz i only had 3 hrs to sleep befor i had to go back and well didnt do any thing for almost a month after now its my 24th and the outlook is already grim. i really dont have any friends (besides those that live with me ) to go do any thing with my GF of 6 yrs just left me. and im going fucking nutts. well im signin this as FUCKED in montana.....lol the feeling of being twisted and turned hate atempting to destroy the kindness feelings of lust have destroyed those of love wishing for the feeling of pain to end wanting to once again feel the warm touch of some one who cares tired of h

Things Mama Don't Know
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10 Things I Hate About Myself
1.. I hate having thin hair lol 2. I hate it that i dont make good money 3. I hate being depressed too much 4. I hate that I cant get what I want 5.I hate life sometimes but dont we all 6. I hate it I had to sell my car 7. I hate fake people 8. I hate that i cant get another job in the same field i work 9. I cant have who i want :( 10 I hate not getting some Just kidding on that one Well I was asked to open my,nsfw for friends so I did lol my new website

Things I Like...
* Get your drunk ass off the carousel. * Can you solve this puzzle? You are riding on a beautiful white horse. On your left side is a drop off. On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion. In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them. Behind you is a stampede of horses. What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation? For the answer....read next blog! When i dont call you [ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] When i walk away from you mad [ Follow me ] When i stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When i start cussing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] When im quiet [ Ask me whats wrong ] When i ignore you [ Give me your attention ] When i pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me im beautiful ] When you see me start crying [ Just hold me and dont say a word ] When im scared [ Protec

Things That Piss Me Off
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started.... ********************************************************* I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $10.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's when the fight started. ************************************************************************ After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'Th

Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm!
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap . There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing this as a public service.

15 Things
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I now work-out 5 days a week to lose my "extra baggage" 2. I have zero drama in my life. And will always avoid those tring to bring me drama 3. I don't like children (outside of family) and will never have them. 4. I love to travel and will one day see the world. 5. I forget to call people back (alot) 6. I love sports / Most crime shows / animals / Music 7. Duh, I sing alot of Karaoke 8. I typically don't have a problem with saying whats on my mind, and I'm usually very polite about it (mainly becuase people hate that). 9. I'm very good at debates. 10. I have about 7 GREAT friends that I really care about, and I'm happy with that (I wo

Things About Me
My Family Family is sacred Wonderful and great People you can't live without They are Gods gift Loving and thoughtful I could never live without them I thank the Lord every day That I have a perfect family Online and offline family I love them all They are so good to me During the night and day My family grows In large quantities And I'm thankful For them all Written By Majesta a.k.a. Maj a.k.a Payne I've found me a wonderful man, a couple of you know him from a lounge I used to go into. But he makes me feel so good about myself and he respects me and his family and friends like me already and have told me that other than his kids that I am the best thing that has happened to him. I find it very cool. My mom likes him which is good. I will end up moving to where he is. I'm excited and scared at the same time because I'm not used to being accepted by a guy for who I am. But everything will work out and I know I will be happy with him. Name? - Majest

Things I've Made
So recently I've been learning to make "spammers" Mind you, I learned YESTERDAY lol Here's a few I made already It's very time consuming and I barely know what I'm doing but I think I've got a good handle on it so far. What do you think?!

Things Kids Say
The kids are constantly in and out of the livingroom. Well during one of the younest's trips into the livingroom. he sees my paper from my salute that i did last nite. And as he is looking as it. He informs me that my "i" in tink is upside down.. Poor guy was completely confused when i told him i knew and that mommy did that on purpose.. lol Him and his brother are constantly informing hubby and I that we dont write anyway. We scribble... ha ha ha

Things I Want U 2 Know
THIS FAMILY CONSISTS OF A FEW (15-20) AT THE MOST FRIENDS WHO LOVE TO HELP EACH OTHER. WE HAVE TRIED OTHER FAMILIES AND WE ALL SEEM TO BE "OUTKASTS", SO A FEW OF US TALKED AND HERE WE ARE. IF YOU WANT TO BE IN A FAMILY WHO LOVES TO BOMB AND LEVEL HERE WE ARE! WE ALL GIVE 110% AND WON'T SETTLE FOR MEMBERS WHO DON'T GIVE THE SAME! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BUY THINGS TO BE A FAVORITE MEMBER JUST HELP AND BE HELPED! SOUND GOOD? WELL THEN SEND ME A MESSAGE LETTING ME KNOW YOU WANT IN AND IF YOU ARE IN A GIVEAWAY OR CONTEST.

Things Ive Come Acrossed
A snuff film or snuff movie is a theoretical genre that depicts the death or murder of a person or people without the aid of special effects for the purpose of distribution and entertainment Problems of definition As of 2008, neither the Motion Picture Association of America, the Federal Communications Commission, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, nor any U.S. law enforcement agency have put forth legislation or terminology that would define the term "snuff film" authoritatively. Some possible definitions include a number of acts (killing of animals, faked deaths, suicides and murders) which are filmed and only later distributed. In most cases the only motive to risk any exposure of the filmmakers' involvement is commercial. Some definitions state that snuff films must be pornographic in nature. [2] However, the most common definition of a snuff film is of a motion picture showing the actual murder of a human being that is produced, perpetrated, and distributed solely fo

Things To Myself
Now as the darkness surrounds me, I feel as I have never felt before. You look at me like I'm stupid, but you have no idea what I go through. I block your face out of my mind but you don't go away. I cant stand the way you look at me with that fake "I care" look. leave me alone you cant change me. I refuse to change. The more you try to get to me the more I will resist your words. Maybe one day you'll see, you can't change someone who is set in their ways Don't send me away it wont help. You're stupid you're crazy. But not as crazy as me. Your thoughts and words will not affect me. I have learned to ignore everything you say. Hopefully you will understand I cant change I wont change I WILL go my own way! Part of me is engulfed with silenced sin. And when I want to shed my heart, all I do is hide in my skin. The pen won't release its ink, reflecting what I feel within. Rusty thoughts feast on my life, a trial made of tin. So I don'

Thinking Of Not Renewing My Vip
Hello all, Since Fubar decided to let members be able to re-rate profiles, I have been seriously considering not renewing my VIP come August because for one, if I did, that would take away from the 100 11's that I have and I don't think it's a real good idea to be re-rating profiles but as that saying goes, that's my opinion and you know what they say about opinions too. If there was a better way which I think there is, namely allowing members to use their fu-bucks to buy more 11's than I think that would make re-rating profiles a lot more interesting besides, for having over 700 friends, that would take 7 days or more to just re-rate everyone's profile, that's ridiculous! So I would say, it's a 60-40 possibility that I won't renew my VIP come August here so if I don't, I hope people understand that and not be upset with me about it either.

10 Things About Me Nobody Rly Needs To Know
I'm in a really random mood so please take pity on me and rate this! Even though it prolly makes no sense. Anyway, here it is-top 10 things nobody really needs to know about me! 1) I am addicted to Cadbury Peppermint chocolate and TeeVee Snacks. I don't know why, i just am. They taste so good and keep me up til stupid times on sugar highs. 2) I am an outrageous flirt when i'm drunk. But most people are...I just try to keep myself in check by only getting smashed when i'm with my 'responsible' friends. 3) I will argue to the death with someone when i know i'm right. I have been accused of being stubborn, pig headed and an evil little cow because of this. 4) My fave drink is the ABC shot...if u don't know what this is, ur missing out! But i'll never turn down a vodka and raspberry. 5) I will dance to anything, anywhere at anytime. I don't care how i look, i just love to move 6) I don't fall in love easily. I don't trust many people and I never let anybody see my real em

Things That Make Me Cry
Goodbye Time / Blake Shelton It's your life, you say you need a change Don't all the dreams we've seen come true mean anything You say it's different now and you keep staring at the door How can you walk away, don't I matter anymore? If being free is worth what you leave behind And if it's too late for love to change your mind Then it's goodbye time. --- Instrumental --- If we had known our love would come to this We could have saved our hearts the hurt of wasted years Well, it's been fun, what else can I say If the feelings gone words won't stop you anyway. If being free is worth what you leave behind And if it's too late for love to change your mind Then it's goodbye time, goodbye baby... Sometimes it hurts too much to say goodbye to someone you love.... when I hear this song.... It breaks my heart every time.... Don't Say Goodbye by Skillet Things are changing It seems strange and I need to figure this out You've got your life I got mine

Thinking About The Questions People Ask!!!
Okay yea its just thoughts, dont mind spelling and punctuaion. I try but when my thoughts just flow they dont get spell checked cause I will change what I was writing, so yea here is my rant! Okay guys, Ive been told that im "hot" and i believe that im pretty, but if were having a conversation about how hot you think I am, thats not a conversation thats a thought being repeated out loud over and over! I do NOT live my life on the internet! You shouldnt either its not good for a person. I get offline all the time. Dont sit here all day and wait for me to log online, thats rediculus and borderline stalkerish. So yea dont tell me crap like that. Don't tell me you know what Im thinking, obviously you dont if you have to keep telling me that Im thinking or that Im in deep thought. If im taking time to talk to you im not in that deep of thought! Okay and the last one for now. I may have a hot body to some, but no you cant have a nudie pic, Im not getting on cam to show you my

Things I Wrote
When you're feeling down and blue, And you don't think you'll get through, Remember, "I love you." When life gets rough, Making things tough, Remember, " I love you." When things don't look true, And all is getting you down, Remember, " I love you." When you lose hope, Don't give up just, Remember, " I love you." When you look to the skies, And ask for help, Remember, " I love you." When you open your heart, To love you will, Remember, " I love you." What Is A True Friend?? Is it someone who will always be there Or someone who will never be around? Is it someone who will lend a shoulder to cry on Or someone who will walk away without a care? Is it somone who will listen with sympathy Or is it someone who will judge you? Is it someone who will hold you close when you get scared Or is it someone who will push you away? Is it somone who will be like you Or someone who is like a ghost and not there? You are my True Friend. This po

Things Happen To Our Area!
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Thinking About ........
LEAVEING FUBAR AFTER MY VIP IS UP .... NO ONE CARES ANYWAYS ...... I FEEL LIKE I DONT HAVE ANY TRUE FRIENDS ANYMORE ....WELL MAYBE ONE OR TWO BUT THAT IS ABOUT IT ........

Things On My Mind...
I’m not perfect, I annoy you… And piss you off, I say stupid shit… But then take it back. Put all that aside…. You’ll never find a woman That will love you more than I loved you… You can only push a girl away for so long Until she walks out of your life on her own. So be careful and make sure this is what you want… Because once she turns around, She isn’t EVER coming back!

Things That Make You Humm
Summary of the eRumor: The email comes with pictures that are described as waves that have frozen in place because of freezing temperatures. (Pictures below.) The Truth: There are a couple of versions of this eRumor. One says the pictures are from Antarctica. Another says the pictures are of Lake Huron in Michigan. Both claim that the temperature was so cold that the waves froze in midair. In reality, the pictures were taken by a researcher from the University of New South Wales in Australia named Tony Travouillon. He told TruthOrFiction.com that the pictures were snapped in Antarctica near a French research station called Dumont D'Urville. He posted the pictures on his website along with other photos from when he was working at a base called Dome C in the Antarctic where he's part of a research project with Cal Tech in Pasadena, California. Dome C is a research site that is more than 10,000 feet above sea level. It's one of the coldest places on earth with an a

80 Things You May Not Know About Me...
....How big is your bed? Futon ....What are you listening to right now? The fan and snuglz meowing ....What is your favorite number? 21 and 2 ....What was the last thing you ate? Snickers Candy Bar ....Last person you hugged? Carrie ...How is the weather right now? Sunny and Hot! ....Who was the last person you talked to on the phone or text? Devin ....What do you find sexy in the opposite sex? eyes, and well he's Hot lol ....Favorite type of Food? Taco's ....Do you want children? I have 2 ....Do you drink? once in awhile ....Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? Use too.. ....Hair color? Red like always ....Eye color? Green ....Do you wear contacts/glasses? glasses ....Favorite holiday? None ....Favorite Season? Fall ....Last Movie you Watched? What happened in vegas ....Wh

Things About Me
50 Things About Me Survey 1. What is your best friends name? Chrissy 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Pink 3. What are you listening to right now? water running 4. Whats your favorite number? 7 5. What was the last thing you ate? Spaghetti w/ litte meatballs 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Pink 7. How is the weather right now? sunny 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Chrissy 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes & smile 10. Do you have a significant other? Married 11. Favorite TV show? Grey's Anatomy, Army Wives, Bill Engvall 12. Siblings? 2 13. Height? 5'0 14. Hair color? brown 15. Eye Color? hazel 16. Do you wear contacts? No 17. Favorite Holiday? Christmas 18. Month? April & July 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? no, there's always reason, it's a matter if I admit the reason 20. What was the last movie you watched? Dane Cook 21. Favorite Day of

Things I Miss....
I miss.... The smell of Agree shampoo. The feel of a warm summer rain, hoping to the porch for protection when the clouds burst then running barefoot through the puddles immediately after. Long walks through the mountain. Swimming in Harvey's Creek, the water too cold and the rocks so slimy you had to wear your sneakers. Swinging from the cherry tree branches. Catching the brass ring on the carousel. EAST COAST PIZZA!! Zoom. (ok I don't really but it was a memory lol) My father. Dancing to Disco and not feeling it was weird. (told ya I'd be dating myself) Picking Lily of the Valley in an old dilapidated cemetery. Shoveling snow to earn a dollar Milk for .25 a gallon Payphone call .10 I miss when 100 pennies was a LOT of coin!! Casey Kasem's American Top 40 Countdowns every Sunday afternoon Hanging clothes on the line to dry. Rolling down big hills in refrigerator boxes. Feathered hair. Planet of the Apes on Friday nights. Mr. Softee the ice cream man

Things To Remember
IT OCCURES TO ME TODAY THAT A LOT OF YOU ON HERE HAVE A LOVED ONE SERVING OUR AND YOUR COUNTRY IN THE MILLITARY. THIS BLOG IS A SALUTE TO YOU FOR THE SACRAFIC YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND LOVED ONES ARE MAKING. CHEERS, PRAYERS, AND GOOD HEALTH AND LOVE TO YOU ALL. Sometimes thoughts just occure to me and today's thought was that parenting is the hardest job in the world and to do it alone is even 10 times harder. So..... Love and respect to all of you that put your little ones to bed without the help of a partner. God see your hard work even if few others appreciate it. If your kids dont now, just know that some day they will. A good relationship should not be hard all of the time. If it is, you need to ask yourself is it worth it. Life is short so don't settle for fair or good when great could be out there!

Things
I walk this world in morning while its still dark Wanting to see and waiting to hear the song of the morning lark The world seems to be at peace with its self For a moment,i have fear that i have found my death will finish late In the heat of a long hot summer day The beast of hate and sadness begins to play Friend by friend he will destoy and kill Nothing can stop his cruel hateful will He can not stop till all he holds dear is gone There he stands alone waiting for the song The one who sings the song of is not there Now there is a coldness he can not bear In the heat of a long hot summer day Everything once loved and dear has decayed

Things That Cross Your Mind
CANT.....WONT I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WAS YOUR CLAIM WHEN YOU STEPPED TO ME NOW AS I LOOK BACK I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE BUT ITS NOT WHO I SEE I KNOW WHO I AM AND I WANT WHAT I WANT IF YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE........THINK AGAIN IM NOT BRAGGING BUT HEY IT IS WHAT IT IS I ALWAYS COME CORRECT BRINGING MY"A" GAME ALWAYS ON POINT MORE THAN ENOUGH PERHAPS TOO MUCH FOR YOU CAUSE IM THE REAL DEAL AND I WONT WAIT FOR YOU THAT I CANNOT DO..... SEE HOW IM BEING TRUE WITH YOU NO LESS THAN I ASK FROM YOU I WILL GO ON WITH OR WITHOUT YOU SO NOW YOU KNOW ,CAUSE I HAVE LAID IT OUT SO NOW ITS UP TO YOU WHAT WILL YOU DO? CAUSE I HAVE ALREADY SAID IT I WONT WAIT....CANT WAIT I DONT HAVE TOO Lie Clock" message A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.

Thinking
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you can go back in time and take back something you did. I think we all have but also to have to think of the consequences of what could happen. There's somethings that I have done to ruin stuff in my life whether it would be with friends or relationships. I've learned that you should always tell someone how you feel and never keep feelings bottled up. This doesn't just go for that one woman or man you care about but also family. I've lost my dad in September 28, 2004 and the one thing I regret is not telling I loved him before he died and I don't know when the last time I told him I loved him in person. I've heard it all like "he knows you loved him". Never leave something unsaid cause it can come back and kick you in the butt. So you treasure your family and friends and hold no grudges no matter how hard it is. A grudge can leave you bitter inside and eat away at you. It's hard to forgive someone. I wish I could go back and re

Things Learned By Hearing My Neighbor Having Sex...
1) It is still unacceptable to use the word “cunt” while in the throes of passion. For example, saying “Yeah…I’m gonna pound that cunt” will still get you a swift kick in the balls. Even worse, you’re not getting any pussy from the girl whatsoever. You fail. 2) “Can I? Can I?” = May I please stick my penis in your butt. Now, if you’re going to ask this question, you better be damn sure she’s going to say “Yes, you may.” Because if she says no, she’ll act like you just called her a cunt. You fail again. 3) She would always come home with a guy she met at the bar. And the guy would always have a bag from Taco Bell in his hands. So…Guy and Girl meet at bar. Girl invites Guy back to her apartment. Guy and Girl stop at Taco Bell. Guy and Girl have sex. Therefore, Guy + Girl + Girl’s apartment + Taco Bell = Sex. So guys, buy a girl Taco Bell and then go to her apartment and you’re in like Flynn. 4) Thugs/Gangsta-types last no more than an hour. For the physical act of sex itself, th

42 Things
42 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 42 things about your friends, and let them learn 42 things about you! Send back to me and to several more friends!! 1. Do you like blue cheese?-- no 2. Have you ever smoked?--- Yes and i still do 3. Do you own a gun?--- yes 4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite?- fruit punch 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?--- Yes 6. What do you think of hot dogs?---There ok but not my fav food 7. Favorite Christmas movie?--- Santa Clause w/ Tim Allen 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?-- Water 9. Can you do push ups?---yes but not as many as i once could 10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? my wedding ring its the only piece of jewelry i wear 11. Favorite hobby? fishing 12. Do you have A.D.H.D.?--- no but my son does 13. What's your weight?--- too damn heavy lol 285 14. Middle name?---- Ronald 15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?--- My wife,

The Things I Am Going To Do To You
…..I turn you around and push you to the closest wall, I raise both your hands high over your head and together so I can hold you with one hand and have one free hand. Spreading your legs with my foot my free hand gracefully caresses the inside of your arm then flipping your long dark hair over your left shoulder placing my hand back on your shoulder blade kissing sucking your neck and slowly dropping my right arm as to caress your side down lower toward your perfectly shaped ass. I planted the palm of my right hand firmly flat against the inside of your left thigh and slide it tightly into your warm and very wet pussy lifting you slightly onto your toes! You now feel both my hands on your waist and I start to bite you softly high on your back and slowly working my way down your back speeding up and getting harder the closer I get to your ass. I now squat down with my thumbs pointing inward grabbing the back of your legs sliding them higher till they nestle well into the crevice of whe

Things That Make Me Go Hmmmm
Spray on condoms! Finally, science has given us something worthwhile. Or uh, yeah..something like that... .....Hence his idea for a spray-on condom. The prototype, which began testing last year, consists of a hard plastic tube with nozzles that spray liquid latex from all directions, much like the water jets in the tunnel of a car wash. According to Krause, there are numerous advantages to his spray-on condom. "The condom fits 100% perfectly, so the safety is much higher than a standard condom's, and it feels more natural." But there are some stumbling blocks. The men who tested the spray-on condom had a few hesitations, Krause says. Some were "a little bit afraid to use the tube" and would only try it on their fingers. Others worried that the mechanism, which hisses as it sprays, might ruin the mood. But the most serious problem with the design — which is what has kept the product off the market thus far — is that the latex takes too long to dry. Liquid latex currently take

Think I'll Become Trailer Trash.......
I don't want to pay property or state taxes anymore..... Think I'll become trailer trash....... What do you think?

Thing I've Learned From Children
the following came from a mother in Austin Texas(honest&no kidding) things she learned from her children 1.A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq.ft house 4inches deep 2.If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades they can ignite 3.In a crowded restaurant , a 3 yr olds voice is louder than 200 adults 4.If you hook a dog leash over a cieling fan,the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing batman underwear and a superman cape 5.when using a cieling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times to get a hit 6.the glass in windows9even double pain)doesnt stop a baseball hit by a cieling fan 7.when you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh" its already to late 8.brake fluid mixed with clorox makes smoke and lots of it 9.certain leggos will pass through the digestive tractof a 4 yr old 10.play doh and microwave should not be used in the same sentence 11.super glue is forever 12.no matter how muc

Things That Make You Go Hmmmm . . .
Like a lot of folks in this state I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass. Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check????? (from a Maryland resident to his Senator) The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes 309 Hart Senate Office Building Washington DC , 20510 Dear Senator Sarbanes, As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Servi

Things Takin For Granted
have u ever took the time to think of everythin u take for granted?? the smell of the mornin air,the sun upon ur skin,to hear someone say they love u,the laughter of ur children! no one knows how long they have so today everytime u look at somethin think would u miss it if it was gone? make sure if u love someone let them know casue who is to say ur gonna be here tomarrow to do!

Things On My Public Profile
Ok all, sometime ago I put a "Crush This" thing on my profile and what gets me is only one person has said they had or have a crush on me and it's my girlfriend but I don't think there is anything wrong if another woman let's me know that they have a crush on me either so come on ladies, go for it, my goodness! Plus, I just recently as of today put a Kissing Booth up too, so if you want to lay one on me and leave me a message, go for it!

Things About Aquarians
Aquarius Characterisctics and Profile Provided by Tarot.com The symbol for Aquarius is the Water-Bearer, a universal man who is pouring forth water from a jug. This universal man represents the community of mankind. The waters of life flow, like ideas coming from the unrestrained mind. Many people mistakenly think that Aquarius is a water sign, but it is an intellectual air sign. As such, Aquarius can be interested in concepts and ideas. Because of its universality, Aquarius can seem somewhat detached from personal emotions. It's not that you Aquarius don't have feelings; it's just that yours are different from most others. You dance to the beat of a different drummer. Aquarius can be good communicators as long as you stay in the mental realms. Aquarius are friendly, but can become uncomfortable as you discuss your feelings. In fact, your friends are very important to you and Aquarius might be involved with groups of like-minded people in a social club, a political action group

Things I Have Learned.
When the cams started on Fubar i was happy, because i love looking at cams and pictures. Lately however it seems that because i am 67 years old , i am not supposed to look at cams, I am too OLD i am led to believe, I have never disrespected anyone here on Fubar.  Please give me the same respect I afford to you.   Just because i look at your cam does not make  me a pervert any more then the 21 year old looking at you. If you see me checking you out don't be suprised that I am a Grandpa..  Hence the name Gramps.....Just close your cam to me, if that bothers you, not a big deal.LOL   Just remember that if you are broadcasting, anyone who opens your broadcast can see you.  NO age limit on the cams, you just have to control that your self and be aware that there are people older then 21 on here.LOL Thanks for letting me vent.  Have a good day. Over the years I have learned: You can catch more flys with Honey then you can with vinegar...if you want a bunch of flys hanging around. No matter w

20 Things A True Southerner Knows:
1)The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption. 2)Pretty much how many fish make up a mess. 3)What general direction Cattywumpus is. 4)That "gimme sugar" don't mean "pass me the sugar." 5)That when somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long. 6)How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store. 7)Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits! 8)A good dog is worth its weight in gold. 9)Real gravy don't come from the store. 10)When "by and by" is. 11)How to handle their "pot likker". 12)The difference between "pert near" and "a right far piece." 13)The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and white trash. 14)At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice. 15)Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. 16)You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll 'em up past the elbows. 17)You should never lend your tools, pick-up, o

Thinking Of Getting A Tattoo.
I've finally decided that I'd like to get a tattoo. I'm going to place the original pic in my pictures folder. SO right now I've been playing with editing it a bit and because I have a desperate love of women with curves I'll definitely need to improve upon that quality. I'm thinking red hair and a deep purple dress. I don't know about the wings, I think I'll be removing them. I'm still open to more idea's, I guess that's why I'm writing this down. I also need to find an artist who has skills and style that I like. Not to mention the budgeting, but that's not the hardest part. Also, I don't know where I want to have it done, on me that is... I'd kind of like it in a place where I can enjoy it, but not sure. If you have any info you'd like to share then please do...

Things That Annoy The Shit Out Of Me
Ok this is just annoying to me. Maybe I'm just a hormonal bitch this week. Who knows. I like the fubar trains. Its a fun way to make new friends. Well there is one thing that really annoys me. Why do people join trains but then have their settings so that you have to be a friend to make a comment?? I'm sorry but I'm not going to rate you, fan you, add you as a friend and be able to remember to come back after you approve me to add the train comment. I mean I can understand that you might get comments you dont like. When that happens just hit the delete comment option. Ok Im done bitching.

Thinking Thinking Thinking
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her crap, you will receive more stuff than any one human being can handle

Things I Have Written
When We Move On When we move on we make a choice..... a choice to survive or to give up. A decission made that can change a life or two. When we move on we can do it in two different ways..... we can either do it by excepting what we can not change.... or we can dweal on the negative and never move on. When we move on it is expected that we make a choice..... a choice to live and be who we are...... and regardless we travel down the path that will challenge us. When we move on..... Life changes every moment, every minute. Life changes with a blink of an eye and a little thought. Life changes with choices made and sacrifices given. Life changes with an opening of your heart and your mind. Life changes when people pass through your life with more then you expect. Life just simply changes.... - happiness is a sudden breeze.... a drift in the wind. - happiness is taking a walk in the park.... under the stars and moon. - happiness is holding hands

Thing You Didnt Know
In the Amazon forests of Brazil and Venezuela, women of the Yanomami believe that for a child to grow strong they need to copulate frequently with many men during pregnancy. Combibophobia is the fear of sucking. Phagophobia is the fear of swallowing. Ptyalophobia is the fear of spitting. Sperm banks keep their donor semen at approximately -321 degrees Fahrenheit. Teachers are eight times more likely to be infertile than men with any other job. Twenty-eight percent of men feel they reach sexual climax too quickly. The Ancient Greeks believed semen was stored in a man's cranium. Film legend Marlene Dietrich claimed to have slept with John F. Kennedy when she was 62. A castrated male reindeer is called a bull. In a sex study, 45 percent of American men said they prefer to make love with the light on. Only 17 percent of American women prefer it that way. It took Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette seven years to consummate their marriage. During the fil

Think Pink Floyd Rocks
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Things I Write..[comment/rate If You Like Pls!]
A few semesters ago, I took an english writing course. My english teacher allowed us to turn in poetry, stories, anything to do with literature for extra credit. She approached me in the South building while I was waiting for my College Algebra class and asked me if I would write a poem about matters of the heart. For a happy, upbeat person, she really liked my dark style of writing. She entered it into a contest. So I thought I would share it with everyone else. :)   My Serpentine My only desire was to hideTo ebb the ache insideI can hear the voices laughing at my demiseForced to walk aloneBroken into pieces like my only homeNothing left of this manNothing left, not even prideMy memories thrown awryI feel like it's eating me aliveHelping me die insideNothing but remnants of a broken manI feel I've done all I canThis infection was just a lieI've lost all the vital parts of meFeeling the light, sense of smellNo longer blind but I cannot seeOf these consiquences I can't repentA path I

Things I Write
You are so inviting I see something in your eyes I know it forbidden but there is an unquestionable chemistry I feel that there is a reason for us meeting Maybe you are meant to help me get through the tough time i am having To give a shoulder to lean on when I need it and to pick me up when I fall Maybe it was so that we could both have someone to talk to about all the things we cant say to others You opened my eyes to things when you told me i deserved better, maybe I was something i needed to hear Or could it be that maybe one day down the road of life we will be meant to be one What ever this life gives us I know that I can hope you will never get tired of being my friend some times im happy some times i cry some times i just want to die but when you come around i feel so alive all my fear is gone and i can thrive when you hold me tight in your arms i feel safe from all harm by: NRM to some one very special i hope you know woh you are Some

Things I Enjoy
gotta enjoy ya some hotwing they can be spicy when ya want em to be sweet all the time make you smile at the though of having em next you you lips taste so good some times you think you might eat until you cant eat anymore mmmmmmmm gotta enjoy ya some hotwing i love to sit at home cuddled up to a good movie i hate sitting in from of the tv all day i love to walk in the park i hate to walk because i have to i love to have sex all night long i hate for a man to think all i am is a sex toy wonder why i wrote this dont even ask me i was just bored and wanted to do something silly

Things To Think On
Piestory Although history records numerous incidents of objects being thrown at public figures—as early as the first century AD Roman chroniclers were describing how the Emperor Nero was pelted with onions in the Colosseum—the use of the cream pie as a means of political protest is a relatively recent phenomenon. “In the past people have tended to express themselves by throwing eggs, vegetables or rotten cats,” says Barker. “That can be harmful, however. The whole thing about cream pies is that allows you to make your point without actually hurting anybody.” Two figures have been especially prominent in the rise of confectionery as an instrument of political protest. In the U.S. left-wing activist Aron Kay has been dubbed “The Pieman” for a whole series of attacks stretching across almost three decades, and including such victims as right-wing political commentator William F. Buckley, former CIA director William Colby and former New York Mayor Abe Beame. In Belgium, meanwhile

39 Things Every Man Needs To Know To Survive
1- A virgin don't ever drive a Z-28 2- Never bet the ranch on your prostate 3- If it has an Adam's Apple, it's probably a man 4- Never trust a gay gypsy with the palm of your hand 5- She didn't accidently get good in bed 6- You can't join the church if you're already dead 7- A work uniform ain't totally nude 8- Bream and bass ain't seafood 9- If there are guns in the house one better be yours 10- Don't get naked next to any fishing lures 11- If It's Girl Scout cookies, she's a little too young 12- If you say "I Do", be the ugly one 13- Don't ever let a bald man borrow your comb 14- Never play strip poker in a nursing home 15- Don't blame your pallbearers because they don't show if your buried in the middle of the Super Bowl 16- Let people borrow money & they'll leave you alone 17- Never fry bacon without a shirt on 18- Never spray water on a hornet's nest 19- A woman rarely aces the driver's test 20- The sign probably doesn't re

Thinking Of You.
Thinking Of You... All day and all night I'd been thinking of you About what you would do Hoping to talk to you tonight I am sitting on the couch Thinking about you and me Happy we finally met.. Moving my hands down your chest Were we gently hug and kiss Hoping for more days like this Lying in the bed with you just Made me smile just being with you Now I'm lying in my bed I almost fall a sleep That you're not here makes me sad And I just sit here wanting to be with you You are the one I really like And I wanna talk to you I keep on thanking the angles above That you are you and I'm glad we found each other.. rlf

Things Friends Made For Me
Things Friends made for Me

Think About This!
Think about this for a minute... If I happened to show up on your door step crying, Would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, Would you come? If I had one day left, to live my life; Would you be part of that last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, Would you give me yours? This is a test to see who your real friends are or if you are just someone to talk to you when they are bored . I just Did.....because you are my friend. Do you know what the relationship is between your two eyes? They blink together, they move together, they cry together, They see things together and they sleep together, BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER..that's what friendship is. Your aspiration is your motivation, your motivation is your belief, your belief is your peace, your peace is your target, your target is heaven, and life is like hell without it It's 'world best friends week'. Who is your best

Things To Buy
ok guys this is just my wish list.....if any of you guys would like to buy me any of these outfits below let me know an do it in a private message with the subject line saying outfit...let me know which outfit you would like to get.I will reply back with my address so that you can mail it,i will let you know the size an all when i know what outfit you are getting....the link for the site will be below the pic....i would apprecaite it alot....any outfit you buy u will get to see me in i will take a pic of me in it an post it up on here....i will do a dedacatied salute to you to with me in the outfit if ya would like.thank you for those that will do it if you need fubucks i can give you fubucks for you buying a outfit..ill give you 200,000 fubucks. http://www.flirtcatalog.com/p-84624-eyelet-short-set.aspx?pagenum=1&pagesize=50&sortby=name&prevurl=on-sale.aspx&prevcategoryid=875 http://www.flirtcatalog.com/p-82711-halter-top.aspx?pagenum=3&pagesize=50&sortby=name&prevurl

Thinking
If I could make a wish And have it last forever and a day, I would take you in my arms And this is where I'd stay. For ther's no one else I know That holds my heart like you, And I know someday, Baby, You'll realize this is true. If I could make a wish Your lips would be on mine, I'd slowly sip and savor you Like only the finest wine. For there's no one else I know That gives me so much pleasure, And I know someday, Baby, You'll see that you're my treasure. If I could make a wish Our bodies would unite, There's nothing I'd love more Than making love all night. For there's no one else I know Who gives me passion like you do, And I know someday, Baby, All my wished will come true. If I could make a wish I'd start by making things right, I'd take away all your doubts, And hold you through the night. For there's no one else I know Who with me, Makes the perfect rhyme, And I know someday, Baby. In another place in time. If I could make a wish I'd go to the next lifetime endless

Things That Irratate Me
if you are out there selling your self, such as bling packs to see your naked pics.. I am going to remove you, or not add you. really, if ya wanna show me somethin, and I wanna show you mine... fine.. You asking for a fee, there is youporn and thats free.. Lotsa other places too on the internet, so whatever..

Things That Make You Go Hrmm
The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary. My confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees, Christmas trees.. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees. It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, 'Merry Christmas' to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu . If people want a cr�che, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away. I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed aro

Things That P*ss Me Off
I'll probably get hate mail, hate in my shoutbox, and rated a 1..but quite frankly..i dont really care. I came on this site to meet people and to have fun.. I've met a ton of the most wonderful people who have touched my heart in ways that I cant even express in words. I also came here to spread awareness about my childrens disabilities. I enjoy going to other peoples pages and rate all of their pictures and fan them if they have a profile that is filled out.. I sometimes chat in afew lounges.. Today i posted a MuMM. I have posted one once before a while ago. It was stupid and Nobody looked at it. The one i posted today was technically NOT a mumm.. and I had realized that after the fact and even recognized that by posting a comment. HOLY MOLY .. all the haters. Apparently I have upset the whole MuMM community because they couldnt make up my mind..just throw useless stupid insults at me.. some were like 'i rated her a 1' .. WHAT ARE YOU? 8? Who gives a rats tushy what you rated

Think The Financial Crisis Is A Joke? Think Again!
Republican or Democrat I DON'T CARE! I'm really starting to get irritated by the fact that barely anyone is taking the stock market issues seriously. It seems no one understands how the economic crisis we are on the verge of affects their real world lives. They see the NYSE as this obscure entity which doesn't really affect their everyday lives but just those who live in places like NY and CA. The real issue lies in the fact that economics are incredibly complicated to understand and well 29% of America is college educated. If we don't do anything about this crisis while we still have a chance it will affect YOU in small town America. Get educated and understand what is really going and urge your congressional members to take SOME kind of action! NOW!!!!!! http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2008/news/0809/gallery.how_crisis_affects_you/5.html

5 Things Dominants Want In A Submissive
Since this article will focus on the needs and wants of a Dominant when looking for a submissive, I am going to leave out the very important attributes like a good sense of humor, honesty, respect, listening skills etc. I want to focus on those things that I deem to be unique to this kind of relationship and I ask that you please excuse the use of he/ him/ his for the dominant role and she/ her/ hers for the submissive role. I do not mean to exclude female dominants or male submissives at all. Please do take the gender as meaning both, in fact I will try to include both in most places in this article. 1. Sincere desire to please: Yes, I know, a lot of us have the sexual fantasy of being forced to do things and to not have control at all. That way it is easier to not accept responsibility for our own actions too. It might be really sexy to start a conversation with a dominant and focus on how this really excites us, but in reality, having to force a submissive to do anything all t

Things!
" You cannot roll with me said the BIG-O" But perhaps you can roll by yourself! hahahahaha.... another shel silverstein, but im a pervert...so think of it like i do...hahahha I like the wind in my hair, as im riding passanger on a motorcycle...I like the smell of roses cut fresh from the garden....I like it when a man holds me and rocks me to sleep...I like to be touched, caressed, loved, spoiled...treated like a woman...I like to be the one who makes a man go insane to the point of him coming home early just to love me like the night before.......I like the sound of the waves hitting the sand...I like the sound the wind makes blowing threw the open window in the middle of spring...i like the taste of honey fresh from the hive....These are the things i like, the simple pleasures that make me unique...and yern for more! This is the softer side of me! Prayer of the selfish child! Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, And if I die before i wake,

Things Within
WITCHYS WIKKED GRAPHIX Drifting away into a world so dark and deep, Drowning alone into the this world so bleak. The tide rushes in and carries me away, Drowning within my very heart & soul. Fading away into nothingness, A meer ghost was my existance. Alone and trapped within 2 worlds, Lives crashing in like waves on rocks. Drifting, Drowning and Fading away..... As I sit here alone I think of you. The times we have spent laughing, Holding eachother in a lounge or from a far. You have someone & I am alone. To Delete or Not Delete? That is the question I am left with inside. You say you love me but where are you now? Not contacting me I see.... As I sit here alone & you are not. I wonder does he think of me? Can what was be real? Tired of being Alone................. Yet I realize, we make mistakes in life, Things don't always workout the way we wish them to. However life does go on! Ups & downs may come my way, I will face whatever life throws me. Alone

Thingy
I seriously,seriously need this thingy for my thingy but I can't remember what that thingy looks or feels like. Lack of the thingy is driving my thingy crazy! Someone fix my damn thingy!

... Thine Eyes Bleed ...
To whom it may concern: After recent events, I have decided to take a step back from my life and take a second look at the people i choose to call my "friends". Most of you are acquaintances, some just "hi and bye's", but SOME of you...a very small few.. are the ones who have stolen a piece of my heart and changed my life forever. And these are my letters to you... Dear Fester, I guess i should start by thanking you. You are the reason i am alive today.. and the reason i survived Arizona. There is no other in this world like you, nor would i want there to be. You are my shining star in this black hole i call "my life". You have made me smile.. you have made me laugh.. and you have made me VERY jealous! .. I dunno.. i guess its something about your smile. You have been there for me no matter what.. never turning your back on me once. You have listened to me cry for hours.. get angry at dumb shit.. and rant and rave about the asshole i

Things That Are Important
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Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm!
~~Here is a riddle that i need help with~~ What is more greater than God More evil than the devil The poor have it The rich need it and if you eat it you will die Anybody know??

*~*things About Your Girl*~*
I absolutely love Christmas and my house looks like Hobby Lobby or Michaels vomited everywhere starting the day after Thanksgiving. I put up 4 trees and they each have a theme; Snowbabies, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, Colts, and a Blue/Silver/and crystal…am working on an Irish one… My favorite movie is Top Gun with A Knight's Tale as a close second. We own around 1200 DVDs…it's a sickness… As you can tell, I do not have hobbies, I have addictions… I used to have my nipples pierced… I have a trinity knot tattooed on the top of my left foot…I'm not pagan, I'm not catholic, and I'm not obsessed with the TV show "Charmed." but thanks for assuming! :-p I am obsessed with collecting make-up bags, purses, and make-up… When I have time to read, I'm always picking up something uplifting (insert sarcasm here) the Holocaust, prison systems, crime, slavery… it's all fascinating to me… I have a huge crush on Dwight Freeney of the Colts…yummy ;-) I played baseball/softball

Things I'm Thinking About
Ever had someone who could pick you up and throw you down in the same sentence? Ever have someone who claimed to love you and all they ever did was hurt you? Ever have someone who's touch was rarely loving and that caused more pain than you thought you could endure? Ever have someone who would rather call you a degrading name than your own? Ever have a person who you were so afraid of that you stayed for fear of leaving them and dealing with their wrath? I just left that person. I am starting all over. I have the most important person by my side, My Daughter. She is keeping me together, though at times I just want to fall apart. I know I can't rely on her that way, it's not fair for her. She doesn't understand the situation. She will adjust in time, as will I. We are going to have a lot to learn and a long way to travel before we are able to put the past behind us. I didn't suffer alone. She was there. She heard the yelling and crying. She endured some minor verbal abuse, b

Things I Have Written About Things I Want
Come with me to a place where good people can't go, A place where you can indulge in fantasy. Lose the walls that society has been so kind to enclose us with. On this day of love, let me show you different emotion, Lust. Allow me to pleasure you with sins of the flesh so that we may spend an eternity in hell............... The feel of the cold steel around your wrists, is nothing like the feel of my blade against your chest. Twist and turn if you like, I promise it will only be a scratch.As I slide it between your skin and clothes. Listen, can you hear the bra slice apart, I think you can. I can see the flush in your cheeks, I can hear the soft whimper of excitement. I feel your sharp intake of your breath as i carefully prick your skin, yes, it hurts, but i know you love it. I watch the small trail of blood as it streaks down towards the elastic band of your panties.I can taste your sweetness, the cool metallic copper taste of your blood. I look up and see the passion, wanting and

Things I Like
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Thinking Aloud
Ive found in my choices and in my experience...that there is no choice for me. Its never as easy as black and grey. Its just a decision i guess. And im not talking about drugs. I'm not sober now...not really using that much either, which is odd. Ive found (for me) thats the emphasis on that part of my life isnt important for some reason. I can tell u that I was never as happy in my life as when i was sober (GOD), but i wasnt very happy either. Not all that happy now. I dont know what makes me happy. I do know that theres never 2 solutions to any problem. Theres just a decision. And in that decision is a point of view. A delusion of self happiness for me either road i take. I think that tried to stay sober in the past for others...parents, women, men...anyone other then me. Situations made me get sober...not decisions. I think thats the way with everyone...cant say for sure but its my story. I will always know theres that option to stay sober and (happy). That term I use sparingly becau

Things I Wrote When I Was A Teenage Mom
By the abandoned roads This lonely child Cries into the winter air I got sent home from a date way to soon. I loved a man way to much. I grew close and he pushed me away. All I want is for a man to care for me as much I care for him. As I sit alone in this cold dark room I think of the ways I loved him. I try so hard to hell him how I feel but the wrong words get in the way. I ask myself,how could I tell him how I feel before its to late; before i get hurt again? he sent me home with unfinished words! Dreams, others have many. I only have one, to be able to give my children what i never had; hope!

Things I've Noticed
I've noticed over the last few weeks, since the auto 11 bling was introduced, that the concept of "return the love" or "return the favor" has greatly diminished. Recently, I've been conducting a little experiment. I've gone to a several profiles that had the Auto 11 bling activated and rated quite a few of their pictures and their profile. 90% of the time, I didn't get 1 single rate in return. Not even a profile rate. Now I'm not one to complain about not getting rated (and I'm not doing so now) but in the interest of my experiment, it seems that a lot of the people that have the auto 11 have either decided that it isn't necessary for them to rate back since they've activated their auto 11 and have done enough or they just think they're better because of the same fact. I'm willing to bet that these very same people would be complaining about getting less than a ten or no rate at all without the auto 11. The auto 11 bling won't be around forever. It will eventually get bumped for someth

Think
“All Successful Political Conspiracies are Eventually Called The Government of. . .” And, (the ’bad’ ones’ like this current administration, now rated by its own citizens as the worst in its 232 year history,) after their ‘victory’ then refer to most whom oppose, or those presenting evidence exposing them... (wait for it...) as conspiracy nuts, and/or un-patriotic and anti-American. The first such successful conspiracy for our nation was the Founding Fathers’ take-over of the colonies from the British, creating the United States of America through violent revolution. The second such successful conspiracy for our nation was/is the current destruction of the Constitution and Bill of Rights by the corporatists through successful cronyism, lies, sycophancy, collaboration, and a hostile take-over of all of this nation’s regulatory agencies, the re-writing of the regulations to protect themselves from the people, and a successful corporate take-over of almost all of the media of thi

Things About Scorpios
Scorpio holds the enviable reputation of being the most sexually magnetic, smoulderingly charismatic, and psychologically enigmatic of all the zodiac figures. Wonderful! … But there is, of course, a downside (no sign gets it all). Scorpio has also garnered the most derogatory collection of 'keywords', with its predilection for subtlety and self-preservation never far from the inference of craftiness, cunning, betrayal, and deceit. Throughout history, Scorpio has been subjected to ongoing slanderous assault: Considered a dark, defensive sign with subterranean drives and a powerful reservoir of emotional energy, Scorpio has often been used as a significator for liars, backstabbers, traitors, thieves, lechers, and all sorts of dubious users and abusers! In medieval times scorpions were emblems of evil, death, and the serving of self-interest, used as a token for Judas in Christian symbolism because of the deadly treachery implicit in their sting. [1] Fortunately - in view of such dispara

Thinking
This is something I made...I guess to express myself...but let it be known...Part 2 A New Beginning is to Follow Shortly...with videos of myself. Make photo slide shows at www.OneTrueMedia.com Long story short. Havent been on...The asshole i was engaged too...offline..and re engaged too offline...cheated again..he has a fubar cheating problem where he meets them and fucks them the next week. Lol and i found out..and sort of just stopped talking to him...and he made sure he said to me Its over..and dumped me. ahh..bye the way i'm fine. I found out she has a wedding site on The Knot...where she faked an engagement to get gifts..and heard she finds most of her victims online so Karma..he got a winner. :) love to all my fubar friends and my offline ones too xoxo :) You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET

Things You Shouldn't Say To Someone You've Never Talked To
a_hipps: partying tonight? perfectly_inked: no a_hipps: and why not young lady perfectly_inked: gotta work tomorrow a_hipps: me to a_hipps: wheres your son? perfectly_inked: here a_hipps: oh so didnt send him to dad's today huh? a_hipps: when you gonna get unscared and meet me perfectly_inked: i'm not scared...i just haven't had the time a_hipps: haha you got the time tonight lamo perfectly_inked: no i don't. not with my kid here a_hipps: hmm how can i convince you i am a sane person and not a crazy man a_hipps: i can drive up in my work truck haha a_hipps: its a huge ass box truck a_hipps: with a big wrap of my company on it a_hipps: haha perfectly_inked: oh please. dennis rader killed women while on his lunch break from adt securty systems. so that wouldn't do it a_hipps: im not dennis radar a_hipps: haha a_hipps: im adam hipps a_hipps: and he drove around stalking his victims a_hipps: i got better shit to do perfectly_inked: i don't

Things I Learned From My Mother( And Can't Forget )
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TIME TRAVEL "if you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME LOGIC "Because I said so that's why" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME IRONY "Keep crying and I will give you some thing to cry about!" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME STAMINA "You'll sit there till all that spinach's gone!" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ANTICIPATION "Just wait till we get home!" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME MY HERITAGE "Close that door. Do you think you were born in a barn?" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME WISDOM "When you get to my age you'll understand!" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!" MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME OPTHAMALOGY "If you don't stop crossing your eyes they're going to get stuck that way!"

Things That Make You Go Hmmm
Now if you make out with a female you are bi. And if you go all the way with a female you are bi. hmm. What ever happened to experimenting. Oh well I am bi. What is it with men that last a few mins? Just don't care, or is it that they are too excited. hmm. Where are the good men at? So if you wear tight kind of revealing clothes you are sexy or dirty girl. So what is the difference between them? I think they are all sexy. hmm. So if you have sex with a lot of men you are said to be a dirty girl. but men have sex with a lot of women they are studs. hmm. What happened to experienced. That's all for now. Hugs.

Things
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Things That Make Me Smile
I need new jeans. That is all. Since Sherry won't do a proper rick roll.... Well the boys left last night after about 24 hours here at my house. 24 hours may not be much but it's enough when you don't get to see your kids very often. I had my poi talking to me which made the happy from having my boys even better! And after they left she called me and made the sad from them leaving go away. We played a lot of guitar hero. Multiplayer versus type. I got beaten a couple of times by the boys and a couple of times by the ex but for the most part I did all the beating. Nobody even came close to beating me on Raining Blood! We all had a lot of fun and fortunately there wasn't any real awkwardness with them being in the house they used to live in. That had me a little worried. I was thinking that being in the old house would bake it weird on everyone and nobody would w

Things I've Learned Lately
So there are a few things I've learned Today. 1. No matter how good of a friend you are its never good enough for some people. 2. There are things that even you dont know about people you've known all your life. 3. There will always be someone out there that will hurt you no matter how high your build your wall. 4. You can be friends one minute and enemies the next. 5. If you allow them to people will take advantage of you at every turn. 6. True friends dont just want to be your friend when somethings wrong with them or they need something. 7. Taking risks wont always pay off and are almost never worth the effort. 9. No matter how hard you try there will always people how dont like you. 10. The internet is the internet..so believe about 1/3 of what people tell you and dont take it too seriously! 10. Dont take life so seriously 9. True friends give back what you give 8. When life hands you lemons instead of making Lemonade sometimes you have to grab the

Things U Never Wanna Hear @ The Thanksgiving Table
#1-Whatcha looking at?? #2-Uncle bobby after, 13 years of sobriety, feels it okay to have ONE drink #3- Mom, Dad you'll always love me no matter what, right??!! Thats all I can think of now. ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think.
Proverbs 20 10 Differing weights and differing measures— the LORD detests them both. In handbook; “A false balance and Diverse Weights are an Abomination to God.” • Abomination: an action that is vicious or vile; an action that arouses disgust or abhorence; "his treatment of the children is an abomination" So whatever I do not ingest and perceive with a selfish eye, causes a reaction of disgust; as well as an action of sin to misguide believers or non believers towards God’s level of disgust. Be careful with the spirit of the anti Christ. Interesting enough, in the following verse it mentions another part of perception that God provides us: 12 Ears that hear and eyes that see— the LORD has made them both. In my experience and knowledge of the word, he who asks will receive in Christ Jesus. Faith is a must. In the following verses, you will see the scales that one must oblige, if one desires to honor such devotion: 13 Do not love s

Things You Should Know
Y = Yes, N = No, M = Maybe Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] give me your screenname? ______________ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] go to dinner with me? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? D0 Y0U... [_] think im hott? [_] think im cute? [_] want to hook up with me? [_] want to be my bf/gf?

Things I Like
They call me a Bitch . . . When I stand up for myself Or support my own convictions. When I defend someone else Or express my own opinions. When I stand up for those I love . . . And for those, I hate. When I speak my own mind & such Or try to do things my own way. When I work hard for whatever I wanted Instead of having it handed to me. When I am strong willed & determined To succeed in a man's world. . .yet keep my dignity! They call me a Bitch . . . Because . . . I teach my kids "the old fashioned way" In order for them to be more responsible. Because . . . I raise my kids the hard way To be confident & stronger people. Because . . . I teach my kids NOT to be rude, but very polite And why they shouldn't break laws or cardinal sins. Because . . . I direct my kids NOT to be afraid to fight And to stand up tall for what they believe in. Because . . . I tell them to love themselves & ALL humans To respect themselves, their neighbors & each other. Because I won't tol

Things Do Get Better
After 2 years 3 months and so many days, I finally got a place of my own. It's been a long f***ing time to say the least. I went from having it all to having nothing and I've finally managed to climb back up this far. If I can pull this sort of apparent miracle off, anybody can. Whoever reads this, keep your chin up.

Thinking And Stuff
well im just starting to get into college i have financial aid but i still have to pay. CCRI $129 and i need books so that $184 so i need $313 by January, and my work sucks ass. Burger King isn't giving me much hours so im gonna have to find another job or something, caues i really wanted to back to school. Im glad i got my Licence but it sucks i have no car. As much as i hate being single sumtimes i think im better off. dont wanna get hurt anymore i know it not a good way to feel caues closeing my self up but really no one but to me i dont think im really doing that and yeah i guess im picky about who i wanna date im just sick of the guys that only want one thing even know right now that sounds good but in not like that its either a relationship or nothing at all. but i want sumone thats gonna love me for me and really want to be with me and all that stuff. someone new someone that into the same things im in. oks well i blahed enough lol

Things That Make You Go Hummmm...
--o00o-'(_)'-o00o-- Here We go Campers. Here's a question I'd thought I put before You to ponder... Are You Ready??? Ok, here We go Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?

Things That Piss Me Off
This is all about things that piss me the fuck off! Anyone over the age of 10 who wears a baseball cap! If you’re not a baseball player take it the fuck off, anyone who wears a cowboy hat, unless you can ride and rope, off it goes. What is with these ass clowns wearing cowboy boots! The closes these fucktards have ever been to a cow is the fucking drive thru of McDonalds, wear real shoes moron. These yuppie cocksuckers wearing Fedoras, those went out with the 40’s, just because some boy band fag wore one during his fifthteen minutes of fame don’t mean you should, lose it loser. Idiots who think they are cool because they have a Harley Davidson motorcycle, get over yourself it’s a piece of crap bike, beside its not a replacement for the little cock you have. God Damn it I get pissed!!! And these cigar smoking assholes, don’t they realize all they are doing is sucking on a big brown dick, yea you look so important with it in your month, NOT!!! And I swear to god these ass clowns on their

Think Twice
Just a word to the people out there in todays world. People dont under stand what it is like to be there, after, cleaning up. People think that speeding, over taking over double white lines, tail gating, drink driving, jumping off a bridge coz life sucks, running around the streets with weapons, drink driving and all the other stupid things that put others at danger, "Im not going to get hurt, its not going to happen to me"... But believe me that is just the beginning. Before you do anything stupid, just think to yourself, 1)is it my body they are going to have to remove 2)Can I live with the thought that I killed some one because of stupid actions.3)How would family and friends cope trying to identify your body. There is nothing worse than seeing a body mangled inside a car, lifeless, some one who has not done anything wrong, some one who was killed because of YOUR actions. Body parts here there and every where,a skull,crushed so badly that half your brain is on the windscreen

Things To Think About
We all are on fubar for various reasons. . kinda got a laugh today. Some guy came to my page and done nothing..so I shouted at him asking if i was ugly. He said..ok, i will bite..why you ask. I said well u didn't even give me one rate. I was kinda in a goof off mood of mine today. Anyways.. he said sorry and came to my page and rated. I told him I was just giving him a hard time. Anyways, he shouted saying.. I don't usually rate married woamen. I said why not..its not like your proposing to me. Well then I mentioned..seriously..look at 1/2 of fubar. Most of the women and some men..are gorgeous/model like. You can not tell me that they are all single..and if they are..they got boyfriends/girlfriends. He said I did have a point. I am just so tired of hearing married people being bad mouthed on here. We have a right to be on the net just as much as others. We just don't lie about our status. Just because we are married..doesn't always mean its the best of marriage either. So,, t

Things That Make Me Smile
as cheesy as this sounds any mommy's heart would melt My son who is only 4 years old told me today at the drs office "mommy i have a secret" and whipsered in my ear "i love you much more than that" then when it was time for bed he again came up hugged me and said "i love you a hundred times more" these little things make parenthood so worth it PIERCED LIVE ON CAM HELP ME GET SPOTLIGHT NO TIME LIMIT JUST WANT SOME DONATIONS SO I CAN GET IT WHEN I GET IT BEFORE I REACH DISCIPLE

Things Ive Learned
'Twas The Night Before Christmas, He Lived All Alone, In A One Bedroom House Made Of Plaster And Stone. I Had Come Down The Chimney With Presents To Give, And To See Just Who In This Home Did Live. I Looked All About, A Strange Sight I Did See, No Tinsel, No Presents, Not Even A Tree. No Stocking By Mantle, Just Boots Filled With Sand, On The Wall Hung Pictures Of Far Distant Lands. With Medals And Badges, Awards Of All Kinds, A Sober Thought Came Through My Mind. For This House Was Different, It Was Dark And Dreary, I Found The Home Of A Soldier, Once I Could See Clearly. The Soldier Lay Sleeping, Silent, Alone, Curled Up On The Floor In This One Bedroom Home. The Face Was So Gentle, The Room In Such Disorder, Not How I Pictured A United States Soldier. Was This The Hero Of Whom I'd Just Read? Curled Up On A Poncho, The Floor For A Bed? I Realized The Families That I Saw This Night, Owed Their Lives To These Soldiers Who Were Wi

Things Will Work Out How They Are Supost To In The Long Run
sucker born every minute isnt there?

Think
ERROR: sorry, this users permissions don't allow you to send them a private message. this really bothers me how fubar members join and won't let you leave a comment without checking it first! ...well delete it if you don't like it some people just want to be nice and comment on your pic. dam!...have we lost insight into what fubar is all about? i mean no salute no on my page...no comments ....what is this place cia or fbi ? don't be so childish! THE JOB - URINE TEST (Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!) Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people Who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check Bec

Thinkin Of Him...
Waking up each morning with him on my mind. Random things reminding me of him, an the few moments we shared. I know its best to let him go even though I miss him an will always, just less an less each passing day,his crazy personality forever making me smile. I just hope he knows that im not upset at him an knows that i don't regret anything between us. That I'm sry about the way things happened an how i wish him the best in life.In time i will let him go but for now i still hold him close in memory...

Things I've Seen On Fubar
Questions first... message with your answers...smile. 1. You are walking to your boy/girlfriend's house. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path to take you there quickly, but is very plain and boring. The other is significantly longer but is full of wonderful sights and interesting things. Which one do you take to get your significant other's house, short or long? 2. On the way you see 2 rose bushes. One is full of red roses, the other full of white. You decide to pick 20 roses for your boy/girlfriend, of any color combination. What number of white and red do you pick? (you can pick all of one or any combo of the two) 3. You finally get to their house. A family member answers the door. You can have them get your boy/girlfriend or go get them yourself. Which do you do? 4. You go up to you boy/girlfriend's room, but nobody is there. You decide to leave the roses. Do you leave them by the windowsill or on the bed? 5. Later, it's time for bed. You a

Things To Think About
10 things guys should remember about Women! [one] while you hold her hand play with her fingers. (they think it's cute) two] tickle her & make her laugh. three] kiss her. [four] and dont only kiss her on the lips, kissing her on the cheek and forehead is cute too. [five] hold her waist [six] hug her while your behind her and rest your head on her shoulder. [seven] whisper you love her in her ear. [eight] tell her shes beautiful. [nine] look her in the eyes and smile when your thinking [ten] tell her you never want her to let you go. ******************************************************* "Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings." -- Anais Nin ******************************************************** You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beaut

Things About Me
1) Ppl think i am walking encyclopedia about Dallas sports teams just because I am a huge fan and keep up with them 2) Ppl thing i am a walking encyclopedia about Dallas radio just because I am friends with a FEW DJs 3) I get pickles just to drink the pickle juice 4) I still go see Santa and ask for that Evil Kneivel sky rocket wind up toy and van that I never got when I was a kid 5) I love to pamper ppl and make them happy 6) I love Hooters for the food not the scenery 7) I love lots of movies from The Crow to the Notebook

10 Things To Never Say To A Porn Star!
10. You're too pretty to do porn. (So, you're saying you would prefer to watch ugly people f*ck?) 9. Your vagina must be really worn out. (Mine isn't nearly as bad as your mother's after pushing such a giant idiot like you out of it. ) 8. I would never watch porn. I think it is degrading to women. (Then how did you know my name? And my measurements? And my astrological sign? And my birthdate?) 7. How do I get my girlfriend/wife to do ________? (Ask her, not me. By the way, talking to me in the first place is not helping your cause. ) 6. Wow! You're so much prettier/younger/thinner in your photos. (Obviously your mother didn't teach you anything and it is called Photoshop. ) 5. I pleasured myself to you 10 times this week! (OK, I didn't need to know precisely how pathetic you are. And stop trying to shake my hand. I now unfortunately know exactly where it has been. ) 4. I could do porn. (No, you couldn't. If you could, you already would be ... and no, I will NOT

Thinking Of You
Lying in your arms So close together Didnt know just what I had Now I toss and turn Cause Im without you How Im missing you so bad Where was my head? Where was my heart? Now I cry alone in the dark I lie awake I drive myself crazy Drive myself crazy Thinking of you... Made a mistake When I let you go baby I drive myself crazy Wanting you the way that I do Wanting you the way that I do I was such a fool I couldnt see it Just how good you were to me (just how good you were to me) You confessed your love (you confessed your love) Undying devotion I confessed my need to be free... And now Im left With all this pain Ive only got myself to blame...yeah... I lie awake I drive myself crazy Drive myself crazy Thinking of you... Made a mistake Let you go baby I drive myself crazy Wanting you the way that I do (wanting you the way that I do) Why...didnt I know it How much I loved you baby? Why couldnt I show it If I had only told you When I ha

Things That Annoy
So my good friend pimped me out and I got this little gem in a PM. Where do these guys come from? I mean seriously? Of course if anyone is interested let me know I'll SB you the contact info. Cause I think I'll pass. hi...is your submissive behaviour as good as your outer appearance? i message you, because i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles...i am looking for an online-sub. when you are interested in bdsm related chats, cam-to-cam chats, tasks, exercises and when you would like to know more, just send me a message. it would be really nice to talk with you about this...have you ever thought about serving someone? to serve someone mentally or sexually... to take care about somebodys needsto talk with me about mental or sexual desires... to act as submissive for me. a dominant who tells you what to do, how to react and that takes care of your submissive needs if you have some?to please me mentally or sexually... to act as submissive on command... to know how it is

Things I Promote
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Thing I Have Made !
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Thinking About A Problem
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Thinking .....
During this last week I've been doing a fair amount of thinking, some may say thats a dangerous thing lol ... but events of the past few days have just highlighted how much this site has changed. When I originally came on here "cherry tap" days it was a social network site, in a lot of ways it has turned anti social, I realise I am going to offend some people but that's generally what happens, your not going to please everyone I've seen that already, the saying goes "your damned if you do and your damned if you dont!" In amongst my friends and family I am blessed to have several close friends that I love dearly people like Gypsysoul, Sharon, Loey, Mike, Beth, celticrose,Chrisie I could go on but my true friends all know who they are :-) and will instantly know that this is not getting at them. Only today a friend sent me a "bling" gift and no I am not one of those beggars all the time their status says "bling me !!" but this today made me smile because the msg with it said "than

Thinking Thin
So im on a diet, the story of my fucking life. But im more of a all or nothing type girl. So i guess instead of dieting you could call it fasting. Thats what years of being picked on about your weight will do. Im not gonna sugar coat it and say i dont have an eating disorder. I for sure do. But im a 18 yr old girl so im just accepting it lol. I will go throw myself a pitty party now. Anyway, ive decided to keep track of the weight i will be loosing on here. My goal is 50lbs. A lot huh? i know. But ive done it before so i can do it again. So im eating less than 1,000 calories a day to accomplish my goal. And hopefully it will become a lifestyle.

Think About Love
I can't forget you Ever since the moment that I met you You've been on my mind And I need to somehow let you know That I think about you all the time So when you think about love, think about me I can give you more than you'll ever need Sooner or later every heart needs some company When you think about love, think about me When you think about love, think about me We were strangers Now I'm already wrapped around your finger Oh whats a heart to do 'Cause it lingers And the thought of you Wantin' me as much as I want you Makes me blue I'm not holding you tonight Cause only you can satisfy This heart of mine

Thinkin Of Goin Back Blonde
I dyed my hair dark brown a few months ago and like it so I stuck with it, but i'm kindof a girl that like change every now and then, so I'm thinkin of goin back to blonde. My hair had always been blonde before this time, but I'm not real sure what to do. I'm afraid if I go to dye it blonde it will turn orange, but i could just go to the salon, anybody got any suggestions, i'm open, and no dumbass shit either....

Things Written
I remember the tall man. The one Mommy calls Buck. He picks me up and makes funny faces at me and makes me laugh. I see him here alot where me and Mommy live. He leaves in the morning when I wake up, and then comes back at night. I think Mommy likes him because she is always hugging and kissing him. I like him too cause he always smiles at me and makes me feel good. I remember one time when I was sick he held me all night long and rocked me in Mommys chair. Mommy should tell him my real name cause he just calls me "Son"and my name is really Danny. Thats ok though somehow I dont mind when he calls me that. I have a new name for him as well, Mommy told me I can call him Daddy. She says he is the one who helped her make me in her belly and that calling him Daddy would make him feel good..................47 years later. There is this tall man in my life. he is a hero to me. A role model. And someone I love very much. I still call him Daddy.  I Love You Dad! I have always loved Ferris Wh

Things Are Gettin There!!
I think things might actually be alright! I am started my new job tonight and i hope this will get me the money i need to do it up! I love to party and i cant when im broke! For all of you who really know me... I am gettin back to my old self!!

Thinking Of You
Just sitting here and thinking, Thinking my thoughts of you Dreaming of how things would be If you were right here too. I hope that things are going The way that you had planed I only wish that you were here And I could hold your hand I dream of being with you Of being by your side Of waking up beside you of love that we won't hide I hope one day that you'll be more Than just a dream at night That I can bring you happiness And love with all my might But until then, I'm here alone There's nothing else to do Than dream of you and count the days Until I'm there with you

Things I Come Across I Like
Angel lyrics I just want to tell you all the things you are And all the things you mean to me You've been with me forever Through the changes in my life Through all the tears and laughter When I find myself believing there's no place to go When I feel the loneliness inside my heart You're the answer to my prayers And you're with me everywhere You're my angel, miracle, you're all I need tonight Give me shelter from the rain You breathe life in me again You're my angel, miracle, you're all I need to know, tonight Life is just a moment We're blowing in the wind We're trying to find a friend And only time can tell us If win or if we lose And who will stand beside us When there's darkness all around me You're the light I see When I need someone to ease my troubled mind You're the answer to my prayers And you're with me everywhere You're my angel, miracle, you're all I need tonight Give me shelter from the rain You breathe life in me again You're my angel, miracle, you're all I need to

Think Again!
I know you've had your heart broke I have had mine broken too I know what your going through even if you don't believe me...you feel like your heart is being ripped in two and every thought you have is about that person and only the good you guys did together, you lay in bed crying asking why?...you see or hear something that reminds you of that person and it throws you into a frenzy, you pray to god that he will bring them back to you but... he gives you something way better then that he gives you the ability to cope with heartache and shows you that "What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger" so that next time the love bug comes and bites you on the ass again and cupid fails you know you are a stronger person and though it's hell you can and did make it through the flames. I'm looking for my Prince Charming. Who are you? What do you look like? What's your name? Do i know you or are you some stranger on the bus? Are you tall or short? Do you have a sense of humor? Will you like my

Things To Ponder
So this is testing week. We're all gathered in a classroom most of us have never been in before with a teacher and their assistant we've never met prior to this. Even more is the fact that none of us students have a clue who the others are. ...As if having to be in a strange room with some pretty strange--well, strangers--wasn't enough...Have you ever noticed that there is ALWAYS someone there you just want to smack until their face falls off? So I was sitting there in my assigned seat this morning, happily reading a good Highlander book, when the guy who sits across from me saunters into the room. Now, the teacher isn't there yet, and nor is anyone else, and I'm not paying any mind to this guy. I hadn't even looked at him at all this whole week, so at the moment I don't really know what he looks like. Anyway, so he sits down. That's fine. We're just sitting there quietly--save for his frantic tapping on the desk with his pencil, which is also fine since such little noises don'

Thinking Of You
I AM NOT LIKE THE OTHER SLUTS YOU HAVE EVER PISSED OFF I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH YOU MAKING THREATS!!!! YOU HAVE MY ADDRESS STOP TALKING AND DO WHAT YOU SAY!!!! OTHERWISE I WILL SEE YOUR ASS IN TWO WEEKS YOU BETTER TRAIN HARD AND PRAY THAT YOUR ASS MAKES IT OUT OF THE ARENA WHEN I GET DONE WITH YOU, UNTIL THEN COOL YOUR SHIT AND DON'T BE STARTING BS ON THIS DAMN SITE!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S TIME FOR ALL YOUR GAMES TO COME TO AN END BECAUSE THIS PUNK IS BACK AND PISSED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind, thoughtful way, The joy that you bring To my life every day. I love you today As I have from the start, And I'll love you forever With all of my heart

~*~ Think Of Me Fondly ~*~
I waited for you I waited so longThought you'd be back Can't take anymore I waited for you I waited so long Trust your words you say All the lies I can't take no more..How can you break my heart once again. I waited and I'm still left here with a broken heart. I guess my heart meant nothing to you. I was just another heart to break. ~ ♥ ~ Sometimes, there might be a second chance.Cause maybe time wasn't ready for the first one ~ ♥ ~ Hold the lineNever retreat and never breakI've triedBut I'm addicted I can't lie Another step is in my sightAnother step I'll see the lightI waited for youI waited so longThought you'd be backCan't take anymoreI waited for youI waited so longI'm not coming homeTrust your wordsTell me your emptyCause you know it hurtsHer eyes were spillingI was realHave I not held back the fightMy body racing out tonightI waited for youI waited so longThought you'd be backCan't take anymoreI waited for youI waited so longI'm not coming homeFeel all aloneTake It

Things That Matter In Life
This is NOT a scam! http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/tonya-hanna/eyegazesystem-mytobiip10raffle  Sara is a 9 year old cannot speak to her mother due to Retts syndrome, Check out http://www.rsrt.org/about-Rett/    for more details.  Sara is unable to speak or even use her hands for sign language because of Rett Syndrome.  Every once in a while she can say "yeah" and only twice she has said "I love you".  Sara is very bright and aware of her surroundings.  She watches everything and everyone.  She gives big smiles and makes sounds, trying so hard to speak.  She is "all there" she just lacks the ability to speak.   I don't know her favorite color, her favorite toy, or her favorite tv show.  She can't tell me what she did at school at the end of the day.  When she cries, she can't tell me why, if she is sick, or where she hurts.   Girl Power 2 Cure is raffling off an eye gaze system, that would allow Sara to communicate with us.  It is a computer system that tracks her eye gaze.  W

Things For My Mood
I feel so alone even in a room full of people I feel as if I am screaming for help But nobody can hear me Can you hear the tears Do you even see me cry Holding onto memories of yesterday Reaching out for you Calling your name And still you don't come I wonder can you hear me in Heaven It feels as if my heart is splintered With shards of glass so tiny that I'll never find all the parts to heal I remember when I was 7 and told you how much I hated you I remember seeing you cry I remember you packing everything I remember all the fights you had with mom I remember you taking my brothers And whileI cried and begged to go with you You just put 40 bucks on the table And walked away from me I remember having to wait tables at a truck stop so Mom could make ends meet I wanted to hate you for all the times you weren't around But now that you are no longer here All I want is to hear your voice All I want is to see you walk through the door one more time God what I'd

Things...
I just don't know anymore about the way people are. I used to think there was good in everybody, but I do believe that I am finding that the good that should be in everybody dissipates whenever they don't get their way. I have feelings for somebody, somebody who has the ability to make me truly happy, but at the same time this person makes me so mad I want to rage, but not violently at her, I'm not that kind of guy. I know that I'm not perfect, and everybody makes mistakes, but there are times where I know that I'm right, and I just need for somebody to agree with me on how I feel. I don't need them to fix my problem, just agree with me so I don't feel so alone in the way I feel. I know that I need to improve my life, and I do believe that if I would have made better decisions in my life that our relationship wouldn't have turned out so bad, and I do still blame myself for us not being together... And no matter how much anybody else wants to tell me different, that feeling w

Think About This.... Our Taxes
i got this in a email and thought id share it will my fellow fubarians Subject: TAXES - NOT FUNNY! At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end. Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put thes

30 Things Guy Want Girls To Know
30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!!! 1. We’re not as perverted as you think we all are. 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER. 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. 4. Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful. 5. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around. 6. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you. 7. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the month and nothing more. 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it. 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It’s just wrong............ 12. Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don’t. 13. When we tell y

Things Girls Dont Know
Things girls don't know! 1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the "let her complain to you and then have her realize how wonderful and nice you are" method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll as

Thing That Make Me Go..grrrr
fuck. seriously.   FUCK.     I apologize for my inability to find better words. So, I work in a restaurant and as you know yesterday was Ash Wednesday. I had at least 3-4 customers/families come in with their ashed foreheads and order food with MEAT on it, or in it. I'm not even Catholic and I KNOW THE RULES. Have fun in hell you dumbasses.

Thining Of The Herd
Well it has come that time again. I will be cleaning out my friends list. If you live in AZ or WA you will stay. Everyone else please SB me or post on here if you want to stay.

10 Things
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I am an outstanding cook. 2) I tend to read at least one book per week 3) I have been arrested, detained or questioned 6 times in 3 different countries. 4) My sister is the coolest F'in chick in the world. 5) My parents live in China. 6) I have unusually large parts of my body that do not match my actual size (My two big toes - HUGE!) 7) In the ten professional years I have worked, I have made almost 200k in a year, and as little as 2k... The 2k year was my favorite. 8) My favorite quote of all time is from a really dumb movie: Van Wilder: "Don't take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive." My next is

10 Things
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I can't sleep with a music on. 2) I am an only child. 3) I love carrots. 4) I believe in life after death. 5) I hate winter but I love the summer. 6) I'm an avid fan of Blink182. 7) I believe in MIND rather than HEART, when falling in love. 8) I pray every night before I go to sleep. 9) I have an asthma. 10) I love exciting moments. ((5 PEOPLE I CHOOSE ARE)) *MO *Doc88 *Mandy *Cielo *Jerry

150 Things About Me!
1.My brain sometimes moves faster then my mouth 2.Bipolar 3.I yearn to be more then what I am 4.Im known to dye my hair odd colors 5.Also get new random piercings 6.My car is a standard 7.I ride quads and i love it 8.I dont mind getting dirty 9.I have 6 older brothers 10.Im adopted 11.i dont wear yellow gold 12.I destroy food when im full or I will keep eating it! 13.When something makes me happy I say its just like Christmas 14.Someone once told me that women who take good care of their feet take good care of their vags. so my toes always look nice 15.I am a perfume whore 16. I used to draw on my pants when i was in high school 17.I draw my emotions. 18.I write my emotions 19.I cry over stupid shit like people eating alone in resturants 20.I snowboard 21.I usually wear jeans and a t-shirt 22.I like it when people stare at me. 23.Then i get pissed that they are staring LOL 24.I have had the same cat since i was in

Things About Me
Tell me YOUR story​ Hi, my name is: John Never​ in my life have I been to: California I hate it when:​​ people dont stop at stop signs The one perso​n who can drive​ me nuts is: My Daughter When I'm nervo​us:​​ I usually dont show it, but I usually am not nervous. It takes alot. The last song I liste​ned to was: Superwoman If I were to get marri​ed right​ now my best man/ maid of honor​ would​ be: Chuck My hair is: very short...kinda spiked When I was 5: i was in 1st grade. Last Chris​tmas:​​ I was in Florida with my parents and my family I shoul​d be: Away from the computer. When I look down:​ I can see a flatter belly starting to emerge The happi​est recen​t event​ was: My lasik surgery My curre​nt annoy​ance is: Not being able to kick my craving for ju

Things I Support
Please help Loud-n-Clear and Ultra Street Entertainment Support the United States Military by joining us for our First Annual G8torfess 2009. This car show is a benefit for a foundation called USA Cares. It is an organization that supports the U.S. Troops. So come hang out with us and enjoy nice cars, music, food, and family fun at G8torfess 2009 on March 14th, 2009 from noon til 6pm @ Hooters on the Westbank in Gretna, Louisiana.

Things No One Should Say But You Do Any Way
Have you ever noticed when you see some one playing video games they trash talk the tv? Its really funny some times

Things To Know...
As some of you know, and many of you don't...I have been violently coughing since thanksgiving. Not coughing anything up, just dry hacking coughs. I went to the doctor in January, and they did a chest x-ray. It came back, in the words of the doctor, "not good". So they scheduled me for a cat scan of my chest. It showed areas of my left lung with blockages, and my lymph nodes around my heart swollen badly. They believe I have either Sarcoidosis of Lymphoma. Great news to get, either way, huh? I go into the hospital tomorrow, to have biopsies done on my lungs and lymph nodes. They are doing a Bronchoscopy and a Mediastinoscopy. While still asleep, they'll send the biopsies to pathology to determine if it's cancer or not. If not, they close me up, sent me to a room and I get out tomorrow or Thursday. If it is, however some kind of cancer, then they start removing chunks of my lungs/lymph nodes and I get to stay for a longer time. I ask that you keep me and my family in your thoughts and

Think Of Me.....
I'm taking out of this state for what I hope to be greener pastures soon. My travels will carry me south to the mountains of Carolina. My quest? Riches possibly, not really sure, I just know this is what I must do. I don't wish to reflect when I'm 70 and say "I wish I sould have done that". Instead I'd rather smile and say "Damn, that was a f*kin blast"!!! I wonder....will you think of me? I've come to know some wonderful people here. Some true hearts, that I will miss talking to. You know who you are...I probably nibbled on you sometime in the last couple days!I won't be on fubar for....oh, could be awhile. Not gonna have access to internet at the campground. So, think of me my beautiful friends. I'll try to update when I can at a library or VA facility when I venture out of the mntns on occasion. Ya got till April 10th to luv on me so why wait? Stop by and nibble on me before I disappear! MWAH!!!!

38 Things Girlz Don't Realize
NO I DIDNT WRITE IT, I STOLE IT FROM RAPTOR, WHO STOLE IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE. LOL .... BUT LADIES, AINT MOST OF THESE THINGS SAME ON THE FLIP SIDE ?!?!?! -Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. -Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. -Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. -Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. -Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. -A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. -Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. -Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. -Giving a guy a hanging messa

10 Things About Me You Probably Dont Know......
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Im OCD....not like i *think* i am,but was told by a therapist that i am...and im okay with it,its not that bad and i think its very productive for me most of the time..... 2. I still have my baby blanket....... 3. I am the biggest dork,i love to read and i write in a journal,and i love to learn and have a shitload of random facts stored in my brain,and i have an IQ of 142. 4. I love photography and consider myself an amateur,but i think i have a knack for it. 5. I have think i have psychic moments,where ive had dreams come true and knew things in an instant with not having any reason to know it,and have grea

Thinking
I have always been amazed at people that want to talk to me and ask me things that are right on my page.... If you are interested in who I am take a couple of minutes cruise through my pictures and songs that is me it is an open book and very clear. I am not hard to know or understand very simple down to earth with strong beliefs. I am always interested in peoples opinions and never try to force mine on others but I also dont want to be judged for them. I hope I meet more and more people and look for those that are actually interested enough to find out who I am first.

Thinking Of You
Thinking of you each and every minute wondering why we haven't meet yet. Thinking of what it would be like when we do finally met. Wow a thought just came to me. What if you are my one and only, my true soulmate What if! again i say what if i were yours as well. Wow oh Wow i say that would be awesome, to finally meet you and say you are the one i have been waiting for all my life. Thinking of us in that respect would be the best that GOD himslef could ever give me. Thinking of you is all i do even when i don't hear your voice, your laugh, or just hear you breathe. again Wow i felt your touch, your fingers run across my face, your breath against my body, your kiss against my lips your body on top of mine as we made love so so passionately i heard you say I LOVE YOU in the heat of the moment. Thinking, hoping, and wishing that we were together in the same household for enternity Oh wait another thought i was thinking and praying for t

Thinking
just thinking about some stuff lol okay here it goes i broke up with my ex like 3 months ago n he is still good friends with my dad n well my bf now said some shit to him n when the ex ran into my dad he told my dad n my dad got pissed at me is it right to have the ex run n still have him tell my dad everything or is it really dumb of him to do that??????????????

Things On My Mind.....
ok so i've been talkin and just listening to people around me and what they have to say about my relationship or about there problems and things that are going on with them in life. I have noticed that there are a lot of people that are not trusting them selfs and wut they want in life. everyone can give someone advice but do they take it? Many can give others advice to drown out what is going on in their life. I know i am one of those people, i love to help others with what is going on with them just so that i can forget for a few mins about what bad things are going on with my life. Everyone has that one person they can tell everything to, i just find myself talking to everyone around me about my problems cuz sometimes its nice to see what others have to say. then also i find myself talking more about friends problems and the more and more i sit and listen to what they have to say the more and more i remember that what a relationship is supposed to be made up of. your supposed to be

10 Things About Me....
I was looking at someones blog and I got tagged. So if you are reading this, consider yourself tagged. 1.. I am a huge Cubs fan, My family isa huge Cardinals fan. SUCKS!!! 2..I have been married 3 times and only the 3rd was real. 3..I have lived in 6 states but traveled in 36 states. 4..I used to be a amateur writer/blogger. But my writings kept getting ripped off. 5..I am a REAL landscaper...as in architect and horticulture. 6..I have a habit of reading everything no matter how ridiculous. 7..I can't stand politicians. Democrat or Republican. 8..I am a Fox news nut..if you don't know whats going on then you aren't watching the right channel 9..I believe in God. I am far from perfect, but still read the Bible. 10..I don not like stupid people. But I live in the land of Stupid.

Things To Do When You're Bored
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day. Flash your mailman. Act like you just met your friend for the first time. Arrest yourself. Start a conversation with yourself. Ask a question nobody can answer. Ask embarrassing questions. Ask people how to pronounce their name. Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible. Ask people if they’ve seen your head. Balance a pencil on your nose. Make your feet talk to each other. Make sound effects for stuff. Dress in something silly and laugh at yourself. Make up a new language. Put stick-on tattoos all over your body. Be one of those people that yell “SHH!” (Even though ur ADDING to the noise). Play songs backwards and listen for satanic messages. Listen to a painting. Call a wrong number and talk to whoever answers. Call an insurance company and try to insure your stuffed animal. Call toll free numbers and make friends with the operators.

Thinz That Confuze Da Quietz Stormz Here...(rated Kwazy)
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