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A Reason A Season A Lifetime
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so dont try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you are still retarded. People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime.

Reasons Quit Job
I am genuine and down to earth person. I love going out and meeting people. I have a very outgoing personality. I am fun to be around. My hobbies are going to the gym, swimming and cycling and my favourite is socializing with my friends. I love to travel with my family Reasons Quit Job

A Reason A Season Or A Lifetime!!!
A Reason, a Season, or a LifetimePeople come into your life for a reason, a season, ora lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, youwill know what to do for each person.When someone is in your life for a REASON . . . It isusually to meet a need you have expressed. They havecome to assist you through a difficulty, to provide youwith guidance and support, to aid you physically,emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like agodsend, and they are! They are there for the reasonyou need them to be.Then, without any wrong doing on your part, or at aninconvenient time, this person will say or do somethingto bring the relationship to an end.Sometimes they die.Sometimes they walk away.Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.What we must realise is that our need has been met, ourdesire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer yousent up has been answered. And now it is time to move on.When people come into your life for a SEASON . . .Because your turn has come

Reason For The Season.,,feel Free To Repost
T'was the month before Christmas__When all through our land,__Not a Christian was praying__Nor taking a stand.__See the PC Police had taken away__The reason for Christmas - no one could say.__The children were told by their schools not to sing__About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.__It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say__December 25th is just a... ' Holiday '.__Yet the... ...shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit__Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!__CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-Pod__Something was changing, something quite odd!__Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa__In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.__As Targets' were hanging their trees upside down__At Lowe's the word Christmas - was nowhere to be found.__At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears__You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.__Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty__Are words that were used to intimidate me.__Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now

Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn.
I honestly can say the English is a very difficult language. There are a lot of rules that are broken. Letters that don't sound the same as in the alphabet. English speakers talk very fast. There are also silent letters, and tons of exceptions. Therefore, I think that the English language is very hard to learn.

3 Reasons Why You Should Still Buy Maplestory Mesos
MapleSea Mesos,For King Digital, though, Candy Crush continues to be a pot of gold. In its IPO filing in February, the company said it recorded more than 10 fold revenue increase in 2013, as sales skyrocketed to $1.88 billion from $164 million in 2012. A recent survey by AppOptix estimated that 60 70 percent of King revenues came from Candy Crush. Even though researchers like Manches and Cook remain reluctant to set out prescriptive guidelines for teachers, their caution is beginning to weaken. Years ago I might have said there potential for real harm in giving teachers instructions from this research, says Cook. Today, she is less worried of the potential to do damage in part because none of her studies to date has uncovered any evidence of detrimental side effects.. 10. Robocop(1989) In this game your character is half man and half machine. You drive in a high tech car and shoot hi tech weaponry. Online retailers have a structural cost advantage over brick and mortar r

Rebate Check Distribution
~Tax rebate check distribution~ Hi All...Below is the mailing schedule for the tax rebates. The receive date for your check is based on the last 2 digits of your SSN. The check is in the mail Week Last 2 digits of your SSN Receive your check by week of 1 00 - 09 July 23 2 10 - 19 July 30 3 20 - 29 August 6 4 30 - 39 August 13 5 40 - 49 August 20 6 50 - 59 August 27 7 60 - 69 Sept. 3 8 70 - 79 Sept. 10 9 80 - 89 Sept. 17 10 90 - 99 Sept. 24 For married taxpayers who filed a joint return, the first Social Security Number on the return determines the mailing date.Source: Internal Revenue Service ________________________________ Under Florida law, e-mail addresses are public records. If you do not want your e-mail address released in response to a public records request, do not send electronic mail to this entity. Instead, contact this office by phone or in

Rebels Thoughts
Well looks like the season is changing to fall....thats my favorite time of year....I enjoy the cool crisp air and all the colors as the season changes.....not to mention all the fall festivals and happenings......but my yard will soon be covered in leaves.....but what the heck no more grass to mow for awhile....lmao

Rebel's Of Ct
HERE IS THE REBELS OF CT . IF YOU HAVNT ADDED ANY OF THEM TO UR LIST YOU SHOULD . WE STRIVE TO HELP OUT AS MANY OF OUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS AS WE CAN . SO ADD EVERYONE TO UR FRIENDS LIST , AND DONT FORGET TO FAN THEM WHILE YOUR AT IT . IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING THE REBEL FAMILY PLEASE SEND A PRIVATE MSG TO TAZMAN OR MISSBITCH AND LET US KNOW WHY YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE A REBEL AND WHAT YOU THINK YOU CAN DO TO HELP MAKE THIS THE BEST FAMILY OUT THERE . Meet your Rebels of C.T.. TAZMAN Head of The Rebels of C.T.@ CherryTAP *~*MiSs BiTcH*~*MeMbEr Of K.O.T*~*ReBeLs Of CT*~*HeAd BoUnCeR*~*@ CherryTAP aprilrose~ ~rebels of ct ~design artist@ CherryTAP Niccole Secretary~Rebels of CT@ CherryTAP Bubba ~~Family Member - Rebels of the C.T. - Will mainly be off line for a while.~~@ CherryTAP **Grav3danc3r**Rebels of CT**@ CherryTAP ~Amie~CT WIFE of RedneckGodfather~Family Member~Rebels Of CT~@ CherryTAP WYTETYGER~Family Member~Rebels Of CT~@ CherryTAP

Rebels Thoughts
Someone who I took as a friend recently has created so much drama along with her spouse. Lieing about friends calling to turn off ther power get people ready to beat them up. Well the recent event was re their electric. The husband whined cried and tore up chat over this event for 2 days. Had people wanting to send money when in fact they had not been able to make a payment and their power was going to be shut off. Now to shut off someones power you have to know the name address ssi number and secret word or Numbers used. You lied scammmed and accused falsely innocent people. No one called to have your power shut off you spent money on get highs rather than pay your bills. No one had those things but of course no one thought of this for hours. Now this idiot beast is coming to my page and due to some glitch i cannot block her. I have tried over and over to do so I warn you she is not a person to hold with much creedence. So Diana i say to you get clean and sober take care of your

Rebels Blogs
I just want to say that Cherry Tap kicks a little you know what compared to Myspace. Myspace is great when you first start but after a few days or weeks it becomes very boring, they give you nothing to do. At least nothing to do the keep you interested. Cherry Tap on the other hand gives you plenty to do and to keep you motivated. Thanks to the owners and creators of Cherry Tap.....This shit rocks!!!! As I took my children to church this morning I saw yards full of chilren hiding eggs, laughing and playing with their families. Most children these days think that Easter is all about the eggs and candy and the Easter Bunny of course. When my 6 year old asked me a few days ago if the Easter Bunny was real, I didnt lie to her again this year. I told her that it was just a story, then I told her about the true meaning of Easter. At first knowledge of the bunny not being real, she almost cried. But by the time I got done telling her what Easter really is all about she was tickled to

Rebecca's Blog
becca sad sad.. becca lost a friend.. he's the friend i care most..but why he changed bcoz of a word? just because u bad mood so u can give up our friendship.. u really make me sad,,!! i just can't blif that u juz leaved us.. i feel like wanna bang ur head..and make u wake.. how sad..

Rebel Yell!!
I HAVE ENTERED GARY'S AUTO-11'S CONTEST. IT STARTS TOMORROW, NOVEMBER 25TH AT 9:00 AM EST. BELOW IS THE LINK TO MY CONTEST. I HOPE THAT ALL OF MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS WILL BE THERE TO HELP ME. THIS IS THE FIRST CONTEST THAT I HAVE EVER ENTERED SINCE I JOINED FUBAR 2 YEARS AGO. IF I WIN FIRST PLACE, I DO NOT INTEND TO KEEP IT FOR MYSELF, INSTEAD, I PLAN TO GIVE THE AUTO-11'S TO 2 WONDERFUL LADIES, WHO I HOPE WILL GODMOTHER WITH THE HELP OF THE AUTO-11'S. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR HELP AND SUPPORT. CONTEST LINK: MY MORPH THAT THE WATCHER MADE FOR ME GOT DOWN-RATED BY THIS PUNK! JUST WATCH OUT FOR HIM! slntodd@ fubar JUST LOOKING AT THE SCORES AND I AM NEARLY 23K BEHIND. I REALLY APPRECIATE EVERYONE THAT HAS TRIED TO HELP. BUT I AM GOING TO PULL OUT OF THIS CONTEST. MY DAD, REBEL TOLD ME TO START WITH THAT IT WOULD BE A HARD ONE AND THAT WITH IT BEING DURING THE HOLIDAYS THERE WOULD NOT BE ENOUGH PEOPLE ON-LINE TO HELP. BUT I THOUGHT THAT I'D GIVE IT A TRY ANYWAYS AND

Rebel Lit
To: Readers and aspiring writers. I have completed my first novel, and I am stoked. included is a excerpt, from the story. 1929, when scorching-hot-burning yellow suns light insufferably long days, before blindingly-luminous- cooling moons, wash the tortuous heat away, in shortened nights, not long enough to recover from, the excessive cruelty, exacted by the solar inferno that is mother nature’s privy, to dispense. A surreal reality exists; it is the imagined limitless excess, to a blinded few, but a very real struggle, in an almost inescapable and oppressively-grinding poverty for many.

Rebel
Hello good friends. I hope this message of not going with the flow finds you well. You know that people always talk about adapting to things that are accepted in this world, and that people have to adapt to new things in order to survive. We hear it everyday, how the world is changing. People are conforming to new ideas, and accepting things that they might not believe in, but that doesn't matter. The world is changing, and it wants us to change with. The world has its own ideas of how things should be done. What we think and what we believe does not really matter. So many times I see that today we are taught to just go along with what is happening, and to just go along with it, and in some cases, a sad truth has shown itself, and that is that in some places people are told not to challenge what is being done, which in my opinion is one of the biggest crimes that someone can commit, people being told not to stand up for what they believe in. What does it matter what we all believe i

Rebel...tru Def.
Wanna know what what a true rebel/non-conformist is? It isn't someone who rags on other cliques or openly does something stupid or rude to others. It isn't someone who follows some popular choice of style. It isn't someone who does drugs or drink. And it DEFINETELY isn't one of those stereotypes from old fifties movies! It's someone who can hardly stand out at all because they're lost in the sea of cliques. You simply cannot classify a rebel in any clique, because they follow their own dress code putting on and picking out what they think is cool and not wearing something because it seems punk or preppy. A rebel doesn't do something because it's hot for the moment or because it seems hardcore or something a rebel would wear. As a matter of fact, most rebels don't even know they are rebels. They befriend whoever they like, listen to whatever they want to listen to, and behave in the manner they see fit. These people live their lives the way they want to and not the way everyone expects

Rebelicious's Blogs
Please say a prayer for my friend scott norman, he recently found out that he has a progressive brain tumor and the doctors say he will be lucky to make it till christmas. he decided to do a walk across america before his time is through here on this earth and i am asking for my fu friends and family to please pray for him that he finishes his walk. All prayers will be greatly appreciated.

Rebel Cry
LISTEN TO THE GUNS GO OFF,HEAR THE REBEL CRY,FIGHTING BY EACH OTHER, TELL THE END OF TIME,HEAR THE DRUMS A BEATING, LOW THEN REAL HARD,LISTEN TO THE FALLEN THAT CRYING OUT O'PLEASE O;LORD,THERE SPIRTS DO NOT DIE, THEY STILL LIVE EACH NIGHT FIGHTING,EVEN THO THERE DEAD, THERE SPIRTS ARE STILL HERE, I WONDER WHY THEY STILL DO STAY, WONDER WHY NOT LEAVE, MAYBE ITS THERE LIFE THEY LIVE,THEY BREATH IT EVERYDAY, I HAD RELATION IN RL LIFE, THAT FOUGHT ON EACH SIDE, BUT AFTER IT WAS ALL DONE AND OVER, I HEARD THAT REBEL CRY, THEY SAY IT NEVER ENDS OUT THERE EVEN IF THEY DIED.

Rebellious Behavior
when all the frowns have faded, and the tears have been washed away with the wind..i sense the calm sweeping over me. knowing that my heart will never be full on this earthly plane; makes me long for the gates of my beliefs. For as long as i live and breathe; i have my family...

Rebirth Of Satans_spawn
I was Born in 1849 in North Carolina,I had a Twin brother,he was deheaded, shortly after,we were transform'd into the Walking Dead.Prior to being Satans Spawn. We fought Bravely for the South.I had a Vision I new we couldn't win.The Yanks just Kept on coming.We'ed Kill 5 an 15 would take there place.We were Bushwac trying to get back to our Regiment.There were 5 of us.My Brother an I an 3 other Confederates.The 3 others were shot up pretty bad.We had no water an no food.As the others lay dieing we made our pact.When they Slept,we drank their blood.My brother an I were stark Crazy Mad.1 died, we ate his flesh.It was nasty,sometimes I feel I can still taste that rotten stinky flesh,it permeanted our nostrils.Then another died,we cut him open to use his stomache for a water bag.Then Jeb held the other dieing man down.I open'd him up had his heart pump the last of his blood into the stomache bag.Then he Dies.The yanks had moved on,they left 1/2 dozen men to finally flush us out.I pulled th

Rebirth
Winter is still in the air. The morning is brisk and I clutch my coat closed tight as I walk quickly to the car. Suddenly something catches my eye and I stop, a smile forms across my face. The first sign of hope, that spring is arriving, has broken through the ground of the garden. Beautiful is it petals of lavendar and white. I know this is only the beginning for my beautiful garden, soon others will awake and bring forth their beautiful foliage and fragrance will fill the air. Gegi20070606

Reborn...from The Ashes Of The Phoenix...
a new day...a new beginning...have been on detour too long...time to get back on track...sometimes i stand in the middle of a crossroad...not knowing which direction to go...so i just sit down and take the easy way out...but nothing stands still...especially not "time"...so yeah...time to pick my ass up and get moving...whichever road it may lead me...i believe i'll overcome all the obstacles...i chose to walk through this world alone...in the name of freedom...but someone once said...freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose... well maybe that's what i feel...it sure beats having the heart broken and discarded...don't know which is worse...to love or to be loved... so yeah...i chose to walk alone...at least for now...

Reborn
It’s like being reborn each and every day when your life is defined to the point that it becomes self evident. The things we cherish and take pride in are the things that keep us going and help us endure life’s unbearable charms. BY MICHAEL COBURN

R-e-b-o-r-n
Goodness! Three weeks (give or take) since I last posted a blog on here...time flies! I got really bogged down with all the stuff I needed to do prior to getting the kids back to school then had a surprise two week holiday sprung on me by my husband which was lovely. We spent a couple of weeks at a vineyard in the south of France with our youngest two kids and had a lovely, relaxing time. I think my man was trying to break my addicition to cock by starving me of it but it just made me crave it even more!! I went out one night for some fresh air and met an Irish guy who was staying in one of the rooms at the vineyard with his girlfriend (we were in a little, cute stone cottage in the grounds). We ended up in a little pub getting drunk on ridiculously cheap vino then shagging in a field nearby! I don't know what he said to his girlfriend but my man was asleep when I got in so the subject didn't arise! When I got home (earlier this week) I was itching for a sesh but everyone see

Rebuild
Okay, so I go to the lake last Thursday and my 15 year old son alwys stays home, cause he hates the lake. I come home Sunday night to a fubarred computer, it wont boot up or nothing. I have been wanting to do a major wipe out and rebuild for a while, just havent done it but now I had no choice. I lost everything and am just now getting windows back on it and the internet back working, but havent gotten anything else installed, so I wont be on much for a few days. And if I dont feel like dealing with the computer or I get frustrated, it may just be longer. Incase you are wondering, I got into the BIOS and did figure out I had 7 trojan viruses downloaded from PORN sites, so now I really know what my child does while I am out of town!! LOL, typical kid I guess. But I will be back, just dont think I am ignoring or hating, just rebuilding.....

Rebuilding
It wasn't till after a relationship I was in for years did I truly realize how programmed I was by her. I kept thinking of what she would want involuntarily, and that got frustrating. So I started the task of unprogramming my mind, so I could make my own choices, independant of what she would want. And do you know what I found? I found out that I was only partly myself while I was with her. I am still a sweetheart that will do a lot for those I care about, but I also found out that I was lying to myself about what I was into. I found myself watching more of the types of movies I enjoy most, horror, and it felt good to be my own person. Another part of my life that I didn't realize was affected until after was my sex life. I got so used to doing exactly what she wanted, that I had no moves or special tricks. Only from experimentation have I figured out where my strengths lie. And now that I don't have to worry about her limits, I've expanded my mind and seen things I could

Rebuild Me By Alex M.
Coward behind the rock and roll dream Thats not me thats not my scene Too many actors play the part of fools If i had them, I'd give you jewels Come with me and never look back I want only scars to show your past I will try to not let you bleed Don't relapse I wont accept defeat 12 hours away but i hear you say Can you rebuild my puzzle, can you rebuild me? How are you doing how have you been Look up to God not that sin Your gone but your still haven't Left You've walked throught the valley in the shadow of death 12 hours away but i hear you say Can you rebuild my puzzle, can you rebuild me? For my help I look to the sky I'm no puzzle master but i'll try So nice, so sweet, so kind You too far away but on my mind 12 hours away but i hear you say Can you rebuild my puzzle, can you rebuild me? 12 hours away but i hear you say Can you rebuild my puzzle, can you rebuild me?

Recalled Cans Still For Sale In Grocery Stores
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19994676/ Recalled cans still for sale in grocery stores A week later, word hasn't reached all outlets selling possibly tainted foods Gene Blythe / AP A pickup truck is checked by security at the entrance to the Castleberry's Food plant in Augusta, Ga., on July 24, 2007. The plant has temporarily shut down after it was linked to botulism in canned chili. Video Steak 'n Shake clears up recall confusion July 27: The restaurant chain has recalled its canned chili from stores, but the fresh chili they serve in restaurants is just fine. NBC News Channel Updated: 1 hour, 56 minutes ago WASHINGTON - Stores nationwide are continuing to sell recalled canned chili, stew, hash and other foods potentially contaminated with poisonous bacteria even after repeated warnings the products could kill. Thousands of cans are being removed from store shelves as quickly as investigators find them, more than a week after Castleberry's Food

Recall
RECALL INFOhttp://www.service.mattel.com/us/recall/39054_IVR.asp?prod= Fisher-Price, in cooperation with the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission is voluntarily recalling a limited number of Nickelodeon and Sesame Street painted toys produced by one specific contract manufacturer during a narrow timeframe. The recalled products were sold in retail stores nationwide since May 1, 2007. Paint on some of these products COULD contain lead in excess of permissible levels. see link to view the toys included!! RECALL INFOhttp://www.service.mattel.com/us/recall/39054_IVR.asp?prod=

Recalls Suck
Well after doing 4yrs get to do another year via involuntary recall and get to go to Iraq again for the 2nd time well as long as the public knows that military is still making sacrifices on their behalf is all good but hey going to be bored so everyone dont fell afraid to send a message or whatever

Recent Info On Me....
In five hours I am making the big move from Louisiana back home towards the Kentucky area. I will be gone for a couple of weeks but eventually this Chic will be back. DOnt forget about me !!! Grinning... Take care each and everyone of you. Talk with you soon. Sincerely, ~PJ Howdy to my friends ! Yesterday I spent just about all day in the ER. The ones that know me real well on here know I have not been feeling all that good. Comes to find out after extensive testing after testing. I have a rare Syndrome concerning the heart area. I went back to the doctor today and they are getting me into a heart specialist right away. People that have this usually are born with it. Well I have had testing before cause years ago they thought I had MS. NOthing came up abnormal with my heart. So something has caused for me to have this problem now. I am on strict plans what I can take and cannot take right now. I am starting the New non smoking pill tomorrow cause that is

Recent Mouths I Have Fucked
Shi Reeves and her big ol' tits stop by for her first (and last) face fuck! (Puke alert - for all you sick fucks out there!) Porn princess Nikki Hilton actually contacted us and literally begged for the Face Fuck Treatment. Nikki allows her mouth to be fucked like a prison bitch on death row. Wet, sloppy, choke-face fucking - only at Face Fucked Cunts! Moxxie is probably thie biggest slut you will ever meet. This girl is up for anything. Including being treated like a worthless cunt at Face Fucked Cunts.com Are you down with FFC?

Recently My Life Is
going great :) really is ... appart from a few stupid by life changing things all is good. off to go veiw a house soon with my boyfriend and hopefully we will be getting that .. work is great :) got my mates 18th to go to this friday :) should be a good piss up... and yes, i really dont have anything better to do right now. i could eat, but i cant be bothered, i could sleep, but cant be bothered to get ready for it ... im lazy atm... so im gonna go :) x for reading this.. u must be as bored as me What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or eve a completely different life. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you. Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - an

Recent Epiphany
Have you ever been stuck between a rock and a hard place? It seems like it has happened to me repeatedly lately...sometimes its when I want something I know I can't have, and I know I can't live w/o it but if I had it, would I be able to be live with it? How could I survive either way? Where do you go/ what do you do when your only moments of solitude are unconsciousness? Or being completely thoughtless? Have you ever heard the saying beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Well, I discovered it is true. I fell in love with someone who would generally not be considered "gorgeous", and falling in love was something I NEVER EVER thought I would do. But someone broke me and then deserted me. It broke my heart so badly that I have become an entirely different person. It has been a while since the "relationship"(If you could call it that) ended. It was short, and it ended poorly with me outwardly expressing EXTREME insecurity and him not giving a damn. I know that this emotion will n

Recent Stuff
I'll be flying home, for good this time, on May 3rd. It's been an interesting 3 years in Germany, but I'll be glad to be back. Back to the land of 24-hour supermarkets... the land of Taco Bell and Arby's... where the majority of my friends and all of my family is. Home. Strange concept, for a guy who's called home a tank, random trees, and a back-alley hostel in every major city in Germany. There are uncounted days I'll never forget, and just as many nights I'll never remember. There have been many friends along the way, some of which are still here, some which have gone. Reassigned to other units, ending of their service term, or coming home in a body bag, either way I won't see several of them ever again. But I'll never forget any of them. All the nights we sat at a bar and couldn't stop laughing, or all the nights we sat out in the woods in the rain and snow trying to find something to laugh at, every memory means something. As I pack my bags for the plane ride back, this is my fin

Recently Single Dad
Well, let's see, I'm now a single dad of one nine month old daughter and I'm pretty happy about it. Things could have been much worse. Not that it doesn't hurt, but I still have my kid. I don't know how many people will even read this cause no one ever reads my other blogs on other pages. Anyway, I have no idea how this really works. I heard about it and thought I'd check it out. It seems to be pretty cool. Anyway, if anyone wants to know more about me, all you gotta do is ask. My life is an open book and I love the chance to meet new people. I don't get out much since I work from home and have a baby.

Recent News For Dying Regret
Come out and join us while we celebrate with our Drummer, Mike at the Jumping Turtle! We've made headlines online! Please check us out and buy our cd while the limited run edition of The Price of Human Ruin is available! www.cdbaby.com has this to say: Got twenty minutes to spare for some "unrelenting orchestrated destruction with beautiful overtones of pain?" Sure you do. While the world continues to be helplessly saturated with metalcore bands that all claim to be poised and ready to rip your ears off with their unrelenting assault, few seem to actually be able to cut the mustard. This EP makes a strong case for why this San Diego five piece might be one of the groups worth paying attention to. Heavy on the riffs but not dependent on them, these songs are fast and slyly sophisticated, throwing in hits and breaks that add a real variation to the structure of the rhythms. The drums may be the real backbone here, cranking into double time with ease and almost toying with the

Recently Diagnosed With C.a.a.d.d.
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, "Dakota, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Dakota replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Dakota, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?" "Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would

Recent Mumm's
Its funny how you can ask a question and alot of people assume you are doing something wrong, as for my MUMM that I posted my wife is quite aware of what i do on here and after 18 years of marriage. As of today we have been Married since 8-28-1989

Recent Happinings
Ok, here is the story in a nice short version. I like guy, but he is not interested, then he is interested asks me out(i have known him 15 years or so, he is 35 i'm 27 so him not being interested is self preservation at the time lol)I have had a crush on him for forever, so we go out he bought dinner and we talked, we went to a movie and flirted, then we went parking and had some fun till 330am. the next night we went to a private party to have more fun and we had lots of fun.and when it was time for him to leave he stayed for another 30 mins saying good bye to me. i saw him quite a few more times in the following weeks but he never called me back.But when we talked he made several comments about how good a time he had and how nice it was to just chill with me. then yesterday we talked for a while went for a drive(to cold to have fun in a car) but he was dripping hints about comming to my place to chill. I of course needed to clean b4 i could bring him over. and then when i called

Recent News....
Ok for those that were wondering, I went to Court Yesterday for the custody case. I WON!!! Sole, Legal and Physical Custody!!! He was still locked up, and apparently facing state prison. In fact, he knows the system, AND knows that in order to be at a court date (other then those appointed for crimes charged,) he has to arrange it. He didn't even take the time to do that. I guess he doesnt care as much as he says he does. January 3rd we set up visitation. So thats good, one less thing for me to worry about. Now that I have full custody and I know that my girls are safe and wont be fucked with, I've made a decision. On Monday the 4th I'm going into the Army Recruiters office. If things go well I'm going to re-enlist. I'll be leaving my daughters with their grandma while I go off to basic. Once I'm done with basic, I'll be able to live off base, and have my girls live with me. At this point in time, I'm not exactly sure if I'm going, or when if I'm able to. So I will keep everyone po

Recent Mumm
seems that the repost from someones mumm turned out that the person was found so i removed the mumm but not before a few people got rude with others about it witch is grammer school people now this subject hits verry close to home for me as i have lost a few freinds exactly the same way i was only trying to help find this person i have had the original poster remove it so it dont happen again just want to say im sorry did not realize she was found

Recently Single
WELL GUYS ME AND MY HUSBAND ARE GETTING DIVORCED I AM SINGLE NOW. YES I CAN FINALLY DO WHAT I WANT. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK BUT DONT EVEN COMMENT ME OR ANYTHING IF YOU CANT HANDLE THE FACT THAT I HAVE A 4 YEAR OLD SON WHO IS DISABLED HE IS MY LIFE AND I WONT TAKE ANYBODY NOT ACCEPTING HIM. BUT IF YOU DONT CARE HES DISABLED AND NEEDS LOTS OF LOVE AND CARE THEN HIT ME UP

Recent Health Issues
Oral Herpes Symptoms HSV Type 1 * Incubation period: For oral herpes, the amount of time between contact with the virus and the appearance of symptoms, the incubation period, is 2-12 days. Most people average about 4 days. * Duration of illness: Signs and symptoms will last 2-3 weeks. Fever, tiredness, muscle aches, and irritability may occur. o Pain, burning, tingling, or itching occurs at the infection site before the sores appear. Then clusters of blisters erupt. These blisters break down rapidly and, when seen, appear as tiny, shallow, gray ulcers on a red base. A few days later, they become crusted or scabbed and appear drier and more yellow o Oral sores: The most intense pain caused by these sores occurs at the onset and make eating and drinking difficult. + The sores may occur on the lips, the gums, the front of the tongue, the inside of the cheeks, the throat, and the roof of the mouth. + They may also extend d

Recent Changes
A lot has happened in the last few weeks. Got an amazing job offer, one I could not refuse. Had to move 1500 miles west to New Mexico, got in on 4/15. Will be out here alone for a bit. Baching it for a while..family can't follow right now and hopefully they will be here in July. They say a change of scenery is good for the mind and soul...I am hoping that all of this is a sign that things are starting to get better...

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HELLO MY NAME IS TINA AND I AM HOSTING MY FIRST AUCTION. IN THIS AUCTION YOU CAN BID WHATEVER YOU WANT, AS LONG AS YOU CAN PAY FOR IT. THE ENTRY FEE IS 10K. I KNOW ITS LOW BUT GUESS WHAT, YOU WILL BE GETTING IT BACK BECAUSE THE MINIMIUM BID IS 30K. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN PLEASE SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE INCLUDING THE LIST YOU WANT TO BE PUT ON THE TAG. PLEASE SEND ME A LINK TO THE PICTURE YOU WANT ME TO USE FOR YOUR TAG OR IF YOU ALREADY HAVE AN AUCTION TAG I CAN USE THAT AS WELL. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A TAG PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE AND I WILL MAKE ONE FOR YOU. THE AUCTION WILL START WHEN I HAVE AT LEAST 6 ENTRIES. I WILL SEND EVERYONE WHO IS IN THE AUCTION A PRIVATE MESSAGE WHEN I HAVE THE ENETRIES. THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND I AM AWAITING YOUR ENTRIES. i love all 5 off my kids*@ fubar HI EVERYONE. I KNOW I DONT ASK ALOT FROM YALL. BUT RIGHT NOW IM IN AN AUCTION AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU CAME BY AND BID ON ME YOUWILL BE ABLE TO GET ALOT OF STUFF IF Y

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Ughhhhhhh it's 8:51 am and I'm writing a blog.....The reasoning behind this blog is because I haven't been around lately, and not sure how much longer i will be around (fubar that is)......A few weeks ago, while at work, our accounts payable/recievable lady came and seen me. It turns out my ex wife has decided to call FRO (family responsibility office) for back pay on child support.......I never paid for child support because she never wanted any.....stupid me for not getting that in writing.....Well in recent events i have started dating someone, which brought out the jealousy bone in my ex.......even though we have been seperated now for over two fucking years....Anyways, because she called FRO, they are now taking 50% of my pay cheque every 2 weeks. I don't make a lot of money for what i do for a living, I'm a cook at a restaurant...therefore by taking 50% off, it literally leaves me with around $600 to live off every month.....Therefore i will be shutting down my internet, and home

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Ok its been a while since i wrote a blog. So i started a new school in feburary 08 and got kicked out july 30, 2008. Yeah i know dumb ass but its true i blew the greatest chance of a lifetime and i realized that. Ok so 3 weeks ago from last saturday i was given another chance of a lifetime (and i didnt fuck this one up lol), now im not a person who name drops famous people i know but this is that one time i gotta do it, but national gospel recording artist The williams Brothers came to my church to help celebrate 90th church anniversiary. They were such a blessing to the church and our pastor (who knows them personally). They used tracks but after the tracks got done play my band (church band) picked up where the track left off without missing a beat and we had a great time. So afterwards while everyone were gettin autographs and pics takin with them i was just sittin on bench outside just thinking. Ppl kept on askin me if i was goin to get an autograph from them and i told them "plsyi

Recent Court Findings.
Ok folks I know I am going to get chastized for saying what I am going to say. But I am not going to sit by anymore and listen to it anymore. I know of the most recent court case that had its outcome be known on last Mon the 5th of July 2011. Yes the day after Independence day. Yes now you can define irony. The outcome of her court case that was all over the air ways for the past fucking months. Yes months. Well I define irony as this. Our country was founded on beliefs and strong such beliefs that was made a declaration to separate ourselves from another government to form another government and stronger country. To make things such as innocent until proven guilty. Well our justice system as much as it can suck sometimes and people don't get treated the way that they should. Yes I know people do not get what they deserve such as the case of last Monday. Maybe she should have gotten the chair or a lethal injection. But she didn't. Because they could not prove "BEYOND A REASONABLE DO

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I had to work Saturday for my sister who was out of town. It was a normal day just like any other day I've had to work. I flirted with guests and chatted with friends online. Nothing out of the ordinary. My day ended at 3pm and I decided to do a little shopping for a friend. I went to a store and didn't like anything there so I proceeded to go across town to the other store they have that has more items. I get about a 1/4 mile away from the store and all of a sudden my heart starts racing really really fast. I feel like someone punched me in the throat, my arms went numb underneath from my shoulder down to my pinkies. My shoulders got stiff and my neck did as well. My breathing changed as well. Now I've had my heart race before but it always went away after a few minutes. This time was completely different. It just wouldn't stop no matter how calm I tried to be. I wasn't gonna go to the hospital but I talked myself into it. I get there and they rush me back. They did an IV and hooked m

Recent Poem
The cost of being insane The journey suddenly ends With truth almost in hand A truce of silence now put in place A final veil of silk remains Glimpses of truth dance on the threads The journey came to a rightful end Others took notice My quest was done The point was made That’s all that was needed The journey came to the right end One might make a difference Uniquely my value shined bright

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When someone confides in you that they have hit rock bottom and hates their life because this "game" has distroyed it, all you can do is be honest and tell them that they may want to seek some help. Serious help!I myself do love the game but not to the point I can sit and watch someone distroy themselves.

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I'm pretty sure I'll be "editing" this or deleting it since it is my first blog here and I'm on a tight schedule.... If I can't do either, no biggie but I'd like for my friends & family to know a few things..

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Crockpot Canadian Bacon Soup 1 16-oz pkg dried lentils, sorted and rinsed 2 (14 1/2 ozs. each) cans ready-to-serve vegetable broth 1 6-oz pkg sliced Canadian-style bacon, coarsely chopped 2 medium carrots, cut into 1/2-inch pieces 1 medium potato, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch pieces 1 medium onion, chopped 1 medium stalk celery, cut into 1/2-inch pieces 4 cups water 1 tsp dried thyme leaves 1/2 tsp salt 1/4 tsp pepper Mix all ingredients in 3 1/2- to 6-quart slow cooker. Cover and cook on Low heat setting for 8-9 hours or High for 3-5 hours or until lentils are tender. Stir well before serving. Serves 8. OK THIS IS A NO BRAINER IF YOU LIKE CARROTS. INSTEAD OF BOILING THEM IN WATER UNTIL TENDER, BOIL THEM IN BEER. THEN STRAIN AND POUR MELTED BUTTER OVER THEM AND SPRINKLE WITH DILL WEED.............OMG THIS IS REALLY GOOD. U CAN USE BABY CARROTS OR SLICE YOUR OWN Egg Lemon Soup (Ovalemono Soup) Ingredients: 4 qts. Chicken broth 2 C. Rice 8

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An elegant dessert with a layer of blackberries nestled under a warm custard blanket Cooking Technique:Boil-Simmer Prep Time:20 Cooking Time:20-30 minutes Yield:8 servings (3/4 cup each) Ingredients 1 pound fresh or thawed frozen blackberries, divided 2 tablespoons cornstarch 1-3/4 cups non-alcoholic sparkling white wine, divided 3 tablespoons pure maple syrup 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/4 teaspoon almond extract 1/4 cup granulated sugar 1 cup (8 ounces) Egg Beaters® Egg Product Reddi-wip® Fat Free Dairy Whipped Topping, (optional) fresh mint leaves, (optional) Directions 1. Divide 1-1/4 cups blackberries evenly among 8 (10-ounce) wine glasses. Press remaining blackberries through sieve. Discard seeds; set juice aside. 2. Mix cornstarch and 1/4 cup wine in small bowl; set aside. Pour remaining 1-1/2 cups wine into medium saucepan; bring to boil over medium-high heat. Stir in maple syrup, vanilla, almond extract and the cornstarch

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1lb or more hamburger 1/2 bag of shredded hashbrowns 2 large bell peppers chopped 1 can of diced tomoatoes 1/2 onion chopped. worcestershire sauce 1 bg of shredded cheese Preheat oven 350 In Skillet start browning the hamburger meat, when its almost all browned add the hashbrowns and cook til they are starting to brown.. Add the onion, and bellpepper and tomatoes put in worcestershire sauce as much or as little as you desire you may omit this if you like cook for about 10 min constantly stiring so it don't burn take a baking pan or oblong baking dish pour the hasbrown mixture in spread evenly covering the bottom, coat the top w/ the shredded cheese and put in oven til the cheese has melted completely add ons: you can top it w/ chili add gravy such as chicken gravy mushroom gravy add pizza sauce in the meat mixtures you can get very creative w/ this dish to fix it to your liking. Enjoy 1lb ground beef 1 bellpepper chopped 1 can onions and tomaters ch

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Even though this is not my recipe it's very tasty. Of course I love just about any type of seafood Title: Blackened Redfish Categories: Cajun, Fish/sea Yield: 6 servings 6 ea 8-10oz redfish fillets 3/4 lb Unsalted butter, melted -------------------------------SEASONING MIX------------------------------- 1 tb Sweet paprika 3/4 ts Ground white pepper 2 1/2 ts Salt 3/4 ts Ground black pepper 1 ts Onion powder 1/2 ts Dried thyme leaves 1 ts Garlic powder 1/2 ts Dried oregano leaves 1 ts Ground cayenne pepper NOTE: Fish fillets (preferably redfish, pompano or tilefish) cut about 1/2 inch thick. Redfish and pompano are ideal for this method of cooking. If tilefish is used, you may have to split the fillets in half horizontally to have proper thickness. If you can't get any of these fish, salmon steaks or

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1 box German chocolate cake mix 1 c nuts 1 8 oz cream cheese 1 c coconut 1 stick margarine 1 box confectionary sugar Prepare 11x5 cake pan. Sprinkle nuts and coconut in bottom of pan. Mix cake mix according to directions. Pour over nuts. Melt margarine, add cream cheese and stir until melted. Add confectionary sugar. Pour over batter. Bake at 350 for 40-45 mins. This is a sweet lovers dream....you cannot eat this in large amounts without risk of sugar shock!!!! Eat with caution!!! LOL enjoy it is the best......may be good following the Enchilada Casserole!!! You need: 1 16 oz jar of peanut butter 1 lb of confectionary sugar 2 bars of butter 1 lb bag of chocolate chips In a sauce pan melt the peanut butter and butter. Slowly mix in the con. sugar. Allow to cool and roll small golf size balls out of the peanut butter mixture. Set aside Slowly melt the cho. chips on low heat so it is not to burn. one by one dip the peanut butter balls in and cover. T

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Warm mixed berries topped with a crispy granola topping—it's simply delicious! From eatbetteramerica. Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:1 hr makes:9 servings 1 bag (8 oz) Cascadian Farm® frozen organic blueberries 1 bag (10 oz) Cascadian Farm® frozen organic strawberries 1 bag (10 oz) Cascadian Farm® frozen organic raspberries 1/4 cup sugar 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1 1/2 cups Cascadian Farm® organic oats & honey granola Vanilla reduced-fat ice cream or frozen yogurt, if desired 1. Heat oven to 375°F. In ungreased 8-inch square (2-quart) glass baking dish, mix frozen berries, sugar and flour until fruit is coated. Bake 20 minutes. 2. Stir. Sprinkle with granola. 3. Bake 15 to 20 minutes longer or until light golden brown and bubbly. Let stand 5 to 10 minutes before serving. Serve warm with ice cream. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): In step 1, bake 25 minutes. In step 3, bake 18-23 minutes. Nutritional Information 1 Serving: Calor

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Mexican Bean Pie... INGREDIENTS * 1 (15 ounce) can black beans, drained and rinsed * 1 (15 ounce) can pinto beans, drained * 1 (16 ounce) can refried beans * 1 (2 ounce) can sliced black olives * 1/2 (15.25 ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained * 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper * 1 jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced * 1 tablespoon ground cumin * 1 tablespoon chili powder * ground black pepper to taste * 5 (10 inch) whole wheat tortillas * 1 1/2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese * 1/2 cup salsa (optional) * 1/2 cup sour cream (optional) DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 10 inch round cake pan or springform pan. 2. In a large saucepan over medium-high heat, mix black beans, pinto beans, refried beans, olives, corn, bell pepper, and jalapeno pepper. Season with cumin, chili power, and black pepper. Cook and stir until thickened, about 10 minutes. 3. Lay one

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Picante Chicken Rice Burritos The combination of chicken, cheese, olives and rice mixed together in a tortilla is outstanding. Definitely try this recipe. Serving: 12 INGREDIENTS: 2 tablespoons butter 1/2 cup chopped green onion 1 clove garlic, minced 7 cups shredded, cooked chicken meat 1 tablespoon chili powder 2 1/2 cups chicken broth, divided 1 16-ounce jar picante sauce, divided 1 cup uncooked long-grain rice 1/2 cup sliced black olives 3 cups shredded cheddar cheese, divided 12 burrito size tortillas DIRECTIONS: 1. To Make Chicken Mixture: In a large skillet over medium heat, melt butter and sauté green onion and garlic until soft; stir in chicken, chili powder, 1/4 cup broth and 3/4 cup picante sauce. Heat through, then set aside. 2. To Make Rice: In a large saucepan, bring rice and remaining 2 1/4 cups broth to a boil. Reduce heat, cover pan and simmer for 20 minutes. Stir in remaining 1 1/4 cups picante sauce, cover and simmer for another 5 to 10 mi

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CHORIZO Chorizo is a chile and garlic flavored sausage, much beloved by Mexicans and we of the American Southwest. It was originally derived from the Spanish sausage of the same name, but has evolved over the last few centuries to be distinctly Mexican. In Mexico, Chorizo is commonly made of pork, but also of young goat, javalina, venison, occasionally beef, or where meat is scarce, just about anything available. It is highly flavored, so a little goes a long way. It is convenient if it is wrapped and frozen in small packages which is what I prefer to do. Chorizo is great for breakfast. Thaw out a package, fry it up lightly while breaking it up, and when fried, scramble in a few eggs. This is wonderful by itself, or with tortillas. Instead of the eggs, you can add a cup or so of Mexican beans to the fried Chorizo. Mash them well while they fry, and you have "Frijoles Refritos con Chorizo", excellent when eaten like grits or potatoes, and also excellent as a taco, burrito or sandw

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1 bag (10 oz) peanut butter chips 1 stick (1/2 cup) butter 6 1/2 cups crisp rice cereal 1 bag (12 oz) semisweet chocolate chips 1/2 cup light corn syrup 1/2 cup honey-roasted peanuts, chopped 1. You'll need a 13 x 9-in. baking pan lined with nonstick foil to extend about 2 in. above narrow ends of pan. 2. Melt peanut butter chips and butter in a large bowl in microwave or in a heavy saucepan over low heat, stirring often, until thoroughly blended and smooth. Remove from heat, add cereal and stir until evenly coated. 3. Scrape into prepared pan, spread evenly, then cover with wax paper. Use another 13 x 9-in. pan or heavy book on top to press into an evenly compact layer, then remove wax paper. Place pan in freezer 10 minutes or until firm. 4. Melt chocolate chips as directed on bag. Add corn syrup and stir until well blended. Spread chocolate evenly on cereal mixture, then sprinkle with nuts. Top with wax paper and lightly press nuts into chocolate. Remove wax paper;

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Dublin Coddle This is a very popular dish, especially in Dublin, and has been so for many years. It is nourishing, tasty, economical and warming - what more could you ask? Although it is best made with a good stock - water in which a ham has been boiled, or even a ham bone - a light stock cube will substitute. 1lb/ 500g best sausages 8oz/ 250g streaky bacon 1/2pt/ 300ml/ 1 cup stock or water 6 medium potatoes 2 medium onions salt and pepper (serves four) Cut the bacon into 1in/ 3cm squares. Bring the stock to the boil in a medium saucepan which has a well-fitting lid, add the sausages and the bacon and simmer for about 5 minutes. Remove the sausages and bacon and save the liquid. Cut each sausage into four or five pieces. Peel the potatoes and cut into thick slices. Skin the onions and slice them. Assemble a layer of potatoes in the saucepan, followed by a layer of onions and then half the sausages and bacon. Repeat the process once more and then finish off with a layer

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1 pound box of graham crackers (honey) 3 boxes (4 0z each) instant french vanilla pudding 4 cups milk 12 oz container of cool whip 1. butter a 9x13 baking dish 2. line pan with layer of whole graham crackers. 3. stir pudding with a mixer and slowly add cool whip. pour half of pudding/ cool whip mix over graham crackers. 4. do a second layer of whole graham crackers, pour rest of pudding/ cool whip mix over it. 5. third layer of graham crackers. 6. chill for 2 hours. 7. chocolate frosting over the top layer of graham crackers, chill again for about half an hour or until the frosting is cold to touch. 1 box honey graham crackers 1 cup butter/ margarine (your preference) 1 cup brown sugar 1 package (12 oz) chocolare chips 1 cup chopped nuts (optional --yuck) 1. lightly grease the bottom of a cookie sheet, then lline with whole graham crackers until completely covered 2.boil butter and brown sugar together for 2 minutes. Stir often. Pour over graham crackers. 3.bake a

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I was in a relationship and I realized a few things while I was in it ... I always believed LOVE was the number one emotion but I was wrong. Its TRUST when you begin the relationship the first thing you give is TRUST always. LOVE is something you begin feeling stronger and stronger over a time. Then something happens and the TRUST crumbles. Then we have to bring out FORGIVENESS. Thats a hard one sometimes easier said then done. Can you really forgive and walk away and say ok it is alright and really mean it? Then theres PATIENCE cause theres gonna be times after the TRUST was broken when you ask yourself WHERE ... WHEN... WHY...WHAT ? And after awhile those questions become a pain in the ass to both of you , you for having to ask them doubting all the time and him because of guilt or vice versa. So please if your in love and you trust this person, there not perfect and they will make mistakes so remember to have patience and to forgive them. And last but not least remember APPRECIAT

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Have not tried this myself, just putting some recipes I have saved on the old puter and thought I’d share here too J Potato and Green Bean Salad 1 bag(1½ lb.) Refrigerated, ready-to-cook Golden potatoes 1 pound green beans, trimmed & cut into 1 inch pieces salt 2 tablespoons olive oil 2 tablespoon red wine vinegar 1 teaspoon minced garlic 1/8 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 2 tablespoons finle chopped kalamata olives 2 tablespoons thinly sliced, packed fresh basil leaves 1. Cook potatoes according to package directions. 2. Drain in colander under cool running water, 30 seconds. Set aside 3. Bring large saucepan 2/3 full of water to a boil. 4. Add beans, 1½ teaspoons salt. 5. Cook 5-6 minutes,until tender. 6. Drain in colander under cool running water, 30 seconds. Set aside 7. Whisk oil, vinegar, garlic, ½ teaspoon salt and pepper in large bowl. 8. Add warm, drained potatoes, green beans, olives and basil. 9. Toss gently with rubber spatula to combine.

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Swedish Pancakes These light, crispy pancakes are just as delicious at breakfast served with exotic jams or with caviar at the cocktail hour, just as long as they are warm and fresh. 1 Egg, lightly beaten 3/4 cups Milk 1/4 teaspoons Salt 1/2 cup All-purpose flour 1 teaspoon Baking powder 1 tablespoon Sugar 2 tablespoon Butter, melted Lingonberry jam Sour cream for garnish In a large bowl, beat the egg together with the milk, salt, flour, baking powder and sugar until smooth. Stir in the butter. Preheat a large skillet over medium heat until a drop of water sizzles. Pour 2 tablespoons of the batter on the pan and cook the pancakes for about a minute on each side or until golden and crisp. Serve immediately with jam or jelly and sour cream. Makes 20 pancakes. German-Style Pancakes Try these puffy, baked pancakes for a change of pace. Serves 2-4 2/3 cup Flour 3 Eggs 2/3 cup Milk

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everytime someone bombs my pic in the contest i am in, god saves a kitten. please save as many kittens as you can!!! please click the pic below and save as many kittens as you can watermelon slush.....1 cup ice 3 cups watermelon chunks 2 tablespoons honey, blend all in a blender, makes 2 servings, doc's note, for cancer patients, watermelon seems to be the most tolerated fruit. its light, cool, refreshing and goes down easy strawberry soup 1qt strawberries hulled, juice of 1 orange, 3tbsp confectioner's sugar 1 12 oz can peach nectar 1 1/2 cups yogurt in a food processor combine strawberries and orange juice; blend till smooth, add the sugar, gradually add peach nectar blending well. add yogurt blending untill mixed, refriderate

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1 lb bittersweet chocolate, chopped 1 stick unsalted butter 9 large eggs, separated 3/4 cup granulated sugar, plus 1 tablespoon 2 cups heavy cream, cold Confectioners' sugar, for dusting Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Butter a 9-inch springform pan. Put the chocolate and butter into the top of a double boiler (or in a heatproof bowl) and heat over (but not touching) about 1 inch of simmering water until melted. Meanwhile, whisk the egg yolks with the sugar in a mixing bowl until light yellow in color. Whisk a little of the chocolate mixture into the egg yolk mixture to temper the eggs - this will keep the eggs from scrambling from the heat of the chocolate; then whisk in the rest of the chocolate mixture. Beat the egg whites in a mixing bowl until stiff peaks form and fold into the chocolate mixture. Pour into the prepared pan (spray the bottom with nonstick spray) and bake until the cake is set, the top starts to crack, and a toothpick inserted into the cake co

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The first time you fall in love; it is like a dream come true. For all of us, that love has or is yet to come. For the majority of us older people, it has come and gone. I'm only speaking on it because my heart is heavy. Some people will make you fell like "what was the point in falling in love if it was not real?" Or rather, "if it was only a fiasco?" Well, there are individuals that will come in your life that will make it known that there is some good in people. There is some good men/women in the world. Although they are a needle in a haystack or a diamond in the ruff. I titled my blog recognition because I've been there and done that. once you've crossed that bridge the "recognition of love" becomes easier. KNOWING when some love is being shown, makes your day go by easier. It makes life worth living. It puts a glow in your spirit that only the uplifted can see. I realize that my first love is gone. I realize that those glory days shall not return. I also realize the presence of

Recovery Day
I had some surgery done yesterday after an incident on a fire scene.I now have a new scar(or shall I say will have) to add to the collection of service related battle wounds. I have a 9 inch long one now along my right side just above the belt line.After removal of the object , 30 internal stitches and 13 external stiches the repair work is done and i am A-OK. My surgeon(who I refer to as DR.Feelgood) gave a script for percocet,so I am not really feeling pain,just some discomfort. Thanks to those that called and sent cards.You lighten My heart and brighten My day.

Record Profits
Personally I am high and dry, and feeling fortunate. If anyone wants to see some local pics feel free to take a peek on my home page. with Shell Oil posting record profits it is time to question our reps and senators why they can not find price gouging. Nothing will be done but if enough email there people maybe they will pass the wind fall tax on them.

Recon Sniper
what would you rate me on a scale of 1-10 so guys im so going to the army in a bit again im swaring back in to be a sniper for the special forces in the army. you should tell me what you think about this.

Record Oil Prices
Breaking News from ABCNEWS.com: OIL HITS ALL-TIME HIGH OF MORE THAN $119 A BARREL, BREAKING RECORD FOR THIRD STRAIGHT DAY. You do realize this is American oil companies charging this and not the Saudis?!

Recruits Needed
~~BLAZING*BOMBERS~~ ~~BLAZING*BOMBERS~~ Looking for New Recruits to add to our growing family!!!!! If you want to become part of our family, please click on my picture link down below and send me a private message! We can't wait for you to join us!!! ~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~ ~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~ For more information and Family rules, click on the following picture link to take you to my blog:

Recruiting
I know when looking for a bombing family, you look towards one with family loyalty.With the family I'm going to start,there will be loyalty,as well as respect from your brothers/sisters..Most important, support when you need it! > It won't be like anything you've seen, on this site or any other.. What I'm proposing to do is accept members on a bike club rule system. You must prove your loyalty to become a member of this family.However you will not be asked to do more then show your willingness to bomb/level as needed, and prove that you can be a trusted and loyal member of this family..As such a probationary period(prospecting)will be necessary. Club patchs will be given out as loyalty to the family is shown..Any questions speak to a club officer..President, Vice President,Sgt.@Arms & Security, or Secretary..This is proving to be one of the greatest familys on Fu,Join us now! For more information on joining contact ~H@rleyB@by69*PUNK'S WIFEY ~HELLZ DEN SCTY*HELLZ BOMBERZ SECRET

Recruiting Members!!!
LYNNE IS HOSTING A T&L LEVELING PARTY! Tonight at 8pm Fu Time, Lynne will be hosting a Happy Hour promoting the Thunder & Lightning Levelers. We are currently recruiting new family members.. please post any interests in regards to this as a comment on the bulletin, or private message either homepage, co-founders or team captains. We are a "Have Fun" Family and DO NOT tolerate any Drama. What we offer as a Family, we feel is unique and as fair to each member as we can get it. The Co-Founders are: ~♦SingleDad38♦~@ fubar LilBamaGirl@ fubar CinDragon@ fubar Blue Homepage Thunder & Lightning Leveler's. Have you been Thunder Struck!!! No Blank Adds@ fubar Blue Homepage Team Captain's ~Lynne~@ fubar ☮Kevin☮@ fubar Pink Homepage Thunder&Lightning Levelers-formerly Club Mystic@ fubar Pink Homepage Team Captain's † MaE - mAe †

Recruiting Links
As the title suggests, these are my Recruiting links Fallen Sword: A FREE, browser based, RPG game i have become addicted to. LINK ... Come check out a simple game i play drunk sometimes called: SigmaStorm II

Recruiting
We are looking for new members to join our family here at Club Frat. > > We are a small friendly group that shows our love by helping our family members with leveling and bombing their contests too. > > Please read the Club Frat > "Welcome to Club Frat Main Rules" > blog to see if this is for you. > > Please send a message to Club Frat Home page, > and post a comment in the blog as well. > We will be in contact with you as soon as possible. > > Thank you > > We do hope you join and become a part of our great family here at ....Club Frat or ask me info(Southern Charm) > > > >

Rectum Stretcher
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, Laura passed under a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic Patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher! And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked . "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket £30 Court Costs £45 Look on the Cop's Face ... PRICELESS For everyth

Rectum?! Damn Near Killed Him!
i'm happy to tell u that there is very little in this world i believe in. Listening to people who comment on political, social, and cultural issues, i notice that most reflect an underlying belief that somehow things were better once and that with just a little effort we could set them right again. They're looking for solutions, and rooting for particular results, and i think that necessarily limits the tone and substance of what they say. Don' get me wrong, they're talented and funny people. i think people, in general, usually are anyway, even if they don't realize it, but they're nothing more then cheerleaders attached to a specific, wished-for outcome. i don't feel so confined. i frankly don't give a fvck how it turns out in this country-or anywhere else for that matter. i think the human game was up long time ago, when the high priests and the traders took over, and now we are just playing out the string. and that is, precisely what i find so amusing: the slow circling of the drai

Red
Whats up Sixers?? I just wanted to let everybody know about our next show on November 24th @ the Clubhouse in Tempe, AZ w/ the Phunk Junkeez!! Tickets on sale for $12 at the door!!! Come check it out & rock with us!! email me for some advanced tickets @ myspace.com , cherrytap.com , & propertysix@yahoo.com What up Sixers?? It was a great show Friday night!! We rocked the house down!!! Thanks to all you guys for showing up & supporting!!! It wouldnt have been great without all of you!!! Much Love, Red - Property Six

Red
If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below how it went for a man... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together.. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home.No, he responded.Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home.Going to pick him up?No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his family.The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Ch

Red
Waste away I'm crawling blind Hollowed by what I left inside For you, just you I'm caught in place But I ignore what I can't erase I will run and hide till memories fade away And I will leave behind a love so strong Close my eyes theses voices say Haunting me, I can't escape For you, just you Time will always wait While I throw away what I can't replace I will run and hide till memories fade away And I will leave behind a love so strong [x2] I will run and hide! And I will leave behind! I will run and hide till memories fade away And I will leave behind a love so strong!

Red Bull Xmas Cake
Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake Ingredients: 1 cup water 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt Lemon Juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle of Vodka 1 can of Red Bull 2 cups dried fruit Method: 1. Sample the vodka to check the quality. 2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. 3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink. 4. Repeat. 5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. 7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok. 8. Flavour with red bull to taste. 9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer. 10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 11. Pick fruit off floor 12. Mix on the turner. 13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver. 14. Shample the vodka to check fo

Red Bull ... Health Risks
Behind the label: Red Bull It has spawned a dozen urban legends. It gets praised and reviled by bloggers. And it tastes like carbonated cough syrup. But does Red Bull do you any good? Pat Thomas reports Date:01/03/2007 Author:Pat Thomas The global energy crisis isn’t just a problem for cars. Humans across the globe are also suffering a chronic lack of vim and vigour – and wherever something is lacking, you can be sure there will be a product to fill the hole. Enter the energy drink. There are hundreds now on the global market, but only one, Red Bull, has consistently been a market leader. Released onto an unsuspecting world in 1987, Red Bull created a whole new drinks category. The global ‘health’ and ‘energy’ drinks market is now the fastest-growing in the soft drinks world, doubling in size every year since it was first identified, to reach £1.5 billion in sales in 2006. Red Bull leads the way, with sales in the region of £1 billion l

Red Bull
Energy Drink May Raise Stroke Risk Reuters (Aug. 15) - Just one can of the popular stimulant energy drink Red Bull can increase the risk of heart attack or stroke, even in young people, Australian medical researchers said on Friday. The caffeine-loaded beverage, popular with university students and adrenaline sport fans to give them "wings," caused the blood to become sticky, a pre-cursor to cardiovascular problems such as stroke. "One hour after they drank Red Bull, (their blood systems) were no longer normal. They were abnormal like we would expect in a patient with cardiovascular disease," Scott Willoughby, lead researcher from the Cardiovascular Research Centre at the Royal Adelaide Hospital, told the Australian newspaper. Red Bull Australia spokeswoman Linda Rychter said the report would be assessed by the company's head office in Austria. "The study does not show effects which would go beyond that of drinking a cup of coffee. Therefore, the reported results wer

Red Box Steal!!
I have a real Beef with Red Box! I took back my 4 DVD's that my girlfriend and I rented. Well, you know you don't get a receipt when you turn them in, well for some reason they can't find the f ing DVDs and are charging my girlfriend $50 each!!!!! Yes! She doesn't have the money to pay that! She has two young daughters and works hard for her money! The worst thing is they won't even let you talk to anyone in a position to help! Just Tough Shit, sorry about that! Well, I say BEWARE! Don't rent from Red Box!!!!!!

Red Blooded American
Red blooded American!!! I believe the American Dream is for those who choose to attain it! Whether your Illegal, Homeless, or out of prison the choice is yours to change your life. That in itself is the dream! Being able to make good or bad

Redcheesehead Stuff
Hi Everyone I am going away tomorrow the 22 dec till the new year.I will be spending the christmas holidays with family and friends in Holland as it has been a long time that I have done this. I would like to which all my friends and family on furbar a very Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year Cheers Redcheesehead Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE!

Red Circle Of Death!
How freakin horrible are those few words put together? If you are me, very. For a year I dodged the dreaded red circle, and surely named after the Red Death itself it found its way into my chamber and infected my XBox 360. To me, it is like watching a good friend flatline in their hospital bed. Depressing. All the hours of sniping on Call of Duty, lost. All countless hours perfecting my plastic guitar and drum skills, gone. And now I must send my good friend off to the XBox rehab center, where he will spend the next month or two kicking the red monkey off his back. God this sucks.

Redddneck's Blog's
(972) 085-8616 da area code is right... but, da rest of da #'s are mix'd... u can call me if u figure it out... hehe 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road. " I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. They are cattle & oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-20 and I-10 go East and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one. 4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers t hat are driven Only 3 weeks a year. 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't

Redda
In the past week, some fucked up shit has happened, My brother and his wife lost their baby, Today a friend of mine found out she is having twins. so here i was last week completely devistaed about the loss of my brother and his wifes baby, then my friend tells me today she is having twins. I am a bundle of mixed fucked up emotions, one because i lost a set of twins last yr, and 2 because this has all brought back a lot of sad memories. they say talking or writing about something is excellent therapme ( therapy ) Fuck that ill just be sad and fall asleep i guess its strange to feel sad and happy all at the same time, i can't help but envy the people who are having babies, yes i just had a baby so i should get my head out of my ass, because she is awsome, still i think about the twins i delivred stillborn last yr. man oh man i have a lot to think about to night Oh my lord If its not one thing its another That damn kid of mine, UGH I just dont know what to say about his lil as

Red Dragon Dj Auction
THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE ALL STAFF AUCTION....DJ MAHA OWNS ME FOR 30 DAYS!!THANKS FOR BIDDING! Just click the lounge logo to come visit us and join our family THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE ALL STAFF AUCTION....OWN ME FOR 30 DAYS!!JUST CLICK THE PIC TO BID ON ME! Just click the lounge logo to come visit us and join our family AUCTION STARTS TUESDAY JULY 22ND 10:00 A.M. EST AND RUNS TIL TUESDAY JULY 29th MIDNIGHT EST RULES #1. MUST SUBSCRIBE TO LOUNGE TO BID #2. MINIMUM BID IS $10,000 FUBUCKS #3. Cash bids overrule all fubuck bids...CASH BIDS ARE LIMITED TO ANYTHING YOU PAY CASH FOR ON FUBAR #4. LOUNGE RULES MUST BE FOLLOWED #5. ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA...THIS IS FOR FUN FOLKS! WE ARE ALWAYS HIRING...FEEL FREE TO ENQUIRE!

Red Dragon Auction!
THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE ALL STAFF AUCTION....OWN ME FOR 30 DAYS!!JUST CLICK THE PIC TO BID ON ME! Just click the lounge logo to come visit us and join our family AUCTION STARTS TUESDAY JULY 22ND 10:00 A.M. EST AND RUNS TIL TUESDAY JULY 29th MIDNIGHT EST RULES #1. MUST SUBSCRIBE TO LOUNGE TO BID #2. MINIMUM BID IS $10,000 FUBUCKS #3. Cash bids overrule all fubuck bids...CASH BIDS ARE LIMITED TO ANYTHING YOU PAY CASH FOR ON FUBAR #4. LOUNGE RULES MUST BE FOLLOWED #5. ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA...THIS IS FOR FUN FOLKS! WE ARE ALWAYS HIRING...FEEL FREE TO ENQUIRE! THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE ALL STAFF AUCTION....DJ CONVICT OWNS ME FOR 30 DAYS!!THANKS FOR BIDDING! Just click the lounge logo to come visit us and join our family

Red Dawn
Burn bitch burnJesus Christ ain't coming back just dump some gasoline toBurn bitch burnWhen the flames of Hell rise the Pearly Gates are going toBurn bitch burnJesus Christ ain't coming back Heaven's on fireBurn bitch burnWatch your Kingdom fall your religion has expiredI've got the nuption to leave your bloody body nailed upon the crucifixAnd turn it on church grounds, call the triple sixIn your stomach rip your gullet out your mouth as you chokeFrom a ganker wound torn into your throatDrain the jugular on the pages of a Holy BibleWhile screamin' curse words in the name of your broken idolHomicidal, blasphemerMutilatin' the body of Gods messangerI'm not tryin' to kill off all the Holy, that ain't the caseI'm tryin' to kill off your whole fuckin' faithWatch it crumble like a church used for cremationLay the corpse on the pew to incinerate himI see reflections of Hell as the body burnsSpeakin' Aramaic in reverse until Legion returnsBurn bitch burn, kill the priest slowAnother Holy man d

Rede's, Charges And Chants
The Charge of the Dark God Heed my voice which will come to you as the thunder on the wind for I am thy Lord of Darkness, The Dark God, the Stag Lord, Whisper my name: Cernunnos. I am the sleeping dawn, the twilight, the dark of night that covers the Heavens above you and beckons the Star Goddess to shine. I am the final end that comes so that life may flourish, Behold, I am Immortality; The living die and the Dead are soon reborn. I can see your inner darkness; the dark side of the soul; The hearts desperate yearning. Step into the Empire of Darkness, and Come to me boldly and without fear; For I am he that protects and leads you; I am the echo of the forest; I am the evening sky and the autumn storm; I am the passion within you. I am the hunter and the seeker of Enlightenment. I stand in Light's Darkness and am called Shadow, I am He whom you have named Death. I call forth to thee and bid you step forward. Come with me into the darkness; Fear me not. Feel my love

Redemption!!!
IT IS FUNNY JUST WHEN WE THINK WE ARE IN CHARGE OF OUR LIVES..... ONE DAY WE ARE GIVEN HEARTBREAK AND GRIEF...AND THEN "GOD" PULLS UP THE "RIGHTIOUS"(GOOD OF HEART) BY GIVING THEM (US) CHALLENGES TO BRING US BACK TO WHO WE ARE AT OUR BEST!!!! YESTERDAY I LOST A 7 YEAR OLD BOY IN A RIVER RESCUE...AND TODAY I WAS CALLED OUT ON A MASSIVE WRECK ON THE INTERSTATE THAT INVOLVED 7 PATIENTS TWO OF WHICH WAS A MOTHER AND A 3 MONTH OLD INFANT WE CUT THEM OUT OF THIER CAR AND SAVED THIER LIVES (WILL ADD PIC OF THIER CAR WRECK TITLED "REDEMPTION" )YOU WONT BELIEVE THEY LIVED THRU IT , BUT SAVING THEM WAS A GIFT FROM "GOD" TO GIVE BACK , MY FEELING OF REDEMPTION....SO THAT I MAY HEAL FROM YESTERDAY.....AND SAVE ANOTHER MABYE "YOU" TODAY , TOMMOROW OR AS LONG AS I AM ABLE TO BE "THE RIGHTIOUS" (GOOD OF HEART)I DO NOT KNOW YOU , BUT WILLING TO DIE FOR YOU , WE LOVE OUR JOB BECAUSE IT OFFERS US THE CHANCE TO "LOVE" PEOPLE WE DONT EVEN KNOW . WHAT A WORLD WE COULD BE IF WE ALL FELT THAT FOR ONE ANO

Red Eye Moments
I haven't met anyone I could really trust or put my faith in, in so long, that it terrifies me. The idea is foreign to me now. I have grown into a person who is paranoid of everyone and everything. I covered it up with cynicism. I am in this shell where no one can touch me and I can touch no one else. Then YOU come along, bringing the miraclous into my life. I am cautious and unwilling to take your hand. I am always easily led by romantic notions. When I am with you, I feel like I have nothing to fear. I want to reach out to you and let you pull me out of the ocean. If only you could be that new rising sun.

Redfox
Just wanted all to know that my comp has been down, should have it back up in a week or two. I be going in the hosipital for sugary in the next week are so. But i will be fine. kept show the love. I will miss all of ya'll. I hope to be back soon, don't forget me. redfox=Tracy xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxo Hi everyone I am back spo show me some love!!!!!!!!!! Have miss you all..............

Red Fridays
RED FRIDAY WILL YOU GIVE THIS TO MY DADDY? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support "Red Fridays." Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work

Red Fridays
From the daughter of a Soldier: Please read all the way to the end of this email. Last week I was in Trenton, Ontario, attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camo's, as they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded Canadian who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal. Just when I thought I c

Red Fridays
Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq, I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicago the pilot stopped short of the gate and made

Red Fridays!
This is one of those good stories that keeps getting to you each time you hear it. I just had to share it with you all again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.' Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stoppe

Red Friday! Support Our Troops!
This is one of those good old e-mails that keep popping up. I just had to share it with you all again. Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.' Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsun

Red Friday
Red Shirt If the red shirt thing is new to you, read below how it went for a man... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine Sergeant traveling with a folded Flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the Sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. "No, he responded." "Heading out I asked?" "No. I'm escorting a Soldier home." "Going to pick him up?" "No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his Family." The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the Soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the Soldier's Family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, "Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and

Red Friday
As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.'Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed One of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen.Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As t......hey began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering.When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and Cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families.Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal.Just when I thought I could not be more proud

Red Friday
A LETTER IN THE LOST WALLET!! As I walked home one freezing day, I stumbled on a wallet someone had lost in the street. I picked it up and looked inside to find some identification so I could call the owner. But the wallet contained only three dollars and a crumpled letter that looked as if it had been in there for years. The envelope was worn and the only thing that was legible on it was the return address. I started to open the letter, hoping to find some clue. Then I saw the dateline--1924. The letter had been written almost sixty years ago. It was written in a beautiful feminine handwriting on powder blue stationery with a little flower in the left-hand corner. It was a "Dear John" letter that told the recipient, whose name appeared to be Michael, that the writer could not see him any more because her mother forbade it. Even so, she wrote that she would always love him. It was signed, Hannah. It was a beautiful letter, but there was no way except for the name Michael, that t

Redheadedcherry's Blog's
I just sent out my entry in a beautiful breasts contest. I have a pretty low self esteem, and I never entered any kind of beauty contest before. This is the pic I just entered. ADULT PIC! **NEW LINK FOR WEEK OF OCT 8** [ LostCherry.com photo: 1264468301 ] I'm hoping I didn't make a mistake, I just sent the PM to the lady in charge and a link to that pic. There are already pic's up about 7 of them. What I'm worried about is someone in the contest is popular and has a ton of friends, you know when you get a shout in you box asking you to vote for someone you don't even know. I like to go to the site and see the pic's and vote for the person I want to. It seems that some are more of a popularity contest. I choose this contest site because the rules are a little different then most. It says "Winner is based on the highest rating, not the number of votes so don't forget to vote for the pic's you don't like too." Seeing that put me at ease a little but I'm still wondering

Red Head With Green Eyes (adult)
It started out to be just another normal Sunday morning with going to the grocery store and doing some errands. I just entered the store and started to walk through the produce pushing my cart not noticing too much. I was checking out the bananas and I started to put them in the plastic bag to put in my cart when someone caught my attention. What drew my attention was this beautiful lady, not only was she beautiful but the way she presented and cared herself, you knew there was something special about her. I first noticed her Green eyes and when we made eye contact I kind of froze. Did I freeze because of my shyness (Yeah, Right) or of her beauty? That moment will last forever in my mind. I came out of the fog and smiled at the beautiful lady with the Green eyes. I noticed she had lovely Red hair and a very cute figure. WOW! My heart was just a racing and mind telling me that I have seen her somewhere before but I couldn’t remember where. I tried to be discreet and minded

Redhead
Love is special....and love is real, Love is unpredictable....love is something you can feel, Love is unforgettable....love can be something you regret, it doesn't matter how much you want to, Love is something you can not forget, Love is hate....love is cruel, Love is pain....thats just a rule, Love has its ups and downs...love makes your emotions go round, Love picks you up....love makes you fall, you can't protect your heart by building a wall, I've already tried and it doesn't work, No matter what you do LOVE HURTS, Love is giving all you have...love is showing that you care, Love is worth more to me than any treasure, Love is a feeling that nevers leaves, even when you want it to go away, You can try your hardest to make it disappear, But love stays with you every day, Well after talking to this person here 'Mikediho" it seems 'he' can't even get his ages right .. first he's 40 and then 47..they sounded more like a kid.. lol man what a loser. m

The Redhead
~THE REDHEAD~ *wink* ( I like this)SHE WALKS INTO A ROOM, ANYROOM, AMONGST THE GLOW OF THE FAIR HAIRED BLONDE, AMONGST THE MYSTERIOUS DARKNESS OF THE BRUNETTE. STILL, IT IS SHE WHO CAPTIVATES ALL WHO GAZE UPON HER BEAUTY. BOTH MEN & WOMEN ALIKE CANNOT BREAK THE DESPARATE LONGING TO LOOK AT HER JUST ONCE MORE. SHE IS MESMERIZING, A RARITY! SO STUNNING IS SHE THAT THE POUNDING HEART SKIPS A BEAT WHENEVER IN HER PRESENCE. AS THIS MAJESTIC CREATURE LOOKS OUT TOWARD HER CROWD OF ADMIRERS, HER EYES, FULL OF FIRE, ARE HIPNOTIC, ALMOST SPELL-LIKE . AS SHE FLOATS THROUGHOUT THE ROOM, MEN HOLD THEIR BREATH OF HOPES OF CONTAINING THEIR RELENTLESS DESIRE FOR THIS PHENOMENOM AMONG ALL OTHERS. SHE IS A DESCRIPTION OF UNWAVERING PASSION, FIRE & ICE , CAPABLE OF DRIVING MEN INTO LUSTFULL INSANITY & WOMEN INTO UNDISCOVERED REALMS OF JEALOUSY------------------------------- ....SHE IS THE REDHEAD~H. STONE

Redhead
A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the redhead bartender, and asked her, "May I please use the restroom?" The redhead replied, "I really don't think you should." "Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a restroom!" "Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there and she's only covered by a fig leaf!" "Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!" So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went to the bartender and said, "Miss, I, don't understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the place i

Redhead Train
To get on this train r/f/a all members. And in case you're not sure what those letters mean...RATE/FAN/ADD...and you MUST do all three. Let them know that you are joining the "sexy redhead club" in your friend request. If they are already a friend leave them a comment like "redheads rock" or something similar and don't forget to re-rate them. Don't just pass them by because you're already friends. And again my number one rule... NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA did i say NO DRAMA When new members add you rate them as well as leave them a comment. ..let them know you're joining the sexy redhead club. Rate the redhead folder on *Beautiful Brown Eyes* profile and you'll get a special sexy redhead tag. Start with this picture Don't forget to message *Beautiful Brown Eyes* when you've finished the train to be added....and rate the picture folder for your special sexy redhead

Red Head Quotes...lmao Thanks Andi *hugs Ya*
"Redheads are too numerous to be ignored, too rare to be accepted." Grant McCracken "I love being a redhead. It's a rare thing, so I think there's a bond between redheads." Laura Prepon "Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead." -Lucille Ball "You'd find it easier to be bad than good if you had red hair," "People who haven't red hair don't know what trouble is."-Anne in Anne of Green Gables "Blondes are noticed but redheads are never forgotten." "Nobody who has known a redhead can say that redheads are tame. Even shy redheads have a burning spark of adventure inside them. Opinionated, hotheaded, logical, loyal, friendly, reserved, whatever the redheads' personality, you can bet they'll have SCADS of it!" -Review of The Redhead Encyclopedia "All throughout history, from Reuben to Robbins, redheads have been recognized as a rare breed. Blondes may have more fun, brunettes may be brainier, but when it comes down to raw ene

Red_hot_brides
Picked out your wedding dress already ? Let me tell you a secret. It's a big secret. Here it is. You picked a: B O R I N G wedding dress See http://redhotbrides.com for exciting and classy wedding dress options

Redheaded Scarlet
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Redheads
Red hair is a woman's game.The harsh truth is, most red-haired men look like blondes who've spoiled from lack of refrigeration. They look like brown-haired men who've been composted out behind the barn. Yet that same pigmentation that on a man can resemble leaf mold or junkyard rust, a woman wears like a tiara of rubies.Not only are female redheads frequently lonely but theirs is a loveliness that suggests both lust and danger, pleasure and violence, and is, therefore, to the male of the species virtually irresistible. Red-Code Red-were the tresses of the original femme fatale.Of course, much of the "fatale" associated with redheads is illusory, a stereotypical projection on the part of sexually neurotic men. Plenty of redheads are as demure as rosebuds and as sweet as strawberry pie. However, the mere fact that they are perceived to be stormy, if not malicious, grants them a certain license and a certain power. It's as if bitchiness is their birthright. By virtue of thei

Redheaded Princess
Testing? I can't believe I said "video clip" I really am a wanker hahahaha New to all this and a bit overwhelming. I'm a student, who models and does phone sex to support myself. Both are fun, the men I talk to have given me quite the educational experience. It takes all sorts of people to make this world innit? I'm 25 soon to be 26 and studying with no major at the moment, haven't figured that out. Grew up in both London and Sydney, currently in a states for a few years. Liking it, but it is a difference from being overseas. So I guess that's all for now. I like writing and I'm a bit silly. Hope to chat with you all soon. Cheers.

Rediculous!!!
all i see on every females profile on here is add me, rate me, and most importantly FAN ME!!! i keep fanning more and more people that add me as friends but i never get fanned in return. whats the deal people? as of right now ive got 290 friends and 69 fans. anybody see a problem with that ratio? ive fanned 285 people which means i must have fanned all but 5 people on my friends list. so please, if you take the time to read this....and if youve taken the time to add me as a friend....please take the time to fan me as well. its only the fair thing to do!

Red Is The Color !!!
http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=53532 LISTEN UP BISHES DJ DOMS IS BACK ON THE AIR SO COME ROCK THIS BISH OUT WITH ME!!! COME JOINS US FOR SOME FUN AT THE RED DRAGON!!! (repost of original by 'DJ Doms_pimp' on '2008-01-10 10:06:28') LISTEN UP DJ TRANSFORMER ON THE AIR SO COME ROCK THIS BISH OUT WITH HIM!!!

Redistribution Of Wealth
Redistribution of wealth-sounds like a good concept so why are so many opposed to it?...The sad truth is, some of it has to do to with greed. But, if you accept the premise that most people are good, there has to be another reason. I believe it is in the implementation of such a program. Undoubtably it would come in the form of higher taxes on the wealthy. The problem is taxes go to the government and the government is very much like the mafia. First a certain percentage would be skimmed off the top to line the pockets of the politicians. Then some would be steered into the politicians' pet projects. Then more would go to the special interest groups and campaign supporters of the politicians, ie-rich people like George Soros and union bosses like Richard Trumpka. In the end pennies on the dollar would go to the people who really need it. I'm sure the government would tell you that it would go to create jobs. But how has all the stimulus spending and a $15trillion dollar debt helped o

Red Kettle
It's the season for helping others. I have started my own Red Kettle to help raise money for the Salvation Army. Please reach into your hearts and donate a few dollars for those less fortunate then ourselves. All donations go directly to the Salvation Army. Your gift will assist The Salvation Army in providing meaningful Christmas assistance and help make the holidays brighter for families, children and others in need. This is a tradition that The Salvation Army has preserved for 126 years. Thanks to the generosity of donors like you, the tradition continues. Your contribution not only helps The Salvation Army provide for those in need at Christmas, it allows us to meet the many year-round needs of the poor and forgotten in local communities. Our promise to you is that we will always “Do the Most GoodSM” for the most people with the most needs. Thank you Dynamic fundraising meter for your Red Kettle campaign.

Red Light Auction
~*~Turn The Red Lights On Ladies!!~*~ Auction officially starts Friday, June 27th. But as soon as I have your pics and offer the bidding will start! So put on your Sexy Red Dresses, send me your offer and $50,000 fubuck entry fee and lets turn the Red Lights On!! Your Hostess: *Pink0828 ~*~Snatch My Panties*~*~Lovingly Owned By Keith67 ~*~Sarges Bad Girl~*~@ fubar

Red Lobster Lol
Subject: WARNING; RED LOBSTER - PLEASE READ This is pretty serious. I don't know if you go to Red Lobster, but you may not want to after reading this. Warning about Red Lobster Restaurants This one sure took me by surprise. NO, I did NOT check this out with Snopes, but please, feel free to do so. WARNING ABOUT RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS This is important and worth the time to read! Warning!! Be careful if you eat at RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS A young women was having a meal at the restaurant and suddenly began to experience intense chest pains. Nothing her friends or the restaurant personnel did would relieve the pain. '911' was called and an ambulance was sent and the women was transported to a nearby hospital where doctors removed the women's blouse. As soon as this was done, emergency room personnel were able to properly diagnose the cause of the pain: AND YOU CAN GET CRABS

Redlight Children
children trafficking is a serious problem we have all over the world. from cambodia to your own hometown, children are being sexually exploited. Little boys and girls, ranging from as young as 3 years old are being sold for sexual purposes. Instead of being nurtured in a safe environment, they are being handed down from one despicable shameless man to another. Beyond Law & Order, I did not know how major this problem is. But when I went to a fundraiser, I realized that the episodes I've been watching are not at all far from the truth. I heard reality through the words of a little girl and her unforgettable memories...being forced to go to a brothel, being scolded to clean her blood from her rapist, being scared because a gun was pointed to her head, being yelled at for taking too long with a 'customer.' you can't help but cry when listening to her speak and you can't help but get infuriated with disgust because these inhumane actions are actually real. Redlight ch

Red Light, Go!!!
Rainy thundery Saturday morning... Hot cup of coffee and I listen to Pandora... Have to love my Ipodtouch giggle... Not much going on in my side of the Universe. Going to Cedar Rapids for a birthday outing (bar hopping) might wear my stilettos tonite! *more giggles* Have to add to my wardrobe soon- love those little black dresses... and i have an excuse to wear my black raincoat tonite- it's a classy little thing... uhmmm i feel an outfit combination coming together... as for this afternoon- need to buy my old mare some grain- and call the other vet to draw her blood- i think she is sick poor old lady. well, peace out...

Redmist
My heart is in limbo, Awaiting a home, Im not single, Yet im alone, My love is in another plaxe, Yet to touch him, Kiss his face, Given love if pure devotion, Separated by an icean. Online-love aucks sometimes :(

Redneck Church
1. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the finance committee > >> > refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none > >> > of the members knows how to play one. > >> > > >> > 2. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... people ask, when they > > learn > >> > that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, > >> > and > >> > what bait was used to catch 'em. > >> > > >> > 3. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... when the pastor says, > >> > "I'd > >> > like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two > > women > >> > stand up. > >> > > >> > 4. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... opening day of deer > >> > season > >> > is recognized as an official church holiday. > >> > > >> > 5. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... a member of the church > >> > requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't > > never > >> > been in a hole it couldn't get out of". >

Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided they weren't going anywhere in life, and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first redneck went in to see the counselor, who told him to take Math, History, and Logic. "What's Logic?" the first redneck asked. The professor answered by saying, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "I sure do." said the first redneck. "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good!" said the redneck. The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house." Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazin!" "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife," continued the professor. "That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck is obviously catching on. "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right!" exclaimed the redneck. Why that's t

Redneck Parachute Jump
Just before a new redneck had his first parachute jump, his sergeant reminded him, "Count to ten, then pull the first rip cord. If it snarls, pull the second rip cord for your auxiliary chute. After you land, our truck will pick you up." The paratrooper took a deep breath and jumped. He counted to ten and pulled the first cord. Nothing happened. He pulled the second cord. Again, nothing happened. As he plummeted to the ground, he said to himself, "I'll bet that truck won't be there either!"

Redneck Bugle Classified Ads:
FREE: Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog bites. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 neighbor's sneaky dog. FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepard, part stupid dog. GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Male. Neutered. Speaks German. Free to good home. FOUND: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Real dirty. Been outside awhile. Better be a reward. SNOW BLOWER for sale. Only used on snowy days. LIVESTOCK FOR SALE: Cows and calves, never bred. Also one gay bull for sale. FOR SALE: Nordic Track $300. Like new, hardly used, call Chubby. PRODUCE FOR SALE: Georgia peaches. Great taste! California grown. 89 cents/lb. FOR SALE: Nice parachute. Excellent condition. Never opened. Used only once. Joining nudist colony! Must sell Maytag washer and dryer. $300. OPEN HOUSE: Body Shapers Toning Salon this Saturday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tryout our new equipment and look over our personal exercise plans! Free coffee and donuts. FOR SALE: One man/six woman

Red Neck Son
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????" CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-

Redneckwoman
ok guys im still trying to figure all this out..grr but hey i will get it wach and see im just like that.lol just give me a lil bit and i will get it..i promise i will but anyways i think im going to like it once all is said and done. huggs and kisses to all

Red Neck Pickup Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts ti

Redneck Stuff
Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're a redneck when...... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

Redneck Pick Up Lines
A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. The officer is in a good mood, doesn't smell alcohol, and thinks he might just give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So the officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me." "I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. "After a while I

Redneck Mens Pick Up Lines
1) Did you fart? 'cause you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? 'cause I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? 'cause I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

Redneck Pick Up Lines
Redneck Man's pick up lines 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2)Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3)My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4)Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5)Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6)If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7)You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8)Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10)I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11)Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12)If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13)Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think

Redneck Humor
Bubba's Buttholes Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer,were sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, "No, it ain't Bubba. "The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two buttholes." "What? He had two buttholes?", said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in town knew it. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two buttholes..." Texas Redneck The National Transportation Safety Board recently divu

Redneck
TO ALL MY FRIENDS ALL CHERRY TAP!!!!FIRST I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A WOUNDERFUL EASTER!SECOND FOR ALL THE ONES WHO SEND A GET WELL TY MUAH!!!AND THIS TO MY BEST FRIEND SHE IS THE BEST.SHE CALLS ME AND CHECKS ON ME AND FLIRTS WITH MY OLD MAN AND THAT IS SO CUTE,GOTTA LUV HER OK AND HIM. damn another day in hell.

Redneck From %^&&
Just a little about me. I am a redneck from Idaho who drives truck for a living. I have two true loves of my life. One is 15 years old and the other is 8 years old. Their names are Jamie and Harri. I like to do almost anything doutdoors. My all time favorite past time other than the one that can not be mentioned here is to hunt. I am willing to try just about anything once, twice if I like it. I guess that is pretty much all that needs to be said for now. Will add just about anyone as friend so feel free to write. Dave

Redneck Man's Pickup Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts inyer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Red Neck Sex Test
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False 2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False 5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False 6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False 7. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False 8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False 9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False 10. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False 11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False 12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False 13. Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False 14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False 15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute. True or False 16. A condom is a large apartment complex. True o

The Redness
I just wanna get RED Type: Common Interest - Activities Description: Gettin RED- What could possibly be finer?(other than a few key moments in life of course), one can find a period of relief from the daily bullshit with a little RED time. Whether it's one on one or more of a group effort, the redness is taking hold everywhere and at all times- If they're is one thing that has the power to bring the masses of this crazy world together. It is all of our desires to assist ourselves in whatever may ail us. Even if you dont speak the same language or have any appriciation for one anothers culture, you will still feel about the same once the redness begins to take hold, we all might as well be screaming the chinese equivalent of "Take it To the Faaaaccceeee!"- But i digress, which one might often do under a RED influence of some kind.But. Rather than sweeping our habits under the carpet and putting on this whole facade when those who aren't normally there come around, i say that we we

Redneck
Redneck Happy and Sad tale A Redneck couple were sharing a bottle of Jack Daniels when the husband Said, "I bet you can't tell me somethin' that will make me happy and sad all at The same time." The wife thought about it for a few moments, then answered, "Your pecker's bigger than yer brother's" ------------------------------------------------- Today's my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those payments! So I call my baby girl, Lakeesha, to come to my house and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this cheque over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last cheque she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo momma's face." So, my baby girl take the cheque over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say and 'bout the 'spression on her face. Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what you momma say 'bou

Redneck Son
Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow, because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send. Your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get m

Redneck Layout Or Bacckground
All you rednecks out there listen up i have a mission for ya (u help me and ill help u). I need a background or layout for my profile it has to be redneckish or southern pride or both. Send it to me if you find one. thanks ya'll.

Redneck
Dear Mull, I am rightin' this here letter slow as I know ya cain't read fast. Me and my wife and the kids and 6 dogs went and moved last week. I took the house numbers with us so we don't have to do one of them there address changes. I got me a good job here. I finally got to be a pilot. I work for Daniel's Tree Service. They cut the wood and I pilot. Things here are about the same. We took Grandma to the doctor so she could get Grandpa some of them Viagra pills. She slipped them into his coffee so he wouldn't know. He went crazy. He grabbed her and ripped her clothes off right there in front of all us. He throwed everything off the table and kept taking her over and over again. Grandma said the sex was great but she is upset that the people at McDonalds said we couldn't come back no more. I went whorse back riddin' the other day. I'm lucky to be alive. That whorse took off and I almost fell off. I was hangin' on for my life and screamin' my head off. I don't know what I'd don

Redneck Vascectomy
Redneck Vasectomy After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count... "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on h

Rednecks
A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game. The redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500. This catches the redneck's attention ,and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He send

Redneck Pick Up Lines
Redneck Pick-Up Lines 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 5) If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock." 8) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 9) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner. 10) If yer gonna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til the afternoon. 11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,................every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

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Rednecks Know How To Git R Dun
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it insidethem logs, but he's hidin' it there.' 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. Theysearch the shed where the firewood is kept.Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?' 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop your firewood?''Yep!' 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

Redneck
On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his. The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat." The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat she's cool kawse I got 'er tied unner the shade tree." The policeman says, "No! You don't understand your dog needs to be bred. . "No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, she ain't hongry, kawse I fed 'ER beef jerky this mornin'." Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!" The redneck looks at him with a long pause and says, "Go 'head. I always wanted a police dog!"

Redneck Reconings
These Arkansas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken fried steak. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think the "nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The salvation army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of raid

Redneck Security System...
(Redneck) Home Security System.... 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans,a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Redneck Pick-up Lines
Redneck Man's pick up lines... 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna

Redneck Fixin's
I fixed my car yesterday with some Black Pepper and a wire coat hanger! It had been running hot and seemed to have a small radiator leak so I was told by a local garage here in TN to put about 2 tblsp. of black pepper into the radiator and it seals small leaks! Also my tail pipe was hanging so i replaced the broken hanger with a wire coathanger! Both worked! I guess I am good for something!

Redneck Levelers
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Redneck
Today was my daughters field day at school so I thought I'd play hookie from work and join her for some fun. Now I always knew I was a bit redneck and I always knew I lived in a hick town but I really never knew how redneck it was til today. Yes I follow tractors to work every day. Yes I am lucky if I see five passenger vehicle drive by my house in a day and if I do the majority are road drinkin. Yes I eat my weaties to the wonderful smell of manure. Ok losing scope here sorry. So I am at the school field day and I learn that the school song is International Harvester by Craig Morgan. Here I was watching an entire student body of elementary kids belting out this tune with as much pride and volume as one could expect. It was great. After the kids rallied to their theme song we enjoyed watchin the kids smash the teachers and staff with creme pies, tug of war and the biggest water balloon fight I have ever participated in. Oh yeah food, I love my food, there was so much good food.

The Redneck Family Circle
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Redneck Logic
Redneck Logic Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic. "What's logic?" the first redneck asked. The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "I sure do. " "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good!" said the redneck. The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house. " Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!" "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife. " "That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck was catching on. "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wai

Redneck Ryot
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Redneck Love Poem
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Redneck Defined...lol
Rednecks live in the Southeastern United States. While they do not comprise the entire population in this region they do make up the vast majority of the people here. Typically, rednecks live in rural settings. They avoid urban settings. They are proud of their pick-up trucks or older cars and stick with them despite rising gas prices. They typically work industrial or manual labor jobs. The majority do not have anything beyond a high school education. They depend on the "Good 'Ol Boy" system of advancement. They are extremely weary of those who do possess the desire to act educated -- these people are perceived as sell-outs. You can often see rednecks hauling lawn equipment or hunting (dog) equipment even if they do not plan on using these items in the near future. It is a proud symbol of their social class. Rednecks often are seen about in hunting attire even though they do not plan to hunt anything. Dressing up comprises of dockers and a tucked in polo shirt. Baseball hats on men ar

Redneck Joke
REDNECK FARM KID in the Marine Corps Dear Ma and PaI am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.We go on 'route marches,' which t

"red Neck Love"
When Henry was a youngster,he went to the drug store and asked the Pharmacist,"Sir,can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?" The Pharmacist replied,"So,do you know what condoms are for?" "Sure do,They keep you from getting Venereal Diseases." The Pharmacist was impressed..."That's right,son. "Do you know what the ribs are for?" Henry paused and then answered,"Well,not really, but they sure do make the hair on my sheep's back stand up!!"

Redneck
Roses is red an' my neck's red too an' you make my lips pucker like a big plug o' chew. If you was my shed i'd be proud to have made ya an' if you was my gun,in my rack i'd display ya. Cuz yer sleek like a bas boat an' hotter'n fire yer more grippin' to me then a new set o' tries. I'm a sad. lovesick fool jus' a-caryin' a torch

Redneck Jokes
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

Redo Blog Cause Im Done
I wrote a blog a while back and apparetnly i need to remind people of the shit i deal with on a weekly basis ..... I honestly am at the point in whichI either break down or just laugh threw it.. so please i beg you if you care or respect me dont add to my stress.. And no im not just picking one person and pointing the finger. I hope that bywriting this maybe you as a person can see that life outside Fu might not be great, try saying something nice and try respecting others and their right to have a place to come be safe and breath... Love you Wicked Heres the old blog: I am proud of the fact that Is usually pretty sweet and morally sound when it comes to being on the Internet.. What you see is what you get. I try to make everyone feel better about all the shit that's going on in their lives and make them at least laugh... Most I can make them feel a little bit better but some I cant help...

Red Rooster
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Red Rules!
The first two days of school went well for the kids. I sorta roamed around in shock, and slept alot. Funny how even a good schedule change can really mess you up. It just doesn't feel as though the kids should be walking the school halls just yet. With the start of school of course there is all that paperwork to be done, and all of the gathering of appropriate school supplies. Do you just sometimes want to thumb your nose when your schedule tightens back up after a relaxed and carefree holiday. Its as though you are chaffing against the reins, not quite ready to be back in the proverbial saddle. Its the worst kind of feeling to have to do something you just would rather not contemplate. Of course in a few weeks summer fun will be a distant memory, as will wet bathing suits and grilling. We all seem to rush pell mell into the busy holiday season, grinding out our daily lives and anticipating the next time we will actually get to stop a moment and deep breathe. Speaking of holi

Redresses
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Red Shirt
Red Shirt If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his family. The rea lization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I c

Redskyy's Ninjatastic Life
So last night I was approached by a record label, I will be signing with them by the End of the month. And making good money doing what i love. It just goes to show you put blood sweat and tears into your work, good things will come out.

Redsunglass
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Red Thunder/robby Romero
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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
Well, not really... Water is one of our most precious resources. Those that love in the west are starting to know this and we will all find out in the next 20 years. My garden appreciates fresh rainwater all summer long thanks to my rain barrel.... another interesting fact... In 2 minutes in the shower you use as much water as the average African does in a day. Lawn mower emit more polutants into the air than cars. Running a lawnmower for an hour emits the equivalent polution as driving 100 miles. For as long as I have owned my house this has been my means of cutting the grass: It is great exercise and I don't don't have to worry about waking the neighbors. Recycling one aluminum can saves enough power to run a TV for 3 hours.

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Redwoods Random Ramblings.
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Red White And Blue
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Redwedding
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